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ITT: embarrassing shit you've done related to food

>be me at 15
>basically just started getting into anime through my gf
>also landed my first job with my dad
>go to a newly opened ramen shop downtown
>my gf is with me
>think for some reason it would be really epic/funny to act like Naruto before I eat
>contain the autism within me for just long enough to order my ramen normally
>food comes to the table
>immediately grab and break the chopsticks
>yell as loud as I can "MAN I'M STARVING BEING A NINJA TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY OUT OF ME, ITEDAKIMASU SENPAI!!
>my gf looks at me in complete embarrassment
>doesn't even eat what she ordered
>i finished and we leave
>she breaks up with me 2 days later

This shit haunts me to this very day, sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat thinking about it. I really liked her too.

>> No.15314454

Cringe: The movie

>> No.15314458

>>15314454
yep i cringed after, she cringed and I never showed my face there again since

>> No.15314566

>>15314458
Tbh u probably should have killed yourself instead of making this thread

>> No.15314593

>>15314566
why would i do that?

>> No.15314638
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15314638

holy fuck OP I think you dropped this

>> No.15314644

>>15314638
yeah i sure did it actually made me stop watching anime too

>> No.15314654

>>15314439
What is it with Naruto specifically and the spergiest shit

>> No.15314663

>>15314654
from what i recall its about a kid who always get bullied and eventually learns hes special so i think that just reaches something in people like that

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15314671

>>15314439
You’re one of those ‘tards that would show up at school with bed head after obviously not showering that morning and do this run through the halls, aren’t you?

>> No.15314672

>>15314654
Naruto is a social outcast and a sperg in-universe, but because he's the protagonist real life social outcasts and spergs think that his behavior is meant to be cool.

>> No.15314685

>>15314671
no i never did the ninja run it was really just the one instance that that happened

>> No.15314904

based

>> No.15314919

At least she gave you two days. You should have ninja ran around her lawn to win her back