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Authentic Italian pizza is bett-

>> No.11055578

>>11055567
lemmon slices, but why though?

>> No.11055589

>>11055578
inedibles make a pizza better

>> No.11055595

>>11055589
>lemon
>inedible
???????

>> No.11055631

>italians using cheddar

>> No.11055632

>>11055595
lemon's puter layer is disgusting senpai

>> No.11055642

>italian
nice try murrica

>> No.11055678

>>11055567
>Authentic Italian
>fucking cheddar
You tried.

>> No.11055681

>>11055595
Yer a thick lemon peel is fucking delicious mate

>> No.11055773

>>11055642
>>11055678
>>11055631
>having no reading comprehension

>> No.11055779

This honestly sounds foul. Dandelion and lemon peels are both obscenely bitter, like maybe one or the other could be balanced out but both of them with all that other shit sounds gross.

>> No.11055782

>>11055567
That pizza is fucked.

>> No.11055798

>>11055567
That doesn't have pineapple so that's automatically fucking disgusting.

>> No.11056015
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*blocks weak-jawed italians paths*

>> No.11056028
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11056028

Daily reminder that this is the pizza that was voted the best pizza in the world. Literally right after Silvio Berlusconi (some Italian pervert) called Finnish food shit in the media. The pizza is called Berlusconi by the way.

>> No.11056049

>>11056028
Voted best in the world by whom? And That looks like tash, I'm with Berlusconi on this one. That pizza looks like something an unfuckable lardass would eat.

>> No.11056205

>>11055773
The only way your interpretation could be valid would be OP knowing that horrendous pizza isn't Italian, authentic or whatever, but still thinking it's the superior one, even with those toppings.

>> No.11056217

>>11056028

it looks good but the best in the world? gonna need some sauce on that claim anon

>> No.11056467

>>11055681
>>11055632
its actually bretty good when roasted

>> No.11056843

>>11055567

Italian pizza is the second worst in the world because they never learned to give it the respect it deserves. For italians, pizza was just some crap that their moms threw together from yesterday's leftovers. They never understood how great it could be if it was treated as a proper dish of its own.

The worst pizza in the world is British pizza.

>> No.11056926
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>>11056843
>British pizza
what am i looking at here

>> No.11056964

>>11055567
>dandelion

It either tastes bitter or like nothing at all and has the gross texture of spinach that has been boiled for too long no matter how you cook it. Why would you put it on pizza or any food for that matter?

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>>11056028
>voted the best pizza in the world

>> No.11058698

>>11055578
try it before you knock it. cooked lemon is good, brightens and freshens it up

>> No.11058719

>>11056049
>>11056217
>>11057250

What is google? Finnish pizza best in world 2012

>> No.11058727

Guys, I put adobo powder on my pizza (especially crust) when I make it at home. I feel like I'm doing something wrong, but it is perfect. THoughts?

>> No.11058795

>>11056028
Well I'll admit this does look pretty good, unlike literally every other "pizza" in this shitty thread.

>> No.11058877

>>11056028
doesn't even look bad besides the toppings

where would you fellas say has the best pizza

>> No.11058899

>>11058877
There's nothing wrong with the toppings...

>> No.11058913

>>11058899
I'm not a raw onion guy. mushrooms get a pass but I have no idea what that red meat is.

>> No.11058931

>>11058913
They aren't raw, dumbass.

>> No.11059540
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Hey, I'm Italian! Maranara! Hey! Food and family is important when you're Italian! When you're Italian, food and family is important! Best slice in the city? Easy! 104th and 23rd! Hey! I'm Italian! My grandmudda was a saint and my mudder makes the best canoli! Hey! Maranara! I got fifty cousins named Anthony! Hey! I'm Italian!

>> No.11060609

>>11056205
im proud of you anon
took you long enough to figure it out

>> No.11060657

>>11055632
>>11055681
I can tell you don't cook.

>> No.11060678
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11060678

>>11059540
Not a real italian

>> No.11060705

>>11060609
>took you long enough to figure it out
It took long because the most logical explanation was OP thinking, as soon as he sees Italian-sounding words (Pizzeria Bianco), that's actually Italian regardless of the toppings.
In this scenario, he's clueless, but at least he recognizes the pizza he posted looks bad.

>> No.11060718

>>11056015
A puffer fish would crunch through that pizza as if it was a handful of potato crisps.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlQffRwxi5s

Eating starts at about 1min mark.

>> No.11060750

>>11055578
>>11055589
>>11055632
>>11055681
>there is only one variety of lemon and it's the cheapest ones i buy at my local mega mart

>> No.11061159

Most "authentic" style pizza is trash. Why have pizza margherita, when you can have margherita with extra cheese, pepperoni and sausage?

>> No.11061162

>>11055567
are shishito peppers quickly becoming the next avocado?

>> No.11061192

>>11056926
I was okay with this till I saw the nacho cheese.

>> No.11062437

>>11056049
>>11056217
>>11057250
>>11058877
>>11058913

The meat is actually reindeer, theres chantarelles as well.