/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9999893]

>just took an hour,and a half to make breakfast

there has to be a better way

[Anonymous No.9999896]

Um... there are a shitload of better ways.

[Anonymous No.9999903]

Prep the night before?

[Anonymous No.9999910]

>>9999903
>spend an hour prepping the night before
>thirty minutes in the morning
ahh much better

[Anonymous No.9999909]

You made some over the top gourmet shit didn't you?

Also, breakfast is a meme.

[Anonymous No.9999911]

Let mommy cook it for you

[Anonymous No.9999913]

>>9999999

[Anonymous No.9999956]

>>9999893
lol why do you eat breakfast haha

[Anonymous No.10000024]

what did you make?

[Anonymous No.10000256]

>>10000024
A shitpost

[Anonymous No.10000290]

>>10000256

[Anonymous No.10000345]

>>9999893
throw away meme pan

[Anonymous No.10000363]

>>9999893
>eating breakfast
Good goy

[Anonymous No.10000366]

>>9999893
Throw everything in one pan, duh.

[Anonymous No.10000374]

>packet of instant oatmeal
>tbsp peanut butter
>tbsp flaxseed
>glass of whole milk

Nutritionally complete meal in <5 minutes

[Anonymous No.10000409]

When I make potatoes, they're the first thing to go in the pan and I let them cook on medium heat while prepping and cooking everything else. The whole process takes about 20 minutes.

>>9999909
Breakfast should be the largest meal of the day.

[Anonymous No.10000422]

>>9999999
>>10000000

[Anonymous No.10000423]

>>9999956
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, moron. You've fasted for @ 8 hours and your blood sugar is extremely low. Are you one of those faggots who sneaks into the breakroom at 10AM and steals shit from peoples lunches because you skipped breakfast? Do you not even read mommy blogs?

[Anonymous No.10000447]

>>10000374
Add some shredded unsweetened coconut and hemp hearts and youre cruising until lunch no problemo

[Anonymous No.10002121]

skip breakfast you fat fuck
wa la, problem solved

[Anonymous No.10002180]

>>10000363
Wait, why would Jews want me to eat breakfast?

[Anonymous No.10002220]

>>10000423
>projecting this hard
Stay mad fastlet

[Anonymous No.10002340]

I often use Japan approach for quick breakfast: warm up leftover rice, pour raw egg, soy sauce, sprinkle with sesame seeds and chopped scallion. Voila, less than 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10002448]

>>9999893
>a better way

I know That Feel, Anon.

Good thing there's Jimmy Dean© breakfast Sandwiches. I get the BACON ones. DANK.

Just pop in the microwave. Breakfast in a minute!

[Anonymous No.10002466]

you can make a full english in less than 30 minutes, why does it take you so long?
>black/white pudding sliced under broiler
>bacon, sausage, mushrooms in same pan then eggs in leftover oil
>beans in microwave
>bread in toaster or fried with eggs

[Anonymous No.10002467]

>spend 16 hours making the ultimate scrambled eggs
>drop them on the ground when plating

[Anonymous No.10003547]

>>10000363
this doesn't make sense humorously and it's a total worthless joke

[Anonymous No.10003554]

>>10000423
>fasted
>for 8 hours
absolute state of los americano goblinos

[G8rH8r No.10003590]

>>10002467
couple weeks ago during the holidays
>making large amounts of pancakes and scrambled eggs for whole family
>giant bowl with ~10 beaten eggs in it
>giant bowl with pancake batter in it
>not paying close attention pour mass amount of vanilla extract in eggs bowl thinking it was batter bowl
and that was all the eggs in the house so I scrambled them with cheese to try to hide it but nope. Vanilla cheese eggs.

[Anonymous No.10005133]

>trying to eat more
>make 3 eggs, a bagel and turkey bacon
>want to eat a gun halfway through

[Anonymous No.10005173]

>>10000423

Anybody who writes a food blog will tell you it's not just about writing about food! Sometimes one of your readers will "throw down" a challenge and it's up to the food blogger to meet that challenge.

About 8 months back I was challenged to eat all my meals one day with utensils and any one who knows me will realize that as a busy Mom, there's going to be a "take out" meal that day especially when I'm picking up my hubby and my mixed brood from school and getting them to their after school activities.

Well the fast food that day of the challenge was one of your more well known hamburger places and darn it if I didn't eat my "burger" with a knife and fork. The kids couldn't stop laughing (you know how kids are) and I did draw more than a few amused stares in the hamburger restaurant including a gal from my Yoga class!

The verdict? Hamburgers might be meant to be finger food, but you can just as well enjoy them with a knife and fork. And you also learn that the term "blogger" sometimes entails teaching your kids a lesson about keeping to your word when you lose a wager.

So good eating to all!

[Anonymous No.10005182]

>>10000409
No. No it shouldn't. Lunch should be the largest.

[Anonymous No.10005231]

>>9999893
>Hour and a half

Motherfucker did you wait for a hen to lay the eggs?

A pretty simple breakfast should be like twenty minutes.

[Anonymous No.10005247]

>>10005133
That food is too heavy for skellies trying to gain weight. Just eat some plain oatmeal and scarf it down as quickly as possible.

[Anonymous No.10005251]

>>10000423
Fasting isn't bad

[Anonymous No.10005255]

>>10005133
Smother your bagel in peanut butter instead of making the bacon next time

[Anonymous No.10005786]

>>9999893
Takes maybe 5 min to cook three eggs and oatmeal... are you cooking for like 40 people?

[Anonymous No.10005923]

>>10003554
Why do you think the meal is called break-fast

[Anonymous No.10005950]

>>9999893
There is.

[Anonymous No.10005962]

>>9999893
What the fuck were you making and how were you making it?

>>10000422
>dem gets

[Anoɳymous No.10006021]

>>10005173
I know this is age old pasta, but it still makes me want to fucking kill myself

[Anonymous No.10006033]

>>10000409
>Breakfast should be the largest meal of the day.

This is a tired meme

[Anonymous No.10006167]

>>9999893
how
eggs and toast takes like 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.10006920]

>>10002180
spend money on breakfast foods

[Anonymous No.10008278]

eat cereal, quick oats, farina, fruit with peanut butter, simple stuff thats quick

[Anonymous No.10008287]

>>9999893
You should be able to make grits, eggs, and bacon in about 20-25 minutes. are you slow?

[Anonymous No.10009060]

>>9999893
What the fuck did you do, boy?! These guys are pointing out that nothing should take longer than 40 minutes.

Breakfast for me is a must. I suffer from depression so actually taking a bit of time to create something in a step by step process sets the pace of the day. But few things take an hour and a half. In fact nothing takes an hour and a half. Even eggs Benedict.

[Anonymous No.10009212]

>>9999909
>>9999956
>>10006033
t. poorfags whose parents couldn't afford to feed them breakfast
I'm sure milk is a meme too, though if you drank it you might've been 5'8" instead of 5'6"

[Anonymous No.10009245]

What the hell were you making (other than a shitpost) that would take you 90 minutes? I take my time when cooking but even if I have bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast I'll be finished cooking and eating within about 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.10009246]

>>10009060
I can make an eggs benny in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.10009277]

>>10000409
t. big fat flyover

bruv its ok to enjoy breakfast you dont have to lie yourself into it.

[Anonymous No.10010165]

How do I spice up oatmeal without making it sugary and thus pointless? Im tired of just throwing in whatever fruit I have around.

[Anonymous No.10010186]

>>10010165
splenda

[Anonymous No.10010239]

>>10010165
Smear it on a naked girl and then eat it off

[Anonymous No.10010275]

>all these faggots in this thread who don't eat breakfast
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
>lol ur just fat
>implying I don't split my calories for the day into three instead of two like you tards who don't eat breakfast
people who say breakfast makes you fat are just projecting retards showcasing their inability to control their portion sizes so they need to have a 16-18 hour fast period between last night's dinner and the next day's lunch

[Anonymous No.10010347]

>>10010275
You guys keep spouting that but never back it up with reasoning. I never feel off when I don't eat breakfast. Maybe if I were a caveman doing caveman labor all day it would matter.

[Anonymous No.10010361]

>>9999893
>>10000000

[Anonymous No.10010364]

>>10010347
>numale with a stationary office job or NEET wonders why he doesn't feel hungry when he doesn't burn any calories

[Anonymous No.10010378]

>mfw 20 minutes to make breakfast for two using leftovers

[Anonymous No.10010469]

>>10003590
Should have saved the batter for later and just made French toast

[Anonymous No.10010480]

>>10010275
I need about an hour before I can eat any kind of breakfast. Everything tastes and feels disgusting in my mouth before I've woken up properly.

[Anonymous No.10010828]

>>10010165
make it a savoury dish and add salt instead of sugar or fruit. it's the scottish way and why we're the heart disease capital of europe.

[Anonymous No.10011263]

>>10010480
This. I usually work nights but once a week I'll run packages for the post office. Most of the time I don't even eat before I go in because if I do I feel sick afterward.