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2.5kg of shredded lettuce from a fast food place has come into my posession

wtf do I do with it

>> No.9998200

>>9998195

>> No.9998202

Roll around in it.

>> No.9998205

>>9998195
feed some rabbits

>> No.9998207

>>9998202
this

or buy a bunch of ramen, and just mix it into it

i did this when i got a bunch of free ramen and lettuce

it was not the best, but hey, semi-healthy free food

>> No.9998211

stuff a sock and fuck it

>> No.9998214

Unironically feed it to birds.

That shit is too subpar to do anything useful with.

>> No.9998226

>>9998195
Make a shitload of coleslaw

>> No.9998232

>>9998226
you don't make coleslaw with lettuce, you do it with cabbage!

>> No.9998237

im probably a pleb but I fucking love the shredded lettuce on big macs and shit

id eat that by the handful

>> No.9998241

>>9998195
Extract the sugar and ferment it, then you will have alcohol!

>> No.9998243
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9998243

>>9998232

>rules

>> No.9998249

>>9998195
NIGGERS

>> No.9998251

>>9998241
>ferment it
I was thinking something like kimchi.
OP you can freeze what you don't use. Or just not steal stuff you don't need.

>> No.9998262

>>9998251
sell by date expired, girlfiend got it for free

still looks fresh though,I'm sure it's full of preservatives

>> No.9998263

>>9998195
>has come into my posession
Nigger speak for "stole."

>> No.9998266

>>9998262
All I can think of is to make a huge batch ov vegetable soup and freeze that in portions.
Good luck.

>> No.9998962

Give it back jamal

>> No.9998972

>>9998962
Why on earth would I steal a giant bag of shit lettuce

I even had to make a thread asking what to do with it

>> No.9998982

>>9998195
>iceberg
intothetrash.png

>> No.9998983

>>9998962
It's probably contaminated, dispose of properly Jamal.

>> No.9998986

>>9998195
Give it to someone with rabbits.

>> No.9998993

>>9998195
Please don't try to use it as food. It's devoid of both flavor and nutrition.

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9999058

Don't listen to those telling you to freeze it or make anything other than tacos, salad, burritos, subs, salad, sandwiches, salad, or burgers. Those are your only reasonable options.

>> No.9999064

>>9998207
>semi-healthy free food

>iceberg lettuce and ramen is healthy

No wonder americans are so fucking obese, like really?

>> No.9999073

smoke it

>> No.9999135

>>9998195
Cum on it.

>> No.9999172

Give it back jamal

>> No.9999252

>>9999064
It's certainly not healthy, but I don't think think eating shredded lettuce and plain ramen would make you obese. You'd have to eat like 8 packs a day of shitty ramen to reach a normal caloric intake. It's far worse because of its lack of nutrients than it is in calories.

>> No.9999262

Befriend a veganne

>> No.9999518

Used to work in Macca's, lettuce needed a refill so I grabbed a new bag like pic related. Emptied it in and found a dead wasp in it.