Do you prefer 'vark or 'cha, /ck/?

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Anonymous Wed Jan 17 02:47:41 2018 No.9997507 [Reply] [Original]

Do you prefer 'vark or 'cha, /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 02:50:51 2018 No.9997512 i spread 'vark 'auce on my 'go style 'cha with a side of 'cado 'oast

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 02:55:08 2018 No.9997526

>>9997507
Vark is pretty good desu. I don't care much for sriracha and never really have. I'll put it on a select few things if I'm eating out and they have it. Basically just noodle bowls. Yakisoba or teriyaki noodles I will eat with some sriracha. Anything else, the garlic powder and sugar ruin it for me just a bit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 05:11:56 2018 No.9997821 Secret Aardvark is garbage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 05:42:05 2018 No.9997893 >>9997821 ugh...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 05:43:41 2018 No.9997901 Franks red hot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 05:49:47 2018 No.9997913 gate keeping condiments is perhaps the most retarded use of your time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:52:32 2018 No.9998922 File: 42 KB, 230x679, 81pzYHaxZ7L._SY679_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Neither

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:57:12 2018 No.9998937 File: 90 KB, 688x1024, NewProduct_1024x1024.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997507 Step aside spicelets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:58:10 2018 No.9998939 For me, it's 'basco

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:59:05 2018 No.9998943
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>>9997507
I prefer 'vark sauce to use on most of my meals 'cuz it's a lot less spicy then 'cha. Have you ever tried mixing 'vark and 'cha together? It is SO good on soylent, edamame, tofu and soybean sprouts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:15:40 2018 No.9999018 >>9997507 neither. i'm not a meme chasing faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:27:09 2018 No.9999068 >>9999018 In defence of 'vark sauce it is actually really, really good. It's extremely runny and sweet, it's barely even spicy at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:28:36 2018 No.9999071 >>9998943 This isn't funny, witty, or adequately derisive. It's just shit childish memeposting. No substance to it. Disappointing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:29:16 2018 No.9999076 File: 169 KB, 1024x777, 5BC9AD64-D9C8-4495-92D9-EE94C52BC03C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Get that trash out of my face. If you aren’t strapped with the ‘tec, then I don’t want to deal with you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:32:12 2018 No.9999086 File: 38 KB, 186x679, 81Qs0NbTMtL._SY679_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997507 Neither.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:32:14 2018 No.9999087 >>9997507 I LOVE 'vark sauce more because of the cute little cartoon Aardvark hitting a bong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:33:55 2018 No.9999097 File: 113 KB, 240x314, bushman.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9999071 >the triggered soyboy is real

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:34:48 2018 No.9999098 File: 388 KB, 2100x1409, Aardvark-sip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9999071 I too am a member of the 'vark internet defense force.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:46:07 2018 No.9999162 >>9999097 Le Bhaijaan

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:55:23 2018 No.9999208 >>9997507 >last hot sauce thread was all about sa and hit bump limit >better immediately start a new thread focusing on meme sauces and make it as memy as possible for that sweet, sweet karma

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:00:03 2018 No.9999227 >>9999097 I'm all for witty derision but that doesn't look like "haha soy product, soybeans, tofu, soylent, haha soy lmao xDD"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:00:36 2018 No.9999231 File: 30 KB, 500x359, 1111111111111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Jesus, /ck/ was a mistake, I wonder if reddit will adopt this board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:03:34 2018 No.9999247 >>9999097 learn 2 greentext fgt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:06:19 2018 No.9999259 >>9999227 >i am of superior intellect and wittyness nice fedora

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:07:55 2018 No.9999270 >>9999227 thanks for the neckbeard pasta >>>/v/403766797

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:08:22 2018 No.9999271 >>9999231 if they do, they should take /mu/ /fa/ /co/ /tg/ /p/ /g/ /lit/ and whatever soy boards I forgot. bring this place back to its roots, hiro.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:12:54 2018 No.9999284 >>9997821 >>9999018 >>9999071 >>9999227 >>9999208 >>9999270 >>9999259 >>9999247 >>9999271 These posts are extremely problematic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:18:02 2018 No.9999302 >>9999097 Stop spamming Uzzie in other boards you poofta.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:06:53 2018 No.9999452 Highly concentrated autism in these hot sauce threads I tell ya what

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:09:06 2018 No.9999455 >>9999452 If you don't like 'vark or 'cha then don't post ITT.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:09:43 2018 No.9999460 Neither because I'm not a fat cunt that needs my hot sauces to be sweet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:10:49 2018 No.9999466 >>9999068 >sweet >barely spicy Sounds like a pretty shit hot sauce desu

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:11:22 2018 No.9999467 I like Texas pete :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:12:38 2018 No.9999472 >>9999259 I ain't even doing that. I'm just saying these shitposts are bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:14:26 2018 No.9999479 >>9999466 It's like if Stevia was a hot sauce, it's THAT sweet and it is delicious :) I carry 'vark and 'cha in my purse with me everywhere I go.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:17:11 2018 No.9999494 >>9997507 'vark by a mile. I have a bit of a sweet tooth and I don't usually eat spicy foods so 'vark sauce is perfect for me. My 2 year old niece loves to eat it too, and she loves the cartoon aardvark on the label almost as much as I do!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:22:37 2018 No.9999515 File: 41 KB, 1033x679, 1496740091807.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9999076 t. Man of taste

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:26:29 2018 No.9999536

>>9999466
Part of 'vark's flavour profile is that it is extremely sweet, and extremely mild. It used to be hotter but since they put a cartoon animal on the label the FDA made them make it milder. More sugar was added instead of spice until it became the sweetest sauce on the market.

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:30:54 2018 No.9999552

>>9999076
>>9999515
I live in Portland and I used to get El Yucateco all the time from this little mom and pop hispanic POC farmers' market until a 19yo hispanic teenager accosted me for looking like a woman. Now I just get 'vark and 'cha from Whole Foods where they have better security.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:41:21 2018 No.9999595 >>9998943 kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:49:42 2018 No.9999631 >40 posts 5 ips cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 15:36:25 2018 No.9999869 >false stats Cringe

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 15:40:49 2018 No.9999891 >>9999552 >a 19yo hispanic teenager accosted me for looking like a woman Pretty much what I would expect from someone living in portland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 15:57:16 2018 No.10000042 File: 310 KB, 1136x1200, vark sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997507 Definitely 'vark sauce. It is like an elegant spicy mustard. Very spicy and with a hint of sweetness to taper off the heat. I give it 4/5 stars.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:04:34 2018 No.10000076 >>10000042 Secret aardvark is a chad sauce, virgin sauces are tabasco and cholula which contain soy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:09:04 2018 No.10000104 >>10000076 >>10000076 The Portland water supply is 50% soy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:09:42 2018 No.10000111 File: 18 KB, 200x412, source_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997507 Bitch, please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:10:56 2018 No.10000122 >>10000076 Tobasco is for fat old men. Cholula is virgins though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:11:53 2018 No.10000129 >>10000104 >they put water in hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:11:58 2018 No.10000131 >>10000111 I would appreciate it if you didn't use that word sir.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:21:08 2018 No.10000181 >>10000129 its on the ingredient list, pumpkin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:23:56 2018 No.10000192 >>10000181 Uhh check again cause it isn't sweetie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:30:53 2018 No.10000227 File: 112 KB, 619x636, 1478645391055.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw someone doesn't like 'vark or 'cha

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:32:06 2018 No.10000233 >>10000192 >>10000192 It's the first ingredient, honey pie.

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:47:47 2018 No.10000318
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I know this is just a shitposting thread but I was wondering about this other hot sauce from Oregon that comes in a cylindrical plastic container. Has anyone had it? Is it any good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:50:18 2018 No.10000330 File: 99 KB, 1080x1080, 22710293_284333992073054_285136221582131200_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10000318 >dank

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:59:06 2018 No.10000368 >>9998922 literally 0 heat might as well be pesto sauce

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:00:07 2018 No.10000373

>>10000318
Dank is my second favorite sauce from Portland. 'vark is my favorite sauce of all time but dank is a close second. It pairs well with many strains of cannabis, from sativas to indicas. From edibles to blunts. Dank pairs best with Doritos, chicken tenders, funyuns, twizzlers, chicken wings, burgers, pizza, lunchables, squash, zucchini, bologna, bacon, tofu bacon, tofu turkey sandwiches, vegan recipes. etc.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:00:42 2018 No.10000376 >>9997913 Where do you think you are man?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:02:57 2018 No.10000389 >>10000373 Does it mix well with soylent? I drink a hella ton of it and sometimes I'd like to spice it up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:07:35 2018 No.10000413 >>10000389 That would make my favorite recipe: >1 bottle Soylent >3 tbsp Dank >3 tbsp 'vark >3 tbsp 'cha >shake thoroughly >serve over a bed of tofu fried in soy oil

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:21:02 2018 No.10000466 >>10000413 Could you imagine being this triggered by soy? I bet you donate to sam hydes patreon

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:27:01 2018 No.10000490 >>10000466 So fucking what if I do he's the most talented comedic voice of our times FUCKING SOYBOY KEK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:28:46 2018 No.10000496 File: 1.14 MB, 600x678, f73.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10000466

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 17:33:05 2018 No.10000514 >>10000466 >>10000490 samefag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:42:08 2018 No.10000961 >>10000413 Sounds a little spicy haha.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:45:41 2018 No.10000976 File: 14 KB, 400x400, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I put this shit on everything, its so fucking good. I just wish it was a little more viscous, it always ends up pouring out too fast

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:05:29 2018 No.10001634 File: 2.98 MB, 720x408, when someone says Secret Aardvark Habanero sauce is yucky.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10000466

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:05:51 2018 No.10001637 >>9997507 I want to try 'vark, but I can't find it for a decent price in Australia

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:12:42 2018 No.10001678 >>10000368 Good, its not meant for you. Its meant for curious young minds, not bitter fat assholes on an anonymous image board.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:17:45 2018 No.10001707 >>10001678 t. numale

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:18:37 2018 No.10001710 >>10001634 >People celebrate this disorder and call it beautiful Autists are literally retards

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:29:44 2018 No.10001763
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>>10001634
A normal person would never allow some little shit to spaz out like that in the first place. Best idea is to set the whole house on fire get that genetic stain out of the prom dress of humanity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:36:06 2018 No.10001791 >>10000496 >>10000514 >>10001634 samefag

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:57:58 2018 No.10001897 Does anyone make their own hot sauce? I've got some pretty big chilli plants and a ton of habaneros ripening at the moment so I was thinking of using them to make a sauce.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 21:58:51 2018 No.10001908 >>10000000

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:00:40 2018 No.10001917 >>10001908 kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:00:59 2018 No.10001918 >>10001908 PEANUT BUTTA JEELAY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:07:32 2018 No.10001954 >>10001791 you wish

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:08:55 2018 No.10001961 File: 1.38 MB, 1936x2592, Chilli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can anyone ID this chilli? I don't think they're fully ripe yet but the chillies went from a green to a pale yellow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:34:26 2018 No.10002055 >>10001961 i think they're a type of pepper

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:35:24 2018 No.10002061 >>10001961 We call those banana peppers here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:40:42 2018 No.10002081 >>10002061 Cool, thanks. It came in a pack of habanero seedlings for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:41:23 2018 No.10002083 >>10002061 YUP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:46:08 2018 No.10002102 >>10001961 We call these nigger peppers in Brazil.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 22:51:27 2018 No.10002131 File: 62 KB, 500x372, ebony fire.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10002102 ha, then what do you call these ones?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 23:56:04 2018 No.10002382 Ugh... I can't believe there's no 'vark or 'cha in the newest season of hot ones. So problematic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:04:33 2018 No.10002414 >>10002382 This but unironically.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:19:28 2018 No.10002478 >>9998937 Go away Sean

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 00:36:31 2018 No.10002558 >tfw wife's son use all my 'vark

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:31:55 2018 No.10003018 File: 82 KB, 144x393, 5-HotSauce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck is this tomato juice bullshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:13:19 2018 No.10003178 >>9998937 Jesus... I don't think ive ever seen a more pretentious bottle

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:15:25 2018 No.10003185 File: 64 KB, 1200x1200, 215154.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 03:25:39 2018 No.10003217 File: 59 KB, 480x600, IMG_5665-e1471899746779-480x600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10003178 Just look at any bottle where they use blueberries, coffee, or ghost peppers.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 05:34:38 2018 No.10003625 >>10002131 >ebony fire >ebony >EBONY I'm not a nigger lover so I'd call them disgusting negro fruit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 05:39:22 2018 No.10003650 >>9999552 You’re a fucking disgrace to the ‘tec.

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 05:43:21 2018 No.10003662

>>10003217

It’s tasty but it’s definitely all sorts of different levels of pretentious. Fun fact, Queen Majesty is what the woman who makes that stuff refers to herself as. It’s not calling the product royal or anything. It’s the woman calling herself that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 06:28:21 2018 No.10003817 >>10003662 Jesus christ...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 07:19:23 2018 No.10004036 >>10001637 same situation, I think I'm being reverse psychology'd hard by these soyboy memes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:50:05 2018 No.10005600 File: 347 KB, 1000x679, vark.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10004036 >>10001637 Order some 'vark on Amazon.com right now and you'll get 3 for the price of 2!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:07:13 2018 No.10005675 >>10005600 Will do thanks for the recommendation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:16:17 2018 No.10005704 >>10001634 mommas got a nice ass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:38:43 2018 No.10005774 >>9999552 >whole foods >not new seasons nice try

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:30:35 2018 No.10006015 >>10000368 Yeah but it tastes good. And there's a little spice there but your taste buds are probably dead so you wouldn't notice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 17:11:39 2018 No.10006544 >>10004036 Enjoy your runny sweet mayo

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 18:07:47 2018 No.10006864 >>10003217 That's disturbing to me on a personal level because I was planning on braising some blade steak with peppers and making some blueberry sweet and sour onions to go with it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 18:14:07 2018 No.10006891 >>9998937 >meme pepper

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 18:15:08 2018 No.10006895 >>10006864 Take a deep breath anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 20:15:08 2018 No.10007653 For me? It's 'vark, the best "hot sauce".

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:19:51 2018 No.10007990 >>10007653 I'm a 'cha man myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:21:09 2018 No.10007999 >>10007653 >>10007990 >replying to yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:23:29 2018 No.10008007 >>9998939 leave How did that garbage ever become so ubiquitous?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:23:32 2018 No.10008008 >>10007999 I wasn't. Nice trips though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:34:01 2018 No.10008058 YAAAAASSSSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRuifrLicbI

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:35:11 2018 No.10008062 >>9997507 'bass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:56:01 2018 No.10008129 >>10008062 what

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 22:07:00 2018 No.10008177 >>10008129 he's calling you a dumbass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 22:08:02 2018 No.10008184 >>10008177 ‘Bass

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 22:09:43 2018 No.10008190 >>10008177 fuck you cunt

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 22:17:26 2018 No.10008226 >>10008177 Well said, 'rer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 22:34:24 2018 No.10008312 >>9998937 i like the presentation but i got some hot sauce similar looking to this from an amish shop a few months back and it was kind of meh, had a mustardy habanero sort of tinge to it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 23:34:44 2018 No.10008575 File: 32 KB, 640x640, 233966011_0_640x640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997507 Should I order Crucials or 'vark?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 23:37:47 2018 No.10008593 >>9999076 Patrician post. This poster indeed gets pussy on the reg.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 23:45:23 2018 No.10008622 File: 74 KB, 750x736, C9ulmuMXgAUe2Zq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9999076 >just a tec pussy nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 00:21:44 2018 No.10008749 >>10008575 They are pretty close to the same thing but 'vark has more flavour.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:02:55 2018 No.10008856 >>10006544 Where did this "runny" meme come from? 'vark is one of the THICCest sauces on the market, it's thicker than mayonnaise.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:11:50 2018 No.10008889 >>9999068 problem is to get any heat out of it you have to douse it with sauce, which is expensive and overpowers any other flavors you want to taste like the actual food youre eating.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:13:05 2018 No.10008895 whats the name of that clear liquid that has no taste but it's still hot?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:33:11 2018 No.10008936 >>10008895 Your moms... um... fuck let me think about this and get back to you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:45:53 2018 No.10008976 Yooo I just got a bottle from Amazon after seeing it on the Hot Ones and mainly buying it because the label was really eye catching. This shit is dope as fuck, it reminds me of a milder atomic sauce from wingstop but without the chemical burn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:51:15 2018 No.10009002 File: 1.05 MB, 640x1136, afd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10008976 t.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:57:33 2018 No.10009026 >>10009002 Upvote me on Reddit, Slut.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:03:52 2018 No.10009037 >>10008895 Isopropyl?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:08:01 2018 No.10009048 >>10009037 thats not it. my friend says people use it in curry to make it hotter without adding other flavors.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:09:03 2018 No.10009050 >>10009048 capsaicin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:12:18 2018 No.10009058 >>10009050 i think that might actually be it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:12:20 2018 No.10009059 What the fuck is wrong with you people? If everyone in this thread ceased to exist, the world would improve by a measurable amount. Have some respect for yourselves.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:50:08 2018 No.10009158
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>>10003185
saw these in Woolies today and bought pic related. Don't go into Woolies too often and was surprised that they had quite a few of these meme sauces including Frank's and Choula

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 03:10:07 2018 No.10009217 File: 152 KB, 960x1400, tfw no 'vark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10005600 f-fuck you A-Amazon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 05:09:58 2018 No.10009515 >>10009217 get something good then

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 05:17:19 2018 No.10009532 >>10005704 No she doesn't retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 05:19:17 2018 No.10009538 I genuinely like Sriracha and there's nothing you faggots can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 06:02:10 2018 No.10009615 File: 124 KB, 350x365, web_full_res-e1489144503347.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10009538

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 06:33:09 2018 No.10009681 Fellas I ain gonna lie there aint nothin better than some 'cha and some pho

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 06:51:42 2018 No.10009716 >>10001634 >tfw no mommy to straddle and dominate me Why even live?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 06:55:37 2018 No.10009722 >>9998939 My nigga

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 07:03:57 2018 No.10009757 >>9999494 Go the fuck back to r e d d i t with your blogposting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 07:10:19 2018 No.10009773 File: 30 KB, 520x520, 13400436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] As a white person when I want to kick it up a notch and get the ol' taste buds in a frizzy, I put a couple dabs of this on my food.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 07:12:29 2018 No.10009776 >>10009773 As a fellow white man, I also use this on either white bread or a boiled potato as a flavorful snack.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:12:42 2018 No.10009915 >>9997507 What the fuck is Aardvark? This is my first time hearing of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:19:24 2018 No.10010485 >>10009158 having some of this now, quite hot and lots of flavours the mango is there, bit of lime.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:22:30 2018 No.10010495 >>10009915 It's a hot sauce that has carrots and peppers in it among other things. It has a consistency almost like a raw egg white. It tastes pretty good imo. There's some sperg here who won't accept that people like though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:31:58 2018 No.10010522 >>10009059 Including you, retard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:35:38 2018 No.10010538 >>10010495 I just looked it up and it sounds nasty. Who the fuck puts egg whites in a hot sauce? Keep that shit in mayo where it belongs. I hope you get salmonella poisoning from eating this trash.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:39:35 2018 No.10010552 >>10009915 Its a meme sauce made by genderqueer soy-addicted manchildren for genderqueer soy-addicted manchildren.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:41:28 2018 No.10010562 >>10009915 >>10010552 this is who I was referring to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:43:57 2018 No.10010572 >>10010538 There's no egg whites in it. Ass.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:44:10 2018 No.10010573
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my head canon is that someone on /ck/ saw Jack living a luxurious life due to his subpar BBQ sauce and thought he'd have a go at it. He threw all of his energy into being a sauce maker; maybe a spicy remoulade for the masses, only to have his thunder (and money) taken by some Blue State go-getters who he had never heard about.

Seeing his market getting monopolised by a superior product and being unable to afford to see a psychologist due to the repealing of the ACA caused him to do the only thing he could afford to do. Spam memes on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:46:48 2018 No.10010588 >>10009915 It's a shirty fake spicy mayo. >egg whites >water >sugar Are the main ingredients. Only tasteless virgins that hate hot sauces like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:47:50 2018 No.10010595 >>10010552 >>10010588 Oh, okay. Thanks! >>10010562 Stop samefagging

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:00:41 2018 No.10010643 >>9997507 I want to try 'vark sooooo bad but I can't because I'm lactose intolerant and there are egg whites in it. I guess I'll have to stick with 'cha

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:05:10 2018 No.10010658 >>10010573 Why do you hate 'vark so much?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:16:21 2018 No.10010694 File: 81 KB, 645x729, 1505531908111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10010572

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:24:01 2018 No.10010726

I hate that aardvark stuff. Ordered it after watch a show on how they made it and so many great comments. I guess I expected something different in taste but this was terrible to me. It just had a strange taste. Then again, I am a mexican food nut and this is not similar. I know, I'm in the minority here but I just didn't like it. Finally threw it out.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:35:47 2018 No.10010770 >>10010726 Strange taste? How exactly?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:37:50 2018 No.10010783 >>10010770 It's saccharine, not spicy at all (tabasco is spicier) and it was very watery in texture. I love habanero and I barely tasted any at all in the aardvark sauce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:03:38 2018 No.10010902 >>9999076 The Black label is the worst hot sauce I've ever had. It was like tabasco mixed with burnt toast crumbs. The red classic is kino though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:26:42 2018 No.10010983 I've 'ever 'ad 'vark auce'. It 'ny ood' or is it 'ust 'other 'eme 'auce.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:28:32 2018 No.10010996 >>10006015 spice isnt detected by your taste buds retard

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:16:35 2018 No.10011453 >>10010996 Prove it you dumb virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:18:06 2018 No.10011461 >>10009915 It's basically just spicy mustard mixed with egg whites and sugar. I love to put it on bacon wrapped tofu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:19:47 2018 No.10011470 There is one poster itt replying to himself SAD!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:22:11 2018 No.10011485 >>10011453 IT takes ten seconds to google. I am actually surprised by this revelation myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:34:14 2018 No.10012075 >>10010983 It's v v good, 'vark is basically the best sauce ever. I love to put it on sesame chicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:51:40 2018 No.10012179 >>10011485 I use Bing and nothing is coming up except that you taste with you're taste buds you degenerate moron..

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:55:39 2018 No.10012214 File: 17 KB, 293x315, 1488503033985.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10012179 >you're

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 18:13:26 2018 No.10012311 >>10012214 your'e* whatever fag

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 18:17:12 2018 No.10012331 I got bored of srirache two years ago.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 18:51:36 2018 No.10012507 >>10012331 Why?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 19:27:22 2018 No.10012704 >>10012311 Neither a gentleman, nor a scholar. Hang yourself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 19:30:43 2018 No.10012716 >>10012704 I tried but the rope broke

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 19:42:05 2018 No.10012773 >>10012716 fattie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 19:48:17 2018 No.10012808 >>10012773 virgin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 20:44:14 2018 No.10013065 I only use sriracha on scrambled eggs, haven't tried the aardvark.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 20:54:47 2018 No.10013113 >>9999076 Extra Hot is a fucking nightmare. Too hot to enjoy in my opinion. Just plain can not enjoy that stuff. Verde is the perfect heat and flavor.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 20:55:48 2018 No.10013116
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>>9997507
how should i ween myself onto hotter hot sauces? i mostly just use frank's red hot, and that's fine for me. should i just jump into uncomfortably hot territory or slowly transition into it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 20:59:31 2018 No.10013130 >>10013116 why do you want to ween into hotter hot sauces? just buy what tastes good, if it is too hot for you to enjoy then don't eat it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 21:00:18 2018 No.10013133 >>10013116 franks xtra hot is good. hotter but not too hot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 21:01:33 2018 No.10013141 File: 420 KB, 600x471, 1491463386721.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10009773 >as a faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 21:45:56 2018 No.10013393 'Cha Every habanero sauce is for kekked fruity soyboys. Go choke on on some Scotch bonnet/madame Jaenette/habanero's. All fag chili's for cucks

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 21:49:15 2018 No.10013409 >>10013393 t. pussy bitch soyboy who wants tomato sauce and sugar

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 21:59:08 2018 No.10013466

>>10000318
Just had that shit on some vegetarian pesto mac n cheese after I finished smoking my american spirit (menthol) and drinking some local coffee.

It's honestly pretty good. Less tomatoey than 'vark, good flavor. Wish it was spicier though. I can't find it any stores, otherwise I'd keep a stash at home.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 22:22:05 2018 No.10013576 File: 50 KB, 1014x761, 514+KQNpdIL._SL1014_.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9998922 wrong answer pal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 22:22:53 2018 No.10013579 >>9997507 'tinas

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 22:26:52 2018 No.10013598 'lindas

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:00:03 2018 No.10013770 >>10013130 i feel like i'm missing out on a lot in the internet dick measuring contests of "who can stand the hottest hot sauce" that take place in these threads

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:05:14 2018 No.10013795 >>10013409 Bitch I eat adjumas for breakfast. It's you twats who desire zesty fruity fag peppers because YOU'RE AA BUNCH OF SOYBOY FAGGSSSS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:15:02 2018 No.10013832 >>9998937 I want to try this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:22:50 2018 No.10013869 >>10013795 >im better because i use tomato sauce and sugar

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:26:53 2018 No.10013897 File: 163 KB, 900x550, MelindasPepperSauces-web.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997507 I want to marry Melinda!

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:27:25 2018 No.10013901

>>10009050
>>10009058

It's not a liquid dickhead. In its pure form at standard pressure and temperature it's a crystal. They add it to hot sauce to make it hot because it's literally the single main chemical responsible in hot sauce for making it hot.

Lots of people say it makes sauce taste like shit though because the method of actually making the pure stuff involves a lot of organic solvents i.e. it ends up having a slight taste of something resembling some fuels or WD40, or probably whatever other solvent-like chemicals you might be familiar with.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:30:58 2018 No.10013913 >>10013901 so do you know what my friend was talking about mr. dickhead?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:53:36 2018 No.10014016 >>9997507 neither any decent louisiana hotsauce is GOAT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:59:21 2018 No.10014667 'uisiana

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:09:54 2018 No.10014690 >>10013897 The XXXXTRA reserve has been my main squeeze for about the past year.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:13:19 2018 No.10014702 File: 121 KB, 640x765, 1516317244289.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014690 >tfw can't handle that much heat

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 03:42:56 2018 No.10014799

>>10014702

I only really use it when I'm drunk, which is pretty much always, and I always regret it later. On the scale of all the oneupmanship with hot sauces it really isn't that hot, but it's not like I douse my food with it like some people do with sriracha. In any case, it's definitely hotter than SA, which is one of my all time favorites, but too expensive to order outside of the PNW.

tl;dr it's a little on the hot side for me because I've never been into pain or whatever, but it does have a really good flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:09:49 2018 No.10014873 >>9998939 based

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:15:04 2018 No.10014885 Anybody else like 'lula?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:19:15 2018 No.10014894 File: 18 KB, 450x450, c2a1d8e7-be5a-45ce-8a5c-24fb647d0d5e_1.b52b179085bf07b98341f8620925d043.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yo, Im just gonna say it this shit right here is the p e r f e c t sauce for mexican food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:23:51 2018 No.10014907 >>10014894 It's ace for those x3 for a $1 burritos you pick up at the dollar store. You're right tho really, it adds something to mexican food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:25:52 2018 No.10014917 >>10014894 yuck

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:42:27 2018 No.10014963 >>10014894 does it counteract the eColi or something?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:52:51 2018 No.10014981 >>10014963 all hot sauce does

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:54:32 2018 No.10014984 >>10014894 not a hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 04:58:13 2018 No.10014997 File: 64 KB, 640x640, 21373713_267840587055986_8572891350020653056_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014984 >says hot sauce on the bottle >not hot sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 05:56:10 2018 No.10015125 >>9997507 'Cha is spicier than 'vark so I'll stick with it thank you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:48:04 2018 No.10015257 File: 96 KB, 958x960, kGtGqOv.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10014894 t.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:51:58 2018 No.10015262 >>10015257 What the fuck happened to this guys face and ears?

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:57:02 2018 No.10015271
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>>10013113
cmon dude it's not that bad. like, pic related? i put it all over my eggs and i don't really consider myself a big chili-head that counts scoville units and tries to melt my tongue off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:26:09 2018 No.10015493 >>9997507 the right i actually see in supermarkets and at sensible prices, this is only an argument of regional availability and personal practicality

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 09:18:11 2018 No.10015643 >>10013869 >projecting this hard

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 09:31:42 2018 No.10015682 >>9999271 >bring this place back to its roots! As said by some dipshit that's been here since 2014 at best.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:36:55 2018 No.10015908 >Reddit sauce

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 13:19:58 2018 No.10016572 >>9997901 Okay, Dad.

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 13:55:55 2018 No.10016733

hear me out, i love spicy food and this hot sauce is by no means very spicy.

HOWEVER this is my favorite thing to throw on everything, especially when you just want that little salty, vinegary, spice without overpowering anything in the dish this stuff is just perfect.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 13:57:00 2018 No.10016742 File: 30 KB, 600x600, Ye9n0vnR2X._UX600_TTW__.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10016733 and ofc forgot pic

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 13:58:54 2018 No.10016753
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>>10014894

yea if i want to get any flavor out of this stuff i have to use so much that my food is just pure vinegar. a restaurant i used to work at used this and also the green one, a little of each gave nice mix of hot and flavor but the red alone is basically only vinegar imo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 14:29:19 2018 No.10016882 >>10001763 i'll sign the petition >wife is prego right now and thats my worst fear

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 15:16:13 2018 No.10017103 >>9997507 Different applications. Both are solid for their use, though Sriracha is too sweet for my taste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 16:12:03 2018 No.10017361 >>10015262 Soy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 16:35:26 2018 No.10017474 >>10000318 tried this shit last summer in Oregon and it is incredible

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:49:12 2018 No.10018216 >>10017474 Much love, peace. 420 man

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:51:56 2018 No.10018229 >>9999071 You should write an article for the Shouts and Murmurs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:54:14 2018 No.10018244 >>10017103 'vark is sweeter then 'cha.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 21:21:26 2018 No.10018896 >>9997507 I just put 'vark on General Tso's chicken and omg it is sooooo good!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 23:57:16 2018 No.10019495 'tec desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 23:59:41 2018 No.10019505 >>9999076 Love the green habenero. Black and xxxtra are great but with the right things. >tfw they're $1.50 each at HEB

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 00:17:40 2018 No.10019579 >>10009532 t. Tyrone

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 00:24:00 2018 No.10019607 >>9998939 In b4 contrarians

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 00:27:09 2018 No.10019619 All this anti-aardvark sauce posting is having the opposite effect and making me want to try it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 01:37:47 2018 No.10019847 >>10019619 Good soygoy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 01:40:29 2018 No.10019855 Tabasco, actual peppers, or scorpion hot sauce if I'm feelin it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 01:59:41 2018 No.10019930 File: 135 KB, 625x467, neckbeards_and_losers_45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10019855 >Tabasco, actual peppers, or scorpion hot sauce if I'm feelin it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 02:59:32 2018 No.10020121 >>9999552 Why do I feel like this is comedy gold?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 03:02:20 2018 No.10020131 >>10003185 I throw that out after first use. It almost killed me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 05:24:20 2018 No.10020471 >>10020121 Because you're an idiot.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 06:02:11 2018 No.10020550 File: 77 KB, 900x900, pepsi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9999076 Good taste.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 10:19:55 2018 No.10021150 >>10009217 It's really not that great

Anonymous Sun Jan 21 13:16:28 2018 No.10021801

>>9997507
Sriracha
>inexpensive
>bold flavor
>very, very spicy
>acclaimed by millions
>timeless, classic mascot on label
>goes well with any dish
>delicious
Secret Aardvark
>expensive
>extremely sweet
>very mild
>acclaimed by dozens
>gaudy cartoon animal mascot, embarrassing for an adult to buy
>only good on dishes that go with the egg whites in the sauce
>borderline inedible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 15:30:12 2018 No.10022422 >>10021801 >t. never tried either of these sauces

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 16:04:46 2018 No.10022598 >>10022422 I have a can of sriracha in my pantry and a bottle of 'vark in the fridge.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 19:04:41 2018 No.10023418 >>10021801 Well said.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 20:17:16 2018 No.10023855 >>9998922 Green Dragon is too hot for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 21:14:23 2018 No.10024178 >>10021801 >sriracha >very, very spicy t. white boi

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 21:16:50 2018 No.10024191 File: 85 KB, 640x540, Smugwojaktipsfedora.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10024178

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 22:30:35 2018 No.10024590 >>10024178 > t. white boi I don't see what your race has to do with anything

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 22:35:45 2018 No.10024616 >>10010902 the chipotle is bomb. the black label truly tastes like there is tobacco in it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 23:31:45 2018 No.10024863 File: 140 KB, 492x1500, secret aardvark drunken garlic black bean sauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997507

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 21 23:35:55 2018 No.10024882 >>10024863 This is honestly much better than their habanero sauce but hipster PNWfags are plebs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 00:29:05 2018 No.10025073 File: 69 KB, 800x800, ElPatoHotSauce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I fuck with the duck. Shit's cheap as hell and you know it's good since there's an exclamation mark on the label.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:04:07 2018 No.10025374 >>10025073 >>9999076 >label is in Mexican This is how you know it's a shitty sauce without even tasting it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:06:28 2018 No.10025387 >>10025374 wow way to be a fucking bigot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:24:53 2018 No.10025453 >>10014894 The secret is in the wood cap. It’s got probiotics embedded in it. Also electrolytes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:28:56 2018 No.10025474 >>10025453 That's not true at all you fucking idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:29:19 2018 No.10025475 >>10025374 Spoken like a true hipster fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:33:31 2018 No.10025492 File: 140 KB, 500x522, 05-29-evening-the-content-of-this-post-was-almost-physically-4660680.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10025374

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:45:16 2018 No.10025539 >>10000227 how caould someone be that ugly >>10000330 You can tell hes trying his best to be handsome but that look on his face...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:51:42 2018 No.10025569 File: 55 KB, 512x512, 1479717595155.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10025539 >You can tell hes trying his best to be handsome he's trying his best to be repulsive. he can look good if he wants

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:54:12 2018 No.10025577 >>9997901 this is the only answer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:56:08 2018 No.10025583 >>9999076 I think I had the xxxtra hot or the verde one, it tasted chemically :\

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 02:56:44 2018 No.10025588 File: 175 KB, 1157x1258, 0e1e409b64d0cdad876ac4d9c4b82ab9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10025539 SAM IS A GOOD LOOKING MAN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:14:26 2018 No.10025681 >>10025583 Yeah there's a lot of dihydrogen monoxide, sodium chloride, and 8-methyl-N-vanillyl-6-nonenamide in it. Fucking moron.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:17:15 2018 No.10025695 >>9999536 So, it's not a hot sauce. What sort of bizzaro bullshit is this "hot" sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:18:40 2018 No.10025702 >>10025695 Hipster hot sauce so emasculated numales can feel like men.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:21:10 2018 No.10025718 >>10025695 It's not a hot sauce in the traditional sense, but it is technically a sauce. My 4 year old niece loves 'vark, she tries to put it on everything. She swears it's the best on cereal haha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:22:26 2018 No.10025724 File: 35 KB, 408x450, 1509000675661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10025681 >I can't understand basic use of language and context

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:23:26 2018 No.10025729 >>10025724 I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe those "scary" chemicals damaged your brain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:29:26 2018 No.10025747 >>10025729 >too retarded to know what chemically taste means >wants to show off his super smart knowledge that everything is chemicals ur so cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:30:37 2018 No.10025752 >>10025747 Just an FYI but "chemically taste" is grammatically incorrect.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:31:42 2018 No.10025761 >>10025747 Are you seriously trying to say that there are no chemicals in hot sauce?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:34:47 2018 No.10025777 >>10025761 Are you seriously too autistic to understand that something "tasting chemically" does not indicate the literal presence of any and all chemicals?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:36:24 2018 No.10025784 >>10025777 trips don't lie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:36:58 2018 No.10025787 >>10025777 You're taste buds are literally using chemical messengers to relay what chemical substance it is, brainlet. You literally have zero (0) argument.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:38:00 2018 No.10025789 >>10025784 Samefag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:40:09 2018 No.10025800 >>10025789 you wish kid `

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:40:36 2018 No.10025801 >>10025800 >>10025784 Samefag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:40:45 2018 No.10025802 File: 86 KB, 876x550, Screen Shot 2018-01-22 at 12.40.35 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10025787 Language isn't literal you autistic spastic. >>10025789 Autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:44:11 2018 No.10025817 >>10025801 now youre right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 03:45:44 2018 No.10025822 >>10025802 >>10025817 Autistic samefag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:27:55 2018 No.10026156 File: 29 KB, 500x533, wrong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10025822

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:30:25 2018 No.10026163 >>10026156 I already knew you were, sweetie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:32:14 2018 No.10026167 >>10025702 So it's liquid white bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:41:27 2018 No.10026188 >>10026167 with added sugar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:45:14 2018 No.10026199 I always reach for the 'vark when I'm getting hungy for something sweet. I have a big sweet tooth so it's the only sauce I like

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:47:49 2018 No.10026206 The reason some people don't like 'vark is because it's really more of a dessert sauce than a real hot sauce.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:53:03 2018 No.10026224 >>9997507 Sriracha is wayyyy too spicy for me. I'll go with Aardvark

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:58:01 2018 No.10026237 >>10025475 >>10025474 He's right tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 05:58:55 2018 No.10026242 >>10026188 Too spicy for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:04:47 2018 No.10026259 >>10026242 How the fuck is sugar "spicy" in any way? It is literally the opposite...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:08:37 2018 No.10026271 I tried 'vark at an IPA beer tasting and it blew my socks off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:10:13 2018 No.10026275 >>9997901 I put thay s*** on everything, LOL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:12:39 2018 No.10026281 >>10026271 Same thing happened to me lol. The folks there got a kick out of my Rick and Morty socks.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:16:13 2018 No.10026291 File: 46 KB, 450x450, 649d392f-e48e-4999-a915-ec432e7076a3_1.4b6f8479b1d511aa2cfaf83c665475cc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:19:51 2018 No.10026298 >>10026291 Excellent choice.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:21:13 2018 No.10026300 >>10026275 LMAO FR

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:24:18 2018 No.10026307 >>10013116 don't, if you have a good sense of taste. the heat of hot sauce is actually pain and not a flavor, and will slowly over time dull your tastebuds. Never use super hot sauce all the time, just occasionally.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:27:34 2018 No.10026320 File: 43 KB, 350x196, IPA & 'vark.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10026271

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 06:40:59 2018 No.10026350 >>10026320 I wish Secret Aardvark made a 'vark flavoured beer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 07:53:53 2018 No.10026504 >>10026206 People don't like it because they've never had it and assume it's garbage because PDX, which they've never been to.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 07:58:38 2018 No.10026514 >>10026320 man I remember when there was some dude on /ck/ who was totally buttblasted by an extra who was in a low resolution beer advertisement for about 4 frames around 2007 are you him? how's it going these days?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 08:50:17 2018 No.10026590 >>10026514 Um, was /ck/ even around in 2007?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 11:53:59 2018 No.10027019 I went to Fairway last night and literally made the numale face when I saw they had 'vark on the shelf. I picked up a bottle (of the habanero), but they also had the jerk and garlic sauces, are those worth it? Might go back and buy this week.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 22 14:58:40 2018 No.10027456 >>10027019 Yum yum yummy! ofc its worth it it's 'vark!

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