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Do Americans even cook?

>> No.9995743

no

>> No.9995745

>>9995741
i cook my man batter in your mom's asshole

>> No.9995793

>>9995741
I cook your mom's ovaries after basting them with my man sauce

>> No.9995804

>>9995741
I have sex with your mom.

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>>9995741
I just cook my semen in your moms oven

>> No.9995813

>>9995745
Who eats it, you or him?

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>>9995741
I cook these. 9 minutes in the microwave three times a day

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>>9995741
OBSESSED
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>> No.9995845

>>9995837
It's not 1990, nobody wants to be like Mike anymore.

>> No.9995884

>>9995845
Seen him fly into the fancy ski resort town I work in with his private jet. Carolina Blue. Air Jordan. Picked up by a security entourage. It can't be that bad.

>> No.9995886

>>9995741
MAMMA MIA CHE PUZZO BRUNOOOO

>> No.9995891

Fuck no, I have more money than I know what to do with. I pay someone else to cook for me.

>> No.9995898

>>9995741
i like how europoors are living the similar dream and they still shit on america

fucking bangers and mash? fish and chips? you really think your shit is that much different?

>> No.9995910

>>9995898
yup

>> No.9996012

>>9995898
I am Chinese tho

>> No.9996028

>protein shakes
>eggs prepared different ways
>plain rice and plain chicken in a slow cooker
>cereal/oatmeal/granola

Things don't have to taste good for me to eat them.

>> No.9996037

>>9995741
There's too much sinuous tissue for most American cooking. And for god's sakes remove the clothing as most of it is synthetic and will stink like hell.

>> No.9998058

>>9995741
yes

>> No.9998146

>>9995741
Very few. And for the ones that do, "cooking" refers to heating up a jar of pre-made pasta sauce.

>> No.9998155

>>9996028
t. dyel