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9994163 No.9994163 [Reply] [Original]

Cooking webms that make you go hmmmm.

>> No.9994179

hmmmm

>> No.9994283

that could have happened to anybody

>> No.9994366
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>>9994163
Why food do this?

>> No.9994375
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>> No.9994393
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>> No.9994452

>>9994384
at least the oil is hot in this one

>> No.9994457

Can someone please post the webm of the guy making the really greasy meatball sub for a black lady?

>> No.9994459
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>>9994375

>> No.9994492

>>9994375
The way she prepares food is so... interesting

>> No.9994679
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>> No.9994696

>>9994452
His error is tossing it in their and possibly splashing hot oil on himself.

>> No.9994731

>>9994393
It looks good, but I can't help but think that this tastes pretty mediocre

>> No.9994772

>>9994375
Having a pair of tits and a push up bra doesn't make up for being a gook with a disgusting flat face and a piggish nose.

>> No.9994792

>>9994492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRQry89ZcQk
*tips fedora*

>> No.9994795

>>9994772
says you with your skewed standards

plain girls are cute too

>> No.9994800

>>9994772
>small breasts are bad
t. fat chick

>> No.9994801

>>9994457
id like this as well

>> No.9994811

>>9994731
fucking love strawberries

>> No.9994815

>>9994772
Lol ugly white chick detected

>> No.9994963

>>9994679
oof

>> No.9994988

>>9994696
yeah no shit

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>> No.9995018

>>9994163
So you want people to post all of their ja/ck/ webms?

>> No.9995019
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>> No.9995022
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>> No.9995030

>>9995000
jeffrey dahmer

>> No.9995034

>>9994283
I have the rotary slicer, it literally is keyed so this doesn't happen. You could not tighten it down as long as you slid it in correctly.
Also slices cheese good.

>> No.9995041

>>9995022
Every time I see this I'm reminded of a pizza joint in my town (about 2000 people) that is an "institution" that I HAVE to try.

Finally went and tried a pepperoni pizza and it was absolutely God awful. Little Caesars tasted better than it.

>> No.9995054
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>>9995011
>healthy junk food
>deep fried

>> No.9995071

>>9995022
He's a drama queen but that pizza is so bad that I'd like to think that someone had to spend a week practicing how to fuck up.

>> No.9995072

>>9994366
a stern message to canada:
if you want peace,
take back your geese

>> No.9995084

>>9995072
(chanting)

NO PEACE WITH GEESE!

>> No.9995086

>>9995011
i took 3 lactaids before watching this and i'm still constipated

>> No.9995204

>>9995000
Isn't that for his mentally ill son?

>> No.9995281

>>9995204
its for a drug dealer he took hostage in a different drug dealers basement

>> No.9995314

>>9995281
What? I thought he shaved his head in the first episode. Oh no, do I need to go through Breaking Bad again? The horror.

>> No.9995323

>>9994792
holy shit I was just trying to joke a bit about her tits anon.

thanks for the laugh

>> No.9995390

>>9994366
In the cattle's defense canadian geese are fucking asshole.

>> No.9995409 [DELETED] 

>>9994772
At least she's not a fucking nigger.

>> No.9995980
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9995980

are you a good enough cook to use non Newtonian fluids?

>> No.9995991

does someone have the webm of jack where he tries to cook the egg on those copper mats? It's so perfect in it's simplicity

>> No.9996215

Since this is not a proper webm thread and is actually a Jack thread it will be deleted.

>> No.9996242
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>>9995991
yeah

>> No.9996245
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>>9996215
don't forget to call webms posted every fifty minutes flooding

>> No.9996248
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who /Matty/ m

>> No.9996264

>>9996248
I know those are just tattoos but the man looks absolutely filthy and do not want him handling my food.

>> No.9996276

>>9996264
yeah it's a shame he looks so grimy

he has some really awesome recipes and his videos are great

>> No.9996285
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>>9994375

>> No.9996286

>>9996264
>>9996276
nigga yall fucked up. You know how many dudes like him have cooked meals for you in your life?

>> No.9996288

>>9994731
It's not about how it tastes, it's about how cute you look with it on Instagram.

>> No.9996291

>>9996248
Why is that cheese so bright? I swear it'd glow in the dark

>> No.9996301

>>9996245
i love how you can see the grain of the beef strands straight from the package in this one
like, he just cut out sections of ground beef and plopped them straight in the pan or whatever

>> No.9996312

>>9994696
Take that back! Sempai Chef Jack uses special chef skills that a baka novice like you could never understand!

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>>9996301
you see that cause it's not cooked anon

>> No.9996329

>>9996316
nah i'm talking about the top two ones, the browned parts you can see the contrast inbetween the extruded strands of beef, all laid out nicely, like how it looks when you buy it in the styrofoam tray. only brown.
idk maybe it's just me

>> No.9996374

>>9996242

Gotta love how he just watches it go, doesn't try to save it, just gives the universal hand gesture of "why" as he watches.

>> No.9996398

>>9996286
Shh, they don't know about working in a real kitchen.

>> No.9996423
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>literally all shapes and sizes
>fat girl doesn't get the largest burger
disappointing

>> No.9996428

>>9994393
At the final moment of completion, "the money shot", he turns the camera away. WTF?

>> No.9996446

>>9995019
That's how cucumber sandwiches are made tho.

>> No.9996448

>>9994179
hmmm?

>> No.9996459

>>9994366
do not bully the horses!

>> No.9996463
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>white girl tries to hit on guy
>hits him real hard
>he walks away when she tries to give him a hug
>little does she know he's a faggot with a husband

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>>9996423

>> No.9996472

>>9996463
it's like sideshows have just become the status quo in america

>> No.9996484

>>9996301
>>9996329
You're right, but over-mixing ground beef makes it tougher. They look tender as fuck. Also, they look raw and possibly unseasoned.

>> No.9996495

>>9994366
Because those bovine are actually being civil. They would absolutely stomp that duck if they had to but they would rather not, given that there's nothing it could do that would be an actual threat to them. That arrogant canada retard is too stupid to understand all of this, of course, so it chooses to put its life in immediate danger due to its simple-minded ego

>> No.9996509

>>9994384
Damn all that splash back, gonna get himself hurt by being a wuss.

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>> No.9996528

>>9995022
And that is their thin crust if I remember correctly

>> No.9996529

>>9995054
2250 calories!

>> No.9996535

>>9994163
jack is reassuring and comforting to me, I enjoy watching his videos sometimes cause I realise that at least i'll never be as retarded as he is

>> No.9996546

>>9996248
Patties are about 5x too thick for my preference but everything else looks good. Would definitely eat and enjoy them.

>> No.9996551

>>9996472
No where in America would something like this be "normal"

>> No.9996579
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>>9996535
well here

>> No.9996585

>>9996423
I'd rather impregnate that midget than fuck that fat beast

If you want to really go down a depression rollercoaster, check out that gay guy's videos that followed this one

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>> No.9996599

>>9996518
Youtube was a mistake

>> No.9996600
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>> No.9996606

>>9996579
>steak is 1/4 in thick
>still manages to undercook it

>> No.9996611

>>9995000
What was the point of him taking that trait from Crazy 8?

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>> No.9996643

>>9996600
I do like the quirky editing where they throw solid ingredients into the bowl and they magically transform into chopped.
Reminds me of that one stop frame short where they make a dip out of inanimate objects

>> No.9996667

>>9996585
Link or name?

>> No.9996671

>>9996624
well. ive been there...

>> No.9996681

>>9996627
That madventures guy once made an episode where he ate cooked placenta.

>> No.9996686

>>9996681
Vegan-approved meats

>> No.9996687
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>>9996423

>> No.9996691

>>9996627
>lets swim in our own fucking filth and eat afterbirth

Fucking satanists.

>> No.9996699

>>9996484
yeah but you don't just take a spatula full out of the tray and slap it straight on the grill
you shape it a little bit with your hands unless you're handicapped like jack

>> No.9996702

>>9996624
whats the problem here?
its an easy meal

>> No.9996709

>>9996624
I've had some sad meals in my life, but damn...

>> No.9996711

>>9995022
Looks like a typical shitty pizzaria joint pizza to me.

>> No.9996714

>>9996242
Those stupid copper plates. May as well just put a burner outside and cook on a skillet.

>> No.9996725

>>9996627
I'm usually pretty lenient about what constitutes appropriate food & cooking content, I'm going to have to say I don't think this belongs here. I think you should delete it.

>> No.9996726

>>9996579
>>9995980
jack is satire right
no one can be this incompetent

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>>9996579

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>*washes hands*

>> No.9996757

>>9996749
this is pretty cool actually
im inspired to make donuts now

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>>9996749
This guy is a bro my dude, also cooking/baking huge batches like this does take skill/experience

>> No.9996919

>>9994163
That hesitation before he puts the cheese in is masterful.

>> No.9996921

>>9996248
I love watching matty videos. Dude just loves cooking and eating.

>> No.9996929

>>9995072
>>9995390
>>9996495
Did geese bite you all on the dick as kids or something?
I've never understood peoples hatred for them. Ignore them and if they come at you, punt them. It's a fucking bird.

>> No.9996930

>>9996797
Hmmmm

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>>9994384
I'm pretty sure the reason he never has his oil at the right temperatures is because otherwise he'd burn himself horribly, every single time

>> No.9996962
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>>9996933
looks like Jack salts and peppers his steaks before putting them to heat....

>> No.9996963

>>9996428
It's to hide the edit where they replace the fake one with a ready made crepe to hide the fact that the woman can't cook for shit.

>> No.9996968

>>9994792
>he doesn't have intellectual intelligence

>> No.9996984

>>9995022
>be gordon
>find failing restaurants across the country
>buy them out
>film the former owners and mock their shitty food for ratings
>maybe hire a few actors for dramatic effect
>'rebrand' the restaurant with your name
>everyone in the state comes in and gives you their money because muh gordon ramzee iz da bes sheff in da worl

i mean say what you want about gordon, but he's got a pretty solid business model here

>> No.9996987

>>9996962
Putting them to heat is a generous way to put it.
Besides you should at least salt it beforehand.

>> No.9996992

>>9996714
They are probably those non-stick paper-like grill mats.

>> No.9996995

>>9996984
how do you explain the ones that fail?

>> No.9997012

>>9996929
It's illegal to kill them in the US which fucking blows.

>> No.9997014

>>9996624
>ketchup precum
every time man

>> No.9997021

>>9996726
Believe it or not, no. This is really him trying his best.

>> No.9997036

>>9994375
gimme dat

>> No.9997037

>>9996995
Only one has failed so far iirc and i'm like 99% sure that it was faked for ratings.

i refuse to believe people can be as incompetent as the owners of Amys baking company appeared to be

>> No.9997045

>>9997012
>illegal to kill geese in the US
depends on the state. i kill some (around 60-90) every year.

>> No.9997055

>>9996535
what if Jack is actually smart and does stupid shit on purpose just for his channel to get views and become popular?

>> No.9997060

>>9997055
Im guessing its a mixture of making videos thinking he's smart, then everyone told him hes retarded and he kept doing it on purpose now under the pretense of "I was merely pretending" since people keep watching the videos.

>> No.9997069

>>9996579
>>9996606
you can't really "undercook" a steak, especially one so thin.
that's a shitty steak, but it wouldn't get better if you cook it more.

>> No.9997102

>>9997069
The stove is way too cold. Look at the pathetic anemic color of his sear, it's yellow.

>> No.9997108

>>9996463
>>9996518
Is that the same girl?

>> No.9997123

>>9996579
Why cant jack ever cook anything? Why is it always under cooked?

>> No.9997158

>>9996423
Went there last summer.
>I was the first person in the door because I was doing a road trip, hungover as all hell from a good night gambling, and needed something, anything.
>Had the fat black chick, super polite and friendly "HAAAAY DAHLIN WHAT CANAH GETYAH."
>Just wanted the single bypass burger, fries, and a soda to help my body out.
>Pushed the 3x bypass and tried getting me to buy the shooters. Like, drugdealer tier pushing "Cmon, do it, just a little bit more."

Not the best damn burger I've ever had but without question up there. My body however wanted to kill me once digestion started.

>> No.9997167
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obligatory

>> No.9997178

>>9997102
but if you put a thin steak on a really hot pan all the juices "escape" from the heat and seep on the other side forming a puddle.
like I said, that's a shitty steak to begin with, so there's not a "good way" to prepare it. Jack, knowingly or not, probably used the least worst method.

>> No.9997188

>>9996242
Are his grates fucking upside down?

>> No.9997231
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>>9997188
just trying to shake things up

>> No.9997244

>>9997231
why do i have a feeling that burger doesn't taste good

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>> No.9997280

>>9997244
It's the ring
Every time

>> No.9997281

>>9996749

grandpa is so pure i love him

>> No.9997283

>>9997167
I can't chop them much better myself desu

>> No.9997286

>>9997123
The juices

>> No.9997290

>>9997055
Statistically almost a certainty

>> No.9997326

>>9996423
I used to jerk off to the black ones youtube page until she actually died in a car crash

>> No.9997328

>>9997290
Explain.

>> No.9997330

>>9997178
Another way to do it is freeze the steak then cook it extremely hot.

>> No.9997338

>>9997283
I do this when I make ragu, it basically doesn't fucking matter and I can't be fucked to cut onions correctly when I'm cooking for myself and making goddamn sauce.

>> No.9997339

>>9997326
apparently there was some sort of problem with the vehicle's suspension

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>>9997339
yeah I actually felt terrible when I found out one of my favorite bbw's died. I never knew her or anything but id been watching her videos for years. feels bad man

>> No.9997350

>>9996929
>Just ignore them
The problem is that THEY don't ignore you

>> No.9997351

>>9996611
i think it serves as a reminder for him.

>> No.9997353

>>9997350
Again, just kick them.

>> No.9997355

>>9997345
Why do they all look like they suck cock

>> No.9997367

>>9995019
>>9995000
Are you supposed to cut the brown bits after you put all ingredients inside (for presentation, I suppose, it makes for more uniform edges) or are they just being autistic?

>> No.9997384

>>9996484
You still need to mix the spices a little bit, the grain of the meat would not have stayed after that
Case and point, he probably season them from the outside and left raw unseasoned meat on the inside

>> No.9997403

>>9996579
All that wrapping for just one lone tiny steak?
Also
>Not brown enough
>That depressing presentation
>The way he trows the steak as if he was afraid of burning

>> No.9997410

>>9996624
I eat Spätzle with tomato paste, but this is atrocious

>> No.9997416

>>9997231
>>9997244
because jack couldn't even clean the celery off the knife before he cut the burger. if he can be assed to do that, then you know he cut corners cooking it.

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>> No.9997430

>>9997231
At least clean your fucking knife before using it
But I bet some Hipster faggot will use that technique to sprinkle something over the plate while cutting something

>> No.9997438

>>9997425
This activated my almonds.

>> No.9997445

>>9997231
>cuts the burger with dirty knife

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>>9996463
what le fug

they just spank you if you don't finish your meal? You have to opt in, right? There's no way that can be legal otherwise..

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>>9996929
There's other reasons to hate the assholes

>> No.9997496

>>9994366
I think we domesticated these cows a little too hard

>> No.9997529

>>9996624
>filename

Isn't all pasta 'whitepplpasta'? it's a european dish.

>> No.9997536

>>9996785
I mean I'd eat it

>> No.9997549

>>9997403
You can get those things for $1
Also jack is notorious for cooking things on WAY too low of heat and flinging his meat into pans and oil

>> No.9997555

>>9997473
who is this?

>> No.9997556

>>9996681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15wqaGATHnA ?

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>>9996423
>>9996463

>> No.9997589

>>9996624
what kind of keyboard is that. looks mechanical. im typing from a model m

>> No.9997592

>>9997529
italians aren't white

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>>9996423
God this is sickening to watch

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>> No.9997634

>>9995980
Non-newtonian marinade

>> No.9997639

>>9996423
The fact that the owner of this is a cardiac doctor who just said "Fuck it, these fat fucks kill themselves no matter what i do. Might as well help them along" is the best part of this

>> No.9997643

>>9997459
There are no laws against spanking in a restaurant, anon. Once you enter private property, you have to abide by the rules of the owner, or leave.

>> No.9997655

>>9996726
If this was satire that would mean Jack is an actual genius at baiting people. And I refuse to live in such a world.

>> No.9997675

>>9996624
Behold, the sipper in their natural habitat

>> No.9997691

>>9996291
Cause someone got a little punchy with the color balance and blew all the yellow out

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>> No.9997783

>>9994366
Cows a cute.
Cyoot!!!

>> No.9997993

>>9997251
hmmm

>> No.9998046

>>9996667
Not him but I know who exactly he's talking about and who is in the video

https://www.youtube.com/user/NikocadoAvocado/videos

He a gay man living in Colombia with his husband and he makes mukbangs and eats a ton, then he'll make a video where he cries about how sick he feels and about how he can't keep doing this to his body, then the next video will be him eating 50 Mozzarella sticks or something. The reason I mentioned him being gay and living with his husband in Colombia is he's being deported for staying there over the amount of time you're allowed. He's also apparently quitting youtube or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWKAogOCBEk

A real ball of patheticness rolled into one persn.

>> No.9998076

>>9996749
Grandpa is a cool guy, makes food for orphans and shit.

>> No.9998095

>>9997425
this looks like it is made for kids

>> No.9998103

>>9997612
It's a wonder loos manage to stay that scrawny and weak when they've got loads of ready available anabolic foods
t./fit/izen

>> No.9998109

>>9996929
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549

they are practically terrorists

>> No.9998135
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>>9996681
>>9997556
Oh yeah. They also had monkey on Madventures too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWdQmwr62j0

>> No.9998148
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>>9995011
>deep-fried mac'n'cheese as a pizza base
There are just some things in life that one absolutely should not do.

>> No.9998191
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9998191

>>9996627
>Lets stay in that pool filled with my shit, piss and blood a little more, honey

>> No.9998256

>>9996248
Holy saturation batman

>> No.9998278

>>9997167
what the fuck

>> No.9998291

>>9997716
What is it with Mexicans and these disgusting combinations

>> No.9998292
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9998292

Less of that "tasty" shit and more of the ja/ck/ stuff.

>> No.9998293

>>9997425
>cup of butter
>stick

>not eating the egg shells

shieet

>> No.9998305
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>> No.9998316

>>9998292
>>9998311
I appreciate this is satire but it’s ironic that this is what a lot of Americans consider home cooking.
I’ve met these people.

>> No.9998328
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>>9998316
This is a constant reminder that americans have no cuisine.

>> No.9998329
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>>9998292
>canned pineapple
>sugar
>cream cheese
oh, he's making like a pineapple frosting or something
>bell peppers?
>tomatoes?
wait, what is this? A salsa?
>pecans
what the fuck is happening?!
>a whole tub of cool whip
WHY.
>it's a fucking casserole
>cheddar cheese
>that jiggly jello mold abomination

>> No.9998337
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>>9998329
You've seen nothing boy.

>> No.9998344

>>9994731
>generic crepe mix
>wilted unsweetened strawberries that have been sitting in a plastic container getting soggy and losing their freshness all day
>whipped creme = 1g of sugar to 100g of cream
>layered in such a way that all the creme and strawberries are at the top, so after you get a jaw full of shit for the first three bites, the rest is just straight unseasoned crepe
>Japanese "food"

yep

>> No.9998348
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>> No.9998353

>>9998310
unusual
looks good though

>> No.9998359
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9998359

>Has an entire set of knives 1 meter next to him
>Uses his mouth
Oh Jack

>> No.9998362

>>9996518
>>9996597
>dat arms

is this achievable natty?

>> No.9998383
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>> No.9998384
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>> No.9998405

>>9997367
every sandwich I've seen in Asia has the crusts cut off so I'm going to say the latter

>> No.9998411

>>9998405
Asians have difficulty chewing crusts and tough breads in general because they produce less saliva.

>> No.9998427

>>9996518
mukbang more like jibang amirite

(translator's note: jibang means lard)

>> No.9998436

>>9996624
>whitepplpasta

You mean yellow ppl pasta. White people pasta is called "pasta," noodles with shitsauce splashed on top only passes as pasta in Asia.

>> No.9998442

>>9998328
>>9998311
He is just pretending to be this bad right ? I mean it's just one big joke ? This can't be real.

>> No.9998462

>>9998442
dumb phone poster

>> No.9998466
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9998466

>>9997345
>mfw this webm

>> No.9998499

>>9997055
he had a stroke before he went big

>> No.9998500

>>9997715
Whoever's subbing all this Rick Stein stuff, you're doing sterling work.

>> No.9998506

>>9997178
that's not true at all
have you ever even heard of woks, stirfries, or wok hei?

the problem is the opposite, not enough heat

>> No.9998520 [DELETED] 

>>9998311
Who is this? Jack?

>> No.9998530
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9998530

>>9998362

>> No.9998536

>>9998362
Years of roiding and 8 hour arm workouts 3 times a week

>> No.9998561

>>9997339
subtle but savage

>> No.9998566

>>9998095
>adult supervision required

What clued you in Sherlock?

>> No.9998569

>>9998411
I disagree. Every Asian lady who's seen my dick has produced ample amounts of saliva.

>> No.9998577
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9998577

>>9998569
High five, fellow non-virgin!

>> No.9998578
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9998578

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQxJGusnFxw
Chad and Stacy mukbang.

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>>9997425
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>> No.9998581

>>9996727
>>9996579
holyshiy this is the exact fave I made when I saw the rareness

>> No.9998625

>>9996472
Lol Las Vegas is like America's autistic child who thinks having no laws and degeneracy is a great thing
And people love it

>> No.9998640

>>9997473
wypepo amirite?

>> No.9998660

>>9998580
wow, looks like the ban timer expired

>> No.9998672

>>9996423

I've been spanked by that midget. Small world.

>> No.9998678

>>9996929
When I was in local Zoo, which was overrun with those shitheads, but I wasn't intimidated.
They came at me hissing and showing their tongue and I honestly found it way too funny to be intimidated. They came close, but never attacked, I just walked past them no problem.

>> No.9998689
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9998702

>Puts on glove to avoid burns
>On the wrong hand

>> No.9998709

>>9996423
>when somebody says white people has no "culture"
HMMM SWEETIE

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yummy chicken

>> No.9998771

>>9996579
""""""""meat""""""""

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>> No.9998783
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9998783

>>9998766
>Extra fresh chicken
Ah, a favorite of mine.

>> No.9998789

>>9994375
now show me her dick

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>>9997425
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>> No.9998797

>>9998713
>>9998720
>>9998727

What's the name of this show anon?

>> No.9998811

I don't think I can cook Ziti anymore.

>> No.9998816
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>>9998811
Woops

>> No.9998820

>>9998135
Uma delicia

>> No.9998821

>>9998772
gtfo plebbit

>> No.9998834

>>9998790
B A N

>> No.9998851

>>9998797
http://docuwiki.net/index.php?title=Rick_Stein%27s_Taste_of_Shanghai

>> No.9998868

>>9994375
extra milk pls

>> No.9998876

>>9997167
I maintain that Marie's sauce video was done as a test for Culinary students to list all the mistakes. She does literally every single thing incorrectly throughout the entire video, it's uncanny.

>> No.9998881

>>9996423
americans..

>> No.9998885

>>9998772
>>9998772
AHAHAHA LOOK AT OUR FUNNY NAMES FOR THINGS

>> No.9998890

>>9998885
you okay bud?

>> No.9998899

>>9998890
[spoilers]no, thanks for asking anon[/spoilers]

>> No.9998902

>>9998899
Fuck me, now im really not okay. Idk why i always want to make it plural

>> No.9998919
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9998919

>>9998772
Tasty go away, this is a ja/ck/ zone now.

>> No.9998935

>>9996624
>"well, this doesn't look that bad"
>pans to ketchup bottle
>close webm

>> No.9998941

>>9996579

>seasoning a steak packaged in brine
>butter in cast iron skillet
>pan isn't hot enough
>flops steak in the pan like a fat-fingered idiot.
>totally undercooked

Fuck me.

>> No.9998948

>>9998305
the guy at 0:21 is a wiener smoker

>> No.9998955

>>9997643
don't say stuff like that, the lesser ones here will actually believe you
>It's literally assault if you get hit when you don't want to be, no matter where you are

>> No.9998995

>>9997345
They only know how to express satisfaction by nodding 3 times

>> No.9999004

>>9997425
I don't mind, this is cute, and a crapload better than other youtube kids channels

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9999010

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>> No.9999019
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>>9998305
Wouldn't it be cool if the machines that sucked the sausages up in the beginning were replaced with women?
You could drill a hole inside her vagina to the inside of her anus, and the sausages would pass through.
She would be suspended in the air for 24 hours a day and constantly having strings of sausages passing through her.
So they would enter through the vagina, get pulled through the surgically made hole into the rectum, then exit via the anus.

>> No.9999022

>>9999010
jesus christ no

>> No.9999030

>>9998359
Cream cheese is the easiest thing to open in the world . You fold open the flap in the center and pull apart. WTF???

>> No.9999032

>>9999020
no

>> No.9999041

>>9999007
everytime this is posted i have the same question that no one has answered yet.
wtf is going on here?

>> No.9999055

>>9997055
hes channel is 12 years old and he has no views lmao

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>>9998311

>> No.9999074

>>9997473
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1awrN9NOEY

>> No.9999078

>>9998103
>anabolic foods

yeah nah

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>> No.9999117

>>9997037
like 80% of them fail following an episode

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>>9998046
>JUST

>> No.9999129
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>> No.9999132

>>9996624
the only thing truly making me upset is that he didn't shake the bottle before using it.

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>>9999129
Who did this? I hate them.

>> No.9999155

>>9997251
>watch 20 seconds
>"god, this is like a horror movie"
>keep watching
makes sense

>> No.9999178

>>9994457
Can we get this

>> No.9999189

>>9998530
holyfuck, those arms tho

>> No.9999198

>>9999143
Lurk moar, fucking newfag

>> No.9999204

>>9999007
Is there an end-result of this?

>> No.9999222

>>9999143
That is bad but the original dish is actually pretty good.
Homemade salsa verde instead of the canned stuff over stale chips, tons of cheese and protein, and raw red onions = MMM TASTY

>> No.9999234

>>9999041
an american expat is showing the locals her way of life

>> No.9999237

I like that you can immediately tell it's Cooking With Jack by his gaudy wedding ring

>> No.9999269

>>9998095
>Made by Pinkie Pie
What tipped you off?

>> No.9999277

>>9994772
don't care about the tits but her face is great

>> No.9999286

>>9999237
I like that the same 3 people decide to spam every thread with the same Jack webms that have been reposted thousands of times each for years and so you can identify it's Jack just from the thumbnail.

>> No.9999288

>>9994731
japanese don't have quite the sweet tooth of americans

>> No.9999305

>>9999010
look at the beak of this one

>> No.9999311

>>9999286
i'm new

>> No.9999318

>>9996423
Last time I went to Heart Attack Grill one person was spanked so hard half of the paddle landed on my table.

>> No.9999346

>>9999318
Do you get to keep it, like catching a foul ball at a game?

>> No.9999348

>>9996627
i'm pretty sure this is how you get autism

>> No.9999373

>>9999109
>phone in the meat packaging
Never not gonna get me

>> No.9999385

>>9999007
How do I see the finished monstrosity?

>> No.9999398

>>9999346
Fuck... I didn't even think about doing that.

>> No.9999406

>>9998902
You know you can just hit crtl s?

>> No.9999410

>>9999406
You do know that spoiler tags don't work on /ck/ right?

>> No.9999414

>>9997592
Why not?

>> No.9999422

>>9998046
this is so fake and forced. Where are gay people like this?

>> No.9999456
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9999456

Will Ja/ck/ choke hold Jack Jr?

>> No.9999481

>>9995022
Looks like some god tier drunk food

>> No.9999485

>>9997037
>Only one
try 73%

http://www.kitchennightmaresupdates.com/p/all-kitchen-nightmares-updates.html
>19 of 77 Restaurants Are Still Open

>>9996984

there's nothing more sensationalist than the format of this show. it's brilliant. he exploited these terrible restaurants for ad revenue and ratings after the owners reached out and begged for help from _him_. he never put a single cent of his own pocket money into them and you know that. the transportation, taping, wages, renovations, all of that was all paid for by Fox with the millions they made off of Gordon making complete asses out of the inexperienced people that worked there while everyone at home sat and watched through the entire episode for some kinda euphoric payoff of success at the end.

you know for a fact that within the limited period of time of him being there he's not going to be able to undo years if not decades of poor cooking skills, bad habits, and improper management of an entire restaurant crew. that kind of accomplishment takes years of coaching and redirecting. he's only going to give the illusion of improvement while taping the show, right after he's gone, all of these people revert back to their old ways, and their shitty restaurants fail.

this kind of thing happens everywhere almost everyday. it's an easy program to shoot. i hope he does a chinese restaurant season. that'd be the best.

>> No.9999497

>>9998955
You know how greentext works?

>> No.9999520

>>9998076
and doesn't afraid of anything

>> No.9999527

>>9996248
even if it looks good i wouldn't eat that because it's messy. i hate messy meals.

>> No.9999618

>>9996749
I love that dude, you can watch him cook 1000 eggs on the side of a dirt road.

>> No.9999628

>>9997012
No it isn't

>> No.9999633

>>9994772
>t. white roastie

>> No.9999665

>>9999456
why american family did this?

>> No.9999687

>>9996518
Someone with a "feeder" fetish is definitely jacking it to these videos

>> No.9999748

>>9999007
>first few layers
doesnt look too bad, just way too much cheese
>chocolate comes out
wait what? how does that work
>even more chocolate
how could anybody eat that

>> No.9999784

>>9996797
Was that a tree filled with leeches?

>> No.9999817

>>9997355
The gummy looks phallic

>> No.9999839

>>9997425
>>>/mlp/

>> No.9999881

>>9998466
Looks good. Reminds me of the Loin King

>> No.9999972
File: 1.54 MB, 400x300, Cowboy+Be-NOPE.+Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopeyepnopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope_3ebc5c_.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
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>>9999136

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>>9997425
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>> No.10000045

>>9998851
Nice.

>> No.10000065

>>9999485
Given about two thirds of all restaurants fail, getting those disaster areas nearly back up to the industry average is an achievement.

>> No.10000452

>>9996463
day 5 of nofap

>> No.10000482

>>9998772

>Tomato sauce in a cast iron

It's ruined.

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>>9997425
Die you fucking Barneyfag

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>>10000483
>>9946027

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10000783

>>10000644
fuck off vendettafag, stop fucking harassing me

>> No.10000913

>>9995022
Besides the dough being undercooked that pizza looks pretty good.

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>>9997425
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>> No.10001142

>>9999109
Mind you, he blamed the grill grates.

>> No.10001345

>>9999485
The reason why these restaurants fail is because they start going back to old habits.
You cannot solve a year's worth if building issues in a week.

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>>9997425
Die you fucking Barneyfag

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>>9997425
Die you fucking Barneyfag

>> No.10001714

>>9997251
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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