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this. is. pizza.

>> No.9992242

'go 'za

>> No.9992248

>>9992242
Do people actually say this out loud?

>> No.9992256

>make a quiche
>call it a pizza

Is there anything you Americans won't corrupt and ruin?

>> No.9992259

>>9992256
your waifu;
she's came corrupted and ruined

>> No.9992260
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>>9992256
Shhh, they might catch on that the USA is a containment continent.

>> No.9992266

>>9992256
you see any eggs there, Einstien?

>> No.9992267

>>9992260
country != continent
Typical Australian education, right there.

>> No.9992270

It's literally a "pizza pie." Emphasis on the "pie" part.

>> No.9992277
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>>9992240
Why does it have to be called pizza?
Why can't you just let it be good as its own thing?

>> No.9992281

>>9992267
I adore alliteration. Shame on me for not expecting a yank to actually know the difference, let alone able to spot their state on a map.

>> No.9992282

>>9992240
If I wanted a bread bowl I'd make one myself. Why can't it be modest like Sicilian pie where the crust isn't a fucking
bowl filled to the brim with shit

>> No.9992283

bread lasagna

>> No.9992289

>>9992277
[Heavy breathing]

>> No.9992304

>>9992240
I've come to accept that this is a pizza pie. Though pizza isn't a pie.
We have meat pies, apple pies, pumpkin pies, and a pizza pie is just another variation of pie.
But it isn't pizza.

>> No.9992317
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9992317

>>9992240

>> No.9992428

>>9992304
Shut your Goddamned Pie Hole Faggit Dont Ever Leave Chocolate Out Again!!!!!

>> No.9992443

Too cheesy

>> No.9992473
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>>9992242
>'go 'za
>not 'rk 'za

>> No.9992517

>>9992473
Rkza sucks, thin abs overcooked

>> No.9992548

it's all about 'it 'za actually

>> No.9992756

>>9992240
this is the reason NK wants to nuke you

>> No.9992776
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9992776

>>9992240

>> No.9992991

>>9992428
A chocolate pie would be cake and I've never heard of cake pie.

>> No.9992999

>>9992240
the thin crust i presume

>> No.9993063
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>>9992517
>'rk 'za sucks
FUGGEHDABOUDIT
'go 'za ain't even 'za, 's fuckin' casserole

>>9992548
>'it 'za
>puttin' toppin's on a fuckin' spongecake

>> No.9993067

>>9992281
>I was only pretending to be retarded!

>> No.9993098

>>9992240
Looks more like a tomato and cheese tart to be frank.

>> No.9993116

>>9992240

How... can that hold integrity in your hands? As soon as you take it out of the plate everything will spill out.

This is like the retards that make overstuffed sandwiches and force you into getting your hands greasy if you want to really eat it, or even risking getting food stains in your clothes.

I'm convinced that there is a mathermatical gold number for the ammount of stuff you can add to a sandwich or a pizza in perfect balance between food ammount and your ability to eat it comfortably.

>> No.9993163

>>9992281
>>9992267
Australians don't know the difference because their country is a continent. I'm not joking. I see them say that all the time. It's like like Americans understand geography either, but it's a very Australian mistake to make.

>> No.9993173

>>9992240
What the fuck is that? Ny style or die.

>> No.9993254

>>9993173
it's called chicago style pizza

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>>9992240
Apperently not

>> No.9993354

che schifo.

>> No.9993462

Wait. I thought hating on go'za was so early 2017. Come up with new things to hate instead of rehashing stuff.

>> No.9993472

>>9992240
That's a casserole

>> No.9993478

>>9993276
What’s the difference? They are all tomato sauce and cheese on bread.

>> No.9993483

>>9993462
theres nothing new under the sun, get used to it

>> No.9993543

>>9993478
Its like Scotch, if you don't make it in Scotland its not Scotch anymore.

>> No.9994343

>>9993543
>Scotch
>named after Scotland
>Pizza
>there is no place called Pizza, Italy

>> No.9994351

>>9992240
Why does it look as though it's infested with worms?

>> No.9994388
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9994388

>>9994343
>t. brainlet

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>>9992317

>> No.9994510
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Detroit style is the best. It's basically like a foccia pizza.

>> No.9994652

Why are chicagofags so insecure about their pizza?

>> No.9994692

>>9994652
Because they know people throw out their crust and eat it like soup

>> No.9994694

>>9994652
Because that's all they got that's good. Unless you count crime rate.

http://www.heyjackass.com

>> No.9994704

>>9992240
no. it's faggot sauce on top of faggot shit served in a bread bowl

>> No.9995073

>>9992240
Gross. I tried it once at Giordanos for the meme value and hated it. Absolute trash food for trash people

>> No.9995113

>>9993116
>Worries about greasy hands and food stains
You're looking for the fag board buddy this is /ck/

>> No.9995139

>>9994388
>Thinking Pisa is related to Pizza
Pizza just means "pie" in italian retardo

>> No.9995142

>>9993163
Well considering Australia is a continent where the Brits dumped their trash, nobody expects much from them, plus they willingly turned in their guns, so they have no brain nor backbone.

>> No.9995151

>>9995073
Giordano's is the McDonald's of deep dish most people except tourists think it's shit

>> No.9995656

>>9995139
no, it doesnt

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>>9992240
>calling a casserole a pizza just because it has cheese and tomato sauce

>> No.9995689

>>9995139
no it doesn't you fucking moron

>> No.9996098

>>9995685
>namefagging on a blueboard

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>chop

>> No.9996147

>>9992240
no. it. isn't.

/thread

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>>9992240
>breadbowl soup

>> No.9996170
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9996170

a pizza bianca !

>> No.9996189

>>9995142
They dumped their trash in America too. It was usually death by hanging, prison or exile on the next boat to one of the colonies. Seeing as there were more boats heading West, people opted for America as Australia was a roulette of death. If the trip didn't kill you, the Abbos would.

>> No.9996201

>>9992240
New York style stonebaked is as close as it gets to traditional pizza. Not even an argument. Deep dish is trash.

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>>9993116
This entire post just shows that you have never eaten a deepdish in your entire pathetic eurocuck life. Have you ever realized that if you stopped jerking yourself off, you would have two hands to hold the crust and the base at the same time? Or maybe realize that it is acceptable to eat dd with a fork and knife?

>> No.9997095

>>9997076
Euros eat all pizza with knife and fork, though.

>> No.9997101

>>9992240
>this is pizza
no shit you dumb fuck. how long did it take you to figure out this basic information?

>> No.9997159

>>9997095
No, we don't.

>> No.9997174

>>9993163
Leave those cunts alone, being retarded isn’t a mistake. God, made them that way.

>> No.9997176

>>9992317
Stop fkng posting photos of your self you sick fuck.

>> No.9997183

>>9997159
>>9997095
Yeah they it it with one hand holding the pizza while the other hand jacks of a muslim

>> No.9997444

>>9992248
I just say ''

>> No.9997463

>>9994510
>Detroit
>best

The last few decades only indicates how much God actually hates Detroit.

>> No.9998101

>>9997101
triggered stromboli eater

>> No.9998138

>>9992240
That's a quiche.

>> No.9998219

That's a quiche

>> No.9998242

That's a quiche.

>> No.9998257
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9998257

>>9992317

>> No.9998275

hei guisss pizsa is my le fav dish to eat XD!!!! once i eat pizza 4 breakfast lol do randumb who like pizza too upvote lol yaayy pizza!!!!

btw its my birthday so give me le reddit goldbXDDDD

>> No.9998280

>>9998275
did you hit your head?

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>>9998275

>> No.9998334

>>9997076
>using a knife and fork for pizza

Good god you flyover faggots are insufferable, at least the europeans can be excused because they have some other good food. Can't wait until chicago wipes itself out in some gang war

>> No.9998368

>>9993116
How to properly eat very greasy food:
https://youtu.be/_bkxxNEzM20?t=519

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>>9998285

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>>9997183
are you having a stroke anon

>> No.9998471

>>9992281
containment country is alliteration too you kangaroo fucker

>> No.9998488

>>9998334
what are you talking about, you always need fork and knife, unless you are a fat tard american that gets his pizza pre sliced coz too dumb to use tools to move food to mouth

>> No.9998489

That's a quiche.

>> No.9999051

>>9993063
THATS NOT HOW PEOPLE TALK IN CHICAGO THATS NEW YORK

>> No.9999316
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Anyone have experience with homemade deepdish? Was it good? How did you do it?

>> No.9999323

>>9992240
cheese or tapeworms?

>> No.9999328

>>9992256
Fuck your keesh

>> No.9999332

>>9999316
My father made it a few times. Came out really well. Not sure of the exact dough recipe, but he made it along the same lines as regular pizza. Proofed the dough overnight in the fridge and got the oven really hot with a pizza stone

>> No.9999336

>>9993173
>NY Style
Dont you mean paper plate with cheese style?

>> No.9999374

That's a quiche.

>> No.10000947

>>9992281
>mixing up alliteration and assonance
gros tas de merde

>> No.10001255

>>9997463
you arent wrong but at least we have good food