/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9991722]

ANON DON'T EAT THAT!
It's gonna give you salmonella!!

[Anonymous No.9991728]

>>9991722
hey retard, the salmonella is on the outside of the eggshell, not the inside of the egg

[Anonymous No.9991733]

>>9991722
>don't worry mom, it's egg, not nella wafers

[Anonymous No.9991755]

>>9991728
whenever I make ramen, I softboil some eggs first and then I take the eggs out and dump the ramen packet in the same water

[Anonymous No.9991787]

>>9991722
You can’t get salmonella from that

It’s not even a fish!

[Anonymous No.9991973]

>There are people who hate runny eggs

[Anonymous No.9991980]

>>9991728
If the chicken was infected it can be inside the egg too

[Anonymous No.9992032]

>>9991755
the boiling water kills anything on the shell

[Anonymous No.9992037]

>>9991722
Only if thats ORGANIC.
Normally chickens are packed with antibiotics and cant get salmonella

[Anonymous No.9992132]

>>9991722
too late i ate the whole batch

[Anonymous No.9992147]

>>9991980
Bacteria is limited to the white of the egg, since it can't break through the membrane of the yolk. It can leak into the yolk if the egg is old though, and the membrane has weakened, but by that point, the egg would have gone bad/be inedible anyway.

[Anonymous No.9992157]

>>9991722
I pasteurized these eggs myself, you dumb bitch.
Don't eat any if you don't want any.
P.S. don't drink my fucking eggnog you fucking whore

[Anonymous No.9992199]

>>9991722
No one actually thinks this though right? My mom was always weird about food safety and didn't even want us eating cookie dough cause of the eggs, but she never batted an eye at fried eggs with runny yolk.

[Anonymous No.9992633]

>>9992037
Lol amerilards.

[Anonymous No.9992850]

>>9991722
salmonella toxin is heat resistant you retard. It doesnt matter if you overcook your egg or not

[Anonymous No.9992860]

amerifats are scared of this because they have complete shit standards for farms

[Anonymous No.9992864]

>>9992860
Food inspection is socialism over there

[Anonymous No.9992871]

>>9991722
>>9992132

[Anonymous No.9992879]

>>9992633
>Be British
>Haven't discovered antibiotics yet
>Rub dirt into stab wound after Mohammed rapes and kills wife and children
>die

[Anonymous No.9992883]

D I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9992889]

>>9992879
The British invented antibiotics you fucking mong.

[Anonymous No.9992891]

>>9992879
Are you actually 14?

[Anonymous No.9992913]

>>9992879
is this the American education?

[Anonymous No.9992928]

>>9992879
>be amerimutt
>get shot by police murderer for breathing in a threatening way
>get taken to the McHospital in a McAmbulance
>get shot again for not tipping the EMT
>die at the hospital door for not having an insurance plan because they cost 6 million dollars
>get shot again for bleeding on the sidewalk

[Anonymous No.9992943]

>>9991755
>not poaching the eggs in the ramen water before adding the noodles

[Anonymous No.9992947]

>>9992928
If you don't have insurance, I'm surprised they even let you into the ambulance.

[Anonymous No.9993323]

>>9992943
i always add the eggs in after the ramen's almost done

[Anonymous No.9993338]

My mom always has to say "You're going to get sick" whenever anyone else in my family gets steaks anything less than medium-well and always makes a blech face and noise whenever we have rare or medium-rare steaks

It's actually pretty annoying

[Anonymous No.9993353]

>>9993338
Your mother is right, you ameri "muh bloody meats" cunt.

[Anonymous No.9993376]

>>9993353
>being this retarded
does it take work or come naturally?

[Anonymous No.9993916]

>>9993353
>>9993376
weak bait but there is always that one idiot who bites. i hate both of you.

[Anonymous No.9993943]

Been drinking organic pasture raised eggs raw for the past 4 years and I've experienced to negative side effects. Seriously salmonella is only a thing if you're a baby with a non developed gut flora or an old mean with a weak gut flora.

[Anonymous No.9995480]

>>9992850
You're a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.9996617]

>>9992889
>>9992891
>>9992913
>>9992928

[Anonymous No.9996649]

>America is the only developed country that doesn't require industrial farms to inoculate chickens for salmonella.
>America has the highest number of salmonella outbreaks in the developed world every year
Really stirs the old yolk, don't it?

[Anonymous No.9996708]

>>9992199
The really funny thing about that is youre much more likely to get sick from the raw flour than the raw eggs

[Anonymous No.9996720]

These are quail eggs you fucking philistine, i would eat them raw with zero fear.

[Anonymous No.9996736]

>>9996649
>highest number of outbreaks in the developed world
You're still comparing a very small number of cases to another very small number of cases. It's impossible to eat enough completely raw eggs to have a good chance of getting salmonella in your lifetime. And even if you got salmonella you'd be sick for a week and move on with your life.

[Anonymous No.9996906]

>>9992132
Can you leave me your switch in your will?

[Anonymous No.9996959]

>>9992943
>not after adding the noodles right before it's done

ya fucked up

[Anonymous No.9996965]

>>9993353
anon...

[Anonymous No.9996975]

>>9991722
>tfw hypochondriac

[Anonymous No.9997006]

>>9996975
don't do that anon

[Anonymous No.9997723]

>>9993943
You're wrong. If you eat an egg containing salmonella, then you'll be seriously ill.

[Anonymous No.9997911]

>>9991722
Runny eggs best eggs

[Anonymous No.9997918]

>>9993943
Less than 1% of eggs have salmonella. But being healthy doesn't mean you're immune, that's a pretty bad way of thinking.

[Anonymous No.9997935]

Unless you're 80 years old or some shit salmonella is a fucking joke. It's pussy stuff. You'll just have diarrhea for a night or two. Now E coli is hardcore

[Anonymous No.9997943]

>>9997935
>E coli
MDMA coli

[Anonymous No.9998019]

>>9997935
There are two kinds of Salmonella.
One gives you the shits for a day.
Another gives you the shits for up tp three weeks making it likely you actually die due to dehydration and you will be spreading Solmonella eggs for months. You doctor is obligated to notify the public health office and you will be made to shit into a cup once a month till you are clean. You will alo not be allowed to use the same bathroom in your school and job like the other people and you aren't allowed to work in food and health fields for the whole time.

t. german regularly eating raw minced pork and having had second Sarmonella becase I've eaten old Mett by mistake

[Anonymous No.9998036]

>>9998019
Why would you eat raw pork?

[Anonymous No.9998039]

>>9998036
Because it's a delicious way to immunize yourself against muzzies.

[Anonymous No.9998054]

mmmmm delicious raw egg

[Anonymous No.9998063]

Why don't we vaccinate our chickens, like the Brits do?

[Anonymous No.9998066]

>>9998039
Geeze... I’m dating a German and I didn’t even know this.

[Anonymous No.9998069]

>>9992132

[Anonymous No.9998088]

>>9998066
Ask him about "Bauarbeiter-Marmelade", "Hackepeter" or german sushi. If he doesn't know what that is, he's not a real german

[Anonymous No.9998105]

>>9996617
>>9992037

>I was merely pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.9998126]

>>9998088
Haha I’m not telling him I go on 4chan. Thanks for the food lessons though :)))

[Anonymous No.9998139]

I need a fucking sous vide.

[Anonymous No.9998168]

>>9998019
You're a pussy if you die from dehydration, like nigga drink some water hahah

[Anonymous No.9998327]

Are Americans so terrified of salmonella because the treatment would cost $250,000?

Honest question.

[Anonymous No.9998385]

>>9998019
>salmonella eggs
>>9998036
its a german dish and its fucking delicious
>>9998168
why would anyone be homeless WHEN YOU CAN JUST BUY A HOUSE HAHA
LIKE NIGGA FO REAL YOU CAN JUSTGO AND BUY A HOUSE
>>9998327
yes

[Anonymous No.9998465]

>>9998385
Seriously why don't those lazy fucks just buy houses?

[Anonymous No.9998764]

>>9998019
That makes me happy. I contracted the second kind after eating some frozen sushi quality tuna that was recalled 1 week later for salmonella and I was brutally sick for 2 weeks. However I never went to the doctor because fuck these medfag pirates in this country so I was spreading salmonella for god knows how long, lol.

[Anonymous No.9998862]

>>9998039
Tuscany has a similar tradition, raw sausage is incredibly common here. And I love it.

[Anonymous No.9998870]

>>9998039
imagine being so afraid of foreigners that you give yourself parasites on purpose

[Anonymous No.9998940]

>>9998862
Doesn't basically every country have various raw sausages?

[Anonymous No.9999331]

>>9998870
At least those parasites come with a delicious aftertaste before you have to spread your cheeks.

[Anonymous No.10000257]

>>9992943
>poaching eggs
>in ramen
>not making egg drop soup

[Anonymous No.10000276]

>>9992132

[Anonymous No.10000280]

>>9992132

[Anonymous No.10000680]

>>9998039
>why eat raw prok if it already gave you 2 severe salmonella illness ?
>m-muh muslims
fucking krauts should have been nuked too

[Anonymous No.10001271]

>>9991722
But, but this is not egg, this is a lard bubble that i injected with orange juice candy.

[Anonymous No.10002869]

>>10000680
>native language
>doesn't have the reading capabilities to differentiate a "second case" and "two times"
Don't be mad, little colonial.

[Anonymous No.10002906]

>>10000680
He ate old one, butchers aren't allowed to even sell freshly minced ones on the next day. Salmonella due to Mett is less likely than getting it from bleached chickens or washed eggs. Every culture with the least hygiene standards has some raw meat in their culinary history, mongrel.

[Anonymous No.10002984]

ITT