bacon wrapped shrimp with hollendaise

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bacon wrapped shrimp with hollendaise SATAN Mon Jan 15 20:11:05 2018 No.9990263 [Reply] [Original]

Thawed peeled shrimp.
Center cut bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:14:05 2018 No.9990284 File: 165 KB, 960x1280, 4b94122c-6ee3-4455-8bdf-5ec1844c2aad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stretch the bacon as you wrap. Leave the loose ends down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:15:00 2018 No.9990290 >>9990263 why are they on towels, u mongoloid

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 20:15:31 2018 No.9990295 >>9990290 because they are clean

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:16:11 2018 No.9990301 >>9990295 you didnt clean the shit tube in the skrimp

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 20:17:08 2018 No.9990306 >>9990301 they came deveiend are you afraid of a little shrimp poop?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:21:07 2018 No.9990325 >>9990306 oh, so they magically deveined the shrimp without cutting into them? also, now your towels are dirty, fuck off w/ your blog shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:26:07 2018 No.9990356 >>9990263 what's wrong, can't afford lobster?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:30:36 2018 No.9990388 i think op offed himself

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 20:31:38 2018 No.9990392 File: 1.17 MB, 1080x1920, Screenshot_20180115-172934.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How do i upload a webm or gif? Stainless pan at 360. Cook on one side till grey turns to orange halfway through. Then turn and finish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:35:18 2018 No.9990415 I recall your kitchen being far more destitute than this. Did you get a job?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:38:29 2018 No.9990436 >>9990263 >>9990392 Bacon takes a lot longer to cook than shrimp. You should have par-fried the bacon so it's cooked but not yet crispy, then wrapped it around the shrimp and finished in the oven.

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 20:40:48 2018 No.9990452 File: 183 KB, 960x1280, 6e76b9df-c8e4-4fc5-917b-0dfaf8c4cd02.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990415 whats wrong with my kitchen?

Satan Mon Jan 15 20:43:37 2018 No.9990475
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>>9990436
Bacon is already cooked when you buy it. It came out perfectly.
I filtered the bacon grease in the pan and added lemon juice and an egg, salt and hot sauce. Whipped it up in a bowl on the induction burner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:44:47 2018 No.9990482 >>9990452 i see you keep your piss jugs in the kitchen like I do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:46:07 2018 No.9990488 >>9990475 First of all, you used too much yolk in your sauce. Secondly, I refuse to believe that you can get crispy bacon and properly cooked shrimp in the same amount of time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:47:27 2018 No.9990494 >>9990475 Thats revolting

Satan Mon Jan 15 20:49:08 2018 No.9990503

>>9990488
i used a whole egg with what little grease was left in the pan. It came out fine

the bacon was only crisp on the faces. Not the back. It was great tho. I was gonna try the convection oven but i think that would overcook the shrimp. The bacon was thin, btw. And i stretch it when i put it on so it gets thinner and stays on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:56:34 2018 No.9990546 >>9990392 upload to youtube and post the link withing 30 min and I'll make you a webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:58:24 2018 No.9990558 >>9990452 Is this real life?

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 20:59:28 2018 No.9990566 >>9990546 i tried converting to webm. Whats the size limit? It said too big

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:01:07 2018 No.9990574 >>9990566 4MB on this board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:02:33 2018 No.9990581 >>9990574 >>9990566 3mb and no sound

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:05:11 2018 No.9990594 >>9990581 Figure it out Satan. Makes me wonder if you just made that name up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:09:22 2018 No.9990617 >>9990263 >hollandaise But why are you ruining it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:10:31 2018 No.9990620 >>9990356 This is really all I thought... save up your money and do it right

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:31:40 2018 No.9990717
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>>9990581
you're the fucking autist that makes the 24/7 webm threads that for some retarded reason thinks the limit is 3MB when it's really 4MB. uh oh looks like you have to remake all your shitty fagbook webms now

fucking dumbass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:34:37 2018 No.9990733 >>9990415 all he's shown is towels and a pan, man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:36:30 2018 No.9990740 File: 98 KB, 1027x472, whyamIwastingthetime.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990717 When were you diagnosed with aspergers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:37:35 2018 No.9990741 >>9990740 I literally just posted a 3.72 MB gif you fag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:37:46 2018 No.9990744 >>9990452 Kinda looks like a place where you dismember your murder victims.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:38:27 2018 No.9990747 >>9990263 Thank you for sharing your dinner Anon.

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 21:38:41 2018 No.9990749 File: 301 KB, 960x1280, 53a4819c-ae6f-424b-951b-3340318153c2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990744 Aww. You are so sweet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:40:15 2018 No.9990755 >>9990740 are you this retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:40:38 2018 No.9990758 >>9990741 And?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:41:50 2018 No.9990762 >>9990758 so it's not too big? stop using your niggershop extension that doesn't know that different boards have different size limits

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:42:48 2018 No.9990768 >>9990503 >>9990475 that is some broke ass holiday sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:44:03 2018 No.9990775 >>9990762 Surely you can demonstrate by posting a 4MB webm then.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:46:06 2018 No.9990784 >>9990741 >>9990755 >>9990741 ? >>9990775 I second this. Post a file that is larger than 3mb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:51:25 2018 No.9990814 >>9990784 >I second this. Post a file that is larger than 3mb >>9990717

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:55:09 2018 No.9990831 >>9990814 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:55:37 2018 No.9990834 File: 3.47 MB, 309x421, 1498993189580.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:56:14 2018 No.9990839 why the towels though, why not a plate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:57:35 2018 No.9990846 File: 3.10 MB, 305x170, 1507270773966.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:59:18 2018 No.9990857 >>9990846 >>9990834 >>9990814 >webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:03:55 2018 No.9990885 >>9990857 thank god you noticed this. I thought I was going insane

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:05:53 2018 No.9990901 >>9990392 >How do i upload a webm or gif? >>9990784 >I second this. Post a file that is larger than 3mb >>9990857 >>webm who are you quoting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:08:07 2018 No.9990911 Someone needs to go to /g/ and have webm's vs gif's explained to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:09:09 2018 No.9990915 This whole thread is getting very retarded and OP should just delete the thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:09:28 2018 No.9990918 >>9990475 Your hollandaise looks disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:11:07 2018 No.9990928 >>9990911 files and webms/gifs were asked for. files and webms/gifs were responded with

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:12:27 2018 No.9990938 >>9990901 >>9990775 Here you go anon, I uploaded one for you. Repost it here. https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1516071696751.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:13:57 2018 No.9990947 >>9990928 So you decided to perform an exercise in futility that proves nothing. congrats fucktard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:16:48 2018 No.9990963 >>9990947 >fucktard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:23:36 2018 No.9990994 File: 35 KB, 972x446, maxwebm.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990963 Yes, (You) Pic related is the 4chan API. Notice /ck/'s max webm filesize? > "max_webm_filesize": 3145728,

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:24:48 2018 No.9991001 >>9990994 is this how nerds spend their night? I answered all questions correctly nerd lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:26:29 2018 No.9991013 >>9991001 >I answered all questions correctly The mind of the deluded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:28:35 2018 No.9991028 File: 458 KB, 2016x1512, Osso_Buco_3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990436 >>9990488 don't try to reason with him, he has risotto anon tier autism except spreads the autism over too many dishes to ever get good at making any of them

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:30:07 2018 No.9991041 >>9991013 >files and gif/webms >posts gif/webms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:31:18 2018 No.9991051 >>9990994 I like you a lot this is the kind of post that warms my cockles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:32:22 2018 No.9991057 >>9991028 post kot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:33:51 2018 No.9991063 >>9991028 you posting his pictures ruins it because showing how often he posts them is diminished. stop being a faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:38:11 2018 No.9991093 File: 407 KB, 768x1024, IMG_20170429_183122.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991057 >>9991063 what are you even talking about you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:39:01 2018 No.9991097 >>9991001 Holy shit the damage control. Sorry about your thread op but this was hilarious. Show us more of your murder kitchen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:39:50 2018 No.9991100 >>9991097 keep posting your jewbook webms that nobody cares about I'm sure it's very fulfilling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:43:09 2018 No.9991121 File: 294 KB, 736x554, tasteit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991001 >>9991100 >i...i was only pretending

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:53:15 2018 No.9991175 File: 165 KB, 480x360, don't stop now.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991100

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 23:23:29 2018 No.9991322 File: 174 KB, 960x1280, ea58b171-940b-465b-95a0-70ace3929ac2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You guys are so autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:24:38 2018 No.9991333 >>9991322 The '70s called they want their cabinets back

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 23:25:36 2018 No.9991339 >>9991333 1984 motherfucker

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:27:43 2018 No.9991349

>>9991322
I don't know what it is, but your kitchen photos really feel like something out of a nightmare. The lighting, the scale being slightly off. 10/10 I like the tongs creeping into view from below frame too, almost like it's a pov shot with the murder weapon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:33:58 2018 No.9991381 >>9991322 looks like a room from inland empire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:36:39 2018 No.9991393 >>9991322 Looks delicious!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:37:42 2018 No.9991398 >>9990263 Anon will you cook for me if I was a super cute female?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:38:50 2018 No.9991399 >>9991398 Your English skills are shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:41:26 2018 No.9991410 >>9991399 subjunctive mood is for fags.

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 23:42:05 2018 No.9991417 >>9991349 Why thank you https://www.instagram.com/robs.photography/

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 23:43:31 2018 No.9991423 File: 157 KB, 960x1280, 2e11517e-67e7-4230-bd5f-3ff3c1bb6fd3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991398 only if you lick my wifes pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:46:24 2018 No.9991431 >>9991399 You’re just jealous because nobody likes you :)))

>>	Satan Mon Jan 15 23:59:09 2018 No.9991474 File: 180 KB, 1280x960, e6fedf8c-85d0-4ff3-b552-c39c1d6c920f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991381 wtf is inland empire?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:05:21 2018 No.9991796 >>9991423 you use the same towel that the shramp and porc was on. discusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:12:21 2018 No.9991835 >>9991410 Even if he had used "were" like he's supposed to, he still would have needed to change "will" to "would" in order to make it sound like it wasn't written by a sexually confused Slavic farmhand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 10:39:51 2018 No.9993571 >>9991796 no? Haha. You all act as if i have 1 towel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 10:44:13 2018 No.9993586 File: 9 KB, 259x194, 1430006031424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >bacon wrapped Great way to ruin perfectly good shrimp.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 10:45:54 2018 No.9993594 >>9990452 Is that the names of your next victims on the chalkboard?

>>	Satan Tue Jan 16 11:01:39 2018 No.9993656 >>9993594 i never write them down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 11:08:49 2018 No.9993678 >>9990325 Fuck off faggot let op have his thread.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 12:08:51 2018 No.9993894 >>9991474 a movie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 12:25:49 2018 No.9993954 >>9993586 this, wrapping anything in bacon is a shit crutch. stuff them with cream cheese and deep fry them while you're at it OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 12:26:09 2018 No.9993955 >>9991417 Very nice. Just followed

>>	Satan Tue Jan 16 13:13:11 2018 No.9994170 >>9993894 torrenting it rn. Yay >>9993955 ty

>>	Satan Tue Jan 16 14:00:10 2018 No.9994396 >>9991381 this is a fucked up movie

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 14:23:36 2018 No.9994528 >>9990452 Nigga, someone stole your stove

>>	Satan Tue Jan 16 14:24:37 2018 No.9994533 >>9994528 i stopped using propane.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 15:44:00 2018 No.9994874 You're one of the reasons I keep coming back to this board, satan.

>>	Satan Tue Jan 16 16:08:11 2018 No.9995001 >>9994874 i pity you

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 23:15:25 2018 No.9996786 File: 147 KB, 960x1280, 812692f0-3644-4a47-b930-382fe9f42188.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 23:19:25 2018 No.9996801 >>9990452 what 3rd world country is this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 03:49:48 2018 No.9997635 >>9990452 Stil better than the places half this fuckers cook at

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 04:29:03 2018 No.9997717 >>9990475 your hollondaise broke mate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 04:30:19 2018 No.9997720 >>9997717 He’s happy to eat shrimp shit. Doubt separated sauce is something he’s concerned about.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:37:28 2018 No.9999111 >>9997717 it whole egg. The whites get lumpy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 12:44:36 2018 No.9999151 inhale -- --------- ------- -- ----?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 13:28:50 2018 No.9999337 File: 20 KB, 475x479, 1513100438763.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9997720 also bacon wrapped shrimp JUST

>>	Satan Wed Jan 17 13:32:20 2018 No.9999352 File: 223 KB, 960x1280, b97b7042-6db7-4ca6-85a6-9edc8de72917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Burger breakfast

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