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webm thread Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:31:59 2018 No.9988788 [Reply] [Original]

8% OC recommended

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:32:23 2018 No.9988790 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Gravy-stuffed Duchesse Potatoes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:33:15 2018 No.9988796 File: 1.36 MB, 360x360, Crystals.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Not food, but cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:34:26 2018 No.9988800 >>9988790 >All that effort for a tiny little dribble of gravy Fucking pointless.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:39:44 2018 No.9988817 >>9988796 madman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:39:54 2018 No.9988819 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, 1514513027754.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:41:22 2018 No.9988823 File: 761 KB, 360x360, 00000hu8g8769887.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:42:47 2018 No.9988826 File: 22 KB, 404x404, 1508913086350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988823 nasty bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:43:05 2018 No.9988828 File: 1.79 MB, 320x320, 6lRblTl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This ill try soon

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:43:58 2018 No.9988832
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>>9988796
How to an hero effectively.
It's a long shot, but in case anyone didn't know about this already, you should never mix bleach and ammonia. Creates toxic gas.
https://www.thoughtco.com/bleach-and-ammonia-chemical-reaction-609280

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:44:47 2018 No.9988836 >>9988796 mustard gas etc...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:45:11 2018 No.9988839 File: 2.54 MB, 406x720, Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:45:53 2018 No.9988845 File: 2.81 MB, 360x360, Dreidel Pops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:46:04 2018 No.9988846 >>9988832 It's an old ass meme, anyone dumb enough to fall for it is just darwinism in action.

>>	chop Mon Jan 15 15:47:49 2018 No.9988854 >>9988823 I want to see her cute penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:49:09 2018 No.9988857 >>9988845 Are these kosher

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:49:39 2018 No.9988861 >>9988845 This is garbage my dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:50:17 2018 No.9988865 >>9988839 Kinda wish I knew what I was looking at most of the time here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:51:42 2018 No.9988876 File: 865 KB, 426x426, HbvXlIu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Wanting to do this with homemade sausages

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:52:54 2018 No.9988883 File: 2.57 MB, 640x360, Haggis.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:54:16 2018 No.9988890 File: 2.80 MB, 400x225, los tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yeah baby

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:54:53 2018 No.9988896
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>>9988846
I know, I was already lurking back when it first surfaced, and was contemplating giving an "I tried this and it totally works" response, but still...
I've known quite a few stupid people I would not want to see die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:56:21 2018 No.9988903 File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, Pav Bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988896 As someone who once upon a time deleted System 32, I speak for all stupid newfags when I thank you for your consideration.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:56:46 2018 No.9988906 File: 1.95 MB, 460x612, 1515519520593.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988788

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:01:38 2018 No.9988930 >>9988906 the fuck is this guy's problem

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:02:49 2018 No.9988937 File: 65 KB, 640x640, 1515130617450.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988796 >NIFTY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:02:56 2018 No.9988939 File: 2.46 MB, 300x300, 1515891479716.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] he's not getting enough juice in his diet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:04:05 2018 No.9988944 >>9988930 Alcohol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:04:08 2018 No.9988945 >>9988939 Is that the result he expected?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:05:05 2018 No.9988951 >>9988930 He's too alpha for this planet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:05:43 2018 No.9988954 File: 2.66 MB, 480x360, Poor Stress Drink2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988944

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:06:15 2018 No.9988958 >>9988930 He is born with eyes like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:10:06 2018 No.9988982 >>9988788 >add water >drain >add water >blend Why not use the activated water from before?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:11:05 2018 No.9988987 >>9988945 Yes. He was cremating his beloved pet chicken, Mr. Clucky. RIP Mr. Clucky.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:12:11 2018 No.9988993 File: 2.94 MB, 480x360, sandwich_robot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:14:46 2018 No.9989002 File: 1.99 MB, 261x238, 1513112903879.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988982 If you use activated water on activated almonds you deactivate the almonds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:15:51 2018 No.9989006 File: 2.94 MB, 540x404, VienettaNoAudio.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988993

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:19:13 2018 No.9989022 File: 2.89 MB, 480x360, pizza2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989006

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:19:51 2018 No.9989027 >>9988883 Almost sexual

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:20:22 2018 No.9989030 >>9988993 i always thought those things were hand made

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:20:33 2018 No.9989032 >>9989027 t. Hamish MacDougal Ferguson

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:23:29 2018 No.9989050 >>9989030 most of them probably are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:23:44 2018 No.9989051 >>9989022 this one makes me angery

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:28:42 2018 No.9989075 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, The Crabber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989022 >waterfall of sauce That's some demented willy wonka shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:29:13 2018 No.9989082 >>9988987 lost

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:30:13 2018 No.9989089 >>9988788 but theres no milk in those

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:30:50 2018 No.9989092 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, Moist_Loaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989030 if you could combine sandwich bot and sex bot you'd have the perfect woman

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:31:24 2018 No.9989096 >>9988987 He was a good bird, but if you mix his ashes with some applesauce and coffee he makes a better gravy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:31:38 2018 No.9989099 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Vegan Crab Cakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989089 they are milk, just as much as cow's titty juice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:32:06 2018 No.9989101 File: 1.45 MB, 200x182, 1508856598288.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988876 >it's basically just a weird corn dog >that cut to his dogs looking like they've given up on his soul going to heaven

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:34:36 2018 No.9989111 >>9988819 jesus, jackie chan, it's just sugar!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:39:36 2018 No.9989133 >>9989075 MY ANCESTORS ARE SHMILING AT ME, IMPERIAL

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:40:56 2018 No.9989138 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, Crab Rollercoaster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989133

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:41:34 2018 No.9989143 >>9988890 garbage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:42:06 2018 No.9989147 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, pizza thing.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] someone post the webm with the macaroni pizza in a pot please

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:42:34 2018 No.9989152 >>9989075 >as featured on YouTube's PewDiePie™

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:44:18 2018 No.9989160 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Grilled Cheese Ravioli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:44:59 2018 No.9989165 >>9989152 Holy shit, did Felix-sama finally use one of my clips in his videos?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:46:31 2018 No.9989171 >>9989160 >cutting off the crust this triggers me, fuck everyone who doesn't eat crust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:48:34 2018 No.9989183 File: 2.35 MB, 700x368, anime is retarded part 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988788 >8% OC recommended On it, boss.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:50:00 2018 No.9989190 >>9989183 >kneading onions and potatoes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:56:04 2018 No.9989212 >>9989165 my bad, he uses this one >>9989138 https://youtu.be/shNYC-YsNsc?t=6m29s

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:58:03 2018 No.9989217 >>9989160 >black hands constantly have to be corrected that's some subtle propaganda

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:59:35 2018 No.9989220 >>9989217 Its obviously their half black kid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:00:41 2018 No.9989225 >>9988828 >there's some fruit in it so it's HEALTHY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:03:41 2018 No.9989238 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cheese Maker’s Mac And Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:05:00 2018 No.9989247 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, How to Make Doritos Consomme.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:06:45 2018 No.9989253 >>9989247 Jesus Christ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:07:33 2018 No.9989257 >>9989247 You are an awful, awful person

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:13:57 2018 No.9989281 >>9988865 >filename

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:15:23 2018 No.9989287 File: 93 KB, 919x470, korova3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988817 >>9988832 >>9988836 >>9988846 what was it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:17:31 2018 No.9989299 >>9989092 Is that who I think it is?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:20:19 2018 No.9989308 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, WTF Is Nutritional Yeast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:27:25 2018 No.9989336 File: 54 KB, 900x900, cz1mYkK.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989247

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:27:50 2018 No.9989338 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Vegan Mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989308

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:29:34 2018 No.9989344 >>9989308 >often called nooch I understand vegans want alternatives to stuff but how do they manage to fag it up so much?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:33:28 2018 No.9989357 File: 2.91 MB, 240x240, Steak Dinner For Two.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:35:17 2018 No.9989361 >>9989238 pls post pizza macaroni oneeeee

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:36:18 2018 No.9989363 File: 2.87 MB, 424x418, Mac & Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989361

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:38:17 2018 No.9989365 >>9989363 thank you so much, i plan on making this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:40:51 2018 No.9989380 >>9989365 They let death row inmates make their own last meal now?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:42:35 2018 No.9989386 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Easy Salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:44:53 2018 No.9989394 >>9988823 If they touched her feet, I could understand eating them, otherwise that's just disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:48:20 2018 No.9989411 >>9989247 is this how they make every vietnamese dish taste like doritos dust

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:51:22 2018 No.9989428 Did you know that /ck/ has a 120sec limit on webms? I sure didn't before now

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:52:43 2018 No.9989433 >>9989428 im pretty sure every board has the same 3mb 120 second limit besides gif and wsg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:58:23 2018 No.9989462 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Gourmet Salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989433 didn't know that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:01:58 2018 No.9989480 >>9989428 just speed it up kiddo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:03:03 2018 No.9989483 >>9989428 most Jack webms max out at 50 seconds to be fair

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:03:52 2018 No.9989486 >>9989483 I'm a Tasty fag, not a Jack nigger

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:05:13 2018 No.9989494

>>9988865
The first ones are tang yuan/yuan xiao. They're sticky rice dumplings and in the video, filled with black sesame seed filling. They bread and deep fry it.

Second one looks like a normal wheat dough, i.e. flour+water+maybe salt+maybe oil. They cook it into almost like little Chinese spaetzle and then top it with what looks like coriander, chopped garlic, salt, chilli flakes and then hot oil which infuses with the herbs. Basically a quick and easy noodle dish.

Last one looks like some kind of cool looking dumpling, maybe a made of rice flour too, maybe lotus paste inside. Hard to tell as it's not complete.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:09:18 2018 No.9989513 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Sweet & Savory Sweet Potato Wedges.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:12:17 2018 No.9989525

>>9988790
...Or since you just made the mashed potatoes and gravy, pour the fucking gravy on top instead of freezing it the gravy and potatoes and doing all that extra bullshit. It's the exact same end result, except without all the stupid eggwash, freezing, piping, etc. God I hate this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:13:56 2018 No.9989535 >>9989099 >Vegan Crabcakes >Vegan Mayo We need world war three, save us Donald Trump!

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:22:20 2018 No.9989572

>>9988828
JUST FUCKING PUT THE CARAMEL ON THE APPLE
WHY ARE YOU WASTING ALL THESE FUCKING POPSICLE STICKS AND 60% OF THE APPLE
IT'S SO MUCH EASIER TO JUST FUCKING SHANK THE GOD DAMN APPLE WITH A SINGLE STICK THAN CUTTING OUT THESE TINY LITTLE PENIS HEAD DOLLOPS OF APPLE FOR A FUCKING PRECUM SIZED DOLLOP OF CARAMEL
JUST FUCKING PUT THE CARAMEL ON THE APPLE AND STUFF YOUR FACE INSTEAD OF DOING ALL THIS EXTRA WORK AND BULLSHIT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:24:43 2018 No.9989582 >>9989308 yeast is a living thing, that yeast had a family, as God as my witness it's broken in half!!!

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:29:39 2018 No.9989601

>>9988890
>chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop, tap knife, scrape, chop chop chop chop chop, scrape scrape scrape, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, flip tortilla, plate tortilla, place tongs down, pick tongs up, plate meat, place tongs down, pick up spatula, add guacamole, place spatula down, sprinkle onions, sprinkle cilantro, throw cilantro at taco, throw more cilantro at taco, add sauce, fling more guacamole at taco with spatula, and you're done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:30:30 2018 No.9989606 >>9988890 >Can't close the taco because of the 5lbs of shit on it >Chops the meat to hell >Doesn't even grill the tortilla Absolute trash, 0/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:33:48 2018 No.9989624 >>9988993 Imagine the fucking smell of that place, it makes me want to vomit just thinking about it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:36:46 2018 No.9989642 >>9989099 >"If you've never eaten crabcakes before it tastes just like them!'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:37:54 2018 No.9989649 >>9989513 I'd honestly just mash everything together Whole sweet potato wedges are just wrong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:39:11 2018 No.9989655 >>9989138 >stroggification.mp4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:45:26 2018 No.9989701 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Beer Brat Nachos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:48:26 2018 No.9989715 Anyone got the giant BBQ rib sandwich, I think I'm doing that tonight

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:49:05 2018 No.9989720 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, Big Ass Ribwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989715

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:50:07 2018 No.9989728 where do you guys get the webms or make the webms from? i just want to know so i can make some OC

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:50:31 2018 No.9989731 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Easy Stout Beer Chili.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:52:20 2018 No.9989742

>>9989728
Download "webm for retards", which is a program that lets you make webms without knowing the technical stuff about turning videos from one format into another

Then download a video you want to make into a webm and put it through webm for retards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:53:00 2018 No.9989746 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Beer-Battered Onion Rings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:56:39 2018 No.9989769 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Beer Pretzels And Beer Dip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:57:03 2018 No.9989773 >>9989742 no that's not what I was asking, I mean do you get the vids off youtube or something?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:58:55 2018 No.9989780
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>>9989773
tasty.co if you want to make square videos that don't actually provide a recipe

youtube if you want to make ja/ck/ vids

whatever place you find a vid you want to share otherwise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 18:59:49 2018 No.9989785 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Beer Can Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:01:21 2018 No.9989794

>>9989308
>puts the yeast on popcorn without any sort of liquid to make it stick

That's what the fucking butter is for, you vegan retards. Popcorn with real butter, nutritional yeast, and garlic salt is godlike. It's infuriating how difficult it is to find recipes for real food that utilize nutritional yeast instead of vegan "food".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:01:22 2018 No.9989795 >>9989773 Mostly off youtube, if you search for stuff then click through a few layers of video suggestions you can find less obvious things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:08:55 2018 No.9989834 >>9989785 the beer never gets absorbed completely pointless

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:09:08 2018 No.9989838 >>9989720 Thanks friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:09:22 2018 No.9989840 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Beer-Battered Shrimp Tacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:09:49 2018 No.9989842 >>9989746 >Placing oily foods on a paper towel This shouldn't piss me off this much.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:10:45 2018 No.9989845 >>9988876 the only part i like about this is are the doggos wearing hatz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:14:02 2018 No.9989860 >>9989601 >he actually took the time to type this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:14:42 2018 No.9989865 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, Easy Homemade Vegan Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989794 >"real" butter

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:15:24 2018 No.9989871 >>9988954 >>9988954 dudes fucking ripped f am

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:15:53 2018 No.9989875 >>9988993 This seems awfully complicated to just make a sandwich

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:16:17 2018 No.9989879 >>9989865 Oil and bread yum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:16:46 2018 No.9989883 >>9989875 a sandwich sure But show me a better way to make 10,000 sandwiches simultaneously

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:16:54 2018 No.9989884 >>9989875 They needed a way to send sandwiches to every gas station in the world.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:19:03 2018 No.9989903 >>9989865 >spreads like butter >melts like butter >tastes like shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:19:41 2018 No.9989907 >>9989865 Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:26:25 2018 No.9989972 File: 2.92 MB, 720x720, cheeseburger bowl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989795 >>9989780 thanks for the info guys!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:27:40 2018 No.9989990 >>9989972 Also reduce the dimensions to under 500 otherwise it looks all blocky like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:29:46 2018 No.9990003 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, 4th July.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:32:42 2018 No.9990018 File: 2.87 MB, 500x500, pizza bread bowl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989990 you got it boss

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:34:03 2018 No.9990025 File: 2.89 MB, 1280x720, tfw you get out of prison.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990018 das it mane

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:35:46 2018 No.9990037 >>9989865 >tastes like butter [doubt]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:41:24 2018 No.9990070 File: 2.88 MB, 500x500, steamy testicles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990025 >prison This was me when I got out of basic training. Gained 10 pounds then. Lost 15 pounds now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:41:25 2018 No.9990071 >>9989171 Go ahead and try to crimp a sandwich with crust.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:42:26 2018 No.9990077 >>9990071 the problem is that they probably threw the crust out nigga i see people throw out crusts all the time they say "ew" when it tastes just like the fucking bread FUCKIGN FOOD WASTERS FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:46:34 2018 No.9990102 >>9990077 >he posts on a food and cooking board but has no concept of mouthfeel I know you're not the only one but please get help

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:46:37 2018 No.9990103 File: 2.85 MB, 500x500, mixed berry cobbler.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] can someone tell me the machine they are using? is it a "slow cooker"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:47:23 2018 No.9990107 >>9990103 >can someone tell me the machine they are using? A cast iron pan, an oven, and my disgust

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:48:21 2018 No.9990114

>>9989731
>>9989746
>>9989769
What's up with retards putting beer in every recipe and thinking it's a "mature complicated dish" when it's literally just a dish with beer chucked into it.
I tried it a couple of times and it barely affects the flavour, if at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:49:43 2018 No.9990129 File: 2.84 MB, 360x360, Beer Cheese Beer Brats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990114 It was a video of "6 ways to cook with beer" here's the secret 7th one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:53:34 2018 No.9990144 >>9990103 its a hot plate anon

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:55:09 2018 No.9990160

>>9989572
I know right like I can understand the whole popsicle stick and melon baller baller if it was a party or something, maybe just as a dessert think for a house with a bunch of kids and you wanted to give them some variety in the toppings/portion control for the amount of caramel.
But that isn't even a full melon scoop it's like half so it's less than a full petit four on a stick. 1/4 oz. Of apple what's the damn point there?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:55:15 2018 No.9990161 File: 2.97 MB, 500x500, calzone balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990107 why are you disgusted? >>9990144 thanks, never used one before always hear people talk about it >>9990114 probably because some people are alcoholics

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:55:54 2018 No.9990164 >>9989865 >spend hundreds on a vitamix >use it to make vegan slop There's a moral here, I just know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 19:57:44 2018 No.9990179 File: 2.81 MB, 360x360, Sriracha Mayo Chicken Rice Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990161 mah nigga no messing with time is only for gods

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:00:27 2018 No.9990195 File: 1.00 MB, 2929x3905, 1511202247840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9988876 >That awkward cut to dogs in hats >Followed immediately but the excitement that he might feed the doggos his delicious corn dog treat >Disappointment.jpeg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:03:00 2018 No.9990211 >>9988890 Tortilla at the bottom is completely burned to shit. Grill them to order it takes 20 seconds, fucking why do it that way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:03:29 2018 No.9990213 File: 60 KB, 645x751, 1516002792740.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990129 end my life >>9990161 I used to be one but I never did this, it's a pure waste of alcohol because the alc itself is gonna evaporate in most of these recipes.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:08:54 2018 No.9990248

>>9988945
It is a slow cooking method that essentially broils the chicken in the drum acting as an oven so think of it like a poor man's hearth or spit. It needs to be tended to and monitored like a wood fire oven so it doesn't get too hot and it doesn't go too cold.

This guy made a fucking bonfire and left it to burn until it went out, turning his bird to ashes on a stick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:10:54 2018 No.9990262 File: 2.86 MB, 400x400, taco pie mi amigo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990179 lord have mercy >>9990213 the alcoholics might not realize i, good magic trick

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:23:09 2018 No.9990340 >>9989006 Never seen these, but they look good. Reminds me of something I'd get at Friendly's years ago. They sell them in America?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:23:09 2018 No.9990341 >>9989171 It looks like a recipe for kids dude.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:26:08 2018 No.9990357 >>9989365 You realize all that grease will have you shitting yourself by the hour after one scoop?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:27:03 2018 No.9990362
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anyone else mildy disgusted when they see people using potato chips, pretzels, or cheese itz in recipes for non dessert food? it just looks so wrong

I understand for like tacos but like....chicken..burgers?

>>9990357
I'm extremely constipated and take laxatives. i would be grateful to have diarrhea for just one day.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:29:47 2018 No.9990380 >>9990341 teaching children to be autistic eaters is one of the worst things you can do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:31:45 2018 No.9990394 >>9989308 Is this basically like powdered Marmite?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:33:23 2018 No.9990402

>>9990341
>>9990102
cut the crust off all you want but you better fucking eat it.
i swear to god I want to strangle someone when I watch them eat pizza and then throw out the crust. how fucking wasteful holy shit

i dont even care about people who are starving, just wasting food like that is disgusting. wasting resources and for what? absolutely no reason, tee hee lets just throw away food xd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:37:43 2018 No.9990429 >>9989525 chill the fuck out, melt in the middle stuff will always be popular

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:38:12 2018 No.9990432 >>9990362 The waddamellem is a good touch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:38:31 2018 No.9990437 File: 2.81 MB, 400x400, advanced white castle mechanics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I honestly never thought about making food with bread this way, very convenient

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:39:02 2018 No.9990438 File: 32 KB, 400x400, PS9Lxpvr.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:41:45 2018 No.9990458 File: 2.83 MB, 400x400, advanced white castle mechanics 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] definitely going to make these ones day for myself...since I don't have friends or anything like that.......

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:42:38 2018 No.9990465 >>9990438 M-make your own thread! b-baka, Jack-san.... we don't even like your webms!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:43:14 2018 No.9990469 >>9990114 >it barely affects the flavour, if at all. Beer, anon. Not carbonated pisswater.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:44:32 2018 No.9990478 >>9990437 my mom found a recipe like this in one of those little cookbooks you always find at the checkout isles and she made it once and it wasn't very good but i said i liked it anyway because i love her even though she's not a good cook.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:45:01 2018 No.9990484 >>9988903 that has to be rick stein with that inane comment about bubble and squeak

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:49:02 2018 No.9990501 >>9990262 What the fuck is the context of the random dog cut? Is the dog the fucking thumbnail image or some shit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:49:41 2018 No.9990508 >>9990501 it's art

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:52:07 2018 No.9990523

>>9990362
White tablecloth places have started putting literally pork rinds on the menu with creme fraiche and caviar so I don't see why middle America shouldn't

as long as you know what you are getting yourself into but your cheese consumption might be the issue if you eat stuff like that regularly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:52:57 2018 No.9990528 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, chicken2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw your OC is being posted and your happy as fuck God I'm sad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:53:22 2018 No.9990529 >>9990003 >4th of July >healthy 'no'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:54:27 2018 No.9990535 >>9989212 HOLY SHIT HE USED MINE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:55:25 2018 No.9990541 File: 77 KB, 500x300, its-called-hentai-and-its-art-1546661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990508

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:58:14 2018 No.9990556 File: 2.59 MB, 854x480, pullapart5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990458

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 20:59:20 2018 No.9990565 File: 2.80 MB, 854x480, pullapart3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:00:26 2018 No.9990572 File: 2.54 MB, 854x480, pullapart2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:01:31 2018 No.9990575 File: 1.99 MB, 854x480, pullapart1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:03:47 2018 No.9990587
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>>9990478
i mean if you know the basics of seasoning, spices and what food tastes like it's a pretty basic recipe not to mess up. it's a literal sandwich. sorry about your moms, my mom was a chef so i wouldn't know what it feels like to lie about food. if her food tasted bad for her skillset i told her it tastes like shit mom don't make this for me ever again. she either improved it or didn't make it.

>>9990556
this one needs a better sauce in the recipe would not eat

>>9990565
>>9990572
these one is good, simple

>>9990575
bacon is absolutely overrated, messing up grill cheese with bacon abhorrent

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:07:28 2018 No.9990600 File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, nugget.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990587 Yeah, Some of those sucked for sure. That tater-tot thing was looking pretty good until the avocado came out.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:13:29 2018 No.9990631 >>9990600 agreed, i'd probably omit many ingredients

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:13:53 2018 No.9990633 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, 1513968481107.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:15:29 2018 No.9990641 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, 1515195659039.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:15:30 2018 No.9990642 File: 2.90 MB, 480x360, orangejuice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990633 Give this one a chance to breathe m8 >>/ck/image/8URP4zV-mLtmxtDLJu0I8g

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:15:45 2018 No.9990643 >>9989006 LAYERS

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:22:07 2018 No.9990666 >>9990535 Yeah but can you do original content? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUpIzEtLF30

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:22:53 2018 No.9990672 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, 1515706975354.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:24:22 2018 No.9990680 File: 3.00 MB, 720x400, 1515730000719.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:25:35 2018 No.9990686 File: 2.88 MB, 400x400, truffle butter by migos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990633 all those omelettes..

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:25:56 2018 No.9990688

>>9990402
>how fucking wasteful holy shit

let's say the average pizza is a 12 incher and the crust ends an inch from the edge. that's about 18 square inches wasted per person, about 15 percent of the area of the pizza. let's say an average 12 inch pizza uses about 250g of dough, that means 37.5g of dough is wasted every time someone ditches their crust. according to jeff varasano's famous pizza recipe, a pizza dough is around two fifths water. so that means that discarded crusts account for about 22.5g of flour, a little bit of yeast, salt and a little bit of water from the starter. at the prices in my local supermarket, that accounts for about 3 pence worth of ingredients.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:28:22 2018 No.9990692 >>9990686 ...lost in time, like eggs, down the drain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:28:58 2018 No.9990699 File: 760 KB, 640x360, chair.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990666 Nice Trips. And yeah I get it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:29:10 2018 No.9990703 File: 626 KB, 853x479, Normal reaction.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989247

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:29:36 2018 No.9990704 >>9990688 shhh, it's not logical it's some inborn sense of morality just ignore whining babes like him and you'll save yourself a lot of trouble

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:30:58 2018 No.9990711 File: 14 KB, 307x156, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990703 Kill yourself horse fucking scum

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:31:29 2018 No.9990713 >>9990704 >>9990688 >justifying throwing away food like a jackass LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:31:40 2018 No.9990716 >>9988930 He doesn't have a dish washer (hence the plastic bag over the bowl).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:32:21 2018 No.9990725 >>9989606 Show me a better taco https://youtu.be/778XvIHeNGE Enjoy whatever you like bub Im glad you dont like this kind of taco as it means less folks in the way for me to have another and another

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:38:03 2018 No.9990745 >>9988906 Are those leeches?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:39:30 2018 No.9990752 >>9990713 >b-better eat something I dislike so I get all them good boy points heh, you do you faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:40:36 2018 No.9990756 >>9990704 he asked how wasteful it is and i answered it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:41:45 2018 No.9990761 >>9990756 meant for >>9990713

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:43:16 2018 No.9990772

>>9990752
>disliking crust which tastes exactly the same as the bread you're eating either because you're autistic or spoiled and regularly throw away food you don't finish because money grows on trees for you
What you only eat soft food can't handle anything crunchy or hard you little babby

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:46:58 2018 No.9990791 File: 353 KB, 425x412, 1515296616822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990711 >Barneyfag posts on /ck/

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:48:17 2018 No.9990797

>>9990772
you probably smoke 20 a day and have shitty thin curtains while blasting the heater 24/7 and you're whining about people throwing away 3 pence every time they eat a pizza. i bet you pay a 30 pence card charge every time you buy tins of special brew from your local offy 5 minutes before it closes at midnight as well.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:51:25 2018 No.9990813

>>9990772
>t. poorfag who somehow has enough time to feign indignation on a recreational website

keep going buddy you've almost figured it out. they don't like the crust and so they throw it away. it would only be a waste if they liked crust because most people have jobs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:53:13 2018 No.9990820 >>9990813 >>9990797 Please tell me you guys are just arguing for argument's sake and you don't actually cut your crusts off.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:56:13 2018 No.9990838 >>9990820 >cut your crusts off have you ever seen a person in real life? are you a feral child or a bubble boy? do you think people bring small scissors on a lanyard to a pizza party?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:56:29 2018 No.9990840 >>9989006 id get diabetes if i worked there id be eating out of that trash can full of reject cakes all day

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:56:57 2018 No.9990841 >>9990820 no you would have to be a faggot to toss the crust out, but caring when other people do so because muh wasted resources when we live in a land of milk and honey isn't particularly rational

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:00:48 2018 No.9990869 >>9989160 Should that kid helping not have washed his hands first?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:02:55 2018 No.9990880 >>9990838 >pizza party As if anyone needed more proof that 4chan was infested with underage. Also, only children cut crust off their bread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:04:12 2018 No.9990887 >>9990880 no one is 'cutting the crust off' their pizza k-pax.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:04:52 2018 No.9990892 File: 1.52 MB, 2048x1536, ck.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990880

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:07:24 2018 No.9990907 >>9990892 The speedrunning community is too accepting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:07:54 2018 No.9990909 >>9990841 >someone buys you pizza >eat up to the part near the crust >leave a shit ton of pizza and crust >throw it out >get another slice no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:09:05 2018 No.9990914 >>9989183 I fucking love this anime

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:12:18 2018 No.9990935 >>9989308 this shit tastes good, I'm not even vegan or anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:12:40 2018 No.9990939 >>9990909 people want the toppings not the bread if your friends have a feeder fetish and get on your dick if you fail to eat all their valuable gifts you need to find some real friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:12:48 2018 No.9990942 >>9989138 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9-7uLg-DZU

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:13:28 2018 No.9990946 File: 2.92 MB, 852x480, 1510871191548.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:15:08 2018 No.9990952

>>9990939
>people want the toppings not the bread
>people want the topping not the bread
>the toppings
>cutting off and throwing away what essentially makes the food you're eating the food you're eating

take some cheese, tomato sauce, and toppings of your choice and throw them in a fucking bowl then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:15:32 2018 No.9990955 >>9990600 Pure kino

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:16:13 2018 No.9990959 >>9989972 Chicago style cheeseburger?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:16:52 2018 No.9990964 >>9990791 Pretty sure it's multiple people at this point, to be completely honest with you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:16:52 2018 No.9990965 >>9990952 ohh you're just a retard, sorry I should have known

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:19:20 2018 No.9990973 >>9990946 no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:20:10 2018 No.9990979 File: 553 KB, 320x320, 1507610925722.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989183 Is Soma /ourguy/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:20:27 2018 No.9990981 >>9990965 I don't cut off pieces of food and throw it out sorry not sorry

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:21:04 2018 No.9990983 >>9990528 Was the chicken okay?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:24:23 2018 No.9990999 >>9990478 YOU'RE A GOOD CHILD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:27:34 2018 No.9991015 File: 42 KB, 550x550, Challah-Bread-Rolls.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >peels off the out layer of crust and eats the inside of the bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:28:24 2018 No.9991024 >>9990952 >>9990939 people want the toppings and the bread together. that is what pizza is. do you know what's not pizza? a mouthful of toppings, or a mouthful of bread. eat either and you are not eating pizza.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:28:31 2018 No.9991025 File: 2.56 MB, 800x450, plating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990999 that's a good get

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:28:31 2018 No.9991026 >>9991015 no you have to cut it off with a knife or scissors

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:30:22 2018 No.9991043 >>9989433 I don't think /f/ has a limit on webms either.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:31:01 2018 No.9991045
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>>9991015
yea i was thinking the same thing about burger buns after seeing this >>9990892

but i'd pick the salt crystals off the bun in your pic because i don't like chewing on sand.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:31:03 2018 No.9991047 File: 2.91 MB, 852x480, 1496932609666.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:32:41 2018 No.9991060
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>>9991024
>time and effort goes into perfecting the pizza crust to create the perfect pizza
>*throws out the crust*
might as well start petitioning not to make pizza crusts anymore since people won't eat it. why even make pizza, just make bread with cheese tomato sauce and toppings on it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:34:27 2018 No.9991068 >>9991060 >>9991060 do you want your thumb submerged in hot, molten tomato and cheese?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:34:50 2018 No.9991071 >>9991060 if you could bottle and sell butthurt you'd have quite a business on your hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:35:36 2018 No.9991077 >>9990018 that's a lot of fucking basil and no fucking oregano

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:36:11 2018 No.9991079 File: 64 KB, 625x469, 20160525-no-knead-bread-kenji-lopez-alt-625x469.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cuts off the crust and eats the inside of the bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:36:33 2018 No.9991082 File: 2.43 MB, 1052x592, bulking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:37:01 2018 No.9991088 >>9989879 I met someone once who would eat toasted bread with olive oil on it instead of butter. It gets even worse when you consider the type of bread that was toasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:37:13 2018 No.9991089 >>9991068 eat it with a fork then you pussy. fucking entitled fucks that don't understand why food is made the way it is.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:38:15 2018 No.9991094 File: 188 KB, 1296x864, bread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >wipes off the sesame seeds, shaves off the crust and throws it away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:38:50 2018 No.9991096 >>9990892 for some reason the blonde at the bottom right makes me think of a retarded Liquid Snake

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:40:15 2018 No.9991103 >>9991094 kindly stop needlessly adding to the image limit. thank you. eat some poppy seeds and you'll feel better.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:42:08 2018 No.9991114 >>9989160 this is the dumbest thing I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:43:33 2018 No.9991123 >>9990688 using autism to explain your autism of hating crust is pure autism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:43:46 2018 No.9991125 File: 265 KB, 1920x1080, pie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >peels off the crust, throws it away and eats the inside of the pie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:44:53 2018 No.9991131 >>9989865 why not use margarine? i'm sure it's equally awful

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:46:24 2018 No.9991137 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:46:41 2018 No.9991140 >>9991096 It's the jacket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:47:37 2018 No.9991146 >>9991137 dabs off oil and tosses it out no no no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:49:54 2018 No.9991156 File: 844 KB, 638x460, the ultimate twist.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9990892 look familiar?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:51:25 2018 No.9991164 >>9988839 At first I thought those were eggs and was horrified when the inside was black.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:51:52 2018 No.9991166 >>9991156 no I'm of stable mental health so I don't religiously follow people of unstable health like you do

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:52:49 2018 No.9991173 >>9990892 So what's the fastest run of these things trying to get dicked?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:55:11 2018 No.9991184 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1498786194864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:55:17 2018 No.9991185 File: 29 KB, 960x624, 1515647134095.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can anyone post the one of the guy making the really greasy meatball sub for the fat black lady?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:55:22 2018 No.9991187 >>9989513 Sweet on sweet on sweet. Nasty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:56:58 2018 No.9991193 >>9991185 you can

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:59:42 2018 No.9991207 [DELETED]

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>>9990892
>shit game list
>'acceptance' and 'tolerance' rampant af
>fun people banned from the event
>most people involved are actually disgusting inside and out
>chat is subs only
What could go wrong?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:59:43 2018 No.9991208 File: 17 KB, 480x325, tmg-article_default_mobile;jpeg_quality=20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >takes a spoon, scoops out the insides and throws the rest away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:01:58 2018 No.9991224 >>9991184 I thought the point of roasting chicken was to get a delicious crispy skin. That seems pointless and disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:03:53 2018 No.9991234 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I've gotta eat this the right way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:04:09 2018 No.9991235 File: 85 KB, 800x600, $_20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >peels off the crust and skin and throws it away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:04:14 2018 No.9991236 >>9990939 >people want the toppings not the bread Stick a lump of cheese in a jar of tomato sauce and fucking microwave it then, you animal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:05:16 2018 No.9991241 >>9991234 >it's just cheese, he just wants to eat the bread and sauce, not the toppings. why would you want to eat molten hot cheese when you can just throw it away

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:05:22 2018 No.9991243 >>9991224 You are correct sir. This isn't even roasting, it's steaming and boiling. There are ways to get a moist bird without being retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:05:34 2018 No.9991245 >>9991234 Not educational or entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:07:17 2018 No.9991254 >>9990114 when did anyone ever claim they were matured complicated dishes you fucking moron

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:07:29 2018 No.9991255 >>9991207 >af

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:08:30 2018 No.9991260 >>9991137 >the crust-cutter in his natural environment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:13:17 2018 No.9991284 File: 2.12 MB, 484x360, opens crust eats cheese and throws out crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:13:26 2018 No.9991285 File: 2.36 MB, 1280x720, food and cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991245 But it could not be more relevant to the thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:23:48 2018 No.9991323 >>9989096 now normally i would say, ya know, respect the dead. but the sausage used to be alive to and we cant play favorites.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:24:13 2018 No.9991328 >>9991284 >$10.99 for a large pizza with stuffed crust the 90's were a good time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:25:29 2018 No.9991337 File: 2.76 MB, 480x270, throws out food teehee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >cuts off chunk of the sandwich to make a stupid shape and throws it out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:26:29 2018 No.9991343 >>9989160 it's just a fucking fried cheese sandwich but with extra skin flakes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:26:41 2018 No.9991344 File: 2.75 MB, 480x270, cuts off 30% of sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >puts condiments on bread before throwing out the crust >throws out condiment/toppings too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:27:47 2018 No.9991350 >>9991337 Work on your editing, m8. That didn't need to be more than 20 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:28:12 2018 No.9991352 >>9991344 don't forget she peeled the cucumbers, the rich bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:29:00 2018 No.9991354 File: 2.96 MB, 852x480, 1512171409564.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:30:07 2018 No.9991359 >>9990892 claiming the qt on the bottom right also what's with baldie on the left?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:31:30 2018 No.9991366 >>9990575 Gentrifiers out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:31:43 2018 No.9991367 >>9991350 I was trying to do multiple cuts, didn't work for some reason

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:32:49 2018 No.9991376 File: 2.78 MB, 428x210, crust cutter cuts half smiles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >I won't stop until the crust is gone

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:32:56 2018 No.9991377 >>9990528 this is terrifying but looks really convenient

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:34:36 2018 No.9991384 >>9989386 I don't see what's wrong with cooking fish for 20 minutes at 425 degrees...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:35:46 2018 No.9991386 >>9991367 That's why you need to work on it, m8.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:35:52 2018 No.9991387 >>9991137 >cuts up the second slice >uses his hands anyway For what fucking purpose?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:36:19 2018 No.9991391 File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, 1516070951958.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:37:11 2018 No.9991396 >>9991344 but then the condiments cover 100% of the bread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:39:12 2018 No.9991402 >>9991391 this one always makes my mouth water despite the complete overindulgence. best time to stop would be right before the bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:43:51 2018 No.9991425 >>9989308 >40% B12 That's only if it's fortified. Yeast cannot produce B12, only bacteria can.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:54:34 2018 No.9991458 File: 2.94 MB, 500x280, buy food throw it out xd.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >buy food >throw it in the trash lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:54:47 2018 No.9991460 >>9988790 This: >>9988800 >>9989525 Plus the mashed potatoes look lumpy. >>9988828 This is some soccer mom’s potluck offering isn’t it? Just slice the apple, toss it with some lemon juice to reduce browning and have dips on the side.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:58:26 2018 No.9991470 File: 5 KB, 159x156, 1495947553014.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989462 >sautéed vegetables >mushrooms

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:59:27 2018 No.9991476 >>9988839 The beginning white things look like mochi with a sweetened black bean filling. Everything else I’ve no clue but very curious.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:00:23 2018 No.9991482 >>9988823 Becky stop!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:00:55 2018 No.9991485 File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, remove hot dogs throw crust away.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:01:05 2018 No.9991486 >>9991284 had this twice in my life, threw up both times

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:07:54 2018 No.9991516 >>9991470 In culinary terms a mushroom is a vegetable.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:09:40 2018 No.9991530 >>9991485 Keep going anon this is fucking spicy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:10:23 2018 No.9991536 >>9991516 In legal terms your mother is a prostitute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:10:29 2018 No.9991537 File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, throws away cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >throws away cake

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:11:05 2018 No.9991541

>>9988876
All these things are just novelty and to show off. It’s all pointless and I wonder if/when they would ever actually do it other than to make their video (or to practice for their video). I don’t even like corn dogs but you could just as easily make corn dog nuggets off the bites rather than going through the skewer process. I definitely see now why a classic corn dog topping is mustard because what else cuts through the fattiness, saltiness and sweetness?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:11:48 2018 No.9991543 >>9990999 >unchecked palindrome

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:12:12 2018 No.9991546 >>9991537 is this how stores get their cakes to be flat? I always wondered how theirs was flat and mine has a roof

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:12:13 2018 No.9991547 >>9991156 Is that the carbonaro effect?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:13:33 2018 No.9991555 >>9990892 >>9991156 I actually recognize the person with glasses/grey hair, they work at a particular store near me. pretty sure I recognize the convention center/hotel as well. weird.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:14:04 2018 No.9991558 >>9988906 What did he put in the beer? Fish and soju/vodka?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:14:36 2018 No.9991561 File: 2.84 MB, 720x404, 1464505423595.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991546 they just write off the loss on taxes, do not try it at home

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:15:03 2018 No.9991565 >>9988823 That's NJ transit isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:15:28 2018 No.9991568 File: 2.94 MB, 720x480, 1490229524728.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:16:37 2018 No.9991576 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1494171051814.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:18:47 2018 No.9991585 thread ruined by jack shitposting morons yet again

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:19:53 2018 No.9991589 >>9991458 >americans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:19:59 2018 No.9991590 File: 2.87 MB, 500x280, bye cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991546

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:22:34 2018 No.9991598 >>9991082 I've been wanting to find the end result to this for so long but the title gives me absolutely no clues.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:22:36 2018 No.9991599 File: 1.23 MB, 640x360, 1477877159421.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991585 Malcom in the middle cutting crust off his bread has to be a better webm than 90% of the stuff that gets posted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:23:40 2018 No.9991605 thx been looking for something that lasts longer than milk. bet almonds last a long time. got anything for butter, got any tips? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnEINZx12Us

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:25:43 2018 No.9991614 >>9989147 That looks decent in small quantities.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:26:33 2018 No.9991618 >>9989099 Im sure these are tasty, they look good honestly, but you can't just fucking call them vegan crab cakes because you put old bay in them this imitation bullshit has gone beyond the point of being out of hand

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:26:46 2018 No.9991619 >>9988930 >The Chad Chinaman

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:28:52 2018 No.9991630 File: 2.93 MB, 852x480, 1502655838454.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:29:32 2018 No.9991635 >>9991585 Walter*

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:31:40 2018 No.9991646 >>9991537 is that cake or cheese?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:33:10 2018 No.9991653 >>9991568 worth watching until the end. full keks! unrelated: >>>/wsg/2063428

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:33:58 2018 No.9991654 >>9991630 what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:34:19 2018 No.9991656 >>9988903 >Tons of butter >all these spices What is the point? You won’t taste the butter so what is the point of using so much of it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:34:55 2018 No.9991659 File: 2.98 MB, 400x224, eat pork and throw bun out.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991630 cake

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:35:42 2018 No.9991660 >>9990262 >American cheese slices and I stopped watching there...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:39:43 2018 No.9991675 >>9991546 Wrap a damp tea towel around the sides of your cake pan, it'll stop the edges cooking faster than the rest of it and help it rise evenly. Keep an eye on it the first time you try it though obviously, don't let the towel dry out and burn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:40:44 2018 No.9991679 >>9991675 How do you get it out without messing up the cake?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:42:51 2018 No.9991691 >>9989701 Wait you can melt cheese in beer just like that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:43:06 2018 No.9991693 File: 2.95 MB, 500x280, crust cutters peak form.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:43:51 2018 No.9991698 >>9988993 I suppose this helps explain why those vending machine sandwiches taste bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:44:02 2018 No.9991699 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1497871678332.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:45:31 2018 No.9991706 >>9991679 The cloth is on the outside of the tin, to clarify.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:46:18 2018 No.9991708 >>9990025 i hope that guy never goes back to prison and has a good life

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:48:04 2018 No.9991714 >>9989006 Where is this? I swear I’ve seen these things - if not tried them - at some point.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:50:14 2018 No.9991725 >>9989089 >>9989099 - legally if you packaged this up and sold it in stores you couldn’t call it MILK.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:51:09 2018 No.9991729 File: 2.88 MB, 500x280, DEEP DEEP Dish CUT Crust Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991530 >>9991699 >cuts your crust

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:55:41 2018 No.9991752 >>9989099 I don’t care if it looks like a damn crab cake. It’s not going to taste like one and vegan mayonnaise is DISGUSTING. Anything except real, normal mayo is not real mayo and doesn’t even taste anything close.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:57:17 2018 No.9991757 >>9991729 That was a fucking trip.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:58:40 2018 No.9991769 >>9989099 Also, this cutesy dumping-everything-in-from-the-side like it’s on some sort of pinwheel looks arrogant enough. I suspect I wouldn’t like the person making the videos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:02:43 2018 No.9991784 >>9991156 aw HELL naw

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:03:08 2018 No.9991785

>>9989160
This is a cute way to engage your kids in cooking. Also a cute way to add loads of sodium to your sandwich. Looks very interracial even though at the end he doesn’t look that dark. I can’t figure out if the white hands are a mom or just an older kid. They look like it could be the babysitter’s hands or something. “hey, want to help me make a video?”

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:04:22 2018 No.9991790 >>9990402 I eat and like crust on sandwiches, but with pizza it's just excess flavorless carbs. I usually eat the crust on my first slice and not after that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:05:35 2018 No.9991797 >>9990642 I thought these were baby chicks and were on a conveyor belt to get grinded up alive or something.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:05:44 2018 No.9991799 >>9989183 What is this anime? I now want to try this recipe.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:07:06 2018 No.9991805 File: 2.99 MB, 470x264, cuts spaghetti crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991757 >makes no crust >>9991790 stop eating pizza. if the crust is flavorless then the dough is flavorless then you're eating bad pizza.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:07:41 2018 No.9991808 >>9990680 After working in a deli, I like his deli video more. But this one is more fun to watch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:07:45 2018 No.9991810 >>9989217 >a child has to be corrected >black hands >subtle propaganda >seeing race-driven negative political propaganda from a child helping cook Fuck off.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:08:13 2018 No.9991812 >>9991799 Shokugeki no Souma >>9989183 >anime is retarded part 1 post the other parts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:09:06 2018 No.9991817 >>9991799 Food Wars. It has some good recipes but also holds retarded preconceptions about western cooking. >In the west, they call this seasoning.. THYME >AHH WAGATA KAKKOII TAIMU

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:09:54 2018 No.9991819 >>9989238 It may look pretty but I wonder if half the stuff these people make cooking videos for actually tastes any good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:10:13 2018 No.9991824 File: 515 KB, 691x758, 1111.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991799 shokugeki no soma that's from the first episode remember it's a cooking manga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:11:09 2018 No.9991828 >>9991352 You dont have to peel cucumbers? I thought there were parts not meant to be eaten, like banana peels?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:11:46 2018 No.9991832 >>9989247 Did someone even try this shit? That doesn’t even make sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:13:37 2018 No.9991838 File: 41 KB, 299x343, 4020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991376 >cuts the sandwich right on the kitchen counter is this what being triggered feels like?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:16:41 2018 No.9991848 >>9989138 Guys, the crabbies are asleep when process starts. Don't worry, ripping their heads off sure wakes them up quick and in a hurry though.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:16:55 2018 No.9991850

>>9989308
I can actually attest to at least the general taste of nutritional yeast. My boyfriend’s mom made mashed potatoes with soy milk and nutritional yeast and they didn’t taste flat at all, they were on par with standard milk-and-butter mashed potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:18:18 2018 No.9991855 File: 2.98 MB, 450x252, cuts macaroni crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991838 >cutting crusts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:18:25 2018 No.9991857 >>9989338 >No mayonnaise-like consistency here!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:19:27 2018 No.9991861 >>9989344 Agreed. It’d be like calling it taint or something.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:21:11 2018 No.9991872
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>>9991855
>cuts the crust off twice
im disgusted by the concept of whatever macaroni pizza bullshit they were making but the fact they cut the crusts off twice is triggering me so hard right now

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:22:12 2018 No.9991876 >>9989247 Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:22:17 2018 No.9991877 >>9989357 Is that steak medium, or medium rare? They initially cut into it and it looks medium but later suddenly it’s a bright red and looks medium rare.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:23:11 2018 No.9991881 File: 2.82 MB, 450x252, throws out chicken crust.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >throws out chicken crust

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:24:22 2018 No.9991885 >>9989147 lol this is a hat trick of a retarded tasty-style sped up food vid. a) completely unhealthy nonsense b) rolled up c) dat cheeeeez money shot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:25:27 2018 No.9991889 >>9991885 it's cheese mash potater pizza idk what u expected

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:25:46 2018 No.9991892

>>9989363
>>9989365
Stop at the Mac and cheese part and add at least 50% more pasta. As it is, even without the additional cheese and pepperoni, it would be like biting into a pan of cheese. A few bites would be tasty but after that it would be overwhelming.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:25:52 2018 No.9991893 >>9990979 fuck yeah he is

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:32:01 2018 No.9991919 >>9989462 >crispy skin salmon >pours butter all over it so it won’t be as crispy anymore

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:32:10 2018 No.9991922 File: 2.90 MB, 500x280, gordan ramZ cuts crusts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >here comes the crust cutter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:32:52 2018 No.9991925 >>9990946 mmm, i love when white man cook egg for 100 min

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:35:24 2018 No.9991936 >>9991654 It's dead you dumb nigger. Calm down.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:35:33 2018 No.9991938

>>9991892
yeah, i'm not that rich so i'll probably get fresh mozzorella instead of the grated stuff they use. i'll also skip on the pepperoni and other meat they put in the beginning since i dont want that
i just really love cheese, especially macaroni and cheese. i always wanted to make it myself instead of using packets

thanks anon!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:37:37 2018 No.9991946 >>9991936 t. defender of the savage chinks

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:37:39 2018 No.9991947 >>9989720 When he takes the bones out it looks sexual.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:40:18 2018 No.9991959 File: 28 KB, 602x359, 1485969083123.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9991925 thats how you make the best eggs you pleb

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:40:44 2018 No.9991960 >>9989742 Thank you for this. I’m not the person who asked but I have wondered and when I read about it, it sounded complicated and time consuming. I didn’t know this program existed.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:41:29 2018 No.9991965
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>>9991946
That isn't from China and the eel doesn't have a head. You dumb shit. It's dead and its body is having muscle spasms post-mortem. Fish tend to move around a lot after dying.

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:43:25 2018 No.9991974
File: 74 KB, 500x232, made in hong kong.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>9991714
hong kong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFdrf5Cl9Qc (longer version)

but viennetta isn't exclusive to one region and yo've most likely seen it in the freezer at your local supermarket.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:49:25 2018 No.9991988 >>9989769 Does the beer even come through in the pretzels? It didn’t even look like that much was used.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:52:22 2018 No.9991993 >>9991805 It's relatively flavorless compared to the rest of the pizza. Enjoy your autism I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:53:20 2018 No.9991996 >>9991993 >tasting like bread is not a flavour stop eating pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:55:36 2018 No.9992005 >>9991996 I do stop eating when I get to the crust :^)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:56:46 2018 No.9992010 >>9992005 >throwing out food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:57:07 2018 No.9992011 >>9991996 Tonight I'll order a pizza and discard the crusts, just for you anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:59:28 2018 No.9992018 >>9992011 >i can't finish eating my food because i'm autistic

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 01:59:38 2018 No.9992019

>>9989865
Interesting how they put full focus on the text and never refocus the camera on the actual stuff while talking about how it melts like butter and spreads like butter (and supposedly also tastes like it). It also looks like a lot of ingredients for a tiny ramekin of crap.

“I’m vegan I only eat food that’s organic and natural in my plant-based diet.”

>uses 10 ingredients to make something that would normally take only 1-2

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:04:36 2018 No.9992042 File: 2.55 MB, 640x360, faggot1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:11:53 2018 No.9992060 >>9990179 Why on earth would you want chicken salad cooked inside soy-sauce rice (which would be outrageously salty with that much soy sauce in it)?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:12:29 2018 No.9992063 >>9992042 looks at camera and emotes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:19:22 2018 No.9992081 >>9988993 >>9989006 >>9989022 >>9989075 Does anyone else find that watching industrial food-making machines is sort of soothing?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 02:20:59 2018 No.9992085 File: 1.73 MB, 1280x720, 1496438355464.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:14:33 2018 No.9992263 >>9990025 Did he really just get out of prison? Or is he just a fat bitch?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 03:48:53 2018 No.9992348 File: 2.42 MB, 640x362, ninja assasin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's relevant because some people eat cats. Also, page 7 and sinking fast.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:55:41 2018 No.9992552 >>9992263 It was staged for youtube.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:58:05 2018 No.9992559 >>9988845 I bet the jews did this.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 05:32:56 2018 No.9992664 >>9992348 >It's relevant because some people eat cats. I don't mind eating a bit of pussy every now and then if you get what i mean ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 05:39:05 2018 No.9992686 File: 994 KB, 343x239, 1512651225443.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9989720 >mfw they take out the bones

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 05:40:02 2018 No.9992689 >>9989099 Why not just call them veggie burgers? Why?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 05:43:16 2018 No.9992693 >>9989217 M8. That's a Mediterranean complexion. Guido kid, not a niglet.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 05:55:03 2018 No.9992738 >>9991131 Because they want to be faggots and proselytise their oh-so-superior lifestyle.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 06:21:59 2018 No.9992820 >>9991164 Sesame dumplings and such are delicious. It's kind of like a candy paste I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:36:08 2018 No.9993009 >>9990745 They're octopus tentacles

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