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A food which is indisputably the best cure for a hangover

>> No.9981501

>>9981491
fresh coffee, hot shower, 8 slices of toast dipped in your grease pail, 20 oz vanilla coke. in that order.

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What is Alex Trebek's cum?

>> No.9981511
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>>9981491
Got you bro
Pic relared and the XXX Vitamin Water

>> No.9981519

>>9981511
Is that tripe? I had that at Yum cha once (no spicy broth though) and it was terrible.
Chicken feet were surprisingly good though.

>> No.9981521

>>9981491
sausage egg and cheese with s&p and hot sauce on a roll from a bodega, with a huge fucking coffee with one sugar and h&h

>> No.9981522

>>9981491
Anything greasy.

If you want a hangover stopped in its tracks, get gatorade and then get whatever fast food breakfast suits you so long as it's going to re-up you on sodium right quick.

I'm a big alka seltzer believer too. It has a pain reliever, the fizz helps your stomach, and you're getting water in.

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>>9981491
Chilaquiles my dude

>> No.9981531

>>9981491
I'm hungover as fuck and can't decide what I want out of:

Ribs and wings
Burger with the lot, potato cakes and chips
Pizza
Chinese
Chicken Parmagiana

Every one of these things sounds fucking awesome right now but can't decide

>> No.9981543

OH my, bitch
That shit E-Z
Hung-over breakfast?
B and G

>> No.9981544

>>9981531
Chinese. Make sure to try to get as many food groups in your order as possible.

>> No.9981563

>>9981491
What is the Full English with sweet builders tea.

>> No.9981571

>>9981491
jerking off and more beer

>> No.9981572

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMAuk4j_Lfw

>> No.9981583

>>9981571
>jerking off
Fapping is so fucking good hungover.

>> No.9981587

>>9981572
kek

>> No.9981634

>>9981571
>>9981583
>this
>then shower and more beer

>> No.9981636

>>9981583
especially when i'm real real hungover, like borderline medical withdrawal-level and it takes forty five minutes to even get hard
it's great

>> No.9981644
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Coke and Flintstone vitamins

>> No.9981650

>>9981644
flintstone strong....and growing!
yeah coke is the best when hungover

>> No.9981653

>>9981644
>>9981650
Coca Cola or Cocaine?

>> No.9981661

when i think of hangover i think of that guy whose brain is compresses into 10% of his skull (previously thought to be missing 90% of his brain) due to build up of liquid in his skull and the cure for a hangover is sticking a sharp chopstick into your ear to burst that hangover bubble.
obviously i'm not suggesting that you do that but it might help to drink responsibly in the future.

glad i can help. ;)
(you're welcome)

>> No.9981663

>>9981644

CORNER OF MY EYE

>> No.9981706

Drink a gatorde and a bottle of water and take a vicodin before going to sleep

>> No.9981709

>>9981661
don't you have church tomorrow
go to bed already

>> No.9981868

>>9981653
yes

>> No.9981879

For me, it's McDonald's signature sausage McMuffin

>> No.9981908

coca cola and your favorite greasy breakfast food

>> No.9981987

Fried eggs served with well done toast, black coffee or tea, and an alka-seltzer. Down the alka-seltzer first for quick relief. Take a hot shower after you finish eating.

>> No.9981988

>>9981491
marijuana and a toasted sammich

>> No.9982056

Huevos rancheros

>> No.9982082

>>9981491

Mug vodka and a glass of bubbly water (not mixed), clonazepam.

>> No.9982093

>>9981521
>bodega
fuck off spic

>> No.9982117

a california burrito and a gatorade.

>> No.9982147

>>9981583
>>9981634
>>9981636
I am absolutely sexually insatiable when I'm hungover as hell. When I have no plans on a hangover day, I'll easily jerk it 8+ times like it's nothing. It's out of control... been like this since I can remember but I really haven't talked with many people who have the same experience. Most people can't fathom sex or jerking off when they feel like shit. I've read a few articles on it and the main hypothesis is that it's the body's way of helping your mind concentrate on not feeling like absolute shit and strive for orgasm to feel better, even if temporarily. There are some more detailed chemical and hormonal arguments as well, but there doesn't seem to be a definitive answer as to why some people get ridiculously horny after a long night out.

Either way, glad to see I'm not the only one.

Also, for hangover food... 3 egg omelette with ham, cheese, spinach. 2 pieces of toast with butter. Gatorade or Pedialyte (or the equivalent). Finish off with a glass of water w/ Alka Seltzer.

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>>9981491
Weed, aspirin and an hour nap
Chicken box when I'm feeling like I can stomach something

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A hot ass mothercucking bowl of noodles or some sausage and pancakes.
That 's if you're a normal persona and wake up when the sun wakes up.
If you're like the real niggas, yo udon't get hangovers. You get headaches that no amount of jacking off and loud music can't fix.

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high sodium canned soup to get electrolytes up
coffee
something sweet to get blood sugar up

>> No.9982389

>>9982344
This guy knows. Basically any broth made from meat and coffee. Greasy fast food as someone suggested is fine as long as you can stomach it. When hungover is bad you can't process anything that's not slowly sipped liquid.
Shower helps as well.

>> No.9982996

>>9981491
kombucha.. if you don't like that then a few slices of pizza

>> No.9984633

>>9981491
I am a former alcoholic and have mastered the hang over. I still do drink but rarely.
Get a prescription for omeprazole and have it before you begin your night. Also take a vitamin B12.
No caffeine (only dehydrates you and makes you "feel good" for a short period of time).
I find alkaline water to help because of electrolytes but probiotic drinks are teh best because they help an upset stomach.
Food wise, eat healthy. Your stomach is already inflamed from alcohol. Shoving down shit fast food wont actually make you get over the hangover faster.

>> No.9984800
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9984800

Pho

>> No.9984805

>>9981491
the greasy-ass eggs and hashbrowns my college dining hall served, covered in a healthy dose of sriracha, with a big glass of water

>> No.9984807

gatorade and chips

>> No.9984809
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>>9984800

second

>> No.9984894

>>9981491
grand slam or grand slam equivalent from a small greasy diner. did a lot of drugs the last week and eaten greasy diner breakfast food at least five or six times.

>> No.9984900

>>9984809
>>9984800
You gotta go back fellas

>> No.9984901

>>9982093
you have to go back

>> No.9984906

>>9984900
no you first

>> No.9984940
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Wash this down with a big mug of Tea and a glass of orange juice, and not only will you obliterate any hangover, but also have the most satisfiying bowel movement of your life at around 5pm, just before teatime. God Save the Queen.

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>>9984633
>former alcoholic
>still drink

>> No.9984971

>>9984940
does the queen eat this for breakfast every day

>> No.9985004

>>9984971

No, but she is probably drunk most of the day, honestly.

>Dubonnet fortified wine with added gin pre-lunch
>glass of wine at lunch
>dry gin martini just afterwards
>glass of Champagne before bed

That's a lot for a 91 year old.

>> No.9985003

Just don't get hammered when you drink. You can keep a buzz, but drink a lot of water throughout the night. Sleep off any hangover you might have.

There is no such thing as a hangover cure. The only thing from what I understand is more alcohol, since a hangover is basically an alcohol withdrawal. There is a lot of pseudoscience about this, but I subjectively don't really feel 100% until I have a drink the next night.

>> No.9985036

You want something low fat if you're hungover. Give your liver a break.

>> No.9985047

>>9981501
Jesus christ how fat are you? Let me guess, you are american?

>> No.9985171

Oh God I found eating Pho at the end of the night before you go to bed if you can, the best I've felt the next day seriously.
Also jerking off yeah

>>9984800
Yesssss

>> No.9985215

>>9982996
Kombucha is supposed to make you burp and settle a stomach yeah?
Every time I drink it, usually hungover it just boats my stomach and isn't even a satisfying burp when it eventually comes, if it does
Idk man, I don't know if I believe the hype

>> No.9985287

>>9984800

I gotta be drunk to eat that shit in the first place, and none of the handful of viet places near me even serve alcohol. No way I could get down even a "small" bowl hungover. Not saying I don't like it, it's just always overfilling and hard on the stomach.

>> No.9986826

>>9984971
Yes.

>> No.9986872

eggs benedict and mimosas
also cocaine

>> No.9986894

Everything bagel with chive cream cheese or butter
XXX vitamin water or orange juice
Used to cure me every time.

>> No.9987346

>>9985287
How is pho hard on the stomach? It's broth and rice noodles

>> No.9987363

I think he means it's too filling

>> No.9987400

Rice noodles are hardly filling he's just a queer

>> No.9987433

>>9984800
this

>> No.9987435

>>9981491
Burritos from your drive-thru of choice

>> No.9987440

eggs and some form of pig meat

>> No.9987441

>>9981491
.44

>> No.9987456

Pickle juice, and pickles.

I can't stomach anything else hungover.

>> No.9988044

A hit dog, tylenol, and gatorade. Blue works best

>> No.9988045
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>>9981491
McDonald's, Gatorade, and weed

>> No.9988059

>>9987456
This, or alternatively anchovy stuffed olives. Honestly anything that is preserved in brine did it for me when I used to get hungover. Unfortunately, I'm on a medication that doesn't allow me to drink anymore. Waking up with a clear head is strange.

>> No.9988119

>>9981503
why did she bet 11000 when she didnt know the answer?

>> No.9988134
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3 bloody marys in an ancient local bar at 6am

>> No.9988140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkdYC8L4Fn0

>> No.9988156

Tim hortons french vanilla, 2 eggs with seasoning salt and tabasco

>> No.9988160

>>9982147
Yeah seriously I'm like 10 times that day if I'm hungover after a couple day bender.

>> No.9988414

>hungover on a Monday

>> No.9988426

>>9988160
Wanna hang out? I'm hungover now and have already came 4 times today.

>> No.9988437

>>9981491
How to even eat anything when having a bad hangover? I always puke if I try to get anything down

>> No.9988490

>>9988414
fuck u butthed

>> No.9988506

>>9981519
Menudo. Tripe is pretty flavorless and will be fucked up if the sauce it's cooked in was shit.
Menudo has tripe as a main ingredient, and the broth is divine so it works out well. Get some at your local authentic Mexican restaurant in the weekends and you will be impressed.
Also, be sure to get the version with no hominy. Hominy is for faggot plebs

>> No.9988514

>>9988414
>shitposting on 4chan on a Monday morning

>> No.9988692
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>>9981522
>>9981987
>>9982147
Plop plop fizz fizz

>> No.9989376

>>9987456
Haha this.
Same, even if I thow them up if it's that bad it still doesn't really ruin them for me

>> No.9989404

>>9988119
Why did you make this post when you clearly don't know what you're talking about? They make their bets before they hear the question.

>> No.9989422

>>9981491
I used to be able to drink like a fish all night and never had a hang over. But now that I am 30 y/o my body is getting weaker.

To dea with hangovers, I need to pace myself during the drinking night. The best thing to do is to just drink a lot of water before to sleep (if I havent blacked out). Then the next day I need some of these >>9988692, plus a gatorade during the morning.

Finally, I like eating scrambled eggs with sausages and a lot of hot sauce of chili peppers.

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>drinking the liquid jew

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>>9981491
Pho, it's not debatable

Drinking pickle brine also helps

>> No.9989458

>>9981531
Get greasy pork fried rice

>> No.9989474
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>>9981531
You're not hungover; your blood-sugar is low from the liquor. You might want to eat and get some water before the hangover takes its toll and you want to puke everything.

>> No.9989475

Benzodiazipine pills, cannabis infused edibles, gatorade. Everything else is a meme, and if you can even hold food down without puking it back up you're not truly hungover. Yall either underage or need to fuck back off to /b/

>> No.9989491

What is alcohol?

>> No.9989507

>>9981571
>>9982082
>>9984633
>>9988134
this

>> No.9989514

>>9988514
I'm only on here to do research for an acting role. I'm playing a fat alcoholic loser NEET in a movie so I need to study your habits

>> No.9989515

>>9987456
Seconding this. Dill pickles contain more potassium than bananas, all that salt too. Couple some pickles and pickle juice with water and a Tylenol and you're gucci.

>> No.9990599

>>9981491
Chicken noodle soup and saltines helps.

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>> No.9990729

>>9988134
Note that if your bloody mary isn't sold by default with a side of a small beer, the establishment is doing it wrong

>> No.9990767

>>9990729
Why would a bloody mary be paired with a beer if it's already got vodka in it? Literally nowhere does this, in fact many places may serve bloodies or mimosas before noon but won't serve beer or cocktails until after noon.

>> No.9990786

>>9981501
>>9985047

DOOOOO AMMMIERICINANANANANANANANANANNAANNASNNSNSNSSS RR R R R R R R RR REA REA REA RREEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEE REE RREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEALLYYY DO THIS?!?@?!?!??!?!?

>> No.9990792

>>9990767
places that take their bloody marys seriously all do it
As to why? No one knows

>> No.9990824

>>9990700
Good for a hangover?! Pho-get about it!
hahahahaaaaaaaaa

>> No.9990830

>>9981491
waterglass of vodka

>> No.9990847

>>9990767
Alcohol laws in my state say that you can only have one drink at a time.
The only way to get served 2 drinks at a time is if you're buying one for someone else.

>> No.9990853

>>9981491
Breakfast sandwich with egg, cheese, spinach and tomato, alongside a cup of freshly squeezed grapefruit juice

>> No.9990916

>>9981491
Drink lots and lots of water and pop 2 Tylenol before you go to bed.

Then another beer or two in the morning/after a greasy breakfast.

Not guaranteed, but pretty effective.

>> No.9990929

>>9982147
Yea, why is that? Why am I horny as fuck when hungover?

Even if I have trouble fucking my girl the night before, I'll destroy her the second I wake up.

>> No.9990984

>>9981524
Went to sanborns last year to try it out

Lemme say true hot trash
Im not going back

>> No.9991011

>>9990824
That's tonkotsu ramen, dumbass.

>> No.9991012
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More alcohol
¡¡Nigga!!

>> No.9991073

>>9990929
>my girl

You mean the 40 yo tranny you email on Craigslist.

>> No.9991080

Pickle spear, English muffin with peanut butter, water, coffee

>> No.9991139

>>9981491
cocaine

>> No.9991148

>>9989404
This is not true.

>> No.9991318

I just drink straight liquor and make sure I drink plenty of water before I pass out so I don’t really get hung over but I always take a shot or two when I get up and then go work out, feels great afterwards

>> No.9991462

>>9981491
Something like a BLT or a greasy hamburger. Also a shit ton of water.

>> No.9991467

>>9981491
Water.

>> No.9992432

>>9981987
>Fried eggs served with well done toast, black coffee or tea

That sounds fucking awful for a hangover

>> No.9992456

Pickle juice and a banana
or Ramen noodles
or 3 potato bacon egg and cheese tacos with a little tapatio or cholula

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>>9991012

>> No.9992508
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Posole
Yummy fatty amazing with some chips
A shit ton of water
Weed and naps

>> No.9992538
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>>9981491
Torta ahogada
great for hangovers
Even confirmed when a guy came in asking for one bien ahogada
He sure didnt have any complaints about being hungover that i could tell

>> No.9993744

>>9982170
I miss chicken E :'(
They don't have them here in Denver

>> No.9993748

>>9981491
HAIR OF THE DOG

>> No.9993755

>>9991148
Yes it is you fucking retarded idiot.

>> No.9993904
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>>9981491
Irn Bru and a greasy breakfast.

>> No.9993989

>>9993904
nice aspartame drink you got there

>> No.9994003

BF cock

>> No.9994036

>getting hungover
lol fucking frat boy alcoholics

>> No.9994258

How have you retards still not figured out that the only cure to a hangover is time and water. THAT'S IT! Everything else is all placebo bullshit.

>> No.9995393

>>9994258
wrong, stuff with electrolytes helps if you're dehydrated and sore, some other things help to settle the stomach and other things help against a headache.

also, more booze also helps. not as much as the day before of course, but a few to take the edge off.

>> No.9995395

>>9981491
what is a cheeseburger topped with a fried egg and a large coke?

>> No.9995420

>>9981491
Being a massive alcoholic. I haven't had a hangover in years.

>> No.9995425

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q56r1t-FNb8

Whatever Floyd's having, of course in heaven you don't get hangovers

>> No.9995465

>>9994258
You're right but no one listens

They think that eating foods in the following morning is treatment when they should be consuming nutrition anyway

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>> No.9995527

>>9995395
Don't forget onion rings and french fries. Those can be dipped in sauces so that if it's a bad hangover and you puke not much is lost and there's more to down. Try try again and stuff. Then wash it down with some sips of coke.

>> No.9995533

>>9995465
Multiple answers for multiple people, there's no single answer that works for every situation.

>> No.9995562

A pill or two of Dramamine can help. It can settle things going on in one's head.

>> No.9995571

>>9995465
Sleep, gatorade and saltines. I say this from experience and trust what I know v your assertions based on nothing but some ophera channel conjecture.

>> No.9995577

French toast, a big-ass pot of coffee and a painkiller hasn't failed me yet

>> No.9995578

Cold fresh air too. That's always good.

>> No.9995584

>>9981583
last time i did that i got an absolutely blasting headache

>> No.9995596

>>9995584
Agreed, jacking it can make stuff worse. It's drains those precious fluids.

>> No.9995598

>>9995577
Dubs don't lie, try dramamine.

>> No.9995603

>>9981491
Pho

>> No.9995607

>>9989439
are there people that take that picture seriously?

>> No.9995614

>>9995603
The problem with that is that one has to get out of bed to go get it and sit around in some annoying restaurant. This is just as good and I can make it myself. That nong shim stuff is great.

>> No.9995618

>>9995607
Yeah, clinton supporters, they're stupider than you want to know.

>> No.9995624

>>9981524
you need 2-8 cups of coffee to entice yourself into leaving the house and getting these or making them.

>> No.9995627

ribs and wine for sure.

you're going to look like an idiot anyways so might as well dive into those ribs while looking moderately classy

>> No.9995629

>>9995624
Coffee is nasty to me. The smell of it makes my stomach churn and makes me want to take a shit.

>> No.9995640

>>9995627
Who the fuck has decent ribs early in the morning when one has a hangover?

>> No.9995766

>all these normies who consider leaving their house instead of being crippled by post-binge anxiety

>> No.9995828

My alcoholic father used to make this every morning after a big binge, can confirm it works.

>Two pieces of toast
>Spread of mayonnaise
>Chopped boiled egg
>Salt, pepper

With coffee. wa la

>> No.9995846

>>9981491
I will swear by an indian buffet for hangovers. You got your grease, you got your spice, you got some vitamins and whatnot from the chickpeas and spinach, you have some curry goat or butter chicken, and you sop it all up with some naan. No rice, rice is for quitters. Your only real carb should be like 6 slices of extra-buttery naan. Throw in a big glass of lahsi and some kheer for dessert, then you go home and have a big spicy sweaty shit and a shower, and you emerge whole and new, purged of all your evils.

>> No.9995866
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Absolutely disgusting for any other use.

>> No.9995948

>>9990929
Hmm IIRC processing booze takes testosterone. Perhaps once your body has ramped up T to get rid of the alcohol you're left with extra

>> No.9996343

>>9992538
What’s with the retarded tourist meme basket? Like serving food in a molcajete. Next serve eggs with a live chicken sitting on top.

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I drink a strong coffee
Go for a swim at the beach
Go to a pub and order a chicken parmigiana and a beer

In that order

>> No.9996834

>>9996355
Isn't a pot a baby-sized beer?

>> No.9996855

>>9981491
Water and chestnuts

>>9981644
It's somewhat amazing how I can recognize this is MC Ride from a vague outline of a stick figure on a red background

>> No.9996897

>>9981491
A Mexican Coke and KFC.

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>> No.9996923

>>9984800
>"of course I'm a virgin anon"

>> No.9996964

>Something to get your electrolytes up
>Caffeine but only a gentle amount
>Something sweet
>Something spicy to clear out your nose/sinuses (plus endorphins from the spice)
>Bonus: Somewhere to take a peaceful after-grog bog
>Bonus: Go back in time and make sure you're snacking throughout the night, it helps a LOT

I usually have a Berocca rip-off, a packet of spicy noodles (shin ramune is good) and a strong cup of tea with sugar.

I still feel like shit though, I'm 24 and I honestly don't know how people can do more than lurk around the house after a long night of boozing unless they're sub-20.

>> No.9997039
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eggs woodhouse

>> No.9997042

Two eggs, texas toast, 8oz redbull. Sardines on toast optional.
I'm an alcoholic of 12 years and it has worked for me every time, without fail. Unless I'm so hungover I puke.

>> No.9997052

>>9996964
try
>>9997042

Everybody I know that still feels like dogshit after a hangover that tries this tells me it works like a miracle. I'm fairly well convinced its because of the caffeine + high levels of B6 and B12 in the eggs/redbull, with the toast to just pad your stomach. The exact science is still out on what causes hangovers but processing alcohol sucks a lot of B6/B12 out of you which is used in your nerves to control muscles and senses, and the caffeine/sugar in the redbull get your going just long enough for your system to absorb some back in.

>> No.9998162

>>9997042
>>9997052
how can you be an alcoholic and voluntarily consume caffeine? the regular shakes and racing heart are bad enough.

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>>9989422
>hot sauce of chili peppers
is there any other kind?

>> No.9998183

>>9997039
Fuck off Youtube cancer.

>> No.9998525

I wouldn't know, I've never been hungover :^)

I've never blacked out either. Get your shit together fellas.

>> No.9998537

>>9990847
holy shit are you being serious?

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>>9997039

>> No.9999011

I (roughly) slice up a bunch of bacon, toss it in a pan and let it fry a little then add diced onion and potato to fry in the bacon fat. Once the potatoes are soft, I dump in 3 beaten eggs, seasoned, and stir until the eggs are cooked

>> No.9999054

hangovers are the result of constriction of blood vessels. get a tank of pure oxygen and huff that shit

>> No.9999088

>>9981636
this actually made me laugh

>> No.9999483

I can't eat anything when I'm really hungover. So I'll just sip on water and ginger ale all day and not eat.

Then I'll have some crackers before bed and wake up feeling good.

>> No.9999545

has anybody had experience with activated charcoal pills?

>> No.9999578

>>9981491
Bread, simple as it sounds, bread absorbs alcohol in stomach fags

>> No.9999592

>>9981491
pickled herring

>> No.9999614

>>9985047
shut the fuck up, retard

>> No.9999623

>>9981491
Jerk off(this is important), take a shower, leftover Chinese food

>> No.9999714

>>9981491
A half gallon of water BEFORE you pass out.

>> No.9999720

>>9999578
If you have a hangover, the alcohol is no longer in your stomach, dumbass

>> No.10001388

>>9996834
I think it's 220ml.

>> No.10001402

>>9981491
>>1000000

>> No.10001407

>>10000000
>>9999999

>> No.10003365

>>9981524
good, bur sanborns is bad

>> No.10003458

>>9981491
Drinking water the night before. Most of what you feel is dehydration, so fixing that before you get plastered should help.

If not, a hot toddy.

>> No.10003548

>>9990847
What state?

>> No.10004527

>>10003548
inebriated

>> No.10004941
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This triggers gays and women.

>> No.10005014
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>>10004941

>> No.10005028

>>9981501
>vanilla coke
obese burger detected

>> No.10005040

>>9989474
> the 1 liter coke bottle
Yep looks about right.

>> No.10005103

>>9982234
my man

>> No.10005305

>>9996920
Literally just has this for lunch while hungover. Didn't help much but it's still tasty.

>> No.10005313

penis

>> No.10005348

The indisputable cure for a hangover is a two shots as soon as you wake up and a large glass of water. You will feel good as new in 2 minutes or so, and will have the energy to eat whatever you want. All these “hangover food” are fads. Any food should help. And of course, don’t continue drinking after you take the hair of the dog.

>> No.10005362

>>10005348
Calling things fads is a fad.

>> No.10005393

>>10005348
>calls hangover foods fads
>believes in hair of the dog myth

Maybe hangover cures are placebos. Whatever you believe works "works"

>> No.10005414

does anyone else get extremely horny the morning of a hangover? i don't even mind being hungover. it dumbs me down so i'm not such an anxious person and i can live in the moment a lot easier.

>> No.10005423

>>10005414
Alcohol suppresses your testosterone. When you wake up the next day, the hormones come flooding back. After a two or three day binge, I need at least three or four orgasms before I'm back to normal.

>> No.10005800

>>10005393
>hair of the dog
>myth

do you even alcohol?

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>>9981636

>> No.10005872

>>9984940
I could destroy that, desu. I’m not even fat.

>> No.10005879

>>9984940
Ugh you Amerifats are disgusting
>America did a thing

>> No.10005880

>>9981491
Lots of water and then brunch with friends.

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>>9981491
This is not a goddamn joke.

Doublecheese burger from mcdonalds
Schweppes ginger ale
Blue Gatorade
Ice cold coca cola
Cocaine
Water
Beef Bullion cube mixed in a glass of water
Beer
Cheese pizza from the cheapest pizza joint you can find

If none of these work then you are fucked sorry anon go back to sleep.

>> No.10007034

There is no cure for a hangover. The only thing you can do is wait to get sober, you fucking alcoholics.

>> No.10007095

>>10005879
Shut the fuck up, retard. You legitimately need to get off this website and regain some perspective. If that was a joke, you need to find someone that can help you re-learn a sense of humor. If it wasn't, you need to recondition yourself away from whatever perverse Pavlovian instinct compels you to respond to every presentation of a large amount of food with "BYUH MERRRKUUR REEEEEEEEE"

>> No.10007162

> wake up
> have a fat weed
> drink a shit ton of water
> go back to nap
> wake up around 11am
> shower
> coffee/sip
> go to local pub
> order a beer wings or a big ass cheese burger
> smoke weed
> video games and water all day

>> No.10007167

>>10007162
DUDE WEED

>> No.10007196

>>10007167
L M A O
M
A
O

>> No.10007204

>>10007167
>>10007196
t. never smoked weed because your momma told you not to

>> No.10007252

>>10007204
And their J. Sessions styled evangelical parents showed them a VCR of "Reefer Madness" when they were being homeschooled, lol.

>> No.10008173

>>10007034
Basically this, but a couple Advil and some food helps.

Bonus if you can sleep it off

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>>9981491
Gotta be pizza.

Guess where this pizza is from, bros. It's from a chain that I believe is more or less nationwide

>> No.10008266

>>10008213
domino's? marco's? idk

>> No.10008301

>>9981501
>fresh coffee, hot shower, 8 slices of toast dipped in your grease pail, 20 oz vanilla coke. in that order.
god what is this from it's killing me

>> No.10008322

>>9991148
t.brainlet

>> No.10008600
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lean sliced pancetta or coppa and a fresh mozzarella medallion on a toasted seasame carr's water cracker, eat until the mozz is gone

>> No.10008615

I take an ibuprofen and go to mcdonalds and get a double quarter pounder with fries

Clears it right up

>> No.10008890

>>10005800
is this b8?

>> No.10008906

>>9981491
The wife and I swear by those pedialyte packs

>> No.10008958

a couple pickles, pedialyte, and water.
just gotta replace everything you lost that makes you feel like shit.

>> No.10009023

Right before bed eat a handful of gummy vitamins. Never get a hang over since. Get them at costco for cheap.

>> No.10009147

Greazy, spicy shit is just a retarded meme. Your stomach is irritated because of all the alcohol, its stupid to make it worse. Have fresh fruit and juice/gatorade and some carbs like toast or pasta without a heavy sauce, then just go to sleep if you can.

>> No.10009153

>>9985047
>>10005028

>current year
>still falling for b8

>> No.10009156

mein penis

>> No.10009161

Bacon, eggs, toast.

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water the night before
t. alcohol

>> No.10009167

>>9998162
You fight the shakes off dummy. Your muscle control relies on b6/b12 enormously, overloading your body with it after drinking helps stop them.
Unless you're in flat out acute withdrawl, in which case, just learn to pace yourself.

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>>10009147
>don't have spicy food, it's acidic
>have fruit, it's not acidic

>> No.10009185

>>10009167
>>9998162

Not either of these posters, I'm too drunk to follow along but each morning I wake up and have 1mg of B12. Vitamin B6 I haven't looked in to.

>> No.10009189

>>10009171
>The only fruits in existance are oranges and pineaples
>Spicy food is in any way in the same level as a fucking fruit
You are retardes.

>> No.10009192

>>9981491
How do people even get hangovers?
When I down a full bottle of jack I just wake up with a pleasant residual drunkenness

>> No.10009372

>>10009192
They become more prominent as you age. Although I drink a lot more than I ever used to but I never got hangovers in the past.

>> No.10009854

>>10008213
>>10008266
It was CiCi's but thanks for playing

>> No.10010109

>>9981491
A pot of black coffee, a good healthy dump, And a kwik trip hamburger.

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Wise words from a wise man.

>> No.10010159

>>9984633
Prilosec is over the counter

>> No.10010167

>>10009854
That surprisingly good looking for cicis.

>> No.10010171

>>10009192
Congrats, you're a hardcore functioning alcoholic. Welcome to the club! You're liver is probably fubar if you're over 40.

>> No.10010172

>>9981491
Water.

Most hangover symptoms are a result of dehydration. Greasy food in many cases will just make you feel more nauseous.

>> No.10010190

>>9995627
That would make me puke for sure with a hangover, and I love ribs.
But even without a hangover, ribs give me meat sweats and shit if I eat them first thing in the morning.

>> No.10010195

Coke or gatorade is good for a temp hangover cure until you can shovel down some greasy, spongy, food.

>> No.10010197

>>9981491
Bacon and gatorade

>> No.10010242

>>9994003
this this this

>> No.10010264

>>9984800
That looks like a prolapsed asshole was cut up and served in a bowl of commie noodle soup.

>> No.10010319

>>9985287
I love pho but the place I go to makes "baby" bowls and I feel like such a fag ordering it but I cant get anything more down.
I have no fucking idea how some people eat large bowls of this stuff. I wish I could stuff more in me but its just so filling.

>> No.10010744

>>10009167
You fight the shakes by hitting the nightstand vodka, that's the only thing that works.

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>>9981491
IRAQI PACHA

>> No.10012650

>>10000000

>> No.10012652

>>9981491
Tonkatsu

>> No.10012717

>>9981491
Simple or double cheeseburger from McDonald's. or nuggets the night you are drunk coupled with 2 good liters of clean fresh water.
FUn fact its what I'm doing RIGHT NOW. Just downing a few liters from my tankeard before going to sleep. also MMORPG:

>> No.10014060

>>9985003
>a hangover is basically an alcohol withdrawal.

Nigga what? A hangover is dehydration and a lack of electrolytes

>> No.10014080

>>9988692
>aspirin
>helps your stomach

Truly one of the worst medications along with pepto

>> No.10016135

>>9981491
banana and ice-cream milkshake, 2 ibuprofen then sleep it off. meat, potato and gravy later on.

>> No.10016693

>>10010777
Trip 7s for roadkill.

>> No.10016728

>>9998177
wasabi i guess

>> No.10016749

>>10009189
Basically all fruit contains acid, and juice is even more so. However, it likely won't irritate your digestive tract as much as capcasin and fat

>> No.10016794

>>10009192
they get worse with age. when i was 20 i could drink as much as i wanted whenever i wanted and be fine the next day but now that im 28 if i have more than a few beers im generally going to feel bad the next day and if i drink liquor i wont be able to function for at least a day after

>> No.10016908

>>9981572
She memed her way into my heart.

>> No.10018211

>>9985003
you are fucking retarded and need to google shit before you accept it as fact from your retarded friends.

>> No.10019421

>>10010777
That looks like a mouldy handtowel, rotten lamb and stomach bile stew

>> No.10019453

>>9982389
>broth made from meat and coffee
Do

>> No.10019663

Honey. Honey is great for hangovers.

Try this:

Boil 16 fl oz (500 mL) of water
Pour into glass
Add 2 tablespoons of apple cider vinegar
Add 2 tablespoons of lemon juice
Add at least 2 tablespoons of your favorite honey (though, more honey works better)
Top with a dash of powdered cayenne pepper

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>>9981491
the only way to cure a hangover is to puke and rally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdxaVT8O71M

>> No.10020375

>>10003548
Not him, but in Hawaii that's that rule. Also stores sell till 12pm, but some bars in Waikiki stay open till 4am. Every other person I know on this island has had a dui.

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10020476

This and coconut water are my best allies in the loosing battle against my alcoholism.

>> No.10020505

>>9988134
>6am
what did he mean by that?

>> No.10020766

>>10020476

>one fucking item on the plate actually cooked
>they still manage to burn it

>> No.10020985

>>10020766
what do you think is burned here?

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>>9981491
Is sleeping for 15 hours considered food?

>> No.10021236

>>9981987
Based.

The well done toast will help your tummy too, even if it tastes like shit.

>> No.10021245

>>9981988
Bingo

>> No.10021270

>>9981491
A giant dill pickle.

Then a shower, fap, watch a fave movie.

>> No.10021297

>>9984800
Yep.

>> No.10021315

>>9981519
first we feast on cock

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>>9986872

>> No.10022018

a few key points to make

1. you meed to hydrate with a shit ton of water and electrolytes. It's what your body craves. water and gateraid / oj / other fruit juice thats a little salty
2. you need a shit ton of salt. Eat something salty, or drink pickle juice (i tried it does work)
3. carbs or other absorbant food to absorb the nasty stomach acid, think bread / potatoes.
4. protein to feel full and calm your stomach, eat meat and or eggs
5. stimulants to get the blood flow going, whatever uppers youve got, caffeine or coke work fine.

Other than that pure oxygen helps a ton too.

professional alcoholic bro out.

>> No.10022294

>>9981491
What is beef bouillon, specifically the packet from ramen noodles.

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>>9982147
Thought this was funny when I saw it a couple years back. Video's gone now.

>> No.10022346

>>9990700
No, you eat that when you're drunk.

>> No.10022424

>>9989475
This

>> No.10023142

>>10019713
If you want to make yourself puke during a hangover, coughing or lying on your left side can help cause it.

>> No.10023206

>>10023142

>coughing or lying on your left side

Shit, I do that literally most of the day. Thanks for reminding me to call in a refill for my anti-puke pills.

>> No.10023240

>>9991148

they get the subject/category first, then place bet, then get the answer.

wouldn't really be much a "bet" if they knew the answer beforehand.

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>>9981501
this

>> No.10024023

Ill take more booze for 500

>> No.10024034

When I'm hungover my anxiety is so bad that I cant cook, so I just order a Domino's pizza

>> No.10025416

>>10016794
Fuck same 28 too

>> No.10025422

>>10021205
Kek

>> No.10025433

I can't eat when hungover. I'm usually practically bedridden for a few days

>> No.10027471

>>9981491
Kwik-Trip hamburgers

>> No.10027494

>>10024034

Im a lot like you. I find going outside very awkward when hungover and im usually relatively confident

>> No.10027499

>>9981491
Super hungover
>saltine crackers and lemon-lime Gatorade

Less hungover
>pancakes, bacon, hashbrowns, omelette (du fromage, of course) and loooooots of coffee

>> No.10027521

>>9984940
>meme sauce with a fry

>> No.10027524

>>9982093
hey now dont b racist

racism is a crime and crime r for niggers

>> No.10027530

The secret is to stay drunk. Drink enough you wake up drunk then grab a beer. Step it up.