Al/ck/ - That sound when you crack open a fresh fifth edition

[Anonymous No.9981112]

New bread

[Anonymous No.9981121]

Who else chad when drunk autist when sober?

[Anonymous No.9981126]

>>9981112
I have like $300 of liquor and four decanters, three are the same and one is fancier. What do I put in them?

[Anonymous No.9981132]

>>9981121
yes, me, i said that already. anyway i get worse than autist when hungover unfortunately, i reach mental inpatient levels of fear

[Anonymous No.9981140]

sho sho liquid shits

[Anonymous No.9981142]

>>9981126
well, what's the liquor?

[Anonymous No.9981143]

Is this actually going to be the new thread because nobody at the other thread sees a need for this?

[Anonymous No.9981151]

>>9981143
that thread will be dead soon AND WE'LL SEE WHO IS POO-POOING THIS THREAD THEN WONT WE

[Anonymous No.9981157]

>>9981121
you mean feel like chad but actually autist when drunk, unabomber when sober?
yhes.

[Anonymous No.9981164]

>>9981126
why are you here

[Anonymous No.9981174]

>>9981157
>you mean feel like chad but actually autist when drunk, unabomber when sober?
Literally me, lel

[Anonymous No.9981178]

>>9981157
>tfw more autist than unabomber when sober
Atleast yoiu guys are my friends

[Anonymous No.9981181]

Do I drink the Spanish wine or the Chilean wine tonight, boys?

[Anonymous No.9981184]

>>9981181
Chilian because new world implies fancy

[Anonymous No.9981185]

>>9981181
spanish, always, fuck new world wines

i mean i drink them
but fuck em

[Anonymous No.9981186]

>>9981142
I've already filled them, but I'm asking to see if I was right.
Fancy: Chivas Regal
Reg: Beefeater
Reg:Wild Turkey
Reg: Christian Bro's Brandy
I also have an assortment of amaretto, rum, vermouth, cognac, vodka, and sake.

[Anonymous No.9981192]

>>9981184
i'll fight u

[Anonymous No.9981194]

>>9981164
to get my (you)'s

[Anonymous No.9981200]

>>9981186
No idea desu, I’ll drink anything from anything. Al/ck/ isn’t likely to relate to your plight

[Anonymous No.9981202]

>>9981186
The fucking turkey and brandy are identical in color. I can only tell them apart by the ever lowering level of the turkey since I drink that shit like it's liquid satisfaction.

[Anonymous No.9981203]

>>9981192
Please don't im drunk and justn want to pretend i have friends for a while be nice

[Anonymous No.9981206]

>>9981112
Finished a bottle about 10 hours ago, eaten, napped for about 6 hours and I'm still drunk as fuck
Why did this bottle hit me so hard? Usually I'd have sobered up by now.

[Anonymous No.9981207]

How do people get hammered off of heavy beers? I normally drink 12-20 light beers a night, the other day I bought a sixer of sam adams vanilla porter and by the last one I had such a disgusting film in my mouth that I just stopped drinking and went to bed.

[Anonymous No.9981212]

>>9981186
ahahahahahahahaahh wtf dude you...

you..decanted all this regular ass booze...
i don't get it
i guess it's fine but wtf man

[Anonymous No.9981216]

>>9981200
I'm not quite on the level of the al/ck/ veterans. I'm still trying to glamorize my ethanol coping mechanism with bitters and fancy glass.

[Anonymous No.9981227]

>>9981184
>>9981185
Fugg, now it's a tie.

[Anonymous No.9981233]

>>9981212
how fancy does liquor have to be to be stored in a $5 decanter? I saved the $10 decanter for the chivas.

[Anonymous No.9981234]

>>9981207
anyone had that ballast point big eye? fucking shit is undrinkable after three, i get so bloated and all i want to do is eat onion rings to get that foul taste out of my mouth, end up not even buzzed

[Anonymous No.9981236]

>>9981216
Don't strive to be like us, are you fucking retarded? None of us are fucking happy, get out while you can for fucks sake.

[Anonymous No.9981241]

>>9981233
i have never decanted anything even wine so i dont know, i open the cap and chug
i just think wine is meant to be decanted, liquor is just pointless to decant my brotha from anotha mutha

[Anonymous No.9981246]

>>9981234
Makes me wonder if that is the secret to beating alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.9981257]

>>9981236
Jesus, you really must be more miserable than me. It takes some shit to turn someone into an alcoholism elitist.

[Anonymous No.9981264]

>>9981246
I’m only allowing myself to drink wine or whiskey, and from the second closest source. It makes me feel much worse, I have to walk and it costs more. I don’t know wtf else to do, so I’m hoping I can punish myself happy.
fug. This will no doubt end well.

[Anonymous No.9981272]

>>9981257
I am not an elitist by any means. I drink shitty light beer, but if I could go back in time and change things, I would have never started drinking in the first place. It isn't a point of pride, I just hate people trying to glorify being an al/ck/. If you're at a point where you can give it up and not think twice, seriously do it anon.

[Anonymous No.9981276]

>>9981257
He’s right, this is not something you’d want for yourself, toying with it is precarious. You’re not an alcoholic and you won’t want to be if you do ever become one. Alchies don’t decant their booze, the vessel by which it’s delivered is of precisely zero importance to anyone here. There are alcohol threads minus the alcoholics yaknow

[Anonymous No.9981277]

>>9981264
I make myself go to the gym after every night of drinking, it doesn't really help me stop, but at least i'm doing something positive. At least that's how I look at it.

[Anonymous No.9981282]

>>9981203
we're all one family here, that's how I feel anyway. bro

[Anonymous No.9981292]

my god alcohol isn't killing me fast enough

[Anonymous No.9981296]

sorry to turn this into /r9k/ but i hate women

[Anonymous No.9981299]

>>9981292
you'd be suprised

[Anonymous No.9981300]

>>9981299
its been 2 years of abuse and I'm still not legally retarded

[Anonymous No.9981305]

>>9981296
wow the fucking devil decided to show up

[Anonymous No.9981310]

>>9981296
you hate yourself
t. i hate women too

[Anonymous No.9981314]

>>9981300
Yeah it takes a lot longer than 2 years sorry anon. I guess it depends how much you actually drink and how often really.

[Anonymous No.9981327]

>>9981314
12-15 5.5% beers a day. Go to work feeling like shit, end the day feeling like shit
>tfw work in cyber security
Sorry UK bros

[Anonymous No.9981328]

>>9981296
They’re literally the most desirable and sought-after thing in the known universe. They’re bound to be a pain sometimes. It’s all worth it when you’re cosied up in bed poking their pink portions.

[Anonymous No.9981338]

>>9981327
Beer will give you a massively worse hangover than white wine or vodka. You’re torturing yourself unnecessarily

[Anonymous No.9981343]

>>9981338
i try not to touch the harder stuff to avoid really bad withdrawals

[Anonymous No.9981358]

>>9981328
this does not make me feel better, i think i almost prefer having alcohol be my desire at least it doesn't rumple tease me

o wait it does with WDs

[Anonymous No.9981360]

>>9981343
Ethanol is ethanol when it comes to withdrawals, beer will only give you less severe WD if you drink less ethanol as a result.
You are right to be wary of spirits though to be fair, it’s perilously easy to drink more when it’s so easy to fire another shotgun of ethanol at your brain.

[Anonymous No.9981361]

>>9981327
I've been doing that for 10 years, and i'm 30 now in relatively good health. Where you will run into trouble is if you start getting into liquor. The first couple years of that 10 year bender I drank a fifth of shitty kamchatka vodka a day. I learned that hard liquor will fucking end you and switched to beer. I've only had minor behavioral issues since then.

[Anonymous No.9981375]

>>9981360
>>9981361
yes i don't touch spirits whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.9981384]

Anyone else have a cringe-worthy cork collection?

Just added one to the pile.

[Anonymous No.9981398]

>>9981375
As long as you don't day drink you will most likely be fine then, but consider that by only drinking beer it is the equivalent of eating fast food everyday pretty much. But we all have our vices so to each their own.

[Anonymous No.9981413]

Fucking eBay.
>family comes over
>one suggests I buy a book
>fire up eBay on huge tv, in front of everyone
>“Based on your recent searches ... [half a million condom listings and sausage-stuffing equipment]
Ffs, can a man not eat well and fuck whores in peace? Damn you tech age.

[Anonymous No.9981459]

>>9981140
i have no idea what anything in that pic meant
0/10

[Anonymous No.9981462]

>>9981413
my mom has a video of me shagging warm water

[Anonymous No.9981478]

>>9981462

[Anonymous No.9981499]

>>9981246
>stop being an alcoholic
>spend less money
>drink better beer
I wish this were how it worked, but no.

[Anonymous No.9981516]

>>9981207
Stouts and Porters are often very good but they are definitely harder to drink. If you're drinking solely to get drunk, both their low drinkability and higher price should remove them as an option.

[Anonymous No.9981523]

>upstairs neighbour is having sex for what must be the twelfth time in three days
I'm going to nail a suicide note onto his door by Sunday night at this rate, blaming him for killing me.

I'm so fucking jealous of him.

[Anonymous No.9981525]

>>9981478
dipped my willy in and out of water and got an erection

[Anonymous No.9981550]

>>9981499
>>9981516
I know you're both right

[Anonymous No.9981562]

>>9981523
Iktfb. I’d be infinitely comfy if I had a gf right now.

[Anonymous No.9981607]

>>9981562
The worst part is that I had a gf until last year, but now I don't think I've talked to a woman one-on-one since her. Meanwhile Mr. Alpha Upstairs is living the life.

[Anonymous No.9981641]

>>9981607
I haven’t had a gf for 6 years. Just drunk fucks and hookers since 2012. Not the same as having your own, personal squange to squelch as and when your dick demands it.
I should probably try (harder) to move on. Booze makes it nigh on impossible to process the feels.

[Anonymous No.9981687]

Could be drunk by now, but I have to wait another four hours because it’s Jesus day.

[Anonymous No.9981707]

>>9981641
Lel, I was doing the hooker life before her, and been doing the same after. I guess we're broken?

[Anonymous No.9981712]

>>9981707
Nah I think I’ll be alright. Just gotta wait for Tay to realise that she’s mine. Silly gril is definitely taking her time though.

[Anonymous No.9981742]

>>9981712
K, I'm broken then.

[Anonymous No.9981757]

IT IS NOT HERESY
AND I WILL NOT RECANT

[Anonymous No.9981821]

http://www.strawpoll.me/14832405
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[Anonymous No.9981944]

>>9981384
drinking something bottled with cork almost ensures youre having bad hangovers

[Anonymous No.9981960]

Welp, now they're having sex for the 13th time.

[Anonymous No.9981963]

>>9981960
Fap over this thread, blessed relief >>9978882

[Anonymous No.9981969]

>>9981821
nigga if youre that serious just fucking pour it out or burn it. Unless you're intimately familiar with someone, dumping your unwanted booze on them is a gesture which is bizarre at best but more likely is to be interpreted as outright creepy.

[Anonymous No.9982003]

>>9981969
It's a commitment thing I heard of. I just have to play the role of reborn teetotaler.

[Anonymous No.9982013]

>>9981132
same anon. why does booze help things while ruining everything at the same time

[Anonymous No.9982045]

8am, zero sleep despite being smashed last night. Shops still closed. Feelsterribleman.
I have just put a pol belly joint in the oven though, with balsamic, thyme and rosemary, with crunchy crackling. Gonna have it with asparagus and fried courgette. It should be done just as the shops open in about an hour and a half. All I need now is identical, twin 18yo sisters to moisten my various convexities and concavities, and today may just be passable.

[Anonymous No.9982053]

>>9982045
Pork belly*

[Anonymous No.9982070]

Any al/ck/s legitimately on the spectrum? I've been diagnosed with high functioning autism/ass burgers by pretty much every "professional" I've talked to; however much you even believe it's a real thing.

Spent a ton of money seeing different people about my alcoholism and for a brief while one got me to taper (2-3 beers a day, then one day a week without anything, then two - I got to three once). The same thing that happened every time was that they said I need to go to detox/rehab and AA. The thought of AA, or being stuck in a house with a bunch of strangers for a month is pretty much impossible for me to consider, especially sober. Everyone I saw basically came to the same conclusion that they couldn't help me until I got some kind of group help first.

Now I'm back to as bad I've ever been (buying a handle of vodka every other day, and still drinking a few beers with meals). I have a shitty wage job which I do well, but have constant health problems and my boss is always on my back to talk more and be more confident in my judgement, because he wants to promote me and have me take over a lot of his workload (small business).

I'm drunk so I forgot where I was going. Anyone else have any experience with this shit? (Yeah, I should have learned coding or some STEM shit where I could just work alone on my own hours and still make bank.)

[Anonymous No.9982079]

>>9982070
I’d be stunned if I don’t have some kind of autism going on, but nothing diagnosed.

[Anonymous No.9982086]

>>9982045
Give twin 18yos pls

[Anonymous No.9982102]

>>9981112
u know ur shid when you gotta close one eye to type and see clear. me right now desu senpai hit me w/

[Anonymous No.9982105]

>High stress
>Haven't eaten solid food for a week
>Grocery shopping tomorrow

What should my first meal be?

[Anonymous No.9982114]

>>9982105
Pork is cheap, delicious and most importantly it’s loaded with thiamine
https://youtube.com/watch?v=c0ICMcuhdPg

[Anonymous No.9982141]

>>9982114

Nice. I didn't know that. My usual thiamine food is potatoes. No matter how fucked up my stomach is I can keep down chips/fries.

[Anonymous No.9982165]

>>9982114
What about bacon?

[Anonymous No.9982171]

>>9982165
Bacon is a vegetable

[Anonymous No.9982263]

>wake up
>it's pretty early
>make a bowl of cereal and get ready for work
>charge my phone
>realize it's 7pm

[Anonymous No.9982324]

I hate eveything

[Anonymous No.9982369]

>have a good night
turns into
>stay warm

[Anonymous No.9982680]

I posted in the last thread but I'm still waiting to buy beer. I'm not gunna show up at Walmart at 8am. fucking hell. I'm so sick. fuckfuckfuck

[Anonymous No.9982682]

>>9982263
kek

[Anonymous No.9982692]

I haven't showered in three weeks, chug vodka until I puke over the side of the bed, there's piss jugs everywhere, my hair is thinning, tooth are chipped, I want off the ride.

[Anonymous No.9982693]

>>9982680

Wow, this picture is unpleasantly familiar

[Anonymous No.9982760]

>>9982680
needs a <spoiler> tag

[Anonymous No.9982796]

>2am
>cheated on gf
>called in sick for work
>need to taper tomorrow, again
I don't think I'm a 'bad' person, but I probably am.

[Anonymous No.9982842]

>>9982692
>I want off the ride
No you don't. You'd just step off if you wanted off, you wouldn't sit on the bus and just tell everyone you wanted off.

[Anonymous No.9982851]

>>9982842
I never knew that a nap cured alcoholism. Damn man, think of all the suffering and death mankind throughout history could have avoided.

[Anonymous No.9982880]

>>9982851
Even if i have no fucking clue what this means, I'm sure it was a sick burn.

[Anonymous No.9982882]

>be me
>secret alcoholic
>friend group has overt alcoholic
>they smack him while he's passed out and pissing his pants
>just watch and adjust his head when no one is watching
>get called gay for offering him my basketball shorts that are under my jeans so he has dry clothes

I hope they don't figure me out

[Anonymous No.9982893]

>>9982880
Oh I misread it as “slept it off”
Still, nobody chooses to be tortured to death. Id give an arm to make alcohol simply cease to exist.

[Anonymous No.9982910]

>>9982893
>Still, nobody chooses to be tortured to death

Uh....you sure about that?

>Id give an arm to make alcohol simply cease to exist
then why don't you do it?

[Anonymous No.9982927]

>>9982692
What does your puke look like?

[Anonymous No.9982935]

>>9982927
kinda like that scene in twin peaks the return

[Anonymous No.9982963]

>>9982935
Way to answer the question, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9982971]

>>9982927
Looks like yellow-ish vodka cause I haven't eaten in days, then foamy, dry heaving. Once dry heaved so hard I threw up blood

[Anonymous No.9982981]

>>9982963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivxwukel48s

[Anonymous No.9982986]

>>9982910
Yes. Obviously. There’s not a person alive who doesn’t want to feel better.
>Then why not do it?
Because I’m an alcoholic. This is a thread for alcoholics. People who want to stop but just cannot.

[Anonymous No.9982991]

Anyone have a hangover feel like a heart attack?

Don't have money to go to the ER. Fucking shit boys. Scared shitless.

[Anonymous No.9982994]

>>9982986
>Yes. Obviously. There’s not a person alive who doesn’t want to feel better.

You sure about that...?

>Because I’m an alcoholic
You're an alcoholic, because you want to be one. I was an alcoholic, until I didn't want to be one, so I stopped.

>People who want to stop but just cannot.
You cannot, because you don't want to. Watch, quit right now.

[Anonymous No.9982998]

>>9982971
>>9982981
Ah, I see.

Now I have to go jerk off to females vomiting.

[Anonymous No.9983004]

>>9982991
Sometimes my heart pounds out of my chest.Take xanax.

[Anonymous No.9983021]

>>9982994
Yes, I’m sure about that.
>you’re an alcoholic because you want to be one
Are you an idiot because you want to be one? There’s no choice here, it’s not something over which we have control. What we want is irrelevant - we’re tortured to death by alcoholism no matter how much we try to escape. To want something, for the penalty of failure to be an agonising death and to still fail, is just about the best definition of having had no choice, as I can imagine. I want to stop, but I cannot. I do not want this, yet here it is.
Sorry but I cbf with you, you’re too annoying.

[Anonymous No.9983032]

>>9983004
Not dizzy or short of breath, but the hand tingling and chest pain has me shitting my pants.

[Anonymous No.9983035]

>>9983021
>Are you an idiot because you want to be one

Yes, you could educate yourself if you don't want to be an idiot.

>There’s no choice here

It's all choice, that's why you are where you are. You've chosen to be here, and until you at least realize this, and choose otherwise, you'll continue to be here. Nothing is going to magically happen to unmake your alcoholism, you've chosen to create this thing, and if you don't choose to fix it, nothing is going to change.

>What we want is irrelevant

Really? You wanted your alcoholism, now here it is. If maybe followed some of your other wants, your wants for happiness, success, a good life, maybe you could have those too. But you're here because you want to be here, and it won't change unless you do. You're no victim. You created this. You perpetuate it, you feed it every day, and somehow convince yourself that it's just an accident you have no control over. You're actively working to continue this thing, because that's what you want to do.

So...here you are. There's no surprises here.

[Anonymous No.9983040]

>>9983035
You’re mistaking wanting sobriety with being capable of achieving it. I’d talk more with you but this will just go on and on, and I really can’t be bothered with you.

[Anonymous No.9983041]

>>9981121
Alcohol is making me more 'chad'-like. But i'm also feeling like i'm more chad-like when i'm sober, now that i've tasted the taste of tasty alc.

[Anonymous No.9983046]

>>9983040
Yeah, of course, you got a busy day, lot's drinking and shutting out the world ahead of you. And you're surprised nothing changes. It's amazing, you drink every day, and ignore anything that tells you not too, and somehow your alcoholism never goes away. Damn, must just be written in the stars huh?

[Anonymous No.9983047]

>>9983032
That'd be your brain rebounding. It sucks. Give it 24 hours and you'll be shaking like a leaf. In all seriousness buy a multi vitamin, a B complex vitamin and mineral water

[Anonymous No.9983054]

>>9983035
>>9983046
Is a starving man capable of not eating a plate of food put in front of him? As he got closer to death in increasingly agonising pain, an involuntary, reflexual response would have him eating.
K I’m gone. Need booze before it becomes unbearable.

[Anonymous No.9983067]

>>9983054
>Is a starving man capable of not eating a plate of food put in front of him

Yes. And you're also not a starving man, you're a bloated, overfed, drunk.

[Anonymous No.9983074]

>>9983054
explain people who regularly die in hunger strikes.

[Anonymous No.9983078]

>>9983047
Thank you. Between you and these folk, I feel a bit safer
>https://www.steadyhealth.com/topics/left-arm-falling-asleep-after-drinking

I'm 30 and have drank 40-70 units/week for 11 years and never felt this, but recently switched to straight whiskey from beer. Maybe it's time to give it up.

[Anonymous No.9983133]

>>9982991
In my country ER is free.

[Anonymous No.9983134]

>>9983067
And you’re a poopy face whose dad isn’t as good as mine. Keep the ad hominem on /pol/ or /b/.
>>9983074
I don’t need to, I was just using an extreme example. The point is that even though a minority of those who are on hunger strike end up dead, the majority of people aren’t Buddha-like gods, we aren’t equipped with the willpower required in order that we’d die rather than eat (or survive rather than drink) it’s just not a part of the normal human toolkit, and as such is not an option for the vast majority. For some self-righteous cunt to come in here and say effectively that we were asking for it, and that he escaped (almost always because of unique, external factors like getting a new partner, new job, whatever - luck, basically) so we should be able to too, is wrong and is fucking annoying.
Phoneposting and walking, can’t respond easily. Don’t want to anyway, because this argument always goes on forever, and it’s always a toffee-nosed cunt arguing that this is something we choose, something we want. Absolute horseshit.

[Anonymous No.9983154]

>4am
>tell boss I'm 'ill' for tomorrow
>run out of booze
>too hyped up to go to sleep
What is this joke of a life.

[Anonymous No.9983165]

>>9983133
It's criminal what they're doing to us here.
I pay $400/mo for my family for basically a retainer fee. I still have to pay the first $4,000 of costs, and match 20% of the rest.
And that's only allows me to go to 3 of the 5 hospitals in the city.

Last year my wife had her gallbladder out. They wheeled in a cash register as we were leaving the ER and took $900 right then and there.

[Anonymous No.9983192]

>>9983134
>For some self-righteous cunt to come in here and say effectively that we were asking for it

You do ask for it. You ask for it every day...and then you feed it. Once again, no mysteries here. No secret condition written into your basic dna. You drink, because you want to.

>and that he escaped (almost always because of unique, external factors like getting a new partner, new job, whatever - luck, basically

For one, I didn't escape, I quit. It was an act of will, something I wanted, and did. Once again, no real mysteries here. Also I didn't get anything like a new job or any external factors, which if you knew anything about what you were speaking of, you'd know that almost nobody quits because of these things. I quit because I was sick of it, so...I quit. That's what most ex drunks will tell you also, external factors have almost nothing to do with it. Many idiot drunks will try to impose those factors, like by knocking some girl up and hoping an upcoming kid or new job or whatever will force them to reform, but it never works. You only quit when you want to quit, you can't force sobriety by external means. It has to be YOUR act of will.

>this is something we choose, something we want

It is. It takes an act of will to drink, just like it takes one to not. You can keep fooling yourself otherwise, doesn't really matter. You'll just end up yet another dead drunk that nobody cares about. Or you can change it around, do the things you actually want to do, rather than being trapped in your cyclic hell. Either way, doesn't matter to me, or anyone else probably. It's your life, live it how you want. But don't start spouting bullshit about how you're a victim because of your self-imposed hell. If you don't like it, change it. Otherwise, shut the fuck up and drink, faggot.

[Anonymous No.9983207]

>>9983192
I’ve tried, I can’t.
Even though the penalty is a painful death, I can’t. Pretty much fucks your entire argument, doesn’t it?

[Anonymous No.9983230]

>>9983207
What, because you SAY you've tried and failed?

I tried and failed probably a thousand times before I succeeded. Oddly enough, I recognize why I failed a thousand times before was because deep down I know I didn't really want to quit. That one time when I was genuinely sick of it, I genuinely wanted to stop, that just happened to be the one time it worked. Funny how that goes, huh?

You don't want to quit, even if you're fooling yourself into thinking that. Even if it sucks, you still think that maybe if you switch vodka brands it'll be like the old days, or maybe if you get a little more sleep, or maybe taper for a week and go right back to pounding it, then it'll be good again. You have unfinished business. Well, go chase after it then.

If you're really ready to quit, you will. You're obviously not.

[Anonymous No.9983248]

>>9983230
Because I’ve tried everything I can think of and everything made available to me by doctors, over decades.
>reclaim good old days
You’ve no clue, anon. Fuck me running. I haven’t felt that way for decades.
Just because some people are capable of something, does not mean that all are, that’s infuriatingly narrow-minded, and simply wrong.

[Anonymous No.9983266]

>>9983248
Well whatever. When i was on my 1,000 times quitting, I always knew I should quit, I know how horrible it was to my health, how it was ruining my life, how everyone around me knew about it and treated me like a joke, how much everything in the world was screaming at me to quit. But did I really want to? Nope.

>>9983248
>Just because some people are capable of something, does not mean that all are,

Alright, whatever, so then you're the one guy on the planet who isn't capable of it. Fine, there you go, there's your excuse, drink up. Once again, doesn't matter to anybody on earth except you, and if it doesn't matter to you, then fuck it.

But don't call yourself a victim, and don't start these gay fucking threads where you do nothing but complain and expect a hug fest in return. Just drink in your little hell of a world, and be happy with your choice.

[Anonymous No.9983286]

>>9983266
>only person
The majority of alcoholics relapse and die. A minority like yourself, are lucky enough to escape. I’m not having some know-it-all brat tell me that I chose this. We’re never going to agree though, which is why I was and still am reluctant to have this redundant conversation at all. If you’re demented enough to think that if given a tick box opting out of a torturous death then the majority would not tick, I can’t think what to say to you. Frankly I’m now too drunk to give a fuck how wrong you are.

[Anonymous No.9983288]

You people disgust me.

[Anonymous No.9983300]

>>9983288
Please say it isn’t so, life wouldn’t be worth living without your approval

[Anonymous No.9983322]

>>9983286
>The majority of alcoholics relapse and die

Citation needed.

>I’m not having some know-it-all brat tell me that I chose this

You did, deal with it fag boy. You might have no choose all your underlying issues and mental problems, but you're the one who chose to deal with this in an unhealthy way, you're the one who continues to do so. You might not realize it, but everybody in life is born with a lot of shit baggage they didn't choose, most find a way to work around it.

>If you’re demented enough to think that if given a tick box opting out of a torturous death then the majority would not tick, I can’t think what to say to you

Well you certainly aren't ticking the box. And if one person is, then like...everybody is, or something, right? Whatever your nonsensical point was.

>Frankly I’m now too drunk to give a fuck how wrong you are.

Funny, doesn't seem like with as much as you argue against me.

Whatever though dude, I already told you, you made your choice, you say there's no way out of it, so there you go. Kick your feet up and drink, you done good boyo.

[Anonymous No.9983326]

I only drink out of a ‘why not’ stance. I stay in every night, on nights where I don’t work the next day I drink 2 I think equivalent to 4 shots of whiskey. I could not get drunk, or why not make it a bit more interesting. I would stop but have no real reason to

[Anonymous No.9983352]

>>9983322
>you made your choice
I’m not starting from the beginning with you, it’ll just drag on and fucking on, and ultimately your argument will be ‘look, this one person did it, so all of the billions of completely different people on earth with all of their uniqueness and diversity can definitely do it too’. It’s infuriating and pathetic. We’ll have to agree to disagree.

[Anonymous No.9983358]

>>9983352
Cool then. If you're fine with thinking of yourself as a helpless victim who has no power whatsoever over his life, and your only recourse is to drink, then that's fine by me. If you don't mind demeaning yourself like that, then nobody else is going to care. I got a little tired of that mindset and found ways out of it. But I guess I'm just the only one capable of doing that on the planet, or something, you and everybody else are different.

[Anonymous No.9983390]

>>9983358
>got a little tired
It must have been an almost entirely inconsequential, trivial addiction if all you needed was to be “a little tired” of it. I’m utterly fucking sick of it to the point of verging on being suicidal. Luck you. Guess not everyone is you. Madness, right?
Look one of us has to stop this first, so i’ll let you have the last word. I’m not spending all night talking to you. I do suggest you fuck off however, /pol/ will welcome you and your ignorant rants, al/ck/ will hate you. It’d be great if you didn’t stick around too long, people here feel shit enough already without you ignorantly asserting that they choose this hell.

[Anonymous No.9983417]

>>9983390
>It must have been an almost entirely inconsequential, trivial addiction if all you needed was to be “a little tired” of it

Yeah dude, it was a trivial addiction for me. No biggie for me to quit then, right? For you, it's hard. You're different than other drunks, all the other ones who quit had easy addictions, yours is different. You HAVE to drink. You didn't choose any of this, the fairy godmother puts drinks in your hand, and you drink them.

So...there you go bro, drink up and everything will be better.

[Anonymous No.9983420]

got some beers to taper today is a good day. ugh. send help.

[Anonymous No.9983421]

>>9981112
Anyone else have parmesan poops? Every time I'm on a bender, after two days, my shit smells like parmesan cheese.

[Anonymous No.9983426]

Posting in a spidey bread

[Anonymous No.9983431]

>>9983421
dude my shits are Jackson Pollock and smell like death

[Anonymous No.9983459]

>>9983431
Normally my shit smells like diesel fuel and dead bodies, but on a bender I get this cheese smell.

[Anonymous No.9983475]

Hello is this the spideybread

[Anonymous No.9983502]

Seems spideybread to me

[Anonymous No.9983518]

I have a question.

[Anonymous No.9983601]

>>9981969
this.

[Anonymous No.9983611]

THREAD THEME BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkyV_Ip5vzA

WE SOBER UP IN THIS BITCH

[Anonymous No.9983630]

Had an old Asian lady ask for my empties when I brought them back to the liquor store. Then she started coughing and spitting everywhere. Was weird

[Anonymous No.9983656]

>>9983630
I had an alcoholic korean sort of gf. Bitch slapped me with scabies once, and I distanced myself from her. She killed herself eventually, and after that I broke into her dorm and stole her laptop. Was actually hoping there was booze in there, but looks like she drank all hers. That as kind of a weird episode in my life.

[Anonymous No.9983669]

>>9983656
how did she an hero

[Anonymous No.9983677]

>>9983669
I dunno, they never really said...so I'm guessing it was ugly.

[Anonymous No.9983686]

two weeks without drinking

life is hell

[Anonymous No.9983702]

To the whiskey drinkers out ther, which is better? Glenfiddich or aberfeldy? Both 12 years

[Anonymous No.9983710]

>>9983686
I'm at two weeks and i feel the opposite. I even went to a bar with some of my old fraternity brothers and just got water. I stopped drinking on New Years and this time it feels different. I think I'm really done with this shit.

[Anonymous No.9983735]

>>9983710
i wish i had a life

i just feel like getting wasted every day

[Anonymous No.9983764]

>>9983710
I'm 6 months sober and life is boring and terrible. But I have always felt that way about my life. I feel pretty good some of the time instead of bad all of the time.

I actually told my local liquor store owner that I was quitting. Not wanting to face him and have him see that I've failed keeps me out of his store, surprisingly.

[Anonymous No.9983765]

>>9983735
You could stop getting wasted and go to something, possibly creating a life.

[Anonymous No.9983799]

>>9983765
Or he could go take some lives instead. Get a gun and go shoot some people. Maybe rape them first, that's fucking hot. It would also give him perspective on his own life and perhaps he would realize that life is a gift and every moment should be enjoyed.

[Anonymous No.9983824]

>>9983799
well there's lots of possibilities, aside from sitting around and drinking your life away like weirdo nobody.

[Anonymous No.9983828]

>>9983765
Well I did stop getting wasted and life is even shittier than before.

[Anonymous No.9983845]

>>9983828
Well have you dealt with all the issues which were causing you to drink, and also probably causing your life to be shitty? Might want to get on that. There's a lot more to being sober than just not drinking.

[Anonymous No.9983854]

>>9983845
Sounds pretty gay desu. Why can't life just be good.

[Anonymous No.9983862]

>>9983854
its a shithouse

[Anonymous No.9983900]

>>9983854
It can't be. You have to make it that way, however. It doesn't just happen.

[Anonymous No.9983920]

>>9983854
How old are you and how much do you drink? Be honest now faggot

[Anonymous No.9983926]

>>9983900
26. Something like 80-100 drinks a week when I drink.

[Anonymous No.9983950]

>>9983926
Wtf is 80-100 drinks a week when I drink? Be specific shithead or I'll find you and make you truly wish you were dead.

[Anonymous No.9983953]

>>9982692
How bad are the effects of alcoholism, and hair loss? I used to have really thick hair only a few years ago, but it has thinned the fuck out. Does ceasing to drink return it to its normal state?, or do I just have to roll with this shit.

Thanks doc

[Anonymous No.9983966]

>>9983950
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.9984009]

>>9983950
>>>/b/

[Anonymous No.9984030]

>>9983953
My hair thinned the fuck out after 15 years of bulimia and drinking. My shoulder, back, knees wil
Crack. Was with a dude who could spin his wrists around and it would sound like a cement mixer

[Anonymous No.9984032]

>>9984009
My post has nothin to do with /b/. Fuck off back to redit dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.9984041]

>>9984032
It was /b/-tier dumb.
How’s your first day in al/ck/ going btw? You’re sticking out like a sore thumb throughout the thread

[Anonymous No.9984051]

This would make me drink like fuck if I were a Sri Lankan gril
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-42682526

[Anonymous No.9984078]

>drink more than usual
>wake up feeling like I've been stunned with a cattle prod
Why the fuck do I do this to mysefl

[Anonymous No.9984126]

>>9983950
10ml ethanol. Idiot.

[Anonymous No.9984186]

>>9983417
Can you two just fuck and get it over with?

[Anonymous No.9984258]

>>9981121
Yup, drunk I hit up women and they're ready to get together to hook up, then I get sober and back out because I'm a pussy

[Anonymous No.9984261]

>>9983764
Kek. Last New Years (turning to 2017) I told some liquor store clerk this was the last time he would be seeing me and that I was going to quit and become a new man. Became a regular again three months later. No fucks given.

[Anonymous No.9984268]

>>9984258
Get drunk again. Problem solved.

[Anonymous No.9984274]

>>9984268
Ya but then I get Whiskey dick

[Anonymous No.9984300]

>>9984274
Don't get trashed. Have like 6 or 7 shots. This isn't rocket surgery.

[Anonymous No.9984410]

>>9984300
Alcohol really fucks up my sex game. Even when whisky dick isn't a problem, 2 beers and I can stay hard all night but never cum. Of course that's fun for the girl, but it's like an itch you can never scratch at that point

[Anonymous No.9984416]

how do i deal with banging a girl drunk and then waking up with THE FEAR at 6 AM and having her still in my house while i start to WD

[Anonymous No.9984429]

>>9984416
have some booze still in your house so you can taper

[Anonymous No.9984435]

>>9984416
Give her that hangover hornyness dick and then tell her to leave. Sex when you're dealing with the fear is both the best and worst thing ever.

[Anonymous No.9984448]

>>9984416
the correct answer is a morning .5 mg of xanax but that's getting harder and harder to come by

[Anonymous No.9984453]

>>9984429
sure, "oh why is this guy i just met pounding johnny red at 7 AM?" whatever, im sure he's just a fun loving guy like that, nothing pathological

[Anonymous No.9984458]

>>9984453
anon keep it under your bathroom sink in a shampoo bottle like an adult and drink it when you get up to pee

[Anonymous No.9984463]

Stop it, you're all on out time before you can post.

[Anonymous No.9984468]

>friday rolls around
>say I'll buy a handle and drink friday and saturday, then sober up sunday
>sunday rolls around, 3 or so shots left in the handle
>say I'll take them to just taper
>take the 3 shots and start feeling it
>say fuck it and go to the liquor store to buy more
>repeat

And here I am now lads, monday is going to suck

[Anonymous No.9984471]

>>9984458
the dirty bitches always smell it on me
im not hiding booze in my own damn apartment

[Anonymous No.9984503]

>>9984471
Fine, go through WD's then. You shot down every idea I gave you, no wonder you're a bitter unhappy drunk

[Anonymous No.9984511]

>>9984416
Don't finish your glass when going to bed. You can casually drink it in the morning when she's pissing or when you take the glass to the kitchen.

[Anonymous No.9984553]

>>9982991
Yeah I've never experienced the shakes but pretty much every morning after heavy drinking it feels like my blood is battery acid, and I chug water while drinking so it's not dehydration. A few times I've gotten light headed and woozy but ibuprofen seems to help that.

Just curious, I'm in my late 20's and have drank almost every night for 2 years now, I started at 3 beers a night but I plateaued at about 300-400ml hard liquor a night now. Am I royally fucked? I can go two nights without drinking and not get shakes or any other symptoms but it's just so fucking boring not drinking before bed.

[Anonymous No.9984572]

Good shit from shithole countries.

[Anonymous No.9984635]

feeling like shit. gotta wake up early tomorrow. crack open the first beer of the night and then everything feels fine.

comfy but cloven. why am i like this, lads?

[Anonymous No.9984663]

>>9984572
>paying that much for a wet, 43% alcohol, snickers bar

[Anonymous No.9984686]

When I forget to drink enough water the first piss of the morning smells sickly-sweet. I know it's not diabetes (tested recently) and I drink straight whiskey with no mixers, what gives?

[Anonymous No.9984694]

do you guys do a dr jekyll/mr hyde thing when you drink and go on a rampage of bloodlust and disgusting shitmouth evil?

[Anonymous No.9984705]

>>9984686
what the hell do you think? You're pissing out mostly processed whiskey.

My sweat used to stink really bad when I drank wild turkey. I would do cardio a lot in those days, and it would even leave behind this gummy waxy kind of residue when dried, my fucking shirts would become water proof because of it and couldn't be washed.

All sorts of weird shit happens when you abuse your body with alcohol. Get used to it.

[Anonymous No.9984708]

>>9984694
No...i'd just sit around and drink and watch the Karate Kid on a loop for a few days.

[Anonymous No.9984844]

>laying in bed, at home, alone, well fed, warm room, watching youtube, no obligations
>absolutely savage anxiety, panicking about nothing - still relentless
Fuck this feel. Omfg

[Anonymous No.9984849]

>>9984694
The harder and longer I hit it, the more aggressive I become. It’s the source of some life-changing cringe. Fucking hate it.

[Anonymous No.9984924]

>>9981112
Still working on cutting down from all my drinking over the holidays. Didn't drink yesterday or today... good job. Going to TRY not to drink tomorrow, I don't think it'll be hard because there's something I'm attending in the evening if my cold doesn't jump back, it'll be good to work in more trifecta days of not drinking and not being absolutely miserable because of it. Eventually maybe even get some quads in; 4 straight days without any drinking. Those are rare, but I always feel very accomplished and drinking on that 5th day is awesome. Been doing a decent job at saving money, and once I get back to how I was drinking in mid-December I'll be saving a lot more for sure.

Might also get to go to Subway at least once every 2 weeks... fucking love Subway... what do you fuckers get? Cold cut combo on Italian bread with swiss cheese, untoasted. Lots of lettuce and pickle, some banana peppers or jalapenos, some onion, lite mayo and mustard, no salt/pepper because there's enough of that in the meat itself. Good to go. Simple, cheap, but delicious. Even got some coupons to make it even cheaper.

[Anonymous No.9984951]

>>9984849
What if the rest of the world is wrong and in those moments we see things for what they really are and lash out?

[Anonymous No.9984957]

>>9984924
Italian BMT on white bread with american cheese, toasted, lettuce + cucumbers + black olives + onions, chipotle sauce

[Anonymous No.9984987]

>>9984844
T A P E R

[Anonymous No.9984993]

>>9984951
If I was drunk right now I’d probably agree with this. But then deny it and call you a cunt.

[Anonymous No.9984998]

>>9984957
fuck man, I'm not the guy you replied to but just reading your comment made me hungry

[Anonymous No.9985076]

>>9981296
Not 100% of the time, but most of the time women and their thoughts about almost anything are problematic to society at large.

[Anonymous No.9985106]

>>9984957
>>9984998
What's a BMT? I've heard of BLT before. Also, cucumber and black olives are admittedly despised, but to each their own. Gotta love all the customizable options at Subway, also did the math and if I were to get the ingredients myself to make my own sandwiches, it's somewhere between half or a third of the price. Probably around $3, when buying a footlong (with equivalent amount of food in it) would be $7. Pretty substantial, but it's a rare treat and I just find that their subs often turn out at least a LITTLE better than my sandwiches. My sandwiches are pretty awesome too. Once I finally finish this card and get that free foot-long though, I'll likely make the transition to regularly buying sandwich meat to make my own instead of going to Subway, just a money-saving measure.

[Anonymous No.9985136]

>>9985106
Where the fuck do you live that buying ingredients to last a few days costs more than a one off Subway sandwich?

[Anonymous No.9985144]

>>9985136
ignore this post, imfucking drunk and misread

[Anonymous No.9985183]

>>9985106
BMT man here, much as i love it i can't defend the acronym, it's some mysterious subway proprietary acronym. It includes Ham, Salami, and Pepperoni (or some other cured meat) I believe and it stands for BIG.MEATY.TASTY.

pic related, shit will make you mad swole bruh

[Anonymous No.9985209]

Going to detox tomorrow for benzos. It feels like my chest is going to explode. I can hardly stand..

[Anonymous No.9985210]

>>9982796
You are. It's fine, you are.
I've never had a gf once in 28 years and I'm a virgin.
You are a bad person, and you don't need to waste time wondering.

[Anonymous No.9985216]

>>9985209
Good luck anon, pls don't get addicted to those little suckers

[Anonymous No.9985237]

>>9985144
No worries, bruh. I'm jelly about the drunkenness though.

>>9985183
Uh... dude, your BMT sounds a lot like my cold cut combo. Good bit of sliced meat in there. If the BMT is the same price I'll check it out but chances are it's more expensive. One of the reasons I stick with the cold-cut combo is because of its low price. It'll be nice once I make enough money to where I don't have to think about cost effectiveness anymore, but in the interest of saving as much money as possible while still treating myself from time to time, I try and get deals where I can.

[Anonymous No.9985249]

>>9982842
This is one brainlet analogy if I've ever heard one.

[Anonymous No.9985263]

>>9985210
Not wishing to be a dick here, but how is this possible? I know it’s pretty common nowadays, but I’m older, I remember teenage parties. Girls would practically rape guys. It was impossible to not get laid. I once went to a party aged 16 and a girl came up to me, pulled up her skirt and said “my underwear is falling down, can you fix it?” This kind of thing was just the norm among drunk teenagers. Even my foreveralone, idiot friend who was scared to death and a virgin aged 18, was pinned down by a qt blonde and fucked just so he could lose his virginity

[Anonymous No.9985273]

>>9985209
good luck, you'll be feeling better soon, just stay clean afterward

[Anonymous No.9985282]

>>9985263
Are you a hentai character? Or lived during a MDMA crazed sexually liberated hippy era?
Tell us in what context that happened.

>>9985209
See you next week. Bring books.

[Anonymous No.9985290]

>>9985210
I don't understand how this even happens. I've been fucking chicks since I was 17 years old, which I consider pretty late in the game in this day and age, but in my teens and even my early 20s I was a fat tub of shit, even a bit beta in the indoctrinated political views I had at the time not to mention how socially awkward I was. Helped that I made a lot of money from 18-21 years old though, then around 22-24 I went through a big work-out phase, put on a decent bit of muscle. Fattened up from heavy drinking though between roughly 24-26, now 27 and while I'm still a bit overweight it's definitely going down from all the walking I do on the regular. Bought a new pair of sneakers just last summer, and they've been falling apart since probably November. They last me less than half a year and I can literally see light through the soles. Come spring, a new pair of shoes are in order; if there's ANY amount of moisture on the ground, my feet end up wet. Sucks.

Used to do push-ups like a madman, I don't do them NEARLY as regularly but can still do 15+ if I give it my all, but I'd probably need a couple weeks or so of doing them regularly to get myself up to 20+. Still, the fact I can still do so many in spite of having a gut, that's a pretty good sign. Anyways, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, virginity... maybe you should try being more Conservative, and by Conservative, I mean be more manly. Do things that'll boost testosterone. Work out, become a gun owner, get some range-time in, go for some walks in the woods, build a small bonfire with a case of beer and roast some wieners for God-tier hotdogs, realize that women are just smaller/weaker, less hairy and generally less intelligent men who happen to not have dicks. They're not innocent and not pure. They burp, they fart, they shit, they lie, and because that's just what humans do. Do you think men are innocent and pure? If you do, you're a fool. We're animals, "evil hairless monkeys".

[Anonymous No.9985308]

>>9985290
you kinda sound like everything you do in life is done solely for the purpose of getting laid

t. not the virgin u responded to

[Anonymous No.9985321]

>>9985282
I've been in some odd predicaments, but yeah, the whole 'fix my panties' thing being common sounds ridiculous. Even in the context of it being a come-on from a REALLY drunk and REALLY horny girl being alone with a guy she finds hot while sober, that doesn't sound like a common way to make a move on a guy. Then an 18 year old virgin being pinned down and fucked... well, I've been chased in a field by two weird chicks who basically seemed to want to pin me down and fool around with me, but I... out ran them. No idea why, but I was probably only around 14-16 years old, thus a virgin, definitely a beta, and likely terrified. If I had NOT ran, I may very well have lost my virginity that night or at least experienced a blowjob and/or handjob. Can't even remember who those two girls were... I can imagine the panty thing being a one-off in an odd situation, but for it to be common? Not unless there was some sort of fucked-up 'cool girls' group in which the only way to get in is to deal with THAT as a right of passage. "You gotta go up to... uh... let's see.... THAT guy! Yeah, go to THAT loser-looking guy over there, and show him your panties! What do you say? I dunno, just ask him to fix your panties or some shit, who cares? You wanna be a part of the Proud Pussy Possessor Pact Sisterhood? GO!"

Male feminists make me sick.

[Anonymous No.9985333]

>>9985308
Interesting, I wonder how you came to that conclusion.

[Anonymous No.9985351]

Wish I could get a girl friend or a friend I'd probably stop drinking myself to death. Every night that I go to bed I dream about having friends and a gf. Feels so good when I wake up till the realization sets in.

[Anonymous No.9985369]

>>9985333
i mean can't you enjoy shooting and walking in the woods for what they are instead of whether or not they will "boost testosterone" (they don't) and get you laid (they won't)

[Anonymous No.9985382]

>>9985351
i kinda like drinking alone but drinking with others is so much better and i only see them like 4-5 times a month so that keeps me from being tempted to drink at home too much

[Anonymous No.9985390]

>>9985351
Pro-tip : it doesn't help.

[Anonymous No.9985407]

>>9985390
this is one of the blackest of black pills, honestly
i was depressed and alcoholic as shit during grad school, was lonely, thought a gf would solve things
got the girlfriend, started getting laid regularly, she was hot and nice
three months later im in the psych ward anyway and dropping out of grad school

[Anonymous No.9985415]

>>9985369
From what I've read, testosterone gets obtained by doing pretty simple things, even sitting certain ways. I don't base everything I do around it, but I recall researching testosterone briefly a while back and found that a lot of the things that they list as increasing it were things that I do naturally. Also would explain why I'm such a hairy bugger, oh and it helps that I'm 6' tall, over 180cm.

In truth my firearms and bayonets have gotten me laid once before by this chick who was WAY into them, and nearly got me laid on two other occasions but one was screwed up because I was a stoner and it screwed with my brain chemistry, making me make stupid decisions and holding stupid thoughts for some reason even when I wasn't high, and the other time was just another instance of screwing things up by holding true to what were my beliefs at the time, and we're talking about my teen years or BARELY 20... they were stupid, and have changed. Live and learn.

I don't care about getting laid, in fact after a break-up I had when I was 19 I spent several years not wanting to do any more dating at all, basically only dated that one black chick for a while but ended up doing a serious life fuck-up which I am still suffering from over 5 years later, which got in the way. She still really liked me even after we got back in touch, but I had to break things off. I hope to see her again someday, even though she's probably married now and likely has that university degree she was working on. Not far from getting my life back on track though, and in a big way. I've never been more optimistic for the future, and I don't give a damn about getting laid. If pussy comes, fine. If it doesn't, that's fine too, in fact it's even better. Pussy can complicate things. The only time I'll ever NEED it is when I'm ready to have kids, by that time I'm hoping to have found a proper Conservative and traditional woman to settle down with.

[Anonymous No.9985432]

>>9985407
It's gotta be a truly special woman, who is truly loving and loyal, to stick to a man through thick and thin and can actually help with what goes on in his mind. Likelihood of both finding this female and successfully entering a relationship with her are monumentally low, as is the likelihood of this sensation being true even if you did suspect she was such an individual. Even the cutest of kittens can have hidden claws that cut deep.

[Anonymous No.9985535]

anyone else here have a peepee that dangles instead of a v that goes inside?

[Anonymous No.9985542]

wadapp m8's i'm back. how's your monday nignugs?

[Anonymous No.9985674]

>>9985542
it's sunday still here in texas, got MLK off work tho

[Anonymous No.9986094]

>>9985351
>making your happiness this dependent on others

[Anonymous No.9986128]

>>9981413
>gf has friend over
>pulls up youtube
>most recent search item is "songs about alcoholism"
>"haha, i was looking for a johnny cash song"

phew, that was almost awkward

[Anonymous No.9986136]

>>9982680
step 7 is actually step 4

[Anonymous No.9986163]

>>9982070
im like halfway between aspie and normalfag. 24 y/o virgin
get told im quiet all the time, probably going to die alone

[Anonymous No.9986192]

>>9981121
My friends get mad whatever.

When i am drunk im happier and nicer. I have no negatives at all, and unfortunately this is from lots of people. It sucks in the sense of health, but nobody has ever cited me as bad.

[Anonymous No.9986273]

What are you listening to bros?

https://youtu.be/1xIDx7AxWVk

[Anonymous No.9986276]

>>9983054
It's hard, but where there's a will there's a way man. I think that other anon is overly harsh and a dick, but there have been people that were able to get out of it. And not just through AA or the other memes, but even tapering off with a glass of red wine a day or something like that. Good luck anon. You can turn your life around, but it won't be easy. (To any other anons out there as well)

[Anonymous No.9986291]

>>9986273
synthwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2D4iCzRW7E

[Anonymous No.9986304]

>>9986291
I'm tired of it and the vapor/chillwave memes, all I listen to all day.

[Anonymous No.9986311]

>>9986304
o well
>sunset no regrets
>first chance last chance stuck in the middle
>even bad girls know good love
>you taste so sweet it
>hurts a little...

[Anonymous No.9986321]

>>9986311
I feel it

[Anonymous No.9986326]

>>9986321

[Anonymous No.9986330]

>>9986326
SO SORRY
I MISSED YOU

[Anonymous No.9986333]

>>9981821
>http://www.strawpoll.me/14832405
The people have decided, and I'm giving two thirds of my stash to my best friend, the remainder to an escort. Thanks for playing.

[Anonymous No.9986339]

>>9986291
moar

[Anonymous No.9986351]

>>9986339
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35YpV77tGm0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xveBtWwtgCM

[Anonymous No.9986362]

AAHHHHHHH
>tea just woke up at 4:30am
>had to do detective work just to figure out what happened
>check all social media to make sure I've made no racist rants to the wrong people
>find the remainder of my whiskey all dripped out onto the floor
All the while ignoring the fact that I've pissed myself and have uni exams in 2 days that I haven't even started for
Don't even have another drink for hair of the dog

[Anonymous No.9986363]

>>9986351
got a playlist nigger

[Anonymous No.9986588]

>>9984041
I've only posted twice so how do I stick out "throughout the thread"? Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.9986655]

>>9981121
ive picked more women up when wasted then sober. it's good and bad i guess. i'm a total autist when i sober up

[Anonymous No.9986691]

dreams last for so long even after your gone
i know you me and soon you will see
you were meant for me and i was meant for you

[Anonymous No.9986725]

>>9986691
Shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.9986864]

>>9981112
>That sound when you crack open a fresh fifth edition
BRAAAAAAAAP

[Anonymous No.9986934]

Another 4 cases from Germany, plus 2 really cheap whiskey bottles (france)

I expect the beer to taste like wet cardboard

[Anonymous No.9986954]

>visiting family
>little sister is drinking eggnog
>get a whiff of that fake rum smell

[Anonymous No.9987011]

>fake rum

uwot

[Anonymous No.9987024]

>>9987011
It was that fake eggnog you buy in the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.9987038]

well i'm good and drunk.

[Anonymous No.9987051]

One 'craft' Brown ale as the starting signal and now on to a BiB with an inoffensive mild 14% ABV South african red. It's around midday where I live and no work tomorrow. Feels good man.

[Anonymous No.9987320]

Is it completely fine to wake to hours of cripplingly sharp kidney pain so extreme that even just breathing makes you sweat?
I bet it’s completely fine

[Anonymous No.9987326]

>>9983165
What's your health insurance? Try Good Samaritan ministries or some other Christian organization, they're supposed to be good for emergency visits like that

[Anonymous No.9987635]

>>9987320
Sometimes i'll instinctively stretch my body at night and if I stretch too far it makes my kidneys hurt like crazy. It's really brief though, like 5 seconds of pain. That similar to what you're going through?

[Anonymous No.9987712]

>>9987635
6 hours so far. If I don’t move though it’s ok, hoping it’s muscular

[Anonymous No.9987781]

>>9985321
Ah the legendary PPPPS group. Very intimidating bunch of gals they are. We have them here in the Netherlands too. Sorry for posting the sp0derman by the way.

[Anonymous No.9987818]

RED ALERT: I think I've found the girl. We've been talking since yesterday and I really really don't wan to fuck this up. Oh big baby jesus I'm gunna have to get sober and make it happen. SEND HELP

[Anonymous No.9987823]

Anyone else get twitches in their hands, legs and feet during a hangover? Trying to figure out if I'm dying or just a retard that needs to stop.

[Anonymous No.9987851]

>>9987823
Restless leg syndrome has made me feel suicidal for years. Nobody knows what causes it.

[Anonymous No.9987861]

>>9987851
You cause it. You are the one shaking your leg. Stop shaking your fucking leg and trying to force sleep when you are not tired. You actually have to do something all fucking day to be tired. Main thing... stop shaking your leg.

[Anonymous No.9987867]

>>9987861
No. Google restless leg syndrome. I once had a very similar sensation while having a spinal tap, so I’m thinking it’s a spinal disorder.

[Anonymous No.9987873]

>>9987867
ok... if you focus on it, can you make it stop? If you can, you are doing it. If you can't, we are talking about something different and you have some sort of nerve damage.

[Anonymous No.9987876]

>>9987861
I'm not though. This shit started a month or two ago after about 5 solid years of daily drinking. Seems to happen the most in the morning when I'm laying in bed.

[Anonymous No.9987878]

>>9987876
could be something besides the booze though

[Anonymous No.9987884]

>>9987873
It’s not what you’ve experienced. Suicide rates and sudden deaths are through the roof for people with RLS. There’s no escape, and it’s more unpleasant than pain. A kind of... electric shock of crawling nerve discomfort which fires through my leg for hours. Boozing def makes it worse though, hence my mentioning it here.

[Anonymous No.9987899]

>>9987884
sounds to me like you are not mentally tired at all, and you have developed a habit of shaking off energy so you can sleep... if you were tired, you could not focus on "nerve discomfort"

I wouldn't listen to me though. I am a neurologist.

[Anonymous No.9988041]

>>9987861
>shaking your leg
that's not what restless leg sydrome is

it's a persistent feeling similar to pins and needles which makes it so you absolutely MUST move your leg every so often (can be seconds, can be minutes)

it's impossible to ignore

[Anonymous No.9988048]

>>9987899
>I wouldn't listen to me though. I am a neurologist.
Frankly, I'd start looking for a new neurologist if mine started talking out of his ass like this.

>doctor, I can't sleep at night, I'm not tired enough
>try shaking your leg a bit, it's a tried and true method. trust me, I'm a neurologist

[Anonymous No.9988065]

Day 2 no booze, feeling really good except some low level general anxiety. Best part is that I have a small collection of mid-range wines I could be drinking but have literally no desire to open.

[Anonymous No.9988104]

>>9987899
You’re getting confused, talking to two people at once.

[Anonymous No.9988124]

>>9987899
Bullshit, btw. It’s a shock-like twinge, an involuntary spasm which is very very uncomfortable. Zero chance of sleeping

[Anonymous No.9988127]

Look at this beast. It’s like an inch of ribeye. Imma need a second plate because of all the mushrooms, asparagus and courgette.
Gentlemen, I have found my delicious.

[Anonymous No.9988188]

>>9984924
Sounds like me, for some reason sub dub always makes me feel better when not drinking.

Sub club with tomatoes lettuce pickles and bbanana peppers pepper mayo mustard

[Anonymous No.9988195]

>>9983134
>something we choose
Unless you're a deterministic philosopher, this is literally how life works.

>something we want
Wow it's almost like life is full of complex decisions with upsides and downsides and the moral power of weighing them and making your own choices!

[Anonymous No.9988199]

>>9985351
Dude im gonna be as real as i can about tryig to quit with a gf:::

Its like trying to quit on nightmare mode. Constant bugging you, wants to go for a walk or go out and all you wanna do is stay inside to not drink

God help you if shes on the rag and all shes gonna do is bitch and moan

[Anonymous No.9988238]

>>9981184
Chilean wine is just argentinean grapes. chilean soil is too acidic for good grapes

[Anonymous No.9988254]

What are your "TRIGGERS" for alcohol?

[Anonymous No.9988267]

>>9988254
>Stress
>Anxiety
>Loneliness

Oh you know, the usual

[Anonymous No.9988270]

>>9988254
Feels, (withdrawal) anxiety, hopelessness, anxiety, grils, anxiety, money, anxiety, music, anxiety, poverty and anxiety.

[Anonymous No.9988272]

>>9988254
Reality

[Anonymous No.9988303]

>>9988254
Being alive.

[Anonymous No.9988329]

>>9988270
>>9988267
Can't you see you're self medicating? Actual treatments for these problem s exist, they're more effective and less dangerous than drinking. Once you figure out a healthy way to control your anxiety you won't need to drink.

[Anonymous No.9988348]

>>9988267
>>9988270
Stress and anxiety are my triggers too.

There's got to be a better wait to deal with them.

[Anonymous No.9988349]

>>9988329
The meds I’ve tried (must be like ten types) don’t work, they just make me feel lethargic for weeks, then depressed and aggressive for months. Booze/weed work. Also ssristories.org

[Anonymous No.9988477]

>>9988188
Yup, we've got similar tastes, though generally I have Subway when drunk. Sort of a 'treat to go with a treat'.

>>9988254
Certain songs that I like to sing/listen to while drunk, stress/anxiety, pretty standard stuff. Sometimes I just want to get loaded.

[Anonymous No.9988524]

>>9988267
Definitely stress and anxiety for me as well.

[Anonymous No.9988541]

>>9988329
Most of them are addictive too. There's meditation, but it's more complicated than taking a pill/drink.

[Anonymous No.9988568]

>>9988270
Christ is that ever the fucking truth. anxiety has ruined my life

[Anonymous No.9988799]

>>9988254
after three year-ish stints of sobriety and therapy i've actually gotten a pretty good grip on the big triggers, anxiety / stress / anger / loneliness / insomnia, but i have one more hurdle

girls and dating
fucking hard as shit to go on a first date without drinking, even harder to have sex without it, and then when you get rejected or break up...fuck me dead

[Anonymous No.9988901]

Where's that faggot who always demands a new thread? Did he pass out?

[Anonymous No.9988922]

>>9988901
B& maybe

[Anonymous No.9989012]

>>9982114
tfw no qt azn gf

[Anonymous No.9989046]

>>9989012
Yeah, she’s really attractive despite having an at-best average face. I’d definitely let her marinade my pork

[Anonymous No.9989084]

New
>>9989078
>>9989078

[Anonymous No.9989097]

>>9988254
I don't care if that's male or female. My dicks going up its ass

[Anonymous No.9989103]

>>9989097
Fine words for a priest.