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How can I get my mom to bring me up some ice cold water? She's downstairs and I don't wanna get up. My tongue is so dry and hungover :(

>> No.9980755

>call her phone
>when she answers start coughing and gasping like you're on the verge of death
>she'll run up to your room
>in the most raspy voice beg for water constantly
>when she brings you water just tell her it was all a prank bro and that you were just thirsty and didnt want to get up

>> No.9980762

>>9980745
DUDE

>> No.9980767

>>9980745
yell “hey you frigid cunt, fetch me some water”
works for me

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9980777

>>9980755
cunning enough to work

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9980828

thanks for the tips, guys. My liquid need has been satisfied because I found a room temp. watermelon 4loko by my heater. Drinking it now ;)

>> No.9980836

Why do people like chik fil a? theres no extensive menu and the sandwiches are ass. They're so dry! And the waffle fries aren't very salted..

>> No.9980841

Have some god damn respect for you mother. When the doctors told her you would probably be born with autism she decided to keep you rather than abort you. Get off you fat ass and get some water, and ask you mother if she needs anything in the process.

>> No.9980882

>>9980745
call the living room on your amazon alexa thingies
say water mom
done

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>>9980841

get a life, you Roody Poo :(