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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Bonus points for OC or at least relatively fresh food

>> No.9980156
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Juicy points will be awarded as well

>> No.9980158

This webm has gone beyond stale and is rotting from age. I think it's time to put it in the trash.

>> No.9980175

he acts like this is the first time he's ever held a knife before

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What if he literally has no muscle memory? That would explain some of his fuckups anyway

>> No.9980187

make some more asians eating take out webms
those are popular

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>> No.9980205
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Go make a jack thread instead of spamming

>I'm popular
No your not. Most people hate your fucking spam.

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You need to submit to his juicy touch

>> No.9980215

Can someone post the Japanese guy putting the egg on the rice and slitting it open?

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>> No.9980222

Raw spam is vile. This is too much.

>> No.9980228
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>> No.9980232

Post the bbq webm.

>> No.9980239
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forgive me father
for this juicy dish

>> No.9980245
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>TFW you jack posts never get any replies

Current list of jack Image MD5's to filter with 4chanX plugin


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We had a Ja/ck thread and it got 404'd

So, fuck off faggit.

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whoops posted the wrong one

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Almost like nobody wanted it

>> No.9980260

It's like a shitty Runza.

>> No.9980265

>meat has been incinerated
>oh no, oh no no no

what on earth is this webm man even doing?
these threads never fail to produce interesting new content

>> No.9980269

I love this one. Old guy showing everyone his secret technique then uncovering it.

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>> No.9980291

It's a legitimate technique, but you're only supposed to use a smaller layer of wood or insulate the food somehow. He built a fire that was probably 1000F and left it in there for a few hours though lol

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It's a shitty oven with no temperature control

>> No.9980299

I want to punch someone after seeing this.

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You've got another 400kb. See if you can increase the quality.

>> No.9980312
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Why does he put a glove on the wrong hand? Why does he always have that stupid fucking ring on his stupid fucking fat finger?

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>> No.9980321

or y'know use gloves

>> No.9980326
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Because he's a fake who realized that inbred retards will give him views in exchange for acting like a retard.

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They always do though

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>> No.9980350

Jack probably has fetal alcohol syndrome. Would explain a lot.

Low IQ. Wide set eyes. Under bite. Highly emotional. And violent tendencies (tried to kill his oldest son. YouTube it if you don't believe. )

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>> No.9980356

That's pretty cute.

>> No.9980359

>Individually placed strawberries
Why did that annoy the fuck out of me? Was it autism?

>> No.9980361
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>Be you
>Post bitching about content.
>Posts is contentless

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>> No.9980367

Are Europeans so poor they can't afford meat?

>> No.9980368
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>> No.9980370

Can you read? He was not bitching about the content.

>> No.9980371

Oh fuck what video is that

>> No.9980372
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>> No.9980373 [DELETED] 

Is this the intro to a gay Porto?

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Thought this was Joe Rogan for a sec

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>taps the knife

>> No.9980437
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classic patisserie

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>> No.9980442

t. 14 year old girl with ADD

>> No.9980473

who ordered the chop with a side o' douche?

>> No.9980482

>lets make 50% of this audioless wemb people talking without subtitles, thats a good trick

>> No.9980497

>implying jack's food isn't fresh and doesn't fit in the guidelines of this thread.

That fucking tongue action though

>> No.9980517

Did they fuck?

>> No.9980529

Are you really that much of a baby that just ignoring jack posts isn't good enough? You actually are putting in algorithms to bypass them?

>> No.9980532
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a lady never tells and a gentleman wouldn't ask

>> No.9980588

Why do you think Eurotrash always have autistic fits over American food? It's hard to buy food when 80% of your income goes to taxes.

>> No.9980624

If there ever was a webm to represent the community of /ck/ it is this, and this isn't a compliment obviously.

>> No.9980628

>Pizza dough
Every time

>> No.9980636


You fucking retard.

>> No.9980645

All they can afford is trash potatoes and hard bread, they shit themselves at the sight of a cheeseburger because it's absurdly decadent to them

>> No.9980646

This kills the benis.

>> No.9980660

If we outlawed pre-made pizza dough would these animals all starve?

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>> No.9980693

>tried to kill his oldest son

>> No.9980707

Mac & cheese

>> No.9980804

I'm just gonna..


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>> No.9980881

Thank you.

>> No.9980913

Thanks for the list my dude

>> No.9981000

Pick one

>> No.9981036
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Competitive eating?

>> No.9981124

>cooking with nail polish

>> No.9981145

If you're so bitchmade that you can't cut peppers without irritating your hands and so dumb that you forget to wash your hands after, you shouldn't be in the kitchen.

>> No.9981179

If you cut habaneros or something spicier like that then it can be pretty inconvenient. It gets absorbed through the layers of skin so just washing your hands doesn't remove it all.

>> No.9981210

>not using a strong acid to strip all the oils out of your flesh after cutting Carolina Reapers
Come on, step it up.

>> No.9981219

>tabs the knife
>the he does it again
>then he does it again four times

>> No.9981263

LOL! how obtuse!

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sometimes simpler is better

>> No.9981450

Pity it's burnt but still looks okay.

>> No.9981456

>the man was later found dead from cardiac arrest onset by high blood pressure

>> No.9981471

Jack, please stop posting
your family is concerned

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>> No.9981502

I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>> No.9981506

how the fuck do you even eat this
levitation directly into the esophagus?

>> No.9981507

Doing God's work, Anon.

>> No.9981515


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>Untoasted seasame seeds

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Through the rectum.

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What is this?

>> No.9981564

Have you never experienced the Chili Fountain at Golden Corral?

>> No.9981576

Never gone to it. The stories about Golden Corral make it sound like a carnival freakshow filled with fat people, hicks and niggers.

>> No.9981577

i usualy staple it

>> No.9981578

For the most part yes. Food is actually not bad though and it's pretty cheap.

>> No.9981586

Chili fountain.

>> No.9981588


>> No.9981596

>Deep fry at medium heat
>Deep fry at high heat
All that for some french fries?

>> No.9981608

Is this a real commercial? Based if it is

>> No.9981621

>white people

>> No.9981629

Oh you primitive sillyhead. This isn't for eating, it's for social media humblebrags.

>> No.9981639

waste of food and money

>> No.9981660

Is he on crystal meth?

>> No.9981662


>> No.9981667

Most of them eating it look like they are choking it down.

>> No.9981672
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Is this food?

>> No.9981674

The texture of that raw out of the can... just thinking about it makes me sick.

>> No.9981675

cola flavored gummies are actually nice

>> No.9981682

I've seen this so many times and have to watch it every time. This clip should get a emmy

>> No.9981689

No, it's just a really bad movie that I regret having wasted two hours of my time on.

>> No.9981691

>boiling and frying instead of double frying
>not using a thermometer to test the bread doneness
Yuropoors are fucking degenerates

>> No.9981694

utensils are phallic tools of the patriarchy

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>> No.9981708

people have become so retarded you can just feel the fall of civilization

>> No.9981710

most of these webms are just here to annoy me fuck all of you

>> No.9981711

This is gross and interesting at the same time but the webm won’t play in full for me.

>> No.9981724

>that'll be $45

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>> No.9981770

more like the janny didn't, it was very active

>> No.9981774

he's a moron. also he likes pinkeye and doesn't afraid of food safety

>> No.9981781

I mean, it could just be because the recipe isn't there to teach you how to make dough for pizza and assumes you either know how to make your own or will find another video to figure it out for the sake of brevity

>> No.9981792

lol @ chili fountain. When melted chocolate comes in contact with water, it seizes up like this. That's a lot of ruined chocolate.

>> No.9981795

oddly erotic

>> No.9981809
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>All that work
>French fry sandwich with a small dollop of ketchup on the side
Seriously what the fuck?

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i'm a little confused

>> No.9981831

he scraped off the meat jelly first

>> No.9981837

you just KNOW

>> No.9981839

>When she shares your fetish on the first date

>> No.9981850

Not sure if trolling, or never had smoked meats before.

>> No.9981858

>How to make sure your son needs an angioplasty by 23.

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It's not even good. I can make a better grilled cheese.

>> No.9981865

A butcher seems faster

>> No.9981875

>that ring


>> No.9981878

No, most dumb spics where rings like that.

>> No.9981880

its Kenji

>> No.9981882

Was waiting for him to slice a finger or add some knuckle flesh to the chorizo. How To Basic tier.

>> No.9981891

pure Kino with sound and high quality video.

>> No.9981899

Sound made it worse.

>> No.9981924

That cake looked pretty good until he coated the whole thing in chocolate. Even pouring some on the top was alright.

There's no helping that cheesecake, though.

>> No.9981925

Is it a good or bad thing that I never considered grating chorizo?

>> No.9981931

It's good for your heart that you never knew.

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>> No.9981999

haha dude look at all that sex seth rogen really showed em this time lmao *buuurp* god is dead morty *uuuurrrrp*

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>> No.9982018

I hate that I have to constantly look for that ugly ass ring for almost everyone of these. time wasted again.

>> No.9982022
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Some people like jewelry. I'm sorry it offends your sensibilities but the internet isn't your safe space anymore.

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What's in this bowl, onion?

>> No.9982124

tamanegi spelled out in hiragana
and yes onion

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>> No.9982154

mmmm tasty sea-banana

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>> No.9982157

but why not just slide a dome on it?

>> No.9982173

Jesus Christ, Favreau.

>> No.9982241

What does it mean if I really enjoy this?

>> No.9982251

What a genius idea. Now I don't have to keep putting uncovered jars in the fridge.

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>> No.9982253

It's just grilled cheese.

>> No.9982273

>all these people hating on the baker brothers

please feel free to fucking kill yourselves you fucking plebs

>> No.9982279

Looks great

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>> No.9982334

Behold my wonderful recipe for...


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>> No.9982350

You dumb nigger.

>> No.9982408

His name is Salt Bae, and he's almost as good as Daniel Day-Lewis

>> No.9982446
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Puts barbie playhouse to shame nigga. Shit's tight as fuck and I'm genuinely impressed.

>> No.9982494

You're right, Europeans are in complete awe of American food. Oh please god make me rich so I can afford cheeseburgers

>> No.9982685

Every time i see this in a video i want it for some reason.

>> No.9982746

>Decides to record whatever his stupid friends are doing instead of the folding
I hope that slant got hit by a bus

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>mfw the devil owns Gwyneth Paltrows cooking show pilot
>MFW all dem limes

>> No.9982929

Do you americans seriously don't know about appareils a croque monsieur (whatever you call them in english) or do you just like to add butter to everything?

>> No.9982937

Why did that asshole put the one he took a bite out of back on the plate? What a dick.

>> No.9983083

This is Rick Stein, isn't it? I recognise the way he talks about food.

>> No.9983183

here is a video of people actually trying to use it


>> No.9983281

What sorcery is this?

>> No.9983307

Why is this so funny?

>> No.9983361

the sand is heated, is this not obvious?

>> No.9983372

The chromatophores in the pot's innards relax when they come into close proximity to their natural environment of sand.

>> No.9983383

the sand is afraid of the turk and is expelling hot ink into the cup

>> No.9983388

too afraid to finish watchiing this
tell me what happens

>> No.9983405

Coffee doesn't like being underground and will try to escape

>> No.9983407

One spider comes out.

Was actually disappointed, thought it would be many more.

>> No.9983430

>pretend this is your pussy babe

>> No.9983452

So it worked exactly as described, they just made bad food.

>> No.9983478

You don't really appreciate good acting until you see some really shitty acting, huh?

>> No.9983481

fake and gay

>> No.9983597

pipes under the sand

>> No.9983613

Is there anyway to filter the Jack posts on Clover?

>> No.9983620

For attention.

>> No.9983638

there's coffee in the metal cup. That's just foam that rises. He pours off the foam and repeats the process.

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>compares it to both a hamburger and bubble and squeak

>> No.9983712

Why does no one ever post the full version of this where he covers it in the brown gravy

>> No.9983739
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This faggot is worse than Jack

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Because you know he will never clean up that egg

>> No.9983847

I seriously hope she rinsed the garlic.

>> No.9983955

Eater, a culinary magazine, held a contest for tasting menus.

Some BBQ joint in Texas sent a video in of creating a tasting menu and I think they placed in the top five, or at least the video was placed on the the youtube channel for the mag.

>> No.9983971

Fuckin' roaches.

>> No.9984134

no. i'm not fucking you

>> No.9984141

i'm sad that with all the webms of her cutting skills or lack therefor, there isn't a webm of her adding her special ingredient to the sauce, the two cups of vegetable oil

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>> No.9984193

Magic coffee.

>> No.9984285

loads of butter would make anything taste good

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>> No.9984398

>make a parody of your own videos
The irony is they don't even realize this is how anyone with a lick of sense sees their shitty recipes. A joke.

>> No.9984438

>appareils a croque monsieur
I can assure you Americans don't know what language this even is.

>> No.9984464

Wouldn't changing the filenames change the md5's and render your filter useless again? Asking for a friend.

>> No.9984487

If someone does this in the office i will literally throw the cage in the garbage.

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>Doesn't even take the label off the apple

>> No.9984569

There are so many things about it.
1. Jack using a gimmicky product is always a little funny because it reminds you of how bad he wants sponsors.
2. The way he just lets it slide off the grill.
3. The fact that he has the gridirons upside-down, which is what causes the egg to slide off in the first place. This guy thinks he's a pro chef, but he doesn't even have his grill put together correctly.
4. like always jack has put meat on an unheated surface.
5. Those burgers are way too thick, and are going to turn out terrible.
Everything you see in this video is done wrong, and the mundane done exceptionally wrong is a cornerstone of comedy.

>> No.9984581
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>> No.9984607

Why did he put a bag of beef in a toilet at 0:17? Is this the secret to ethnic food flavor?

>> No.9984622
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>> No.9984630

The manchild feast.

>> No.9984644

Looks like warm doodoo over shitty cakes. Disgusting.

>> No.9984656
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Are you OK?

>> No.9984666

Yes. Why do you ask?

>> No.9984693

Because it's funny.

>> No.9984725

We just call them sandwich makers and they are very common. The webm is from a movie, it was not a documentary.

>> No.9984735

Are you sure you're okay Satan?

>> No.9984739

just look at how long it takes for him to cut the lemon...

that actually looks delicious

>> No.9984744

>open mouth
>slam face onto table

>> No.9984754

>carbs on carbs
not even once

>> No.9984758

cheese wasnt even grilled

>> No.9984759

gee bill your mom let's you eat TWO starches?

>> No.9984770

well you don't grill the cheese directly

>> No.9984799
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>> No.9984831

Carbs on carbs is good.

>> No.9984833

And it's good for a pump!

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>> No.9984875

The Terminal (2004)
I typed "tom hanks burger king" into Bing. Pretty hard work so it's understandable you didn't want to do it yourself.

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>> No.9984899

Don't expect anything from anime posters.

>> No.9984939

> he uses a thermometer for his bread

>> No.9984966
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I didn't know who the fuck was the actor
Thanks anyway

>> No.9985009

why not? I've been doing this for years.

>> No.9985039

So how does he get his locker back from the bear?

>> No.9985081

Top kek

>> No.9985123

If you aren't American I will give a slight pass, but even then everyone should know Tom Hanks.

>> No.9985233

He's probably 14yo

>> No.9985302

If you're interested in learning to do it yourself this is a pretty good video. It is an hour long but it's pretty engaging and the guys okay too.

>> No.9985310

I'll take one to go, hold the fecal matter

>> No.9985316


Oh shit I lost my jar lid, but thank god I have all these spare balloons around the house.

>> No.9985336
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theres a pair or testicles hiding inside the shell. this thing really is a penis

>> No.9985375

thanks for sharing retard

>> No.9985411

Look up "chef steps geoduck" on youtube. I just wanna know how the fuck people use it in cooking

>> No.9985439

excuse me anon this is a bully free zone

>> No.9985456
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yes, Jack threads are designated fresh safe spaces for straights and retards alike

>> No.9985472

>Realize it's some sort of ad for the MLP movie
Okay then.

>> No.9985476
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Ah, my old friend chop. Glad you came out to add value to yet another /ck/ thread. If only everyone had your search engine skills.

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>> No.9985505

30 minutes in; this is fascinating.

>> No.9985511

>being this butthurt

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>> No.9985555

Honestly wouldn't mind if he wasn't a name fag. But everytime he posts it's proper shit.

>> No.9985613

how dare you ruin that video with Jack.

>> No.9985654

>it's a matt stonie sells out episode

>> No.9985678

Is there a point in waiting for the coffee to boil? Or is it just to show off?

>> No.9985685


1/2 a small (round) onion

>> No.9985749
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Checkin' n' rice

>> No.9985781

i like jack threads, go to reddit fucktard

>> No.9985794

it amaze me how he jets his head and put out his tongue, he is a disgusting mongotard

>> No.9985814

Tasty :^)

He eats like a fucking dog


>tfw no closet full of food staples on hangers

I would unironically eat this pleb bong meme food

Wow, looks like a scotch egg, tasty :^)

We are all dying of cancer, I can feel it

Would poo for this aloo

>> No.9985824

no thanks

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>> No.9985851


>actually replying to a jack post.

Either lurk more or fuck off.

>> No.9985856

Listen buddy, just pour me the fucking drink. I don't want to stand here and pretend to be impressed with your "skill" while I wait for the fire to melt the ice.

>> No.9985905

might be the saddest thing I've ever seen
and I've been on /tv/

>> No.9985925

piss off, refrig-a-raider scum

>> No.9985932


Tiny kitchen is based. Fuck off back to your containment board.

>> No.9985943


I miss office lunch thief.

>> No.9985979
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Just make your food fresh at the office.

>> No.9986024


He was an anon who used to steal people's lunches in his office building and post pics almost weekly.

>> No.9986111

no, but you can change it fairly easily with a tool or by adding an empty string at the end of the file :^)

>> No.9986150
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Even you backwards autists know that Spam is pre-cooked. I suppose you consider yourself a master troll? Sad but typical of this garbage site.

>> No.9986198
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testing this actually.

>>9980212 is

>> No.9986212

now, after adding an empty string with at the end with a text editor that can read hex, it's

>> No.9986240

Do white people actually eat spam raw? People who say it's gross have obviously never tried frying.

>> No.9986242
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let the juice flow

>> No.9986336
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>> No.9986600

What's a good strong acid to use?

>> No.9986611

Can butcher work 24\7?

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>> No.9986793

Google triple-cooked chips. It's a retarded fad

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>> No.9987039
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>Wilkinson's got a stock tip - The Cendrex corporation has invented some sort of a robot butcher...

>> No.9987086
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I know. That one sucks.

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Chuckled, then realized how plausible that is.

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>> No.9987100

No they're not

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>> No.9987105

How do I do this to bananaposters on /b/?

>> No.9987108

Can't find softomurice1 where he finishes it with the sauce. Sorry, thought I was softomurice2.

>> No.9987124

I'm starting to think this is a troll channel. Sauce?

>> No.9987130

What are you talking about?

>> No.9987139

Honestly expected this to end with them making out.

>> No.9987145

Sauce? This is fucking gold.

>> No.9987161

>stouts use darker, roasted malts than traditional ales or lagers
>burnt barley

>> No.9987177

You think he'd actually eat a sliced apple?

>> No.9987222

satanic tripsss

>> No.9987225

But meeting a goal + views = false sense of virtue

Plus, that high can last for months.

>> No.9987229

Still better than Ryan's.

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Just look at how much passion and talent he breathes into such a masterpiece, this comsic opus. It is a catharsis of cheese. A cheesetharsis, if you will.

He is the exegete of cheese. An execheesesis.

>> No.9987370

e.coli - bobs * vegene = this dish

>> No.9987470

Why bad cook always been american?

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>> No.9987539
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It's funny because it's true! Jack posters take note. You're doing your country proud.

pic unrelated. it's why american pizza is always late.

>> No.9988078

Fucking amazing. This happens on a small scale outside my house every evening, idiots just blindly roll up the ass of the car in front of them, then no one as any room to pass.

>> No.9988460

haha it shape like benis : - DDDDDD

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>> No.9988612

Why was this post removed?

>> No.9988617

by not going on /b/ you underaged child

>> No.9988645

why do you always post this?

>> No.9988663

Why does this guy keep posting this in the first place? >>/ck/image/Z6L_xX1tjXUyFH3UE4b2ZQ

>> No.9988678

If you think a webm being posted 10 times is a problem I'd hate to see what you think about the Jack webms that have been posted literally thousands of times.

>> No.9988680

I hate them enough to post the filter list whenever they show up.