/sip/ general

[Anonymous No.9979623]

why are sip threads being deleted all of a sudden edition
like why was it not an issue for the past 6 months but it is now?
which redbully is behind this?

[Anonymous No.9979640]

>>9979623
SUCCess breeds jealousy. Ignore the haters, guys.

[Anonymous No.9979645]

>>9979623
because these are garbage threads

[Anonymous No.9979647]

>>9979645
>hit bump limit every time
>garbage threads
LOL ok redbully

[Anonymous No.9979649]

>>9979623
drink a real drink you French bastard. like water.

[Anonymous No.9979651]

>>9979649
*sips fedora*

[Anonymous No.9979657]

>>9979640
true. and with each other's support we shall never fall

[Anonymous No.9979663]

>>9979623
these threads really belong on /x/ because an energy drink cant have zero calories or sugars, its paranormal.

[Anonymous No.9979665]

Winter is coming sip boys. This same thing happened on /fit/ a few times. The sip crew always prevails.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9979675]

>>9979623
No5>all energy drinks

[Anonymous No.9979676]

/r/ing Candie sip

[Anonymous No.9979685]

>>9979663
Agreed. Nothing with zero calories and zero sugar could be that crisp and refreshing.

[Anonymous No.9979695]

>>9979647
>it's not garbage, 'cause there's lots of it.

[Anonymous No.9979703]

>>9979695
Ask me how I know you're a newfag

[Anonymous No.9979707]

>>9979623
Spam and commercial advertising is a bannable offense

[Anonymous No.9979721]

>sipboys
You guys are worse than vape faggots.

[Anonymous No.9979732]

>>9979623
>obesity and rotten teeth general

[Anonymous No.9979739]

>>9979732
anyone have that picture of what monster did to that tranny speedrunner's teeth?

[Anonymous No.9979747]

>>9979707
"Spam and commercial advertising are bannable offenses."

Fixed that for you.

[Anonymous No.9979753]

Fuck off, retards.

[Anonymous No.9979779]

>>9979707
Yeah it was interesting and amusing at first to see the new style marketing/shill techniques aimed at the gullible millennial and gen z kid, but it got old fast.

[Anonymous No.9979827]

>sip threads got popular so now they're bad
>liking things means you're a shill
>assblasted redbullies come into threads full of things they don't like then act offended when they don't like them
You can't write this shit.

[Anonymous No.9979837]

>>9979827
>>9979647
>>9979657
>>9979665
This.

[Anonymous No.9979871]

Carry on sip boys. Pay the haters no mind. Someday they will sip and see. Until then, we’ll be sippin.

[Anonymous No.9979900]

Stop samefagging, sipcuck.

[Anonymous No.9979926]

>>9979900
don't be mad that we have unanimous
love and support from each other

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

[Anonymous No.9979933]

>>9979926
oh shoot
2 0 1 8 *

[Anonymous No.9980015]

Don't you have another thread to tend to? Leave, faggot.
>>>/fit/44336732

[Anonymous No.9980046]

Brehs

[Anonymous No.9980064]

>>9979926
>still typing 2 0 1 7 from muscle memory
>true sip boy detected

[Anonymous No.9980270]

>>9979623
Because they're not being made by the approved marketing secretary's at Monster.

[Anonymous No.9980292]

>>9980046
Yo nigga, I had the Blue Raspberry one!
Shit was dangerous.

[Anonymous No.9980315]

>>9980270
>marketing secretary’s
This is your brain on no-sips, people.

[Anonymous No.9980320]

>>9980292
Sour heads is the best I’ve tried so far. Cotton candy is weird. Worth it but weird. Got a champagne in the fridge.

[Anonymous No.9980398]

[Anonymous No.9980409]

>>9980270
Coke manufactures this shit faggots

[Anonymous No.9980534]

i love sip because sip loves me

[Anonymous No.9980541]

You faggots are shilling this shit on /o/ again?
Fuck off
>>>/o/18505671
MODS

[Anonymous No.9980548]

please get this faggot shit back to /r9k/ where it belongs ty

[Anonymous No.9980555]

>>>/r9k/18505671
>>>/r9k/42444255

[Anonymous No.9980560]

>>>/r9k/42465018

[Anonymous No.9980562]

>>9980541
>>9980555
nice falseflagging

[Anonymous No.9980573]

>>9980562
Nice damage control

[Anonymous No.9980579]

>>9980573
Thank you. I appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.9980599]

will this #viralmarketing ever go away?

>>>/wsg/2059423

[Anonymous No.9980652]

Best TRULY underrated sip? Protip: The only underrated Ultras are purple and blue, and blue is shit.
The true sip messiah.

[Anonymous No.9980653]

>>9980409
Coke distributes it, idiot.

[Anonymous No.9980937]

>red bullies are actually networking all the sip threads across different boards together

[Anonymous No.9981247]

>>9979827
>mfw 2018

[Anonymous No.9981347]

B E N E V O L E N T B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9983061]

GOOD FUCKING MORNING SIP BOYS

[Anonymous No.9983135]

[Anonymous No.9983310]

>>9981247
holy shit is this real?!

I WILL MARRY A GIRL THAT SIPS

[Anonymous No.9983627]

>>9983061
SIP in pieces Rich.

>>9983310
>sip grills are real

[Anonymous No.9983782]

/sip/ threads are being deleted? Great, no please delete the al/ck/ threads too and /ck/ will be a better place.

[Anonymous No.9983798]

>>9983135
You know you can get 3 for $5 now?

[Anonymous No.9983987]

>>9979871
red bull tastes like piss, i'll even get some cheap rockstar over it
hey whats the blue sip friend?

[Anonymous No.9984110]

Are mango loco and pipeline punch sips, bros?

[Anonymous No.9984310]

>>9984110
Is it a Monster product with Ultra in the name? No? Then it's not a sip!

[Anonymous No.9984428]

>>9979623
I saw today at the store they upped the price for the white monster to 1.24€ a can. Had bought 20 or so for exams at 1, and 'd have gotten 20 more if I had known about the hike

[Anonymous No.9984436]

>>9979623

Because memes and shitposting are supposed to go in /b/

[Anonymous No.9984516]

>>9979623
you're not getting deleted, you're getting pushed off the catalog because xmas break is over and the kiddies can't keep up anymore.

[Anonymous No.9984554]

>>9984516
nah they were deleted
don't be mad your redbull threads haven't consistently hit bump limit for half a year like ours

[Anonymous No.9984626]

>>9984436
>Because memes
It's not a meme. That's why people don't get it.
The S I P B O Y S weekly general is a collection of like minded anons who have a common interest in seeing that their need for 140 mg of caffeine and 200% of their daily value of 4 different B vitamins + taurine, guarana, l-carnatine, and ginseng is being delivered on with no sugar or calories. It's almost exactly like /alc weekly threads except instead of being focused on depression and disease, it's focused on positive energy and healthy habits. You see, Monster Energy™ doesn't just sell energy drinks, they promote a lifestyle - and so do the S I P B O Y S.

[Anonymous No.9984636]

>>9984626
this.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9984639]

>>9984626

Le meme.

[Anonymous No.9984651]

First time sipper. Is this kino?

[Anonymous No.9984674]

>>9984651
how did it turn out?

[Anonymous No.9984681]

>>9984674
More delicious than I'm comfortable admitting desu.

[Anonymous No.9984691]

>>9984651
I used to like that sip with tanqueray

[Anonymous No.9984761]

>>9984681
Welcome to the sip crew

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9985162]

>>9979623
Respect to all the boys getting b&. We got your back bros

S I P B O Y S 2 01 8

[Anonymous No.9985253]

>>9979623
I don't mind the energy drink threads but it really looks suspect when you post the same exact drink and brand every time

[Anonymous No.9985276]

>>9985253
>being this paranoid
Let me guess bro--you haven't tried that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™

[Anonymous No.9985283]

>Not drinking sparkling cherry rockstar

People REALLY drink monster and redbull sludge? Ffs

[Anonymous No.9985318]

S I P B O Y S 2018

[Anonymous No.9985325]

>>9979623
Why is Red Bull better?

[Anonymous No.9985343]

>people retarded enough to advertise for free on 4chan
you guys realize some kike started this "sip" shit right?

[Anonymous No.9985355]

>>9985162
improved

[Anonymous No.9985400]

>>9985343
Hey lil buddy maybe try googling paraphrenia after you finish those tendies

[Anonymous No.9985421]

>>9979623
you have to be 18 to use this website

[Anonymous No.9985460]

>>9984516
No, they'll make it to page 9 or 10 but then they get bumped with spam by the one obvious fsggot that makes/lives in these threads.
All the more reason to delete/ban these threads.

[Anonymous No.9985479]

>>9985460
>O B S E S S E D with sips
>has never sipped
This is a special kind of mental illness

[Anonymous No.9985491]

>>9985479
No, I like to cook and discuss cooking, but since you're a shill faggot that won't stop shitting up my board, I'll shit up your threads.

[Anonymous No.9985532]

>>9985479
Your persistence here is more evident of mental illness than the fact that people don't want this shit on this board.

[Anonymous No.9985534]

>>9985460
>lives in sip threads and constantly complains
>has never sipped
>has never felt the crisp refreshment of that first sip of the day
>has never felt the rush of 200% DV of four different B vitamins
>has never experienced the satisfaction of tfw 2 for $4
>has never felt the textured can
>has never felt the tingle in his dingle at the thought of that can
>averts his eyes from the cooler section any time he enters a gas station
>thinks it's just a meme
>has literally never sipped once in his entire heckin life
Can't make this shit up boys

[Anonymous No.9985539]

>>9985491
Wait so you have sipped? Wtf?

>>9985532
*tips*

[Anonymous No.9985696]

>>9980046
Cotton candy flavor will go perfect with your perfume faggot

[Anonymous No.9985783]

>>9985696
Bro I made your pic related. I'll sip a bang if I feel like it.

[Anonymous No.9985926]

Blue is new to me, I also got The One Flavor and a grape can which isn't grape at all.

Grape can is good.

[Anonymous No.9985949]

>>9985460

>it's just one fag shilling
>literally just coca-cola ceo
>no i swear literally bruh 4real

89 / 31 / 44 / 1

[Anonymous No.9985950]

>tfw out of sips

coles is doing a 4pack for 7.60, might have to mosey on over

[Anonymous No.9985974]

>>9985949
You're a fucking retard m8

[Anonymous No.9986015]

>>9979647
>hurr durr I bump my own threads therefore this is a quality thread

[Anonymous No.9986027]

>>9986015
See
>>9985949

[Anonymous No.9986037]

>>9986027
That proves literally nothing, retard.

[Anonymous No.9986038]

>>9986027
>its totally not fake faglords!!!!
>check out these obvious samefag posts

The good part of you ran down your mothers ass crack

[Anonymous No.9986042]

>>9986037
But it does anon

[Anonymous No.9986048]

>>9986038
>That same lad who doesn't know what samefagging is and misuses the term

[Anonymous No.9986071]

>>9986037
>literally nothing
Please elaborate. Please tell us about the arbitrary, meaningless numbers down in the corner.

[Anonymous No.9986113]

>>9986048
Samefag
A person who posts trying to:
-act like more than one person
-bump a thread

samefagging
The act of bumping your own thread/post/video etc. on a forum/website/image board/message board to make it more popular than it actually is among real people. Used as a way to 'kick start' a post to help it gain popularity.

Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.9986133]

>>9986037
>>9985974

Here, for you brainlets arguing about S I P B O Y S.

Compare it to literally any other thread on 4chan and you will see that, despite your best efforts, /SIP/ General is actually high quality content.

Let's just stop replying to them.

[Anonymous No.9986148]

>>9986133
>high quality content
Except it isn't.
And taking the average number of posts to the number of posters doesn't disprove the possibility that one faggot is making most of the posts.

[Anonymous No.9986159]

>>9986133
>can of monster shopped into Spongebob picture
>can of monster shopped into Trump picture
>can of monster shopped into Simpsons picture
>can of monster shopped into Seinfeld picture
>photos of cans of monster
>posts that say nothing but "S I P B O I S"
Real high quality content we got here.

[Anonymous No.9986179]

>>9986148
It is me. I am the faggot making most of the posts. In fact, I have made all of the posts. All of the sip posts are me. Claim you prize, for you have cracked the code. I am the one and only sip boy. I am Sipacus.

[Anonymous No.9986183]

>>9986159
Literally none of them say "S I P B O I S" my subliterate dude.

[Anonymous No.9986199]

>>9986183
see
>>9985318
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9986215]

all I want is to sip ultra black and ultra violet

why does this god forsaken country only carry the white can and ultra sunrise

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9986231]

>>9986215

I just had my second Ultra Violet.

First one I was ehhhh....

Second one I was like oooooh...

[Anonymous No.9986241]

>>9986215
>>9986231
>"hurr durr better create a diversion!"

[Anonymous No.9986251]

>>9986241
huh?

[Anonymous No.9986263]

>>9984110
No, but they're damn good. Try ultra red.

[Anonymous No.9986286]

>>9986251
You aren't fooling anyone, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9986290]

>>9986286
what are you on about you fucking autist

what am I making a diversion from

[Anonymous No.9986328]

>>9986199
b8 or actual illiteracy?

[Anonymous No.9986345]

>>9986328
Nice b8 you got there faggot.

[Anonymous No.9986712]

>>9986290
He thinks the world revolves around his sip hating

[Anonymous No.9986757]

>>9986263
>Try ultra red.

[Anonymous No.9986765]

>>9986757
You should be sipping.

[Anonymous No.9986782]

>>9986765
>fedoraposting

[Anonymous No.9986797]

tfw sipping without a cigarette is not the same

my sipping experience will never be as it once was

[Anonymous No.9986804]

>$1.99 sips at my grocery store
>but the White is always sold out

[Anonymous No.9986812]

>>9986797
>"hurr durr being a cuck to only one addiction doesn't feel good enough"
You might as well just keep smoking, your heart's fucked anyway. F

[Anonymous No.9986829]

>>9986812
>"Caffeine is in coffee, tea, soft drinks, chocolate and some nuts. Whether high caffeine intake increases the risk of coronary heart disease is still under study."

>"Many studies have been done to see if there's a direct link between caffeine, coffee drinking and coronary heart disease. The results are conflicting. This may be due to the way the studies were done and confounding dietary factors. However, moderate coffee drinking (1–2 cups per day) doesn't seem to be harmful."
-American Heart Association

What's gone so wrong in your life that you hang out in a fucking energy drink thread being as much as a wanker as possible to everyone? Chill out babe, an ice cold sip will sort you out

[Anonymous No.9986831]

>20+ posts deleted
So the sipcuck babbies keep crying to the mods and getting their way.

[Anonymous No.9986834]

>>9986829
>being this defensive

[Anonymous No.9986839]

>>9986831
this board is truly cu/ck/ed

[Anonymous No.9986845]

what's the consensus on nos
I always liked it

[Anonymous No.9986848]

>>9986845
It's good, but you're not allowed to talk about anything other than Monster in these threads.

[Anonymous No.9987565]

Good morning S I P B O I S 2 0 1 8. Just had my first sip of the day. Stay sippin

[Anonymous No.9987586]

>>9986845
Nos is fuckin amazin, so good. Grape is ok, but the og is god tier.

[Anonymous No.9987695]

Just had an orig sip on an empty stomach and now it feels like I'm dying

[Anonymous No.9988177]

I just wanted to let you know, that I'm having a sip right now

[Anonymous No.9988194]

>>9988177
This guy gets it.

[Anonymous No.9988305]

>>9979623
lol faggot

[Anonymous No.9988380]

>>9986797
>not sipping with a J

[Anonymous No.9988447]

Uh oh. This meme is out of date.

[Anonymous No.9988488]

Does it have to be a white Monster? I'm having a sip of tea but it is also very good.

[Anonymous No.9988492]

>>9988194
Is Trump Grabbing Clinton by the pussy in that picture?

[chop No.9988532]

>>9988492
Learning some new moves from Slick Willy

[Anonymous No.9988610]

>>9988488
Nah dude you sip whatever you want. We’ll be here when you decide to Unleash the Beast.™

[Anonymous No.9988632]

>>9981247
is that boxxy?

[Anonymous No.9988665]

>>9988632
Yeppers.

[Anonymous No.9988704]

>>9988492
tHAnk you I'm not the only one who notices

[Anonymous No.9988758]

>>9986804
I buy white sips in bulk at Sam's Club, $1.50 a can when you buy cases fampai

[Anonymous No.9988824]

Is Gatorade an acceptable /sip/? Lean has endorsed it

[Anonymous No.9988874]

>>9988492
It's how you properly greet your bros, Anon
Just give it a shake, geez, it's not gay

[Anonymous No.9989059]

Someday boys. Someday.

[Anonymous No.9989573]

>>9989059
What in the FUCK man I was halfway to 7-Eleven before I realized that’s fake

[Anonymous No.9989592]

>>9988824
Sadboys and /sip/boys have nothing to do with each, breh.

[Anonymous No.9989636]

>>9989592
Ah fuck. I can't afford my daily white unless I get a job.

[Anonymous No.9989693]

>>9989592
I realize that there’s no way to prove this, but I started the sip boys thing last January because I was obsessed with “Gatorade.” It didn’t really catch on until I put it in the Winnie the Pooh thing this guy >>9988447 posted. So actually yeah, sad boys directly inspired sip boys.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9989716]

[Anonymous No.9989737]

>>9989693
>bragging about starting a shitty "meme"
The cancer is unreal.

[Anonymous No.9990145]

>>9989737
>bragging
>meme
This guy has clearly never tried that first sip of Monster Energy™ Zero Ultra™

[Anonymous No.9990159]

>>9988447
>YEARS COME AND GO
>BUT YOU KNOW WE STAY
>S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9990654]

I had to leave my girlfriend a few days ago, going to be gone for 2 months for work.
I opened my backpack for the first time today and found a bag with 2 Monster Energy™ Zero Ultras™, 1 Ultra Sunrise™, a large bag of beef jerky, and a note.
This is true love fellow sippers. I'm going to marry this girl.

[Anonymous No.9990670]

DOG its all about that purple monster, and that peach tea monster, and that orangeade tea monster

[Anonymous No.9991018]

>>9990654
I need this in high res for a wallpaper like yesterday

[Anonymous No.9991964]

[Anonymous No.9991998]

Here's a protip; If your thread is being regularly deleted it means you are not wanted and need to stop. See also; Jack threads.

[Anonymous No.9992006]

Just bought a new case of sips and I can't wait to crack one open for breakfast

[Anonymous No.9992029]

>>9992006
Thanks for the blog faggot.
Thanks for also posting that same picture that gets posted in every single sip thread.

>"sip threads are quality content"

[Anonymous No.9992040]

>>9992029
It's /b/ tier ironic shitposting with the same exact fucking reposts every single time. This is why this shit doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.9992078]

>>9992040
It's gone far beyond ironic shitposting. They have become that which they make fun of.

[Anonymous No.9992080]

>>9992029
>>9992040
Thank you for coming into a thread of things you don't like to explicitly state you dislike them. Tell ya what, you're right. I should probably inject some more OC into this general. I'll work on that tomorrow so keep an eye out for it!
Sip on my friends.

[Anonymous No.9992083]

>>9992080
>actually announcing that you're going to take time out of your day to photoshop cans of monster into pictures
Good god you're pathetic.

[Anonymous No.9992091]

>>9992083
No I'm bored and use Photoshop in my line of work anyway so improving that skill and pissing you off at the same time, while sipping on a nice cold can, will just make my day better.
Have a good night Anon, I'll see you bright and early tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.9992139]

>>9992080
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9992651]

>>9983987
looks like the ultra violet

[Anonymous No.9992655]

>>9979623
>general

[Anonymous No.9992683]

>>9979623
High carb, low drag

[Anonymous No.9993516]

>>9992083
Quite the low energy post friend, have a cool, refreshing and energizing /sip/

[Anonymous No.9993714]

Guess who’s sippin boys. It’s me.

Also traffic sucks lol.

[Anonymous No.9993897]

Anyone here drinking /alt-sips/?

>Cheap af (only 25 cents plus can)
>Tastes good
>Barely any calories
>No sugar

[Anonymous No.9993909]

Underage: the thread.
Saged

[Anonymous No.9993951]

>>9993909
UNSAGED

[Anonymous No.9993961]

>>9993897
Where?

[Anonymous No.9994244]

>>9993951
LMAO
when will redbullies learn?

[Anonymous No.9994358]

>>9979623
It's just not the same as S I P P I N G in the summertime, lads. Nothing quite like >tfsotd in a warm outdoor environment. Been getting my caffeine fix with coffee lately.

[Anonymous No.9994404]

>>9979623
because they are paid advertisement shill threads.

[Anonymous No.9994712]

>>9994404
OK then someone owes me a shitload of money.

[Anonymous No.9994753]

>>9994244
Lidl in Germany.

[Anonymous No.9994922]

I posted this 8 days ago
an entire case of white and 10 purples are gone
help me

[Anonymous No.9994949]

>>9994922
>34 sips in 8 days
>help me
Sounds like you got it all figured out bro

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9994964]

>>9994922
Unironically you're going to die.

[Anonymous No.9995096]

3 for $5 at my local 7/11

[Anonymous No.9995210]

/sip/is the shittiest forced meme.

[Anonymous No.9995238]

>>9988665
Oh come on don't get his hopes up.

No, it's not boxxy

[Anonymous No.9995253]

>>9980046
post pics of sip grill pls.

[Anonymous No.9995262]

Just a reminder that everyone posting in this thread is a massive faggot

[Anonymous No.9995278]

>>9995262
t. massive faggot

[Anonymous No.9995677]

>>9994404
Damn, I wish they paid me to promote the sweet taste of /S I P S/.

[Anonymous No.9995774]

>>9995677
Sipping is its own reward.

[Anonymous No.9995778]

>>9995774
True enough

[Anonymous No.9996392]

Had me some sips and citron vodka tonight. It's better than it should have been.

[Anonymous No.9996462]

is the white can rlly that good? i've been hooked on the og monsters for like 6 years now and i need less sugar in my diet

[Anonymous No.9996475]

>>9996462
I recommend you get a can and try it. It has a flavor closer to Sprite than the OG monster but it really is good

[Anonymous No.9996480]

>>9980315
This is your phone on autocorrect you nigger juice loving cocksucker

[Anonymous No.9996486]

>>9996475
>I recommend you get a can and try it.

[Anonymous No.9996512]

>>9996486
>is the white can rrly that good?
It was a question you fucking faggot. If you don't know if you like something you try it. In this case it involves spending a whole (($2.00)) on a can. Sue me.

[Anonymous No.9996527]

>>9979623
only an occasional /sip/boi but they really do give the smoothest energy buzz. All of the vitamins and the lack of sugar help to temper the caffeine.

[Anonymous No.9996618]

>>9996480
Bro it’s doubly retarded because a ““marketing secretary””” is not a thing.

[Anonymous No.9996622]

I actually tried a sip recently, usually I get other brands

I was surprised at how good it tasted for a zero calorie energy drink. I'll probably get it again.

[Anonymous No.9996637]

>>9996527
>the smoothest energy buzz
This is what I’ve been saying this whole time. It’s fuckin smooth baby. Your typical coffee buzz is too jagged. Too harsh. A sip buzz is so smooth it’s almost soothing.

[Anonymous No.9996645]

>>9996622
>>9996527
wow that is truly amazing you guys wow thank you so much for sharing i am going to go buy some right now.

[Anonymous No.9996666]

>>9996645
Very cool. Post pics when you do. Can’t wait bro.

[Anonymous No.9996769]

>>9986845
nos is the best energy drink

thoughts on the new NITROMANGO flavor?

imo:
citrus = mango >> original >>>> grape

[Anonymous No.9996898]

>>9984651
back in my day we had yellow sips

[Anonymous No.9997088]

someone post the sipboiz trump tweet

[Anonymous No.9997103]

>>9979623
Because Monster stopped paying chinkmoot.

[Anonymous No.9997134]

>>9996392
I'm guessing citron sips + vodka > sips + citron vodka

[Anonymous No.9997147]

>>9997088
Comin atcha 1/2

[Anonymous No.9997151]

>>9997088
>>9997147
2/2

[Anonymous No.9997728]

>>9989059
What flavor would that even be?

[Anonymous No.9997767]

ok, I'm going to try one to see if it helps me study
you fuckers better not have memed me

[Anonymous No.9997849]

>>9988488
im sipping tea too, only mine has kratom mixed in

[Anonymous No.9997908]

>>9997728
My mind went to limeade for some reason, but I'm not entirely sure. Maybe something that's supposed to give off a subtle lime flavor or something.

[Anonymous No.9997959]

man, sugar free energy drink always tastes like ass. go hard or go home, 10g/100ml minimum or bust!

[Anonymous No.9997968]

Any other Germanfags addicted to these? I cannot get enough, they taste so amazing.

[Anonymous No.9997971]

>>9997968
forgot the pic lmao

[Anonymous No.9997995]

How rare are yellow/orange sips?

[Anonymous No.9998009]

>>9997968
>>9997971
الألمانية هنا، وهناك جيدة جدا

[Anonymous No.9998022]

>>9998009
i don't get it

[Anonymous No.9998047]

why sip energy drinks when you can sip beer

[Anonymous No.9998055]

>>9986804
>tfw i live in australia where no-one realises how good the white sips are
im sorry anon

[Anonymous No.9998067]

>>9998047
You know, that makes me wonder how /sip/ reacted to Four Loko. Was it before these threads were around, or did I miss it?

[Anonymous No.9998203]

>>9998055
tfw we will NEVER sip black, blue, yellow, red or purple

[Anonymous No.9998225]

>>9998203
i have imported black, blue and purple, nothing to write home about tbqh. white sips are tops my man.

[Anonymous No.9998230]

>>9998225
cost much to import?

[Anonymous No.9998264]

>>9998230
what is usual for postage plus give or take $10 iv'e found, but you may end up paying a fair bit if you are buying a few because the package can get pretty heavy. but what is usual plus a bit more is still a bit dear from my tastes. if you do import though there is a good chance they will be flat when they arrive.

[Anonymous No.9998271]

>>9998264
forgot to say when i got a few that were flat it put em in my mates sodastream, we had a pretty nice time.

[Anonymous No.9998663]

How people can swallow this sweetened filth, I'll never know.

[Anonymous No.9999003]

>>9997971
Used to drink this stuff but the original one, the other flavors are way too sweet. Now I'm hooked with >>9993897

[Anonymous No.9999075]

Best sip

[Anonymous No.9999108]

>tfw 2 for 3
>tfw sips always in stock

my job fucking rocks

[Anonymous No.9999278]

Current status: sippin

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.9999298]

>>9999278
although not a real sip yellow rehab is really really nice
good taste anon

[Anonymous No.9999419]

>tfw acquired a source of redbull for 24c a can
So long suckers

[Anonymous No.9999426]

>>9999075

Not a sip

[Anonymous No.9999565]

>>9999419
Who's dick are you sucking for a deal like that anon

[Anonymous No.9999571]

[Anonymous No.9999616]

[Anonymous No.10000778]

are Chads sips?

[Anonymous No.10000993]

>>9993714
what city is that?

S I P on, bro

[Anonymous No.10001139]

>>10000993
San Diego. The 163 N coming out of Balboa Park. Beautiful drive.

[Anonymous No.10001280]

>>9999419
You got a source of piss that costs you nothing already, go all the way

[Anonymous No.10001433]

anybody tried vodka with zero ultra?

[Anonymous No.10001459]

>>9999565
You know these hostesses that drive around in red bull cars and hand out cans? Found out the have a small warehouse next to where i work.
They get it for free and instead of giving it all out for free, they sell most of it.

[Anonymous No.10001554]

>>10001459
Just the OG redbull or do they have other flavors too?

[Anonymous No.10001573]

>>10001554
Just og & sugar free. At least that's what i saw a guy unloading from a truck.

[Anonymous No.10001697]

>Store out of normal sips
>Decide to try this sugar sips

It was very nice. I was surprised when I read it had milk/cream in it

[Anonymous No.10001706]

>>10001697

[Anonymous No.10001989]

>>9983627
I have a coworker who just drinks those.

[Anonymous No.10002000]

>>10001989
Interesting! Thanks for contributing~!

[Anonymous No.10002171]

>>10001433
I've tried it with the orange one, was pretty good

[Anonymous No.10002281]

so are only the zero cal monsters official sips?

[Anonymous No.10002344]

>>10002281
Yeah, you're not allowed to discuss any other kind of energy drink or else the smug cunt that lives in these threads will shit on you. These threads are mainly reserved for posting unfunny pictures with monster cans shopped into them and saying "sip" a lot. No actual discussions.
Monster must pay Hiromoot good money to keep these threads going.

[Anonymous No.10002706]

>>10002281
It depends on who you ask. Some will argue only the Zero Ultra counts as a sip, some, including myself, believe any of the Ultra family of Monster are sips, and another group will lay the claim that any sugar free energy beverage is a sip. Pick your poison m8.

[Anonymous No.10002747]

>>9980046
love the vanilla cherry and the star blast.

[Anonymous No.10002775]

15 bucks for about 60 drinks worth. cmon get on my level

[Anonymous No.10002786]

>>10002344
I mean this is why the threads are getting deleted. Deenz general is fine because it's literally just discussing all kinds of canned and jarred seafood, when these threads are literally just monster viral marketing.

[Anonymous No.10002814]

>last sale sip at my local grocery store was during the Christmas holidays

[Anonymous No.10002817]

>tfw last sale on Sip was during the Christmas holidays

[Anonymous No.10002829]

>>10002786
But that's wrong. Literally look at the post before yours.

[Anonymous No.10002845]

>>10002829
>one example among 231 posts, most of them shitposts

[Anonymous No.10002883]

>>10002845
See
>>10001706
>>9999278
>>9999075
>>9997971
>>9996769
>>9993897
>>9985283
>>9980652
>>9980046
And go fuck yourself for making me expend effort to prove you wrong.

[Anonymous No.10003229]

>>10002883
Only 1 of those has a sip in it

[Anonymous No.10003339]

>>10002883
>90% of those posts only replies are you
Bro lmao

[Anonymous No.10003357]

>>10002706
Actually they're all Zero Ultra in the family

[Anonymous No.10003387]

Does this mean that the alcoholism threads are going to be deleted too?

[Anonymous No.10003422]

>>10002775
How much caffeine be in there

[Anonymous No.10003442]

>>10003422

[Anonymous No.10004496]

>>10002775
Nigga this shit looks foul asf

Looks like it's a preworkout for gamers

[Anonymous No.10004933]

SIPPIN ON SOME SIP
https://youtu.be/CIgg9mVQTBw

[Anonymous No.10006042]

SIP Brigadier reporting in

[Anonymous No.10006128]

>>10006042
Best morning sip ez

[Anonymous No.10007288]

>>9979663
>>9979685
lol go on

[Anonymous No.10007686]

Just cracked this tasty sip. What u boys up too tonight

[Anonymous No.10007749]

>>10007288
I don’t know man. The truth is out there.

[Anonymous No.10008298]

So just sugar substitutes like erythritol loaded with caffeine, right? What the hell is this meme about?

[Anonymous No.10008351]

>>10008298
Here's a basic gestalt

[Anonymous No.10008467]

>>10008298
>meme

[Anonymous No.10008476]

>>10008351
Fair enough.
>>10008467
Also fair.

But why the stupid SIPBOOOOOOOOOYS spamming? Its not funny, its not informative, its not even creative. Why?

[Anonymous No.10008515]

>>9984626
you mean shill threads

[Anonymous No.10008590]

>>10008476
>But why the stupid SIPBOOOOOOOOOYS spamming? Its not funny, its not informative, its not even creative. Why?
To annoy critics. You gotta understand from the day sip threads started people from day one were calling everyone shills and saying tiw as marketing. Instead of arguing with every idiot people just started saying sip boys to annoy them and have some fun. See>>10008515
Morons still cant wrap their head around the fact some people like the damn drink. I dont get why its so hard to understand.

[Anonymous No.10008603]

>>10008476
It is a subversion of contemporary hype culture, applied to a relatively menial and easily accessible low calorie beverage brand that is easily consumed and enjoyed without worrying about the fattening syrups found in most other products of a similar nature. I think the main goal is just to foster a sense of community around those who feel that they need a guilt free pick-me-up every once in a while, those who can't always make it through their day without a little help, and maybe a little chuckle, even a silent, internal one, at an ultimately meaningless, but somehow personal, image related to an energy drink line that we all enjoy.

[Anonymous No.10009087]

>>10008476
>>10008298
>can of monster shopped into Spongebob picture
>can of monster shopped into Trump picture
>can of monster shopped into Simpsons picture
>can of monster shopped into Seinfeld picture
>Photos of cans of monster
>posts that say "sip" a lot without any kind of purposeful discussion
That's literally it.

[Anonymous No.10009175]

>>10004496
keeps me focused and helps with my workout.

[Anonymous No.10009266]

>>10009087
Let that hatred go my man. You're doing nothing but raising your own blood pressure.

[Anonymous No.10009274]

>>10009266
Let this shit die already man. It's stale and you're trying too hard.

[Anonymous No.10009279]

>>10009274
Don't bother. Redditors need their sub-communities and won't stop until every board is filled with General threads for each autistic interest of theirs where they just circle-jerk and contribute no original content.

[Anonymous No.10009465]

>>10009279
>the guy that's getting angry about an energy drink interest on a mongolian basket tossing forum is calling others autistic

[Anonymous No.10009590]

Which octane /sip/ do you prefer? For me, it's Ultra Supreme.

[Anonymous No.10009691]

Yo I finally found a gas station with a good variety of sips. Had a cherry nos for the first time and it was amazing. Also had the salted caramel monster and it was was decent. Obviously mocha is the best monster coffee sip tho

[Anonymous No.10009696]

>>10009465
I'm not angry, I'm just being critical of "general" thread in general. If we don't criticize parts of the community that are absolute cancer (like general threads) then 4chan is destined to just get worse and worse.

[Anonymous No.10009710]

>>10009696
Filter the thread newfag

[Anonymous No.10009715]

>>10009696
So you would rather have fragmented multiple threads than one general that contains all of what you don't like, which you can therefore scroll past.

[Anonymous No.10009719]

>>10009715
Worked fine that way before general threads became a thing. Circle-jerks are cancer.

[Anonymous No.10009732]

>>10009710
I usually just ignore it. The other guys comment caught my eye so I came in to express my opinion. Now I'll leave you guys to have your little fagfest.

[Anonymous No.10009751]

I can't fucking find this anywhere

[Anonymous No.10009900]

>>10009751
be grateful then

[Anonymous No.10010001]

>>10009719
Discussion threads are the same as generals in function except that they act as simple containment and an easy way to spot the proper thread to direct comments, thoughts, and questions so that the board doesn't get clogged up by several similar threads, but rather just suffers one. Trend towards entropy, build towards order, faggot.

[Anonymous No.10010038]

>>10009696
How new are you?

[Anonymous No.10010402]

>>10008603
This guy basically gets it. Please post more often.

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 8

[Anonymous No.10010453]

>>10010402
S I P B O Y S
Just pasta it when people talk about not getting it. Maybe put it in the OP.

[Anonymous No.10010467]

>>9979623

[Anonymous No.10010634]

So I tried the white flavor of this stuff this morning. Not bad, but too sweet for my taste. I realize it has no sugar or calories, but I thought it seemed quite syrupy. Are the other flavors less sweet?

[jordan mobile No.10010705]

Is this rare? Only seen it one place, same place that sometimes has yellow sips

[Anonymous No.10010719]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Monster Energy memes. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of energy drinks most of the jokes will go over a typical consumer's head. There’s also the Monster Energy Blend, which is deftly woven into the beverage - a holy nectar of taurine, panax ginseng, l-carnitine, caffeine, guarana extract, glucuronolactone, and inositol, for instance. The sippers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Monster Energy truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the fact that Monster Energy Zero Ultra contains both zero sugar and zero calories. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as every sipper’s genius wit unfolds itself on their screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Monster Energy tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

[Anonymous No.10010855]

>>10009590
Regular because I'm not some gay who needs Racing /sips/

[Anonymous No.10011058]

>>10010634
They tend to all be pretty sweet, maybe try yellow if your place has it.

[Anonymous No.10011086]

>240mg of caffeine

best sip

[Anonymous No.10011337]

Sip sip boy

[Anonymous No.10011343]

Sip is nice. there's so much salt in the can you can leave them in the car overnight and enjoy an icy cold sip on the ride to work

[jordan mobile No.10011448]

If sipping had a theme song what would it be?

[Anonymous No.10011476]

>>10011448
This obviously
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gmWmvR_PwXA

[Anonymous No.10011494]

>>10011448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jEq8-YtFw8

[Anonymous No.10011498]

>>10011448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VJ39nVIBk

[Anonymous No.10011508]

>>10011448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qE9wZS0RX0

[Anonymous No.10011542]

>>9984626
Well said. I personally prefer more caffeine so sip on zero calorie fruit punch Rockstar when I'm really trying to get pumped, but anytime I just want to sip™ to give me a little boost throughout the day and crave a more nuanced taste of Monster™ White, I'll grab my most preferred sip™.

[Anonymous No.10011564]

>>9979623
I haven't been to /ck/ in a long while. Is the same shit as that banana on /b/?

[Anonymous No.10011565]

>>10003442
It doesn't say the caffeine content.

[Anonymous No.10011573]

>>10011476

[Anonymous No.10011576]

>>10011565
Caffeine [√]

[Anonymous No.10011582]

>>10008467
To be fair, Monster™ spends a LOT on marketing. People with Monster™ stickers on their car didn't pay for them, and I have seen a special Rockstar or Nos/Full Throttle cooler anywhere, but I have for Monster™

[Anonymous No.10011626]

>>10011448
Only the best for the S I P B O Y S
https://youtu.be/uRqe-xjaFdQ

[Anonymous No.10011631]

>>10011626
>song takes a full minute to become decent
is this a stealth /mu/ post

[Anonymous No.10011635]

>>10011631
Continue listening, it gets better

[Anonymous No.10011640]

>>10011582
to be fair you need a high metabolism to enjoy Monster™ Energy Zero Ultra™

[Anonymous No.10011661]

>>10011631
About 3:13 it really starts hitting it's stride

[Anonymous No.10012481]

>>9979623
hoping that fellow br/o/s see the way this time
>>>/o/18538262

[Anonymous No.10012601]

>>10012481
Why do you continue to do this after /o/ moderation keeps deleting your threads?

[Anonymous No.10012643]

>>10012481
Get fucked you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.10012654]

>>10012643
>>10012601
i lost this battle, but not the war, redbullies

[Anonymous No.10012658]

>>10012654
Answer the question, why do you feel the need to post this unrelated filth on an automotive board? Bump this dead thread instead

[Anonymous No.10012666]

>>10012658
how is it unrelated?
by that logic gamerfuel threads on v should be banned

[Anonymous No.10012676]

>>10012666
Because discussing what flavored beverages you are consuming should stay on /ck/. Adding "drive" to the title doesn't make it appropriate. What's even worse is you link the thread here hoping people join you because /o/ doesn't give a shit

[Anonymous No.10012690]

>>10009087
Get rekt.

[Anonymous No.10012710]

>Bought the last citrus sips from local mart
Can't even bring myself to drink the last one

[Anonymous No.10012712]

>>10002281
ye but feel free to post whatever here (except for redbull)
we're all inclusive my man

[Anonymous No.10012715]

Bros I'm sick with the flu. What sip should I get to boost my immune system?

[Anonymous No.10012789]

>>10012690
Just as unfunny as the rest though

[Anonymous No.10012919]

GET EQUIPPED WITH
/SIP/ SHOT

[Anonymous No.10013500]

To the Anon who originally posted the sip + citron vodka combination I owe you a handjob. This is some high quality stuff.

[Anonymous No.10014043]

>>10012789
Oh shit it’s the meme police