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What is the food equivalent of this?

>> No.9977801
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black mirror cake

>> No.9977802

bacon dipped in sriracha

>> No.9977803
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>> No.9977805

>>9977797
standard american diet

>> No.9978100

Soylent Green
>OI WOT IF YER FOOD WAS PEOPLE? BLOODY MENTAL INNIT

>> No.9978107

>>9977803
I was confused by the question, until I saw this strong answer.

>> No.9978117
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hmmmm

>> No.9978130

>>9977797
Pasta and pizza

>great until americans fucking ruined it.

>> No.9978168

I'd say some American extention/reboot superior to a British original. Like breakfast sausages. Lincolnshire sausage and chipolatas, while still good, just don't hold a candle to American breakfast sausage links. Or like bacon. Ameribacon rashes/streaky bacon, which is always cured and cold smoked, is infinitely superior to British bacon, which is cured, sure, but more commonly available unsmoked (smoked varieties are available, too, but they're not nearly as popular).
So there you have it: breakfast meats are the Black Mirror of food. Originated in Britain. Pretty good in its original, British forms. But far better once they've crossed the pond.

>> No.9978192

>>9978117
Uber Eats.. but the drivers harvest your organs and sell it via another app. BLOODY HELL

>> No.9978265

>>9978168
>Ameribacon rashes/streaky bacon, which is always cured and cold smoked
Traditionally, yes and it's a fine product which is why I make my own. However, 95% of people in the US have only ever had the injected and tumbled supermarket mass produced garbage that has been nowhere near any smoke.

>> No.9978274

>>9977797
Imagine a dark future in which you are confined to posting on 4chan most of the day and having a shitty life haha

>> No.9978279

WHITEY BAAAAD
DARKIE GOOOOOD

>> No.9978296

>>9977797
Blowfish sashimi

>> No.9978311

>>9977797
Australian mcdonalds
>overpriced
>wanky
>poor value for the effort you spend waiting for "fast food" that takes 15-30+ mins to even deliver
>literal holes in the wall make better burgers and fries and cost 1/2 as much
https://mcdonalds.com.au/menu/gourmet-creations

>> No.9978370

>>9978265
So when packages of mass-produced American-made bacon proudly proclaim to be smoked with this wood or that, they're flat-out lying?
Quick!
Call the FTC! (or whichever agencies cover false advertising in the US)

>> No.9978398

Is this some normie show

>> No.9978401

>>9977797
McDonald's obviously

>> No.9978409

>>9977797

Something reminiscient of an older recipe that sounds really interesting but turns out disappointing. Oatmeal raisin cookies.

>> No.9978412

>>9978311
It took a minute to load the page, is this the Australian internet I've heard about?

>> No.9978426

>>9978412
just your typical bloated usa/aus shit websight design desu

>> No.9978503

>>9978398
No it’s too intellectual

>> No.9978506

>>9978503
Normies think it's intellectual, but it's a series of stupid premises

>wot if, the bees were robots?
>wot if, you could electrocute a black man's consciousness for fun?

>> No.9978509

>>9978100
Pfftptf

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>>9978274

>> No.9978521

>>9978274
Also your entire post history is saved and the worst bits are shown at your funeral

>> No.9978522

>>9978503
>technology run amok
>dumb people dont talk about this every fucking chance they get because they thunk it makes them smart

>> No.9978534

>>9978521
While your virtual downloaded self is also watching the pathetic funeral

>> No.9978541

I only liked USS Callister, Hang the DJ and Black Museum of the new season.

>> No.9978547

>>9977797
Any expensive food hall with very limited seating in a major city.

>> No.9979980

>>9978541
4th season was eh desu, thats fair

>> No.9980063

>>9977797
>turns out the pizza was a simulation

>> No.9980076

>>9979980
Was it? 3rd was quite brilliant. And the Christmas ep of the 2nd series (with Jon Hamm), before moving off of C4 and on to Netflix was similarly fantastic.
Have yet to see the current one. What makes it 'eh' IYO, anyway?

>> No.9980085

>>9978130
accurate

>> No.9980174

>>9980085
>>9978130
I'm surprised you guys don't think the third series wasn't a strong improvement over the prior two. Well, most of the third series, at least. First ep was not very good, though I found the ending amusing.
San Junipero is the best ep of the whole show thus far, the one with Mackenzie Davis and Oogabooga Africanname in it.
I think the reason I don't care much for the first and second series is because of how fantastic National Anthem, the very first episode of Black Mirror to air, was. It comes in at a close third, behind San Junipero and the Christmas one. I thought it was simply brilliant but felt the rest of the first and second series were playing catch-up with until the Christmas ep premiered.

>> No.9980220

>>9977797
An icecream pie, warm and crispy on the outside, firm cold and unforgiving on the inside. Honestly delicous too, and it can be adapted too all different tipes of pies, berry, fruit, doesn't matter.

>> No.9980240

>>9980076
The Jon Hamm episode was a complete mindfuck, one of the best episodes, the one with all of the people riding those bikes to earn credits and shame all the fat people was eerily similar to how a 4chan inspired world would be.

>> No.9980290

>>9980240
I didn't think Fifteen Million Merits was so great, probably because it directly followed National Anthem. Had I seen it on its own without the vastly superior preceeding episode, I might have appreciated it more but as I watched it the week following Black Mirror's premiere episode, which blew me away completely, it left me with a very 'meh' reaction, wishing it could have reached the similar peaks for me the prior episode did.
Fat people still suck, tho.

>> No.9980457

>>9978100
this.

>> No.9980484

>>9978541
I only liked Black Museum off the new season.
White Christmas is peak Black Mirror for previous seasons

>> No.9980489

>>9980076
Not the guy you're replying to but I have the same feels.
4th season takes away the darkness and mindfuckery that the previous ones had. It's more of just a meh good quality tv show now

>> No.9980502

>>9980174
>San Junipero is the best epi....
And I couldn't stomach reading more.
If you're a grill, than I suppose this is acceptable because women are packminded and just mimic what they read in Cosmo, or saw on MTV.
If you're a guy, then plz kill yourself.
White Christmas is vintage Black Mirror at it's finest, and objectively the best episode of the series.

>> No.9982625

>>9980502
Really, the episode is quite good. If you don't like it because the main characters are dykes, that's fine, I guess, but do you dislike the writing, as well? What about the pacing and concept? I found them all superb.
And now that I think of it, I might like it as much as I do for biased reasons, much the same way you dislike it for bias. Taking personal biases out, I concede that WC is better overall. It's better written, more highly conceptualised and better thought out but SJ impacted me more because reasons.
>plz kill yourself
And go to San Junipero? Yes, please.