/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9975099]

ITT: Foods that gatekeepers label as "childish" but are actually fucking delicious

[Anonymous No.9975123]

>>9975099

Fried PBJ's are amazing.

[Anonymous No.9975261]

[Anonymous No.9975284]

A really good hot dog. Natural casing. Mustard and onions.

[Anonymous No.9975288]

Grilled cheese

[Anonymous No.9975301]

>>9975288
Add a bowl of hot tomato soup and you got yourself a good ass meal.

[Anonymous No.9975314]

>>9975288
>>9975301
Use sourdough and sprinkle parmasan on the bread after you butter it before frying

[Anonymous No.9975337]

[Anonymous No.9975495]

>>9975099

what is a gatekeeper?

[Anonymous No.9975502]

>>9975495
>you're not a real fan of cooking unless you use this $500 Japanese knife
>if you don't watch kurosawa films you can't say you like movies
that sort of shit

[Anonymous No.9975507]

>>9975337
Tasty but too many calories for what it is.

[Anonymous No.9975510]

Fuckin mac and cheese; that shit's my comfort food.

[Anonymous No.9975515]

>>9975510
Put a layer of bread crumbs on top and you have my kryptonite

[Anonymous No.9975538]

[Anonymous No.9975549]

>>9975538
Brit food is so shit-tier

[Anonymous No.9975567]

>>9975538
That's just lazy

[Anonymous No.9975569]

>>9975538
That's not childish, that's just shitty

[Anonymous No.9975581]

>>9975549
>>9975567
>>9975569

It's better than you'd think, our baked beans aren't in any way similar to what you'd eat in the US.

Mention a PBJ over here and they'd either ask what it is or think that sounds like a disgusting combination.

[Anonymous No.9975585]

>>9975581
Don't assume everyone's a burger

[Anonymous No.9975588]

>>9975585
Literally every other submission so far is US food.

[Anonymous No.9975592]

>>9975588
>people eating food from other countries in the 21st century
How weird

[Anonymous No.9975644]

>>9975507
Would you believe me if I told you unfrosted has just the same amount of calories as frosted?

>the 10/10 qt3.14 on me floor is cooking cupcakes
>my room is right next to the kitchen
>tfw my room smells like chocolate cupcakes and all I can think of is her
>and her low v-neck tits

[Anonymous No.9975656]

>>9975644
And here's my contriboot
It should be an international law to serve these at every bar

[Anonymous No.9975681]

>>9975581
oh I'm sorry we'd have to call it by it's regional name, A slutty nutty and bloody berry butty.

You fuckheads put frenchfries between pieces of bread and call that shit good, fuck off with your shit opinons

[Anonymous No.9975703]

>>9975656
>breaded wings
pleb

[Anonymous No.9976183]

>>9975502
IE insane and inane pretentious faggots

[Anonymous No.9976224]

Chef Boy-ar-dee

[Anonymous No.9976227]

>>9975703
what are you, one of those grilled chicken wing faggots?

[Anonymous No.9976233]

>>9975337
Put your poptarts in the freezer for a bit before eating them if you want to be a real hero.

[Anonymous No.9976238]

>>9976224
nope nope nope

[Anonymous No.9976262]

soy milk

[Anonymous No.9976274]

>>9976262

[Anonymous No.9976292]

>>9976227
Fried or die

Anyway are biscuits for kids?

[Anonymous No.9976329]

>>9976292
I guess they did want fried

[Anonymous No.9976337]

>>9975099
PB&J is basically a pastry. How did I eat those foe lunch for so long? Oh yeah, because I was a child.

[Anonymous No.9976347]

>>9976337
>implying you can't be a healthy adult and eat pastries on a regular basis

As long as the rest of your diet is relatively healthy and you get a decent amount of exercise you can have your cake and eat it too.

[Anonymous No.9976360]

>>9976329
Brazil?

[Anonymous No.9976362]

>>9976292
my grandmother would beat the christ out of you over that comment about biscuits. those biscuits are the food of gods

[Anonymous No.9976363]

>>9975284
Yes. People stuck on Oscar Meyer or worse their whole lives don't understand. A hot dog is a sausage and there's no reason it has to be the shittiest quick bite you eat all year.

A nice hot dog with the snap of a natural casing, with a warm bun and fresh onions and mustard is perfect. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.9976369]

>>9975099
PB&J is great but I can't stand the normal stuff.

Dave's Bread + Natural Peanutbutter + Jam (or sugar free Jam if you don't care about splenda) is great with coffee. The wonderbread and jiff and jelly is way too sweet.

[Anonymous No.9976371]

>>9975681
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.9976381]

>>9976329
Damn that was satisfying to watch

[Anonymous No.9976397]

fuck the memes, chicken tenders are delicious and no amount of /r9k/ autism can take that away from me

[Anonymous No.9976405]

>>9976371
Not really, it's impossible to sell most US produce in Europe because of the ridiculous low standards of the FCC.

Hersheys can't even legally be labelled as chocolate.

[Anonymous No.9976407]

>>9976397
fuck yeah brotha I love me some tendies

[Anonymous No.9976419]

>>9976405
>the ridiculous low standards of the FCC
Oh please, a fuckton of european products can't even be designated as X when they haven't been made in the immediate surroundings of an incredibly small Y area.
Some kind of middle ground would be in order.

[Anonymous No.9976425]

>>9976405
>FCC
You sure about that champ?

[Anonymous No.9976434]

>>9976363
Okay so I know this is a little weird, but instead of onions I use some green bell peppers I fry a little with butter, it sounds a bit gross but it's so nice

[Anonymous No.9976490]

hotdish

[Anonymous No.9976500]

>>9976224
holy god, i just threw up from that.

[Anonymous No.9976506]

>>9975099
Well done steak with ketchup.
>inb4 hurr durr u must consume nasty raw meat with blood to be real man! Ketchup is for babbys!

[Anonymous No.9976536]

>>9976224
This gave me weird almost painful tingly feelings in my legs. Is there a word for that?

[Anonymous No.9976541]

>>9975123
I didn't even know this was a thing. That looks fucking delicious.

[Anonymous No.9976557]

>>9976224
Hands got sweaty, heart beating faster . . . all the nope I've had, have, and will ever have. Hell fuck no.

[Anonymous No.9976561]

>>9976224
Darwinism at its finest

[Anonymous No.9976572]

>>9975538

Back up for a real delight

[Anonymous No.9976575]

>>9976397
any chicken not made into tendies is a chicken wasted

[Anonymous No.9976578]

>>9976572

[Anonymous No.9976633]

>>9976434
That actually sounds tasty as fuck

[Anonymous No.9976663]

>>9975099
>not extra crunchy PB&J
fag

>>9975123
shit's delicious

>>9975261
no

>>9975284
mah nigguh

>>9975288
>>9975301
>>9975314
so many ways to make a grilled cheese great, in the mornings i usually add eggs and bacon

>>9975337
mah nigguh

>>9975656
agreed, although that's more of a man's meal

>>9976224
mah nigguh

>>9976292
Fuck no, good biscuits are a treasure

>>9976490
What the fuck is that shit

>>9976578
shits good

How are people forgetting pig in a blanket? Shit's fucking great

[Anonymous No.9976670]

>>9976663
>mass replying
>doesn't know about hotdish

you are a faggot please kys

[Anonymous No.9976675]

>>9976670
>kys
>expecting me to know about some snow nigger dish that most likely sucks
you're an even bigger faggot than me and you know it

[Anonymous No.9976682]

>>9976675
>hasn't even tried it

remember Anon, horizontal wrist cut for attention, vertical wrist cut for results. end it.

[Anonymous No.9976689]

>>9976675
>>9976663
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.9976693]

>>9976682
>hurr durr kill your self XD1!!1!!
>this minnesota(canada) dish isn't shit trust me!!!
I'm from New Orleans, I don't have to try it, I know it is a lot worse than anything I have tried

[Anonymous No.9976699]

>>9976693
>lives in Nigger Shitleans
my condolences

[Anonymous No.9976705]

>>9976699
>lives in canda
Yeah same buddy, also New Orleans is bigger than the French Quarter you snow nigger

[Anonymous No.9976740]

tendies are inferior to dino nuggies

[Anonymous No.9976753]

>>9976705
>>9976693
>>9976675
>>9976663
just stop posting you buttblasted retard

[Anonymous No.9976761]

>>9976753
>>9976699
>>9976689
Better than sameposting like you, chuckle fuck

[Anonymous No.9976776]

>be me
>work at safeway as courtousy clerk in high school
>walk aroud store with broom and dustpan sweeping the floors.
>knock a pizza lunchables on the floor when no ones looking.
>sweep it into dustpan
>walk into the bathroom and eat pizza lunchables
>repeat

Im 34 now and i’ll still eat me up too many dem pizza lunchables.

[Anonymous No.9976848]

>>9976776
that's fucking hilarious you degenerate thief
those are tasty as fuck

[Anonymous No.9976862]

>>9976776
one of those is the same price as a frozen pizza
I know you're stealing them but fuck

[Anonymous No.9976870]

>>9976862
I know. It was truely the perfect crime. I only talk about it now Because statute the limitations has expired.

[Anonymous No.9976940]

>>9976682
>not doing both

[Anonymous No.9977033]

>>9976362
Your granny likes cocks in her ass.

[Anonymous No.9977060]

>>9977033
my granny likes cock everywhere apparently. she had 10 kids... and is white. kek

[Anonymous No.9977111]

>>9976682
What about diagonal

[Anonymous No.9977112]

>>9976536
sympathetic response

[Anonymous No.9977145]

>>9976434
Not gross at all bruh it's better than ketchup

[Anonymous No.9977203]

>>9976776
I always hated this garbage, even as a kid. What's the point of a pizza that hasn't even been cooked? I can understand cold leftover pizza but this shit is just awful.

[Anonymous No.9977208]

>>9976682
How the the fuck are verticals wrist slit meant to be better. I mean you would literally have to follow the whole vain down the arm, slicing it with surgical perfection.
One deep cut across the wrist, or better the forearm would expose many more arteries, hence quicker blood loss...
On topic sausage in bread is top tier comfy

[Anonymous No.9977212]

>>9975284
>good quality dog with onions, spicy mustard, and a bit of saurkraut
love me a good hot dog

[Anonymous No.9977216]

>>9976227
Those mini donuts were a serious problem for me in my freshman year of college.
I think I gained 5 pounds alone off the little fuckers just because they were only $1.50 in my dorm's vending machine.

[Anonymous No.9977225]

>>9976224
Just, WHY?

[Anonymous No.9977252]

>>9977208
Horizontal cuts require sawing through tendons to puncture an artery, and it will take much longer to bleed out. Vertical cuts will kill you much more quickly and cleanly.

[Anonymous No.9977341]

>>9976663
Why do people mass reply like this? "This", "I agree" and variations thereupon don't suddenly become worthy contributions if you're mass replying. It's a shite way to respond to a single post and it's even more shite directed towards multiple posts.

[Anonymous No.9977343]

>>9977341
what's worse is that the people doing it genuinely don't realise that they're shitposting.

[Anonymous No.9977352]

>>9975337
Looks like a black person, big coon lips smiling, looking sus to his right

[Anonymous No.9977384]

>>9976224
I want him to fall reeeeeee

[Anonymous No.9977530]

>>9977212
This. Been craving one for weeks.
Had filet tonight was great. Thought about a chili dog a few hours later. Fml

[Anonymous No.9977594]

>>9977216
Dude, at the poor people's shopping places you can get the bags for that much. Do you live in Canada or the west coast or some shit?

[Anonymous No.9977603]

>>9975510
The new normie reddit bacon tier food meme. When will it end?

[Anonymous No.9977606]

>>9975099

I'm from bong land, what does a peanut butter & jelly sandwich taste like?

I presume over here I'd use jam or marmalade?

[Anonymous No.9977608]

>>9975538
>no black pepper
>no Worcestershire sauce
>no grated cheese

Are you even British?

[Anonymous No.9977610]

>>9977594
vending machines hike the prices like crazy, esopecially on college campuses because they know the students have no other option

[Anonymous No.9977613]

>>9977606
It tastes like peanut butter and jam, are you that fucking dense?

[Anonymous No.9977619]

>>9976663
Pigs in a blanket were dopeness. I remember waiting for hours it seemed for my dad to make those. I was still eating Kids Cuisine and wasn't even potty trained yet.
>>9976776
You have taste my Anon. Your tastebuds must be proud.
When I was in 4th grade I come up with a Paco, a pizza taco, from that exact lunchables. Then I was given some Paco jeans or something and lost my mind thinking someone stole my million dollar idea. Remember the fucking nacho ones!?? I remember the first time I mixed the cheese and sauce together and started stacking more than one nacho, I felt like a king...

Then I got to the point that I was able to stack the ham/turkey, cheese, and make like two sammiches of three layers and realized it was time to move onto bigger sammiches. That was the end of me and lunchables, until I was fired from my job junior year in hs for skipping work to eat lunchables as dinner with my ex on her birthday at the empty airfield where we fucked.

[Anonymous No.9977627]

>>9977613

I want to know more though. Like how do the flavours mix? Do they contrast giving two different flavour journies, or do they combine to make an entirely new sensation? How does the thickness of peanut butter mix in with the goopy syrupiness of the jam as they meet your saliva and your tongue? How does it feel when you put your dick between the slices and let the peanut butter and jam squish back and fourth, coating your cock while making noises as you thrust back and fourth? Does the white bread add to the overall sweetness or does it act as a seperator to isolate the flavours?

There are so many things I need to know anon

[Anonymous No.9977636]

>>9977610
Yeah I know it. Around campus the prices (not just in the vending machines) at the nearby CVS, Hucks, and everywhere else really including all places like Steak n Shake and panda Express - prices are hiked up around 200-300% and people honestly think that buying a meal plan is the affordable solution to paying for purposefully increased price food that is the same portion size for everyone.
>tfw half gallon if milk is $3.50
>when hot pockets are almost $6

[Anonymous No.9977649]

>>9977627
It depends on what jam you use, but it's basically like a fruit and nut bar but softer, pastier, and slightly sweeter.
White bread is associated with it but it's a pleb choice, ideally you should use a nutty, fibrous bread like multigrain or oatmeal.
Also, consume with a glass of whole milk, Always.

[Anonymous No.9977680]

>>9975099
>Not mixing the peanut butter and jelly before spreading it on the sandwich
Dirtying up a bowl to make a couple of these is honestly worth it in every way, added bonus, the jelly won't soak through the bread if you're making them to eat later

[Anonymous No.9977714]

>>9975507
Calories were invented by the jews so they could sell you weight loss programs and fad diets.

[Anonymous No.9977926]

Peanut butter was originally paired with a diverse set of foods, such as pimento, cheese, celery, watercress, and toasted crackers.[3] In a Good Housekeeping article published in May 1896, a recipe "urged homemakers to use a meat grinder to make peanut butter and spread the result on bread." The following month, the culinary magazine Table Talk published a "peanut butter sandwich recipe.[4][5] In the early 1900s, this sandwich was adopted down the class structure as the price of peanut butter dropped. It became popular with children by the 1920s as manufacturers began adding sugar to the peanut butter.[6] Since World War II, both peanut butter and jelly were found on US soldiers' military ration list

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made with white bread, two tablespoons each of peanut butter and strawberry jelly, provides 27% of a person's Recommended Daily Intake of fat and 22% of their calories.[1]

While roughly 50% of the calories are from fat, most of them come from monounsaturated fat and polyunsaturated fats, which have been linked positively with heart health.

[Anonymous No.9977961]

I rarely have a pb&j anymore, but when I do I have it on a croissant from the bakery I work at.

Fucking fresh chocolate croissant+peanut butter+jelly has been my fucking jam lately.

Also, raspberry best j

[Anonymous No.9978007]

Actually seen a mongoloid on this board gatekeeping pizza as if your a child for eating it. Maybe just workout a little and you can make your soyboy diet more flexible?

[Anonymous No.9978014]

>>9978007
>My rent's out the fucking roof but at least I have one of these on every block.

I know what I'm eating today.

[Anonymous No.9978015]

>>9977603
>new

[Anonymous No.9978037]

>>9978014
>rent

[Anonymous No.9978040]

>>9976663
>>9977619
Those aren't pigs in blankets though?

Pic related are.

[Anonymous No.9978043]

>>9977714
Gas prices were invented by the jews so Hitler couldn't gas them anymore

[Anonymous No.9978056]

>>9975337
fucking hell bro

[Anonymous No.9978124]

>>9975099

[Anonymous No.9978129]

[Anonymous No.9978172]

>>9978124
No matter how many times I eat it and love it, I always think I'm going to be disappointed by it. Rice pudding is great.

[Anonymous No.9978177]

>>9978172
Similarly, a creamy, nutmeg-gy pot of hot custard.

[Anonymous No.9978213]

>>9977603
You don't leave the basement much, do you?

[Anonymous No.9978257]

>>9975581

[Anonymous No.9978322]

>>9975099
I want to make pb&j with Japanese milk bread but the only bakery in town that makes it closes whenever I get the chance.

[Anonymous No.9978575]

>>9978040
Never even seen those, pigs in a blanket in the best country in the world are like >>9976663

Also why did I get banned for replying to >>9976689
>>9976682
>>9976670
>>9976699
This fucking retard, I didn't even say anything worthy of being banned

Fucking mods suck dick, probably a faggot from minnesota who can't handle that his hotdish sucks ass and that New Orleans cuisine is the best in the States

[Anonymous No.9979923]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0b-QYFQTuc

Just had a bowl of pic related with some sriracha and soy sauce. For about 5 minutes it felt like my lips were melting to my teeth. And i was watching vid related as well. Shit's tight yo.
i genuinely think I'm going to invest in this method of noodle making if it turns out to be cheaper and healthier. I believe the effort is worth it then.
>noodles

[Anonymous No.9980345]

>>9977352
What the fuck are you talking about

[Anonymous No.9980412]

>>9976224
wahoo letsa go!

[Anonymous No.9980417]

[Anonymous No.9980467]

>>9976405
>FCC

[Anonymous No.9980738]

>>9977352
Glad I wasn't the only one who saw that.

>>9976776
kek this is funny and clever anon. I actually like to sneak those into the movie theater.

[Anonymous No.9980773]

>>9976224
This guy doesn't know the concept of fear, huh? Or does he not care if he falls?

[Anonymous No.9980998]

>>9975099
>childish
lunchables, i eat them at work too

[Anonymous No.9981222]

>>9978129

Oatmeal cookies are absolutely delicious, but 99% of the time they're ruined by raisins. You rarely ever see oatmeal and chocolate chip. I don't hate raisins, but they do not belong on a cookie.

[Anonymous No.9981248]

>>9981222
Have you tried making homemade oatmeal cookies with "fresh" raisins that are still soft? I like those, but I've had store-bought oatmeal cookies that had these dried and hard raisins that were unpleasant to eat.

[Anonymous No.9981266]

>>9981248
I can't remember a time I've ever made oatmeal cookies myself. As much as I like them, I still prefer sugar cookies. All the oatmeal cookies I eat are usually homemade from family gatherings.
But I don't think the quality of the raisin will change my mind. I just don't want fruit and cookies to mix.

[Anonymous No.9982085]

>>9976329

what happened to his leg? is that rigor mortis?

[Anonymous No.9982118]

>>9975681
Nice turn of phrase, but
>food gatekeeper thread
>hanging shit on chip butties
110% of my daily requirement of irony in one easy to swallow post, holy shit

[Anonymous No.9982121]

>>9982085
No. Rigor takes several hours to kick in. That, my friend, is a spinal shock injury.

[Anonymous No.9982123]

>>9976663
That is a bastardized sausage roll.
>>9977608
>>9977619
Brits call it Worcester sauce. Only Americans call it by the full name.
>>9978007
Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?

[Anonymous No.9982126]

>>9977208
Smart people go for the brachial artery, one tiny cut under the biceps and you're dead in about 4 minutes.

[Anonymous No.9982132]

>>9975502
I once cut a block a spam into slices for frying with the tins lid. I cooked it in a dinged up pan on a hotplate on the bare concrete of a garage floor. Am I a gatekeeper?

[Anonymous No.9982148]

>>9976224
This reminds me of that one time I legitimately thought I was going to die. I fell backwards off a ledge I did not know was there and fell about ~20 ft into some bushes. I only had two thoughts while I fell. "Huh, I thought there was ground there" and "I wonder how long till I get to the bottom"

[Anonymous No.9982158]

>>9976870
Only pussies talk about crimes committed after the statute of limitation has passed.

[Anonymous No.9982160]

>>9980738
Can we all just analyze the idea of an adult man assembling a lunchables pizza while watching a movie?

[Anonymous No.9982530]

>>9976274
Ruined a perfect human with race mixing.

[Anonymous No.9982539]

>>9976740
Fuck off, william. These are garbage

[Anonymous No.9982677]

>>9981222
I like them with dried cranberry.

[Anonymous No.9982856]

>>9976663
Fuck off replying to every post you nightmarish cunt

[Anonymous No.9982859]

>>9976224

[Anonymous No.9982891]

>>9976224
Why are there holes in his pants?

[Anonymous No.9982911]

>>9975099
Carl's jr Chicken Stars. Idk if they still make them but I would eat them all the time. They tasted better then all the other chicken nugget/tendy stuff they had

[Anonymous No.9982924]

>>9980998
objectively wrong
not delicious

[Anonymous No.9982931]

>>9976740
200g turkey nuggets: £2.50
200g turkey dinosaurs: £1.00

Dunno why they do this but I got a freezer full of dinos, great little snack.

[Anonymous No.9983657]

>>9976329
This is a blue board.

[Anonymous No.9983684]

>>9975581
heinz beans are pretty similar to standard campbell's baked beans

[Anonymous No.9983692]

Marzipan. And marshmallow fondant. Fuck bulk made fondant though.

[Anonymous No.9983711]

>>9983692
Marzipan is great, Get some really nice vanilla ice cream and put a few cubes of pic related in it.

[Anonymous No.9983761]

>>9983711
That does look good, but I tend to make mine at home.

[Anonymous No.9983783]

kaya toast and fuckloads of butter

[Anonymous No.9983794]

>>9978040
These delicious little bastards have to be proof of god.

[Anonymous No.9983819]

>>9983761
Any secrets you'd like to share? I've been considering making my own battenberg cake for some time but I've never made marzipan before.

[Anonymous No.9983838]

>>9977606

Use strawberry or grape jam.
Orange marmalade wouldn't be too tasty.

[Anonymous No.9983870]

>>9977208
Think about veins as a tube, how do you think it would lose more liquid if u cut horizontal ou if you cut vertical

[Anonymous No.9983890]

>>9983819
It's stupid easy, any recipe will work.

I use almond extract and do 1:1 almond/sugar, other than that this one is pretty spot on: http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/easy-homemade-almond-paste-marzipan-148988

[Anonymous No.9983901]

>>9980417

Thank you.

[Anonymous No.9984501]

>>9983657

[Anonymous No.9984507]

[Anonymous No.9984528]

>>9984501
i'd fall off and die desu

[Anonymous No.9984658]

>>9984528
You can't take normal sized steps?

[Anonymous No.9984690]

>>9983657

Blue enough for you?

[Anonymous No.9984796]

>>9976360
yes

[Anonymous No.9984828]

>>9984501
>live leak
Did he died?

[Anonymous No.9984865]

>>9977627
Why not just fucking make one than and find out?

[Anonymous No.9984921]

>>9976405
>FCC
>federal communications commission
>anything to do with food
So thankful Ajit Pai repealed that law on curry

[Anonymous No.9985448]

>>9979923
Holy shit that video is awesome. What a legend.

[Anonymous No.9985454]

>>9975337
i want to punch the graphic designer

[Anonymous No.9985461]

[Anonymous No.9985520]

>>9985461
I don't speak Italyian, is that prune juice? In English-speaking countries that's for the elderly to help with bowel conditions rather than kids

[Anonymous No.9985543]

>>9985520
It’a a baby food in Italy, mashed prune pulp. There are others flavour like Apple and banana but prune is the best. However in Italy elderly people eat it top for the same motives as british elderly

[Anonymous No.9985644]

>>9976561
You want his babies?

[Anonymous No.9985661]

>>9985644
WTH are u saying

[Anonymous No.9985712]

>>9975284
Chicago style hot dogs are my weakness. Love a good longboi sandwich.

[Anonymous No.9985728]

[Anonymous No.9985730]

>>9984921
Kek

[Anonymous No.9985758]

>>9984507
Never been a big fan of sloppy joes. Don't know why, and can't explain. They aren't bad, and all I've ever had were good, but I just don't enjoy them.

[Anonymous No.9985774]

>>9981222
Child detected. Sweet and tart is a great combo.

[Anonymous No.9985798]

>>9975288
add spinach and sliced tomato

[Anonymous No.9985816]

>>9977603
/thread

[Anonymous No.9985833]

>>9980998
is that nuggets, cheese, preztels and mini cookies? the fuck kind of meal is that? especially for kids, no one should eat this.

[Anonymous No.9985838]

>>9984501
did he change shirts or am i color blind?

[Anonymous No.9985846]

>>9978056
When i see these I just think about how shitty capitalism can be.
Toaster Strudels came out and were better in EVERY single way compared to Pop Tarts. But slowly they changed the filling to cheaper less flavorful junk. It continued to remain cold unless you burnt your toaster strudel. They slowly shrunk the amount of icing you got until it was barely enough, all the while making it taste worse.

Like Papa Johns pizza it continued to look the same as the superior version from the past, but objectively became shit and its competitors became viable options again.

[Anonymous No.9985871]

[Anonymous No.9985878]

>>9985871
Holy fuck that looks tasty

[Anonymous No.9985895]

>>9985846
man don't even give me the papa johns nostalgia...as a kid my grandpa would come over every weekend and bring a papa johns pizza and it was so fucking good, it's probably why i was a chubby kid but i didn't care. it was great and i had a good time with my favorite relative. then my grandpa died and years later papa johns closed in my town. FFW 14 years later and they brought it back, i was so happy
>give me those good times papa johns
>just for a moment
it tasted like shit, anon. what did they do to my papa johns?
>it closed back down after 4 months
papa johns came back and ruined my childhood, it should've stayed dead.

[Anonymous No.9985903]

>>9985833
if he had a smoothie like in this pic then it's not so bad, it's a bit high in sugar, but it could be a lot worse

[Anonymous No.9985914]

>>9985903
i just don't understand what you do with the cheese, do you put it on the chicken? the pretzels? or eat it plain? i'm confused so i got angry, im sorry.

[Anonymous No.9985933]

>>9985903
is this dollar guy's pic from when he was younger?

[Anonymous No.9985939]

A sharp cheddar and jam toasted sandwich

Real cheddar, none of that plastic textured, chemical tasting shit you people call cheddar.

[Anonymous No.9986217]

>>9977606
You have to use rasberry jam, with nice big chunks of rasberry in there. If you wanted to get the jam and mash up a few rasberries in it that would be god tier. Use crunchy peanut butter. Toast the bread.

[Anonymous No.9986272]

>>9975337
>S'mores flavor
>Not blueberry

[CRANK No.9986300]

>>9977033
Not true other wise she wouldn't have had a bunch of kids.

[Anonymous No.9986309]

>>9976776
I worked at a gas station in high school, and did the same thing with energy drinks, and those expensive iced coffees. I'd stock the cooler, and mix as many as I wanted in with the empty boxes and slip them into my car on the way to the dumpster. The human garbage can I worked with was too busy snorting Oxys in the bathroom to notice, so.

[CRANK No.9986353]

>>9977252
I've don't both not so true.
A sharp blade does the job better regardless.
>pussy.
Nope just a masochist.

[CRANK No.9986359]

>>9977343
I'm not taking advice from someone who misspelled realize.
If you can type a coherent sentence I don't care how many fucking posts or reply's you make.

[Anonymous No.9986403]

>>9977203
Kids are stupid so they like dumb shit. Put pizza sauce on basically anything and call it "pizza thing" and a kid will eat it.

[Anonymous No.9986428]

>>9985939

>gatekeeping in a thread about gatekeeping

[Anonymous No.9986463]

>>9976329

Dude.

Like kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.9986476]

ITT: Tasteless "I don 't care if it's trash!" retards

[Anonymous No.9986483]

>Brits call it Worcester sauce. Only Americans call it by the full name.
So you've never been out west then?

[Anonymous No.9986498]

>>9986476
Found the gatekeeper.

Why don't you take your pretentiousness and shove it up your gaping asshole, cockgobbling soyboy?

[Anonymous No.9986507]

>>9976329
What a happy ending, I was really scared it was going to go the other way.

[Anonymous No.9986512]

>>9985661
it wasn't rekt, he made it, which means he's suited for reproduction

[Anonymous No.9986518]

>>9986498
>My deep fried butter isnt trash! I like it! That makes it good!

[Anonymous No.9986529]

>>9986518
>Look at my strawman! The foods YOU like are trash and only the food I like is good! I know what REAL food is!

You're a garbage human. I hope hitler comes back from the dead just to gas your worthless ass.

[Anonymous No.9986533]

>>9986529
If hitler were alive today you fatasses would be the first in the gas chambers

[Anonymous No.9986551]

>>9986533
>everyone who eats unhealthy food is fat!

Stupid AND arrogant. A deadly combination. Shouldn't you be gobbling your mom's cock at this hour?

[Anonymous No.9986557]

>>9986551
There's nothing wrong with eating unhealthy bullshit now and again, but this thread is "HAHA I EAT UNHEALTHY BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS YOU'RE DUMB XDDD"
This is fat blindness

[Anonymous No.9986564]

>>9986557
>"HAHA I EAT UNHEALTHY BULLSHIT ALL THE TIME AND IF YOU THINK IT SUCKS YOU'RE DUMB XDDD"

Literally where? I don't think I've seen a more delusional misrepresentation of a thread. You're head is so far up your own ass all you see is shit.

[Anonymous No.9986574]

>>9986564
*your

Since I know that's what you're going to attack next, you have no other argument.

[Anonymous No.9986590]

>>9986533
But he was a big old bitch that lost a war, put his country into ruin, and killed himself for being a failure

[Anonymous No.9987115]

>>9984690
Sick fuck should be shot

[Anonymous No.9987183]

>>9986359
>americans

[Anonymous No.9987190]

Chicken tenders, Mac n cheese, French fries, mozzarella sticks, pizza

[Anonymous No.9987204]

>>9985846
>i need communism because someone made a shitty pastry i don't like!
You """people""" are the absolute funniest.

[Anonymous No.9987243]

>>9984690
Who is he?

[Anonymous No.9987285]

>>9975510
add sirachi to it.

[Anonymous No.9989044]

[Anonymous No.9989114]

>>9984501
palms are sweaty

[Anonymous No.9989121]

>>9987204
>A business has to grow to infinite dollars, it can't just make something good and occupy that niche
>Constant penny pinching to the detriment of the consumer is a good thing

Typical Trump voter

[Anonymous No.9989204]

>>9985846
>>9989121
>waaa waa it's big bad capitalism's fault people are greedy!! why didn't bernie win? :( stupid drumf

Fuck off, ignorant cuck.

[Anonymous No.9989208]

>>9976490
fuck, i could go for a hotdish right about now

[Anonymous No.9989310]

>>9976329
based

[Anonymous No.9989467]

>>9989204
>fall in lockstep and accept whatever pig slop large corporations throw into my trough that will appeal to the LCD
>calls others cucks
LMAO, the absolute state of the right!

[Anonymous No.9989479]

>>9989467
>strawmanning this hard

LMAO, the absolute state of the left!

[Anonymous No.9989488]

>>9975337
Holy shit.
S'mores Poptarts are the Poptart equivalent of crack.

[Anonymous No.9989516]

>>9982123
>Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?

Du peace de la resistonse

[Anonymous No.9989520]

>>9976776

>eating in the bathroom

[Anonymous No.9989561]

>>9982123
>Why was the centre pepperoni slice put in place after it was sliced?
looks like it came from that top slice.

[Anonymous No.9990842]

>>9987243
Former Vice-President of the United States.
Don't worry he does it to everybody.

[Anonymous No.9990862]

>>9989520
>Not eating ice cream in a hot bath
>Not eating a bowl cereal in the shower

[Anonymous No.9991400]

>>9975581
>can of flavourless hienz bakes beans better than you'd think"
>thinking that there's a huge difference between UK and US baked beans
oh honey I'm sorry

[Anonymous No.9991411]

>>9977606
never never never use marmalade

[Anonymous No.9991450]

>>9976397
Tendies are simple and sublime

[Anonymous No.9991581]

>>9975337
literally just bought 2 boxes of these
so fucking good

[Anonymous No.9991594]

Red beans and bbq sauce is god tier

[Anonymous No.9991643]

>>9989520
>not smoking on the toilet
>not drinking a beer while taking a piss

[Anonymous No.9991829]

>>9975681
Chips on a white bread roll with shitloads of tomato sauce are the fucking best, chop off your fingers and never shit up the internet with your stupid opinions again.

[Anonymous No.9991830]

>>9975123
>heated peanut butter
>heated jelly

[Anonymous No.9991843]

>>9976490
American names for things never fail to make me laugh at how fucking basic and to the point they are.

[Anonymous No.9991899]

>>9985903
>360 calories
>50g carbs
>24g sugar
>13g protein
>11g fat
>4g sat. fat
>All from a thing that is 96 grams total, and a 177ml drink

Those are absolutely terrible macros my dude,

[Anonymous No.9991903]

>>9977530
>>9977212
Y'all ever have a Flint style Coney's with onions and mustard? Try it when you get the chance.
Out. Of. This. World.

[Anonymous No.9991909]

>>9986359
I'm not taking advice from someone who misspelled replies.
If you CAN'T type a coherent sentence I don't care how many fucking posts or replies you make.

[Anonymous No.9991912]

>>9986564
That was a very fat argument, how much do you weigh?

[Anonymous No.9991926]

>>9990842
Lmao @ the bottom left pic, dude doesn't look too happy that old mate is getting close with his grill.

[Anonymous No.9991957]

>>9990842

[Anonymous No.9993760]

>>9975502
i stand at the gate of a community and keep people who are too young or too poor from entering, am i a gatekeeper?

[Anonymous No.9993822]

>>9976224
It's a bit weird but whenever I get creeped out by this sort of thing I feel it in my pelvic floor and my balls sometimes. Anyone know if that's common?

[Anonymous No.9993840]

Zebra cakes, Cosmic brownies, or school breakfast pizza.

[Anonymous No.9993866]

>>9993840
Literally like eating air.

[Anonymous No.9993877]

>>9982160
I worked in a grocery store for a year before I quit because I was so ragingly alcoholic, but there was a guy from way back in elementary and high school that worked there and he would frequently microwave pizza lunchables.

[Anonymous No.9993886]

>>9984690
Whoa, that was a bit much. I understand if he might have just given her a peck on the head like an old grandpa for a second but he was so ceremonious about pulling back her hair and everything. Both of the girls were like clearly what the fuck just happened.

[Anonymous No.9993917]

Non-murrican here, PB is ok in moderation, but PBJ is fucking disgusting, what is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.9993925]

>>9993840
cosmic brownies are the shit