/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9973226]

how the fuck is it possible to eat this much in one sitting?

[Anonymous No.9973229]

Ask your mom

[Anonymous No.9973230]

eats an entire hamburger in less than 3 seconds. how can I learn this?

[Anonymous No.9973296]

The average human stomach capacity is about 1 liter, but it can be stretched to a maximum of almost 2 liters by trained competitive eaters and guys like this.

I would say his biggest obstacle here was the beef and the onions, in fact probably the onions moreso than the beef. All that cellulose.

The bulk of that meal is actually the carbs, those big fluffy buns and the french fries. Carbs pretty much turn to soup as soon as they touch stomach acid, so those were likely no problem (this is why even a 60 lb little girl can eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting). Same goes for that processed cheese, that shit probably dissolved like nothing.

With that in mind his meat challenges are way more impressive than his carb challenges (the egg one was a fucking feat), but what I'd REALLY like to see is a challenge with a really fibrous food, like a fried kale or creamed spinach challenge. Creamed spinach would be particularly amazing because of how filling dairy is.

Jesus, I drank way too much coffee this morning

[Anonymous No.9973298]

>>9973296
This was an informative post anon, thanks

[Anonymous No.9973319]

>>9973296
I wouldn't mind if you kept going, didn't know about the carb soup thing.

[Anonymous No.9973379]

>>9973296
1-2l is average for most people but some people can stretch their stomachs to 4+l

[Anonymous No.9973392]

>>9973226
By throwing up immediately after

[Anonymous No.9973393]

>>9973296
There's an ice cream challenge he did.

[Anonymous No.9973394]

binge eating peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

i've done it. dunno about 1k calories, but it was well over 5k.

[Anonymous No.9973421]

be asian

[Anonymous No.9973467]

put it up your ass.

i have seen a guy take 2 fists upto the elbow. this food is nothing.

[Anonymous No.9973565]

>>9973296
Are onions that fibrous? I thought they were almost entirely starch

[Anonymous No.9973572]

>>9973565
>I thought they were almost entirely starch

[Anonymous No.9973580]

>>9973572
I looked it up. Onions are 1%-2% fiber by weight. How much does that add up though? I suppose when you're eating mass quantities that can add up fast

[Anonymous No.9973581]

He's sexy.

[Anonymous No.9973600]

>>9973319
For sure, I mean it depends on what you want to know about. I know a ton about digestion and nutrition.

>>9973565
The mass of an onion is almost entirely undigestable plant fiber. That's why they're so crunchy.

[Anonymous No.9973608]

>>9973393
Saw that, that one was pretty good. Also the wing challenge.

[Anonymous No.9973620]

>>9973319
>didn't know about the carb soup thing.
You know how if you dip a slice of white bread into soup, it turns to mush almost instantly?

Imagine that but with equally hot liquid, this time with a pH of 1.5-3.5
Instant breakdown.

[Anonymous No.9973927]

>>9973226
>>9973230

are you joking, OP?

It's a meme. He's a fucking giant look how big his hands are compared to those burgers. 10k calories is nothing for that guy. It'd be like the incredible hulk eating a big mac.

[chop No.9973934]

>>9973927
Heh.
I wonder if André would be doing videos like that if we still had him around.

[Anonymous No.9973974]

>>9973565

[Anonymous No.9974063]

>>9973565
>onions
>starch

[Anonymous No.9974144]

>>9973974
>>9974063
Im guessing its because onions are a root vegetable like turnips and potatoes that he assumed that. And to his credit onions are high in sugar compared to other veggies.

[Anonymous No.9975738]

>>9973296
>capacity is about 1 liter

what? I'm BMI 19 and can easily drink a litre of tea before needing to use the restroom

[Anonymous No.9975749]

>>9975738
that has nothing to do with your stomachs capacity.

[Anonymous No.9975759]

>>9975749
explain pls

where does over a litre of tea go (within 15 min) if not my stomach?

[Anonymous No.9977463]

>>9975759
into the rest of your system

[Anonymous No.9977511]

>>9973927
White Castle is an American chain of fast food restaurants that specializes in smaller burgers, commonly called "Sliders". You can't really be serious

[Anonymous No.9977512]

>>9975738
Liquid moves really fast through the body. Some of the tea from the first cup is likely already in your kidneys by the time you finish your second.

[Anonymous No.9978366]

>>9973226
>be hungover
>want to gorge on things
>buy a lot
>eat just a normal meal size of whatever it is
>feel regret

happy sad I can't be a meme-eater

[Anonymous No.9978368]

>>9973934
the blacksmith?

[chop No.9978475]

>>9978368
The giant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaPsn-36IlQ

[Anonymous No.9978489]

>>9977511
Here's a great example of an idiot who thinks he's smart

[Anonymous No.9980451]

>>9978489
If you even fucking watched the video then you would have some sort of context.

[Anonymous No.9980553]

>>9973229
Are you proud of yourself for that. I can just imagine you sitting at your computer, obese and sweating, chuckling as you typed that out. "Gonna get me some yous and maybe even a screenshot" you mutter to yourself with your Doritos stained mouth. As you think of anonymous people on the internet acknowledging your existence, your greasy, rubbed raw micropenis gives a slight wiggle. Maybe, just maybe, this will be enough to make up for the attention your father and the girls at school never gave you. Maybe, these yous are going to be the thing that turn your whole life around. But no. No one acknowledges your joke, it wasn't funny, you are not funny, and your existence is going to continue much as it has so far. Sad, lonely, and smelly. Here's your (you), you sad little man.