Breakfast thread

[Anonymous No.9964976]

What do you usually eat for breakfast anon?

[Anonymous No.9964987]

Cheap and fast? A can of soup and a glass of milk. Good? Eggs over-easy, city ham, hashbrowns with tomatoes and mushrooms, with some biscuits, a glass of milk, and a glass of orange juice.

[Anonymous No.9964993]

>>9964987
>a can of soup and a glass of milk

These things should not go together, especially not for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.9964994]

>>9964976
on workdays a coffee and a yogurt. when i'm off and have time usually eggs, avocado, and some sort of breakfast meat.

[Anonymous No.9965050]

just a mix of whatever i have around that can pass as "breakfast food"

[Anonymous No.9965139]

nothing because i stay up too late and then sleep too long and wake up too late to have breakfast

[Anonymous No.9965145]

>>9965139
Get a job

[Anonymous No.9965176]

>>9964976
I'm a pancakes-and-potatoes kinda guy, although those "DIY" waffles they have at a lot of hotels are surprisingly tasty.

[Anonymous No.9965196]

3 eggs

[Anonymous No.9965243]

>>9964976
Bagel and fruit on weekdays
Eggs and toast on the weekend

[Anonymous No.9965456]

I never eat breakfast.

[Anonymous No.9965478]

Oatmeal
Peanut butter
Banana
Yogurt
Eggs
Bacon

[Anonymous No.9965503]

Fried klik and scrambled eggs
Red rose english breakfast tea
Cocaine

[Anonymous No.9965512]

>>9965503
>Cocaine

Best way to start the day.

[Anonymous No.9965516]

Cake

[Anonymous No.9965526]

Work days? Two eggs over easy with salt pepper and a little hot sauce, and a cup of coffee.

If I have the time I'll toast half a bagel with cream cheese, maybe some berries if I have em, two slices of bacon, and two eggs over easy. Maybe an avocado, they're just expensive.

[Anonymous No.9965527]

Weekdays:
skip breakfast or oats
Weekends:
Two fried eggs. Two slices of toast. Three pieces of bacon.

[Anonymous No.9965544]

>>9964976
When I actually wake up early enough for breakfast, it’s because I’m getting up early to go in to work. I always sleep past noon when I can. But when forced out of bed before the sun is really up I always get a bacon crunchwrap and black coffee from Taco Bell. They unironically have the best fast food breakfast menu short of Bojangles, and their coffee is actually good too.

[Anonymous No.9965547]

>>9964987
This is the archetypal Waffle House breakfast. Well done

[Anonymous No.9965652]

>>9964976
well breakfast is merely a concept and a meaningless one to me. I am a nocturnal being and my life is very freeform. I eat when I desire, not at any specific time. So I unregretfully say, I cannot answer your question.

[Anonymous No.9965674]

If I'm working then a piece of toast or two. On weekends I'll have a huge fryup mid-morning or late morning that keeps me filled til later.

[Anonymous No.9965676]

McToast and McMuffin chicken from mcdonalds with hot chocolate. Its the only place on my commute i can stop at and its pretty good desu

[Anonymous No.9965677]

coffee and cigs, though I take medication for high blood pressure, so now I down some toast or something

lunch I like, though I like to drink and I read somewhere that Ken Kesey told Hunter S. Thompson that big drinkers should always eat a big breakfast

[Anonymous No.9965687]

>>9964976
on weekend, i go tradiaional indian

[Anonymous No.9965719]

>>9965050
>potatoes, milk, beans and egg
>for breakfast

Good lord, I'd fart the entire fucking day.
I see no problem eating that for Lunch but it's crazy for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.9965743]

bagel with beans

[Anonymous No.9965758]

Weekday: plain Greek yogurt and granola, maybe some agave or fruit

Weekend: bagel with salmon and cream cheese, or cheese omelette with onions and peppers, bacon and toast.

[Anonymous No.9965776]

implying I wake up before mum yells at me for lunchtime

>>9964993
milk & soup is actually good

[Anonymous No.9965798]

>>9965676
>>9965676
>McToast and McMuffin McChicken from McDonalds with hot McChocolate. Its the only McPlace on my McCommute i can McStop at and its McPretty good McDesu

[Anonymous No.9965800]

>>9964976

Honestly I typically skip breakfast but I have a few "go to" things.

If I'm in a rush. Whatever fruit available, black tea, a piece of dark chocolate.

If I have time and want to enjoy a meal

Toasted onion bagel, herb cream cheese, smoked salmon, black pepper, minced fresh dill, capers. I will also sometimes put an egg on it (minus the capers though).

Alternatively I will make a mushroom omelette with sharp cheddar and toasted cheese on baguette bread.

I also really like avocado on black Russian rye, toasted + smoked salmon. I'll usually have black coffee or tea and a glass of orange juice to go with these things.


Anyone else here can't stand sweet stuff for breakfast (e.g waffles +syrup, etc).

[Anonymous No.9965813]

>>9964976
Scrambled eggs with roasted potatoes, wilted spinach, salsa and cheese. I cook challah french toast if I'm trying to impress someone.

[Based Top Ferrari Poster No.9965840]

Normally I eat Ferraris

[Anonymous No.9965879]

Toast, cheese, sliced tomato, sliced cucumber, fruit, and tea

[Anonymous No.9965892]

>>9965798

[Anonymous No.9965978]

>>9964976
A single tablet of phentermine that I pilfer from the Pharmacy that I run.

[Anonymous No.9966174]

>>9965145
Why?

[Anonymous No.9966205]

>>9965652

[Anonymous No.9966239]

>>9964976
>Three turkey sausages
>Two eggs
>One bowl of whole milk banana oatmeal

[Anonymous No.9966245]

Leftovers and tea or beer. I waste no time preparing breakfast unless I have company.

[Anonymous No.9966256]

Today I had a little bacon sandwich on a toasted dinner roll with a hash brown patty

[Anonymous No.9966265]

I make my own version of sausage egg muffins with cheese

[Anonymous No.9966271]

grits, sausage and eggs over easy.

[Anonymous No.9966441]

>>9964976
Bacon, grits, and eggs

[Anonymous No.9966515]

I eat breakfast once a year and that is on Christmas Day and only because I don't want to make grandpa feel bad

buttered toast, hashbrowns, and sausage

[Anonymous No.9966668]

>>9964976

Same menu since I left home at 17, so almost 9 years.

I don't like surprises, I like routine and predictability.

Monday thru Friday, 3 slices of pizza, powdered lemonade.

Saturday and Sunday, 2 hamburgers with bun, salted, no condiments, hot cocoa made with water.

Pizza and hamburgers are homemade, I prepare all my meals on Saturday, for the coming week, I bag and portion them and freeze everything, hamburger is ground chuck roast.

[Anonymous No.9966689]

I eat 2 frozen waffles, a container of apple sauce and drink a glass of milk just about every morning.

[Anonymous No.9966697]

>>9964976
Two sausage links, two eggs (scrambled), hash browns and toast. That or easy breakfast burritos.

[Anonymous No.9966734]

Today I had 4 eggs and 4 pieces of toast with vegemite.

Dad says the maximum of eggs I should have A WEEK is 6 eggs.

:(

[Anonymous No.9966937]

1cup Steel cut oatz
2 spoons of peanut butter
Splash of coffee creamer, coconut if I can get it.
or
2 spoons of preserves

Erry day.

[Anonymous No.9966973]

bowl of raisin bran
i have v nice poops

[Anonymous No.9967195]

>>9965050
Why do americans and britfags eat their breakfast like its their supper? It looks always so loaded

[Anonymous No.9967202]

>>9964976

>2018
>Not skipping it and waiting until dinnertime to eat something

[Anonymous No.9967290]

Fry up some diced potatoes with some pepper and fresh thyme, Chuck in whatever vegetables are able to be used up (usually zucchini or broccoli or tomatoes), fry an egg and plonk that on top with some tomato sauce on the egg and a cup of coffee to drink

[Anonymous No.9967293]

>>9966937
how many squatz though?

[Anonymous No.9967306]

>>9967202
This is what I do. I only eat once a day. Then again, I used to be fat. I envy normal people that can actually eat breakfast.

[Anonymous No.9967313]

>>9967293
None. I went from a size 42 to a 32 in 6 months just by changing my diet.

[Anonymous No.9968119]

>>9964976
>What do you usually eat for breakfast anon?
6 eggs and a protein shake
the shake is usually 500ml full fat milk and 4 scoops of protein powder
the breakfast of champions

[Anonymous No.9968128]

Scrambled eggs, chili powder, cumin, salt, and mostly raw onions wrapped up in a tortilla.

[Anonymous No.9968138]

Sausage, biscuites, and gravy are my favorite.

A close second is a bacon sandwich.

[Anonymous No.9968141]

1/2 cup quick oats+vanilla protein powder+ripe banana+blueberries+flax seeds+almond milk
Blend. Perfect macros in 5 mins cu/ck/s

[Anonymous No.9968151]

some fat free greek yogurt with a little sugar free fat free jello pudding mix mixed in. With some tea

[Anonymous No.9968157]

>>9964976
eggs bread and milk,
on that note I'm going to start making hash browns, so adding shredded onion to it a yay or a nay?

[Anonymous No.9968166]

>>9968157
yay dood

[Anonymous No.9968173]

usually frozen waffles and milk because I'm lazy.

[Anonymous No.9968195]

[Anonymous No.9968250]

>>9968157
no

[Anonymous No.9968252]

Three scrambled eggs on toast, a banana and a cup of coffee

[Anonymous No.9968446]

>egg whites
>turkey bacon
>sassage
>cottage cheese
>siggis yogurt plain

[Anonymous No.9968468]

Top 3:
>Scrambled eggs with salsa
>whole wheat toast with blackberry jam and a poached egg
>overnight oats with a banana

and aeropress coffee with a splash of milk

[Anonymous No.9968477]

>>9965512
so you can crave more coke for the rest of the day? you need some AMPH bruh.

[Anonymous No.9968749]

[Anonymous No.9968779]

>>9968195
This but only when I’m hungover

[Anonymous No.9968815]

>>9964976
I scramble eggs every morning I work

[Anonymous No.9968836]

>>9967195
Britain is cold and America is just fat.

[Anonymous No.9968852]

I don't usually eat breakfast. But I might today. Although, it will be more like brunch, since I'm not hungry yet. Anyway, I think I'll make some potato, bean, and cheese tacos with salsa and sliced serrano chile. Either that, or potato and onion hash with fried eggs on top. In have some leftover cooked potatoes I need to use up.

[Anonymous No.9968875]

>>9968749
please grow up

[Anonymous No.9969114]

>>9968875
It's calory dense and delicious though.

[Anonymous No.9970495]

Do Scandinavians REALLY eat this for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.9970504]

>>9964976
Coffee, two pieces of bacon, and a slice of toast with a thin spread of mayonnaise on it.

[Anonymous No.9970518]

>>9967195
It originates from early-morning laborers like farmers and fishermen who took this large meal at 10am or so after they'd already been working for 6 hours.

[Anonymous No.9970678]

>>9964976

Bacon and egg roll (BBQ sauce) and a glass of orange and mango.

[Anonymous No.9970727]

>>9964987
>city ham
This is an Alton brown made up term. Country ham is country ham. The rest is simply ham. Everyone knows when you don't specific country ham, that it is not country ham. Anything else is just ham it is doesn't seem some other special name such as serrano.

[Anonymous No.9970786]

>>9970495
yeah

[Anonymous No.9970853]

>If I get downstairs with more than 20 minutes to spare (or weekend)...
Eggs mixed with whatever is available and goes together, toast, and a protein shake.
>If I get downstairs with less than 20 minutes to spare...
Microwaved quick oats with brown sugar and strawberries, and a protein shake. (I'll be late if I can't finish that in time. I rarely skip.)

[Anonymous No.9970867]

>>9964976
glass of milo

[Anonymous No.9971163]

I skip it on weekdays. Any other day is usually

>8 egg white omelette with dill, paprika, mozarella, and some pepper sauce
>a couple british tea cakes or chai rusks
>leftover vegetables/protein shake
>whatever teas i feel like drinking, uaually a yorkshire to start

[Anonymous No.9971192]

>>9964976

They make me shit in the morning.

[Anonymous No.9971261]

>>9970495
I don't. The bowl of oat sure.

[Anonymous No.9971281]

Oatmeal or a Clif bar and a lot of coffee. If I have a little more time, I'll fry an egg and put it on top of sourdough toast that has pesto and mayo on it. Dash of pepper and sriracha on top and a side of breakfast potatoes.

[Anonymous No.9971311]

>>9964976
Egg whites with mushroom, onion, spinach, kale, and sweet peppers with salt and pepper - sometimes sriracha or grated cheese of my choosing.
Salmon with cheese and sometimes sriracha
Fat free milk with some protein-based cereal.

When I'm not cutting? Pork, egg, pancakes, milk, juice.

[Anonymous No.9971317]

When I used to work in construction, whipped cream, some buns and meth. Oatmeal nowadays.

[Anonymous No.9971378]

>>9971281
>Clif bar
macadamia nut white chocolate master race?

[Anonymous No.9971416]

These and a piece of fruit

[Anonymous No.9971538]

i eat 2 (two) string cheesers.

[Anonymous No.9971592]

>>9966668
Obese

[Anonymous No.9972895]