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>Hey, anon! We heard you're a great cook. Wanna show us?

What do you make?

>> No.9961350

>>9961338
Pasta and grilled chicken breasts for the thots on the right.
Soylent for the xir on the left to complete his transition.

>> No.9961353

crabbuccini

>> No.9961356

Most girls are into cheese so something easy like a grilled bread and then warm up something like a Gorgonzola dip and serve some wine with it.

>> No.9961357

>>9961338
I take them to McDonalds and get them a sack of mcchickens

>> No.9961368

Lamb lyonnaise salad, the dressing being a poached egg's yolk with cider vinegar and a mixture of spinach and arugula with some simple crushed peppercorn.

And a few pan-fried, pan-fish with a sundried tomato and vinegar reduction with some gently sweated kale.

I also request that at least one of them assist because if you don't enjoy cooking, you're not worth keeping around.

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9961377

Alpo

>> No.9961390

>>9961377
kek that's savage

>> No.9961422 [DELETED] 

kill. fuck. marry.

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9961430

the cheapest roastie sandwiches and blue waffles

>> No.9961434

Pasta Puttanesca al Narrow Eye. That is one trailer park gene pool you got there.

>> No.9961440

Bowl of honey nut chex

>> No.9961442

>>9961338
>What do you make?

I put my bread in their ovens and make babies.

>> No.9961457

>>9961338
From left to right - trans, bitch, horseface
No meal for you.

>> No.9961557

>>9961377
Fucking kek

>> No.9961559

Butter Poached Lobsters, from live kill while they watch the whole thing..

If any women looks legitmently excited watching me fabricate a lobster, she's the one. I'd kill for a women that loves slaughtering those things as much as much. We could rip their tails off for decades

>> No.9961562

>>9961377

Solid 7

>> No.9961580

>>9961559
>fabricate
You build your lobsters?

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>>9961356
>be thot
>get invited over for dinner by the village idiot
>he offers me a piece of toast and a glass of cheap wine
>h-here dunk it in this cheese dip, it's super tasty
>mfw

>> No.9961586

>>9961338
steamed hams

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>>9961377

>> No.9961592

Those are trailer park whores dressed up for that night. Feed them fucking pasta and let them get back to secretarying and sucking their bosses cock for money.

Those are throw away people from Wisconsin.

>> No.9961665

>>9961338
I make a pretty mean Xanax and vodka shake.