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>mom caught me pulling the pork

>> No.9955022

>bro caught me curdling my yams

>> No.9955026
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>tenderizing the beef
>mom offers a helping hand

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I just baked the fucking potato

LOCK ME UP

>> No.9955032

>>9955026
Should of took it m8

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>mom found the milk extractor apparatus

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>>9955018
>fourth cousin twice removed barges in on me while I'm plucking the rooster
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.9955043

>dad found the cum rations

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>>9955018
>dad caught me flicking the bean

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>>9955018
>sister sheaved my corn

>> No.9955053

>peepaw found the scrote maggots
I hid them under my fucking floorboards for fuck's sake

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>uncle found the soup fetus

>> No.9955716

>>9955018
so this board is just r9k and s4s sprinkled with some mcchickens now, right?

>> No.9955733

>>9955716
when wasnt it

>> No.9955758

>>9955716
...says the guy who bumped the thread from page 10

>> No.9955772

>>9955758
who the fuck doesn't use the catalog. also this needs discussion, along with all the fucking dubs checking lately

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>>9955018
>Uncle found me stuffing the turkey

>> No.9957548

not funny

on that note, can the board as a whole try and up the ante for regular posts? thx

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Baby im gonna buttah your bread

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I recommend the cream sauce

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IN
THE
OVEN

>> No.9957566

>>9955018
and then you broke both my arms right? EVERY THREAD LMAO u are subscribed to crow facts

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Wanna glaze my ham?

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>sister walked in on me basting the turkey

My life is over

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>grandpa walks in on me stuffing the pork

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>sister fell asleep
>time to fillet her fish

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>Jerked the chicken, promptly disowned.

>> No.9957602

I remember being caught as a kid and my mom telling me I was sick and would have to go live with my dad

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>dad walks in on me eating fish tacos
>joins

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>>9955733
Checking thos digits

>> No.9957642

>Uncle Pitor saw me splurt the 'gurt

>> No.9957680

>tenderizing meat
>start thinking it feels the same as a woman breasts
>whats even the point of life, we are just eating each other
>put it to fry to a medium rare and eat it with some vegetables

good stuff

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UMA found my DELICIA

>> No.9957868

>>9957631
stop it

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>mom caught me choking the chicken

>> No.9958085

>>9957868
>Auntie caught me witnessing numbers

>> No.9958094

>>9957602
your mom is a cunt

>> No.9958191

>uncle caught me peeling the banana

>> No.9958216

>>9958094
Oh yeah. I'm a grown man and I'm still terrified of that lady. She's insane. Grandma was even worse

>> No.9958250

Got caught roasting my nuts.

>> No.9958267

>>9958216
you still pull the sausage?

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>>9955043

>> No.9958327

>>9958085
you realize that more than ten percent of posts will be dubs trips quads checks if people fucking comment on random numbers originally meant for purposes of linking to relevant comments and threads, right?

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>>9958318
2012 was an especially good year

>> No.9958372

>uncle caught me delitizing the rat

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>mom found me stuffing the chicken

>> No.9958399

>>9958327
I don't understand, but I'm betting you die early from a stress disorder.

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>jani caught me putting the roast into the oven

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>>9958318
Anyone know if he has posted in the recent years?

>> No.9958462

>put a bun in my sister's oven

>> No.9958466

Oh fuck yeah love pullin the old sausage. Love when I do it while my girlfriend has her face right in front and she'll stuff her mouth on it and swallow all the cum

>> No.9958467

>>9958393

that's not spatchcocking. that's just cocking. You're cocking the chicken.

>> No.9958482

>>9958399
checked

>> No.9959066

>>9958399
>99
nice