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9954417 No.9954417 [Reply] [Original]

How can I activate my almonds?

>> No.9954418

>>9954417
lol nice last year meme gramps

>> No.9954439

whether you realize this or not, activating almonds is a real thing. basically you just soak them in water and then dry them using very low heat for several hours.

"activated" means that the almond thinks that it's time to grow

>> No.9954458

>>9954439
What is the benefit of activating almonds?

>> No.9954509

>>9954458
It makes your brain very big and pulsating

>> No.9954515

>>9954439
Yes, we know. Its a joke because its dumb and has no known health benifits.

>> No.9954521

Put them in a jar with a bit of water and screw on a lid and poke a few small holes in it

Just make sure the lid is on tight, I made a mistake once and I'm still finding the fucking things around my house

>> No.9954680

How do I activate my penis?

>> No.9954688

>>9954458
I think it reduces the phytic acid content and maybe some other toxins

>> No.9954717

>>9954688
>toxins
When will this meme die? Do people think we have a liver and kidneys just for kicks? And on that topic, why are people who whine about toxins also people who love drinking wine/beer/other alcoholic shit?

>> No.9956932

>>9954680
The rarest megafauna's horns.