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>>9955289I imagine eating this in the most desperate moments of hunger would be true hell.
Quick, post the hottest one's first
>>9955707No sound on /ck/ is a crime
>>9954408is that.. is that actually good? I'm always amazed with the random stuff that watermelon finds itself into that actually tastes good so this might actually be good but I'm curious if anyone's ever had it
>>9955707is she trying to caramalize the sugars in the banana with friction? I don't get it.
>>9955496What a nice pair of salad. I'd totally eat them with any meal.
>>9954408This is so disgusting I expect Jack to make a video about jt
>>9955703I cri evritiem
>>9955887can you imagine eating that pizza afterwards. i bet its dirty as fuck.
>>9956316And a bit rubbery, I bet.
>>9955743>soggy soaked chicken in a sugary coffinYou tell me.
>>9956367I've had steamed chicken and poached chicken, it would probably be similar.
>>9956375Have you poached a whole chicken though?Poaching dark meat sounds horrid.
>>9956377It's ok, though it's obviously not my favorite preparation.
>>9956316No because it's a piece of rubber used for practice.
>>9956533gook girls can't resist SUPERIOR AMERICAN BBQ
>>9955698That's a big crepe
>>9955289Is that a motherfucking icing spatula?
>>9955501Fucking Chinks.If you feel the need to play with your food at least have the common courtesy of killing it first.It's final moments were trying desperately to gain traction and breathe in a waterless world as a harpy shrieks with glee at fucking with your body because she thinks you're very existence is "icky".
>>9955822Anyone have any good liver recipes?
>>9955698i cant stand his videos simply because of the way he films, he gets distracted way too fast and ends up moving the camera way too much. just look at the end of this video, why the fuck would you film those guys?
>>9956887Marinate in alchohol for 55 years until cirrosis.Donate to 12 year old with cancer.
>>9956979I can't imagine those eggs tasting any good, looks way overcooked.
>>9954408OH MY GOD DID HE JUST STICK A WHOLE LEMON UP THAT BIRDS BUTT?Americans, explain yourself
>>9955515>Has a 450g steak>Starts by eating the veggiesAbsolue madwoman
>>9957165>implying it matters when she's packing her stomach tighter than the tokyo subway in rush hour.
>>9957165>implying she's actually eating more than one or two bites
>>9957169I'd pack her tighter than a subway if you know what I mean
>>9956979>everything is overcooked to shit, but it's okay because I'm duel wielding spatulas and making a lot of rapid jerky movements
>>9955698wtf? how does the wood get bigger?
>>9957346There are pipes under the sand.
>>9955496Did she just spit into the thing at 0:17 ? Fucking gross
>>9956979Its lightly sped up
>>9956683for younot even joking it's a normal sized crêpe
>>9956979STOP ADDING 5 FUCKING SAUCES TO EVERYTHINGWhy do they always do this? There is no way they pair.
>>9955812>>9955822>>9955834>>9955846What series is this?
>>9955698Savoury > sweetFight me irl
>>9955905Marimomarshmallow and decocookie are best when it comes to DIY Candy
>>9955850>>9955859>>9955872>she had a boyfriend>he cheated on herWhy would anyone cheat on such perfection.
>>9957346the world will crush you friend
>>9957195how would you do that? how many people can fit inside her? She is tiny. Think about what you say before you say it please. It's insensitive and somewhat misogynistic.
>>9957662Becase she's going to die of heart disease at 30.
>>9957626read. the. filename.
>>9957662because she is bulimic? it's a mental disease. with those people it's not easy to live.
>>9955707I really really like this webm
>>9956533The virgin Korean BBQ vs the Chad American meat feast
>>9954408looks like your mom's lol
>>9958427what are those
>>9957864it's all yours, Lori
>>9958477asian sperm are much larger and darker than white people sperm.
>>9958477Eels I think
>>9958511Are they human?
>>9958427What about the bones? Are they too small to cause any internal damage?
>>9958593I never heard of fishbones causing anybody internal damage apart from them getting stuck in the throat. I'd imagine they are soft enough to either just pass through or get broken down in the stomach.
>>9958584Like 72%. We can even breed with them, but the offspring are unstable and not as good at kicking.
>>9957559The secret to making webms from larger files is to speed them up by 10-15%, this saves a lot on file size and is barely noticeable to the average person.
>>9958660your framerate is fucked though
>>9958686Sacrifices get made. I admit I'm not the best but 3mb is not a lot if you're trying to make anything over 30 seconds.
>>9958698If you drop the long dimension to 240 it's still watchable on 4chan and that saves loads of space
>>9956869fucking funny innit
>>9958703There's no way that thing works IRL
>>9958719Like most kitchen bullshit it's probably fine for 5-10 uses and after that it just takes up space in your kitchen.
>>9955905This needs sound. These are the best ASMR videos.
>>9958660>barely noticeableit's annoying as guck. You can fiddle with the pixels, framerates and lossy compression settings and if that doesn't do it you should upload them on /wsg/ and crosslink with the added bonus of being able to keep the sound
>>9958703Why are people so obsessed with doing everything they can to not learn how to use a knife...
>>9955756>saves 3 seconds but not the whole thingHow new are you?
>>9958881>taking advice from someone who doesn't even know how to use meme arrows
>>9955750Ur a dumb ass cretin
>>9956367if you watch the video she says the chicken doesn’t even taste like watermelon and it’s savory and very juicy.
>>9958924If it doesn't taste like watermelon what is the point? A box of oven bags costs less than a single watermelon and probably does a better job. Shit, just take a roast pan and cover it with some foil. And don't even try to pretend like it's to use up leftovers, you have to special cut that thing and there's a fuckton of innards left behind that get wasted.
>>9959085>innards that get wasted uh, you can eat the watermelon after you cut it out, fucko.
>>9958719>>9958742I have had one for years, but its not a cheap shit one. It works but has really limited uses because I know how to use a knife, I only really use it for salad or salsa if a bunch of other room/boards are taken up for other shit I am doing. I maybe only use it like once every few months.It is no where near as good as a food processor, and knowing how to cut shit is better anyways.Oh yeah, I do also use it a lot whenever I make soups, I like to mince onions with it just for soups/stew.
I don't want to start a new thread so I'll just ask it here, does anyone have to link to that YT video of the female chef making this disgusting pasta sauce that's basically a whole of canned sauces and a shitton of oil?I just can't think of the name right now and it's killing me
>>9959098blew that guy's impotent straw man right the fuck out
>>9956979>stabbing the burgers and flipping them excessively
>>9958660>is barely noticeableAre stupid? Did you not see the previous comment about "rapid jerky movements?" Your faggotry is completely noticable.
>>9958593Bones get super dissolved in stomach acid. If fishbones get stuck in your throat you might be fucked, but since they're in the fish all the way down until they reach acid, there's no problem.
>>9958907>Why are people so obsessed with doing everything they can to not learn how to use a knife...I started cooking when I lived at home and I've been cooking my own food for over a decade and one of these is still faster than my knife would be. It's not that I "don't want to learn," it's that I don't spend enough time *to* learn because I'm not a cook, I don't cut five hundred onions and two hundred heads of cabbage every day.>I learned and I don't spend that long!Maybe your autistic ass has talent then. Be thankful instead of shitting on people.
>>9959283why tf did i laugh at this stupid post?
>>9955703REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEE LET MEEEE GO NOWWWWREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9955703Is this the restaurant where Oldboy eats the octopus?
>>9955812>>9955822>>9955834>>9955846wtf I suddenly crave human flesh now
>>9959314Fuck you give it to me then
>>9959693wow not with that attitude
>>9956979Annoying and disgusting
>>9958624i swear to god they do not have a soul
>>9955750savoring the flavor like a popsicle you idiot
>>9959746This was confirmed long, long ago. Now we just accept it as fact and suffer through having to share a planet with them, creating distractions for ourselves to try and forget they exist.
>>9959745I like this picture, here you go she took the original down but someone else uploaded it. see all you had to do was be nicehttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac
>>9959787Ah thanks man, I even searched for Chef Marie Bad Pasta Sauce but that didn't do the trick
>>9959746you would do that too if you were hungry enough
>>9955812fucking eyeballs on the plate
>>9959800no i wouldn't
>>9959098I obviously meant the significant amount of flesh still left inside, fucktard.
>>9959800>being THAT hungry>owning a phone with camera and having internet accessPretty sure that vid is fake. I mean, why be filming that if it was just any ordinary day, plus the other lady makes sure to not get in the way of the video.>>9958624
>>9959339Dude, if you can't handle a knife at least semi competently you might be retarded. It's not hard
>>9955289Is this legit or he just throw random stuff?
>>9960268just look who is making it and you will have your answer.
guys my testicles hurt, and i don't know why.
>>9960329>keeping noodles in a disgusting green tub
>>9955703Does anybody have the one with the guy with one arm?
>>9960329SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT
>>9960456sad that we can't post that webm here because without sound it's worthless, and nobody can be bothered clicking a link that leads to /gif/ or /wsg/.
>>9957629Nobody will fight you over that. Savoury crepes are objectively superior.
>>9956979Its so comfy watching him stab the meat and play with the spatula.
>>9958787Asmr doesn't do anything for me, they just make me feel slightly creeped out
>>9960961Same, it's just a stranger trying to be too intimate and personal. Getting it from music or unintentionally is better.
>>9960953The trick is to use it for construction work first because it's a fucking trowel
>>9956869>feel the need to play with your food>kill it first???
>>9957626Hannibal and it's kind of great
it needs sound>>>/wsg/2043219https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1514861356186.webm
>>9955501Absolutely subhuman.And to think the defective mastrubators on 4chan dream about breeding with these pan-faced Goblins.
>>9954408This shit is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.
>>9960469Tbh I can be bothered
>>9955812>seasoned it after patting the flour
>>9961479I've done that with the grease after cooking my bacon.
>>9961504it's a good idea if you want something between sunny side up and over easyi'm mostly baffled by the dark colored liquid
>>9956979>moving so quickly you drop the ingredirnts out every 5 secs
>>9957662How do you know any of that?
>>9961533"Motor oil, that'll work right?" - Jack probably
>>9960362How do you know it's disgusting?
>>9957779Is she bulimic? I've heard otherwise.
>>9961710No she's not, he's a fucking retard. There's literally a video explaining her condition.
>>9961780would b pretty useful against toxic family members
>>9961704its green and its a tub
>>9961818It's just a fucking container.
>>9957662>Why would she date a dude like 10 years younger than her?Her mistake
>>9961813if you have to use a lock box in your house's refrigerator maybe you should think about moving out
>>9961940I've worked at an office for a short while that could have used that. No matter how many complaints to HR people made anything in the fridge was apparently up for grabs.
>>9961944I've caught an assault charge when I caught a coworker of mine eating my lunch one dayI told him once and that was the only warning he got
>>9955289Is this jack? Can someone please explain
>>9961964I'm mad at myself for fucking up the spoiler tags.God damnit
>>9961970You can't spoiler on /ck/. Why in the fuck would you ever need to?
>>9961968it's his wife's aunt's jello salad recipe>>9961970not all boards have spoilers, but you did fugg upp lmfao
>>9961974Holy shit really? Well fuck, I need to post outside of my main boards more often, usually only ever lurk /ck/.
>>9961934No shells!No shells!No shells!>No shells!>No shells!>No shells!NO SHELLSOSHELLS
Goddammit man, what's the YouTube channel of that one crazy woman who cooks like shit? I've seen Webm's of them here before--the one where shes adding oil to tomato sauce and everything is fucked.
>>9961981>usually only ever lurk /ck/.Have you ever seen blacked out post? I didn't think so you dumb fuck piece of shit.
>>9961974So I can meme. What else are spoiler tags used for?
>>9962015For actual spoilers when discussing media such as books, movies, or video games?
>>9961934What a disgusting tranny
>>9962006>dumb fuckThank you anon, I did not realize that I was a dumb fuck, this information has given me a wide outlook on life and I now believe that anything is possible. This experience that you have given me that was not so plainly obvious from the beginning has changed everything I know and see.Yet again, thank you.
>>9962021>trannyI wish she was
>>9961780>mommy leaves to go earn money for us>break out of my SafeSpace Adult Playpen with the latch trick I learned after a couple weeks>crawl towards the fridge half naked, clothes are for losers>open the door and rip down the FoodSafe filled with Good Boy Treats>leftovers from yesterday's beetloaf and potatoes falls on my head>"arrrrrhggg">lie there for a couple minutes stunned>"...the foodies will.. be in my tummies">repeatedly smack the FoodSafe on the kitchen island>it breaks open after about 50 times and a couple visible dents>all of the chocolates and treats fall onto my head>mommy comes home later, sees the mess in the kitchen first and >walks into the living room and sees me>surrounded by the wrappers of my hard earned treats and vomit>"WHAT DID YOU DO, WHY DID YOU BREAK THE FOODSAFE">"time of good boy treats is over mommy">she breaks down and cries while I throw candy wrappers covered in puke at her
>>9961934>how to ruin cupcakes by overmixing them
>>9961780I got a pair of Craftsman all-purpose scissors that'll make short work of that stupid fucking thing.
>>9962124Then you get your ass kicked, nigger
>>9962107what is this meme food?
>>9962130It's basically a hipster scotch egg.
>>9962127>picking a fight with a guy wielding a Craftsman product desu
>>9962134If it's anything Craftsman made in the last decade it's cheap chinese shit.
>fudz r mehmays
>>9955707monkeys love bananas
>>9955743>>9957155>>9961260The video's by emmymadeinjapan. She found the recipe in an old April Fool's magazine article and made it out of curiosity. She said it tasted quite good.
>>9962137Well, to be fair, cooking is a total meme in the actual definition of the word.
>>9959800No, I'd start a fire and cook them first, like a civilized human.
>>9962155FUKKINNNN THANK YOU!!!YES YES YES
>>9957173She is. Watch her livestreams, she eats like that nearly daily.
>>9961471This is so disgusting. When she pokes around in the grayish brown slime at the end, I'm always close to gagging.
>>9957716So in minus two years?
>>9961623Some people actually watch her Youtube videos.
>>9960975>it's just a stranger trying to be too intimate and personalThere's plenty of ASMR that doesn't involve people you don't know roleplaying to you. You just have to dig past all that tripe because women figured out they could make easy money by pretending to be your girlfriend on YT and opening a patreon.
>>9960469You don't have to click it though
>>9955289MOVE THE FUCKING HANDLE TO YOUR LEFT YOU FUCK>>9955496I legit didn´t see what she was preparing until the third loop>>9961780FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR>do not try this at home
>>9961978wife's son's great-aunt*
>>9955850those are some big jelly donuts
>>9956869I bet that he was real sad she thought he was icky :( dumbass lol that squid ain't thinking, it's just reacting.She was obviously trying to kill it the whole time, alpha squid wouldn't go down without a fight though.>trying desperately to gain tractionIt has sucsion cups, brainlet, why do you think she was having such a hard time getting it off the table? If you really felt bad for that squid you should seriously reconsider your moral principles.
>>9961631That's not jack, that's Kay.
>>9962356?? Let's see how this works. I put some in a thread on /wsg/ and found some more in that thread. Sadly, I don't have the SPAGHETT one. All are SFW. All are /ck/ related in some way.Hold on tight because you're in for a ride:>>>/wsg/22050317>>>/wsg/22050313>>>/wsg/22055162>>>/wsg/22051571>>>/wsg/22055164>>>/wsg/22055159
>>9962356??Let's see how this works.I put some in a thread on /wsg/ and found some more in that thread. All are SFW. All are /ck/ related in some way.>>>/wsg/2050317>>>/wsg/2050313>>>/wsg/2055162>>>/wsg/2051571>>>/wsg/2055164>>>/wsg/2055159
>>9959800>virgin boy egg detected
>>9959339>implying you have to be a cook to know how to use a knifeJust cut the fucking vegetables like a normal human being
>>9960329>fork in microwavewhich one of you retards is this?
>>9960362i'm taking a guess that's one of those stupid microwave pasta cookers.
>>9956979>squeezing the patty against the stoveTurned it off there.
>>9961533burnt butter? like really fucking burnt to the point where it's probably going to give you cancer.
>>9961780Co-workers stealing your food? Be a cunt and take up all the room in the break-room fridge with your fucking stupid food box.
>>9961934>adult supervision highly recommendedwhere the fuck was theirs?
>>9961986Its good advice though, one time instead of putting the insides of the eggs in the batter I just put the whole egg in then mixed it. My cupcakes tasted alright but not as good as shelless cupcakes.
>>9961934What an annoying faggot
Not for the faint hearted!
>>9956683If you ate the whole thing would you die?
>>9962796is there no end to these?
Guess how many calories
>>9962906All of them.
>>9962925chinese proverb in a fortune cookie; >he who eat frog has arm grow back!
>>9962934I had to watch it four times to notice he was missing an arm.
>>9962906Was about to Post some america meme but shes German... Way to go adolf
>>9956979Wow, I bet those burgers are super dry and the eggs are over donr.
>>9962906Can't be realpls
>>9955515>Eating fries with a forkNOOOOOOOOO
>>9962906I-II just can'twhy
>>9959800I doubt it's real. They're not moving.
>>9962906what the fuck
>>9958703I bet if this was made of better materials this would be a kick ass weed grinder
>>9962906I had to double take when >Is that fucking CHOCOLATE?
>>9962906Guys its a fake "docu" show.
>>9955887c-can i have my pizza now please? its been 13 minutes since um.... ok nevermind keep going
>>9958427> that plastic bag in the bowl so you dont have to do dishesamazing
>>9960329dont laugh, he used the spaghetti and microwave to clone a fork at the end
>>9958427I see he's found the cure
>>9962796i hope he paid for that frog
>>9955887What a depressing thing to be good at.>oh no, Joe brought his rubber pizza dough to the party again, we better clap or he'll sliti his ziti
>>9963094at least he found his passion
>>9963006you'd need closer blades. maybe?just use a coffee grinder
Anyone has that gif with the dish which is wrapped in bacon. don't remember the details but it's quite old
>>9961504I like plenty of things cooked in bacon grease, but eggs aren't one of them. They take on a flavor that is akin to the smell of wet dog. Butter is better.
>>9955720In this webem: waaaay to much frosting.
>>9961981you need to leave
>>9963248everything is better with butter.And by that I mean French butter with coarse sea salt
>>9956979Handle raw meat, handle the buns, back to the raw meat, back to the buns. It always makes me sick to see this kind of thing.
>>9962824It would be extremely satisfying
>>9962906>cheese and sauceOh, it's a shitty oversaturater lasagna, I don't get what the F->hotdogswat>chocolatewhat the FUCK>marshmallow candies????>more cheese and sauceI have no words.
>>9962906Can I get a youtube version, or at least a webm with audio?
>>9955703I want all chinese ppl to die
>>9963372reminder that corn is duck feed and nothing else
>>9955289Has anyone made this a'la the "sketti" thread?'If not one of you needs to.
>>9963372>orange tomato sauce>mayonaisse>corn>>9963387>cut it with a paint scraper>three olive slicesWhat the hell, man? Also that kitchen looks dirty as fuck.
>>9955797WHAT ARE THOSE BLACK THINGSPOST VIDEO WTF
>>9962142>>9963524https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=1C5EFAs14KMSHE ACTUALLY TASTES IT WTF
>>9963387This is what happens when you're working with shit ingredients, they just overload on shit and pass off a heart attack as a meal.
>>9956979That orange bottle...is that Hendo's?
>>9955812Post the romantic edit.
>>9961780>the grizzly at the endlost it
>>9963731Anthony Sullivan is a worthy successor to Billy Mays. He's obviously not quite as good but he carries the torch of absurd commercials well.
>>9962677You have to put the URL of the file uploaded on wsg. Then others can hover over it and watch with sound.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1515288398080.webmWalla
>>9963740no you don't faggot
>>9960469>nobody can be bothered clicking a link that leads to /gif/ or /wsg/Oh yeah because with inline quoting that's a huge fucking feat.Fuck off retard.
>>9964049>not having the right extensionJust click (embed) then, casual.
>>9964107>It's super easy!>As long as you have the right extension>And then you still have to click a link
>>9964107you can just hover over this one though >>9962677
>>9964111Almost everyone has the extension. If you had it, you wouldn't have to click it.You are the retard in this scenario.
>>9961934shoop de woopi fart
>>9959983I’M KOREANSON OF A BITCH AMERICANAMERICAN IS PIGDO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTINGGEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERERFUCKING U.S.A
>>9964175She is well known for throwing parties for all of her friends.
>>9962107that way of cracking open the eggfucking next level. I've always just made a mess
>>9964252It's never that easy. I'm sure they did like 15 takes and did some pre-scoring or some shit to get it work that perfect.
>>9964125>almost everyone has the extensionProofs?>You are the retard in this scenario.Nah that would be you for hotlinking files from other boards and assuming that everyone uses your gay extension.
>>9960039You can get a cheap phone with a similarly shitty camera for literally a dollar.
>>9964341>thinking I and the guy linking webms are the same personGenuinely retarded.
>>9964386Where are the proofs?
>>9964401Just because this is /ck/ doesn't mean you get to be spoonfed.
>>9964475>make idiotic claims>don't back them up with anything>act smug aboutLmaoing @ your life.
>>9956979I'll never eat at a food cart where the guy feels like he needs to do a stupid broke ass hibachi act to sell food
>>9961934reminds me of that guy who made a macaroni and cheese recipe for his nephew
>>9963387Olive drop seals it
>>9962906>make a "pizza" that covers half a sheetpan.>use a fuckton of sauce and enough cheese to last a dairy-fiend a month>add canned sausages and chocola-Fuck this I can't watch more.
>>9958907infomercial products like this are made for the elderly and disabled and are shown on day time tv because that is they watch tv.
>>9961934What is this gay shit, is it a tutorial for kids?>by pinkie pieSuddenly it makes sense
>>9964170Just the best copypasta ever created.
>>9963387fucking mongoloid mike
>>9954408that webm is low-key racist
>>9962906>Guess how many caloriesall the calories
>>9963042Oh thank God. I assume she's just wearing a really convincing fatsuit too then.
>>9964125I dont have the extension.
>>9963351You're a bit gay.
>>9960329>not squeezing ketchup on you're spaghettis
>>9963740Let's try both then, shall we:>>>/gif/11947650https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1515634333354.webm>>9960456>SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT
>>9965686Also, if anyone has the original then please post it. I've put in a request at /gif/ but those arseholes aren't very helpful.>>>/gif/11943963