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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.9955289
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9955289

good food and good fun in these webm threads

>> No.9955329

>>9955289
I imagine eating this in the most desperate moments of hunger would be true hell.

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Quick, post the hottest one's first

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>>9955707
No sound on /ck/ is a crime

>> No.9955743

>>9954408
is that.. is that actually good? I'm always amazed with the random stuff that watermelon finds itself into that actually tastes good so this might actually be good but I'm curious if anyone's ever had it

>> No.9955750

>>9955707
is she trying to caramalize the sugars in the banana with friction? I don't get it.

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>> No.9955768

>>9955496
What a nice pair of salad. I'd totally eat them with any meal.

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>>9954408
This is so disgusting I expect Jack to make a video about jt

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>> No.9955841

>>9955698
qt

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>> No.9955857

>>9955703
I cri evritiem

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>> No.9956316

>>9955887
can you imagine eating that pizza afterwards. i bet its dirty as fuck.

>> No.9956322

>>9956316
And a bit rubbery, I bet.

>> No.9956367

>>9955743
>soggy soaked chicken in a sugary coffin
You tell me.

>> No.9956375

>>9956367
I've had steamed chicken and poached chicken, it would probably be similar.

>> No.9956377

>>9956375
Have you poached a whole chicken though?

Poaching dark meat sounds horrid.

>> No.9956397

>>9956377
It's ok, though it's obviously not my favorite preparation.

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>>9955496

>> No.9956537

>>9956316
No because it's a piece of rubber used for practice.

>> No.9956585

>>9956533
gook girls can't resist SUPERIOR AMERICAN BBQ

>> No.9956683

>>9955698
That's a big crepe

>> No.9956861

>>9955289
Is that a motherfucking icing spatula?

>> No.9956869

>>9955501
Fucking Chinks.

If you feel the need to play with your food at least have the common courtesy of killing it first.

It's final moments were trying desperately to gain traction and breathe in a waterless world as a harpy shrieks with glee at fucking with your body because she thinks you're very existence is "icky".

>> No.9956887

>>9955822
Anyone have any good liver recipes?

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>> No.9957000

>>9955698
i cant stand his videos simply because of the way he films, he gets distracted way too fast and ends up moving the camera way too much. just look at the end of this video, why the fuck would you film those guys?

>> No.9957029

>>9956887
Marinate in alchohol for 55 years until cirrosis.
Donate to 12 year old with cancer.

>> No.9957152

>>9956979
I can't imagine those eggs tasting any good, looks way overcooked.

>> No.9957155

>>9954408
OH MY GOD DID HE JUST STICK A WHOLE LEMON UP THAT BIRDS BUTT?

Americans, explain yourself

>> No.9957165

>>9955515
>Has a 450g steak
>Starts by eating the veggies
Absolue madwoman

>> No.9957169

>>9957165
>implying it matters when she's packing her stomach tighter than the tokyo subway in rush hour.

>> No.9957173

>>9957165
>implying she's actually eating more than one or two bites

>> No.9957195

>>9957169

I'd pack her tighter than a subway if you know what I mean

>> No.9957335

>>9956979
>everything is overcooked to shit, but it's okay because I'm duel wielding spatulas and making a lot of rapid jerky movements

>> No.9957346

>>9955698

wtf? how does the wood get bigger?

>> No.9957379

>>9957346
There are pipes under the sand.

>> No.9957547

>>9955496
Did she just spit into the thing at 0:17 ? Fucking gross

>> No.9957559

>>9956979
Its lightly sped up

>> No.9957598

>>9956683
for you
not even joking it's a normal sized crêpe

>> No.9957606

>>9956979
STOP ADDING 5 FUCKING SAUCES TO EVERYTHING

Why do they always do this? There is no way they pair.

>> No.9957626

>>9955812
>>9955822
>>9955834
>>9955846
What series is this?

>> No.9957629

>>9955698
Savoury > sweet

Fight me irl

>> No.9957643

>>9955905
Marimomarshmallow and decocookie are best when it comes to DIY Candy

>> No.9957662

>>9955850
>>9955859
>>9955872
>she had a boyfriend
>he cheated on her

Why would anyone cheat on such perfection.

>> No.9957687

>>9957346
the world will crush you friend

>> No.9957697

>>9957195

how would you do that? how many people can fit inside her? She is tiny. Think about what you say before you say it please. It's insensitive and somewhat misogynistic.

>> No.9957716

>>9957662
Becase she's going to die of heart disease at 30.

>> No.9957743

>>9957626
read. the. filename.

>> No.9957779

>>9957662
because she is bulimic? it's a mental disease. with those people it's not easy to live.

>> No.9957864

>>9955707
I really really like this webm

>> No.9957917

>>9956533
The virgin Korean BBQ vs the Chad American meat feast

>> No.9958137

>>9955887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcshz4lBJPQ

>> No.9958186

>>9954408
looks like your mom's lol

>> No.9958427
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>> No.9958477

>>9958427
what are those

>> No.9958496

>>9957864
it's all yours, Lori

>> No.9958506

>>9958477

asian sperm are much larger and darker than white people sperm.

>> No.9958511

>>9958477
asians.

>> No.9958522

>>9958477
Eels I think

>> No.9958584

>>9958511
Are they human?

>> No.9958593

>>9958427
What about the bones? Are they too small to cause any internal damage?

>> No.9958607

>>9958593
I never heard of fishbones causing anybody internal damage apart from them getting stuck in the throat. I'd imagine they are soft enough to either just pass through or get broken down in the stomach.

>> No.9958616

>>9958584
Like 72%. We can even breed with them, but the offspring are unstable and not as good at kicking.

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>>9958616

>> No.9958660

>>9957559
The secret to making webms from larger files is to speed them up by 10-15%, this saves a lot on file size and is barely noticeable to the average person.

>> No.9958686

>>9958660
your framerate is fucked though

>> No.9958698

>>9958686
Sacrifices get made. I admit I'm not the best but 3mb is not a lot if you're trying to make anything over 30 seconds.

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>> No.9958705

>>9958698
If you drop the long dimension to 240 it's still watchable on 4chan and that saves loads of space

>> No.9958712

>>9956869
fucking funny innit

>> No.9958719

>>9958703
There's no way that thing works IRL

>> No.9958742

>>9958719
Like most kitchen bullshit it's probably fine for 5-10 uses and after that it just takes up space in your kitchen.

>> No.9958787

>>9955905
This needs sound. These are the best ASMR videos.

>> No.9958881

>>9958660
>barely noticeableit's annoying as guck. You can fiddle with the pixels, framerates and lossy compression settings and if that doesn't do it you should upload them on /wsg/ and crosslink with the added bonus of being able to keep the sound

>> No.9958907

>>9958703
Why are people so obsessed with doing everything they can to not learn how to use a knife...

>> No.9958909

>>9955756
>saves 3 seconds but not the whole thing
How new are you?

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>>9958881
>taking advice from someone who doesn't even know how to use meme arrows

>> No.9958921

>>9955750
Ur a dumb ass cretin

>> No.9958924

>>9956367
if you watch the video she says the chicken doesn’t even taste like watermelon and it’s savory and very juicy.

>> No.9959085

>>9958924
If it doesn't taste like watermelon what is the point? A box of oven bags costs less than a single watermelon and probably does a better job. Shit, just take a roast pan and cover it with some foil. And don't even try to pretend like it's to use up leftovers, you have to special cut that thing and there's a fuckton of innards left behind that get wasted.

>> No.9959098

>>9959085
>innards that get wasted
uh, you can eat the watermelon after you cut it out, fucko.

>> No.9959122

>>9958719
>>9958742
I have had one for years, but its not a cheap shit one.

It works but has really limited uses because I know how to use a knife, I only really use it for salad or salsa if a bunch of other room/boards are taken up for other shit I am doing. I maybe only use it like once every few months.

It is no where near as good as a food processor, and knowing how to cut shit is better anyways.

Oh yeah, I do also use it a lot whenever I make soups, I like to mince onions with it just for soups/stew.

>> No.9959238

I don't want to start a new thread so I'll just ask it here, does anyone have to link to that YT video of the female chef making this disgusting pasta sauce that's basically a whole of canned sauces and a shitton of oil?
I just can't think of the name right now and it's killing me

>> No.9959283

>>9959098
blew that guy's impotent straw man right the fuck out

>> No.9959292

>>9956979
>stabbing the burgers and flipping them excessively

>> No.9959299

>>9958660
>is barely noticeable
Are stupid? Did you not see the previous comment about "rapid jerky movements?" Your faggotry is completely noticable.

>> No.9959314

>>9959238
I do

>> No.9959315

>>9958593

Bones get super dissolved in stomach acid. If fishbones get stuck in your throat you might be fucked, but since they're in the fish all the way down until they reach acid, there's no problem.

>> No.9959339

>>9958907
>Why are people so obsessed with doing everything they can to not learn how to use a knife...

I started cooking when I lived at home and I've been cooking my own food for over a decade and one of these is still faster than my knife would be. It's not that I "don't want to learn," it's that I don't spend enough time *to* learn because I'm not a cook, I don't cut five hundred onions and two hundred heads of cabbage every day.

>I learned and I don't spend that long!

Maybe your autistic ass has talent then. Be thankful instead of shitting on people.

>> No.9959353

>>9959283
why tf did i laugh at this stupid post?

>> No.9959368

>>9955703
REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIEEE LET MEEEE GO NOWWWW

REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.9959378

>>9955703
Is this the restaurant where Oldboy eats the octopus?

>> No.9959394

>>9955812
>>9955822
>>9955834
>>9955846

wtf I suddenly crave human flesh now

>> No.9959693

>>9959314
Fuck you give it to me then

>> No.9959735

>>9959693
wow not with that attitude

>> No.9959740

>>9956979
Annoying and disgusting

>> No.9959745
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>>9959735

>> No.9959746

>>9958624
i swear to god they do not have a soul

>> No.9959765

>>9955750
savoring the flavor like a popsicle you idiot

>> No.9959768

>>9959746
This was confirmed long, long ago. Now we just accept it as fact and suffer through having to share a planet with them, creating distractions for ourselves to try and forget they exist.

>> No.9959787

>>9959745
I like this picture, here you go she took the original down but someone else uploaded it. see all you had to do was be nice

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

>> No.9959798

>>9959787
Ah thanks man, I even searched for Chef Marie Bad Pasta Sauce but that didn't do the trick

>> No.9959800

>>9959746
you would do that too if you were hungry enough

>> No.9959865

>>9955812
fucking eyeballs on the plate

>> No.9959878

>>9959800
no i wouldn't

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>>9959098
I obviously meant the significant amount of flesh still left inside, fucktard.

>> No.9960039

>>9959800
>being THAT hungry
>owning a phone with camera and having internet access
Pretty sure that vid is fake. I mean, why be filming that if it was just any ordinary day, plus the other lady makes sure to not get in the way of the video.

>>9958624

>> No.9960041

>>9959339
Dude, if you can't handle a knife at least semi competently you might be retarded. It's not hard

>> No.9960215

>>9960041
Dude

>> No.9960268

>>9955289
Is this legit or he just throw random stuff?

>> No.9960320

>>9960268
just look who is making it and you will have your answer.

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guys my testicles hurt, and i don't know why.

>> No.9960362

>>9960329
>keeping noodles in a disgusting green tub

>> No.9960433

>>9959238
https://youtu.be/lI2lWuoMV3I

>> No.9960441

>>9955703
Does anybody have the one with the guy with one arm?

>> No.9960456

>>9960329
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT

>> No.9960469

>>9960456

sad that we can't post that webm here because without sound it's worthless, and nobody can be bothered clicking a link that leads to /gif/ or /wsg/.

>> No.9960514

>>9957629
Nobody will fight you over that. Savoury crepes are objectively superior.

>> No.9960953

>>9956979
Its so comfy watching him stab the meat and play with the spatula.

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>>9958787
Asmr doesn't do anything for me, they just make me feel slightly creeped out

>> No.9960975

>>9960961
Same, it's just a stranger trying to be too intimate and personal. Getting it from music or unintentionally is better.

>> No.9960977

>>9960953
The trick is to use it for construction work first because it's a fucking trowel

>> No.9961148

>>9956869
>feel the need to play with your food
>kill it first
???

>> No.9961196

>>9957626
Hannibal and it's kind of great

>> No.9961238

it needs sound
>>>/wsg/2043219
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1514861356186.webm

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>>9955501

Absolutely subhuman.

And to think the defective mastrubators on 4chan dream about breeding with these pan-faced Goblins.

>> No.9961260

>>9954408
This shit is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.

>> No.9961267

>>9960469
Tbh I can be bothered

>> No.9961341

>>9955812
>seasoned it after patting the flour

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>> No.9961504

>>9961479
I've done that with the grease after cooking my bacon.

>> No.9961533

>>9961504
it's a good idea if you want something between sunny side up and over easy

i'm mostly baffled by the dark colored liquid

>> No.9961542

>>9956979
>moving so quickly you drop the ingredirnts out every 5 secs

>> No.9961623

>>9957662
How do you know any of that?

>> No.9961631

>>9961533
"Motor oil, that'll work right?" - Jack probably

>> No.9961704

>>9960362
How do you know it's disgusting?

>> No.9961710

>>9957779
Is she bulimic? I've heard otherwise.

>> No.9961722

>>9961710
No she's not, he's a fucking retard. There's literally a video explaining her condition.

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>> No.9961813

>>9961780
would b pretty useful against toxic family members

>> No.9961818

>>9961704
its green and its a tub

>> No.9961829

>>9961818
It's just a fucking container.

>> No.9961837

>>9961829
fuck you

>> No.9961904

>>9957662
>Why would she date a dude like 10 years younger than her?
Her mistake

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>> No.9961940

>>9961813
if you have to use a lock box in your house's refrigerator maybe you should think about moving out

>> No.9961944

>>9961940
I've worked at an office for a short while that could have used that. No matter how many complaints to HR people made anything in the fridge was apparently up for grabs.

>> No.9961962

>>9961944
I've caught an assault charge when I caught a coworker of mine eating my lunch one day
I told him once and that was the only warning he got

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>>9961934
Welp

>> No.9961968

>>9955289
Is this jack? Can someone please explain

>> No.9961970

>>9961964
I'm mad at myself for fucking up the spoiler tags.
God damnit

>> No.9961974

>>9961970
You can't spoiler on /ck/. Why in the fuck would you ever need to?

>> No.9961978

>>9961968
it's his wife's aunt's jello salad recipe

>>9961970
not all boards have spoilers, but you did fugg upp lmfao

>> No.9961981

>>9961974
Holy shit really? Well fuck, I need to post outside of my main boards more often, usually only ever lurk /ck/.

>> No.9961986

>>9961934
No shells!
No shells!
No shells!
>No shells!
>No shells!
>No shells!
NO SHELLS
O

S
H
E
L
L
S

>> No.9962005

Goddammit man, what's the YouTube channel of that one crazy woman who cooks like shit? I've seen Webm's of them here before--the one where shes adding oil to tomato sauce and everything is fucked.

>> No.9962006

>>9961981
>usually only ever lurk /ck/.
Have you ever seen blacked out post?
I didn't think so you dumb fuck piece of shit.

>> No.9962015

>>9961974
So I can meme. What else are spoiler tags used for?

>> No.9962020

>>9962015
For actual spoilers when discussing media such as books, movies, or video games?

>> No.9962021

>>9961934
What a disgusting tranny

>> No.9962023

>>9962006
>dumb fuck
Thank you anon, I did not realize that I was a dumb fuck, this information has given me a wide outlook on life and I now believe that anything is possible. This experience that you have given me that was not so plainly obvious from the beginning has changed everything I know and see.
Yet again, thank you.

>> No.9962026

>>9962021
>tranny
I wish she was

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>>9962020

>> No.9962062

>>9961780
>mommy leaves to go earn money for us
>break out of my SafeSpace Adult Playpen with the latch trick I learned after a couple weeks
>crawl towards the fridge half naked, clothes are for losers
>open the door and rip down the FoodSafe filled with Good Boy Treats
>leftovers from yesterday's beetloaf and potatoes falls on my head
>"arrrrrhggg"
>lie there for a couple minutes stunned
>"...the foodies will.. be in my tummies"
>repeatedly smack the FoodSafe on the kitchen island
>it breaks open after about 50 times and a couple visible dents
>all of the chocolates and treats fall onto my head
>mommy comes home later, sees the mess in the kitchen first and
>walks into the living room and sees me
>surrounded by the wrappers of my hard earned treats and vomit
>"WHAT DID YOU DO, WHY DID YOU BREAK THE FOODSAFE"
>"time of good boy treats is over mommy"
>she breaks down and cries while I throw candy wrappers covered in puke at her

>> No.9962071

>>9962062
*cringe*

>> No.9962076

>>9961974
secret ingredients

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>> No.9962123

>>9961934
>how to ruin cupcakes by overmixing them

>> No.9962124

>>9961780
I got a pair of Craftsman all-purpose scissors that'll make short work of that stupid fucking thing.

>> No.9962127

>>9962124
Then you get your ass kicked, nigger

>> No.9962130

>>9962107
what is this meme food?

>> No.9962133

>>9962130
It's basically a hipster scotch egg.

>> No.9962134

>>9962127
>picking a fight with a guy wielding a Craftsman product

desu

>> No.9962136

>>9962134
If it's anything Craftsman made in the last decade it's cheap chinese shit.

>> No.9962137
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9962137

>fudz r mehmays

>> No.9962138

>>9955707
monkeys love bananas

>> No.9962142

>>9955743
>>9957155
>>9961260
The video's by emmymadeinjapan. She found the recipe in an old April Fool's magazine article and made it out of curiosity. She said it tasted quite good.

>> No.9962152

>>9962137
Well, to be fair, cooking is a total meme in the actual definition of the word.

>> No.9962154

>>9959800
No, I'd start a fire and cook them first, like a civilized human.

>> No.9962155

>>9962005
Marie
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLnJ7j4__Ppk33pma2E8Ox5ODhDN2kZeac

>> No.9962163
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9962163

>>9955707

>> No.9962176

>>9962155
FUKKINNNN THANK YOU!!!
YES YES YES

>> No.9962217

>>9957173
She is. Watch her livestreams, she eats like that nearly daily.

>> No.9962223
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9962223

>>9961471
This is so disgusting. When she pokes around in the grayish brown slime at the end, I'm always close to gagging.

>> No.9962224

>>9957716
So in minus two years?

>> No.9962229

>>9961623
Some people actually watch her Youtube videos.

>> No.9962230

>>9960975
>it's just a stranger trying to be too intimate and personal
There's plenty of ASMR that doesn't involve people you don't know roleplaying to you. You just have to dig past all that tripe because women figured out they could make easy money by pretending to be your girlfriend on YT and opening a patreon.

>> No.9962356

>>9960469
You don't have to click it though

>> No.9962362

>>9955289
MOVE THE FUCKING HANDLE TO YOUR LEFT YOU FUCK

>>9955496
I legit didn´t see what she was preparing until the third loop

>>9961780
FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR
>do not try this at home

>> No.9962472
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9962472

>>9961978
wife's son's great-aunt*

>> No.9962516

>>9955850
those are some big jelly donuts

>> No.9962567
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9962567

>>9956869
I bet that he was real sad she thought he was icky :( dumbass lol that squid ain't thinking, it's just reacting.

She was obviously trying to kill it the whole time, alpha squid wouldn't go down without a fight though.

>trying desperately to gain traction

It has sucsion cups, brainlet, why do you think she was having such a hard time getting it off the table? If you really felt bad for that squid you should seriously reconsider your moral principles.

>> No.9962642

>>9961631
That's not jack, that's Kay.

>> No.9962649 [DELETED] 
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9962649

>>9962356
??
Let's see how this works.
I put some in a thread on /wsg/ and found some more in that thread. Sadly, I don't have the SPAGHETT one. All are SFW. All are /ck/ related in some way.

Hold on tight because you're in for a ride:

>>>/wsg/22050317
>>>/wsg/22050313
>>>/wsg/22055162
>>>/wsg/22051571
>>>/wsg/22055164
>>>/wsg/22055159

>> No.9962677
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9962677

>>9962356
??
Let's see how this works.
I put some in a thread on /wsg/ and found some more in that thread.
All are SFW. All are /ck/ related in some way.

>>>/wsg/2050317
>>>/wsg/2050313
>>>/wsg/2055162
>>>/wsg/2051571
>>>/wsg/2055164
>>>/wsg/2055159

>> No.9962702

>>9959800
>virgin boy egg detected

>> No.9962710

>>9959339
>implying you have to be a cook to know how to use a knife

Just cut the fucking vegetables like a normal human being

>> No.9962725

>>9960329
>fork in microwave
which one of you retards is this?

>> No.9962731

>>9960362
i'm taking a guess that's one of those stupid microwave pasta cookers.

>> No.9962741

>>9956979
>squeezing the patty against the stove
Turned it off there.

>> No.9962743

>>9961533
burnt butter? like really fucking burnt to the point where it's probably going to give you cancer.

>> No.9962748

>>9961780
Co-workers stealing your food? Be a cunt and take up all the room in the break-room fridge with your fucking stupid food box.

>> No.9962752

>>9961934
>adult supervision highly recommended
where the fuck was theirs?

>> No.9962784

>>9961986
Its good advice though, one time instead of putting the insides of the eggs in the batter I just put the whole egg in then mixed it. My cupcakes tasted alright but not as good as shelless cupcakes.

>> No.9962792

>>9961934
What an annoying faggot

>> No.9962796
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9962796

Not for the faint hearted!

>> No.9962824

>>9956683
If you ate the whole thing would you die?

>> No.9962833
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9962833

>>9962796
is there no end to these?

>> No.9962906
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9962906

Guess how many calories

>> No.9962912

>>9962906
All of them.

>> No.9962925
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9962925

>>9962796
But why?

>> No.9962934

>>9962925
chinese proverb in a fortune cookie;
>he who eat frog has arm grow back!

>> No.9962938

>>9962934
I had to watch it four times to notice he was missing an arm.

>> No.9962939
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9962939

>>9962906
Was about to Post some america meme but shes German... Way to go adolf

>> No.9962942

>>9956979
Wow, I bet those burgers are super dry and the eggs are over donr.

>> No.9962945

>>9962906
Can't be real
pls

>> No.9962946

>>9955515
>Eating fries with a fork
NOOOOOOOOO

>> No.9962951

>>9958427
What.

What?

>> No.9962952

>>9962906
I-I
I just can't
why

>> No.9962961

>>9959800
I doubt it's real. They're not moving.

>> No.9962964

>>9962906
what the fuck

>> No.9963006

>>9958703
I bet if this was made of better materials this would be a kick ass weed grinder

>> No.9963029

>>9962906
I had to double take when
>Is that fucking CHOCOLATE?

>> No.9963042

>>9962906
Guys its a fake "docu" show.

>> No.9963054

>>9955887
c-can i have my pizza now please? its been 13 minutes since um.... ok nevermind keep going

>> No.9963064

>>9958427
> that plastic bag in the bowl so you dont have to do dishes
amazing

>> No.9963075

>>9960329
dont laugh, he used the spaghetti and microwave to clone a fork at the end

>> No.9963087

>>9958427
I see he's found the cure

>> No.9963090

>>9962796
i hope he paid for that frog

>> No.9963094

>>9955887
What a depressing thing to be good at.
>oh no, Joe brought his rubber pizza dough to the party again, we better clap or he'll sliti his ziti

>> No.9963100

>>9963094

at least he found his passion

>> No.9963102

>>9963006
you'd need closer blades. maybe?
just use a coffee grinder

>> No.9963130

Anyone has that gif with the dish which is wrapped in bacon. don't remember the details but it's quite old

>> No.9963184
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9963184

>>9962642

>> No.9963248

>>9961504
I like plenty of things cooked in bacon grease, but eggs aren't one of them. They take on a flavor that is akin to the smell of wet dog. Butter is better.

>> No.9963301

>>9962076
underrated

>> No.9963326

>>9955720
In this webem: waaaay to much frosting.

>> No.9963327

>>9962076
nice

>> No.9963329

>>9961981
you need to leave

>> No.9963339

>>9963248
everything is better with butter.
And by that I mean French butter with coarse sea salt

>> No.9963346

>>9956979
Handle raw meat, handle the buns, back to the raw meat, back to the buns. It always makes me sick to see this kind of thing.

>> No.9963350

>>9963346
pussy

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9963351

>>9962824
It would be extremely satisfying

>> No.9963353
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9963353

>>9962906
>cheese and sauce
Oh, it's a shitty oversaturater lasagna, I don't get what the F-
>hotdogs
wat
>chocolate
what the FUCK
>marshmallow candies?
???
>more cheese and sauce
I have no words.

>> No.9963356

>>9962906
Can I get a youtube version, or at least a webm with audio?

>> No.9963372
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>> No.9963384

>>9955703
I want all chinese ppl to die

>> No.9963386

>>9963372
reminder that corn is duck feed and nothing else

>> No.9963387
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9963387

>> No.9963389

>>9955289
Has anyone made this a'la the "sketti" thread?'

If not one of you needs to.

>> No.9963393

>>9963389
faggot

>> No.9963400

>>9963372
>orange tomato sauce
>mayonaisse
>corn
>>9963387
>cut it with a paint scraper
>three olive slices

What the hell, man? Also that kitchen looks dirty as fuck.

>> No.9963402

>>9963372
>>9963387
Nasty

>> No.9963417

>>9955797
WHAT ARE THOSE BLACK THINGS

POST VIDEO WTF

>> No.9963495

>>9963393
Pussy

>> No.9963524
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9963524

>>9962142

>> No.9963533

>>9962142
>>9963524
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=1C5EFAs14KM

SHE ACTUALLY TASTES IT WTF

>> No.9963546

>>9963387

This is what happens when you're working with shit ingredients, they just overload on shit and pass off a heart attack as a meal.

>> No.9963625

>>9955496
KHANATE MILKERS

>> No.9963640

>>9956979
That orange bottle...is that Hendo's?

>> No.9963680

>>9955812
Post the romantic edit.

>> No.9963731

>>9961780
>the grizzly at the end
lost it

>> No.9963738

>>9963731
Anthony Sullivan is a worthy successor to Billy Mays. He's obviously not quite as good but he carries the torch of absurd commercials well.

>> No.9963740

>>9962677
You have to put the URL of the file uploaded on wsg. Then others can hover over it and watch with sound.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1515288398080.webm
Walla

>> No.9963746

>>9963740
no you don't faggot

>> No.9964030

>>9954408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUvnGkMnDWI

>> No.9964049
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9964049

>>9963740

>> No.9964054

>>9960469
>nobody can be bothered clicking a link that leads to /gif/ or /wsg/
Oh yeah because with inline quoting that's a huge fucking feat.
Fuck off retard.

>> No.9964076

>>9962130
numale feed

>> No.9964107

>>9964049
>not having the right extension

Just click (embed) then, casual.

>> No.9964111
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9964111

>>9964107
>It's super easy!
>As long as you have the right extension
>And then you still have to click a link

>> No.9964113

>>9964107
you can just hover over this one though >>9962677

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9964125

>>9964111
Almost everyone has the extension.
If you had it, you wouldn't have to click it.
You are the retard in this scenario.

>> No.9964133

>>9961934
shoop de woopi fart

>> No.9964156

>>9963387
wa lah

>> No.9964170

>>9959983
I’M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

>> No.9964175
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9964175

>>9961934
>dance party

>> No.9964183

>>9964175
She is well known for throwing parties for all of her friends.

>> No.9964185

>>9962107
>warm avacado

>> No.9964252

>>9962107
that way of cracking open the egg
fucking next level. I've always just made a mess

>> No.9964274

>>9964252
It's never that easy. I'm sure they did like 15 takes and did some pre-scoring or some shit to get it work that perfect.

>> No.9964341

>>9964125
>almost everyone has the extension
Proofs?
>You are the retard in this scenario.
Nah that would be you for hotlinking files from other boards and assuming that everyone uses your gay extension.

>> No.9964382

>>9960039
You can get a cheap phone with a similarly shitty camera for literally a dollar.

>> No.9964386

>>9964341
>thinking I and the guy linking webms are the same person
Genuinely retarded.

>> No.9964401

>>9964386
Where are the proofs?

>> No.9964422

>>9957643
>not RRcherrypie
incorrect

>> No.9964475
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9964475

>>9964401
Just because this is /ck/ doesn't mean you get to be spoonfed.

>> No.9964483

>>9964475
>make idiotic claims
>don't back them up with anything
>act smug about
Lmaoing @ your life.

>> No.9964487

>>9956979
I'll never eat at a food cart where the guy feels like he needs to do a stupid broke ass hibachi act to sell food

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9964506

>>9962796

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9964514

>>9962906

>> No.9964543

>>9961934
reminds me of that guy who made a macaroni and cheese recipe for his nephew

>> No.9964587

>>9963387
Olive drop seals it

>> No.9964597

>>9955703
>asians
>human

>> No.9964653

>>9962906
>make a "pizza" that covers half a sheetpan
.>use a fuckton of sauce and enough cheese to last a dairy-fiend a month
>add canned sausages and chocola-
Fuck this I can't watch more.

>> No.9964672

>>9963094
I keked

>> No.9964696

>>9958907
infomercial products like this are made for the elderly and disabled and are shown on day time tv because that is they watch tv.

>> No.9964720

>>9961934
What is this gay shit, is it a tutorial for kids?

>by pinkie pie

Suddenly it makes sense

>> No.9964755

>>9964170
Just the best copypasta ever created.

>> No.9964812

>>9963387
fucking mongoloid mike

>> No.9964855

>>9954408
that webm is low-key racist

>> No.9964969

>>9962906
>Guess how many calories
all the calories

>> No.9965108

>>9963042
Oh thank God.
I assume she's just wearing a really convincing fatsuit too then.

>> No.9965190

>>9964125
I dont have the extension.

>> No.9965303

>>9963351
You're a bit gay.

>> No.9965560

>>9960329
>not squeezing ketchup on you're spaghettis

>> No.9965686

>>9963740
Let's try both then, shall we:

>>>/gif/11947650
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1515634333354.webm

>>9960456
>SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHETT

>> No.9965705

>>9965686
Also, if anyone has the original then please post it. I've put in a request at /gif/ but those arseholes aren't very helpful.

>>>/gif/11943963