/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9953908]

Is it true that Germans eat raw grounded pork on rolls?? how can they still be alive

[Anonymous No.9953922]

>>9953908

Wild pig is the one that's often full of nasty shit. Factory pig is the mostly clean one (quality control fuckups included).

[Anonymous No.9953932]

>>9953908
>I don't understand how meat works

[Anonymous No.9953933]

>>9953922
How can they eat it raw though?

[Anonymous No.9953947]

>>9953908
i feel like it would be really really slimy

[Anonymous No.9953953]

>>9953947
Like ur mum's pussy

[Anonymous No.9953959]

>>9953947
Tartare is not slimy at all

[Anonymous No.9953971]

Yeah I had that when I stayed in Hamburg, it's called like met or something. It's not quite raw, they spice it and it's marinated in oil or some shit, like the same way that the fish in tuna tataki isn't quite raw. They have it for breakfast usually. Didn't taste too bad and gave me no stomach problems

[Anonymous No.9953982]

>>9953908
I love mett
Probably ate it 1000+ times
Just add some pepper

[Anonymous No.9954029]

high igienic standards

[Anonymous No.9954034]

>>9953971
>>9953982
Wait. They really eat raw pork? I always thought it's /his/ propaganda to potray Germans as barbarians

[Anonymous No.9954050]

>>9953908
true
food standards
next question

[Anonymous No.9954080]

>>9953933
Beacuse it tastes really good
>>9953947
>I feel
You never ate it, so you can't judge.
>>9954034
t. Achmed

[Anonymous No.9954171]

>>9953908
yes we do and it is delicious.

>>9953947
its not slimy it feels good

[Anonymous No.9954183]

>>9954171
>its not slimy it feels good
This is what you tell a loli before fucking her

[Anonymous No.9954243]

>that time I had that with raw egg like some kind of kraut steak tartare

Fucking glorious. Also was funny having the waiter check if I was absolutely sure I want it since I'm a Britbong and apparently most of us are faggots when it comes to raw meat.

[Anonymous No.9954251]

>>9953947
It has the texture of liver paté

[Anonymous No.9954262]

>>9954034
Dude it's not that bad, don't knock it till you try it. My cousin there told me one time a good friend of his from Canada came out to stay with him, and had a big welcome breakfast with a bunch of his friends. When the Canadian saw the pork was raw he went over and put it in the microwave, to the sheer horror of the Germans at the table. They've eaten it for centuries, it's a culture thing. It's no weirder than people eating steak tartare.

[Anonymous No.9954287]

>>9953908
>how can they still be alive
Because western europe isn't a 3rd world shithole like america and actually has food standards.

Americans really are hilarious with their puritanical influenced culture that is deathly afraid of anything sensual/pleasurable ie. food.

[Anonymous No.9954312]

>>9953959
>raw pig
>raw egg
>random raw vegetables
you fucking krauts shouldn't be allowed to criticize any cuisine, especially american. chinks eating raw worms straight out of the ground or niggers engaging in cannibalism sounds more appealing

[Anonymous No.9954334]

>>9954287
>americans
>afraid of food

[Anonymous No.9954353]

>>9954312

It's raw ground beef dickweed. It's basically a ground up raw steak and it's delicious.

[Anonymous No.9954497]

>>9954287
>Because western europe isn't a 3rd world shithole
keep telling yourself that, Adolf

[Anonymous No.9954512]

>>9954312
>a raw egg terrorizes the amerilard
never eaten tiramisù, little faggot?

[Anonymous No.9954876]

>>9954334
Americans are all so terrified of food they only stick to their known comfort foods and revile anything foreign/unkown. Even the trendy "liberals" fear food in their own way with all their health concerns.

>>9954497
>muh salmonella
>muh food poisoning
>muh taco bell shits
>muh parasites/worms
>muh chlorinated chicken and estrogen filled milk
These are things I've never heard anyone say here in my entire life and would only concern me when travelling to shitholes like India, Venezuela or the USA

[Anonymous No.9954956]

>>9954876
Holy shit, 'murrica BTFO the hard way!

[Anonymous No.9954963]

>>9953908
>grounded
Never eat ungrounded pork, as there is a high risk of electrical shock.

[Anonymous No.9954971]

>>9954876
Sorry our food isn't Halal, Ahmed.

[Anonymous No.9954991]

>>9954876
USA has absurdly oversafe food due to first class food safety standards. you can hate on American taste and habit(as a world traveler I agree with you) but they have some of the lowest cases of foodborne illness

[Anonymous No.9954998]

>>9954971
You WILL submit to islam eventually Cleetus.

[Anonymous No.9955051]

>>9954991
Please the FDA has to prove something is unsafe before banning it while in the EU they do preventive bans and the producer has to prove it is safe. Western Europe has way better standards without going full retard which is why we can get delicious raw milk cheese for example.

I doubt Americans can just go to any butcher and buy raw ground beef/pork and eat it right away like I can do here. Hell I've even had horse tartare before.

[Anonymous No.9955078]

>>9955051
>while in the EU they do government totalitarian style oppression of competition and take bribes and payoffs to look past health concerns
all the data you need is in foodborne illness numbers.

[Anonymous No.9955138]

>>9955078
I guess all the antibiotics they pump into their livestock "works" but food borne illnesses isnt the only criteria for food standards. I hope they get a plague of antibiotic resistant germs desu for all their retard use of antibiotics.

[Anonymous No.9955184]

>>9954876
Excuse me, but I grew up eating raw meat, and I grew up in Texas. This is Parisa, raw ground beef mixed with onion, peppers, cheese, and salt and pepper ( and sometimes pickles), eaten on crackers. I've eaten it my entire life. Not as much now that I live somewhere else, but I still make it occasionally, when I can be assed to drive to a proper butcher.

[Anonymous No.9955185]

>>9955138
You are simply wrong you fucking idiotic moron. You're nothing but a freak and an imbecile!

[Anonymous No.9955192]

>>9954998
Never going to happen.

[Anonymous No.9955193]

>>9955184
>mett thread
>parisaposter shows up
every time

[Anonymous No.9955195]

>>9955184
Haha that stuff is obviously blanched or boiled, dumbass.

[Anonymous No.9955202]

>>9954243

Only faggots eat raw meat

[Anonymous No.9955215]

>>9955195
No, it's not, never has been, never will be. But keep trying, fuckface. I enjoy seeing you make an ass out of yourself. I don't think you know what blanched or boiled meat looks like, apparently.

[Anonymous No.9955227]

>>9955193
Don't like it, too bad. I wouldn't show up if idiotic euros didn't keep floating the false idea that we don't eat raw meat. Also Parisa is tastier than Met.

[Anonymous No.9955255]

>>9955215
What a fucking retard u are, you can litteraly see the cooked vegetable mix in between the cooked meat. It was blanched and then nixed in a wok or pan that is my guess. Every ingredient cooked obviously.

[Anonymous No.9955300]

>>9955227
You are objectively wrong.

[Anonymous No.9955371]

>>9955255
kek. I like you; you're funny.

[Anonymous No.9956186]

>>9954262
>sees raw meat
>attempts to cook it in microwave
Holy shit the fit of rage I just threw

[Anonymous No.9956605]

>>9954312
Cannibal sandwiches are American you dumb pleb.

[Anonymous No.9956625]

>>9953922
>Factory pig is the mostly clean one
only in europe. that's why amerilards would never eat raw pork

[Anonymous No.9956684]

>>9955255
No, it's not, you fucking moron. What do you think happens when you mix diced vegetables with raw meat and seasonings? My god, you're stupid. Or just a terrible troll, or both.

[Anonymous No.9957030]

>>9953908
It's not raw.

[Anonymous No.9957033]

>>9954312
>you fucking krauts
Tartare isn't German.

[Anonymous No.9957091]

>>9953908
One Mettbrötchen a day keeps shitskins and Jews away.

[Anonymous No.9957096]

>>9954963
underrated post

t. English teacher

[Anonymous No.9957105]

Pork is Haram (forbidden). You must not eat it.

[Anonymous No.9957110]

The germans want to be dying ok because they are still assfucked from stupidity during the world wars so the good german (a dead one(all of them)) do not eat healthy but stupidly like a suicidal

[Anonymous No.9957112]

>>9957030
Mettbrötchen is raw.

[Anonymous No.9957375]

>>9953908
Hygiene standards.
Next question

[Anonymous No.9957382]

>>9957110
t. Shmuel Lipschitz Greenblatt

[Anonymous No.9957401]

>>9953982
>t. tapeworm

[Anonymous No.9957416]

>>9954262
>the Canadian saw the pork was raw
>and put it in the microwave
>the microwave
>not cooking it in a pan or a grill
>canadian
Savage. Pure savage.

[Anonymous No.9957420]

>>9957401
why didn't he pull it the rest of the way out? can that cause a problem and you are supposed to leave it there until you get medical attention?

[Anonymous No.9957423]

>>9954262
>sees raw meat
>first reaction is to microwave it

[Anonymous No.9957425]

>>9954353
>ground beef
isn't that how mad cow got started? someone fed it to other cows?

[Anonymous No.9957430]

>ITT: americans being confused about quality standards

Our meat is better than yours. That's why we can eat it raw. It's as simple as that lol

[Anonymous No.9957443]

>>9954991
>USA
>home of corn fructose syrup and gmo
>has absurdly oversafe food
*gains weight*

[Anonymous No.9957457]

>>9955184
disgusting

[Anonymous No.9957466]

>>9957430
Most fine dining establishments in Germany actually get their meat flown in from America. Germany isn't as wasteful as America and uses Holsteins cattle which are bred for both milk and meat, and therefore you get a sub-optimal compromise since you end up slaughtering a worn out milk cow essentially. You can find plenty of chemical free beef in America, especially now that organic and nature is popular.

[Anonymous No.9957477]

>>9957466
do germans still overcook everything (at least the cooked stuff)?

[Anonymous No.9957495]

>and they call slavs sub human

[Anonymous No.9957497]

>>9957466
>Mettbrötchen
>raw ground pork

What do cows have to do with this, my clapping friend?

[Anonymous No.9957516]

>>9957477
They do have a preference for more cooked on average still, but a lot of regional differences have gotten grayer - especially as globalism continues to reign. A lot of preparation is getting normalized as people travel more, and chefs travel more.

>>9957497
Anon was speaking about meat in general. I used steak as an example.

The danger of eating raw pork is really a concern of catching a worm parasite, which comes from pigs eating scraps of meat containing larval cysts. They used to be fed just about anything. Today, pork that comes from industrial pig farms using modern nutritional systems and fodder makes this a non-issue. There are only a handful of cases of infection now.

[Anonymous No.9957519]

>>9957466
>Most fine dining establishments in Germany actually get their meat flown in from America.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9957536]

>>9957519
Best steak in Swabia is in the Porsche Museum, uses US Prime.
https://www.porsche.com/museum/en/kulinarischesangebot/

[Anonymous No.9957874]

>>9954243
>in a two michelin star restaurant
>order dish with raw meat in it
>"sir are you absolutely sure you want RAW MEAT are you sure you won't sperg out and get all angry because it's raw"
>still order it
>don't like it because it absolutely reeks of cucumber, it's more cucumber than anything else and I hate cucumber
>"HAHA I TOLD YOU IT'S BECAUSE IT'S RAW ISN'T IT"
>"no I just don't like it because of the cucumber the meat is good"
>"HAHA DUMDUM DOESN'T LIKE RAW MEAT"
>chef comes out
>"WHY IS THIS DUMDUM SPITTING ON MY PERFECT DISH, IS IT BECAUSE HE IS A COOKED MEAT BABY?"
Fucking waiters why do they take it so personally

[Anonymous No.9957887]

>>9957874
I'm guessing you look like you don't belong in a 2 star joint. like, I'm picturing a dude wearing a professional sports themed jacket, baggy jeans, and work boots getting concerned glances from the other diners as he furiously googles everything on the menu before eating it

[Anonymous No.9957893]

>>9957887
I mean that's not at all the case but it's irrelevant, you shouldn't treat people like shit because of how they dress otherwise they could turn out to be a politician or a billionaire or mafia and have you shot the next day.

[Anonymous No.9957895]

>>9957893
it's how the world works, I'm sorry you have trouble dealing with the fact

if you want to run around in piss stained sweatpants and anime shirts all day because "people should be less judgmental", be my guest

[Anonymous No.9957899]

>>9957874
i hope you didn't pay

[Anonymous No.9957900]

>>9955195
>>9955215
locked in a battle of wits

[Anonymous No.9957913]

It's called mettwurst, which is smoked, much like 'raw' bacon is, so it's cooked even though it looks like raw pork.

It's pretty good. My family is German immigrants and we'd have it semi-often while I was growing up.

[Anonymous No.9957916]

>>9953933
Just try it. It's fairly similar to Leberwurst or shit like that. You just need to season it well and not use too much meat.

[Anonymous No.9957933]

>>9957874
LARP. In a Michelin two star that conversation wouldn't happen, or if it did that server would be fired immediately. Fixing food that a customer doesn't like is one of the easiest, lowest cost, things you can do in a two-star restaurant.

[Anonymous No.9957953]

>>9957933
Wow that would be a pretty fucking niche story to make up, you guys are getting paranoid.

[Anonymous No.9958006]

>>9957953
I've eaten in enough two star restaurants to know the likelihood of this happening is near zero. They might think your a fuck, but they'll just make it right by you. The chef is not going to come out and chastise, the waiter is not going to argue with you.

A one star gastropub or something maayyybbeee, these ones that Michelin is giving a star because they don't want to be seen as french food favoring elitists anymore.

[Anonymous No.9958023]

>>9958006
>A one star gastropub or something maayyybbeee, these ones that Michelin is giving a star because they don't want to be seen as french food favoring elitists anymore.
been to a few of those, and from experience I can tell you that what would really happen is that they'd simply drop the raw meat from the menu as soon as the unwashed hordes start flooding in

[Anonymous No.9958025]

>>9958006
>I've been to so many restaurants I know every single restaurant in the world
Who is the larper now

[Anonymous No.9958039]

>>9957516
>There are only a handful of cases of infection now.
guess what, if you weren't bavarian savages there would be none

[Anonymous No.9958059]

>>9957913
t. muhamet

[Anonymous No.9958062]

>>9958059
What?

I'm literally the whitest European I know.

[Anonymous No.9958077]

>>9958023
Sadly, you're probably right.

>>9958025
That's not what I said, brainlet. Work on your reading comprehension before trying to argue.

[Anonymous No.9958081]

>>9958039
I'm not German, but okay.

[Anonymous No.9958123]

AIDS

many such cases

[Anonymous No.9958128]

>germans
>eating pork

lol muslims dont eat pork

[Anonymous No.9958195]

>>9958128
all seriousness, it's disgusting how much little german kids eat that doner kebob garbage. really shows how much they hate themselves.

[Anonymous No.9958237]

Don't think I'd ever try it. Seems like it'd be weird wet and soggy

To each their own tho

[Anonymous No.9958360]

>>9957420
Most likely it would tear somewhere behind the head and would simply regrow. Or the wall of the intestine might tear where the worm has attached itself.

[Anonymous No.9958384]

I got raw meat from a restaurant once in the form of carpaccio
first of all it didn't really taste good

second, I had stomach cramps later that night and shit my pants on the way to work. Ended up spending the whole day with tummy toubles

[Anonymous No.9958400]

>>9958195
Doner kebab is the only good thing brown people have done

Samosas too

[Anonymous No.9958414]

>>9958384
That could also be because your system isnt used to digesting raw meat, not the meat itself. I ate raw beef all the time as a child ( we raised our own catttle for meat), so as an adult, I've never had an problems eating raw meat dishes.

[Anonymous No.9958685]

>>9953908
>americans dip their chickens in chlorin
>can't eat raw eggs
>die if they eat raw pork
>brag about their food standards
>get shot

but seriously guys, get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.9958779]

>>9956625
I think it might just be Germany, as the caesium-137 from chernobyl dissolved into clouds as caesium salt and rained on Sweden, the actual plume of fallout with strontium-90 finished up in the forests of germany, along with the lead the dopey slavs first dumped on the core. The mushrooms there contain high strontium and lead and the piggies eat them.

[Anonymous No.9958798]

>>9957401
I'm going to pretend I never read this

[Anonymous No.9958801]

>>9954312
Babby never had anything other than hamburgers and well done steak with ketchup :(

[Anonymous No.9958808]

>>9958128
how are they not eating their own doners

[Anonymous No.9958816]

>>9958128
how are they not eating their own doners

>>9958779
what happens with piggie then?

[Anonymous No.9958842]

>>9958798
Me too anon. Me too

[Anonymous No.9959109]

>>9953908
You know what the best thing with Mett is ? You can make a delicious pie with it

[Anonymous No.9959138]

>>9958816
piggie glows in the dark

Besides that it just runs around radiating. You will need to have it checked first, before can safely eat it. Wild boars are usually checked for radiation , parasites and illnesses that may affect humans.

[Anonymous No.9959161]

>>9957105
Found the Englishman

[Anonymous No.9959179]

>>9958798
>>9958842
[tapeworming intestinefies]

[Anonymous No.9959186]

>>9959138
>get bitten by a radioactive wild boar
>become spidermanbearpig

[Anonymous No.9959197]

>>9959186
>get bitten by a radioactive wild boar
>get superpowers of finding truffels

[Anonymous No.9959215]

>>9955227
>idiotic euros didn't keep floating the false idea that we don't eat raw meat
the autistic screeching from americans crying out loud about the barbaric act of eating raw meat doesn't really help to correct that notion, parisa-kun

[Anonymous No.9959220]

>>9959197
> a superpower, that actually helps you to earn lotsa money

[Anonymous No.9959231]

>country kills 8 million innocent Jews
>surprised they eat raw meat

[Anonymous No.9959243]

>>9959231
>jews
>innocent

[Anonymous No.9959247]

>>9959231
It was only 6 tho.

> people also keep forgetting the other additional 6-7 million people that died in the concentration camps

[Anonymous No.9959486]

>>9954991
i dont know the exact differences between us and eu food safety laws, but i do know people in the US are overly afraid of certain things. like meat/fish being too raw and organs like brain, just a better foodculture overall in europe, though there are obviously highlights in the us as well.

[Anonymous No.9959518]

>>9959247
you mean 6 jews? probably

[Anonymous No.9959523]

>>9959220
>side effect is that you also have an overwhelming urge to eat all truffles you find

[Anonymous No.9959843]

>>9959523
> wouldn´t be so bad actually, I like truffles and mushrooms in general
> besides I mostly eat crap food anyway

[Anonymous No.9959895]

>>9954876
>Germany is immune to food borne illness
Is German education really that bad?

[Anonymous No.9960209]

>>9957895
Yeah I'm sure the kind of person that wears sweatpants and anime clothes has the money for a Michelin restaurant

[Anonymous No.9960225]

>>9959109
Get that shit out of my face. It's hedgehogs or nothing.

[Anonymous No.9960236]

>>9960209
cop or not, my good /fa/ggot

[Anonymous No.9960319]

>>9958816
Not much, animals are a lot more resilient than humans when it comes to radiological contamination on account of how much shorter their life spans are, thus receiving a lower accumulated dose. They have lower rates of mutation than us too because the gestation period (and exposure) for the foetus is much shorter.

[Anonymous No.9960325]

>>9957536
porsche claiming that they have the best steak is like trump claiming that trump-steaks are the worlds best

[Anonymous No.9961726]

>>9956625
pork in the US is getting cleaner, the new FDA guideline reduced the "safe" internal temp from 160 dungrees freedom to 145 with a 3 min rest. iirc pork in the EU has been safer for quite a while though while the FDA update was only recently. People still freak out here when you serve them medium rare pork loin.

[Anonymous No.9962276]

>>9957425
yes but heat doesn't kill prions so it's not that fact that it was raw that caused it

[Anonymous No.9962440]

>>9954991
>lowest cases of foodborne illness
I’d say morbid obesity is a foodborne illness and you sharty cunts lead the universe on that one.

[Anonymous No.9962448]

>>9954971
>OP makes post about pork
>Cletus calls him Ahmed
American education to the rescue once again! I wonder why you’re so hated throughout the planet?

[Anonymous No.9962460]

>>9961726
Pork in the US is the cleanest and safest in the world and has by far the strictest standards

Period. Stop believing stupid Euro-hatred. They eat fucking horse meat becuase they can't afford real meat.

[Anonymous No.9962463]

>>9962448
>I wonder why you’re so hated throughout the planet?

Probably because people envy the most powerful nation on earth that is responsible for 80%+ of all scientific and medical advances over the past 150 years

[Anonymous No.9962465]

>>9959486
>organs like brain

We're not afraid of it, it's just trash that we don't eat. It isn't consumption-quality.

[Anonymous No.9962478]

>>9962460
>Hey Billy-Bob, this pork looks kinda dirty. What do we do?
>Just wash it with chlorine you dummy!
>Wow, all good for consumption now. Haha, silly Europeans eating dirty meat

Fuck off and shill your americhlorine meat somewhere else, Donald.

[Anonymous No.9962510]

>raw pork

[Anonymous No.9962683]

>>9958685
>>9962440
>>9962448
Kek. Fuck off walmart sharters.

[Anonymous No.9962736]

>>9962463
Well since that simply isn’t true, I’m going to assume it’s something to do with the war-mongering, gender-swapping and degenerate destruction of culture.

[Anonymous No.9963041]

>>9954876
This coming from a country that had the a Mad Cow Scare so bad that if you were in the UK during the 1980s you're not allowed to give blood at all in the United States.

[Anonymous No.9963044]

>>9962440
Actually mother fucker, you're wrong about that too.

https://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/may/29/how-obese-is-the-uk-obesity-rates-compare-other-countries

[Anonymous No.9963348]

>>9954243
he must have watched that one Mr Bean episode recently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6QqSxmpRMM

[Anonymous No.9963536]

>>9959247
No, you idiot. It was 6 million deaths overall.

[Anonymous No.9963545]

>>9962510
I don't understand what that picture is trying to tell me.

[Anonymous No.9963554]

>>9963545
Basically that you will die instantly if you eat any kind of raw meat, no matter how clean it is.

[Anonymous No.9963963]

>>9963041
>gets blood from junkies and gays but not British because muh mad cows
Citation please?

[Anonymous No.9963997]

>>9963044
>posts graph which backs up my claim
Read it again, “motherfucker”. You’re not very intelligent, are you?

[chop No.9964016]

>>9963963
They let junkies donate blood?

>>9963997
The claim was that the US is the fattest country and the graph says that honour actually goes to Malta and Iceland.

[Anonymous No.9964021]

>>9963963
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1116429/
This is very common knowledge. I believe they also still ban gays because aids.

[Anonymous No.9964022]

>>9962465
no merit in arguing, you obviously never had a brain

[Anonymous No.9964295]

>>9964016
No it doesnt. The graph just shows countries belonging to western Europe. IIRC the fattest country overall is Mexico. Mothers there will fill their infant's baby bottle with Coca Cola.

[Anonymous No.9964472]

>>9964295
Wrong, sweatie. Stay in denial.

https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/guid/FCAE1BC4-3C7C-11E7-A2B2-665E119D65B4

[Anonymous No.9964508]

>>9964295
>IIRC the fattest country overall is Mexico

The fattest country in the world couldn't compete with your American blacks.

[Anonymous No.9964519]

>>9964472

Blacks are 11% of the american population, but if you took them out of that data set, American obesity would drop nearly in half.

[Anonymous No.9964916]

>>9955184
>>9955184
but why?

[Anonymous No.9965045]

>>9953908
>not loving Mettbrötchen
>the true patrician choice of a meal vs mudshits and jews
You are missing the good shit my man, try some with some onions, salt and pepper.
>inb4 "b-but muh bacteria n shieeet I will die"
Bunch of faggots overseas I see
>>9957091
Mein Neger

[Anonymous No.9965049]

>>9964519
Uhh, no sweatie. The 13% of the population that are blacks add @ 2% to US obesity %. But take heart, amerilardistan conquers the world in obesity! We have the fattest pres since Taft to make sure we MAFA!

[Anonymous No.9965063]

>>9964508
>The fattest country in the world couldn't compete with your American blacks.

You got a point there.

[Anonymous No.9965076]

>>9964508

Before I came to the US, I thought all american blacks were 5% bodyfat niggers who can run like the wind. Turns out its only 5% of niggers that are super in shape, while 95% of them are fatter than your rednecks.

[Anonymous No.9965087]

>>9964916
Because it's fucking delicious, that's why.

[Anonymous No.9965093]

>>9965049
>amerilardistan conquers the world in obesity
This isnt even accurate anymore, canuck cuck, theres like 10 countries with higher obesity ratings now

[Anonymous No.9965119]

>>9960236
does anyone actually buy this garbage or is it just like the lamborghini phone or that $12000 asus laptop that exists solely to gain attention that the company would make something so expensive.

[Anonymous No.9965146]

>>9957401
>>9958798
this is not how tapeworms work, nor is it where they live. this story is made up but quite gross! tapeworms live in your small intestine, and break off small segments filled with eggs when they mature. They do still wriggle when they hit the toilet bowl, though. Tapeworms are not snakes.

t. biologist

[Anonymous No.9965241]

>>9965093
See graph above. But yeah, there's a handful of pacific islandand mideast caliphates that are fatter but that's it. Stay in denial, you're a very good goy. Have an HFCS donut on me!

[Anonymous No.9965514]

>>9955227
yurocucks btfo

[Anonymous No.9965556]

>>9965119
I'd sure as shit buy those if I were filthy rich, imagine how comfy they are goddamn.

[Anonymous No.9966867]

>>9963545
parasites

[Anonymous No.9966972]

>>9954991
Our food gets checked 3 times in the progress

Yours only at the end

Thats the reason you cant sell a lot of your food here

You fuck

[Anonymous No.9967049]

>>9964016
>Malta and Iceland
That’s the Europe graph, Cletus. Scroll down for the worldwide one. If you don’t know how to scroll down, ask your carer.

[chop No.9967100]

>>9967049
>>9967049
Thanks for correcting me.
My carer says the US still isn't #1, though.

[Anonymous No.9967115]

>>9954287
European "cuisine" evolved from starving peasants eating weird animal organs and spoiled goat milk to not starve to death. Enjoy your raw horse meat

Also America pretty much defined what 1st World even means.

[Anonymous No.9967131]

>>9967115
>>9954287
Also, what is with you weasel people and eating blood?

[Anonymous No.9967141]

>>9967115
>Also America pretty much defined what 1st World even means.
Not "pretty much." Entirely. 1st world literally means "allied with the United States," 2nd world refers to those allied with the Soviet Union, and 3rd world to those countries allied with neither, usually poor shitholes. People misuse the term constantly, and it's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.9967831]

>>9967141
cool, i didnt know that

[Anonymous No.9967842]

>>9967115
>European "cuisine" evolved from starving peasants eating weird animal organs and spoiled goat milk
ITT: an American conflates an entire continent with a country

[Anonymous No.9967846]

>>9967141
>1st world literally means "allied with the United States,"
No it doesn’t.
Retard.

[Anonymous No.9967855]

>>9967141
1st world refers to industrialised, capitalist states of which the USA is one of.
Industrialization and capitalism originated in Europe and the UK.

[Anonymous No.9968388]

>>9958195

kys

[Anonymous No.9968444]

>>9967100
Of the large countries it is, so go fuck your mother again. Also, don’t be a cunt and only switch your name on halfway through. You know most sensible people on here don’t reply to names/trips. Kys. You’re just as much a nobody here as in real life.

[Anonymous No.9968467]

>>9967846
>>9967855
that was the original definition
"The concept of First World originated during the Cold War and included countries that were generally aligned with NATO and opposed to the Soviet Union during the Cold War. Since the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, the definition has instead largely shifted to any country with little political risk and a well functioning democracy, rule of law, capitalist economy, economic stability and high standard of living."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_World

it's been made a bastardization, like everything else these days

[Anonymous No.9968476]

>>9955192

[Anonymous No.9968527]

>>9959895
He's implying that europeans actually have food standards and don't have to worry about food borne illness even when eating raw meat. But I guess reading comprehension isn't american education's forte.

[Anonymous No.9968550]

real germans are vegetarian