/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9953842]

Ah, the perfect breakfast. There's really no better way to start your day.

[Anonymous No.9953851]

Just don't talk directly into my face thanks

[Anonymous No.9953854]

what about a big fat shit

[Anonymous No.9953862]

>>9953842
Unless you want to, you know, have energy and be healthy. Anybody that takes pride in smoking is literally the bottom of the barrel in society.

[Anonymous No.9953875]

>>9953862
*blows smoke in your face*

[Anonymous No.9953885]

>>9953875
*fucks your wife's daughter*

[Anonymous No.9953904]

>>9953885
*watches*

[Anonymous No.9953918]

>>9953862
>Unless you want to, you know, have energy

That's what the coffee is for

[Anonymous No.9953996]

>>9953842
Camel Royal and 2 pints of milk is my ideal breakfast.

[Anonymous No.9954000]

>>9953842
"The Degenerate Deluxe"

[Anonymous No.9954017]

>>9953842
make it a Newport and Arizona ice tea and your right

[Anonymous No.9954052]

>>9953918
stimulant != energy

[Anonymous No.9954055]

>>9953862
>Unless you want to, you know
>you know
are you a 15 year old av club member?

[Anonymous No.9954057]

>>9954052
Stimulants give you energy retard.

[Anonymous No.9954074]

>>9953862
Smoking is aesthetic as fuck, I bet you are the center of every party you go to.

[Anonymous No.9954077]

>>9953862
You don't have to take pride in it to think that it's nice as fuck. And smoking is nice as fuck

[Anonymous No.9954086]

>>9943217
>>9943217
>>9943217
>>9943217

spam is against the rules

[Anonymous No.9954090]

>>9954017
>Newport
You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.9954100]

>>9954057
>lol, he thinks the body's mechanism for interacting with stimulants is the same as getting energy from food
Coffee and energy drink companies love guys like you! The uneducated poor fuel their bottom line and, wonder of wonders, they also have the greatest number of health issues.

[Anonymous No.9954103]

>>9954100

ur so redpilled, lmao

[Anonymous No.9954117]

>>9954077
I just dont feel the appeal. I've tried smoking packs, cigars, hookah. None of it feels particularly good, relaxing, stimulating, just leaves me smelling and tasting weird. Would rather have a beer

[Anonymous No.9954121]

>>9954086
thread 404'd you dumb fuck

>b-but you can only make one thread on one topic once

No

[Anonymous No.9954135]

the perfect start for the bad breath of death. disgusting.
anyone working in an office knows this horror.

[Anonymous No.9954144]

>>9954135
Non smokers often smell worse, like old meat.
I chew gum all the time and got teeth white as snow, I smoke and smell like heaven.

[Anonymous No.9954149]

>>9954144
Sure you do, ashtray

[Anonymous No.9954153]

>>9953842
>reds
Pleb. At least smoke something good.

[Anonymous No.9954154]

>>9954149
Glad you agreed.

[Anonymous No.9954164]

>>9954153
Whats a good cigarette?
Bonus question: what's a good cigarette if you dont like cigarettes much?

[Anonymous No.9954173]

>>9954074
>aesthetic
For a 15 year old or a /fa/ggot, yes

[Anonymous No.9954180]

>>9954074
smoking to look "cool", or doing anything because muh aesthetics for that matter, will only make cool people look cooler. it makers uncool people even uncooler. im guessing you fall into the latter part since you have to defend a disgusting habit by saying you do it to look cool.

[Anonymous No.9954188]

I am fairly certain that my habit of only drinking coffee and smoking a cigarette in the morning and not eating until the late afternoon is what gave me the stomach cancer that will soon end my life at 25.
But yeah it's definitely the best way to start your day.

[Anonymous No.9954190]

>>9953842
Replace coffee with black ceylon tea
Replace marlboro with Winston
And repl....No wait Zippo's are the best wat to light fags.

[Anonymous No.9954192]

>>9953842
I work in Las Vegas so I have this mental association of smokers being either sloppy club sluts or lonely old people wasting entire days at penny slots

[Anonymous No.9954252]

>>9954154
wasn't even me who replied. anyways, I smoked until a year ago, I know what I'm talking about. you def smell worse than normal coffee breath. it's disguting, stop trying to defend it. anyone can have bad breath, but this "breakfast" is the premium recipe for it.

[Anonymous No.9954274]

>>9954173
>>9954180
I look really good and care about fashion yeah.

[Anonymous No.9954285]

>>9954274
>>9954180
>>9954173
Well I guess that settles it boys

[Anonymous No.9954401]

>>9953842
I prefer camels, but thats just about my breakfast most mornings.

[Anonymous No.9954447]

>>9954285
Yes that you ugly fat people shouldn’t smoke, you will just look stupid.

[Anonymous No.9954461]

No, Anon, you don't look like Don Draper

[Anonymous No.9954475]

>tobacco industry doing so poorly that they're reduced to shilling their product on 4chan
kek

Like the movie Atomic Blonde where there was a cigarette on screen for the entire fuckung movie. It was laughable. It was literally a movie about chain smoking.

KYS <- pro tip: you already are.

[Anonymous No.9954479]

I love smokers. Theyre half of the reason why I have a job: if theyre not obese, then they're smokers. About 50% of my patients are both. And when they get COPD and pneumonia + respiratory distress at 35 I can stick a tube in 'em, hang some propo and put my feet up for a week till we extubate. Then we do it all over again in half a year.
Keep it up friendo, make my job easier for me pls
t. Pulmonologist

[Anonymous No.9954489]

>>9954017

2 Belmonts, and a glass of tomato juice for me

[Anonymous No.9954499]

>>9954479
>not working out and doing cardio to even out the smokings
Those plebs deserve it

[Anonymous No.9954532]

>>9954499
That'll help a bit, but nothing protects against the loss of surfactant to your alveoli, which will end up fucking your lungs into the dirt
Not to mention the gradual vasocostriction to your veins and arteries over time. Cardiologists have a hate/love relationship with you too
You wouldn't believe the amount of skinny 30 - 50somethings who have stents

[Anonymous No.9954546]

>>9953842
Would politely have to disagree with you there OP. A pot of fine organic green tea and some high-grade Danish chewing tobacco is the way to set a beautiful day in motion. Smokes and coffee are a little crude and probably better suited for the proletariat and for
the peasants. Zippo lighters make cigarettes taste like gasoline.

[Anonymous No.9954554]

>>9954489
>Belmonts
>Not Rooftops

[Anonymous No.9954557]

>>9954532
The few times I’ve visited hospitals it’s been kinda nasty with the people sounding like Darth Vader because of smoking.
I should probably quit.

[Anonymous No.9954559]

>>9954117
You're smoking wrong. That said, you shouldn't learn how unless you want to start a new habit.

You're supposed to inhale enough nicotine till you get a slight dizzying buzz, then you nurse it. Trouble is, you stop getting the high pretty damn quickly and if you inhale too much you'll feel like you need to hurl.

It makes me feel slightly spaced out, relaxed, and euphoric. The comedown immediately feels kind of tense, anxious, and shakey, issues with fine motor control and stuff. I imagine that if someone's an actual smoker that is what withdrawal is like x10000.

[Anonymous No.9954565]

>>9954546
Chewing tobacco is the barbaric pleb choice it fucks up your gums way more

[Anonymous No.9954569]

>>9953854
Coffee and smoking helps you take said big fat shit.

[Anonymous No.9954610]

>>9954565
Perhaps if you use low-grade Swedish snuff with crushed glass in it but fine Danish chewing tobacco has virtually no health deggerating effects what so ever. In fact, its among the safest ways to administer nicotine to Parkinsons victims ..apart of nicotine gum and patches but where is the pleasure in using those. Could actually see myself chewing nicotine gum though.

[Anonymous No.9954663]

>>9954557
Good goy, no, please keep smoking for that quick buzz and difficult-to-quit addiction!
We need more of your sheckles pouring into my office. You wont believe the sort of life saving medication and treatments weve got lying around these days! We'll keep you alive long past the point of good quality of life just to squeeze every last dime from you and the state

[Anonymous No.9954669]

>>9954663
Alright, why not. Gotta die somehow anyway.

[Anonymous No.9954687]

>>9954565
>Chewing tobacco is the barbaric pleb
haha, unlike cigarettes?
They are both trashy redneck decisions

[Anonymous No.9954694]

>>9954687
Compared to?

[Anonymous No.9954767]

>cigarettes and coffee
>not cigars and brandy

Plebs the lot of you

[Anonymous No.9954794]

>>9954767
uhh.. I think you just /thread with your post

[Anonymous No.9954911]

>>9954767

[Anonymous No.9954917]

>>9953875
>>9953885
>>9953904
brilliant

[Anonymous No.9954924]

>>9954767
For me its mountain dew and grape swisher sweets

[Anonymous No.9955008]

>>9954610
Safest way to administer nicotine (in the form of tobacco) is snuff.

[Anonymous No.9955017]

>>9953842
Take that poo and put it in the loo you massive cuck.

[Anonymous No.9957255]

>>9954090
Where? Why?

[Anonymous No.9957271]

>>9957255
They are considered black people cigarettes or poor/druggie cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.9957273]

>>9957271
There all we have in jail

[Anonymous No.9957377]

>>9954479
>>9954532
>>9954663
I am legitimately panicking knowing that I am very addicted to cigarettes and I could live an even more miserable life. I am quitting.

[Anonymous No.9957380]

>>9954663
Big Tobacco is actually one of the few mostly white billion dollar industries. That's why (((they))) have tried so hard to shut them down.

[Anonymous No.9957428]

>drink cup of coffee plus 2 energy drinks a day
>tfw tried to quit caffeine yesterday
>irritable, paranoid, headache and angry all day
I really memed myself with this one

[Anonymous No.9957442]

>>9957273

[Anonymous No.9957447]

The best and worst breakfast is a fuck load of vodka

[Anonymous No.9957449]

>>9953842
>Marlboro reds
Couldnt find a cock at this hour?

[Anonymous No.9957453]

>>9957380
Imagine creating some racially based jewish conspiracy to try and deal with your addiction

[Anonymous No.9957454]

>>9957449
>brand loyalty on shit that all tastes the same
unless you're rolling chop chop shut yer mouf

[Anonymous No.9957462]

>>9957453
I don't smoke cigarettes though, it's true. The (((media))) are the ones that unequally targeted tobacco when alcohol causes many more problems than cancer sticks.

[Anonymous No.9958923]

>mfw I smoke menthols and couldn't care less what other smokers think

[Anonymous No.9960371]

>>9958923
Might make you smell a little black, not a big deal

[Anonymous No.9960375]

>>9954559
That's literally how I smoked, nada

[Anonymous No.9960377]

>>9958923
>>9958923
what you smokin on? I smoke newport menthols 50s

[Anonymous No.9960480]

>>9958923
>>9958923
>had a menthol for the first time ever about a month ago
>felt like my mouth was numb after
is the appeal that its not as rough on your throat and doesn't taste like death ?

[Anonymous No.9960491]

>>9960480
The appeal is that it gives you more cancer and you die sooner. A smooth smoke with a smooth flavor is just a bonus.

[Anonymous No.9960495]

>>9960491
menthol cigs are worse for you ?

[Anonymous No.9960499]

>>9960495
Why would smoking menthols be better for you? They have more carcinogens.

[Anonymous No.9960500]

>>9953842
would i lose weight like this?

[Anonymous No.9960503]

>>9960499
i dont know anything about cigs
only had like 5 in my life

[Anonymous No.9960505]

>>9960500
I see plenty of fat americans smoking, so no.
Smoking negatively impacts your cardiovascular health, so exercising would be harder too

[Anonymous No.9960510]

>>9960505
good point, i was always too lazy to smoke anyway

[Anonymous No.9960511]

>>9960500
yes, its actually super common for people like models etc to keep them skinny
smoking reduces hunger as does coffee

[Anonymous No.9960515]

>>9960511
Orgasm reduces hunger too

[Anonymous No.9960516]

>>9960511
i guess it's for people who are fat for eating a lot and not lazy fucks like me who can lose weight by walking slightly more

[Anonymous No.9960532]

>>9954164
Check out the Dunhill in an orange pack. It's a slightly lighter cigarette, and the taste is distinctly citrus-y.

[Anonymous No.9960536]

Recently I've been starting my day by bundling up, brewing some dark roast coffee, going out to my cold garage, putting on some tunes, and smoking 1 unfiltered camel. After chilling in there and collecting my thoughts for about 20 minutes, I go inside, take a very satisfying shit, and wash up and get ready for work. One cigarette a day in the morning is the only thing that seems to get my bowels going. I think I have inflammatory issues, but I've also heard it could be a neurotransmitter issue (low serotonin) or became associative after ~3 years of smoking. I quit for four months at the end of 2017 but hopped back on because I felt so constipated. I think I'm okay where I'm at right now because I'm very active, and eat fairly healthy. Maybe someone here has had similar problems?

[Anonymous No.9960562]

>>9953862
>needing breakfast to have energy
You might have some sort of chronic illness

[Anonymous No.9961091]

[Anonymous No.9961340]

As a future dentist, I thank god every day that people like you exist.

[Anonymous No.9961370]

>>9954164
Camel Turkish Royals are good for average fag prices in burgerstan
In yurop Gauloise Bleus Blondes are my fave
Nat Sherman Black and Golds for special occasions
AND
The best cigarette for someone who doesn't smoke much is not trying to start smoking. It's fucking dumb. A lot of people say they just want to try them or have them every so often, but it's a trap. If you want a better occasional tobacco habit get into cigars.

[Anonymous No.9961415]

>>9960536
Not me, but my wife is that way.

[Anonymous No.9961472]

>>9961340
Joke's on you god's not real.

[Anonymous No.9961483]

marlboros taste like cinnamon. awful brand.

[Anonymous No.9961493]

>>9961415
Has she figured out a healthier way to deal with it? I don't want to smoke, but it really is the only thing that provides substantial relief.

[Anonymous No.9961502]

>>9961493
Since I still smoke she'll just bum one off me if it gets bad. She has less problems with it when she puts a lot of hot sauce on stuff, but it's a bit of a balancing act between "I can shit" and "my asshole is burning please kill me."
Have you tried eating lots of dried fruit?

[Anonymous No.9961511]

>>9961502
The strangest part really is that my bowel movements don't seem to be correlated with the amount of soluble or insoluble fiber I consume. That's why it's been difficult for me to solve the problem.

[Anonymous No.9961517]

>>9953842
but there is anon!

[Anonymous No.9961545]

>>9954479
How many sticks or how often does it take for me to start fucking my shit up? And how long will it take for me to unfuck myself if I quit cold turkey?

[Anonymous No.9961570]

>>9961545
The person you're responding to is exaggerating. You really need to be going at it hard (1+ packs/day) for like 30 years to end up in a situation like he described. Smoking is by no means good for you though. If you quit cold turkey, your risk levels for heart disease, COPD, etc. decrease each day you aren't smoking.

[Anonymous No.9961707]

>>9954188
If you believe that, I have some alternative herbs that cure cancer to sell you, that the pharmaceutical don't want you to know about

[Anonymous No.9961885]

>>9954188
How much were you smoking, what other habits did you have, what was your diet like, and how did you find out?
Good luck, and God Bless, anon.

[Anonymous No.9961943]

>>9953854
What about a fat shit, big breakfast and a blow job? I experienced such a morning only once in my life and i will never forget it

[Anonymous No.9961951]

>>9954479
>COPD and pneumonia + respiratory distress at 35
I don't buy it.
Handful of cases maybe but no way in hell that's a common occurrence.

[Anonymous No.9961990]

>>9954117
it's not enjoyable until you develop a nicotine habit, then smoking becomes enjoyable b/c it satisfies the cravings. it's not really that great, and you look stupid, but the buzz keeps you on edge for when you're doing mundane shit

[Anonymous No.9962073]

>>9954074
the only excusable time to smoke is drunk

[Anonymous No.9962078]

>>9953854
der morgenschiß kommt ganz gewiss, auch wenns erst spät am abend is'

[Anonymous No.9962109]

>>9962073
how about standing before a firing squad

[Anonymous No.9962115]

>>9962109
No one here is cool enough to end up dead via firing squad

[Anonymous No.9962415]

>>9953854
taking a shit only takes like 30seconds.
Coffee and a cig/joint are a good 10-15min of bliss.

[Anonymous No.9962515]

>>9953842
>poisoning your body with coffee

[Anonymous No.9962518]

>>9962515
XD

[Anonymous No.9962521]

>>9957377
Good on you anon. I wish you the best of luck

[Anonymous No.9963133]

>>9961091
*your

[Anonymous No.9963281]

>>9962073
>hey bro lemme bum a cigarette
>haha yeah fuck cigarettes and smokers, why don't you smoke weed instead
>I only like to smoke when drunk
>by the way lemme have another one

[Anonymous No.9963989]

>>9953842
i spent the last year having that kind of breakfast and now i cant sleep due to heartburn at night.

[Anonymous No.9964012]

>>9954767
that's how you end the day you pleb

[Anonymous No.9964020]

>>9960511
Smoking kills your tastebuds and that is how it effects your appetite.

It's not a great way to lose weight compared to some good old cardio.

[Anonymous No.9964026]

>>9962073
bringing sand to the beach

[Anonymous No.9964238]

>>9953862
I'm tired of the shitty health education in schools. Breakfast is not needed, you don't need "energy", your fat fuck 20%>bf body doesn't need breakfast for energy.

[Anonymous No.9964278]

>>9961370
> NAT Sherman Golds
My nigga. I only know one place around me that sells them and it's kind of out of the way for me so I generally don't pick them up

[Anonymous No.9964346]

>>9964238
Only an idiot would decry public education regarding breakfast while simultaneously defending cigarettes and coffee as a start to their day. Do you also rely on government assistance while voting a straight Republican ticket because of MUH GUNZ?

[Anonymous No.9964565]

>>9954489
being named Tarbox. Literally born and destined for chainsmoking

[Anonymous No.9964630]

This looks more my speed mate

[Anonymous No.9964715]

>>9953842
i dont like nausea in the morning. need some eggs and hamsteak in me before the nicotine-caffeine routine

[Anonymous No.9964868]

>>9957462
alcohol has actually been illegal before tho fuckboy, and the fact that it's illegality caused problems is why it isn't. Cigarettes still aren't illegal, enjoy your tar smoke with a bit of nicotine good goy. Hell, as gay as they are, e-cigs are guaranteed to be a hell of a lot less harmful for you than cigarettes in order to get nicotine and yet look at the people that still cling to their suicide sticks.

And I say this as someone who has regularly smoked before. I think nicotine is great.

[Anonymous No.9964874]

>>9953842
Its good. Its not the ideal breakfast but it will get you through the day.

[Anonymous No.9964889]

>>9953842
Ill tickle your innards
With my beef jerky
After you slob on the knob
Ill keep the kitty licked clean