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>don’t worry guys I brought the beer

>> No.9949196
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9949196

>>9949173

Oh cool man thanks. I don't normally drink that but I'll have a couple. But yeah my dude, thanks for remembering to bring some beer.

>> No.9949274

>>9949173
That's okay I'm DD tonight
>because that shit is neigh undrinkable

>> No.9949329

What's the acceptable beer to show up to a party with? I'm sure as fuck not lugging a bunch of $2/bottle craft bottles

>> No.9949341

>>9949173
thanks, i'm getting about 20 of those right?

>> No.9949357

>>9949329
Don't go to partys

>> No.9949389

Headache in a can.

>> No.9949393

>>9949173
Thanks for the beer man. If I was spending my own money I’d probably get something else, but this should do for the course of the evening. I’m sure we’ll all catch a good buzz and enjoy ourselves. How’s the wife?

>> No.9949405

>>9949274
>neigh

>> No.9949406

>>9949173
NATTY>KEY

>> No.9949410

>>9949329
just buy normal ass $1.50/bottle craft beer obviously. You don't need to buy super top tier stuff, normal good beer is sufficient

>> No.9949416
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9949416

>>9949406
>>9949357
>>9949329

can't go wrong with the top 4

>> No.9949424

>>9949410
my friends are not worth $1.50/bottle

>> No.9949426

>>9949329
PBR or Yuengling

>> No.9949435

>>9949329
PBR or Grain Belt

>> No.9949474

>>9949424
you're not kidding anyone here, you have no friends

>> No.9949490
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9949490

>>9949329
Big case of Coors Banquet. It will please both the plebes and the patricians.
>tfw patrician craft beer taste and knowledge but can still appreciate a Coors Banquet
>tfw normies and roastiess will drink it because Coors
Miller High Life is also an acceptable substitute.

>> No.9949494

>>9949424
pretty much this

>> No.9949517

>>9949424
The price increase isn't quite so severe if you think of it in terms of amount of alcohol rather than number of drinks. There's a few sub-$10 six-packs with an ABV of 8-10%. That's essentially twice the strength of any of the shitty light beers in this thread.

I haven't bought a 30-rack in forever, but it's like 15-20 bucks, right? So 50-66 cents for a shitty "drink" compared to 75 cents for the equivalent amount of alcohol in half a strong "drink". Factoring in the fact that it's going to taste better and impress your friends, it might even be worth it.

>> No.9949590

>>9949329
Rainier Beer or PBR is fine. I normally just drink mixed drinks at parties though.

>> No.9949598

>>9949517
i'd be buying my friends steel reserve if i followed this logic

>> No.9949621

Homebrew. Home brew. Dme, a hand full of hops,. For yeast California Common Ale is versatile strain that makes any recipe better.

For beerpong natty, For picnic silver bullet. Family gathering Sam Adam's Boston Lager, really actually like it.

>> No.9949758

>>9949598
It's rated higher than Bud Lite on both beer advocate and ratebeer, so maybe it's not such a bad idea.

>> No.9949783

>>9949758
i'm sure my friends will understand once I tell them that. just like they will love me serving maxwell house coffee... after all it has 5/5 stars on amazon reviews

>> No.9949814

>>9949590
>Rainier Beer

I haven't had this stuff in years, called it Vitamin R. Teamed up with some Lucky Lager and you were guaranteed a hangover of epic proportions.

Rainier did have great commercials in the 80's tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz-WuLQz_ns

>> No.9949815

>>9949196
remember when he joked about killing gooks in a dem debate
absolutely based

>> No.9949843

Thanks brochacho.

>> No.9949858
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9949858

>>9949517
>stronger beer
>tastes better
lol wat

>> No.9949860
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>not having a local brewery that everyone likes
Fucking flyovers.

>> No.9949866

>>9949783
It's free beer, tell them to fuck off if they don't like it. The alternative isn't some premium stuff either, it's fucking keystone ice. If they honestly show a clear preference for that, then get that.

I dunno what your point is. I'm just saying that the alcohol content matters as well as the price.

>> No.9949872

>>9949858
Craft beer is usually stronger and better tasting than macrobrew light lagers, yes.

>> No.9949899
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9949899

>yfw the molson off-shute is better
Based OV. Seriously 6.99 for a 12 pack and they're fucking good.
>>9949490
You disgust me.

>> No.9949983

>>9949329
Coors, rolling rock, modelo if in spic part of cali where i live

>> No.9950005

>>9949416
>3/4 are light
>the remaining is the stereotypical bro brewski
fuck, I'll learn to brew my own beer and re-use canisters

>> No.9950017

>>9949173

Then why did you bring canned water?

>> No.9950029

>>9949173
>OP believes there's humor to this thread he's created
Keystone, Natty, etc...They'll all do. It's just beer.

>> No.9950032

>>9949490

It's nothing spectacular, but I like it well enough. Also, a 2-4 is absurdly cheap

>> No.9950073
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9950073

Show up with half a box of 40s of King Cobra

>> No.9950108

>>9949357
wtf i hate partying now

>> No.9950124

Keystone is basically the retarded brother of busch and coors.

>> No.9950127

>>9949329
chads show up to the party with packs of Bud light and still get enough pussy to have 999999 kids

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9950133

>>9950073
my nigga

>> No.9950143

My go-to cheap macrobrews are Miller High Life and Narragansett

>> No.9950144

>>9949173
no ya didnt. you bought the baby training beer

>light beer isnt real beer nor is low alcohol beer.

take that shitty sock water back where you got it and either go get some full strength beer or dont come back boy.

>> No.9950170

>>9949173
Thanks for reminding me of college Op.
The real choice is natty ice though. better taste and similar alcohol content. Slightly cheaper price.
Acceptable up to the age of 25 or at 3 AM when some party hero brought the hidden stash.

Do you even Al/ck?

>> No.9950172

>>9949899

hold up are you quoting US or Canadian prices?

I wouldn't think oldfags outside of rural Canada would buy that shit.

>> No.9950181
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>>9949416
>taking a guy's order at the counter
>orders 4 draft bud lights
>tell him we don't have that, show him the beer menu
>asks if we have any real beer

That was the day I realized we don't serve real beer where I work

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>> No.9950246

>>9950144
>I'm a TOUGH MANLY MAN because I drink HARD BEERS! More alcohol means I'm more MASCULINE!
Keystone and its ilk are great for sitting around drinking 30 beers with your buds. You probably wouldn't know about that though since you shun everybody away from you.

>> No.9950250

>>9950181
He probably meant "I just want a fucking beer, not orange citrus infused chocolate stouts with undertones of himelean coffee beans", since that tends to be whats on tap in bars now.

>> No.9950276

>>9950246
Exactly, there is a time and place for different kinds of beers.

>> No.9950277

>>9950073
>>9950133
>King Cobra

The comfiest of times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nvigwLnzLk

>> No.9950288

>>9950250
the new age bullshit actually tastes good though

>> No.9950291

>>9950246
>30 cans of diluted piss
Light beer tastes like (watered down) ass

>> No.9950296

>>9950172
US prices; my dad turned me on to this some christmas like 10 years ago. Fucking delicious.

>> No.9950301

>>9950288
>>9950291
>Lagers without 30 random bullshit flavors mixed in can't taste good
You're like those 50 year olds who drink heinekens or stella as their go-to and then sneer at people who drink coors.
It's all mass produced macro bullshit, none of it's meant to have 30 layers of taste. It's supposed to be a consistent, easy to drink beer that you can have 2 of without having to taste it like a fine wine.

>> No.9950302

>>9950291
You do realize light beers are made for people to get trashed on and be able to drink for a long time. The shit isn't made for it's "fine flavors"

>> No.9950312

>>9949416
>Corona
Fucking spics

>> No.9950316

>>9950301
you've mistaken my meaning. I'm not criticizing coors or whatever I'm just saying there's nothing wrong with orange juniper chocolate stouts or whatever

>> No.9950322
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9950322

What's up guys I brought a 24 pack of organic ipa craft beers. Let's have 3 or even 4 and get craaazy tonight

>> No.9950333

>>9950302
You can drink regular pils and get the same results : Maes, jupiler, Amstel or even the things that germans drink.
The problem with light beer is that it tastes bad, really bad, so I can't imagine drinking a lot of it

>>9950301
Your putting words in my mouth that have never been there, I sense some anxiety

>> No.9950341

>>9949416
At least Yuengling is decent

>> No.9950352

>>9950333
you're not wrong but crappy light beers are dirt cheap, and as far as them tasting bad, I don't think they taste like much of anything, they just taste like water after the first one or two. Again, the only reason you buy a 30 rack of keystone is to get fucked up for two days for $15. It was stuff we use to drink a lot of back in my early 20's with friends.

>> No.9950358

you can't go wrong with corona or heineken

>> No.9950360
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9950360

Don't mind me just posting the best beer to bring to a party

>> No.9950364

>>9950360
Champagne of beers
$7.99 a 12 pack, it's a beautiful thing

>> No.9950387

>>9950352
I get it we had some 24 packs for like 8 euros, koenigsbier. Always tasted different

>> No.9950408

>>9950360
My nigga

>> No.9950420

>>9949860
We got boulevard here. Its always acceptable to show up with

>> No.9950439

>>9949329
Case of PBR/Bud/Natty Light to share with your friends, a bottle or three of your favorite craft beer for yourself. Drink the craft beers first then get absolutely wrecked on the cheap shit. This is basic freshman year shit anon, come on everyone knows this.

>> No.9950441

>>9949329
definitelty PBR. cheap as hell and not bad tasting

>> No.9950681

>>9949196
I voted for him

>> No.9950694

>>9950360
this is always the cheapest too. God bless Miller.

>> No.9950701

>>9949329
Best 30 rack AAL party beers...

Normal: PBR
Light: Old Milwaukee Light

>> No.9950707

>>9950322
>What's up guys I brought a 24 pack of organic ipa craft beers. Let's have 3 or even 4 and get craaazy tonight
underrated

>> No.9950722

>>9949416
lol these are the top "beers" in burgerland ?
you guys suck at everything dont you

>> No.9950730

>>9949490
This. Banquet is the superior pisswater that isn't region locked

>> No.9950740

>>9949329
What does it matter? Everyone has their own drinks that they bring, so what if someone doesn't like what you are drinking

>> No.9950771

>>9949329
For me it's the PBR.
Idk anyone that would turn it down.

>> No.9950789

>>9950722
Please show me a country where the most widely sold beer isn't a mass-produced macrolager.

>> No.9950799

>>9950789
Hungary with its superior zámolyi kézműves sör
but fuck even dreher antal is better than this shit you guys call beer

>> No.9950815

>>9950073
As a freshman in college I always had this dude buy us "crates" of cobras aka just ask the cashier to get us a couple unopened boxes from the back. Nobody ever complained unless they babysat it and let the swill get warm! I'll always have a soft spot for cobras.

>> No.9950827

>>9949329
I've always liked pbr for some reason.

>> No.9950844

>>9950799
I didn't ask which one was the best or the one you like the most. Even the way you worded your post implies that you know macrolagers are the top-selling beers in Hungary.

>> No.9951259

>>9949196

The only acceptable reply when someone else brings the beer. You wanna feel superior buy your own fucking beer.

>> No.9951444

>>9949173
t. hangover

>> No.9951457

>>9949389
This. I don't know why the government hasn't banned that shit yet.

>> No.9951478
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>>9949329
Any true man will drink Ice Cold free beer. Just avoid the super cheap stuff and you are good if you don't want to appear as a high school/college student on a drinking budget.

>> No.9951710

>>9949490
unironically this. It's the best of all "party" beers

or rolling rock

>> No.9952200

>>9949173

Beer autists are the fucking worst. The faggots who bring a 6-pack of some expensive beer that brags about how hoppy it is like we're supposed to be impressed by how much like grass it tastes. "Oh, you can grimace your way through drinking bitter grass water, whoop-dee-fucking-do"

There are good reasons that keystone light, miller light, bud, etc, are brought to parties:

1. They supply a lot of people, cheaply, with a drink
2. They're relatively low in alcohol content, so everyone can always have a drink for a relatively long period and not get super hammered
3. They're mostly water, so you stay more hydrated and the hangovers aren't as bad
4. They're lightly flavored, so they stay in the background of people's minds while they socialize over something that isn't alcohol-related
5. More people feel comfortable drinking them since, even though they may have their own preferences, it's familiar and inoffensive

The point of a beer like that is to act as a social lubricant and something to do with your hands while you talk to people. People don't go to parties to have a dick-waving contest over whose beer is the hoppiest or comes from the most independent brewer.

>> No.9952210

>>9949329
I always bring Blue Moon

>> No.9952232

>>9950360
Why did they discontinue Miller Lowlife?

>> No.9952243

>>9949490
Why do I see the word "coons" when I look at that logo

>> No.9952249

>>9950322
Kek good post

>> No.9952253

>>9949173
hell yes!
anon brought beer!

>> No.9952272

>>9952243
Because they no longer teach cursive in middle school

>> No.9952291

>>9949416
Where's rolling rock in this?

>> No.9952296

>>9949329
A case of MGD is good.

>> No.9952310

>>9949329
I bring PBR or Miller Light
Normalfags love Bud Light

>> No.9952410

>>9952296

A case of mgd is perfect, friend.

>> No.9952447

>>9949329
If white people bring budweiser or pabst, if mexicans bring modelo, if blacks or homeless people bring mickies or old english

>> No.9952448

>>9949196
the man looks like he smells good.

>> No.9952468

why not just bring bottle of vodka? beer is heavy to carry and makes you fat

>> No.9952473

>>9949173
i don't drink so i don''t get this meme

>> No.9952520

>>9950181
any good multitap should have a good pilsner for the normies and cheapos desu

>> No.9952521
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9952521

Do not worry,beer is here

>> No.9952541

>>9949416
Literally all of them are water

>> No.9952543
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9952543

>>9949329
No one will complain

>> No.9952904

if I want to relax with a good beer: Spotted Cow

if I just want to get drunk: PBR or Coors Light or Michelob Golden Light

if I want to get absolutely blackout hammered: cola and cheap whiskey

>> No.9953002

>>9952521
reeeeeeeee

>> No.9953446

>>9949173
>this costs 45$ in canada

JUST

>> No.9953633

>>9949329
The one you want to drink

>> No.9953644

>>9949860
Flyovers have too many to choose from

>> No.9953647

I'd chug it. That way I can try not to taste it.

>> No.9953684
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9953684

>tfw local micro started selling cans of their stuff
Feels good

>> No.9953931

>>9950420
Greetings fellow KC anon

>> No.9953948

>>9953684
You in Pearland bud?

>> No.9954886

>>9953948
I grew up in Pearland, when it was still a small town with lots of cow pastures.
I visited family there for the first time in maybe 10 years, back in 2008, and it blew my fucking mind how big it was.

From what I've heard, it's still growing like crazy.

I don't know why I told you this.

>> No.9954955

>>9954886
I'm homesick for a place that doesn't exist any more.
I'm gonna go drink until I feel better.

>> No.9955367

>>9949416
I like budweiser and I'm not ashamed of it

>> No.9955376

>>9950133
those beautiful puppers became handsome doggos

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>>9949173
no , i got the ber

>> No.9956670

>>9952200
Normies were a mistake

>> No.9956687

>>9950844
dreher, zámolyi, and soproni are the top seller beers here anon
none of that bud light bs or is here
deal with it

>> No.9956700

>>9952200
also they are by far the best beer to drink on a hot day

i couldnt imagine drinking some dark syrupy beer or an ipa at a barbecue or a ball game

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>>9949173
tfw you are in the wilderness and paid for a friend to get you a thirty rack and this

>> No.9956743

>>9950322
ipa has soy

>> No.9956969

>>9952200
It makes me kinda sad that some people literally do not understand this. Especially if you are college aged. The main reason why people drink beers like bud light is because it is cheap and college kids dont have much money.

It must suck never going to a party with your bros and playing kings or flip cup with a bunch of different people.

>> No.9957532

>>9949329
depends. If I'm picking something up on the way to a party I'll normally get a crate of Grolsh or Brand, which is a step above Heineken imo, but I normally have a crate or two of Hertog Jan in my cellar that I buy whenever they're on sale.

I'm more into spirits personally, but a few beers to start off is always nice.

>> No.9957541

>>9957532
>Grolsh
>a step above Heineken
ahahahah no. Maybe more trendy because it's not henieken but it sure as fuck doesn't taste better

>> No.9957637

>>9949416
Modelo and Yuengling are great.

>> No.9957713

>>9956700

This.

My drink of choice if lagavulin, but I'm sure as fuck not drinking that outside when it's 110F. Gimme the ice-cold watery Miller, thanks.

>>9956969

Beer snobs hate fun

>> No.9957741

>>9949329
yuengling or heineken is usually what i show up to normie parties with. they are both cheap for a lot of beer and no one will complain about them since they barely have any taste and are not filling at all

>> No.9957799

>>9957541
I think it's better. Not by a large margin, but still better.

>> No.9957844

>>9949860
>tfw you live five minutes away from one of their breweries
Those growlers of Osiris are just to good

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9957988

>>9949173
>brought the beer

>> No.9958569

>>9949329
busch heavy duh. at one time it was #1 or 2 beer in the country for taste.

>> No.9958580

>>9950240
>3.9%
kys

>> No.9958594

>>9949173
>No getting wasted off a 30 stone
The virign /ck/

>> No.9958604

>>9952200
craft beer is literally just wine for uppity faggots with huge greasy beards

>> No.9958614

>>9949274
>>>/mlp/