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webm thread Anonymous Sun Jan 7 08:52:58 2018 No.9945700 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 10:59:29 2018 No.9946052 >>9945700 What the fuck even is that? Melted ice cream?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 11:07:49 2018 No.9946084 File: 802 KB, 1280x720, virgin jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 11:09:51 2018 No.9946093 >>9946084 Imagine having Jack for a father. You would have no choice but to bully him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 11:31:58 2018 No.9946161 File: 2.47 MB, 640x360, jack5.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946084 Apparently jack is abusive, and beats his son

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 11:36:22 2018 No.9946174 >>9946161 nothing better than a cold bun and a raw burger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 11:40:03 2018 No.9946189 >>9946161 I rather he beat the shit out of me instead of making me eat that disgusting crap he always cooks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 11:40:39 2018 No.9946192 >>9946161 where did you get this from

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:05:56 2018 No.9946277 >>9946052 >Not paying 50 dollars for melted ice cream

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:22:22 2018 No.9946329 >>9946161 post proof or don't spread bullshit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:27:23 2018 No.9946347 >>9946161 Man this trend with cutting everything you cook in half is so fuckin retarded. You're a legit braindead soyboy if you cut your burger/sandwich/whatever in half everytime you eat

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:29:56 2018 No.9946357 >>9946161 that fucker is married?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:32:13 2018 No.9946366 >>9946329 his son has a dent in the back of his head that Jack's signature, $300 "diamond" ring fits into like a fucking glove.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:33:51 2018 No.9946373 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, aspic delight.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:33:56 2018 No.9946375 >>9946161 Probably a good thing he doesn't have a sharp knife

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:36:07 2018 No.9946382 File: 1.76 MB, 480x480, 1509901149047.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:37:19 2018 No.9946388 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, 1514942436744.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:48:53 2018 No.9946430 >>9946388 vile

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:50:50 2018 No.9946436 File: 1.14 MB, 1280x720, eggsdoneright.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:54:31 2018 No.9946453 >>9946366 That's no proof. That's you spamming more bs. Post a source.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:56:52 2018 No.9946461 File: 2.80 MB, 400x400, mozzarella onion rings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:58:43 2018 No.9946465 >>9946461 WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DIP WHAT THEY PREPARED IN SOME SAUCE? EVERY SINGLE WEBM

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:58:57 2018 No.9946467 >>9946388 >>9946430 When she grows up she'll be kinda cute. Like a pretty but kinda dirty autistic girl.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 12:59:46 2018 No.9946472 >>9946465 cause mozarella and marinara go good together

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:00:03 2018 No.9946474 File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, noodlemonster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946453 Jack, get off

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:03:05 2018 No.9946485 File: 2.93 MB, 668x360, 1515106630235.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946467 what

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:03:55 2018 No.9946490

>>9946465
WHY DO PEOPLE JUST REPEAT THE POSTS THEY SEE IN OTHER THREADS?

1. Most of these are foods for entertaining or parties. It makes sense to keep them as finger foods with a side sauce.
2. They're onion rings ffs. If you're going to pretend to be one of the cool kids with your parroted response, at least wait for someone to post one where it wouldn't be expected to have a dipping sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:06:54 2018 No.9946502 >>9946490 I never dipped onion rings desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:07:36 2018 No.9946508 >>9946192 There's a video of a show he did talking about choking his oldest son from his first marriage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:09:25 2018 No.9946516 >>9946329 There's a video of him talking about it on YouTube you cunt. He choked his son out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:16:08 2018 No.9946543 File: 2.45 MB, 640x360, moretaco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946467

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:17:11 2018 No.9946547 >>9946543 meant for (You) >>9946485

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:28:01 2018 No.9946572 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Homemade Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:29:17 2018 No.9946575 File: 2.82 MB, 1280x688, Tom Hanks Whopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946485 Here, for when you just want the cumshot without the buildup

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:31:59 2018 No.9946589 >>9946575 5.50 for all that... yeah right

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:32:17 2018 No.9946594 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, 1510541365951.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:32:58 2018 No.9946599 >>9946589 It's set in the 80s so yeah that sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:34:55 2018 No.9946602 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, Red Wine Dragon Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:56:08 2018 No.9946673 >>9946461 Is that flour, eggs and breadcrumbs he dips them in? Why would you use flour and breadcrumbs, I usually do either breadcrumbs or flour with nuggets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 13:59:34 2018 No.9946684 >>9946673 It's a Tasty gimmick

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:12:25 2018 No.9946722 >>9946485 you can get something at BK for 75cents?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:13:30 2018 No.9946727 >>9946722 Not anymore

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:13:59 2018 No.9946730 >>9946602 This is just a rack of ribs with a barbecue sauce that uses red wine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:14:08 2018 No.9946732 File: 2.30 MB, 270x360, Free Range Tendies.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:14:49 2018 No.9946736 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, Big Ass Ribwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946730 Dragon Ribs anon, learn to read

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:18:00 2018 No.9946748 >>9946382 why do people do art on food if they're just gonna eat it in 2 seconds anyway

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:19:02 2018 No.9946751 >>9946736 This is so incredibly indulgent, I'm definitely doing it next weekend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:19:13 2018 No.9946754 >>9946722 In 1988 yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:22:58 2018 No.9946766 >>9946474 what... what is that?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:24:32 2018 No.9946774 >>9946161 what's wrong with this desu

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:25:52 2018 No.9946779 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, Absurdly Cheesy Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946766 deep fried squid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:30:19 2018 No.9946800 >>9946779 >here's your burger, bro

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:31:45 2018 No.9946806 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, jacks magic beans.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946779 >would you eat this absurdly cheesy burger? No, I'm not a fucking animal

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:32:59 2018 No.9946813
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>>9946673
The flour gives the egg something to adhere to, and he double dips the egg wash and breadcrumbs too, it ensures a nice even coating of bread crumb
I do it whenever I bread tendies and my tendies are top tier crunch

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:33:22 2018 No.9946815 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, food or not food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:48:06 2018 No.9946861 >>9946736 My only problem with this is the barbecue sauce recipe that consists of adding honey to premade barbecue sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:50:52 2018 No.9946878 File: 1.01 MB, 480x360, omurice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:50:53 2018 No.9946880 >>9946748 Why does any chef work on presentation?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:51:24 2018 No.9946883 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, jack's non-newtonian marinade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:52:02 2018 No.9946885 File: 2.83 MB, 426x240, ice.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946880 To trick flyovers into paying extra.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:52:52 2018 No.9946888 File: 2.87 MB, 640x360, how to open a coconut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:53:32 2018 No.9946893 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, crab roller coaster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:55:12 2018 No.9946902 >>9946885 >t. flyover

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:56:05 2018 No.9946904 File: 1.99 MB, 640x360, eat it off the table you filthy animals.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946902 Takes one to know one.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 14:56:05 2018 No.9946906 >>9946084 His son looks like such a faggot. He thinks he's cool for playing football, but he's shit at it and none of the chads like him

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:03:02 2018 No.9946939 File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, ISIS execution.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:05:21 2018 No.9946949 >>9946893 weeeeeeeee!!! >>9946904 what the smeg is going on here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:05:57 2018 No.9946952 >>9946939 Neat.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:07:50 2018 No.9946961 >>9946572 Spend hours working and spend several dollars on ingredients, or just buy the fuckin things for $1.50. Kudos for making a copycat recipe, but shit sometimes its better just to buy what you're making.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:09:47 2018 No.9946973 >>9946885 I was trying to prove a point but shit, I think you're right.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:11:32 2018 No.9946982 >>9946382 C U T E

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:11:37 2018 No.9946983 >>9946883 General Tso's oobleck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:13:06 2018 No.9946988 File: 96 KB, 743x735, 1514771651199.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946893 >filename Fucking kek'd

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:13:08 2018 No.9946989 >>9946939 How does the ink drain so quickly? Are there pipes under the sand?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:13:22 2018 No.9946992 >>9946436 kek what did he think was going to happen, that's why you have a raised edge when cooking eggs on something like that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:13:58 2018 No.9946995 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Kimchi Queso.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:16:26 2018 No.9947001 >>9946885 Liberal city scum are the only ones that buy into presentation bullshit. Which is the complete opposite of flyovers generally.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:17:50 2018 No.9947005 >>9946774 The meat is so cold, the fat is still visible and not cooked into the meat It's also raw, not rare, but actually raw Also, it's not beef

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:21:09 2018 No.9947021 >>9946878 it looked good untill he cut it open and it was just yellow vomit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:22:04 2018 No.9947023 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Perfect Hard-Boiled Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947021 >not solid >not cooked Amerimeme of the worst sort

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:26:50 2018 No.9947047

>>9946880
Pride in their work. You eat with your eyes first; if I serve you a dish that looks like a soggy turd you will enjoy it less than if it looks better than the tables' centerpieces.

This is a stupid question along the lines of 'why dye my clothes?' Unless the dye has some health benefit or makes the clothes more durable than you're just buying it for looks.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:36:55 2018 No.9947089 >>9946961 I like cooking, don't you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:39:43 2018 No.9947101 >>9946461 this looks really good actually

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:45:08 2018 No.9947117 >>9947023 >there is a webm of how to boil eggs why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:49:38 2018 No.9947139 >>9946989 It's not ink. Cuttlefish have color changing cells that are normally transparent. They go transparent when they die.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:51:06 2018 No.9947147 >>9946995 this looks like it might actually be pretty good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:01:09 2018 No.9947203 >>9946992 His grill was out of level and not hot enough so he blamed the product of course. Just like when his grill caught on fire using grill grates. It was the products fault his dirty grill had a grease fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:19:52 2018 No.9947293 >>9946815 The context of this is pretty rad. It's a japanese gameshow where the contestants have to use their mouths to find out what ordinary household object is, in fact, a replica made out of chocolate. It's frankly, a neat idea.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:33:20 2018 No.9947367 >>9946736 I did this - the honey. I over ate but damn they were good

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:36:37 2018 No.9947388 >>9946388 Hello wildcats

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:39:47 2018 No.9947419 >>9945700 That's a room temp Klondike bar isn't it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:42:01 2018 No.9947435 >>9946779 why

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:43:24 2018 No.9947445 File: 2.84 MB, 360x360, Beer Cheese Beer Brats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947435 why not

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:45:01 2018 No.9947454 File: 2.73 MB, 640x360, soyboy eats some pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:46:32 2018 No.9947465 >>9946732 Fucking asians.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:47:39 2018 No.9947473 >>9947445 >1 cup beer Okay. >1 cup cream cheese Yo, what the fuck >2 cups tasty cheese YOOOO AND THEN THEY POURED IT OVER THE MOTHERFUCKING BRATS AND I WAS LIKE YOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:49:35 2018 No.9947483 >>9946093 >you'd have to eat his "cooking" every day of your life

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:52:45 2018 No.9947499 >>9946357 HE FATHERED CHILDREN?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:55:50 2018 No.9947521 >>9947483 A fate worse than death.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:56:46 2018 No.9947529 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, Jack Moist Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947499 There's a video of him choking his son Ja/ck/ don't play

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 16:59:17 2018 No.9947544 >>9946366 Fucking lol.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:04:49 2018 No.9947573 >>9947147 It would be dependent on the type of Kimchi you use, considering some have been fermenting for god knows how long.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:06:55 2018 No.9947589 >>9946800 Thanks man

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:07:03 2018 No.9947590 >>9946722 the mini sausage biscuit. no bigger than a white castle slider

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:07:28 2018 No.9947593 >>9947445 >No sauerkraut and brown mustard >No grilled pepper and onion >Just disgusting cheese sauce I'm really starting to loathe cheesefags now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:11:46 2018 No.9947617 >>9946902 what's wrong with being a flyover? fuck people, I'd rather be in flyover land than being in an over populated shit city.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:26:25 2018 No.9947695 >>9946748 This is a "because I can" more than "because I should"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:27:23 2018 No.9947699 If I was the owner of 4chan. I would make all jack posting a permanently bannable offense

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:29:39 2018 No.9947714 >>9946485 This is that movie where he was stuck in an airport cuz his passport fucked up or something right?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:29:56 2018 No.9947718 File: 2.71 MB, 800x450, 1468447795915.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:30:09 2018 No.9947719 >>9946485 lol that last part where he bites into the double whopper. He looks like he's about to cry tears of shame

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:32:53 2018 No.9947729 >>9946754 >>9946722 74

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:34:27 2018 No.9947738 >>9946485 This reminds me of a movie I saw back in the 90s A kid ran away from home or was homeless on the beach and would recycle bottles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:35:31 2018 No.9947743 >>9946961 Those oreos probably taste better than the ones you buy from the store though

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:36:21 2018 No.9947752 >>9946589 >>9946599 I remember back in the 90s. You could get a whopper for $1

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:36:44 2018 No.9947755 >>9946388 What the fuck is that white powder they cover the shit with? Please say it's not salt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:38:13 2018 No.9947766 >>9946732 Dear god As she was holding it, I was just repeating in my head. Please don't eat it. Please don't eat it. Please don't eat it. And then she fucking ate it. Do they not pay these people enough to at least feed themselves?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:38:44 2018 No.9947770 >>9946779 The answer to that question is no

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:41:30 2018 No.9947792 >>9947021 The eggs'll finish by the time they get to who ever's eating em

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:44:50 2018 No.9947815 >>9947755 parm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:44:53 2018 No.9947818 >>9946904 People actually pay a premium for that

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:44:57 2018 No.9947819 >>9947699 If I were the owner of 4chan I would make a board dedicated exclusively to jack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:47:12 2018 No.9947835 >>9947819 >making a containment board for Jack You are not a Jack fan, famalam. Every board is a Jack board in disguise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:47:15 2018 No.9947836 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Chicken Parm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947815 did someone say parm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:48:08 2018 No.9947845 >>9947117 because normies don't know that putting boiled eggs in an ice bath makes them easier to peel and they also don't know how long to cook them for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:49:03 2018 No.9947852 >>9947454 Fucking definition of a numale right there

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 17:58:07 2018 No.9947904 File: 1.28 MB, 800x800, pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947836 yeah i did, thanks senpai that actually made me smile a lil have some pizza payment as thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:16:41 2018 No.9948005 >>9946893 This kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:17:32 2018 No.9948010 >>9947293 that's not context, that's literally what we're watching. the context is America's occupation of this and the changing of Japan's constitution to disallow them an army and their emperor's divinity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:23:13 2018 No.9948044 >>9947454 Food to face, never face to food

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:25:01 2018 No.9948054 >>9948044 clearly you've never been in a pie eating contest

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:26:38 2018 No.9948065
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>>9947718
I used to know a girl who only ate the skin off of apples because "that's where all the vitamins are"
She would still eat candy because she was hungry

My almonds are still activated just by thinking about it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:26:41 2018 No.9948066 >>9947815 In a tub? Jesus wept.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:29:03 2018 No.9948078 >>9947836 Anyone got "the snake eats its own tail"?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:29:05 2018 No.9948079 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Vegan Mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:30:47 2018 No.9948089 >>9947836 This is the first /ck/ webm I've laughed at in a long time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:31:03 2018 No.9948091 >>9948079 I thought acetic acid wasn't vegan, because it's sourced from petroleum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:37:52 2018 No.9948123 >>9947483 they only eat his cooking when he does a show, Jack jr. said they eat out/get delivery for all their meals

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:38:53 2018 No.9948130 >>9947499 2 actually

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:39:20 2018 No.9948133 >>9948123 Can you imagine sitting down to the table and he serves you his garbage stew? I'd kill him.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:41:15 2018 No.9948149 >>9947836 >hansel and gretel gps KEK

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:50:06 2018 No.9948201 >>9948091 vinegar is made by bacteria and sugar water m8, not oil

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:52:45 2018 No.9948217 >>9946995 >how to offend two cultures at once

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:53:11 2018 No.9948220
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>>9948133
one of things that pisses me off is tammy and jr could just tell him he sucks at cooking and maybe he would quit, but they dont want to hurt his feelings so we must endure this lord of culinary mediocrity, like watching a loop of a bus full of children slamming into a mountain day in/day out

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 18:59:08 2018 No.9948254 >>9948220 He's a drama queen pussy with a fragile ego. He banned me from his Facebook page for linking to an article from the FDA about poultry and salmonella growth after he told people in a video to let chicken come to room temp prior to cooking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:01:00 2018 No.9948269 File: 1.10 MB, 1280x720, fingerstastegood.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:01:32 2018 No.9948272 >>9947766 No actually, sometimes they don't pay them at all and they keep working because of some kind of blackmail or something.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:02:29 2018 No.9948276 File: 2.71 MB, 1280x720, 1499061597623.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:03:15 2018 No.9948279 >>9948201 Except it can't supply the demand for it realistically

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:07:24 2018 No.9948302 >>9947117 For the longest time i didn't know that putting eggs into a pot of boiling water caused them to crack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:10:50 2018 No.9948320 >>9946347 they do it to show the contents, as they are cooking shows and sandwiches taste better cut in half you dumb slut

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:11:08 2018 No.9948321 >>9948302 >egg hits bottom of pan with speed because you can't hold your hand in boiling water REEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:15:52 2018 No.9948339 >>9948321 >having bitch hands that cant handle a couple seconds of boiling water

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:17:27 2018 No.9948345 >>9948279 well they sure don't make it out of black gold, that would be silly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:17:47 2018 No.9948348 >>9946961 useful knowledge for when you want to make things that have oreo properties

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:19:23 2018 No.9948354 File: 2.85 MB, 540x540, 1513386556255.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:20:54 2018 No.9948359 File: 2.54 MB, 406x720, Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948354 Turns out pool of beer is one of those things that was great in theory but would be disgusting in practise

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:21:00 2018 No.9948361 >>9948354 I have never wanted to do something less than that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:22:42 2018 No.9948366 >>9947388 Epic reference, friend

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:28:55 2018 No.9948404 >>9946904 this is a three michelin star restaurant btw

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:29:32 2018 No.9948408 >>9948359 >those are some weird looking eggs >wait what are you doing >DON'T DO THAT >DON'T SQUISH- >oh

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:30:05 2018 No.9948414

>>9948354
One of the Oz Clarke and James May alcohol documentaries had them taking a shower in beer but a bath just sounds disgusting, especially one that big because you know they don't change it very often, if ever. My guess would be closer to ever, just imagine how much 42,000 pints would cost, even if you get the cheapest shit imaginable.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:33:22 2018 No.9948434 >>9948414 They could make back all that money by having women-only beer baths and then rebottling and selling the beer to lonely men.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:37:14 2018 No.9948454 >>9946806 I thought you were a degenerate for a sec there. Stay classy anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:40:18 2018 No.9948469 >>9946961 Oreos cost $3.50 here. I can make them for cheaper

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:54:30 2018 No.9948571 File: 2.59 MB, 640x360, 1513568126999.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:57:00 2018 No.9948588 >>9945700 Reminds me of that skull gif

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 19:57:24 2018 No.9948591 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1486405963502.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948571 I like the cutie korean girls eating food channel.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:05:59 2018 No.9948630 File: 29 KB, 557x605, 1493109192710.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946461 >Flour Egg Panko Egg Panko

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:13:28 2018 No.9948679 >>9948591 >>9948571 :3 Any more of these? It's not just that they're qts, it's nice to see people outside the U.S. actually try our food and like it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:19:12 2018 No.9948712 >>9948571 there's a lot of plastic in this video

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:20:24 2018 No.9948723 >>9948712 Don't talk about New York pizza that way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:22:36 2018 No.9948745 File: 1.24 MB, 380x219, giphy (3).gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9945700

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:31:43 2018 No.9948799 >>9946474 Why do japs like squid so much?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:39:29 2018 No.9948833 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1505514604068.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948799 dunno

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:43:52 2018 No.9948854 File: 159 KB, 570x603, 1509927036824.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948079 >it's white so it's mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:47:25 2018 No.9948873 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, 1498786194864.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:48:52 2018 No.9948882 >>9946490 >dipping onion rings Fatfuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:52:31 2018 No.9948899 File: 2.55 MB, 406x720, butterswallow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:54:43 2018 No.9948912 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, Arabiccoffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946883 Too much cornstarch, Jack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:55:10 2018 No.9948915 >>9946329 >>9946192 >>9946161 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:56:49 2018 No.9948924 >>9948873 what the actual fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:57:51 2018 No.9948933 File: 3.72 MB, 581x327, but why.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948873

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:58:27 2018 No.9948938 >>9948854 I was thinking the same thing when I watched it. Seriously, with mustard as the base ingredient, there is absolutely no way that tastes like real mayo.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:58:50 2018 No.9948941 >>9948924 lol u never herd of seasonings, white b0i?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 20:59:55 2018 No.9948947 >>9948912 how the hell does this work?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:00:19 2018 No.9948953 >>9946939 >Filename Top kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:01:04 2018 No.9948958 >>9948359 wtf this is digusting

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:01:16 2018 No.9948960

>>9948854
It's an emulsion of acid and oil, so yeah, it's mayo. The egg's main purpose is to serve as an emulsifier, not for flavor, and the emulsion can be accomplished with other ingredients. Of all the vegan recipes to criticize, this isn't one of them since it's fairly clever.

>>	thotflogger Sun Jan 7 21:01:16 2018 No.9948961 >>9946388 Oh my god, I know this recipe. It's from a shitty Nickelodeon sitcom. Spaghetti tacos. Miranda Cosgrove was in it. I think it was the one where she started that shitty livestream.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:01:31 2018 No.9948963 >>9946461 >not seasoning the flour

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:02:18 2018 No.9948969 >>9948938 Plenty of non-vegan mayonnaise recipes include mustard. You can just as easily exclude it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:03:18 2018 No.9948973 >>9948571 Surprised NYC pizza scored anywhere near that high since it's meme pizza

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:03:49 2018 No.9948979 >>9948712 Don't worry. They don't want to fuck you either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:05:19 2018 No.9948992 File: 80 KB, 1080x973, Disgust.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947836

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:07:21 2018 No.9948999

>>9948941
not with a whole watermelon, sure looking at it again the idea seems interesting
but the end result from the oven does not look too promising, probably that's just bias from how bad the watermelon case looks but I kust don't know how the chicken would taste with cooked watermelon

thotflogger Sun Jan 7 21:07:22 2018 No.9949000

>>9946779
Eat it? Are you kidding? I'd fucking demolish it. I'd chow that fucker down like an average American woman who hasnt eaten a Big Mac in ten minutes.
I'd huff that fucker down like it's the first thing I've eaten in three weeks. I'd make pornstars that can fit three to four cocks in their various orifaces blush. You bet your fucking soggy ass I'd eat it. I like cheese.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:09:32 2018 No.9949017 >>9948947 They have tunnels under the sand that fills the pots.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:10:41 2018 No.9949023 File: 29 KB, 640x480, checkedwithasideofautism.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948958 Nah nig, those are like sesame balls, not eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:17:29 2018 No.9949069 >>9945700 like cuting into a big cyst

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:18:36 2018 No.9949076

>>9948947
The sand is in a pan on top of a burner, the pots are filled with hot water and finely ground coffee, you push the pot into the hotter part of the sand until it starts to boil over (repeat this a few times when you're first making it to brew the coffee), then just repeat that step but pour it into a cup when it starts boiling over. After he's filled that guys cup he'll add more coffee and water to that pot and use one of the other ones on the side which have been brewing longer.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:24:50 2018 No.9949109 >>9948679 >it's nice to see people outside the U.S. actually try our food and like it not everyone irl are as negative as the obsessed europeans on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:25:51 2018 No.9949117 >>9948833 at least she'd be ok with swallowing your cum

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:27:17 2018 No.9949125 >>9945700 t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:34:32 2018 No.9949179 >>9946893 >stroggification.webm

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:37:54 2018 No.9949195 >>9948979 >buttmad gook

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:40:03 2018 No.9949214 File: 23 KB, 600x484, apu1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948091

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:41:20 2018 No.9949221 >>9948912 Magic coffee.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:41:46 2018 No.9949222 >>9948833 It's kinda sad considering how smart those things are

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:42:51 2018 No.9949229 >>9947904 this is a work safe board, anon...

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:44:06 2018 No.9949239 >>9948745 now someone has to post the clip of the screw being pounded in the wall

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:48:49 2018 No.9949279 File: 12 KB, 236x228, c9dac7ba22bde7a6c5e54b9e5c352192--fiction-movies-science-fiction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948091 >vinegar >from petroleum dude what

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:51:56 2018 No.9949303 >>9948276 >tfw no one to cook potat for me ;_;

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 21:55:16 2018 No.9949322 >>9949214 >>9949279 Oil comes from dinosaurs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:02:43 2018 No.9949367 >>9946939 Made me sad. :(

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:04:08 2018 No.9949376 >>9946732 subhumans

>>	thotflogger Sun Jan 7 22:04:59 2018 No.9949384 >>9949000 nice trips

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:10:19 2018 No.9949412 >>9947445 Tasty cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:13:33 2018 No.9949432 >>9946904 Once they finished I would laugh, shake my head without saying a work, get up and walk straight out without paying the bill, and no tip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:13:34 2018 No.9949433 File: 106 KB, 996x327, to much cheese.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9949000 screencap for ya

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:16:53 2018 No.9949451
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>>9949322
>he thinks all oil is from dinosaurs
>he thinks they dig up petroleum and put olive flavoring in it and call it olive oil

Please, please don't breed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:21:21 2018 No.9949480 >>9946995 I feel like they've missed the opportunity to call it Kimcheese Dip

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:22:39 2018 No.9949489 File: 2.44 MB, 480x360, 1512773230529.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:26:58 2018 No.9949515 >>9946885 >"They say he carved it himself, from a bigger cube."

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:28:59 2018 No.9949538 File: 883 KB, 500x269, 1511057140866.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9949515

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:31:54 2018 No.9949566 >>9946347 its also a matter of etiquette. Not always necessary obviously, but at a business lunch, or nice date... pro tip - cut it in half.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:32:15 2018 No.9949569 >>9949489 What does it look like finished?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:34:18 2018 No.9949584 >>9948961 >pretending he doesn't know its called iCarly

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:36:05 2018 No.9949600 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x720, 1512931017185.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:38:28 2018 No.9949619 >>9949600 I can't tell if this would be great or terrible

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:39:24 2018 No.9949626 >>9946575 Wow that's actually a good representation of what they look like

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:41:05 2018 No.9949637 >>9949626 They built a fully functional Burger King on the set, so that was real Burger King food he was eating.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:42:09 2018 No.9949647 >>9946815 the look on their faces when its chocolate. also, chick at 1:25 is fine

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:45:42 2018 No.9949660 File: 5 KB, 158x200, Real+talk+though+the+sibling+relationship+in+that+film+was+_1e863a6d2bea022d87cc7ffab7a3d33c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947473

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:48:08 2018 No.9949675 File: 27 KB, 361x358, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9947836 This is so Reddit it fucking stings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:52:59 2018 No.9949703 >>9949322 oil is from sea plants, not animals, and dead sea plants that were not raised for the purpose at that do you not understand veganism or are you shitposting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:54:07 2018 No.9949713 >>9948979 I am OK with that, Kim

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:54:26 2018 No.9949716 >>9949433 You forgot the trips.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:56:38 2018 No.9949729 >>9948269 Do Americans really

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 22:57:58 2018 No.9949739 >>9946485 i paid to see that movie in theatres, it was ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:04:42 2018 No.9949779 File: 1.99 MB, 400x240, 1515353139272.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9948915 >I was gonna kill him >We need to wipe out the Palestinians >Where do I sign up Holy fuck that was an enlightening video

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:07:00 2018 No.9949792 >>9946766 >>9946779 More precisely, it's baked cuttlefish. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_cuttlefish

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:11:29 2018 No.9949818

>>9948938
Actually the mustard isn't a base just like in traditional Mayo it only acts as a liason supplying lectithin. The chickpea liquid (aquafaba) gives it volume and the oil/vinegar give flavor it probably doesn't taste exactly like Mayo but it is definitely not close to as strong mustard flavor as you are thinking it is

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:12:08 2018 No.9949822 >>9949729 If the webm is jack, the answer is almost always no. Jack isn't American, he's some kind of mentally deficient goblin that crawled out from an alternate reality and is doing its best to pretend to be a normal American human.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:13:08 2018 No.9949825 >>9947755 'parm' "cheese"

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:15:12 2018 No.9949837 >>9948279 I don't think you grasp just quite how many bacteria exist in the world friends place

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:16:50 2018 No.9949844 >>9948354 Would smell so awful

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:18:53 2018 No.9949859 >>9948571 >Sighs in Korean

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:23:00 2018 No.9949885 >>9949729 >lol I said it again guys XD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:26:27 2018 No.9949908 >>9949489 That almost looks neat. But overall looks stupid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:29:14 2018 No.9949925 File: 2.79 MB, 720x972, fookin legend.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:31:19 2018 No.9949938 >>9948571 'go 'za haters btfo

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:35:06 2018 No.9949950 >>9948960 it's not mayo without egg yolk you stupid cunt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:38:15 2018 No.9949963 >>9948079 The ratio of oil to everything else seems fucked

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 23:59:00 2018 No.9950043 >>9946594 Yummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:13:43 2018 No.9950125 >>9949433 Fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:36:26 2018 No.9950214 >>9948354 i pissed in that pool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:42:57 2018 No.9950242 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, 1513815387143.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:43:24 2018 No.9950245 >>9948079 >3tbsp >uses teaspoon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:45:41 2018 No.9950252 >>9946388 Thats some late night really really high food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 00:48:50 2018 No.9950262 File: 38 KB, 800x715, 1513599610611.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9949885 Triggered drumplet detected.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:53:46 2018 No.9950505 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, 1511716700816.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 01:58:16 2018 No.9950534

>>9946084
Okay, what's the deal with this guy? I've never watched his videos or cares about him at all. I thought he was some sort of joke channel with really unfunny "lol so bad" """"jokes"""". But apparently he's for real? Someone please explain this guy to me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:00:40 2018 No.9950549 >>9948999 Like salmonella.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:01:58 2018 No.9950554 >>9946779 It's like an American Franceschina, either way fuck no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:03:58 2018 No.9950564 >>9947454 >dabbing away delicious, nutritious grease When you're fussy but also have three chromosomes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:05:44 2018 No.9950570 >>9948065 Underrated post.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:06:49 2018 No.9950575 >>9947617 This. I hear that in the big cities white males are attacked daily.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:08:55 2018 No.9950584 >>9947836 Cringed a little. Laughed a lot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:12:53 2018 No.9950599 >>9947473 lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:15:39 2018 No.9950621 >>9950534 He's dumb, ignore him./

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:17:17 2018 No.9950629 >>9946904 >here's your dessert bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:17:31 2018 No.9950631 >>9950621 I've got to know anon. Is he some sort of high-functioning autist? A real life idiot? Is he trolling so badly no one can tell? I was led to believe people like this weren't supposed to exist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:19:18 2018 No.9950640 >>9946748 ever heard of the term "fun"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 02:54:10 2018 No.9950747 >>9948873 >niggerfinecuisine.webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:08:14 2018 No.9950773 File: 1.95 MB, 460x612, 1512425183150.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] remember your proteins

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:11:04 2018 No.9950782 >>9946388 Mmmhh skettis lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:13:58 2018 No.9950790 >>9946989 Mahi mahi were the same. They went from being a beautiful green blue color to dull brown once the little Mexican man working on the boat clubbed them on the head.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:23:00 2018 No.9950811 >>9946436 /v/irgin here, first time on this board, i see you guys also have a complete retard who can't do anything right. ours in called darksydephil, yours is jack.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:25:20 2018 No.9950818 >>9947714 He was stuck in an airport because a war broke out in his home country, the government fell and his passport was no longer valid due to complete anarchy. The Terminal, pretty good movie.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:28:05 2018 No.9950825 >>9946813 What was the name of this song? I keep forgetting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:30:14 2018 No.9950833 >>9946888 >this guy sees what they are doing and does nothing to stop them A true psychopath. What's the sauce anyway?

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:45:50 2018 No.9950891
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>>9950631
He's a complete failure at everything he does. He started a YouTube channel years ago to essentially advertise his BBQ sauce. Problem is he initially was very sincere and tried hard when producing content, so it tended to make up for his severe lack of knowledge and skills. Like he can't get basic shit right i.e. cooking times and temps. Pic related.

As time went on he got lazier with shorter videos, he's been exposed, will delete content (canning episode ), and after TEN YEARS he still does the same stupid shit and same stupid mistakes.

He's a walking disaster and provides content for days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:50:17 2018 No.9950907 File: 299 KB, 2310x1190, is this racist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9949412

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:55:21 2018 No.9950918 >>9946382 How do people manage to visualize the outcome this way? Amazing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 03:58:53 2018 No.9950928 >>9946388 Aside from the fact that this looks repulsive, she put a metal utensil in the microwave...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:00:27 2018 No.9950931 >>9946474 Is that a whole octopus or a large squid?

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:06:18 2018 No.9950948

>>9946572
I would try these but sadly I’m sure I’d still have cravings for the real Oreos even if the scratch made version tasted fantastic.

On a side note, the way he drops the ingredients in by sweeping his hand from the left side makes him seem pretentious and it annoys me especially since he winds up making a mess on his table with flour and cocoa powder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:06:41 2018 No.9950949 >>9946893 This webm goes great with this track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnzrGnoDBo8

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:08:09 2018 No.9950954 >>9946594 I can’t even watch to see what disgusting thing she ends up with.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:28:37 2018 No.9951011 >>9948078 This what you're after? https://youtu.be/G3IY_j8d9NY

>>	Numbaz !!MV85jKaTBTQ Mon Jan 8 04:31:13 2018 No.9951020 >>9947454 I can hear the lisp from here...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:39:51 2018 No.9951051 File: 121 KB, 602x165, Screen Shot 2018-01-08 at 4.39.15 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946904 how do they make that sauce morph into squares?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:47:27 2018 No.9951082 >>9951051 Magic chocolate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:50:40 2018 No.9951089 >>9950773 What the fuck did I just watch?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 04:54:20 2018 No.9951096 >>9949367 ikr, they're cute little things

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:20:50 2018 No.9951192

>>9951051
The table cloth is constructed with a number of miniature square indentations in a grid format. Depending on the viscosity of the liquid, it forms different shapes against this table cloth. The indentations also presumably limit the sauces from running away on the table.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:25:41 2018 No.9951205 >>9951051 They use square sauce

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:31:24 2018 No.9951230 >>9951192 interdasting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:45:50 2018 No.9951283 >>9946161 >dullest knife >raw meat. >ugliest bun >horrible cheese. >juicy. how is this tard alive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:49:54 2018 No.9951301 >>9950954 >having too weak a stomach for the shitpost of a 30-something year old woman pathetic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 05:54:40 2018 No.9951312 File: 44 KB, 479x400, autism girl 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946748 >>9946885 Same reason I do origami and the trash it it's fun to do also, you enjoy food more when it looks well, and fun food is wellest food

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 06:04:16 2018 No.9951351 >>9947836 cringy but funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 06:04:22 2018 No.9951353 >>9946878 >here is your salmonella. >arigato

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 06:06:16 2018 No.9951362 >>9948960 mayo by definition has eggs, it's not anything that will emulsify and contains fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 06:25:32 2018 No.9951417 >>9946572 That looks like an assload of work for something I could just buy at the store for like 3 bucks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 06:28:00 2018 No.9951426 >>9947743 I've had Thomas Keller's oreos. I didn't ask, but I assume they've got better ingredients than the nabisco kind and guess what. I still DGAF, they're both crappy junk food cookies Some recipes just aren't worth autistically recreating at home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 07:38:56 2018 No.9951645 >>9946779 I knows it absurd when ALL THE CHEESE IS ON THE OUTSIDE Like " would you like to try our crazy cheese bread? It has loads of cheese*" Sure but wheres the cheese? Its back in our pantry and our pantry has alot of cheese.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:26:19 2018 No.9951776 >>9948899 Looks like a woman that I knew in hs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:33:44 2018 No.9951787 >>9947743 Mate, sometimes you just want the real thing. The think you grew up with. Nothing to do with quality.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:36:22 2018 No.9951792 >>9947836 damn that looks alright.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:40:15 2018 No.9951799 >>9948269 NO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:45:43 2018 No.9951807 >>9948799 China, dipshit. Probably Hong Kong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:47:05 2018 No.9951812 >>9946508 >>9946516 Post it then

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:50:07 2018 No.9951824 >>9946572 Why are they always so messy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:52:02 2018 No.9951829 >>9946878 I need a big book of not Japanese recipes, but weeb recipes. Melon bread, omurice, jelly donuts, things like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:54:24 2018 No.9951835 >>9950954 It was turkey stuffing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:56:21 2018 No.9951839 >>9949792 >More precisely, it's braised cuttlefish

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 08:56:57 2018 No.9951841 >webm thread >317 replies >74 files GJ fgts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:00:02 2018 No.9951855 >>9950811 hes that guy that got caught jacking off, right? and all the 'how not to play' stuff?

>>	Numbaz !!MV85jKaTBTQ Mon Jan 8 09:00:17 2018 No.9951857 >>9949239 Pls no

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:03:39 2018 No.9951869 >>9951841 /ck/ webm threads are a dime a dozen. They all consist of the same shit anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:04:01 2018 No.9951870 >>9951812 read the thread. been posted more than once

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:17:29 2018 No.9951904 >>9951870 No it hasn't? I watched literally every webm in this thread and there are plenty of Jack ones, but none of him choking his kid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:32:45 2018 No.9951946 >>9951855 Yup.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:35:12 2018 No.9951956 >>9950505 >>9950505 A gay man's paradise. >my paradise

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:40:26 2018 No.9951968 >>9951096 Also very intelligent and self aware. After the first one gets nipped the others change their behaviour.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:51:25 2018 No.9951992 >>9949600 Is that what goes for Mozzarella in the anglosphere?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 09:52:35 2018 No.9951998 >>9950891 What in the fuck is wrong with him At least I get laughs off his idiocy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 10:00:47 2018 No.9952021 File: 921 KB, 540x360, mozarella.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9951992 Continuous flow manufacturing produces superior consistency.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 10:34:39 2018 No.9952104 >>9951812 It's been posted once you faggot but here it is again https://youtu.be/UUvYcUbxzYI

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 10:41:28 2018 No.9952123 >>9946989 >Are there pipes under the sand? Magnets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 10:54:57 2018 No.9952190 >>9949109 /ck/ is satire m8

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 12:00:48 2018 No.9952461 >>9951807 Proof?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 12:33:46 2018 No.9952590 >>9947836 not funny or informative, just stupid

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 12:45:34 2018 No.9952650 Pls post jack

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 13:41:46 2018 No.9952894 >>9947719 >tears of shame He hasn't eaten a meal in days and he earned every cent to buy it. Those are tears of joy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:09:06 2018 No.9953005 >>9946161 The tomato is not even evenly sliced

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:21:52 2018 No.9953053 >>9947445 I fucking loathe the movements on this, the recipe alone is just mediocre, but there is something about how these videos are edited that angers me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 14:28:20 2018 No.9953089 >>9948276 >IT HAS AN EGG, SO IT'S A BREAKFAST________!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:26:43 2018 No.9953312 >>9950505 >when a girl is on vc

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:32:48 2018 No.9953327 File: 216 KB, 515x253, Screen Shot 2018-01-08 at 3.31.14 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9946599 thats not the 80s burger king logo >>9946575 who the fuck are all those extra burgers for when there isnt even a line? (pic)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:34:14 2018 No.9953336 >>9953327 That's fairly common at big airports where speed is more crucial than ever. Maybe not that many but they'll normally have several of each at the ready.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:53:53 2018 No.9953438 >>9947529 JOO-C

Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:57:10 2018 No.9953448

>>9953336
ive only ever seen this happen in movies and tv shows. IRL i dont think its practical to dress so many burgers without even knowing what is going to be ordered.

in movies everyone just orders the burger as is but in real life everyone needs to make special snowflake adjustments like half lettuce or extra pickles.

though i know irl burger chains will cook patties and make fries at a steady pace.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 8 15:59:41 2018 No.9953459 >>9948091 crack is a hell of a drug

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