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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Jan 6 12:20:43 2018 No.9941044 [Reply] [Original]

Lets get a food ha/ck/ thread going

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 12:35:25 2018 No.9941107 File: 1.83 MB, 2318x707, luncheon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941044

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 12:43:10 2018 No.9941141 >>9941044 >Using vanilla extract instead of sugar That's not how it works.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 12:58:26 2018 No.9941195 >>9941044 Brb, gonna deep fry some potatoes in fucking greek yogurt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:00:21 2018 No.9941203 >>9941195 Brb, gonna put some banana on my steak

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:07:52 2018 No.9941226 File: 6 KB, 300x168, download (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >here I made some ice cream, bro.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:11:37 2018 No.9941239 File: 19 KB, 400x300, thumbnail_58392.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941044 >sugar->vanilla extract Hahahaha oh boy good luck with that one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:20:26 2018 No.9941270 >>9941044 Nigga what the fuck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:23:22 2018 No.9941285 >>9941203 brb gunna make a roux with black beans and bananas

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:30:16 2018 No.9941324 >>9941285 Brb, going to the fridge to get the evaporated milk and avocados for your scrambled eggs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:34:10 2018 No.9941346 >>9941195 >>9941203 >>9941226 >>9941285 >>9941324 >Image says "baking substitutes" right at the top

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:38:23 2018 No.9941364 >>9941346 brb making my famous black bean, mashed avocado, apple sauce, banana, cacao nib cookies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:40:40 2018 No.9941377 >>9941346 Try making a croissant with avocados.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:42:12 2018 No.9941385 >>9941377 Burden of proof is on you, racist.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 13:43:08 2018 No.9941391 >>9941364 almot want to see this just to see what it looks and taste like

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:12:13 2018 No.9941523 >>9941044 This thread -> Trash

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:13:21 2018 No.9941533 >>9941524 nigga just use a clothes peg wtf

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:14:57 2018 No.9941542 File: 151 KB, 683x575, 1512008896623.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941533 >puts knife in rice >tips glass over >rice and knives fly everywhere

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:15:49 2018 No.9941546 File: 621 KB, 1280x720, foodhack2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941533 >pegs wut

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:16:11 2018 No.9941549 >>9941044 so, a cookie = black beans + apple sauce + mashed avocado + bananas

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:16:13 2018 No.9941550 >>9941532 Ok what am I looking at here?

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Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:26:08 2018 No.9941600
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Never, and I repeat, never, use mashed avocados to season pasta.
Ever since I tried this I can't eat avocados anymore, and now I think I might suffer from warm-Avocado-tastes like-shit PTSD.
If this ridiculous text posted on a Mongolian asswipe knitting forum only saved one person from ever using Avocado as a seasoning for pasta, or more generally speaking from heating up mashed avocado, I'd consider writing this to be an act of a distinguished manner.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:29:35 2018 No.9941617 >>9941532 >>9941524 >>9941515 >>9941509 >>9941540 >>9941546 >>9941556 pretty certain i didn't have cancer 5 minutes ago but i am no longer certain

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:32:14 2018 No.9941628 >>9941600 Tone = 10/10 Syntax = 9/10

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:35:21 2018 No.9941646 >>9941600 I just saw a food blog that had a recipe for avocado alfredo sauce like 15 minutes ago. I thought "neat" Thanks for the warning, I've actually never tried anything with hot avocado before.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:37:59 2018 No.9941657 >>9941550 I guess it keeps the knives dry? A dry surface apparently is not enough.

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:44:53 2018 No.9941689
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>>9941044
Oh lawdy. Someone try to make banana roux and post the results. Or better yet, brush your pastries with some avocado.

I'm having trouble breathing I'm laughing so hard.

>canola oil to greek yogurt
I fucking dare you to saut'e or fry in yogurt.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:49:58 2018 No.9941703 >>9941689 you need to go back

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:52:13 2018 No.9941710

>>9941600
Avocado pasta is actually pretty tasty, you just have to wait until the absolute last minute to add the avocado. Basically make a cream sauce then mix in mashed avocado just before serving. It gives the finished product a pleasant, subtle flavor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:52:45 2018 No.9941712 >>9941703 To /k/ and /co/? Clearly you need two doses daily.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 14:59:30 2018 No.9941736 >>9941689 BAKING substitutes you complete idiot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:02:53 2018 No.9941745 File: 30 KB, 567x542, Anal Prolapse.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941736 >pastries >not baking You're right, what the hell was I thinking?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:12:48 2018 No.9941772 >>9941550 a shitty "knife block"

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:16:15 2018 No.9941786 >>9941600 >he has never dipped avocado in corn batter and fried it >he has never grilled avocado distinguished manner a shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:25:50 2018 No.9941830 >>9941689 >I'm having trouble breathing Could be all that fat in your diet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:27:18 2018 No.9941834 >>9941542 >tips glass over The hack only works if you're not a complete mongoloid with no control of your motor functions.

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 15:29:27 2018 No.9941843

>>9941044
I never seen these "hacks" but one time when I made chocolate chip cookies, I didn't have enough butter so I used half the butter that the recipe called for and weighed out banana for the other half.
I worried that the consistency of the cookie would be fucked but it turned out perfect with a great banana flavor

>>	op Sat Jan 6 15:34:50 2018 No.9941869 >>9941689 Arrigato doctoru

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 20:23:40 2018 No.9943365 >>9941504 i'm triggered desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 20:49:00 2018 No.9943459 >>9941504 >that chopping technique Why is it always plebs who use this shit? Reminder that plebs will stay plebs like the poor will stay poor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 21:13:54 2018 No.9943569 File: 6 KB, 225x225, oh no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941504 IS THAT A FUCKING VENTILATOR IN MY KITCHEN? GET THE FUCK OUT YOU SICK BASTARD

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 00:19:03 2018 No.9944243 >>9941533 Ate you canadian by chance?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 00:50:36 2018 No.9944360 >>9941689 gracias doc

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 00:51:39 2018 No.9944364 >>9944243 i try to not get eaten by leafs, thank you very much

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 01:47:57 2018 No.9944470 >>9941689 doc this dosage is weak

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 01:54:35 2018 No.9944501 >>9941504 >being this much of a bitch

Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:07:37 2018 No.9944530

>>9941509
Yes, let's contaminate my infant's sterile formula with a fucking rubber band. Just tap until level.
>>9941515
Gloves are cheaper than ziplock sandwich baggies.
>>9941524
Use a fucking chip clip or at least a wooden clothes pin.
>>9941546
That will be disgusting after a while. Bacteria will love it.

>>	Numbaz !!MV85jKaTBTQ Sun Jan 7 02:18:19 2018 No.9944565 >>9941504 >light a candle Just a romantic night in with my onions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:29:10 2018 No.9944600 >>9941556 This fuck is just asking for his bottles to fall and break. If those shits move off the magnets at all he's fucked.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:31:10 2018 No.9944610 >>9941689 Danke die Arzt

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:43:08 2018 No.9944638 >How to make your pastries taste like shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:50:46 2018 No.9944653 >>9941546 >Sawing motion with a box cutter For FUCKS sake

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:51:55 2018 No.9944657 >>9941600 I was going to say 'Who the fuck would even think that would be a good idea", but based on the responses, you have in fact done a noble deed.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 02:55:52 2018 No.9944665 >>9941504 I suck at cooking. Every thing I know is self taught or learned off youtube and even I can chop an onion so fast I don't need to cover my eyes. This is retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 03:00:12 2018 No.9944676 >>9941540 Ahh...nothing like a little black mold to compliment my dish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 03:03:41 2018 No.9944688 >>9941044 Bogus all around u

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 03:08:43 2018 No.9944707 >>9941044 Ok try to make some cookies out of Avocado, Black Bean, and Vanilla Extract

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 03:48:35 2018 No.9944836 >>9941364 you know this honestly sounds like it might not be half bad if you experimented a bit

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:37:27 2018 No.9945125 >>9941044 I wish stevia didn't taste like complete ass

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 05:38:30 2018 No.9945127 >>9941524 KEK

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 09:34:57 2018 No.9945814 File: 79 KB, 540x386, kitchen-floor-spill.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941532 What happens if youre a clumzy-bumzy and knock the whole thing over?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 10:16:52 2018 No.9945927 >>9944600 I've had the same type of magnets at work, if they're as strong as the ones i had, he has a better chance of breaking the bottle pulling it off the magnet than he does the bottle actually falling. Those things are strong af.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 10:21:41 2018 No.9945936 >>9941504 absolutely ridiculous. Just take a sip of water and hold it in your mouth whilst cutting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 10:35:28 2018 No.9945972 I like these tips, they're a good baby filter. >>9944530 >>9941542 >>9945814

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 10:54:19 2018 No.9946033 File: 13 KB, 463x480, 1511983392874.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9941044 >instead of sugar, try something that has sugar in it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 7 15:35:07 2018 No.9947081 >>9941141 2 cups of sugar or 2 cups of vanilla extract and a mashed avocado

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