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Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:16:17 2018 No.9937860 [DELETED]

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>Go to your kitchen to cook a meal
>See this

What do you do /ck/?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:17:31 2018 No.9937866 Castle doctrine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:19:12 2018 No.9937871 >>9937866 This I love living in Texas

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:21:26 2018 No.9937879 >>9937860 unzips nuke

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:21:51 2018 No.9937880 >>9937871 does it apply to children? if so that's really messed up

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:23:28 2018 No.9937887 >>9937880 Children are people too anon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:25:53 2018 No.9937900 >>9937860 Ain mah chald sach a dumass LOL #BLACKMOMS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:31:20 2018 No.9937920 >>9937860 >Dindu Nuffins'

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:37:45 2018 No.9937947
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Is it my child? I mean my girlfriend's black so that could realistically be my child if he's been sweeping chimneys.
My reaction to the situation? I would probably laugh because it's funny then clean up the mess because I was about to cook a meal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:39:20 2018 No.9937959 >>9937880 You hate filled fuck, don't disparage people based on their age.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:46:25 2018 No.9937996 >>9937947 IS it your child?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:49:01 2018 No.9938004 I'm white >how the fuck did i have sex >much less have a kid with a black girl

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:53:33 2018 No.9938031 File: 1.10 MB, 1027x767, 1514610857499.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9938004 You have to ask her.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 20:55:04 2018 No.9938039 >>9937860 Some fried chicken for my wife's son.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:05:46 2018 No.9938089 >>9937860 Burglar, caught, probably violent. There is only one choice.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:32:33 2018 No.9938193 Call animal control

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 21:37:26 2018 No.9938220 >>9937860 Oh fuck, how did he get out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 03:16:55 2018 No.9939511 Black children are wild animals, I'm not even joking. Boy or girl, it doesn't matter

Anonymous Sat Jan 6 03:54:08 2018 No.9939611
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>>9937860
>Sweety buns my wife!?
>your son ja'marcus got into the watermelon ice cream again
>it's all over the kitchen....again
Oh darling you just know little ja'marcus can't keep away from that after you drive two towns away once every two weeks to get it for him.
He just gets so happy and excited when he gets his treat for being mommies gud boi for keeping our secr-..keeping calm and being a gud boi all week.
Go ahead and clean that up, I'm gonna text tyr-...i mean Becky while you head out to get some more.
>o-okay snukums
>It might take awhile to clean up
>tfw I been married to my lovely faithful wifey for 8 years
>tfw ja'marcus is 6

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:13:42 2018 No.9939688 >>9939611 I can't wait for the cuckold meme to end

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:37:41 2018 No.9939748 >>9937860 The watermelon must have hatched.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:39:10 2018 No.9939750 >>9939748 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:44:31 2018 No.9939760 >>9939748 Kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:50:37 2018 No.9939773 File: 23 KB, 377x264, aw-shit.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9939748

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:57:51 2018 No.9939791 File: 420 KB, 1080x1063, Screenshot_20170826-101402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9939750 >>9939760 >>9939773 Haha haha yeah dudes, we all laughed so hard out loud at this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 04:59:41 2018 No.9939798 File: 79 KB, 466x581, sdfsdfsds.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9939791 i dont know about you guy(s) but i sure did!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:01:26 2018 No.9939800 >>9939798 Hahaha yeah man we got them that was totally my point

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:03:26 2018 No.9939804 File: 369 KB, 1080x1620, Screenshot_20180106-230200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9939791

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:03:31 2018 No.9939805 >>9939750 >>9939760 >>9939773 same phag >>9939798 phoneposting

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:05:26 2018 No.9939808 File: 493 KB, 1566x672, hatched.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9939800 kek, famalam, yeah, the point, yeah, lel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:06:12 2018 No.9939811 >>9939805 >>9939805 No sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:11:06 2018 No.9939820 >>9939748 Alleymclayoh!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:14:33 2018 No.9939835 >>9939748 Spat my fucking drink out. Good job.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:15:42 2018 No.9939836 >>9937860 Slap the guts out of his mouth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 05:58:22 2018 No.9939943 Spit a green one on him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:02:12 2018 No.9939952 File: 233 KB, 500x534, 1514133926497.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9939748 watermelons hatch negros, i thought that was grape drank?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:13:00 2018 No.9939974 File: 75 KB, 728x567, IMG_8473.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9939511 Checked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 06:17:04 2018 No.9939985 I'm not a single mom.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 08:48:11 2018 No.9940359 >>9939974 go away

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 6 10:52:37 2018 No.9940726 File: 49 KB, 600x583, c88.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9937880 That little bastard could gut you like a fish with his concealed switchblade.

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