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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>bacon finally finishes cooking
>forget to take the bacon out of the pan when dumping the grease into the trash
2 FUCKING HOURS WASTED GODFUCKINGDAMMIT

>> No.9936883

>2 hours to cook bacon?

>> No.9936900

>>9936882
Wow this is some advanced shitposting

>> No.9936921

>>9936882
>taking 2 hours to cook bacon
>throwing your bacon fat out
Literally what

>> No.9936969

>>9936883
>>9936900
>>9936921
>not knowing /ck/s tightest new meme
Back to plebbit it is

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9936984

>>9936969
>pretending to be retarded
>new

>> No.9937020

OP here, fuck you guys. Everybody does dumb shit like this sometimes.

>> No.9937025

>>9937020
did you heat your pan with a bic

>> No.9937033

OP here, just sucked off 2 tramps. Everybody does dumb shit like this sometimes..

>> No.9937034

>>9936882
Try cooking it in the oven right on the rack (put a paper towel on the bottom rack). This makes the bacon marry your mouthfeel.

>> No.9937505

>>9937034
>this makes the bacon marry your moutfeel
?

>> No.9937524

>>9937505
really activates my umami

>> No.9937529
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9937529

>still eating bacon

>> No.9937536

>>9937505
It's hilarious because it's random and nonsensical xD

>> No.9937544
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9937544

>I cook bacon unironically

>> No.9937584

>>9937529
sandnigger detected

>> No.9937619

>>9937584
Sandtriggered. I bet you still add siracha to your bacon

>> No.9937756

why do americans like to eat burnt glass shards of bacon that might as well be strips of carbon?

>> No.9937765

>>9936882
Why didn't you just grab the bacon out the trash, rinse it off, dry it in a paper towel then just throw it in a pan to kill the germs? You some kinda queer?

>> No.9937766

>>9937544
That title.
Those dubs.

>> No.9937782

>>9937765
>washing it
>cooking it again to kill germs
fucking pansy

>> No.9937807

>>9937782
Really it's more to heat the bacon up but I dont want the soyboy to have any excuse not to get his protein.

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9937848

>bake carrot cake
>forgot it was in the oven and it overcooks 3 minutes more
2 WEEKS OF WORK AND 1K BUCKS FOR FUCKING NOTHING

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9937872

> Set water to heat in microwave for 1 minute
> It evaporates
My whole year wasted already

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9937883

>I eat bacon unironically

>> No.9937904

>>9937619
That isnt a thing.

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>>9937883
>I eat