What food makes the poop easy?

[Anonymous No.9936643]

I'm not talking just a giant mass of fiber distress, but stuff that'll make all of my poops slide out with no problem, you know that poop which was the easiest, like 5 second poop but big and didn't leave that much for you to wipe off at all, just super easy and relatively clean. Talking about that poop, what will make each and every one of my poops be like that one?

[Anonymous No.9936646]

>>9936643
curry
indian food in general

[Anonymous No.9936689]

>>9936643
Drink a 2 liter carton of chocolate non-milk. The one that did it to me for sure was Chocolate Cashew Milk. Not all at once, maybe over the course of a few hours.

You will be shitting black shortly after.

[Anonymous No.9936750]

>>9936643
Oats

[Anonymous No.9936818]

it's low carb 'cause you can't digest it. it just passes through.

[Anonymous No.9936930]

>>9936643
Potatoes do it for me. They give it form.

[Anonymous No.9937105]

>>9936643
I can be found loading up on tortillas /corn
I can also enjoy a helping of beans
Both do the favor along with a taste of flax seed oil or evoo

[Anonymous No.9937372]

>>9936643
Vegetables

[Anonymous No.9937387]

>>9936643
Keto makes me shit liquid. It's when I eat too much fiber, the stool gets bulky, sits too long, and tears my asshole apart.

[Anonymous No.9937413]

Papaya. Facts!!

[Anonymous No.9937429]

>>9936643
Psyllium seeds, or psyllium seed husks rather. Mix a little with water, either eat as is or use as a thickening agent.

IIRC it's used by pornstars who want to keep their asses cleaner for a whole day of shooting easier.

Potato as mentioned above, similar but less effective.

Don't forget a bit of fat in your food. helps a lot.

[Anonymous No.9937442]

>>9937387
Having eternal diarrhea is not good for you

[Anonymous No.9937476]

haribo sugar free gummy bears

[Anonymous No.9937517]

Water. I recently ripped my ass because of a stomach ache and trying to force a poop. Blood in my shit and on the paper every time. Anyway, you're probably dehydrated, so drink more water and that will help your poops come out smoother.

[Anonymous No.9937811]

fiber
prunes, rasins, apple cider, lettuce, salad, bran, whole grains

be careful tho

[Anonymous No.9937815]

warm

[Anonymous No.9937822]

>>9936643
Did you really have to use this image on a food board? Also fuck every retard here who helped this faggot too lazy to wipe his own ass.

[Anonymous No.9937832]

>>9936643

Thanks for the erection OP.

[Anonymous No.9937842]

Anything high in magnesium. Helps loosen your butthole

[Anonymous No.9937854]

Most of you are probably too young to remember the Olestra craze of the 90s.

[Anonymous No.9937861]

>>9937854
Olestra is the root cause of the shart in the mart phenomena.
Fact

[Anonymous No.9937933]

>>9937413
Had a can of Libby's Papaya Mix in a can and got shitting after it,

[Anonymous No.9937958]

>>9936643
I only eat sweet potatoes, tofu and broccoli and my shits always pass easily.

[Anonymous No.9937990]

>>9937958
Good clean blow out shits that require a little wiping afterwards or the holy grail of shits, the ghost shit?

[Anonymous No.9938002]

>>9937990
the 2 to 3 smooth logs kind. and yes I have to wipe.

[Anonymous No.9938037]

>>9938002
while not optimal, very healthy.
Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.9938791]

>>9936643
pic related, anon

pears, motherfucker. eat you some pears.

[Anonymous No.9938969]

>>9937958
why is that the only thing you eat?

[Anonymous No.9939076]

>>9936643
crawfish with taters and corn or shrimp boil, same same.
collard greens and corn bread.

[Anonymous No.9939099]

>>9937990
>the ghost shit
???

[Anonymous No.9939284]

coffee always makes me poop

[Anonymous No.9939605]

>>9939099
A mythical shit that leaves no trace. If you wipe after a ghost shit, the toilet paper comes up clean.

[Anonymous No.9939607]

>>9936643
prunes and lots of them

[Anonymous No.9939612]

I don’t really have a specific food but coffee....
My morning cup of coffee takes about 5 minutes before evacuation is required.

Oh, actually, gherkins. Yah. Made that mistake in eating several of those things all at once. Never again.

[Anonymous No.9939646]

milk

[Anonymous No.9939731]

>>9936930
What are you? The Russian judge at the shitting olympics? 9.7 did not stick the landing, bad form, not enough potato.

[Anonymous No.9939755]

>>9939731
>guess the russian
The blonde one? None look particularly Russian.

[Anonymous No.9939769]

>>9939755
I have no fucking clue, I just pulled the image off of google and gave it that file name. What? You think I have deep insight into the nationalities of the composition of Olympic judging panels for male gymnastics at the 2012 London summer games. No I don't. Queer.

[Anonymous No.9939778]

>>9939769
Nigger, you named it, and then started saying shit about some Russian judge. Time to whup your ass with some stale as fuck baguette.

[Anonymous No.9939793]

>>9939778
How dare you attempt to spoil my Parisian mime cuckold fantasies.

[Anonymous No.9940185]

>>9937387
God I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've been a fucking fire hose for a week straight.

[Anonymous No.9940210]

In all honesty, I take the most amazing shits after a bag of Doritos and a quart of water. Combination of fiber and hydration, I guess.

[Anonymous No.9940266]

>>9936643
Cheap gas station or fast food coffee gets my bowels rumbling and shit flowing. A good cup of coffee doesn't seem to have the same effect, don't know what the difference is.


Beans, fiber one cereal, cabbage, curry, taco bell anything also work.

[Anonymous No.9940666]

>>9937990
>>9939099
I have those occasionally, like a couple times a month but I haven't figured out the pattern yet.

It likely has something to do with a combo of stress (too much gives me diarrhea), water (too little makes me constipated) and fiber (too little = constipation, too much = gassy)