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>>9936250And then bake them in the oven
>>9936543kek
>>9936219When will this maymay die?
>>9936227if it's so sharp how does it not cut the balloon?
>>9936904he's a master bladesman
>>9936220that looks pretty awful and i can't imagine it tasting too good either.
>>9936926
>>9936951horrifying
>>9936951you just know there's little bits of plastic stuck to the cheetos after that
>>9936913I can only do a quick opening/close, thumbs-up to to twirl-over (or close). I only bought a butterfly knife because I saw the movie 'Bones' when I was a kid.I can't even do that right now because I sliced my picky deep enough that it hurts to use and won't even close.
>>9936220What is it with white people putting sour cream in everything?
>>9936913Should I be impressed This looks entirely silly
>>9937127
>>9936872using dijon instead of english.................dropped
>>9937130>he cut the hand holding the knife HOW?!
>>9937152Jack is just that powerful
>>9937130POWERFUL
>>9936219yaaasss
>>9936951>plastic tongs for deep fryingISHIGGYDIGGY
Any recipe that starts with 1lb of salt can't be all bad
can someone please post the webm of the africans catching bugs with pots and pans and then making bug cakes out of them?
>>9937395>see all that ketchupoh_boy_here_we_go.jpg
>>9937399did one of his fans send him this in the hopes it would kill him or is it just regular stupidity
>>9937401>all that ketchup
>>9937406note that its upside down on the table
>>9937130>jack is a retard, so he has to be careful not to cut himself like the complete fucking retard that he is
>>9937399>>9937406>>9937409
>>9937409It's made to work upside down, though.I'm not entirely sure Jack actually did something wrong with it.
>>9937119Ranch is too spicy for wypipo
>>9937414aaaaaa
>>9937424Regarding the webm... Why not just drink that all seperate?
>>9937399>tfw you are so scared of your cooking you vanish from existence
>>9937414is that a fucking Milo shirt? why?
>>9937414claiming one on the right
>>9937440gotta go fast
>>9937407and all that wasted bread. seems like this buzzfeed faggot was just adding extra unnecessary steps to make a sandwich.
>>9937446one of ourguys probably made the request after donating a bunch of money to her
>>9937463
>>9937407It disgusts me that Americans consider this thing "bread".
>>9937479>ourguys kill yourself
>>9937407why is buzzfeed obsessed with rolling their food into a weird spiral burrito?
>>9937493advertising
>>9937493autism
>>9937230Almost all of the recipes filmed like this have lots of cheese in them.
>>9937414FASy Ameriboos.
>>9937514
>>9937498why does everything need dipping sauce too
>>9936250dreidel is jewish
>>9937526
>>9937481so they just gave Welsh rarebit a different name and cut up the bread to make it fork friendly for a manchild?
>>9937540Yeah.
>>9937366low IQ
>>9937484That's British but nice try deflecting from your country's piss poor taste.
>>9937230what the fuck are these movies where some jewish woman makes a sandwich for 11 million people wrapped in dough in the oven
>>9937583
>>9937539>>9937498>>9937407>>9937230it rustles my jimmies the way they just take ordinary foods and make them more tedious to cook and eat.
>>9936913Psssh... nothin personnel... kid...
>>9937636Sodium bombs.
>>9936220is it bad that when I saw the hand scoop up coconut oil i thought it was going to be inserted somewhere?>>9937119pretty sure Terry Crews isn't white
>>9938603Mini buster sword is what makes this webm for me.
>>9936543this guy fucks
>>9937526Most of this stuff seems like it's made for parties or entertaining, thus the cutesy designs cut up into finger foods and served with dipping sauces.
>>9937539This looks so dry
>>9937646imagine this niggas farts two hours after this if he manages not to puke it all up afterwards
>>9937424>anchor milkThis person lives in New Zealand.Brb...
>>9937481Extremely hipsterish bullshit.
>>9937481Jesus christ it's just a grilled cheese sandwich.
>>9939003pure fukin metal
>>9939259
>>9937093>>9937389They're silicone tongs. Good up to 500 degrees
>>9939263CARCASS FOR THE CARCASS GOD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jF7E77jUzc
>>9936872imagine all the dishes youll have to clean and electricity used just to make a shitty grilled cheese and ham sandwich
>>9936913pocket fedora
>>9937514Hot molten cheese is the cumshot of foodporn.
>>9939227I don't understand why I see this as being gross, but I would spend an hour tongue fucking her mouth, ass, and pussy, and that's completely okay.
>>9939565This is me anytime I get back home after a trip
>>9939263>stroggification
>>9939565>tfw you get out of prison
>>9937414would fug/10
>>9937539every day we stray further from gods light
>>9937446Back in the day trumpcucks worshiped him
>>9937539>that watchAhh, see now the video makes sense. This person has the mind of a 9 year old.
>>9936220Black people are gross
>>9939565Richard Spencer really let himself go...
>>9936543I audibly kekd
>>9939711i audibly laughed
>>9936951Eat this and never shit again
>>9937414her friend on the right has enlarged eyes and it freaks me out
>>9937366Gawd if I take more than 20 seconds to cube an onion it feels shitty.
>>9937142You stupid fucking faggot. English is a beef mustard.
>>9939403What's this from?
>>9938238Would you have eaten them all if they weren't full of sodium you fatass
>>9937539>skinless boneless chicken breast>deep-fried in cheetos>"""crispy"""ffs just teach them how to do basic, good fried chicken with the skin on
>>9939027/ck/ has no friends and thus cannot comprehend party food
>>9939894Wouldn't the blood run out and the steak be dry as fuck?...
>>9939772>taps the spatula
>>9939996amazing
>>9936872I hope one day I have the time and money to spend over an hour and a ton of dishes and effort making a single fucking sandwich
>>9936913Butterfly knives have always been retarded
>>9939967The Terminal
>>9940063u wot m8
>>9940063uma delicia
>>9937331This is guaranteed to taste like vomit.
>>9939588I remember getting out of jail. driving and being able to freely used the radio was the first thrill, it genuinely felt amazing. the second thing was getting arbys, I was basically this guy but with a chicken bacon n swiss, curly fries and like 5 cups of arbys sauce. there was this faggot CO that would eat fast food everyday in view of everyone.
>>9936901How is this a meme? It's fucking delicious.
>>9937484>nobody else in the world would consider this breadnot only are you wrong as fuck, but a pretentious, autistic cunt.
Who has the big mac ice cream webbum?
>>9936227what's this wee mad chink doing
>>9940265
>>9940280ty anon
>>9939565absolute unit
>>9937331I love kimchi and queso but what in the fuck
>>9937457that looked like my first crap of the day
>>9936219I don't understand this... So they deep fried a fucking chicken? Why? Why buy all that shit for a huge pot to be able to freestand, the hooks and all that peanut oil if you could just put it in the oven? It's totally soaked in oil.
>>9936220Why is the cheese in all of these videos pre grated and plastic looking? Are Americans so lazy that they can't be bothered to grate their own cheese?
>>9940436Yes. If you want grated cheese you buy a bag of pre grated industrial cheese. Such is life in the home of the brave the land of the free.
>>9937331Wtf?This is far beyond disgusting. We need to invent a new word for Shit like this.
>>9939277If you have this product, your life must me utterly miserable>fat fuck roommates>live with an alcoholic>have children that you can't trust
>>9940227hope you've turned your life around after this experience anon
>>9939790who the fuck eats a taco this way??? i want to punch this guy in the face
>>9939790>fuck this is good>oh shit I have to show the camera that I think this tastes good>how do I do that?>what do people look like when they're eating tasty food?>how can I convey the message that I think this food looks good?>is there away to communicate to my viewers that the food that I am eating has pleasing qualities to it?
>>9939772do americans really...
>>9940470t. Safe space faggot
>>9940490ha ha ha. blow me
>>9939790>That lip moving thing he does to show it tasted goodJack is a fucking legend
>>9939263huh. So that's how they do it.
>>9940507there are many methods
>>9936951As an American, I'm going to say that I will solidly pass on ever consuming that abomination or any derivative. >>9937331That's fucking gross and I love queso and kimchi.
>>9939236>Oil>Then butterWhy?
>>9939790>dogshit
>>9937414>virgins>omg! a ASIAN woman is doin stuff! Muh neck bladder is getting extra greasy u guise!! LOOK AT THE >ASIAN< HOLDING A PLATE! OMG THERE'S ANOTHER ONE AND SHE'S EATING SOMETHING YOU GUISE!! MUH NECK BLADDER!
>>9940063How fucking hungry do you have to be?
>>9937230>pushing 1/4 of the cheese sauce dip out over the edge of the bowl when dippingHoly shit take all of my rage. Karen you inconsiderate bitch
>>9937485she lost, get over it
>>9940517>>9939263I imagine this is what human processing centres will look like when the reptilians finally come for us.
>>9939790>eat taco like burger>eat burger like taco
>>9939277>Do not try this at home
>>9939996what is this, a breakfast for ants?
>>9940674This muppet looking motherfucker can't even eat a sandwich right. I wonder if he's legally/technically mentally retarded?
>>9940544Raise the smoke point of butter so it browns but doesn't burn DUH
>>9939403I need a Whopper™ ! Now !
>>9937130>carefull
>>9940063
>>9939772and I've been using a putty knife for spackle and not for burgers
>>9939996>stealing a japanese bird's recipe
>>9937407what a waste of time
>>9937399what did he do wrong here?
>>9937484that video looks british, mate.
>>9937484take anther look at the webem, look at the bacon, then tell me who is calling what bread
>>9940817Butter will not magically stop burning if you add oil to it.
>>9941102>>9941124It is, it's a subset called "Proper Tasty" and is British. Like this
>>9937498i hate these roll up things...the dough in the middle almost ever ends up cooked in these vids, and its just annoying....
>>9941132goujon is british for tendies
>>9936872All that effort for some elephant feet replica.
>>9937457and that is how babies are born
>>9937142> French sandwich> English mustardu wot?
>>9940461wat in the fuck
>>9940063>doesn't even share with her coworker
>>9940461i hate butterscotch
>>9941186fagg
>>9941186what a homo
>>9941132>no spices in the panko and flour mixWhat a fucking waste
>>9937113My brother was also really into butterfly knives for a while until he cut himself and had to get stitches. He has not used it since.
>>9937080is this real yet i want em
>>9939565>not bloatmaxxingYOU'VE GOT TO LIVE IT
>>9937399
>>9939565>tfw you will never enjoy your meal the way this man does
>>9941416I'm perfectly ok with this desu
>>9939996Bro, the fucking effort it takes...
>>9941411i wish my dick was that melon
>>9941126yes it will mr chop give it a try and report back with your results
>>9937366so much wasted onionsso much uneven pieces so much time it took
>>9939565my hero
>>9939996A giant cooking.
>>9939711Richard Spencer.....Hnnnnng! i don't care if he is chubby or not. very cute....>>9939708not really, but that recipe is horrid. wtf. blacks usually cook wonderful food from where I am from in new orleans.
>>9937481Sometimes in life, you just have to laugh.
>>9937493They've lost the plot
>>9937539Yeah, this is why your parents/grandparents bought you a food processor and deep fryer.
>>9940807his IQ is defo less than 100, I estimate about 80. Forest Gump was 70
>>994157576.
>>9939565bloat for the bloat god
>>9939003This is animal cruelty
>>9941641nigga they dead first
>>9940461These fucking videos keep topping themselves for pointlessness.
>>9940464If you've never lived with them, living with children is not so different than living with an alcoholic.
>>9941067>>>/g/
>>9937523>serving size - 50g>fat per serving - 60gNo thanks
>>9937523It would be easier to just sew your anus if you don't want to take a shit anymore.
>>9937331this is also fucking disgusting to korean
>>9937407why not just use FUCKING FLOUR TORTILLAS
>>9941946Tortillas are hard to make.
>>9939263imagine if you were a human and they did that to you
>>9939132They don't drink silver top either, fucking animals.
>>9941979You fags can't appreciate a salmonella-rare chicken.
>>9941749>>9941760
>>9939003piggots gettin what they deserve>>9941641kys piggot
>>9939565Shit I'd eat like this if I lived off of prison food for more than a year.
>>9942189You ever been in a prison? I used to work there and I valued real food after a month
>>9936543Fucking kek
>>9937636On the plus side I now know you can make pretzels with pizza dough
can someone post that jack webm where he puts the meat on hot oil like a retard
>>9941403what the fuck is this autismal bitch doing in a kitchen
>>9941126It increases the temp at which it burns.
why do people keep posting those retarded facebook-fast style videos? Not only they're shit but the recipes are utter garbage too.
>>9942617Easy to make into webms
>>9939790 Eat your mum and shut her up for a while.
>>9939263This kills the crab
>>9941406Literally the only thing Ravioli is good for.Also kinda reminds me of the Terminator 2 ending.
>>9942691
>>9942701
>>9942709Beyond well done.
these actually look nice
>>9942709>this kills the cow
>>9942850I just puked up in my mouth a little bit
>>9942850That's not a bad idea.
>>9942901
>>9942850None of that looks appealing.
>>9942850>coat chicken in bbq sauce>dip it in even more bbq sauce
>>9937119Are you blind or just retarded?
>>9942970"""""salad"""""
>>9937407"No."
>>9942973What are you implying?
>>9936219>YASSSI want to commit a mass shooting now
>>9937457
I wish i could get better with my knife skills like this guy
>>9940436>The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.
>>9937080I would like the same concept applied to other tools
>>9936951this would be okay if he just put it in a casserole dish, sprinkled the crumbs on top, and baked it, but muhhhhh deepfried garbage.
>>9941186Ok Ed
>>9937080thats actually cool
>>9942597i wouldn't be able to eat this directly out of it like he doesreminds me too much of inverse shitting
>>9943022that does look pretty dope though
>>9937424>1:1 file>4:3 video>fabric backgroundHeh
>>9940674>wipes his mouth with his whole fucking hand
>>9943022i'm pretty drunk and i could totally go for a good sloppy kebab right now
>>9937395mfw he spoons the black shit from the pan ON to the burger
>>9939894>Flavors penetrate in minutes>MINUTES!
>>9939996Bruh, imagine the size of those candles
>>9937080>filename
>>9936913>idiot starts twirling butterfly knife>just shoot them with my gunnothing personnel
>>9942646I'm actually tempted to give this a shot, recreate the ol' council house childhood.Can barely remember what they tasted like now, though.
>>9936220Honestly I'd eat that shit just so that I could get a taste of Terry's thick black cock.
>>9937539
>>9943327Reminds me of people who use doritos when they make nachos.Fat fucks.
>>9937481>棺材板 for retards
>>9942701/Sip/ btfo
because audio>>>/wsg/2050317>>>/wsg/2050313
>>9936250Never
>>9941153no jokeit even has ketchup and mayo to represent the placenta
>>9939996>salting pre cooked eggsdis reguard the entire fucing thang
>>9937080
>>9943327>soy sauceThat explains it all.
>>9936219>YAAAAAAS TURKEYgod
>>9941212moron
>>9936250My man
>>9940996>Acbn being a furfag Yiff in my boipucci
>>9941979"Just microwave it if it's not cooked enough for you"
>>9943022>Just in case we accidentally cook your meat all the way through, allow me to rub the raw meat on your bread first
>>9943022Sizzling meat looks appetizing Lemme have a couple plox
>>9937424Those fat hands.
>>9937539I read that filename as Hassehoff Cheese.. at first and am immensely upset with how it turned out
Pizza and milk>>>/wsg/2049661
>>9942701where can I buy lava
>>9939996manlets btfo
>>9936219>not injected with cajun butterThrow it out
>>9936872>cream in a bechamel>croque monsieur with bechamel and mustard
>>9936219>>9936220>>9936250>>9936872>>9936951>>9937230>>9937407>>9937498>>9937523>>9937539>>9937636>>9941132>>9942085>>9942850for the amount of shit this board gives Tasty, y'all sure do post a lot of their videos
>>9943763Who is this
>>9937407
>>9941067
>>9937366Please fuck off Jack
>>9939403Since when did they pay you to do this?
>>9944074>implying we're not mocking themFuck off Tasty shill.
>>9943046Sorry bud. Guy probably has a patent where anything that transforms using polygons is his or some shit.
>>9941099Not supposed to close it all the way. The steam from the eggs built up and caused that. He latched when he should have let it just sit there so the eggs could expand. He then goes on to say this is a bad product and to NEVER buy it and makes a big stink to the company and everything but the directions clearly state DO NOT LATCH.
>>9943646Youre supposed to season every layer in a dish moron
>>9940436if you want to grate it you can if you don't you don't
>>9939236jesus christ favreau, it's just a fucking sandwich
>>9937080>>9943601Another kickstarter that failed, i think there are rip off around though.
>>9944126It starts with a Q
>>9940611relax retard
>>9936250>gee, I wonder who could be behind this recipe
>>9944353Jack has stated multiple times that he refuses to read instructions, though. He thinks products should be self-explanatory and he doesnt like reading.
>>9943186Genuinely upsetting
>>9936220Why do people even eat Cottage Cheese shits nasty, he's just a bulk fiend>>9943270>>>/lgbt/
>>9944690Cottage Cheese is fantastic.
>>9940461What in the fuck is the point of that the butterscotch doesn't have much time to actually diffuse much flavor into the drink and it isn't like you eat the things it literally just gets in the way of a typical Irish car bomb and it isn't like butterscotch is Irish or something.
>>9940544To show how dedicated his character is to his craft of making his child obese and have a heart attack by 23
>>9942085Greasy mess of carbs on top of more carbs held together only by cheese>Sprinkle some parley on it as a garnishOf course
>>9943270Same
>>9937386yaaaasss queeeeeen
>>9943186>americainanutshell.webm
>>9944614The video where he sticks his hand into industrial grade whatever and has to be rushed to the hospital is much better.
>>9944512Second letter 3 or u?