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9936219 No.9936219 [Reply] [Original]

OC appreciate but not really expected

>> No.9936220
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>> No.9936227
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>> No.9936250
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>> No.9936543

And then bake them in the oven

>> No.9936872
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>> No.9936901

When will this maymay die?

>> No.9936904

if it's so sharp how does it not cut the balloon?

>> No.9936913
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he's a master bladesman

>> No.9936926

that looks pretty awful and i can't imagine it tasting too good either.

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>> No.9937080
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>> No.9937093

you just know there's little bits of plastic stuck to the cheetos after that

>> No.9937113
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I can only do a quick opening/close, thumbs-up to to twirl-over (or close). I only bought a butterfly knife because I saw the movie 'Bones' when I was a kid.

I can't even do that right now because I sliced my picky deep enough that it hurts to use and won't even close.

>> No.9937119

What is it with white people putting sour cream in everything?

>> No.9937127

Should I be impressed
This looks entirely silly

>> No.9937130
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>> No.9937142

using dijon instead of english.................dropped

>> No.9937152

>he cut the hand holding the knife

>> No.9937230
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Jack is just that powerful

>> No.9937331
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>> No.9937389

>plastic tongs for deep frying


>> No.9937394
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Any recipe that starts with 1lb of salt can't be all bad

>> No.9937395
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>> No.9937398

can someone please post the webm of the africans catching bugs with pots and pans and then making bug cakes out of them?

>> No.9937399
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>> No.9937401

>see all that ketchup

>> No.9937406

did one of his fans send him this in the hopes it would kill him or is it just regular stupidity

>> No.9937407
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>all that ketchup

>> No.9937409

note that its upside down on the table

>> No.9937410

>jack is a retard, so he has to be careful not to cut himself like the complete fucking retard that he is

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>> No.9937420

It's made to work upside down, though.
I'm not entirely sure Jack actually did something wrong with it.

>> No.9937424
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Ranch is too spicy for wypipo

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>> No.9937440

Regarding the webm... Why not just drink that all seperate?

>> No.9937443

>tfw you are so scared of your cooking you vanish from existence

>> No.9937446

is that a fucking Milo shirt? why?

>> No.9937448

claiming one on the right

>> No.9937457
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gotta go fast

>> No.9937463

and all that wasted bread. seems like this buzzfeed faggot was just adding extra unnecessary steps to make a sandwich.

>> No.9937479

one of ourguys probably made the request after donating a bunch of money to her

>> No.9937481
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>> No.9937484

It disgusts me that Americans consider this thing "bread".

>> No.9937485

kill yourself

>> No.9937493

why is buzzfeed obsessed with rolling their food into a weird spiral burrito?

>> No.9937498
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>> No.9937514

Almost all of the recipes filmed like this have lots of cheese in them.

>> No.9937522

FASy Ameriboos.

>> No.9937523
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>> No.9937526

why does everything need dipping sauce too

>> No.9937528

dreidel is jewish

>> No.9937539
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>> No.9937540

so they just gave Welsh rarebit a different name and cut up the bread to make it fork friendly for a manchild?

>> No.9937545


>> No.9937547

low IQ

>> No.9937574

That's British but nice try deflecting from your country's piss poor taste.

>> No.9937583

what the fuck are these movies where some jewish woman makes a sandwich for 11 million people wrapped in dough in the oven

>> No.9937636
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>> No.9937655

it rustles my jimmies the way they just take ordinary foods and make them more tedious to cook and eat.

>> No.9937665

Psssh... nothin personnel... kid...

>> No.9938238

Sodium bombs.

>> No.9938603
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is it bad that when I saw the hand scoop up coconut oil i thought it was going to be inserted somewhere?

pretty sure Terry Crews isn't white

>> No.9938622

Mini buster sword is what makes this webm for me.

>> No.9938921

this guy fucks

>> No.9939003
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>> No.9939027

Most of this stuff seems like it's made for parties or entertaining, thus the cutesy designs cut up into finger foods and served with dipping sauces.

>> No.9939081

This looks so dry

>> No.9939094

imagine this niggas farts two hours after this if he manages not to puke it all up afterwards

>> No.9939132

>anchor milk
This person lives in New Zealand.


>> No.9939195

Extremely hipsterish bullshit.

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>> No.9939236
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Jesus christ it's just a grilled cheese sandwich.

>> No.9939259

pure fukin metal

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>> No.9939272

They're silicone tongs. Good up to 500 degrees

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>> No.9939370

imagine all the dishes youll have to clean and electricity used just to make a shitty grilled cheese and ham sandwich

>> No.9939372

pocket fedora

>> No.9939397


Hot molten cheese is the cumshot of foodporn.

>> No.9939403
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>> No.9939451

I don't understand why I see this as being gross, but I would spend an hour tongue fucking her mouth, ass, and pussy, and that's completely okay.

>> No.9939565
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>> No.9939581

This is me anytime I get back home after a trip

>> No.9939583


>> No.9939588

>tfw you get out of prison

>> No.9939597

would fug/10

>> No.9939634

every day we stray further from gods light

>> No.9939643

Back in the day trumpcucks worshiped him

>> No.9939645

>that watch

Ahh, see now the video makes sense. This person has the mind of a 9 year old.

>> No.9939708

Black people are gross

>> No.9939711

Richard Spencer really let himself go...

>> No.9939715

I audibly kekd

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>> No.9939787

i audibly laughed

>> No.9939790
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Eat this and never shit again

>> No.9939860

her friend on the right has enlarged eyes and it freaks me out

>> No.9939893

Gawd if I take more than 20 seconds to cube an onion it feels shitty.

>> No.9939894
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>> No.9939962

You stupid fucking faggot. English is a beef mustard.

>> No.9939967

What's this from?

>> No.9939972

Would you have eaten them all if they weren't full of sodium you fatass

>> No.9939979

>skinless boneless chicken breast
>deep-fried in cheetos
ffs just teach them how to do basic, good fried chicken with the skin on

>> No.9939983

/ck/ has no friends and thus cannot comprehend party food

>> No.9939996
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>> No.9940008

Wouldn't the blood run out and the steak be dry as fuck?...

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>taps the spatula

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>> No.9940060

I hope one day I have the time and money to spend over an hour and a ton of dishes and effort making a single fucking sandwich

>> No.9940063
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>> No.9940064


Butterfly knives have always been retarded

>> No.9940106

The Terminal

>> No.9940128

u wot m8

>> No.9940154

uma delicia

>> No.9940226

This is guaranteed to taste like vomit.

>> No.9940227

I remember getting out of jail. driving and being able to freely used the radio was the first thrill, it genuinely felt amazing. the second thing was getting arbys, I was basically this guy but with a chicken bacon n swiss, curly fries and like 5 cups of arbys sauce. there was this faggot CO that would eat fast food everyday in view of everyone.

>> No.9940248

How is this a meme? It's fucking delicious.

>> No.9940255

>nobody else in the world would consider this bread
not only are you wrong as fuck, but a pretentious, autistic cunt.

>> No.9940265

Who has the big mac ice cream webbum?

>> No.9940276

what's this wee mad chink doing

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>> No.9940281
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ty anon

>> No.9940294

absolute unit

>> No.9940400


I love kimchi and queso but what in the fuck

>> No.9940401

that looked like my first crap of the day

>> No.9940422

I don't understand this... So they deep fried a fucking chicken? Why? Why buy all that shit for a huge pot to be able to freestand, the hooks and all that peanut oil if you could just put it in the oven? It's totally soaked in oil.

>> No.9940436

Why is the cheese in all of these videos pre grated and plastic looking? Are Americans so lazy that they can't be bothered to grate their own cheese?

>> No.9940440

Yes. If you want grated cheese you buy a bag of pre grated industrial cheese. Such is life in the home of the brave the land of the free.

>> No.9940453

This is far beyond disgusting. We need to invent a new word for Shit like this.

>> No.9940461
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>> No.9940464


If you have this product, your life must me utterly miserable

>fat fuck roommates
>live with an alcoholic
>have children that you can't trust

>> No.9940465

hope you've turned your life around after this experience anon

>> No.9940470

who the fuck eats a taco this way??? i want to punch this guy in the face

>> No.9940478


>fuck this is good
>oh shit I have to show the camera that I think this tastes good
>how do I do that?
>what do people look like when they're eating tasty food?
>how can I convey the message that I think this food looks good?
>is there away to communicate to my viewers that the food that I am eating has pleasing qualities to it?

>> No.9940481

do americans really...

>> No.9940490

t. Safe space faggot

>> No.9940496

ha ha ha. blow me

>> No.9940504
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>That lip moving thing he does to show it tasted good
Jack is a fucking legend

>> No.9940507

huh. So that's how they do it.

>> No.9940517
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there are many methods

>> No.9940532

As an American, I'm going to say that I will solidly pass on ever consuming that abomination or any derivative.

That's fucking gross and I love queso and kimchi.

>> No.9940544

>Then butter

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>> No.9940611
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>omg! a ASIAN woman is doin stuff! Muh neck bladder is getting extra greasy u guise!! LOOK AT THE >ASIAN< HOLDING A PLATE! OMG THERE'S ANOTHER ONE AND SHE'S EATING SOMETHING YOU GUISE!! MUH NECK BLADDER!

>> No.9940635

How fucking hungry do you have to be?

>> No.9940645

>pushing 1/4 of the cheese sauce dip out over the edge of the bowl when dipping

Holy shit take all of my rage. Karen you inconsiderate bitch

>> No.9940650

she lost, get over it

>> No.9940654

I imagine this is what human processing centres will look like when the reptilians finally come for us.

>> No.9940674
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>eat taco like burger
>eat burger like taco

>> No.9940689

>Do not try this at home

>> No.9940742

what is this, a breakfast for ants?

>> No.9940807

This muppet looking motherfucker can't even eat a sandwich right. I wonder if he's legally/technically mentally retarded?

>> No.9940817

Raise the smoke point of butter so it browns but doesn't burn DUH

>> No.9940840

I need a Whopper™ ! Now !

>> No.9940874


>> No.9940996
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>> No.9941043

and I've been using a putty knife for spackle and not for burgers

>> No.9941067
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>stealing a japanese bird's recipe

>> No.9941098

what a waste of time

>> No.9941099

what did he do wrong here?

>> No.9941102

that video looks british, mate.

>> No.9941124

take anther look at the webem, look at the bacon, then tell me who is calling what bread

>> No.9941126

Butter will not magically stop burning if you add oil to it.

>> No.9941132
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It is, it's a subset called "Proper Tasty" and is British. Like this

>> No.9941133

i hate these roll up things...the dough in the middle almost ever ends up cooked in these vids, and its just annoying....

>> No.9941136

goujon is british for tendies

>> No.9941145

All that effort for some elephant feet replica.

>> No.9941153

and that is how babies are born

>> No.9941167


> French sandwich
> English mustard

u wot?

>> No.9941174

wat in the fuck

>> No.9941184

>doesn't even share with her coworker

>> No.9941186

i hate butterscotch

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>> No.9941206

what a homo

>> No.9941212

>no spices in the panko and flour mix

What a fucking waste

>> No.9941236

My brother was also really into butterfly knives for a while until he cut himself and had to get stitches. He has not used it since.

>> No.9941246

is this real yet i want em

>> No.9941282

>not bloatmaxxing

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>> No.9941411
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>> No.9941416

>tfw you will never enjoy your meal the way this man does

>> No.9941420

I'm perfectly ok with this desu

>> No.9941440

Bro, the fucking effort it takes...

>> No.9941444

i wish my dick was that melon

>> No.9941456

yes it will mr chop give it a try and report back with your results

>> No.9941468
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so much wasted onions
so much uneven pieces
so much time it took

>> No.9941471

my hero

>> No.9941497

A giant cooking.

>> No.9941498

Richard Spencer.....Hnnnnng! i don't care if he is chubby or not. very cute....

not really, but that recipe is horrid. wtf. blacks usually cook wonderful food from where I am from in new orleans.

>> No.9941519

Sometimes in life, you just have to laugh.

>> No.9941535

They've lost the plot

>> No.9941559

Yeah, this is why your parents/grandparents bought you a food processor and deep fryer.

>> No.9941575

his IQ is defo less than 100, I estimate about 80. Forest Gump was 70

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>> No.9941630

bloat for the bloat god

>> No.9941641

This is animal cruelty

>> No.9941643

nigga they dead first

>> No.9941653

These fucking videos keep topping themselves for pointlessness.

>> No.9941728

If you've never lived with them, living with children is not so different than living with an alcoholic.

>> No.9941733


>> No.9941749

>serving size - 50g
>fat per serving - 60g

No thanks

>> No.9941760

It would be easier to just sew your anus if you don't want to take a shit anymore.

>> No.9941882


this is also fucking disgusting to korean

>> No.9941893
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>> No.9941950
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Tortillas are hard to make.

>> No.9941979
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>> No.9941999

imagine if you were a human and they did that to you

>> No.9942018

They don't drink silver top either, fucking animals.

>> No.9942025

You fags can't appreciate a salmonella-rare chicken.

>> No.9942085
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>> No.9942126

piggots gettin what they deserve
kys piggot

>> No.9942189

Shit I'd eat like this if I lived off of prison food for more than a year.

>> No.9942196

You ever been in a prison? I used to work there and I valued real food after a month

>> No.9942213

Fucking kek

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>> No.9942242

On the plus side I now know you can make pretzels with pizza dough

>> No.9942261

can someone post that jack webm where he puts the meat on hot oil like a retard

>> No.9942268

what the fuck is this autismal bitch doing in a kitchen

>> No.9942311

It increases the temp at which it burns.

>> No.9942581
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>> No.9942617

why do people keep posting those retarded facebook-fast style videos? Not only they're shit but the recipes are utter garbage too.

>> No.9942646
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Easy to make into webms

>> No.9942663

Eat your mum and shut her up for a while.

>> No.9942668


This kills the crab

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Literally the only thing Ravioli is good for.
Also kinda reminds me of the Terminator 2 ending.

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>> No.9942731

Beyond well done.

>> No.9942850
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these actually look nice

>> No.9942857

>this kills the cow

>> No.9942862

I just puked up in my mouth a little bit

>> No.9942866

That's not a bad idea.

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>> No.9942926

None of that looks appealing.

>> No.9942935

>coat chicken in bbq sauce
>dip it in even more bbq sauce

>> No.9942968

Are you blind or just retarded?

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>> No.9942992

What are you implying?

>> No.9943003

I want to commit a mass shooting now

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I wish i could get better with my knife skills like this guy

>> No.9943023

>The Americans are the living refutation of the Cartesian axiom, "I think, therefore I am": Americans do not think, yet they are. The American 'mind', puerile and primitive, lacks characteristic form and is therefore open to every kind of standardization.

>> No.9943046

I would like the same concept applied to other tools

>> No.9943060

this would be okay if he just put it in a casserole dish, sprinkled the crumbs on top, and baked it, but muhhhhh deepfried garbage.

>> No.9943065

Ok Ed

>> No.9943069

thats actually cool

>> No.9943070

i wouldn't be able to eat this directly out of it like he does

reminds me too much of inverse shitting

>> No.9943080

that does look pretty dope though

>> No.9943092

>1:1 file
>4:3 video
>fabric background

>> No.9943095

>wipes his mouth with his whole fucking hand

>> No.9943135

i'm pretty drunk and i could totally go for a good sloppy kebab right now

>> No.9943140
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mfw he spoons the black shit from the pan ON to the burger

>> No.9943151

>Flavors penetrate in minutes

>> No.9943162

Bruh, imagine the size of those candles

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>> No.9943170

>idiot starts twirling butterfly knife
>just shoot them with my gun

nothing personnel

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>> No.9943265


I'm actually tempted to give this a shot, recreate the ol' council house childhood.

Can barely remember what they tasted like now, though.

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Honestly I'd eat that shit just so that I could get a taste of Terry's thick black cock.

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>> No.9943334

Reminds me of people who use doritos when they make nachos.
Fat fucks.

>> No.9943338
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>棺材板 for retards

>> No.9943360

/Sip/ btfo

>> No.9943424
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because audio


>> No.9943447


>> No.9943511

no joke
it even has ketchup and mayo to represent the placenta

>> No.9943575

>salting pre cooked eggs
dis reguard the entire fucing thang

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>> No.9943618

>soy sauce
That explains it all.

>> No.9943625


>> No.9943646


>> No.9943653

My man

>> No.9943763

>Acbn being a furfag
Yiff in my boipucci

>> No.9943825
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"Just microwave it if it's not cooked enough for you"

>> No.9943850

>Just in case we accidentally cook your meat all the way through, allow me to rub the raw meat on your bread first

>> No.9943851

Sizzling meat looks appetizing
Lemme have a couple plox

>> No.9943917

Those fat hands.

>> No.9943930

I read that filename as Hassehoff Cheese.. at first and am immensely upset with how it turned out

>> No.9943997

Pizza and milk

>> No.9944024

where can I buy lava

>> No.9944029

manlets btfo

>> No.9944047


>not injected with cajun butter

Throw it out

>> No.9944059

>cream in a bechamel
>croque monsieur with bechamel and mustard

>> No.9944074


for the amount of shit this board gives Tasty, y'all sure do post a lot of their videos

>> No.9944126


Who is this

>> No.9944134
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>> No.9944159
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>> No.9944278

Please fuck off Jack

>> No.9944303

Since when did they pay you to do this?

>> No.9944321

>implying we're not mocking them
Fuck off Tasty shill.

>> No.9944335

Sorry bud. Guy probably has a patent where anything that transforms using polygons is his or some shit.

>> No.9944353

Not supposed to close it all the way. The steam from the eggs built up and caused that. He latched when he should have let it just sit there so the eggs could expand.

He then goes on to say this is a bad product and to NEVER buy it and makes a big stink to the company and everything but the directions clearly state DO NOT LATCH.

>> No.9944393

Youre supposed to season every layer in a dish moron

>> No.9944420

if you want to grate it you can if you don't you don't

>> No.9944425

jesus christ favreau, it's just a fucking sandwich

>> No.9944445

Another kickstarter that failed, i think there are rip off around though.

>> No.9944512

It starts with a Q

>> No.9944515

relax retard

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>> No.9944643


>gee, I wonder who could be behind this recipe

>> No.9944674

Jack has stated multiple times that he refuses to read instructions, though. He thinks products should be self-explanatory and he doesnt like reading.

>> No.9944677

Genuinely upsetting

>> No.9944690

Why do people even eat Cottage Cheese shits nasty, he's just a bulk fiend


>> No.9944697

Cottage Cheese is fantastic.

>> No.9944785

What in the fuck is the point of that the butterscotch doesn't have much time to actually diffuse much flavor into the drink and it isn't like you eat the things it literally just gets in the way of a typical Irish car bomb and it isn't like butterscotch is Irish or something.

>> No.9944795

To show how dedicated his character is to his craft of making his child obese and have a heart attack by 23

>> No.9944822

Greasy mess of carbs on top of more carbs held together only by cheese
>Sprinkle some parley on it as a garnish
Of course

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>> No.9944988

yaaaasss queeeeeen

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>> No.9945597

The video where he sticks his hand into industrial grade whatever and has to be rushed to the hospital is much better.

>> No.9945996


Second letter 3 or u?

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