/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9934001]

Hey guys! Winter is past it’s peak, but I figured now would be a good time to finally share my special hot coco recipe!
Get comfy, cause it’s time for some winter delight.

[Anonymous No.9934011]

>>9934001
So first up, you need a mug!
I’m using carnage here, because what better place to keep your coco than the head of a psychopath?
it’s also the largest mug I own
Then, you need a single packet of hot coco powder. I like this kind, because it has tiny marshmallows inside of it.

[Anonymous No.9934012]

>>9934001
>Winter is past it’s peak,
Not on East coast US it isn't

[Anonymous No.9934016]

>>9934011
Then what

[Anonymous No.9934017]

>>9934001
>Winter is past it’s peak
But the official first day of winter was only like 2 weeks ago?
But I'm down for a comfy thread.

[Anonymous No.9934022]

>>9934011
Took me a while to get the comf ready, but it looks like I'm not too late.

[Anonymous No.9934025]

>>9934016
I’m glad you asked!
So here’s our mug right now, but it’s a little underwhelming.

[Anonymous No.9934029]

>>9934025
So let’s take this to the next level.

[Anonymous No.9934030]

>>9934025
Could you slow down pls

[Anonymous No.9934033]

>>9934029
Woah there tiger, that's a lot of powder.

[Anonymous No.9934035]

>>9934029
Just 2 to 3 spoonfuls should be enough.
>>9934030
Nothing can stop this now.

[Anonymous No.9934039]

>>9934035
Question spoonfuls of what

[Anonymous No.9934042]

>>9934035
that spoonfull is fucking heaping mate, you put in 3 your gonna end with more poweder than drink.

[Anonymous No.9934044]

>>9934001
>winter is past its peak
nigga its fimvulwinter. WE ICE AGE NAO

[Anonymous No.9934045]

>>9934035
Now it’s time for the liquid phase! You could just use milk, but why bother when you can use eggnog!
>>9934039
Canned hot coco powder, as opposed to the packet stuff.

[Anonymous No.9934049]

>>9934045
Fill it up halfway with eggnog. Don’t want to get too rich, now do we?

[Anonymous No.9934051]

>>9934045
How fucking fat are you?

[Anonymous No.9934053]

>>9934049
And fill the rest with milk!

[Anonymous No.9934054]

>>9934011
where'd you get that sweet mug? i want a venom mug

[Anonymous No.9934055]

>>9934045
Why u bring the milk out if you do not use, sad to be the milk Oh?:(

[Anonymous No.9934058]

>>9934053
Pls slow down some of us try to follow

[Anonymous No.9934063]

>>9934053
Pls speed up, some of us hate waiting.

[Anonymous No.9934064]

>>9934053
Make sure to stir it so that thick layer of powder gets all kicked up!
>>9934054
Good question! It’s the only good item I ever got out of loot crate in the short time I tried it out. Everything else was complete garbage I threw out, but the carnage mug was pretty sweet.

[Anonymous No.9934067]

>>9934064
Now, throw it in the microwave for 1 minute. After that minute is up, stir thouroughly.

[Anonymous No.9934070]

>>9934067
Then add your marshmallows!

[Anonymous No.9934073]

>>9934070
And, of course, 2 handfuls of mini chocolate chips.

[Anonymous No.9934075]

>>9934064
Congrats! You've produced a cup of disgusting slop.

[Anonymous No.9934078]

>>9934073
Throw it back in the microwave for another minute, to soften the marshmallows and chocolate chips.

[Anonymous No.9934081]

>>9934073
What about instead two mini handfuls of regular chocolate chips? I don't want to go back to the store

[Anonymous No.9934084]

>>9934078
But we’re not done yet.
If you’ve got any mini marshmallows, bows the time to let loose with them!

[Anonymous No.9934085]

>that finger
enough sugar for ya there, tubby?

[Anonymous No.9934087]

>>9934078
Hold the phone, you ALREADY had marshmallows.

[Anonymous No.9934091]

>>9934087
We're making chocolatey memories

[Anonymous No.9934092]

>>9934084
Annnnnd drizzle it with chocolate syrup.
>>9934081
That should work just fine anon.

[Anonymous No.9934097]

>>9934092
I haven’t got any whipped cream, so unfortunately I can’t garnish it properly.
Now, add whipped cream and another handfull of chocochips as sprinkles! Garnish with 2 sticks of pocky.

[Anonymous No.9934102]

>>9934097
All done!
Look how happy carnage is!
I hope you all have a lovely new year, even those of you on the east coast who are currently being eaten by the snow god.

[Anonymous No.9934108]

>>9934097
When do we add the country POTATO

[Anonymous No.9934145]

Oh god I’m gonna puke
The joke wasn’t worth it

[Anonymous No.9934171]

>>9934145
>I’m gonna puke
finally!! here come's the good pics.

[Anonymous No.9934197]

>making instant cocoa with anything but water
its like you want to be a fat fuck all your life

[Anonymous No.9934293]

Include me in the screencap. Hello, /r/4Chan!