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WEBM Thread Anonymous Thu Jan 4 01:35:45 2018 No.9929186 [Reply] [Original]

As always bonus points for OC or relative OC, because fresh is always better than stale.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 01:46:03 2018 No.9929217 >>9929186 I would pay extra money for a cute girl to make my food like that. Even more if she serves it to me like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 02:01:31 2018 No.9929267 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Eggacado.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9929217 You are everything that is wrong with this world.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 02:31:41 2018 No.9929357 >>9929186 what the fucking fuck I hope this is a comedy sketch or something

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 02:36:08 2018 No.9929366 >>9929357 I'd say the Vegans are getting worse, but the stuff protein makes me really nervous. It's GOTTA be a sketch. The video quality alone, and I can't see it being on youtube.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 02:37:23 2018 No.9929374 >>9929366 >>9929357 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQZ2hje42E You do realize two seconds of typing "cooking with your mouth" into Youtube would answer your questions right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 02:42:57 2018 No.9929391 >>9929374 And having that in my search history would look great.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 02:50:25 2018 No.9929409 File: 94 KB, 650x488, 1c86461d9604b549513ab2920e73b04d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9929391 You're on 4chan and you're worried about how your search history will look?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 02:53:19 2018 No.9929416 File: 44 KB, 512x522, 1504221346601.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9929374 yeah but then I wouldn't have people like you spoonfeeding lazy faggots like me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 03:14:55 2018 No.9929482 File: 2.54 MB, 640x640, 1510281368767.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >8 replies >2 webm, 1 of them is old as fuck Great thread guys, I know somebody has a ja/ck/ folder to dump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 03:34:12 2018 No.9929515 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, small breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 03:34:58 2018 No.9929517 >>9929482 It's been up for like 2 hours, calm down. I'd rather wait for more unique than for someone to just dump a fuck off huge folder of shit we've seen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 03:36:08 2018 No.9929522 File: 1.79 MB, 200x316, sPYeCpP.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 03:48:54 2018 No.9929551 File: 2.69 MB, 960x540, Torrrrrtillllas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:00:39 2018 No.9929576 >>9929551 Doesn't work without the sound

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:08:49 2018 No.9929586 >>9929267 This would be pretty good if: A. Avocado wasn't one of the most unhealthy vegetables on the planet and B. Cooking an avocado didn't fucking ruin it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:21:44 2018 No.9929609 >>9929267 what a waste of avocado

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:23:02 2018 No.9929612 File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, We have such sights to show you.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:31:19 2018 No.9929627 File: 2.86 MB, 490x360, Getting home and cracking open a bear.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:33:41 2018 No.9929631 File: 2.20 MB, 1067x600, 1514803014270.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:34:53 2018 No.9929635 >>9929551 Why the fuck do you post this time and time again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:37:00 2018 No.9929637 >>9929635 >webm made literally less than a week ago >"Why do you keep posting this?" Your right, the shit you are posting is much more recent and better.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:38:16 2018 No.9929639 >>9929637 I'm not posting anything but that fucking flatev webm barely shows anything and you get told this >>9929576 EVERY time .

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:39:13 2018 No.9929640 >>9929639 >I'm not posting anything Then fuck off mate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:40:21 2018 No.9929643 >>9929631 What the actual fuck are those

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 04:44:30 2018 No.9929653 >>9929482 >that fucking look on her face while shes stabbing it with chopsticks why

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 06:00:51 2018 No.9929809 >>9929612 Oh, Chef Tony. My family has known him as 'the dirty chef' for many years. Dude just looks.... wrong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 06:18:42 2018 No.9929845 >>9929515 That was nice to watch Gave me fuzzies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 06:20:52 2018 No.9929849 Requesting rare Ja/ck/s and even rarer Tammy's.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 06:31:27 2018 No.9929867 File: 117 KB, 720x960, dogvom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9929267 it's like a reddit bomb of meme foods, avocado, le bacon, sriracha and putting an egg on (in) it haram af

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 06:40:46 2018 No.9929893 >>9929186 I think I'm going to be sick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 07:58:14 2018 No.9930071 >>9929186 Good luck deboning chicken with your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 08:01:28 2018 No.9930074 >>9929515 Is this what skinny eurofags eat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 08:07:03 2018 No.9930090 >>9929515 I must say, I am very disappoint they didn't use a tiny match to light the candles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:25:34 2018 No.9930856 >>9929217 https://www.whitepowermilk.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:28:08 2018 No.9930866 >>9929637 It's really not worth posting, as others have said, it's pointless without sound.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:29:01 2018 No.9930872 >>9930856 It's not the same because it's not in person

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:35:50 2018 No.9930899 File: 2.08 MB, 640x360, cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:39:12 2018 No.9930916 File: 2.84 MB, 640x360, dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:39:43 2018 No.9930920 >>9930903 Fucking gooks man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:40:20 2018 No.9930924 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, noodle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:41:27 2018 No.9930932 File: 2.66 MB, 640x360, bacon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9930920 It's dead bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:43:34 2018 No.9930940 >>9930932 Just like gooks inside

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:43:49 2018 No.9930942 >>9929515 lol what fucking autist made this

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:46:25 2018 No.9930951 >>9929631 is he using a plastic spatula to flip food on a hot skillet?

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:58:04 2018 No.9930993 >>9930887 >Bockwurst, Kaliber 26, 60 gr /k/ get out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 12:59:53 2018 No.9931002 >>9929374 the mystery is whats fun about it and now you ruined it thanks asshole

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:02:23 2018 No.9931011 >>9929612 >9929612 is this chef excellence?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:04:54 2018 No.9931021 >>9929586 Avocado is a fruit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:07:09 2018 No.9931027 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Food or Not Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:12:01 2018 No.9931041 File: 2.50 MB, 854x480, icecreamcrunchtacos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:12:11 2018 No.9931044 >all those wide open treadmills how do you not get millions of rats and cockroaches in there

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:18:53 2018 No.9931068 >>9929482 There's always got to be a faggot like this bitching about encouraging OC

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:22:06 2018 No.9931079 >>9931072 The first two are perfectly fine, after that it turned into nonsense.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:27:47 2018 No.9931101 >>9931072 >sugar for fuck sake

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:31:02 2018 No.9931114 File: 2.67 MB, 854x480, garbagebread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:31:11 2018 No.9931115 >>9929482 ck is a slow board, my friend

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:38:03 2018 No.9931145 File: 1.36 MB, 480x360, lava.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931139

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:41:09 2018 No.9931154 >>9931144 horrifying

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:42:32 2018 No.9931161 >>9931144 I use this as a pre-workout, nothing better for lifting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:44:47 2018 No.9931170 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, breakfast1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931144 vile

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Anonymous Thu Jan 4 13:53:45 2018 No.9931203
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>>9931181
>Soy boy can't handle eating like a real man
Buffet is a billionaire and a genius and you make shitty clickbait Buzzfeed videos. I think I'm gonna get me some McDonalds now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:00:03 2018 No.9931236 >>9931203 real men eat dairy queen and drink a liter of soda?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:00:47 2018 No.9931240 File: 2.91 MB, 1920x1080, Chipotle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931236 Real men eat whatever they want.

>>	chop Thu Jan 4 14:06:55 2018 No.9931254 >>9931072 Pretty depressing how far in I was before I realised it was a joke. >>9931094 Pretty depressing that this one isn't.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:17:16 2018 No.9931285 >>9931240 real men don't care about soyboys i would think

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:18:04 2018 No.9931290 >>9931240 I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:30:29 2018 No.9931332 >>9930881 Thanks doc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:31:30 2018 No.9931333 >>9931290 he does g4p so yeah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:32:01 2018 No.9931338 >>9929627 Don't try this at home

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:32:05 2018 No.9931339 >>9931333 Well no. He's a competitive eater and bodybuilder.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:35:53 2018 No.9931356 >>9931339 >competitive eater and bodybuilder. its cute that you think these pay well

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:36:42 2018 No.9931362 >>9931356 They pay in pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:37:34 2018 No.9931364 >>9931356 Add in youtube money and your own line of pre-workout powders and you can live well enough.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:44:25 2018 No.9931382 >>9931338 but my bear really wants to play with the food locker.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:47:19 2018 No.9931392 >>9930992 Why would you not just bake the bacon in a giant sheet what the fuck

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:49:47 2018 No.9931402 >>9931041 >tortillas it's fucked

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 14:58:19 2018 No.9931438 File: 2.78 MB, 854x480, garbagebread2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Should I keep making these food network webms or switch to something more obscure?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:00:55 2018 No.9931454 >>9931438 Any kind of OC is appreciated but I do think we have enough Food Network meme foods.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:02:52 2018 No.9931460 >>9931454 Right-o Switching it up

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:09:01 2018 No.9931488 File: 2.54 MB, 406x720, chinafood1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:14:21 2018 No.9931505 File: 2.06 MB, 1280x720, plating1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:15:50 2018 No.9931514 >>9931488 >okay so boiled eggs >roll in bread crumbs >are we making chinese scotch eggs? >yep, deep fried and crispy >wait >hang on, are they supposed to be squishy? >good grief black goo Could someone please explain what's going on?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:18:06 2018 No.9931525 >>9931514 Those aren't eggs, dummy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:18:13 2018 No.9931527 File: 1.46 MB, 1280x720, plating2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:21:34 2018 No.9931543 >>9931044 you don't let them in in the first place

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:24:44 2018 No.9931555 >>9931514 it's a glutinous rice dumpling and the black stuff is sweetened black sesame paste bretty gud

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:25:18 2018 No.9931557 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, plating4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:25:36 2018 No.9931558 >>9931525 They're obviously not copper-plated bullets either, but knowing this doesn't make me any wiser, smartpants.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:28:29 2018 No.9931567 File: 623 KB, 1280x720, plating7.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:29:32 2018 No.9931571 >>9931558 I snagged the video from here. No idea what they are though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN5eJdPXcOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:29:35 2018 No.9931573 >>9929551 >the juicero for spics

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:30:36 2018 No.9931575 File: 249 KB, 1280x720, plating8.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	chop Thu Jan 4 15:31:41 2018 No.9931581 >>9931543 Is that a Ulysses reference? >>9931558 Looks like mozzarella to me. Or some other melt-friendly cheese. I don't know what the black stuff is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:31:42 2018 No.9931583 >>9931571 see >>9931555

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:33:24 2018 No.9931589 >>9931581 no, i'm serious that's really the only foolproof way of keeping your building pest free is to not let them in at all. once they're in you aren't getting them out short of gassing the whole factory and even then that's dubious if it'll work

>>	chop Thu Jan 4 15:33:58 2018 No.9931593 File: 2.92 MB, 1280x720, tofu chop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931555 >>9931583 Ahh, thanks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:53:35 2018 No.9931677 File: 2.69 MB, 800x450, Haute Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:54:15 2018 No.9931680 File: 2.56 MB, 800x450, Haute Cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931677

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:55:09 2018 No.9931683 >>9929186 I want her to beat some egg whites using only her mouth and my dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 15:55:36 2018 No.9931688 File: 2.08 MB, 796x720, Vegan Boiled Egg On Avocado Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9929267

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:04:58 2018 No.9931723 >>9929627 What if I put a tiny dog or a cat inside?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:05:04 2018 No.9931724 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, geoduck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:06:05 2018 No.9931729 >>9931724 what is it

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:06:11 2018 No.9931731 File: 1.97 MB, 640x360, youVSspics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:08:10 2018 No.9931738 File: 2.70 MB, 640x360, themoonlandingwasfakeyoureallsheeple.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931729 benis

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:10:04 2018 No.9931743 File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Hasselback Cheese Puff Fried Chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931738 racist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:10:14 2018 No.9931748 >>9931505 >>9931527 >>9931557 >>9931561 >>9931564 >>9931567 >>9931575 does anyone actually think this looks good or appetizing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:11:18 2018 No.9931751 File: 38 KB, 600x600, 122e457b8a52d7bd82f403ffda3f6bb0--fancy-food-presentation-gourmet-food-plating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931748 It's for show more than anything

>>	chop Thu Jan 4 16:12:54 2018 No.9931757 >>9931729 The filename is actually not a joke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:14:01 2018 No.9931762 >>9931751 what does it "show" though?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:15:40 2018 No.9931775 >>9931762 That you're richer than everyone else

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:16:05 2018 No.9931780 File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Crispy Chipotle Rice Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:17:50 2018 No.9931789 >>9931555 >black sesame sweet beans paste probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:18:05 2018 No.9931791 >>9931438 >Sauerkraut and Pastrami Is like you guys are asking for a new Reich.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:20:35 2018 No.9931803 >>9931748 I think some of those look good, yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:21:43 2018 No.9931812 >>9931181 >soyboy confused how someone can eat a real man's diet wew

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:24:33 2018 No.9931827 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, spam.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931812 A real diet would be eating an entire can of spam

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:28:37 2018 No.9931845 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, Arabic Coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:28:42 2018 No.9931847 >>9929267 >mellenial, the food

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:30:10 2018 No.9931854 File: 1.37 MB, 640x360, beer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931845 Are there tubes under the sand?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:33:09 2018 No.9931868 >>9931854 I'd imagine there's some coffee and water in the metal things and the sand is just very hot, so to boil water and brew the coffee fast

>>	chop Thu Jan 4 16:34:19 2018 No.9931870 >>9931181 How is he not a perfect sphere? There's no way he works off all those calories.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:42:12 2018 No.9931900 >>9931854 I like those fill from below cups. My fridge is adorned with the magnets from them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:43:50 2018 No.9931904 >>9931033 >>9930990 >>9930992 It certainly looks interesting to cook for parties or the aperitif, but those "dinner rolls" look like they'd be too heavy on the stomach.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:48:35 2018 No.9931924 >>9931114 >cooking red onions. Never ever

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:52:06 2018 No.9931940 >>9931924 you can't jsut eat raw onion anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 16:53:09 2018 No.9931946 >>9931940 Yes you can. In salads

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:07:55 2018 No.9931990 >>9931181 Havent you ever had salsa, or a hamburger, or a salad?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:20:04 2018 No.9932047 >>9931731 >I'm ethnically Hispanic and therefore better than you, whitey. Get ya gringo ass out of here, ese!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:24:12 2018 No.9932072 >>9932047 that's all in your head man the video made no such point

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:42:33 2018 No.9932160 File: 2.86 MB, 1920x1080, Onion_cut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Okay here we go

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:45:46 2018 No.9932176 >>9931290 Getting a strong sense of deja-vu from this post

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 17:57:10 2018 No.9932230 File: 2.93 MB, 668x360, Burger King Economics 101.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:28:30 2018 No.9932380 >>9931098 >is healthier than cheese >adds cheese anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:34:15 2018 No.9932412 >>9932160 I've been waiting all day for this. My body is ready.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:39:24 2018 No.9932441 >>9929653 You leave TayTay alone you fucking monster.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:43:12 2018 No.9932462 >>9931021 You're a fruit.

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:48:27 2018 No.9932482

>>9930881
Not a word was spoken in this entire webm, and yet they still managed to include buzzwords like "umami", and even implied that meat cannot be savory. Incredible.
>haha meat is gross because of scary words like pH levels and bacteria!
>salt and chemicals make soy taste good teehee!
This whole anti-meat movement is pretty sad, if for nothing other than seeing how little people can actually think for themselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:50:38 2018 No.9932493 >>9932230 tis a good movie.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 18:54:09 2018 No.9932516 >>9931402 >literally flour and water >can be adapted to just about anything >B-B-BUT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:05:16 2018 No.9932587 >>9929809 Interestingly he never actually attended a culinary school or had any form of formal training

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:07:38 2018 No.9932600 >>9929515 Is it really the same without the spicy music?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:14:27 2018 No.9932633 >>9929631 made me burst out laughing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:15:32 2018 No.9932640 >>9931041 This went better than I expected. Would be better with crepe instead of tortilla though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:19:42 2018 No.9932662 >>9932230 Oh shit I haven't seen that in ages.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:23:21 2018 No.9932686 File: 61 KB, 400x300, landfill-landscape.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9929551 yikes, all that plastic waste and energy for one little tortilla

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:49:34 2018 No.9932780 >>9930951 That's no man

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 19:57:29 2018 No.9932805 >>9931170 You can buy bacon with added sugar in murica?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:12:04 2018 No.9932864 >>9931845 Magic coffee. >>9931854 Magic beer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:15:16 2018 No.9932876 >>9931140 I'd eat it but that would basically end my day

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:30:01 2018 No.9932933 >>9929482 She probably had Katy Perry on her mind while eating that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 20:53:44 2018 No.9933013 >>9931731 Weird, since where I work at, all the Hispanic people ask for is Ranch.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 22:49:14 2018 No.9933484 >>9931136 wtf did i just saw

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 23:10:05 2018 No.9933559 >>9930910 no

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 23:18:29 2018 No.9933586 >>9931789 you can see the sesame seeds and bean paste is not so liquid like that

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 23:21:45 2018 No.9933595 File: 2.82 MB, 640x356, 1496353552076.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 23:31:07 2018 No.9933617 >>9933595 I have a lot of questions

Anonymous Thu Jan 4 23:36:45 2018 No.9933633
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>>9931731
Both cultures culinary wise have negatives and positives. For what it's worth though this video seems to show those both well. Also the Mexican corn on the cob seems pretty good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 4 23:38:42 2018 No.9933638 >>9933595 You saved this

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:11:54 2018 No.9933756

>>9931181
how i imagine this came to be
>mr. buffett, there's a reporter on the line, wants to talk to you!
>what kind of reporter?
>he says he's from "buzz feed dot com" if i understood him correctly.
>oh god not these faggots again! what does he want?
>something about eating habits i think? i did not quite understand him, he was mumbling a lot.
>ugh, just tell him some bullshit about how i eat mcdonalds all day or some shit, hopefully that will make him fuck off!
>ok sir

and the soyboy from cuckfeed actually took the bait lmao

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:26:14 2018 No.9933807 >>9932160 i hate him so fucking much

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:26:57 2018 No.9933811 >>9933756 there's a fucking Business Insider watermark you idiot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:36:39 2018 No.9933841 >>9929522 fucking lost it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 00:58:16 2018 No.9933955 >>9929515 That fucking rules.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:31:29 2018 No.9934098 File: 1.39 MB, 320x262, authentico.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931731 Too bad most Mexican food is awful.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:34:40 2018 No.9934111 File: 2.80 MB, 1280x536, Grilled Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9932230 Great movie. We could use more gifs about food in movies.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 01:52:42 2018 No.9934168 >>9931677 why is it always so fucking small

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:07:25 2018 No.9934203

>>9931854
>Minor league hockey team starts opening season
>Stadium sells the beer in those cups with the magnetic bottom sealer
>First game of the season starts
>A parade of fucks yelled randomly throughout the night
>Bros couldn't stop fucking with magnets and kept spilling beer all over themselves

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:11:27 2018 No.9934217 >>9934111 Here's your grease sandwich, Timmy. You won't shit for a week and daddy gets to see if an 8 year old can have a coronary.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:22:08 2018 No.9934245 >>9929267 It's an even fattier version of a scotch egg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:26:29 2018 No.9934260 >>9934111 Pre-sliced cheese, wonder white bread, soak up some oil on a hot plate, wa la!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:30:29 2018 No.9934277 >>9931505 >swipe however How about you don't fucking swipe, you fucking pleb.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:44:13 2018 No.9934315 >>9931144 You gonna be studying sitting down for sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:45:53 2018 No.9934320 >>9931144 >The most subtle way to tell your bowels you hate them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:53:33 2018 No.9934342 >>9934111 thats a melt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 02:55:50 2018 No.9934349 >>9934342 Negative, a melt requires a meat.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:00:17 2018 No.9934360 >>9929515 I used to know a person who did this kinda shit. All miniature work. She was hot but very autistic. Lol. This honestly looks like something her studio made.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:06:39 2018 No.9934372 File: 62 KB, 640x360, tkjXYrV.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9931011

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:19:47 2018 No.9934393 >>9931743 I haven't eaten in four days and even I wouldn't eat this...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:22:12 2018 No.9934403 >>9931748 Not with the ketchup or whatever fucking 'puree' they are using but those are standard plating techniques of high end restaurants looks much better with other stuff on the plate and better colors like greens and yellows

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:24:00 2018 No.9934415 >>9931762 The food it is just a nicer presentation than keeping everything sequestered like a cafeteria plate or just piled on top of itself.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:25:35 2018 No.9934420 File: 2.86 MB, 960x540, cinnibirb.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:27:55 2018 No.9934426 >>9934217 > he still think fat leads to heart conditions and not carbs... Look at him. Look at him and laugh.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:31:56 2018 No.9934435 >>9934426 Fat around the heart does cause heart conditions. Now if you want to discuss what causes extra fat in the body that's a different discussion.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:32:00 2018 No.9934436 >>9931940 Well yes you can in small dice or thin slices. Cooking red onions isn't completely unusual though though a sweet onion or Vidalia would probably be better for that dish

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:35:49 2018 No.9934446 >>9932516 Tortillas have lard in them usually as well I agree a crepe would have been perfect fit buy tortillas aren't terrible choice here and they are coated like churros

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:37:41 2018 No.9934452 >>9932805 Sugar is sometimes used for curing And others it is added as a flavoring like maple bacon or honey packaged with the bacon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:39:53 2018 No.9934459 >>9933617 It's from Vanilla Ice's shitty movie Just answered all of them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:42:40 2018 No.9934464 >TFW not experienced enough to know which recipe webms are legit and which are horrifying abominations. I just watch watching people cook.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:42:52 2018 No.9934465 >>9934426 It was a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 03:50:09 2018 No.9934485 >>9929515 >manlet breakfast.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:06:27 2018 No.9934503 >>9931731 >jewish listacle "journalist" attempts to demonstrate why we should open our borders.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:22:42 2018 No.9934528 >>9929186 Motherfucking jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:23:13 2018 No.9934530 >>9929186 I CAN'T UNSEE THAT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 04:30:52 2018 No.9934542 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Korean girls see Big American Meat for the first time.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:01:15 2018 No.9934606 >>9930881 wtf i love soy now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:10:08 2018 No.9934620 >>9931438 >>9931114 >>9931094 >>9931071 >>9930990 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>KOSHER SALT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:31:45 2018 No.9934653 >>9930990 >>9930992 Don't chop the meat ffs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:54:36 2018 No.9934721 >>9931041 That's horrid

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:55:13 2018 No.9934725 >>9931072 >bake plain chips Uh you what

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 05:59:48 2018 No.9934733 >>9931114 >water >not olive oil nor butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 06:00:49 2018 No.9934736 >>9931128 That bone removal is orgasmic

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:34:57 2018 No.9934923 >>9931593 Looks like some furry animal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:36:23 2018 No.9934930 >>9931724 More like geodick

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:36:55 2018 No.9934931 >>9931724 Shit it even has the balls

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:39:32 2018 No.9934936 >>9934923 Yeah, it reminded me of what I imagine a silk worm cocoon to look like when it was put in the water initially. Pretty neat looking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:47:00 2018 No.9934961 >>9929186 at least it's easy to prepare, i'm gagging just watching lol she should chew up the raw chicken before cookin it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 07:52:48 2018 No.9934980 >>9934111 Jesus Christ, Favreau.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:08:35 2018 No.9935028 >>9931181 >32oz steak is big Is it just me or is that a tiny amount? I could get through that easily and still have room left over, I'm not even big. The Warren Buffet diet sounds great, not a fan of sugary drinks though

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:16:13 2018 No.9935053 >>9929186 handling the lemon was the best part pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:20:26 2018 No.9935066 non american here what is kosher salt? like some special jew salt or wat

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:21:15 2018 No.9935069 File: 2.83 MB, 480x480, 1505754918783.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where can I find a non moonrune version of this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:22:43 2018 No.9935074 >>9935066 >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_salt how hard was that?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:24:20 2018 No.9935079 >>9931743 Horrid bland chicken

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:36:36 2018 No.9935120 >>9929267 >avocado hmmmm >bacon oh shittt >sriracha fuck this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:37:57 2018 No.9935125 >>9929631 i know that hand

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:45:04 2018 No.9935143 >>9935079 How could something with that much salt possibly be bland?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:47:23 2018 No.9935148 >>9931827 >How to exceed daily sodium intake in less than two minutes.webm

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:52:05 2018 No.9935163 >>9932230 What movie is this?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:53:52 2018 No.9935172 >>9934111 >butter >olive oil >more butter

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:54:32 2018 No.9935174 Can someone dump their ja/ck/ folder please? I've been out of internet for 2 weeks and I've missed them a lot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:55:25 2018 No.9935176 >>9935143 Becauss that's still white chicken inside and moreover that salt probably washed away by frying and that buttermilk.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 08:55:56 2018 No.9935177 >>9935174 Someone posted jack already, scroll up you blindfuck

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:02:30 2018 No.9935194 File: 2.99 MB, 640x360, Eleven Madison Park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9934168 Because you get a load of courses to fill you up and the point is quality not quantity

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:03:28 2018 No.9935199 >>9935163 The Terminal

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:09:18 2018 No.9935219 >>9931791 It's just a Reuben isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:12:48 2018 No.9935226 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Bacon Chicken Alfredo Lasagna Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:23:14 2018 No.9935262 >>9934203 That's really funny and also good business.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:43:02 2018 No.9935299 >>9935226 Looks good but the final form is silly and I'd ditch the additional bacon and mozarella. Also is this served with potatoes?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:45:20 2018 No.9935307 >>9935194 How to choose between this and 20 pieces of fish served on rice by some elderly asian in a subway station?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:48:38 2018 No.9935314 >>9935299 >Also is this served with potatoes? I see potatoes on the plate at the end so I assume so

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:49:57 2018 No.9935320 >>9931114 That fucking snap that she does I swear to fucking god

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:51:03 2018 No.9935321 >>9935314 Makes it even worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:51:24 2018 No.9935322 >>9929482 she's so cute bros

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:54:00 2018 No.9935329 >>9932876 looks like it would be something fun to share desu. Fuck eating that alone

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:54:44 2018 No.9935334 >>9931128 What's the deal with bbq sauce, it makes everything taste like bbq sauce

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 09:59:24 2018 No.9935352 >>9935334 You don't like the taste of bbq sauce?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:05:20 2018 No.9935365 >>9931113 can we just ban bacon already

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:07:08 2018 No.9935372 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Bacon-Wrapped Jalepeno Popper Dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935365 nope

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:07:12 2018 No.9935374 >>9935352 it kinda covers any other taste, not very subtle. I'd be happy with a good French mustard on that sandwich, not a heap of sugar and liquid smoke.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:08:23 2018 No.9935378 >>9931731 >eating that whole plate only using chips thereby adding an additional 1000 calories No wonder Mexicans are so disgustingly fat. Oh wait! That technique was supposed to be hip!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:10:43 2018 No.9935388 >>9929635 >OP makes thread specifically to dump his new content over and over >h-hey why are you posting those?? just let him have his fun my man, ck is not serious business

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:14:24 2018 No.9935403 >>9931593 >that'll be 60 dollars plus tip

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:15:49 2018 No.9935405
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>>9935194
See the thing is, I can't help but to feel this artsy bullshit came up, as an attempt to distance itself from America's large proportions. What they didn't realize, you don't have to use tiny proportions to make quality food. That being said, it also probably has something to do with price. In any case food like this is just as big a joke, as a 1$ McDonald's cheeseburger.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:26:31 2018 No.9935433 >>9930992 >>9930990 All but the central two buns get totally gypped on fillings.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:37:30 2018 No.9935455 File: 316 KB, 1280x720, jack_pleased.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935174 >>9935177 the trick is to leave them wanting more jack

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:58:53 2018 No.9935493 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Bacon Mac ‘n’ Cheese Pot Pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 10:59:21 2018 No.9935495 >>9935199 Thank you!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:00:37 2018 No.9935498 >>9935405 Less=more quality. I think this is more or less true, as you get tighter quality control. However of course this is all subjective.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:01:53 2018 No.9935501 >>9935226 IT'S NOT 'NOODLES' DAMNIT

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:03:28 2018 No.9935502 >>9935320 >she How do you know it's not a hand of a lanky trans soyboy?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:03:30 2018 No.9935504 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, Pigs In A Pretzel Blanket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935501 I agree, but what can you do See also: their definition of "pigs in blankets"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:04:27 2018 No.9935508 File: 2.74 MB, 512x288, giving a duck a subcutaneous emphysema.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:06:39 2018 No.9935513 >>9935493 at least the idea is kinda cool

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:20:21 2018 No.9935548 >>9929482 I bet this is how she handles cock too >pokey, pokey >just put it in your mouth, baby >ieeeuw Frigid bitch

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:23:50 2018 No.9935563 >>9930932 Somehow it being dead isn't the issue

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:25:34 2018 No.9935569 >>9935504 Why the boiling with baking soda?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:26:21 2018 No.9935572 >>9935508 For what purpose

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:28:44 2018 No.9935582 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Croque Monsieur.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:28:52 2018 No.9935583 >>9935504 >american >"blanket" is literally fatter with empty carbs Like a pottery

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:34:40 2018 No.9935608 >>9935569 Helps it rise I guess?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:36:06 2018 No.9935613 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Mashed Potato Wontons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:37:29 2018 No.9935617 >>9935613 >butter >sour cream >VEGETARIAN parmesan for what possible purpose

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:38:13 2018 No.9935618 >>9935569 >>9935608 probably to make them crispier

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:40:09 2018 No.9935625 >>9935618 no I think /ck/ was right suggesting that boiling baking soda would make the dough rise

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:42:17 2018 No.9935638 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Stromboli.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:46:04 2018 No.9935655 I wonder if you could sustain a restaurant on the webms of this thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:46:21 2018 No.9935657 >>9935638 where's my fucking finger snap?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:47:19 2018 No.9935662 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Boozy Nutella.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935655 >bland meme food doubt it, unless it was some hipster pop-up place

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:48:20 2018 No.9935663 >>9935493 That's the worst pizza I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:50:02 2018 No.9935668 File: 2.32 MB, 640x360, noodlemonster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:50:55 2018 No.9935670 >>9935668 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:51:52 2018 No.9935674 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Kimchi Queso.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:53:17 2018 No.9935684 File: 2.92 MB, 688x384, 1500629445514.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:55:48 2018 No.9935694 >>9935569 It's how you get the pretzel texture and dark crust.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 11:57:17 2018 No.9935701 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, Red Wine Dragon Ribs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:02:13 2018 No.9935720 File: 2.85 MB, 360x360, BBQ Chicken Corn Dogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:04:32 2018 No.9935730 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, Medium Rare Corn Dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935720 >dat lack of overflow not even trying

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:04:40 2018 No.9935732 >>9935720 god is dead

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:05:42 2018 No.9935738 >>9935608 >Let's put more calories in traditional foreign dishes America : the cookbook

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:06:19 2018 No.9935741 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Pizza Roses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935732

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:08:00 2018 No.9935747 >>9935638 Let's roll everything in industrial dough, add stupid amounts of cheese and cured meat and call it a recipe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:09:00 2018 No.9935752 >>9935738 >baking soda >calories u wot m8?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:09:36 2018 No.9935755 >>9935752 I'm kind of assuming he meant the Kimchi Queso abortion webm and misquoted

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:10:47 2018 No.9935759 File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, The Ballybrack Wrap.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:11:39 2018 No.9935763 >>9935752 Welp I meant the croque-monsieur recipe.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:14:33 2018 No.9935775 >>9935759 >Uncooked sausage in the middle lamo

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:14:33 2018 No.9935777 File: 2.75 MB, 1280x720, JakGiantKiller.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] are you a bad enough dude to use brisket as your secret ingredient?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:16:36 2018 No.9935784 >>9935763 that looked nice, what's wrong with it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:17:58 2018 No.9935790 File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Lasagna Roses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935741

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:21:48 2018 No.9935808 >>9935790 That's a retarded mess

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:22:57 2018 No.9935814 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Boozy Cheese On Toast (Welsh Rarebit).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:25:18 2018 No.9935820 >>9935814 It's like a bread bowl but way worse

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:25:54 2018 No.9935823 >>9935820 Whoever made that is a faggot. It's supposed to be a cheese toastie with the sauce poured over it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:27:55 2018 No.9935831 File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Mac ‘N’ Cheeseballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:29:29 2018 No.9935837 File: 2.94 MB, 1080x1080, watermelon pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:29:37 2018 No.9935838 >>9935674 is this nice?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:31:17 2018 No.9935841 File: 91 KB, 240x255, 1484639275237.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935837 >Not enough meme ingredients to know whether this is a joke or not

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:33:31 2018 No.9935850 >>9935841 it can't be real I refuse to believe this without proof

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:34:35 2018 No.9935855 >>9935831 >that ranch dip at the end

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:35:41 2018 No.9935859 File: 2.75 MB, 360x360, Yorkshire Pudding Profiteroles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:40:17 2018 No.9935871 File: 701 KB, 1228x1296, 1510550891267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935859 >Pouring chocolate and adding whipped cream to a yorkshire pudding

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:41:07 2018 No.9935873 >>9935613 >SIX sour cream jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:41:40 2018 No.9935875 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Chicken Tikka Goujons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:42:55 2018 No.9935878 >>9935638 i want some pizza now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:43:39 2018 No.9935883 File: 2.84 MB, 360x360, Beer Cheese Beer Brats.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:44:15 2018 No.9935885 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, 1514641164712.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Northumberland meatballs done Kaye's way

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:46:11 2018 No.9935892 >>9935841 >>9935850 you can sleep easy its a parody

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:48:31 2018 No.9935901 File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Nut Milk.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:54:53 2018 No.9935915 File: 2.82 MB, 360x360, Breakfast Sandwich Roll Up.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:59:16 2018 No.9935934 File: 2.81 MB, 360x360, Sriracha Mayo Chicken Rice Balls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 12:59:32 2018 No.9935936 >>9935174 Go make a Jack thread. Webm threads are for generating OC.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:00:53 2018 No.9935938 >>9935617 Some parmesan is made with animal rennet, which comes from baby animal stomachs. Obviously this wouldn't be vegetarian.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:00:55 2018 No.9935939 >>9935668 Those giant hunks of squid look so appetizing. You could make a burger out of it with a solid squid patty.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:02:04 2018 No.9935944 >>9935936 >Tasty shit >OC

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:02:49 2018 No.9935947 File: 2.77 MB, 360x360, Butterscotch Shot Glasses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935944 this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:03:54 2018 No.9935951 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, Kitchen_Claws.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935936 there are approximately two /ck/ users who make webms. I don't think you've been in webm threads before.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:04:52 2018 No.9935955 File: 11 KB, 500x265, 1482333723955.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935947 >throwing the shot in so hard that shit splashes everywhere fucking white people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:04:59 2018 No.9935956 >>9935951 I've personally made about 30 webms in the last two weeks. I'm not claiming I'm the greatest or most prolific but I will take any OC, even Tasty shit, over the same fucking Jack webms that have been posted for the last decade.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:05:00 2018 No.9935957 >>9935572 to remove the skin more easily I saw the binging with reddit guy use an air pump to do the same thing

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:05:11 2018 No.9935958

>>9935572
It's peking duck. Blowing into the neck like that after resting the meat pulls the skin away from the meat, which you can see happening. This makes it drier and therefore crispier after cooking, a particular characteristic of Peking duck. Nowadays it's mostly done with pumps, if at all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:06:49 2018 No.9935963 >>9935956 >cinibirb XD no one cares man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:07:00 2018 No.9935964 >>9935069 Why? it's pretty straightforward, you can follow it even without words.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:07:07 2018 No.9935966 >>9935947 For a few seconds I literally felt what it was like to be a retarded person while watching this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:09:38 2018 No.9935980 >>9935963 Not the one who made that but whatever. It's clear you have no argument and just want to spam Jack so have fun with it. Also nice Reddit spacing.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:10:40 2018 No.9935984 File: 2.81 MB, 360x360, Dreidel Pops.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:12:25 2018 No.9935991 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, 1513768648730.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935980 >2 jacks in an entire thread >spamming boy oh boy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:13:01 2018 No.9935993 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Perfect Hard-Boiled Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:16:52 2018 No.9936005 >>9935947 All that for maybe a hint of butter scotch flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:17:14 2018 No.9936008 >>9935993 If you boil an egg for 16 minutes I am going to call the police on you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:18:11 2018 No.9936013 File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, Fuck You Jamie (Turkey Twizzlers).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:19:33 2018 No.9936019 >>9936005 I think its more for not breaking a perfectly good shotglass when you slam it into the glass with the force of 1000 niggers like the person in the webm did.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:20:00 2018 No.9936020 >>9936019 Just use plastic ones then

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:22:09 2018 No.9936030 >>9936020 and just make some butterscotch simple syrup for the butterscotch flavor. It'd probably be easier last you a lot longer than that dumb shit in the webm.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:23:58 2018 No.9936042 >>9935915 Why not just make everything separately? And why do much god dam ketchup?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:32:12 2018 No.9936070 File: 20 KB, 326x258, Blank+_fa72c236e96586f5c44c7798db382f97.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9935915

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:39:31 2018 No.9936100 >>9935915 what psycho eats ketchup with breakfast?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:42:42 2018 No.9936111 >>9936100 It's a dodgy replication of the McDonalds breakfast wrap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:43:17 2018 No.9936116 >>9936111 Even McDonalds knows better than to put ketchup on eggs.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:44:52 2018 No.9936120 >>9936116 https://www.mcdonalds.com/gb/en-gb/product/breakfast-wrap-with-ketchup.html

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:45:56 2018 No.9936124 >>9936120 Well butter my bottom and call me a biscuit. At least it's just an option and not the default.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 13:51:29 2018 No.9936153 >>9931680 is this jacques la merde?

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 14:01:52 2018 No.9936194

>>9936100
It's a fairly common thing for children to do that you're generally expected to grow out of. If an adult puts ketchup on their eggs they either never dropped their childhood eating habits, or they're eating really bad eggs and need to cover the flavor up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 14:17:25 2018 No.9936244 >>9931144 this would destroy your intestines

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 14:21:09 2018 No.9936260 Why can't we have webms where they prepare traditional food like chicken parmesan or some shit? Why do they all seem to involve "wrap a complete meme filling in dough/bacpn, bake at 400, slice and eat"?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 14:25:20 2018 No.9936279 File: 2.86 MB, 480x270, thickcreampie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9936260 because /ck/ is a board by and for inept cretins

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 14:27:14 2018 No.9936287 >>9936260 Is there anything preventing you from making some?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 14:38:19 2018 No.9936348 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Chicken Parm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9936260

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 14:53:24 2018 No.9936426 >>9935790 For christ's sake.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 15:16:46 2018 No.9936535 >>9936260 Proper recipes that work well in silent webms are more difficult to find or edit down, I mostly stick to single processes or unusual items.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 15:51:43 2018 No.9936684 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Deep-fried Turkey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:01:59 2018 No.9936741 >>9936684 Is it really that much better when deep fried?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:04:41 2018 No.9936758 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Mac & Jeezy By Terry Crews (Family Recipe For 25 Years).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9936741 It's a lot of effort to go to if it isn't

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:15:44 2018 No.9936825 >>9936741 It is really good, but the real draw is that it's easier for idiots to avoid drying the turkey out so they think it's magic.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:15:56 2018 No.9936829 >>9936684 >boiling water >instantly add ice why

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:23:46 2018 No.9936866 >>9936829 dissolve salt/sugar better?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:35:23 2018 No.9936941 >>9936741 I mean at 3 mins/lb instead of 15 mins Might be worth it

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 16:35:54 2018 No.9936948 >>9935674 no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:11:41 2018 No.9937138 >>9931731 Deport now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:14:12 2018 No.9937150 >>9935684 i want to know the story behind this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:14:29 2018 No.9937157 >>9931748 Maybe it's because I travel so much for work and mostly eat from street vendors or holes in the wall, but plating either annoys or absolutely enrages me depending on mood. I want to eat just give me the food god damn it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:28:43 2018 No.9937218 >>9935638 My 10 year daughter made me help her make this and it was just awful

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:31:40 2018 No.9937226 >>9935684 I'm legitimately curious what taste/texture comes from those insects being baked in to the dough

Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:37:49 2018 No.9937260

>>9931240
>Real men eat whatever they want.
I like most when I stop by in /fit/ and look at the minuteman threads and the erectile dysfunction postings

I get a real kick out of these (alpha) freaks who cant get it up and when they do they only last a minute .... I eat well enough to get hard all the time not to mention put up nearly 2 hours of pipelaying regularly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:38:55 2018 No.9937266 >>9936348 Solid 10/10

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:42:23 2018 No.9937286 I am an aggressively patriotic American but these Tasty webms and the over abundance of cheese, bacon, fat, and deep frying makes me really hope Kim lets the nukes fly

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:45:09 2018 No.9937298 >>9937286 >I'm a patriot >...and that's why I hope my country gets hit with nuclear strikes you're not really a patriot, my man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 5 17:50:26 2018 No.9937329 >>9937298 I love my country but hate fat people, pretty much. Also fucking retards who feel the need to put bacon in every fucking thing they make.

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