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As always bonus points for OC or relative OC, because fresh is always better than stale.
>>9929186I would pay extra money for a cute girl to make my food like that. Even more if she serves it to me like that.
>>9929217You are everything that is wrong with this world.
>>9929186what the fucking fuckI hope this is a comedy sketch or something
>>9929357I'd say the Vegans are getting worse, but the stuff protein makes me really nervous. It's GOTTA be a sketch. The video quality alone, and I can't see it being on youtube.
>>9929366>>9929357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQQZ2hje42EYou do realize two seconds of typing "cooking with your mouth" into Youtube would answer your questions right?
>>9929374And having that in my search history would look great.
>>9929391You're on 4chan and you're worried about how your search history will look?
>>9929374yeah but then I wouldn't have people like you spoonfeeding lazy faggots like me
>8 replies>2 webm, 1 of them is old as fuck Great thread guys, I know somebody has a ja/ck/ folder to dump
>>9929482It's been up for like 2 hours, calm down. I'd rather wait for more unique than for someone to just dump a fuck off huge folder of shit we've seen.
>>9929551Doesn't work without the sound
>>9929267This would be pretty good if:A. Avocado wasn't one of the most unhealthy vegetables on the planetandB. Cooking an avocado didn't fucking ruin it
>>9929267what a waste of avocado
>>9929551Why the fuck do you post this time and time again?
>>9929635>webm made literally less than a week ago>"Why do you keep posting this?"Your right, the shit you are posting is much more recent and better.
>>9929637I'm not posting anything but that fucking flatev webm barely shows anything and you get told this >>9929576 EVERY time .
>>9929639>I'm not posting anythingThen fuck off mate.
>>9929631What the actual fuck are those
>>9929482>that fucking look on her face while shes stabbing it with chopstickswhy
>>9929612Oh, Chef Tony. My family has known him as 'the dirty chef' for many years. Dude just looks.... wrong.
>>9929515That was nice to watchGave me fuzzies
Requesting rare Ja/ck/s and even rarer Tammy's.
>>9929267it's like a reddit bomb of meme foods, avocado, le bacon, sriracha and putting an egg on (in) itharam af
>>9929186I think I'm going to be sick
>>9929186Good luck deboning chicken with your mouth.
>>9929515Is this what skinny eurofags eat
>>9929515I must say, I am very disappoint they didn't use a tiny match to light the candles.
>>9929637It's really not worth posting, as others have said, it's pointless without sound.
>>9930856It's not the same because it's not in person
>>9930903Fucking gooks man
>>9930920It's dead bro
>>9930932Just like gooks inside
>>9929515lol what fucking autist made this
>>9929631is he using a plastic spatula to flip food on a hot skillet?
>>9930887>Bockwurst, Kaliber 26, 60 gr/k/ get out.
>>9929374the mystery is whats fun about it and now you ruined itthanks asshole
>>9929612>9929612is this chef excellence?
>>9929586Avocado is a fruit
>all those wide open treadmillshow do you not get millions of rats and cockroaches in there
>>9929482There's always got to be a faggot like this bitching about encouraging OC
>>9931072The first two are perfectly fine, after that it turned into nonsense.
>>9931072>sugarfor fuck sake
>>9929482ck is a slow board, my friend
>>9931144I use this as a pre-workout, nothing better for lifting.
>>9931181>Soy boy can't handle eating like a real manBuffet is a billionaire and a genius and you make shitty clickbait Buzzfeed videos. I think I'm gonna get me some McDonalds now.
>>9931203real men eat dairy queen and drink a liter of soda?
>>9931236Real men eat whatever they want.
>>9931072Pretty depressing how far in I was before I realised it was a joke. >>9931094Pretty depressing that this one isn't.
>>9931240real men don't care about soyboys i would think
>>9931240I'm getting a lot of gay vibes from this. In fact, I don't think it would be out of place in a gay porno movie.
>>9931290he does g4p so yeah
>>9929627Don't try this at home
>>9931333Well no. He's a competitive eater and bodybuilder.
>>9931339>competitive eater and bodybuilder.its cute that you think these pay well
>>9931356They pay in pussy
>>9931356Add in youtube money and your own line of pre-workout powders and you can live well enough.
>>9931338but my bear really wants to play with the food locker.
>>9930992Why would you not just bake the bacon in a giant sheet what the fuck
Should I keep making these food network webms or switch to something more obscure?
>>9931438Any kind of OC is appreciated but I do think we have enough Food Network meme foods.
>>9931454Right-o Switching it up
>>9931488>okay so boiled eggs>roll in bread crumbs>are we making chinese scotch eggs?>yep, deep fried and crispy>wait>hang on, are they supposed to be squishy?>good grief black gooCould someone please explain what's going on?
>>9931514Those aren't eggs, dummy.
>>9931044you don't let them in in the first place
>>9931514it's a glutinous rice dumpling and the black stuff is sweetened black sesame pastebretty gud
>>9931525They're obviously not copper-plated bullets either, but knowing this doesn't make me any wiser, smartpants.
>>9931558I snagged the video from here. No idea what they are though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN5eJdPXcOU
>>9929551>the juicero for spics
>>9931543Is that a Ulysses reference?>>9931558Looks like mozzarella to me. Or some other melt-friendly cheese. I don't know what the black stuff is.
>>9931581no, i'm serious that's really the only foolproof way of keeping your building pest free is to not let them in at all. once they're in you aren't getting them out short of gassing the whole factory and even then that's dubious if it'll work
>>9929186I want her to beat some egg whites using only her mouth and my dick
>>9929627What if I put a tiny dog or a cat inside?
>>9931724what is it
>>9931505>>9931527>>9931557>>9931561>>9931564>>9931567>>9931575does anyone actually think this looks good or appetizing?
>>9931748It's for show more than anything
>>9931729The filename is actually not a joke.
>>9931751what does it "show" though?
>>9931762That you're richer than everyone else
>>9931555>black sesamesweet beans paste probably
>>9931438>Sauerkraut and PastramiIs like you guys are asking for a new Reich.
>>9931748I think some of those look good, yes
>>9931181>soyboy confused how someone can eat a real man's dietwew
>>9931812A real diet would be eating an entire can of spam
>>9929267>mellenial, the food
>>9931845Are there tubes under the sand?
>>9931854I'd imagine there's some coffee and water in the metal things and the sand is just very hot, so to boil water and brew the coffee fast
>>9931181How is he not a perfect sphere? There's no way he works off all those calories.
>>9931854I like those fill from below cups. My fridge is adorned with the magnets from them
>>9931033>>9930990>>9930992It certainly looks interesting to cook for parties or the aperitif, but those "dinner rolls" look like they'd be too heavy on the stomach.
>>9931114>cooking red onions.Neverever
>>9931924you can't jsut eat raw onion anon
>>9931940Yes you can. In salads
>>9931181Havent you ever had salsa, or a hamburger, or a salad?
>>9931731>I'm ethnically Hispanic and therefore better than you, whitey. Get ya gringo ass out of here, ese!
>>9932047that's all in your head manthe video made no such point
Okay here we go
>>9931290Getting a strong sense of deja-vu from this post
>>9931098>is healthier than cheese>adds cheese anyway
>>9932160I've been waiting all day for this. My body is ready.
>>9929653You leave TayTay alone you fucking monster.
>>9931021You're a fruit.
>>9930881Not a word was spoken in this entire webm, and yet they still managed to include buzzwords like "umami", and even implied that meat cannot be savory. Incredible.>haha meat is gross because of scary words like pH levels and bacteria!>salt and chemicals make soy taste good teehee!This whole anti-meat movement is pretty sad, if for nothing other than seeing how little people can actually think for themselves.
>>9932230tis a good movie.
>>9931402>literally flour and water>can be adapted to just about anything>B-B-BUT IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SWEET!
>>9929809Interestingly he never actually attended a culinary school or had any form of formal training
>>9929515Is it really the same without the spicy music?
>>9929631made me burst out laughing
>>9931041This went better than I expected. Would be better with crepe instead of tortilla though.
>>9932230Oh shit I haven't seen that in ages.
>>9929551yikes, all that plastic waste and energy for one little tortilla
>>9930951That's no man
>>9931170You can buy bacon with added sugar in murica?
>>9931845Magic coffee.>>9931854Magic beer.
>>9931140I'd eat it but that would basically end my day
>>9929482She probably had Katy Perry on her mind while eating that
>>9931731Weird, since where I work at, all the Hispanic people ask for is Ranch.
>>9931136wtf did i just saw
>>9931789you can see the sesame seeds and bean paste is not so liquid like that
>>9933595I have a lot of questions
>>9931731Both cultures culinary wise have negatives and positives. For what it's worth though this video seems to show those both well. Also the Mexican corn on the cob seems pretty good.
>>9933595You saved this
>>9931181how i imagine this came to be>mr. buffett, there's a reporter on the line, wants to talk to you!>what kind of reporter?>he says he's from "buzz feed dot com" if i understood him correctly.>oh god not these faggots again! what does he want?>something about eating habits i think? i did not quite understand him, he was mumbling a lot.>ugh, just tell him some bullshit about how i eat mcdonalds all day or some shit, hopefully that will make him fuck off!>ok sirand the soyboy from cuckfeed actually took the bait lmao
>>9932160i hate him so fucking much
>>9933756there's a fucking Business Insider watermark you idiot
>>9929522fucking lost it
>>9929515That fucking rules.
>>9931731Too bad most Mexican food is awful.
>>9932230Great movie. We could use more gifs about food in movies.
>>9931677why is it always so fucking small
>>9931854>Minor league hockey team starts opening season >Stadium sells the beer in those cups with the magnetic bottom sealer>First game of the season starts>A parade of fucks yelled randomly throughout the night >Bros couldn't stop fucking with magnets and kept spilling beer all over themselves
>>9934111Here's your grease sandwich, Timmy. You won't shit for a week and daddy gets to see if an 8 year old can have a coronary.
>>9929267It's an even fattier version of a scotch egg
>>9934111Pre-sliced cheese, wonder white bread, soak up some oil on a hot plate, wa la!
>>9931505>swipe howeverHow about you don't fucking swipe, you fucking pleb.
>>9931144You gonna be studying sitting down for sure
>>9931144>The most subtle way to tell your bowels you hate them
>>9934111thats a melt
>>9934342Negative, a melt requires a meat.
>>9929515I used to know a person who did this kinda shit. All miniature work. She was hot but very autistic. Lol. This honestly looks like something her studio made.
>>9931743I haven't eaten in four days and even I wouldn't eat this...
>>9931748Not with the ketchup or whatever fucking 'puree' they are using but those are standard plating techniques of high end restaurants looks much better with other stuff on the plate and better colors like greens and yellows
>>9931762The food it is just a nicer presentation than keeping everything sequestered like a cafeteria plate or just piled on top of itself.
>>9934217> he still think fat leads to heart conditions and not carbs...Look at him. Look at him and laugh.
>>9934426Fat around the heart does cause heart conditions. Now if you want to discuss what causes extra fat in the body that's a different discussion.
>>9931940Well yes you can in small dice or thin slices.Cooking red onions isn't completely unusual though though a sweet onion or Vidalia would probably be better for that dish
>>9932516Tortillas have lard in them usually as wellI agree a crepe would have been perfect fit buy tortillas aren't terrible choice here and they are coated like churros
>>9932805Sugar is sometimes used for curingAnd others it is added as a flavoring like maple bacon or honey packaged with the bacon
>>9933617It's from Vanilla Ice's shitty movieJust answered all of them
>TFW not experienced enough to know which recipe webms are legit and which are horrifying abominations.I just watch watching people cook.
>>9934426It was a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.
>>9931731>jewish listacle "journalist" attempts to demonstrate why we should open our borders.webm
>>9929186Motherfucking jesus christ
>>9929186I CAN'T UNSEE THAT
>>9930881wtf i love soy now
>>9930990>>9930992Don't chop the meat ffs
>>9931072>bake plain chipsUh you what
>>9931114>water>not olive oil nor butter
>>9931128That bone removal is orgasmic
>>9931593Looks like some furry animal
>>9931724More like geodick
>>9931724Shit it even has the balls
>>9934923Yeah, it reminded me of what I imagine a silk worm cocoon to look like when it was put in the water initially. Pretty neat looking.
>>9929186at least it's easy to prepare, i'm gagging just watching lolshe should chew up the raw chicken before cookin it
>>9934111Jesus Christ, Favreau.
>>9931181>32oz steak is bigIs it just me or is that a tiny amount? I could get through that easily and still have room left over, I'm not even big. The Warren Buffet diet sounds great, not a fan of sugary drinks though
>>9929186handling the lemon was the best partpretty hot
non american here what is kosher salt?like some special jew salt or wat
where can I find a non moonrune version of this?
>>9935066>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kosher_salthow hard was that?
>>9931743Horrid bland chicken
>>9929267>avocadohmmmm>baconoh shittt>srirachafuck this
>>9929631i know that hand
>>9935079How could something with that much salt possibly be bland?
>>9931827>How to exceed daily sodium intake in less than two minutes.webm
>>9932230What movie is this?
>>9934111>butter>olive oil>more butter
Can someone dump their ja/ck/ folder please? I've been out of internet for 2 weeks and I've missed them a lot.
>>9935143Becauss that's still white chicken inside and moreover that salt probably washed away by frying and that buttermilk.
>>9935174Someone posted jack already, scroll up you blindfuck
>>9934168Because you get a load of courses to fill you up and the point is quality not quantity
>>9931791It's just a Reuben isn't it?
>>9934203That's really funny and also good business.
>>9935226Looks good but the final form is silly and I'd ditch the additional bacon and mozarella. Also is this served with potatoes?
>>9935194How to choose between this and 20 pieces of fish served on rice by some elderly asian in a subway station?
>>9935299>Also is this served with potatoes?I see potatoes on the plate at the end so I assume so
>>9931114That fucking snap that she does I swear to fucking god
>>9935314Makes it even worse
>>9929482she's so cute bros
>>9932876looks like it would be something fun to share desu. Fuck eating that alone
>>9931128What's the deal with bbq sauce, it makes everything taste like bbq sauce
>>9935334You don't like the taste of bbq sauce?
>>9931113can we just ban bacon already
>>9935352it kinda covers any other taste, not very subtle. I'd be happy with a good French mustard on that sandwich, not a heap of sugar and liquid smoke.
>>9931731>eating that whole plate only using chips thereby adding an additional 1000 caloriesNo wonder Mexicans are so disgustingly fat. Oh wait! That technique was supposed to be hip!
>>9929635>OP makes thread specifically to dump his new content over and over>h-hey why are you posting those??just let him have his fun my man, ck is not serious business
>>9931593>that'll be 60 dollars plus tip
>>9935194See the thing is, I can't help but to feel this artsy bullshit came up, as an attempt to distance itself from America's large proportions. What they didn't realize, you don't have to use tiny proportions to make quality food. That being said, it also probably has something to do with price. In any case food like this is just as big a joke, as a 1$ McDonald's cheeseburger.
>>9930992>>9930990All but the central two buns get totally gypped on fillings.
>>9935174>>9935177the trick is to leave them wanting more jack
>>9935405Less=more quality.I think this is more or less true, as you get tighter quality control.However of course this is all subjective.
>>9935226IT'S NOT 'NOODLES' DAMNIT
>>9935320>sheHow do you know it's not a hand of a lanky trans soyboy?
>>9935501I agree, but what can you doSee also: their definition of "pigs in blankets"
>>9935493at least the idea is kinda cool
>>9929482I bet this is how she handles cock too>pokey, pokey>just put it in your mouth, baby>ieeeuwFrigid bitch
>>9930932Somehow it being dead isn't the issue
>>9935504Why the boiling with baking soda?
>>9935508For what purpose
>>9935504>american>"blanket" is literally fatter with empty carbsLike a pottery
>>9935569Helps it rise I guess?
>>9935613>butter>sour cream>VEGETARIAN parmesanfor what possible purpose
>>9935569>>9935608probably to make them crispier
>>9935618no I think /ck/ was right suggesting that boiling baking soda would make the dough rise
I wonder if you could sustain a restaurant on the webms of this thread
>>9935638where's my fucking finger snap?
>>9935655>bland meme fooddoubt it, unless it was some hipster pop-up place
>>9935493That's the worst pizza I've ever seen
>>9935569It's how you get the pretzel texture and dark crust.
>>9935720>dat lack of overflownot even trying
>>9935720god is dead
>>9935608>Let's put more calories in traditional foreign dishesAmerica : the cookbook
>>9935638Let's roll everything in industrial dough, add stupid amounts of cheese and cured meat and call it a recipe
>>9935738>baking soda>caloriesu wot m8?
>>9935752I'm kind of assuming he meant the Kimchi Queso abortion webm and misquoted
>>9935752Welp I meant the croque-monsieur recipe.
>>9935759>Uncooked sausage in the middlelamo
are you a bad enough dude to use brisket as your secret ingredient?
>>9935763that looked nice, what's wrong with it
>>9935790That's a retarded mess
>>9935814It's like a bread bowl but way worse
>>9935820Whoever made that is a faggot. It's supposed to be a cheese toastie with the sauce poured over it
>>9935674is this nice?
>>9935837>Not enough meme ingredients to know whether this is a joke or not
>>9935841it can't be realI refuse to believe this without proof
>>9935831>that ranch dip at the end
>>9935859>Pouring chocolate and adding whipped cream to a yorkshire pudding
>>9935613>SIX sour creamjesus christ
>>9935638i want some pizza now
Northumberland meatballs done Kaye's way
>>9935841>>9935850you can sleep easyits a parody
>>9935174Go make a Jack thread. Webm threads are for generating OC.
>>9935617Some parmesan is made with animal rennet, which comes from baby animal stomachs. Obviously this wouldn't be vegetarian.
>>9935668Those giant hunks of squid look so appetizing. You could make a burger out of it with a solid squid patty.
>>9935936there are approximately two /ck/ users who make webms. I don't think you've been in webm threads before.
>>9935947>throwing the shot in so hard that shit splashes everywherefucking white people
>>9935951I've personally made about 30 webms in the last two weeks. I'm not claiming I'm the greatest or most prolific but I will take any OC, even Tasty shit, over the same fucking Jack webms that have been posted for the last decade.
>>9935572to remove the skin more easilyI saw the binging with reddit guy use an air pump to do the same thing
>>9935572It's peking duck. Blowing into the neck like that after resting the meat pulls the skin away from the meat, which you can see happening. This makes it drier and therefore crispier after cooking, a particular characteristic of Peking duck. Nowadays it's mostly done with pumps, if at all.
>>9935956>cinibirb XDno one cares man
>>9935069Why? it's pretty straightforward, you can follow it even without words.
>>9935947For a few seconds I literally felt what it was like to be a retarded person while watching this.
>>9935963Not the one who made that but whatever. It's clear you have no argument and just want to spam Jack so have fun with it.Also nice Reddit spacing.
>>9935980>2 jacks in an entire thread>spammingboy oh boy
>>9935947All that for maybe a hint of butter scotch flavor
>>9935993If you boil an egg for 16 minutes I am going to call the police on you.
>>9936005I think its more for not breaking a perfectly good shotglass when you slam it into the glass with the force of 1000 niggers like the person in the webm did.
>>9936019Just use plastic ones then
>>9936020and just make some butterscotch simple syrup for the butterscotch flavor. It'd probably be easier last you a lot longer than that dumb shit in the webm.
>>9935915Why not just make everything separately? And why do much god dam ketchup?
>>9935915what psycho eats ketchup with breakfast?
>>9936100It's a dodgy replication of the McDonalds breakfast wrap
>>9936111Even McDonalds knows better than to put ketchup on eggs.
>>9936120Well butter my bottom and call me a biscuit. At least it's just an option and not the default.
>>9931680is this jacques la merde?
>>9936100It's a fairly common thing for children to do that you're generally expected to grow out of. If an adult puts ketchup on their eggs they either never dropped their childhood eating habits, or they're eating really bad eggs and need to cover the flavor up.
>>9931144this would destroy your intestines
Why can't we have webms where they prepare traditional food like chicken parmesan or some shit? Why do they all seem to involve "wrap a complete meme filling in dough/bacpn, bake at 400, slice and eat"?
>>9936260because /ck/ is a board by and for inept cretins
>>9936260Is there anything preventing you from making some?
>>9935790For christ's sake.
>>9936260Proper recipes that work well in silent webms are more difficult to find or edit down, I mostly stick to single processes or unusual items.
>>9936684Is it really that much better when deep fried?
>>9936741It's a lot of effort to go to if it isn't
>>9936741It is really good, but the real draw is that it's easier for idiots to avoid drying the turkey out so they think it's magic.
>>9936684>boiling water>instantly add icewhy
>>9936829dissolve salt/sugar better?
>>9936741I mean at 3 mins/lb instead of 15 minsMight be worth it
>>9935684i want to know the story behind this.
>>9931748Maybe it's because I travel so much for work and mostly eat from street vendors or holes in the wall, but plating either annoys or absolutely enrages me depending on mood.I want to eat just give me the food god damn it.
>>9935638My 10 year daughter made me help her make this and it was just awful
>>9935684I'm legitimately curious what taste/texture comes from those insects being baked in to the dough
>>9931240>Real men eat whatever they want.I like most when I stop by in /fit/ and look at the minuteman threads and the erectile dysfunction postings I get a real kick out of these (alpha) freaks who cant get it up and when they do they only last a minute .... I eat well enough to get hard all the time not to mention put up nearly 2 hours of pipelaying regularly
I am an aggressively patriotic American but these Tasty webms and the over abundance of cheese, bacon, fat, and deep frying makes me really hope Kim lets the nukes fly
>>9937286>I'm a patriot>...and that's why I hope my country gets hit with nuclear strikesyou're not really a patriot, my man
>>9937298I love my country but hate fat people, pretty much.Also fucking retards who feel the need to put bacon in every fucking thing they make.