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What kind of food can I eat that will make my cum thick and gooey? I’m getting my first bj on Friday and I want to impress the girl.

>> No.9927490

>>9927487
lol

>> No.9927505

>>9927487
Celery and Citrus fruits is supposed to make it smell and taste better.

>> No.9927509

>>9927505
Then again, it's still semen...

>> No.9927527

Stay away from garlic and onions. It makes your cum taste like sulfuric acid

>> No.9927537

Semen.

>> No.9928179

>>9927487
she's going to put her mouth on your penis, she's either going to be really into it or really not into it, and either way your cum being thick is not going to help. Honestly, it can only hurt.

>> No.9928211

>>9927487
thick and gooey? are you also going to skip the shower and wear a button down with flames on it?

>> No.9928212

Zinc supplement for volume
Celery for whiteness
Stay hydrated for volume
Pineapple every day for sweet taste

Avoid lots of meat
Avoid garlic and onion and strong tasting aromatics
Avoid alcohol


Start now it takes a few days to work.

>> No.9928230

If you eat plenty of spinach then that combned with the ricotta cheese under your foreskin should make for a pretty tasty spinach and ricotta sausage with warm zesty yoghurt for desert.

>you gag you lose

>> No.9928237

>>9927487
Sunflower seeds, pumpkin seeds, avocados, sweet potatoes, mustard seed, ghost peppers, bananas, celery

rub a little rosemary oil down there just before she goes down

>> No.9928295

>>9927487
Asparagus tips, Vidalia onions and tuna from a can are all good for what you want OP coffee too a little less effective. Pineapple and strawberries are just a meme like the pizza thing it is meme food don't pay any mind to that kind of bullshit.

>> No.9928303

>>9927487
Seitan seems to do it for me.

>> No.9928308

>>9927487
Enjoy your herpes, assuming you don't already have both on your mouth.

>> No.9928312

>>9928230
I loled

I never htought about putting the food down there. Does it work on fat chicks?

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9928425

Someone post that pic

>> No.9928455
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9928455

>>9928425
which 1

>> No.9928498

>>9928455
That pic that's on the internets

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9928521

>>9928498

>> No.9928528

>>9928521
That should totally be John Wick's dog in John Wick 3.

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9928891

Dushbara always gives me the thick nut bro. Pic attached, Dushbara

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9928899

>>9928425
>>9928455
>>9928498
is this the one youre talking about anon

>> No.9928963

>be away for two months
>/ck/ has gone from 30% /b/ to 80%.
There is really no saving this place anymore.

>> No.9928969

>>9928963
It's not a place. It's some files and database entries on some computers.

>> No.9928976

>>9928963
perhaps some people are away on christmas break

>> No.9929001

>>9928891
>flavors of baku
do the goats like big cums

>> No.9929011

>>9927537
Kek

>> No.9929256

>>9928212
>Confirmed bullshit

>> No.9930812

>>9928899
Is this a meme? Soy lecithin is given to pregnant women and is the part of soy that makes the soyboy

>> No.9930826

>>9930812
Yes it is a meme. There is a thread on /s/ right now about cum you can find that some anon did a bunch of research on volume increasing. I'd find it for you but I'm at work. If it isn't still running it's in the catalog.

>> No.9930873

>>9927487

First thread of the year I’ve legitimately laughed at. Thanks, OP.

>how do I make big cummies to impress the first girl who’s touching my dick

Just eat a full meal 3 times a day and drink plenty of water all day and you’ll cum buckets. There’s plenty of broscience about it, but really it’s all about eating a fair amount with minimal fat and grease and empty calories.

>> No.9930905

>>9928969
You realize that the electrical impulses are inside physical machines, right? It's a small place, but it's a place.

>> No.9930939

>>9930812
Being a soyboy is a meme, it's just a term people use for their own lazyness/stupidity, like self-diagnosed autism. I've been eating soy-based margarine for decades instead of butter and I have a 6 inch cock.