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Is there anything better than cooking breakfast for your GF?

>> No.9925203

>>9925199
having your gf cook breakfast for you

>> No.9925204

>>9925199
That depends on a lot of factors

>> No.9925206

>>9925199
nah, so long as she eats it, and it actually tastes good and doesn't slow your body down for the next day and a week. unless you can afford that luxury. then, yeah. yep, you got a good argument there faggot. gotta admit.

>> No.9925284

Jesus fucking Christ, you let your girlfriend eat like that? She must be a whale.

>> No.9925297

>>9925199
having your vegan gf cook you a steak because she loves you even more than cute animals

>> No.9925301

I sometimes cook for my pretend gf.

>> No.9925303

>>9925199
>The type of trash to not drink out of the can, but to pour it in a paper cup

>You're the one drinking the zero cal drink and not your girl

>Fucking chocolate sauce on your toaster strudel.

>> No.9925305

>>9925199
What's that black shit and what's it on top of? Marmite or something? Drinking soda in the morning is disgusting, have a coffee like a normal person.

>> No.9925422

>>9925284
She’s 5’11 lean 180

>> No.9925432

>>9925305
Looks like toaster strudel with chocolate topping

>> No.9925441

>eating alone
>making 2 plates so you can pretend that you have a girlfriend when in reality you re going to eat both of them
you re sad dude

>> No.9925445

>>9925422
I am 6' 6" 210... even from up here, you got a big bitch.

>> No.9925447

>>9925199
Yes, cooking your gf for breakfast.

>> No.9925463

Breakfast for 2. For 1. With extra carbonated autism.

>> No.9925470

>>9925199

When you get home from a business trip and your gf made dinner so that it was hot and ready right when you walked in the door, but you only eat a couple bites before she drags you to the bedroom and 'forgets' about condoms

>> No.9925478
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9925478

xD

>> No.9925592

>>9925478
numaleism is only going to become worse, isn't it?

>> No.9925611

Monster energy. You are either living in a halfway house or white trash.

>> No.9925628

>>9925422
There’s no lean 180 at 5’11”. I’m 6’3” and 180. My gf is 6’ with big ol’ tibbies and weighs 150.

>> No.9925631

>>9925592
How new can you possibly be

>> No.9925702

>>9925199
disgusting

>> No.9925737

>>9925199
>>9925199
>mah man feed me gud
>belches

>> No.9925872

>>9925737
Literally how I pictured this hambeast

>> No.9926413

>>9925199
Not drinking energy drinks for breakfast.

>> No.9926464

>>9925199
Cooking a GOOD breakfast for your gf

>> No.9926499
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9926499

>>9925199
Having a gf to cook for

>> No.9926811

>>9925422
>180
>lean

Kek the absolute state of burger tards

>> No.9926815

>>9925422
I'm 6 feet tall and weigh 170

>> No.9926821
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9926821

>>9926499
cooking your gf for breakfast?

>> No.9926823

>Poptart covered in what I assume is nutella
>That pathetic display of bacon
>Awful, american-style overcooked scrambled eggs
>Coffee in a paper fucking cup
>A pound of sugar in energy drink form
>That tablecloth
>That fork handle pattern
>Crappy yellowed lighting from the kitchen, with awful linoleum pattern from the 70s
How's the trailer park doing, Cleetus?

>> No.9927000

>>9926823
Not him, but my trailer pipes froze last night and I'm in no mood for this shit, so fuck off! Thx, global warming!

>> No.9927160

>>9925199
Yeah, not wasting my time with some 3dpd roastie

>> No.9927192

>>9927160
How are those sour grapes, incel?

>> No.9927299
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9927299

>>9927192
>he thinks I've been rejected
>he thinks I've ever cared enough to even try to ask a girl out

>> No.9927360

>>9925199
cooking breakfast for your wife, having your wife cook you breakfast, cooking breakfast with your wife

>> No.9927614

>>9925199
that looks so fucking bad

>> No.9927617

>>9927000
Run the heat faggot

>> No.9927619

>>9925199
yes ,fucking your gf and make you watch fagget

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9927631

>>9925199
>tfw bf buys you the wrong sip

>> No.9927682

>>9925470
Garuntee you she cheated on you when you where gone and chose to "Forget the condom" because the other guys condom broke.

>> No.9927710

>>9927631
kill yourself

>> No.9928930

>>9925422
>She’s 5’11 lean 180
>She
Don't lie to us, you got one of them GF (male), but fuck even for a tranny that is kinda hefty.

>> No.9929006

>>9925199
Fucking disgusting, if I was your girlfriend I'll teach you how to cook properly and do it together.

>> No.9929046

>>9929006
He ain't got no girl, notice how his plate is half eaten, while "hers" is untouched? Too fat to even control himself to take the photo first, and too poor to actually open those cans.

>> No.9929055

>>9925297
Having your vegan gf suck your dick and say: "this sausage is an exception"

>> No.9930007

It's gotten to the point where I refuse to let her even try to cook.

She's terrible at it and I'd rather not waste the food.
That being said, it pisses her off, because I'm apparently making her "fat."

>> No.9930049
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9930049

>Girlfriend is not a morning person
>I am
>By the time she gets ready to leave for work I already have breakfast ready on the table

Feels good man.

>> No.9930150

>>9925422
That's significantly more than me, and I'm a guy. She's curvy at a minimum.

>> No.9930155

>>9925199
>Is there anything better than cooking breakfast for your GF?
Cooking an edible breakfast for your girlfriend.