/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9922071]

Culinary confession thread

[Anonymous No.9922083]

I've only ever used a stove to make mac n cheese, grilled cheese sandwiches, heating up tortillas, heating up ramen, and heating up soup.

[Anonymous No.9922781]

>>9922071
I eat the shells of sunflower seeds.

[Anonymous No.9922800]

The Jack cheese isnt cheese :)

[Anonymous No.9922805]

I think vegetables are disgusting and I only eat them for health reasons

[Anonymous No.9922809]

I cook food that everyone loves but I can't be bothered to cook

[Anonymous No.9923193]

>>9922071
sometimes if I'm desperate or lazy I will open a bag of Lays onto a small plate, grate cheddar over them and add some hot sauce, microwave it for 45 secs and have ghetto nacho-cheese

[Anonymous No.9923214]

I like to molest small children while I cook

[Anonymous No.9923229]

>>9923214
cooking is womens work faggot.

[Anonymous No.9924084]

>>9923193
sounds soggy

[Anonymous No.9924109]

>>9922805
>he eats vegetables
Next you'll be telling me that you eat fruit, too.

[Anonymous No.9924117]

I don't wash my hands when handling raw chicken
a quick rinse is all you are getting out of me

[Anonymous No.9924135]

>>9922781
Seriously, what's wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.9924225]

>>9922781
I eat pumpkin seed shells whenever they are offered to me (the seeds,) but I find sunflower shells really unsuitable for eating

[Anonymous No.9924288]

I break my angel hair pasta in half because it fits in the pot better. I give no fucks

[Anonymous No.9924319]

I don't eat.

[Anonymous No.9924332]

>>9922071

I'm obese. My goto lazy meal is pizza sandwiches. I literally just order double pepperoni pizza double cheese pizza, then take a slice, layer it with salami, cheddar, bacon, fries, ranch, and stack another slice on it. I'll eat that maybe 4 times a week.

[Anonymous No.9924520]

I used to suck seatbelts.

[Anonymous No.9924665]

>>9922809
Same.

[Anonymous No.9924673]

>>9924520
my nigger

[Anonymous No.9924738]

I love kraft sawdust parmesan that comes in the green jar.

It's no substitute for real parm, and I'd never use it in certain recipes. But hell yeah, it's gonna go on my white trash pizza and pasta.

[Anonymous No.9924750]

I take money that's been left in self service checkouts.

[Anonymous No.9924752]

I go to the all you can eat sushi buffet and pick apart the rolls and only eat the meat and avacado. It's like getting an unlimited amount of sushimi for $9

[Anonymous No.9924803]

>>9922781
I used to do the same until I had a gastrointestinal blockage the size of a baseball that I passed.

That was 13 years ago, and the lining of my intestines, and my anus has yet still to fully recover.

[Anonymous No.9924934]

I only cook instant rice. I'm just going to put stew over it anyway, I see no need to go through the trouble of cooking normal rice.

[Anonymous No.9924991]

>>9923229
Kekd

[Anonymous No.9925012]

>>9923229
Women's work is housecleaning and fucking. Cooking actually requires real skill and is therefore more suited to men.

[Anonymous No.9925045]

>>9924520

>>9922071
I can't use a cutting board without it having a grip.
>>9924288
Then shit goes popping all over the damn kitchen and all over the stove top. Million dollar solution when?

[Anonymous No.9925049]

>>9924803
Post pics.

[Anonymous No.9925936]

>>9922071
I used to hide the pickles under my tongue

[Anonymous No.9926156]

I cant make a proper mother sauce. I can make a roux, i know the process for adding drippings and liquids, but it always separates into an oily substance and a lumpy delicious paste after sitting for 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.9926339]

I'm terrified of using a mandoline

[Anonymous No.9926347]

>>9922071
i straight up use balsamic instead of white vinegar or alternatives for every single sauce i make

[Anonymous No.9926355]

>>9926156
Lower your temp

[Anonymous No.9926383]

I can't remember the last time I washed my chefs knife. I just rinse it under water and wipe it with a tea towel. It's the only cooking utensil I own that I won't put in the dishwasher.

[Anonymous No.9926395]

>>9926347
post a pic of your bottle; chances are its "balsamico" and not balsamico, coloured white vinegar

[Anonymous No.9926402]

>I have never had ketchup, mayo, mustard, relish, horseradish, or anything other than BBQ sauce
>I have never had hot dogs
>I have never had actual soup before -- this includes canned soup. The only thing that resembles soup that I can say I had is instant ramen
>I have never had chili
>I have never had stew
>I have never had sour cream
>I have never had 1000 island
>I have never had seafood of any kind
>I have never had Little Debbie pastries
>I have never had ceasar dressing, or any other type of salad dressing
>I have never had eggs
>I haven't had milk since I was 11 and can't stand the taste or smell of it -- I use almond milk instead
>I will never eat food that can't be eaten with a fork. The only exceptions are pizza, hamburgers, and ribs. If I need to eat chicken thighs or something similar, I do my best to shred the pieces off and just throw away everything else

I'm 24 years old now.

[Anonymous No.9926407]

>>9926402
>>I have never had ketchup, mayo, mustard, relish, horseradish,
>eats pizza
wut?

also you are missing out on eggs, big time

[Anonymous No.9926417]

>>9926407
Marinara sauce isn't ketchup.
Though I wouldn't be able to tell you that really. I don't like marinara sauce unless it's on pizza (never had breadsticks)

[Anonymous No.9926436]

>>9925045
if you break it slowly it doesn't go all over the place and make a mess.

[Anonymous No.9926528]

>>9924332
Stop doing that please

[Anonymous No.9926536]

>>9926402
KYS

[Anonymous No.9926623]

when i'm cooking for just myself i put heaps of black pepper in my food, to the point that it hurts to eat.

[Anonymous No.9926627]

>>9922071
I go to McDonalds frequently and always get the McGangbang

[Anonymous No.9926641]

>>9923193
>potato chips
>nachos

Dude come on