>camera faces top down over a portable burner
>immaculate, clean, centered, black on grey countertop
>nonstick pan swoops into view at 110% playback speed
>helvetica text begins
>weak, small, soy hand begins sprinkling a meme ingredient over low flame
>*slowmo pan over sizzling thing*
>quickly now, 110%, the full pan is transitioned to the oven
>the stage is empty, more helvetica appears
>quickly now, but then slower, the hot food is winched into place by a pair of weak hands
>the camera now jumps!
>we are zoomed in, and slowly panning, while a knife cuts through the finished meme thing
>the slice is slowly and decadently pulled, revealing the massive amount of cheese, now in gossamer strings, being pulled slowly away, stark against a grey background
>fin