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>try my hand

>> No.9916770

*tries your hand*

>> No.9916779

>>9916763
You should try my hand.

Shortly after I discovered masturbation, I discovered I was the best in the world at it. I really know how to jerk a guy off. Don't get lusty though I am straight, and only use my gifts on myself. Me not jerking off anyone else is another God punishment to faggots like aids. I'm that good.

>> No.9917648
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9917648

>Frog posters

>> No.9917825

>>9916779
come on
i'm not even gay but i'm curious now
you can't just tease like that

>> No.9917835
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9917835

>>9916763
>test your luck

>> No.9917858

A thread actually died for this garbage

>> No.9917873
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9917873

>>9916779
I've never been able to get off from any hand, even with the finest German engineered lubricants. Most of my masturbation has involved this old thing.

>> No.9917936

>>9917858
yeah it was my thread but i only made it as a troll about mcchickens so it's not really a big deal

>> No.9917940

>>9917873
is that like a motorized plunger or something

>> No.9917956

>>9917940
It's a mains powered vibrator.

>> No.9918036

>>9917873
>pretending to be a girl on the internet

>> No.9918053

>>9916763
Not sure what you're doing.
>give it the ol' college try
a..am i doing it right?

>> No.9918164

>>9917956
Why would you vibrate your dick? You gay or something?

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9918180

>>9917873
So do you hold it against the tip of your dick or what?

>> No.9918369

>>9918036
>>9918180
majority of /ck/ is female

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>>9918369
But girls only have butts, why do they even need something like that?

>> No.9918455

>>9918180
Yes, according to captain kink.

>> No.9918467

>>9918369
Majority of /ck/ are drunks and autistic restaurant workers.

>> No.9918811

>>9918036
>>9918180
It works equally well on clits and dicks.