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Anonymous Mon Jan 1 15:37:12 2018 No.9916763 [DELETED]

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>try my hand

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 15:40:03 2018 No.9916770 tries your hand

Anonymous Mon Jan 1 15:45:06 2018 No.9916779

>>9916763
You should try my hand.

Shortly after I discovered masturbation, I discovered I was the best in the world at it. I really know how to jerk a guy off. Don't get lusty though I am straight, and only use my gifts on myself. Me not jerking off anyone else is another God punishment to faggots like aids. I'm that good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 19:44:53 2018 No.9917648 File: 51 KB, 468x419, at least hitler could use an oven.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Frog posters

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 20:23:57 2018 No.9917825 >>9916779 come on i'm not even gay but i'm curious now you can't just tease like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 20:27:42 2018 No.9917835 File: 10 KB, 225x225, 1514548897445.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9916763 >test your luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 20:32:28 2018 No.9917858 A thread actually died for this garbage

Anonymous Mon Jan 1 20:35:48 2018 No.9917873
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>>9916779
I've never been able to get off from any hand, even with the finest German engineered lubricants. Most of my masturbation has involved this old thing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 20:50:06 2018 No.9917936 >>9917858 yeah it was my thread but i only made it as a troll about mcchickens so it's not really a big deal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 20:51:08 2018 No.9917940 >>9917873 is that like a motorized plunger or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 20:55:00 2018 No.9917956 >>9917940 It's a mains powered vibrator.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 21:12:59 2018 No.9918036 >>9917873 >pretending to be a girl on the internet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 21:16:59 2018 No.9918053 >>9916763 Not sure what you're doing. >give it the ol' college try a..am i doing it right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 21:42:42 2018 No.9918164 >>9917956 Why would you vibrate your dick? You gay or something?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 21:46:49 2018 No.9918180 File: 59 KB, 655x527, glasses.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9917873 So do you hold it against the tip of your dick or what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 22:19:40 2018 No.9918369 >>9918036 >>9918180 majority of /ck/ is female

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 22:23:12 2018 No.9918388 File: 98 KB, 612x491, question.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>9918369 But girls only have butts, why do they even need something like that?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 22:39:16 2018 No.9918455 >>9918180 Yes, according to captain kink.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 1 22:42:35 2018 No.9918467 >>9918369 Majority of /ck/ are drunks and autistic restaurant workers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 2 00:09:30 2018 No.9918811 >>9918036 >>9918180 It works equally well on clits and dicks.

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