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The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.

The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.

They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>> No.9914152

This began as pretty cool /x/-tier material for a creepypasta before you got lazy and went all /b/tard.

>> No.9914160

>>9914152
this a fairly old copypasta senpai

>> No.9914163

>>9914160
damage control

>> No.9914175

>>9914163
It is, though.

>> No.9914215

>>9914175
Get a load of this newfag

>> No.9914381

>>9914145
is this real?

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>>9914381

>> No.9914410

>>9914381
I can confirm it, happened to me last time I went to Burger King except with a liberal instead of a horse.

>> No.9914529

>>9914410
Pretty sure you're lying. Liberal assholes are clenched so tight you could never fit in anything thicker than a piece of string.

>> No.9914531

>>9914529
How do they get the stick up then?

>> No.9914574

>>9914531
It comes pre-installed.

>> No.9914783

>>9914381
Yeah the popeye's in my area is basically the same. Thing is though there's a lot of spics around there, so they used a donkey instead. Had a laugh with the manager about that one.

>> No.9914860

>>9914531
>>9914574
You're both forty and it shows.

>> No.9914865

>>9914860
I know. Too old to have been indoctrinated by the post-'70s education system. It's funny how you kids imagine never changing your mind about the world after 18 means you're smarter than your elders.

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