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9913679 No.9913679 [Reply] [Original]

>walk into the chink buffet

what's the go-to item?

>> No.9913691

>>9913679
captain tso's

>> No.9913692

>>9913679
The donuts

>> No.9913703

>>9913679
dat chicken on a stick

>> No.9913707

>>9913679
Any item that doesn't look like it has been baking under heat lamp for the last 36 hours...

>> No.9913720

tater tots

>> No.9913725

>>9913679
I start with the shrimp and peel them all before eating. Don't want to waste any time once that 20 minute countdown starts and I need to worry about hitting the wall.

>> No.9913737

>>9913725
we get 30 minutes at my spot

>> No.9913741

The black pepper chicken. Always crispy and tasty.

>> No.9913742
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9913742

>>9913679
This is Food Propaganda, Listen to /pol/ , The Chinese eat Squid and Babies Live

>> No.9913746

>>9913679
admiral tso's

>> No.9913756

>>9913679
the pizza

>> No.9913767

aproximate tso's

>> No.9913779
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>>9913679
big ol plate of the brown stuff

>> No.9913783

>>9913779
pudding?

>> No.9913790

>>9913756
>>9913779
>>9913692
My fellow Americans!
>>9913679
Rangoon

>> No.9913791

Get the honey chicken, teriyaki chicken, sesame chicken, and whatever meat is on a stick. Crab R
Rangoons.

Those salty green beans are good too.

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9913794

>>9913679
The sushi and seaweed salad.

After that, the crab rangoons, lo mein, and egg rolls if they're good. >>9913692 also has the right idea.

>> No.9913802

That pastry meatbun-like thing. You know what I'm talking about. With the yellow custard inside.

>> No.9913803

>>9913679
Around here they have snow crab legs on holidays. My whole party waits for them and we clean them most of them out as soon as they're refilled.

>> No.9913811

I just eat whatever I see them putting out so I know that it hasn't been sitting there for hours.

>> No.9913818

>>9913679
The chicken on those wooden sticks
Honey shrimp
egg rolls
stuffed crab
crab rangoon
meat buns
broccoli beef.

>> No.9913833

mountain of Singapore noodles with a well of sweet and sour pork in the middle

>> No.9913842

>>9913791
>>9913794
I've tried the rangoons once and they are so bland, I'd rather eat something with more flavor. they weren't bad per say but I don't eat a ton so I need to make sure I'm getting "my" fill
>>9913803
oh yeah, no doubt. been too long since I've had my fill of crab legs
>>9913811
can't go wrong here

>> No.9913853

>>9913803
are you a Kiwi living in Australia?

>> No.9913859

>tfw dipping your chicken on a stick in the ice cream

so good

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>>9913703
>>9913790
>>9913818

>> No.9913867

hush puppies, duh

>> No.9913873

>>9913679
I almost always get me some of that rice, you feel me?

>> No.9913883

why are asian buffets always so expensive?

>> No.9913894

Coconut shrimp or habachi grill w chicken noodles shrimp and terriacki

>> No.9913897

>>9913883
They gotta make money off fat Americans somehow.

>> No.9913901

Go to the back of the buffet where they hide all the weird shit from the people who just want chicken balls and egg rolls and pick out whatever I haven't had before or what I think will gross out the people I'm eating with.

>> No.9913920

>>9913742
More of these pls.

>> No.9913927

Pizza.

>> No.9913936

fried chicken and fries
the chinese food is too exotic for me

>> No.9913944

spare ribs
nigiri

>> No.9913957

Noodles, lots of noodles

>> No.9913959

>>9913725
Hol up.... You get timed at your local buffet

>> No.9913967

>>9913959
evil eye after 20 min.
crop dusting past 30 minutes

>> No.9913971

>>9913707
So you just dont go to the chink buffet

>> No.9913972

does anyone in Brisbane know of any chinese buffets

>> No.9913975

>>9913967
>crop dusting past 30 minutes
kek

>> No.9914019

>>9913972
Which Brisbane?

>> No.9914035

>>9913959
It takes about 20 minutes after you start eating for the message that you're full to form and reach your brain. They repeat it all the time in those competitive eating shows.

>> No.9914044

Anything other than sesame/general tso chicken, crab rangoon and coconut shrimp needs to get >>>/out/

>> No.9914066

>>9913794
He said CHINESE not KOREAN you fucking retard

>> No.9914069

>>9914066
You know they're all run by Vietnamese right?

>> No.9914070

>>9914019
Brisbane Australia

>> No.9914074

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Brisbane+Australia+chinese+buffett+restaurant

>> No.9914075

>>9914035
it's moreso about the fact you're taking another customers spot than it is that you're eating more than your fill

>> No.9914080

>>9914069
This is true. The Vietnamese run the Chinese restaurants, the Koreans run the sushi bars, and the Chinese run the massage parlors.

>> No.9914081

>>9914070
There's one in Lawnton right across from the train station. I always go for the beef & black bean.

>> No.9914084

>>9914075
You're confused.

>> No.9914087

>>9913679
The wontons obviously. Me and my friend go to the local china house once a month when we get our checks. He will walk around and look whats on the buffet before we buy them to go. He will also wait next to the wonton tray if its empty or there are just a few, until a new tray comes out.

>> No.9914088

>>9913692
they are called "Danants"
>>9913679
Orange Beef or Walnut Shrimp.

>> No.9914094
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>>9913703

>> No.9914097

>>9913679
Why is American Chinese food always deep fried garbage but authentic Chinese food boiled or pan fried?

>> No.9914108

>>9914097
Because when a bunch of Chinese immigrants came over to the US, they tried to start their new lives by opening restaurants. Most Americans didn't (at the time) want to eat actual Chinese food, so the Chinese adapted recipes they knew into foods they thought Americans would eat. They were pretty successful and the foods that Americans liked stuck around. That is the Chinese-American food we have today.

Know_You_Know.gif

>> No.9914113

>>9914097
Reminder that 90% of posts on /ck/ that begin with the word "why" are posted by whiny crybaby pussies.

>> No.9914123

>>9913679
Dem frog legs is legit, nigga

>> No.9914126

>>9914081
nice, ta mate
there used to be one in the food court of the local shopping centre and it disappeared a few years back, I can empty three XL containers from takeaway joints easy so it was great value

>> No.9914250

>>9913742
>twins not under likes
You’re killing me, small one.

>> No.9914525

>>9913679
Commander Tso's

>> No.9914802

>>9913742
>Listen to /pol/
no

>> No.9914818 [DELETED] 

>>9914802
This isn't Obama's America anymore, kid. Cucks need to stay away from the big boy table.

>> No.9915379

>>9914818
Ooo, big tough manly man anon over here sitting on his ass browsing 4chan

>> No.9915398

>>9913679
french fries
chicken

>> No.9915445

>>9914081
I used to work here. We spat in this one guys black bean sauce all the time. Always had a blue jacket, short, fat and ugly. Is that you?

>> No.9915458

>going to chinese ever

I live in a small town and everyone knows they steal used oil from the backs of super markets and fish disgusting former industrial dumping rivers for 1-2 inch fish that they fry and put in the buffet. I have physically seen a 'cook' working there picking their nose then handling eggrolls. Never never never never.
Shit is fucking disgusting why would anyone want to willingly eat that.

>> No.9915497

>>9915458
>Believing local lore so really that you falsify your own memories.
How is fishing rivers economical in any way? Even with a mechanized net. they would spend 8 hours getting one day's worth of sold fish.
Stop with the heroin.

>> No.9915502

>>9915458
>doesn't mention serving cat or roadkill
more effort next time

>> No.9915506

>>9913794
Isnt it playing Russian roulette to have sushi at a buffet unless its a really high end one?

>> No.9915531

>>9915497
It's not lore I've literally seen it. They bring all their kids to an old silverware drainage river and fish out sunfish. I've seen left overs of them hand filtering oil from the back of the only supermarket.
It's not a meme. It's real life.

>> No.9915547

>>9913679
I have not been to a buffet in over 2 decades. Do they still exist?

>> No.9915556

Ribs are the money food. Few helpings of those and you've made your money back.

>> No.9915558

all of it

>> No.9915561

>>9915547
i havent seen my genitals in over 2 years. do they still exist?

>> No.9915567

>>9913883
Because amerifats have refined smashing a buffet into an art. The restaurant has to break even at least.

>> No.9915572

>>9915531
>Hey guys, I'm not even pretending to be retarded anymore - I really am retarded!

>> No.9915577

>>9913691
I thought it was General Tso's? Or did he get demoted?

>> No.9915596

>>9913742
>Mein Kamfp

>> No.9915612

>>9915572
>get a load of this guy
If only you knew how serious I was being.
Believe me or not I'm not here to convince you if you dont; I can only speak from personal experience.

>> No.9915617

>>9913803
This is what I'm imagining
https://youtu.be/ha0Juif3wXA

>> No.9915760

>>9913742
I love war criminals as cute anime girls (male)

>> No.9915774

>>9915379
I'm laying on my stomach thank you very much.

>> No.9915844

>>9913679
hot and sour soup
crab puffs
dumplings

no eggrolls bleh

>> No.9915850

>>9913779
>>9913783
but the tapioca pudding and red stuff covered bananas are best dessert

>> No.9915852

>>9915577
it is general tso's. Dont listen to subhuman namefags

>> No.9915860

>>9913742
m-more pls

>> No.9915873
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9915873

>>9913790
>>9915567
Please, don't take the steam tray! Sir!

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9915985

Ikr if it was the 300ml of 100proof vodka, the hot tea, a shard of overcooked chicken wing bone, the weird fish, and pork in the red sauce, or old crab in the Rangoon, but I got bad full after this one plate without even getting desert then threw up on the street 3 blocks away. The I want to go again right now.

>> No.9916637

>>9913679
fritters

>> No.9916656

>>9913679
>tfw went to a chinese buffet for the first time a while back
>try some food but dislike most of it
>see some beef and want some
>every time I go up it's fucking empty because apparently everyone else wanted some
>don't like seafood
>end up mostly eating fruit, veggies, and a shitton of chicken nuggets + chicken spring rolls
>tfw guy next to me was concerned at how much chicken I had
I just wanted some goddamn beef. i didn't ask for this autisticly awkward conversation

>> No.9916663

>>9913679
>private tso's

>> No.9916690

Beef and broccoli is my favorite thing but first, shrimp and chicken wings. I generally try to avoid the things that are battered and soaked in sugar sauce because they make me feel like garbage afterwards

Also if they've got hot and sour soup with the stringy fungus things I'm hitting that up too

>> No.9916712

>>9915506

If anything could be described as Russian roulette at a cheap buffet it's the oysters

>> No.9916739

>>9915852
If you had a more developed sense of humor you could at least assume some joke was implied

>> No.9916799

>>9914035
Only ever seen timed all you can eat buffets in Japan. One for gyoza, the other for shabu shabu. Great score for fast eaters with big stomachs.

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>>9914123

>> No.9916990

>>9913853

I hope you mean Maori.

t. New Zealand European.

>> No.9917767

>>9913679
I don't like buffet, I want Egg Fu Yung! All the buffet shit tastes like corn syrup and sadness

>> No.9917812

>>9913779
lost my shit at filename

>> No.9917816
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9917816

>>9913679
Ginger Beef.

>> No.9917851

>>9913679
The exit.

>> No.9917979

>>9913679
lemon chicken

>> No.9917984

>>9913679
The payment for the ingredients I delivered them from my animal shelter.

>> No.9918041

>>9913679
Another blunt to go with the 3 I had before I walked in

>> No.9918133

i always go straight for the bbq pulled cardboard. they very preased with recipe

>> No.9918371

i go with the meats and if they have any good seafood then go ham on the desserts. ice cream cakes pastries cookies brownies chocolate fountain.

>> No.9918410

>>9914080
W-what do the Japanese run?

>> No.9918432

>>9918410
I can tell you the Filipinos run the donut industry with an iron fist.

>> No.9918447

>>9917984
What a gay ass idiot

>> No.9918472
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9918472

>>9918432
Not sure I'd call it an iron fist. It's either this or Dunkin. Jco is overpriced and underwhelming. Krispy Kreme is what it is.

>> No.9918480

>>9913742
literally who are u get out of ck you fucking rp beta retards jesus christ the cringe in this fucking post alone god damn

>> No.9918485
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9918485

Chicky nuggies and pizza

>> No.9918498

>>9913737
>>9913959
I think >>9913725 was talking about feeling full not being timed.

>> No.9918525

>>9913802
>pastry meatbun-like thing with yellow custard inside
You almost certainly mean hum bao but the meat filled don’t simultaneously have yellow custard filling and vice versa. But I do agree that both, individually, are delicious.

>> No.9918541

>>9913867
Where have you found hush puppies at a Chinese buffet?

>> No.9918545

>>9913883
There used to be one near me that offered lunch for $8.99 and dinner for I think $13.

>> No.9918553

>>9913873
Vegetable fried rice? Pork fried rice? Or just plain steamed white rice???

>> No.9918559

>>9913901
... because you like to be adventurous or just to be weird?

>> No.9918563

>>9914019
How many Brisbanes are there?

>> No.9918587

>>9915458
>physically seen

>> No.9918591

>>9918563
When I got on google maps there were at least 5.

>> No.9918592

>>9915531
>silverware drainage river

>> No.9918598

>>9915547
>>9915561
I haven’t seen my genitals in over 2 years either. They probably don’t exist.

>> No.9918608

>>9915612
If you are serious, did you report them to the health inspector?

>> No.9918614

>>9915774
I love this response. It was cute. Not being ironic or sarcastic.

>> No.9918619

>>9915850
Chinese buffets usually have good ice cream. They use a decent mix that’s better than a lot of restaurants.

>> No.9918623

>>9916656
How was he concerned about your chicken intake? Thought you took more than your fill? Thinks chicken is terrible? Please expound.

>> No.9918632

>>9915506
Independent buffet owner who did an AMA on Reddit recently said the standards around serving raw fish are so strict and under such scrutiny its generally a safe bet.

The worst items are oysters and clams.

>> No.9918633

>>9918410
Businesses.
Bullet trains.
Things that aren’t buffets.

>> No.9918639

>>9918591
Damn. I had no idea.

>> No.9918785

>>9913967
fucking lmao

>> No.9918794

>>9915458
>living in china

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>>9913967
A group of friends and I actually got kicked out once when we went there on lunch break during finals in high school. We had an hour lunch and were there for 40 minutes, a group of like 10, just fucking eating like sows.

>> No.9918818

>>9913679
The cat me- I mean, the pepper steak.

>> No.9918857

>>9918818
Cringe

>> No.9919364

>>9913883
The one near me charges buy the pound of you're taking out and a flat rate for the whole buffet so it is actually hell a cheap if you go balls to the wall American and eat everything your fat ass can handle before you waddle out the door and heavily breath your way to the car.

>> No.9919374
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9919374

>>9918410
THE JAPANESE MAFIA

>> No.9919452

>>9913679
My local place usually has a whole side of broiled fish that's pretty damn good. I'm never sure exactly what kind of fish it is though. I generally follow Simply Dumpling's advice of, "If it ain't meat, it's a scam."

>> No.9919481

>>9918472
>he doesn't know about the Filipino Donut Mafia

>> No.9919652

>>9915617

ive seen that happen at my local buffet, and the crazy part is even though they were all snatched up in seconds, most went to waste. there needs to be a buffet edicate before people are allowed to go to buffets

>> No.9919655

>>9913707
so fried rice or lo mein

>> No.9919660

>>9919374
i laughed irl

>> No.9919673
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>>9914080
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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>>9914080
This is some good posting

>> No.9920068

Crab Rangoon and Beef Teriyaki.

>> No.9920079

>>9918608
Of course, and the stores and left a message with the local game warden since I doubt they have fishing licenses(I dont actually care, people just should not be eating the fish from that river)

So far nothing has happened and I'm not a prude about it. I just tell people I know my experiences and advise them not to eat there.

>> No.9920149

>>9913679

I grab random fish, mapo tofu, orange chicken (candy casual tier), and green tea ice cream.

>> No.9920180

>>9918410
this board.

>> No.9920195

Half moon, pork hash dumplings, char siu bao, both steamed and baked, any steamed seafood, ginger chicken, duck if they have and crab if they have.

Must have tier: crispy shrimp dumpling, any tempura if they have a chinese version.

>> No.9920322

>eating at a buffet

do people really do this, i mean i know people do it just didn't know people that actually browse this board do it too.

filthy commoners.

>> No.9920327

>>9916739
t. Private faggot

>> No.9920343

My girlfriend and I are both bulimic so chink buffets are awesome

Goo loo pork, lemon chicken, Singapore noodles, beef and broccoli, and the one we go to has amazing shrimp on a stick and prime rib

>> No.9920618

>>9920343
What caused you to both become bulimic? Just too fat?

>> No.9920634

>>9920618

Girlfriend is a dancer who gained weight and dropped off the scene. She's been clean a few months

I started at 14 when I got chunky. 28 now. In all honesty it's a terrible way to lose weight. Having done it half my life has taken a toll on my health

>> No.9920664

>>9916663
Commissioner Tsos
Lieutenant buk lauds

>> No.9921831

>>9920634
I bet you two are hot as fuck tho. When you two have sex it looks like a piece of art. adonis and his venus

>> No.9921843

>>9921831
Lol she's hotter than me. Greek girl with double d's

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9921900

>>9913679
Tendies

>> No.9921904

>>9920634
>male with bulimia

Faglet detected

>> No.9921908

>>9913679
>salmon sashimi
>sushi (but sashimi is better cause of the lack of rice)
>chicken feet steamed
>dumplings with black chinese vinegar
>spicy crab claws
>spicy shrimp
>those damn good chinese pancakes
>shrimp or small squid on a stick
>grilled flat fish or clams
>those desert fried cakes with creamy sauce
>if available as a desert: the taro soup

>> No.9921914

Crab legs I assume

>> No.9921917

>>9921904

Meh call me what you want. Im not queer tho

>> No.9921935

>>9916739
this is truth
I was "making fun" of "Chop" while drinking on NYE

>> No.9921964

>>9913859
Granted I was high and drunk but once as a teenager I got a bowl of peanut butter chicken which was literally just chicken with fried breading covered in peanut butter, and covered it in vanilla soft serve. It was fucking delicious

>> No.9921974

>>9914123
Tastes like chicken

>> No.9922000

>>9914066
>>9913794

It's probably comp'd

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>>9913679
>no love for jian dui in this thread
Criminally underrated. If half of what I got was these, I'd be happy, and none of the restaurants around here sell them.

>> No.9922022

>>9915617
Holy fuck. Around here we actually form a line and wait our turn.

>> No.9922060

>>9918480
this

>> No.9922189

Black pepper chicken every time.

>> No.9922274

>>9914080
>the Chinese run the massage parlors.
Not in Honolulu they don't. It's 90 percent korean.

>> No.9922323

>>9913691

Staff Sergeant Major Tso’s

>> No.9922417

>>9913679
the exit

>> No.9922425

>>9918480
>literally who are u get out of ck you fucking rp beta retards jesus christ the cringe in this fucking post alone god damn

Just some dumb nigger kid who just learned that Chinese don't tolerate their nigger bullshit and got owned in some other thread by chinks so he's spamming CK with anti chinkpostings.

>> No.9922453

>>9921831
kek the levels of faggotry on this site are just too much fun sometimes

>> No.9922457

>>9922425

That seems pretty pathetic.

>> No.9922513

>>9922425
>some dumb nigger kid who just learned that Chinese don't tolerate their nigger bullshit

I thought everybody knew this?

Or have liberals brainwashed blacks to the point where they believe that every other race just love them, except only evil white people dislike blacks. lol

>> No.9922871

Lo Mein and sesame chicken

>> No.9922875

>>9922871
oh and fried chicken with sweet and sour sauce

>> No.9922989

Chicken on a stick, sweet and sour chicken, crab rangoon. That's about all I focus on.

>> No.9923429

Veggies, usually broccoli or a salad with some dumplings. From there on, anything else is fair game with five-ten minute rest periods between meals. Last time I went, I tried lychees and squid.

>> No.9923433

>>9913679
Diarrhea.

>> No.9924039

>>9913679
The pizza, for some reason it always tastes best at a chinese buffet.

>> No.9924257

coconut shrimp
fried crab claws
donuts

>> No.9924448

>>9920322
I havent been to a buffet in a while but my friends and I will often go to all you can eat sushi places. It usually feels great to fill up as much as you can and just be lazy for the rest of the day.

>> No.9924982

>>9913703

Was going to post this.

>> No.9925038

>>9915458
>pleb chinese doesn't have a shitbucket behind the counter

>> No.9925058

>>9918410
The Japanese run high end sushi joints. The koreans run the bargain low end ones.

>> No.9925481

I'm eating here later. what should i get? http://www.okinii.de/menu/

>> No.9925723

>>9914097
Not completely true. After living in China for a month, I have come to realize that the Chinese also love to deep-fry. Also, a lot of Americanized Chinese food is not completely unlike the “real deal.” Just a lot more veggies, seafood, and funky smells.

>> No.9925748

>>9913703
My man.

>> No.9925752

>>9913883
there £5(8USD) where I am , which is pretty cheap for london

>> No.9925958

>>9913679
Frogs legs

>> No.9926568

>>9925752
where are you getting a chinese buffet for £5 in London!?

>> No.9926631

>>9925958
Mah negress! There's a chink section at a casino buffet near me that has goat frog legs. They have real chinese guys working it too, not milkskins.