/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9911923]

We should start calling sliders SMASHED AND SLAMMED burgers

[Anonymous No.9911937]

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[Anonymous No.9911946]

>>9911923
For me, it's the Brown Recluse

[Anonymous No.9911965]

No, we shouldn't.

[Anonymous No.9911967]

>>9911923
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED
Is this some sort of reference to something?

[Anonymous No.9911973]

>>9911967
Maybe if you had a chain you'd get it.

[Anonymous No.9911974]

>>9911967
yeah ur mom lmao

[Anonymous No.9911975]

>>9911946
Do Americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.9911979]

>>9911967
Some wigger retard bred a bunch of fucked up doggos and sold them on the internet. Faggot OP has autism and thinks it's funny to liken sliders to them, hence why he attempts to force his shitty meme that no one likes about once a week. Maybe more.

[Anonymous No.9911980]

>>9911967
/an/ meme

[Anonymous No.9911987]

>>9911973
A chain of stores or a metal chain?
From what I can tell there's a "Toadvine" dog breeding ad people on other boards were posting about using the phrasing "smashed ans slammed," but yeah, I don't get what the concept is here.
That White Castle burgers are deformed versions of regular burgers?
Is that really what passes as a joke now?

[Anonymous No.9911990]

>>9911979
Oh cool, so I figured it out successfully:
>>9911987
There was never a joke to begin with because it's just a stupid reference.

[Anonymous No.9912010]

>>9911946
>>9911975
But we only use the freshest wasps. Just like the rats we use to make our wine.

[Anonymous No.9912018]

>>9911923
i just call them splashers

[Anonymous No.9912248]

>>9911923
Can I order a smashed and slammed burger?

[Anonymous No.9912881]

they are called sliders because they "slide" through your alimentary canal creating effluvium and detritus in record time, the perfect after symposium food

[Anonymous No.9913372]

>>9911967

[Anonymous No.9915468]

>>9911967
It's a meme from /an/
Basically stupid trash people have bred a type pitbull called 'toadline' google it.
The dogs have a musclely squat toad like appearance and live short and painful lives, but hey they look gangsta

[Anonymous No.9915472]

>>9915468
i have also heard them called smallie biggs