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https://zerocarbzen.com/

bacon cheeseburger time. And wine

>> No.9909105

wine is carbs

>> No.9909111

>>9909105
well its not 2018 yet you saucy faggot

>> No.9909118

>>9909105
go back to your shitty job at mcdonalds and drink your shitty beer

>> No.9909136
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9909136

Gotta finish all the alcohol b4 2018

>> No.9909153
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9909153

You wish you plebs could cook like me

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>>9909111
>>9909153
great start to your thread OP.
you're rude as heck, 1 downboat.

>> No.9909187

>>9909171
Words of a pleb

>> No.9909193
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>>9909171
i know the guy that made the comment. Im not really rude

>> No.9909204

>>9909153
Onions are full of carbs, mong.

>> No.9909205

Fuck off, retard.

>> No.9909215
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>>9909193
>defending yourself on an anonymous Chinese girl titty forum
how insecure can a nigga be?

>> No.9909224

>>9909215
im just bumping it nigga

>> No.9909239

>>9909224
Show more food

>> No.9909246
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9909246

>>9909111
>>9909239
why?

>> No.9909266

Its the last few days of carbs. Should i make waffles?

>> No.9909282
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9909282

>>9909246
I'm sure it tastes good but it looks like slime-mold on a tree stump

>> No.9909284

>>9909282
that looks delicious

>> No.9909294

>>9909282
its cheddar
i shall make waffles tommorow
i have some of that wop cake left. The one that looks like a fruitcake

>> No.9909296

>>9909266
>Should i make waffles?
anytime you find yourself asking that the answer is yes

>> No.9909324

>>9909136
>immigrants imported cuttings to california...
It never ends

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9909336

>>9909284
Some of them do look p. tasty

>> No.9909337

>Meat only diet
That sounds incredibly expensive

>> No.9909338

>>9909246
>That cheese distribution
0/10, throw it out and try again.

>> No.9909339
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9909339

>>9909336

>> No.9909341

>>9909337
pork is $1 a pound
beef is $2.50 a pound

>> No.9909365

>>9909336
>overcooked egg with some grapes thrown on it

>> No.9909373

>>9909365
I think it looks like a gusher crossed with a malteser

>> No.9909379
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9909379

>>9909373
>malteser

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9909383

Eating only beef, what kind of a stupid idea is that.

>> No.9909401

>>9909097
You have to drink gin

>> No.9909404

>>9909383
ikr. How did humans survive for tens of thousands of years and develop their brains?

>> No.9909410

>>9909404
Yeah, it's almost as stupid as mistaking theories for facts! Hahaha, how stupid do you have to be?!

>> No.9909414

>>9909410
ikr. Believing meat is healthy. How silly to believe a fact like that?

>> No.9909418

>>9909383
A delicious one

>> No.9909448

>>9909341
Where tf do you live where beef is that cheap? Are you talking ground beef?

>> No.9909466

>>9909448
nevada
i grind my own beef. Chuck and roasts are cheaper than ground beef and much safer of course.

>> No.9909569

>>9909097
that's a dirty fucking decanter

>> No.9909577

>>9909282
slime molds are so cool

>> No.9909581

>>9909341
i can only get the plastic tube three pound pink slime roll ground beef that smells bad for $4 a pound on sale SOMETIMES
fuck why is beef so expensive
pork is $2 on sale, usually more like 4 or five or six

>> No.9909591

how do you fags not understand that 2018 is tomorrow and thats why OP is eating a bunch of carbs tonight

>> No.9909632

>>9909581
here the roast go on sale for $3-$4 a pound. Sometimes its $5 but buy one get one free. Pork goes on sale for $1

>>9909569
its just water spots

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>>9909410
https://www.instagram.com/shawnbaker1967/

making a bone broth now

>> No.9909770

>>9909727
>bone broth
You mean stock

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>>9909097
Enjoy not going fast, memelord. I'll be enjoying my high carb diet of whole plant foods and passively shaming fatties like you by just existing. I'm that shirtless "douchebag" runner you see on your commute home.

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9909905

>>9909770

>> No.9909912

>>9909097
you're a fucking faggot and you should eat the food you wanna eat and you're gay btw wtf

>> No.9909922

>>9909727

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiIx6FBxHvk

>> No.9909925

>>9909922
vegans can't even form a sentence.

>> No.9909935

>>9909902
nigga if carbs aren't present then fat is used as an energy source. It's more efficient than carbs

>> No.9909936
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>>9909770
whats the difference?

>> No.9909949

>>9909935
You aint winning a 5k on ketones instead of glucose.

>> No.9909961

>>9909936
he's just a memer

>> No.9909971

>>9909097
>water spots on decantiere

>> No.9909973

>>9909971
we have hard water. Fuck you

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>> No.9910807

>>9909136
>falling for the old vine meme
its like you don't enjoy having money

>> No.9910828

>>9909204
So much this. They're like giant balls of carbs. If OP really wants to be "zero carb" then he has to give up onions completely.

Source: t. ketoer

>> No.9910851

>>9909282
Is that really slime mold or is it Cheez Wiz sprayed on some wood paneling?

>>9909337
It really isn't, though. Take a look at how much you're really paying for a bag of Doritos, especially when those bags are 40% empty space "for cushioning".

I paid $24 for four huge slabs of salmon at Costco today. I get a lunch and a dinner out of each one of those. Add some cauliflower and cheese, and it works out to about $5 per meal, which is a hell of a lot less than even a Wendy's combo meal nowadays. (I was paying $8 for one of those in 2012, don't know what they've gone up to now.)

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>> No.9910885

Onions have almost double the carbs when cooked than a baked potato.

OP is a fucking idiot.

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>> No.9911629

>>9909097
Op doesn't realize that onions caramelize for a reason...

>> No.9912805

>>9910885
>not knowing what year it is

>>9910860
Very true. You don't wanna eat table salt for sure. Very damaging

>> No.9913098

>>9909118
Manchild confirmed. Make it your new yeats resolution to not think youre better than someone because they werent born as privileged as you.

>> No.9913105

>>9909339
is this not edible?

>> No.9913117
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9913117

Ushering in the new year with two big macs, a large coke, and a large fry. Six pack of beer at midnight. After that, I'll do your meme diet and only have fat and protein.

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>>9913117
Sounds like a good plan

>> No.9913192

>>9913117
So what are going to eat for your meals?

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>>9909336

>> No.9913345

>>9910860
https://healthwyze.org/reports/115-the-truth-about-table-salt-and-the-chemical-industry

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9913483

>>9909097
enjoy your scurvy, retard
>>9909404
you're retarded, humans have never eaten all meat in their evolutionary history
they've always been omnivores

>> No.9913603

>>9913483
go tell eskimos they are omnivores then

animals have plenty of vitamin C btw

>> No.9913698

>>9913603
Oh, sorry, you eating 3500 kcals of seal blubber a day for your all meat diet? No? Well then shut the fuck up, retard. Meat DOESN'T have very much vitamin C btw, idiot. You need 65 mg minimum of vitamin C and most cuts of beef and pork have ZERO to only a part of 1 mg.
eskimos are omnivores btw dumbass, they eat berries and roots and seaweed when they're available in the summer

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>>9909136

>> No.9914259

>>9913215
That's not slime mold, that's a mushroom. "Bleeding tooth fungus".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydnellum_peckii

>> No.9914877

>>9913698
https://zerocarbzen.com/vitamin-c/

>> No.9915063

>>9910860
>regular salt isn't good enough I need salt with impurities in it

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>>9913772