/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.9907391]

itt: meme propagators

[Anonymous No.9907413]

who this?

[Anonymous No.9907458]

>>9907413
Someone who i wish got food poisoning

[Anonymous No.9907478]

>>9907413
le olive oil and parmesan cheese man

[Anonymous No.9907479]

Jerry Rogers

[Anonymous No.9907488]

>>9907478
Just a bit of olive oil ya?
>adds half a cup

WOW what a STOWY

[Anonymous No.9907499]

>>9907391
IF I EVER SAW HESTON BLUMENTHAL ON THE STREET I WOULD FUCKING TACKLE HIM TO THE GROUND AND TRY TO BEAT HIM TO DEATH

[Anonymous No.9907677]

>>9907499
he'd break your spine with his thumb and use the marrow to make his beautiful bald head shine even stronger in the sun

[Anonymous No.9907683]

>>9907391
>this faggot literally cried over kids liking chicken nuggets after he told them not to

lmao

[Anonymous No.9907692]

>>9907499
Never heard of him until now, but dear god this man clearly needs help picking out a pair of glasses.

[Anonymous No.9907698]

>>9907499
>try

Faggot

[Anonymous No.9907726]

Anthony Bourdain doesn’t have the brainpower to think his way out of a paper bag. He’s a fucking retard. I mean I know - I’ve talked to him, I know who he is - he’s a dumb bitch, I’m sorry okay? If he ever - if he ever fucks with me, if he ever puts me into some sort of self-defense situation - if he puts me in a self defense situation, and I have to legally defend myself - I’m not going to initiate violence against him - but if he comes at me in an alleyway, tries to you know take, tries to do anything, I’m going to, I'm going to fuck him up so badly I will put him in the fucking ground in a fucking box.
I’ll take extra time - I’ll take extra time okay? He’ll be getting - it won’t be a quick self-defense situation - I’ll be nailing him, I’ll be punching him in the back, I’ll be punching him in the back of the neck, I’ll be boxing his eyes in, I’ll break both of his orbital bones. I’m going to destroy Anthony Bourdain physically so badly that the people who come to clean him up - they’re gonna be puking when they see what I did to him. I want them to know how I feel about him, so I’m going to fuck him up so badly that he makes them puke when they see his bruised mangled body. IF he ever did anything to me to warrant that legally. Now I would never, ever initiate violence against him, but thats what would happen.

[Anonymous No.9907735]

>>9907726
I really hope this is a pasta and you're only half autistic.

[Anonymous No.9907768]

>>9907391
his cookery books are good.....he's just annoying.

[Anonymous No.9907778]

>>9907726
Emeril?

[Anonymous No.9907783]

>>9907692

[Anonymous No.9907845]

>>9907768
this is true
one of my chefs gave me pic related, pretty good stuff. techniques, what to buy as a new cook, and recipes
I really liked his stuff on food network 15 or so years ago