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anti-sip general /asg/

red bull edition

since there have been teenaged viral shills from monster energy on /ck/ for the better part of 2017, it's only right for there to be an anti-sip general

>> No.9902721

I actually like red bull if only because monster gives me jitters. Don't know why that is

>> No.9902781

>>9902718
Monster is absolute garbage, way too sweet. Red bull just has that nice energy drink taste

>> No.9902922
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Forgot subject line. Will add one in the second thread.

>> No.9902975

>Can't even format the thread properly

Garbage general for a garbage drink

>> No.9902981

>>9902975
fpbf

>> No.9902996

>>9902718
i was honestly surprised by how many of those teenage viral shills were actually female

>> No.9903001

Red Bull tastes like the original energy drink.

>> No.9903108

>>9902981
Moron.

>> No.9903113

>>9903108
The moron might be you

>> No.9903118

>>9902718
Red Bull tastes better, especially the flavored ones.

>> No.9903131

>>9903113
No, it's you.

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>>9903118
>Water tastes better, especially the flavored ones

>> No.9903137

>>9903118
>>9903118
>especially the flavored ones.

Worse than sipshit. Original or fuck off.

>> No.9903140

>>9903131
no u

>> No.9904467

Fuck monster.

NOS and Redbull Tropical are bestu

>> No.9904506
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I remember very few from my physiology classes but I do remember that taurine reduces your ability to reabsorb water. Taurine being an inhibitor or Angiotensin II. Drinking Redbull gives you hypertension and dehydrates.

I already have hypertension (no I'm not a fatty, 170cm/5'57 for 55kg/121lbs) but that doesn't stop me from drinking two glasses of wine at lunch and a 500mL redbull during the afternoon at work. Sitting on a computer all day, might as well pump that heart one way or the other.

t. french, we have only normal redbull, blueberry redbull and cranberry redbull.
Other energy drinks taste like piss containing a bit of redbull in it.

>> No.9904522

I have no corporate allegiance. However, I approve of this thread, because we have a common enemy.

Sipfaggots need to be purged and exiled.

>> No.9904727

>>9902996
There are proofs?

>> No.9905551
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>>9902718
nice "meme"
baka when will you redbullies learn

>> No.9905557
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I like their cola.

>> No.9905565

>>9902718
I actually like the taste of red bull but I can't drink it cause it's bad for my heart. god I wish they'd come out with a less caffine less taurin whatever other stimulants version but I know it wouldn't taste the same


also can anyone tell me definitely if the redbull in japan is a different formula than in the US? or do those little cans just fool my brain into tasting better?

>> No.9905572

>>9902718
Monster is fucking disgusting, I'm so mad they used them to replace the Starbucks drinks at my office's vending machine, nobody buys them and they just serve as a reminder each day of what we lost.
Not a big Red Bull fan but I don't actively hate it like I do Monster drinks.

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>>9902718
For me, it's Euroshopper.

>> No.9905813

>>9902996
female (male)?

>> No.9906152

>>9902718
All memes aside.. c'mon red bull tastes like chilled urine with a pound of sugar added

>> No.9906176

>>9906152
I know and i love it.

>> No.9906328
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best monster flavors

>> No.9906420

Red bull is the Aryan energy drink, it's from Austria just like unkkkle Addie.
Monster is the stimulated Jew. Are you the best goy or the baddest one?

>> No.9906455

>>9902996
god I wish I was a female teenage viral shill

>> No.9906533

>>9905764
:DDDDDDDDD