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9902681 No.9902681 [Reply] [Original]

I made this meal in honour of the Land of the Free. Can I be an American yet?

>> No.9902707

bud heavy wew lad

>> No.9902712

Is that ranch

>> No.9902734

The burger and fries look good. Hot dog looks undercooked but I'd still eat it as part of that platter. I don't like beer but good on you for not choosing some light beer.

>> No.9902743

>>9902681
>AMERKIN KWIZEEN IS SO BAD LUL
No shit the rest of the world had thousands of years head start. Also actual American fare is Bbq pleb.

>> No.9902745

Gotta change your outlet first. Still looks like an impoverished yuropoor version of impoverished 'murrican food.

>> No.9902751

>>9902745

Also we have the best beer in the world. Bud is about the lowest tier you can get when it comes to American beer. I literally don't personally know anybody who drinks that.

>> No.9902777

>>9902751
>don't personally know anyone who drinks it

You gotta take a step out of Brooklyn man

>> No.9902780

>>9902681
lose the red shit on the potatoes and we'll talk

>> No.9902792

>>9902780
It's ketchup and fries you fucking dumb animal

>> No.9902794

>>9902681
Americans don't put tomatoes on their fries

>> No.9902795

>>9902777
I don't either. People here drink cheap beer but it's usually Carona, tecate, rolling rock, PBR etc.

>> No.9902799

>>9902792
That's clearly not ketchup.

>> No.9902800

>>9902681
that beer is either 2L or the burger is way too small to be considered an american dish

>> No.9902825

>>9902777

Wow. You actually think that only 1% of the country are liberal hipsters and the rest of "real america" are bud drinking hicks, don't you? I live in a gun toting red county and nobody I know drinks domestic macro lagers.

>> No.9902827

>>9902751
>>9902795
Bud light is the best selling beer in America

>> No.9902844

>>9902792
That's a cut up tomato, anon. Also ketchup is SHIT.

>> No.9902856

>>9902751
Bud light cans are littered all over the 2 lane highway running to town from my bsckwater house so there are plenty of whitetrash swilling it down. I even find empties in the deep woods when I'm hunting - too lazy to even carry out their empties, fucking faggots.

>> No.9902858

>>9902734
>pre cooked hot dog is under cooked
>I don't like beer
Hand over your America card anon.

>> No.9902862

>>9902827

A) because you have to drink a fucking case of it to get drunk
B) because people who drink bud light Only drink bud light, whereas normal people actually enjoy trying different things a lot of the time

Best selling =/= most popular, let alone best

>> No.9902873

>>9902734

Regular bud already is a light beer.

>> No.9902884

>>9902792
>>9902794
>>9902799
>>9902844

All wrong. Those looks like red peppers, likely pickled.

>> No.9902885

>>9902681
>ketchup on a hotdog
Disgusting, ketchup goes on fries

Also, are you a Flip? They're the only people I can think of that want to become Americans, everybody else hates us.

>> No.9902894

Damn op, this s how i theme my food sometimes. If i can't make a dish properly i look at my ingredients and try to pretend im from some other country. It happens a lot when i make burgers because i don't ever have buns.

>> No.9902901

>>9902884
Fries don't have any topping that involve fruit or vegetables. Unless it's jalapenos that is.

>> No.9902902
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>>9902681
I made this in honour of the land of Ethiopia

>> No.9902910

>>9902681
I don't know what those "fries" are supposed to be, but they are a greasy mess. Subtract points for using a wheat burger bun. Hot dog is barely even cooked. Ranch dip? Why? No need for ranch here.

3/10

Don't quit your day job.

>> No.9902915

>>9902885
>Disgusting, ketchup goes in the garbage bin
ftfy

>> No.9902969

>>9902901

Ketchup is made from literally nothing but fruit and vegetables.

>> No.9902972

>>9902780
>>9902792
>>9902799
It's red jalapenos, not tomato. I couldn't get green, but they were fine honestly.

>> No.9902977

>>9902825
Bruh just because you hate it doesn't mean it's not a popular beer anymore. The guy is making a culinary homage to America so why not use the most well-known beer from America? You probably wish it was an oatmeal coffee porter from your local brewery of choice don't you?

Tl;dr go back to pol

>> No.9902982

Also the thing you seem to think is ranch is actually the burger's innards: American cheese with a little blue mixed in because American cheese is actually terrible.

>> No.9902990

>>9902969
And putting ketchup on fries is wrong.

>> No.9902998

>>9902977

>making a culinary homage to America

That's like every fucking Northern European post in the past decade getting their first McDonald's and posting about their first experience eating a Big Mac, then shitposting non-stop about how terrible American cuisine is.

>> No.9903009

>>9902681

>ketchup on a hotdog
fuck off, we're full

>> No.9903011

As for the fries being greasy, what you're seeing is melted cheese along with the jalapenos. Maybe I should have used more cheese I guess.

>> No.9903018

>>9902990

I disagree, though prefer mayo myself, but mayo is still 90% made from oil that comes from a fruit or vegetable.

>> No.9903023

>>9902901
Suck it, I was right. >>9902972

>> No.9903035

>>9903011

>not enough cheese
>better load on more grease filled cheese and let it seep out while I take these pics

>> No.9903039

>>9903023

>i was right

Maybe, but you're not fucking american if you think red jalapenos is normal on fries.

>> No.9903056

>>9903039
It may surprise you to learn that not everybody in this country likes the same things. It's not usual on fries but that doesn't mean it's bad. Sorry you're such a manbaby that the thought of a vegetable makes you teary.

>> No.9903069

>>9902707
why the wew, bud heavy is good

>> No.9903081

>>9903056
>all this projection

More importantly, different people liking different things has no bearing on this being normal.

>> No.9903082

>>9902862
>Best selling =/= most popular
that's exactly what it means, you dumbass

>> No.9903086

>>9903056
This guy has a point. I figure we are both American, and yet I think he is a dickhead for talking down to you. Good point anon, you waste of air.

>> No.9903093 [DELETED] 

>>9903056
It's how midwesterners think. If you don't eat, drink, talk, think, walk, live, or look just like them, you hate america and have literally never set foot here

>> No.9903103

>>9903093
The midwest should stop sending food to the coasts and let them die out.

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>>9903081
>being this upset over a someone adding an unusual ingredient to french fries...

>> No.9903110

>>9903104
I'm not, I actually love the idea of jalapeno on fries. I just wouldn't say it's normal to be served that way in the US.

>> No.9903120

>>9903082
Not necessarily. Literally the first definition for popular on dictionary.com

>regarded with favor, approval, or affection by people in general:

Which do you think is liked more by the general populace, a Chevy Aveo or literally any Ferrari? Now which do you think sold more?

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>>9903110
I got the idea to use jalapenos from this American-style chain, though as I said before they were green. Sorry if I freedomed wrong. They were good though.

>>9902743
Are these Jack Daniels ribs more appropriate?

>> No.9903144

>>9903136
You didn't do it wrong, mate, ignore the babies hating on veggies or anything outside of their mctendie sips diet.

>> No.9903183

>>9903136
>>9903144
Nah, you did it wrong but I still think it'd be delicious.

>> No.9903509

The number of STUPID FUCKING NIGGER MUTTS in this thread mistaking peppers for tomatoes. All you fat bastards do is eat Mexican food anyway, you should recognise a pepper.

>> No.9904428

>>9903056

Where in the US is it normal for people to put red jalapenos on their fries?

>> No.9904439

>>9904428
It's not. He's talking out of his ass.

>> No.9904445

>>9904428
bait but i'm gonna respond anyway. jalapenos not grown in burgerland or mequisito have a tint other than green to them. shocking i know. also jalapenos on cheese OR chili cheese fries is fucking god tier

>> No.9904463

>>9904445

>bait

More like you're retarded. Nobody was every talking about putting jalapenos on cheese fries or chili cheese fries or nacho fries or whatever. The thread is about national dishes and red jalapenos (yes, we have those in the US) on french fries isn't even a regional dish anywhere in the US as far as google tells me.

>> No.9904468

>>9902681
Anyone can be american if they believe hard enough, fellow american

>> No.9904474

>>9904445
We have a different term for red jalapenos here. They're called fresno chilis pretty universally here

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9904485

I just DEVOURED a PB&J.
Or as the Americans say; DEVORED.

I think that's how that works.

>> No.9904494

>>9902734
>Hot dog looks undercooked

It's a fucking hot dog, you idiot. In American terminology, a hot dog already comes ideally cooked. You just heat it up.

>> No.9904501

>>9902681
Budweiser is rather anti-American, mostly just drunk by people who own confederate flags

>> No.9904509

>>9902777
>You gotta take a step out of Brooklyn man
and into the retirement home, or Mississippi

>> No.9904510

>>9902972
American here. I had to google red jalapeno. If somebody served you a pepper here we would assume it was anything but a jalapeno.

>> No.9904512

>>9903069
bud light tastes better, more crisp

>> No.9904516

>>9904512

I love it when people with absolutely no taste use nonsense descriptors like, "crisp".

>> No.9904517

>>9904485
Obvious b8 but I'm drunk and want to say it's just devoured. I know, I'm fucking autistic

>> No.9904525

>>9902681
>burger
Looks okay.
>hot dog
Ketchup? Eww. Mayonnaise? EWWWW!
>fries
Pepperoni? Wut?
All in all 5.5/10. I'd still let you be American. Just because you tried.

>> No.9904526

>>9904517
Don't fret, Anon. I'm the baiter and I get autistic about about seeing the lack of a 'u' in words like colour, flavour, neighbour, etc.
Just one of those things that bugs me despite it having no real impact on the quality of my life.

>> No.9904527

>>9904525
Oh wait. Those are jalapenos. Still shouldn't be on fries though...

>> No.9904528

>>9904510
Also American. I can see why people thought they were tomatos because they're cut in an odd way, but most definitely know what jalapenos are, anon. If someone was served an entire jalapeno, they'd probably assume it's such sooner than later.

>> No.9904674

>>9904525
>>9904525
Mayonnaise? It's yellow mustard. I thought that was the Americanest part of the hot dog. Bear in mind, no one else eats so-called yellow mustard.

>> No.9904690

>>9904525
only the spics put mayo on their hotdogs

>> No.9904698

>>9902795
sit outside a gas station near a construction site and you'll witness all the construction dudes buying bud. also my grandpa has been drinking budweiser and smoking marlboros for like 50 years. i think mostly boomers drink budweiser.

>> No.9904722

This might surprise you, but outside America beers such as Sam Adams and PBR are inordinately expensive. They are not in general circulation and as such are considered specialty items. Budweiser was American enough.

>> No.9904751

>>9904516
crisp is legit son

>> No.9904816

>>9902681

Your homage offends me

Those are wedges, not fries, and shouldnt have all that shit on it.

You used the wrong kind of bun and put too many sauces on it.

The burger is fucking pathetic

>> No.9904821

>>9904674

Americanest part of any american meal is the ketchup. Ketchup gets shit on specifically BECAUSE it's heavily used by every tom dick and harry who just wants to shove greasy merican food down their gullet hole. Mustard is more of a sister sauce and it has to be the neon yellow shit, none of that dijon stuff.

>> No.9904966

>>9902681
what in gods name did you do to that poor hot dog?

>> No.9904996

>>9902681
Where ya from

>> No.9905058

>>9904996
It looks like an English electrical socket on the wall so he's from Pakistan.

>> No.9905072

>>9902780
>lose the red shit on the potatoes
^This, why are you ruining perfectly good food with random vegetables?

>> No.9905074

>>9902681
id eat it but light lager is the burgerboi tradition

>> No.9905116

>>9902681
From my time spent living abroad, this appears to be what some people think "chili cheese fries" are.

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>>9902873
kys wannabe beer snob

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9905525

Not mexican...I cooked these tacos al pastor.

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9905536

This is a tasty burgar...am I american yet?

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>>9902681
>I made this meal in honour of the Land of the Free. Can I be an American yet?
>>9905536
>This is a tasty burgar...am I american yet?
Step aside, amateurs.

>> No.9905592

>>9905536
> Ciabatta bread

We only eat American white bread here. None of this bibbity boopy italian bullshit. Try again

>> No.9905598

>>9904512
That is opinion based. And I do not agree with it.

>> No.9906764

>>9905116
This is literally what I attempted to make, though admittedly they are wedges.

>>9905058
He's right, salaam alaikum

>>9904816
I bought the only kind of bun available to me. Sorry it wasn't sesame seed but, you know. Yer a wanker m8. As for too many sauces, there's literally none on there. What you're seeing is melted cheese. Though I did add some Sweet Baby Ray's.

>>9904966
Sorry, I thought onions, ketchup and mustard was the standard.

>> No.9906774

>>9905536
Nah.

>> No.9906806

>>9905562
Fat fuck. You deserve to die young.

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>>9904468

>> No.9906847

>>9904485
This made me wew much harder than it had any right doing

>> No.9906851

>>9902681
Looks like something my mom would whip up. Good job.

>> No.9906854

>>9904501
Ironically they're the only Americans left, after the coasts have been flooded by immigrants and faggot lefty statists

>> No.9906958

>>9906854

Fuck off back to your containment board. Nobody wants to listen to the retarded garbage you regurgitate.

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>>9906851
Thank you friend, I finished it off for my tea just now and it was quite tasty,
I added the rest of the jar of red jalapenos to the burger

>> No.9907356

>>9906958
t. nigger

>> No.9907365

>>9906806
>You deserve to die young.
Oh no, you mean the inevitable state of death every one us will end up with will come slightly sooner for? If only being dead conferred some sort of cessation of memories and wants so that I wouldn't have to spend all eternity feeling bad about that...

>> No.9907369

>>9906958
He's right, anon. Give it up already.

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>>9902681
Yea, use a real sausage instead of a hot dog next time and you can be my friend

>> No.9907550

>>9902681
Im so American I shit BBQ sauce and I highly approve of that meal, good job

It wont effect your overall rating but I really hope thats mustard and not cheese whiz on the dog

>> No.9907709

Everything looks great, not sure why or how so many people are sperging out over this.

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>>9907550
It is mustard, because cheese whizz does not exist outside of the USA

>>9907709
Thank you, and God Bless America

>> No.9907808

>>9902681
is that... saurkraut? and cheez whiz??? on a hot dog????? dude americans just have a hot dog (and not some disgusting pickled trash a good old fashioned american kosher frank) with some ketchup and or mustard, and some relish if you like. Relish as in chopped dill pickles. That's it.

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>>9907808
>kosher

>> No.9907888

>>9902681
look good i want hotdg

>> No.9907899

>>9907808
dog if you aren't putting saurkraut on your hot dogs you are a 100% confirmed massive faggot.

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9908048

Am I german now?

>> No.9908052

>>9904463
You're a fucking mongoloid if you think french fries are an American "national dish" anyway so who gives a fuck what's normal. Stop shitting a brick over jalapenos because you're too autistic to understand that they're still french fries no matter what you put on them.

>> No.9908093

>>9902681
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A GREEN CARD

>> No.9908100

>>9908048
You need to get better mustard.

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Traditional Irish corned beef and cabbage

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>>9908127
Yes pls

>> No.9908496

>>9908100
classic yellow is perfectly fine for an indoor meal.

>> No.9908525

>>9908127
I'd toss the babbage but keep everything else...

>> No.9908529
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9908529

I want to make a "quintessential" Indiana hot dog like how other places have a dog that sort of embodies the region... what the fuck do I put on it? All I can think of is heirloom tomato, sweet corn, sauerkraut? Flyover jokes will be ignored, I'm not embarrassed to be from the Midwest (well, not because of the food at least). Our most famous foods are not very hot dog conducive.

>> No.9908542

>>9908127

10/10 would eat with mustard

>> No.9909119

>>9908127
>Traditional Irish corned beef
Erm... traditional Irish would be salted ham, but we appreciate the effort.

>> No.9909139

>>9902681
I'd eat it.

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>>9908529
>a dog that sort of embodies the region... what the fuck do I put on it?
Cheap meth. I'd also recommend 'getting out', but most discerning clientele bought it out already.

The only thing Indiana is good for these days is wonderfully brown Indian and Nepalese girls who are free-game year-round near bulk grocers.

>> No.9909158

>>9908529
i'm from indiana.... i would almost say make it a reuben style hot dog

>> No.9909169

>>9908529
Hoosier here.

Don’t put things associated with other Indiana foods on it. Make something with local ingredients that Hoosiers would like.

I say butterfly the dog and crisp it. Serve with sausage (or bacon) white gravy. Maybe crumble some sharp cheddar.

Thoughts?

>> No.9909181

>>9909169
>Thoughts?
I lived in Indiana for years each time, each for my family's sake.

My thoughts are fucktheregion. If you've lived there long enough there are some cool little old shops BUT I CAN FIND THAT IN A SIGNIFICANT CITY. Indiana is just Iowa with more drugs.

>> No.9909210

>>9908542
Horseradish, my dude!

>> No.9909223

>>9908127
Americans eat this to celebrate saint Patricks day. Do the Irish even celebrate it? Do they do the hole green and clovers and leprechauns thing?

>> No.9909230

>>9909181
Bitter much. I’ve lived in DC, NYC, and LA. All are worse than Indiana. The only very high crime in is terrible cities like Indy or the Chicago spillover.

There is cheap property, statistically low crime, and the friendliest most family oriented people I’ve ever met here. I hated this place too until I saw literal sodom and gamorah in our so-called liberal cosmopolitan utiopias.

Want to live in a 2000k a month shoe box? Want to call the cops cause a bum passed out in the lobby? Want to see a fat girl with purple hair walk her amaciated slave on a leash during a pride parade? Then move to a city. I’ll stay in Indiana thank you. I’ll even wave to the farmer driving his tractor on my gravel county road.

>> No.9909261

>>9909230
I could argue with you all night, but a lot of small towns in the center of the country are ridden with drug distributors. They may not seem like assholes, but trust me, they are outright murderers.

I lived in and around capital cities too, but fuck spending too much time in any 'hood'. Some of the whores look nice around S Minneapolis though.

>> No.9909372

>>9904445
>>9904474
If a jalapeno is left on the plant it will turn red when fully ripe. Tends to be slightly sweeter.

It's not some weird pepper, it's si.ply a fully ripe one.

Surprising people don't know this.

>> No.9909487

>>9909119
I'm aware. I was just waiting to see who would be the first faggot that had to point it out. Found him!

>> No.9909809

>>9908127
Shouldn't top right just be carrots?

>> No.9910152

>>9906854
>Catalans are the only real Spaniards
>Scots are the only real Brits
>Crimeans are the only real Ukranians

>> No.9910789

>>9909158
I think a brat hybrid would be in order

>> No.9910796

>>9908529
>fried pickles
>tomato

red eye gravy???

>> No.9911153

>>9902745
Yeah, people will be turned off if they know you cooked the dish with knock off electricity. Get an All-American outlet and try again, OP.

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>>9905592
Have you ever had a brioche or a hawaiian sweet bun??

>> No.9911337

>>9902707
It’s the king of beers

>> No.9911366

>>9905525
seems good but it needs corn tortilla. thats more like a gringa. 7/10

>> No.9911790

>>9902745
Our plugs are safer than yours, cletus

>> No.9911796

>>9902681
those potatoes look pretty unamerican but whatever, close enough. we've bastardized our own food so much I can't complain. would definitely eat. welcome to america

>> No.9911815

>>9903120
Brainlet detected

>> No.9911881

>>9906764
>britbong
figures

>> No.9913814

>>9902969
>fruit and vegetables
...andddd a fuckton of sugar you mongoloid

>> No.9913821

>>9903018
if you can spare five minutes to make the mayo yourself all the better™

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>>9908496
No you're retarded and need better mustard.

>> No.9913846

>>9902751
Yeah I don't think I have seen a can or bottle of Bud in over 10 years. That was when my father tried it, and if I recall correctly he ended up dumping it.

Stuff littered in the ditches at the beach is usually Sam Adams or Corona.

>> No.9913849

>>9908127
>>9909119
Had corned beef and cabbage at a Polish restaurant while on vacation in NYC. When I mentioned to the 8/10 qt Slav waitress that I thought corned beef+cabbage was Irish food, she replied in her severe accent, "IS POOR PEOPLE FOOD."

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>>9913849
That's when i would remove one dollar from the stack I put on the edge of the table every time I go out to eat (starts at $5). Maybe even two. Fucking bitch

>> No.9913926

>>9913898
You sound insufferable.

>> No.9915166

>>9913898
>>9913849
There is literally nothing wrong with poor people food.

>> No.9915275

>>9902998
Europeans invented hamburgers hotdogs and fries, so no.

>> No.9915280

>>9915275
Have Americans invented any food at all, barring bastardisations of other nations' dishes? What more can you expect from mongrels?

>> No.9915311

>>9915280
They™ invented™ GMO™ corn™ with built-in™ pesticides™.

>> No.9915377

>>9915280
Disregarding the native americans, nignogs and mexicans invented all the original food of the US. The european immigrants just brought their native foods and modified them by using inferior ingredients.

>> No.9915832

>>9915275

That's like saying that the Caesar salad was invented by Europeans.

>> No.9915880

potatoes and tomatos are native to america so all dishes containing them are automatically american

sorry euros, those are the breaks

>> No.9915883

>>9915832
No, it was invented by an Italian restaurant owner in his restaurant in mexico. From wikipedia:

>The salad's creation is generally attributed to restaurateur Caesar Cardini, an Italian immigrant who operated restaurants in Mexico and the United States.[2] Cardini was living in San Diego but he was also working in Tijuana where he avoided the restrictions of Prohibition.[3] His daughter Rosa (1928–2003) recounted that her father invented the salad when a Fourth of July 1924 rush depleted the kitchen's supplies. Cardini made do with what he had, adding the dramatic flair of the table-side tossing "by the chef."[4] A number of Cardini's staff have said that they invented the dish.[5][6]

>> No.9915908

>>9915883

Exactly, and it's a quintessentially American dish, just like hot dogs and hamburgers.

>> No.9917266

>>9903120
I'd never but am Aveo but I don't know anyone in the rust belt that would want to drive a Ferrari on these salty, shitty, pothole roads in mostly awful weather. Not only would the suspension make you wish your ass had 30lbs of extra fat but the salt would ruin the value and you wouldn't be able to drive in even moderate snow, like you could with a less sporty car that sits higher up.

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9917431

My American friends I have brought these two wieners in place of a passport. Will you accept this application for residency?

>> No.9917464

>>9902681
id eat it but i would decline the beer as bud tastes like piss. good job on the other stuff though

>> No.9917476

>>9907365
And you parents will cry while they bury you

>> No.9917486

>>9902681
>ketchup on a hot dog
>what bun

No you have failed.

>> No.9917492

>>9917486
>>9917431

>> No.9917497

Looks exactly like American food made by a european.

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>>9917486
>>9917492
Does this please you, mighty US patriots?

>> No.9917587

>>9902681

>ketchup on hot dog

No.

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>>9917511
You tried. I'd still eat it.

>> No.9917641

>>9917623
So you're telling me that fresh veg is what makes a hotdog? I'm more confused than I was before.

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>>9917641
That is a Chicago dog, the apex of hot dog evolution. Objectively superior to all other dogs.

Coney and NY get honorable mentions though.

>> No.9917681

>>9917669
I'm sorry but that looks as though it would be much improved by ketchup

>> No.9917727

>>9917681
Then you are a sinner.

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9917732

>>9917669

>> No.9917870

>>9903009
Full of niggers

>> No.9918132

>>9917623
>>9917669
my nigga

>> No.9918483

>>9907899
He's already said he were a Jew fuck.

>> No.9918503

>>9908048
Have you received shrapnel wounds in Aleppo?

>> No.9918512

>>9904512
>Bud Light
>Taste
Buddy I'm almost certain you have never had a Bud Light or you're just retarded. Bud Light is the closest fucking thing to water that you can buy.
>Inb4 beer snob
Go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass

>> No.9918523

>>9913898
You'd remove money for someone stating a fact?
>Here, I'm in control
Cock.

>> No.9918535

>>9909223
Yes they ridicule themselves and their culture.

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>>9908127
Love that shit. Someday I'll make some for myself.

Related to the thread, I heard this was invented by Irish immigrants to Jewish slums in America. Something about the corned beef being cheap and more of a jewish thing. Anyone can confirm?

>> No.9918567

>>9908525
He cut the cabbage up too much, it's supposed to be one huge quarter or 8th of a cabbage, and I can confirm it is an essential part of the dish.

>> No.9918585

>>9908542
>>9909210
Both fine choices, brown or spicy mustard is superior to traditional in this context imo, but to each their own.

>> No.9918593

>>9909487
>waiting to see faggots
stay buttmad

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9918629

Hello Italians.

>> No.9918657

>>9908127
>Traditional
yes, if you are flyover "Irish"

>> No.9918755

>>9918657
Got em

>> No.9918766

>>9908127
>Brags about his fake Irish food being traditional
>Gets called out for it
>Everyone else is the faggot, not him
Whew!

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9918779

>>9918766
Got em coach!

>> No.9918866

>>9902681
I've never seen anyone put chopped-up cherry tomatoes on cheese fries before. Scallions or chives, maybe. The glop on the hotdog looks like ass.

8/10 on your citizenship exam, sailor. It's a passing grade. Welcome to America.

>> No.9918878

>>9902972
Ah, well, that's all right then. 8.5/10, needs ketchup.

>> No.9919775

>>9908048
loose the egg, get decent mustard, add potato.