What does the average /ck/ poster look like

[Anonymous No.9897136]

I always wondered this.

Is it all bored alcoholic single moms?

Fat line chefs?

Average house wives?

Ugly hipster feminists?

What does the average poster look like?

[Anonymous No.9897163]

intoxicated and I mostly eat fast food and garbage

[Anonymous No.9897197]

>>9897136
The majority is probably dudes 18-35, same as every other board. Some work in the business, some are hobbyists and home cooks, but most regurgitate memes and talk about fast food and energy drinks.

[Anonymous No.9897220]

>>9897136
Average 4chan distribution with slightly higher percentage of women. Lots of skinnyfat neets with no job who value pretentiousness and judge others on their cooking.

[quiche !!T2UdrWkLSWB No.9897223]

>>9897136
I usually look a bit like this

[Anonymous No.9897235]

>>9897197
i think /ck/ is supposed to have more women, unlike other boards

[Anonymous No.9897237]

Probably very similar. Even fatter though.

[Anonymous No.9897238]

I've been told that I look like him

[Anonymous No.9897255]

>>9897237
Is this a /ck/ meetup?

Has there ever been one?

[Anonymous No.9897265]

pic of me and the son from Thanksgiving (wife behind the camera, as usual)

not quite over the hill but I'm definitely one of the older oldfags on /ck/, I'd bet

[Anonymous No.9897276]

Skinnyfat line cook here

[Anonymous No.9897277]

>>9897197
mostly this

24 yo male here, I work as a personal trainer. I'm also an autistic faggot and I don't like going out much but I love to cook and I like this board for the food memes and the general advice is usually solid.

[Anonymous No.9897287]

>White
>Male
>23
>5'11"
>260lbs

[Anonymous No.9897290]

I'm a skinny line chef, thank you very much

[Anonymous No.9897291]

>>9897136
If you must know I'm a 24 year old union-worker hillbilly who likes to cook for fun

[Anonymous No.9897297]

I'm a 32-year-old STEM post doc. I am married with two kids and doing quite well.

>>9897277
How can you be autistic/socially retarded while working as a personal trainer?

[Anonymous No.9897303]

27
white
170lb
6'1

skinnyfat line cook

[Anonymous No.9897311]

>>9897235
Even if it was double the women of other boards that'd tip the scales from what, 50-1 to 25-1?

[Anonymous No.9897313]

>>9897303
42
white (irish/french heritage)
205 lbs
6' 6"

[Anonymous No.9897317]

I'm 29 year old alcoholic busboy.

[Anonymous No.9897320]

>>9897136
21 M
College student
Indian
5' 8"
155 lbs
I cook for fun and to feed myself.

[Anonymous No.9897324]

>>9897297
I'm autisticly great with fitness and have a gift for conversing with 40 year old housewives, so I kinda fell into it. My parents work in fitness and I've always had a job doing something within it. I started just teaching yoga, then worked my way to actually training. It's managed to work me out of my shell and gain a little bit of independence since I basically work for myself and can make like $80 an hour.

I still live with my mom despite having money and I've always preferred sitting at my computer to going out and doing stupid shit.

I also DJ on weekends for extra money but I don't drink or smoke and I'm also a virgin.

[Anonymous No.9897327]

25, male
white, blue eyes, medium length brown curly hair
165lb, 6'1"
borderline skinnyfat IT worker

[Anonymous No.9897345]

>>9897324
That's pretty interesting that you are a virgin computer hermit despite being fit, working with the public, DJing etc. Good to hear you have gotten out of your shell though, I couldn't imagine living that lifestyle and not getting out of ones shell.

Presumably you are quite fit, don't you meet a lot of girls at the gym or DJing? Even if you are socially retarded the probability of you somehow getting laid is there.

[Anonymous No.9897370]

>>9897345
Thanks, anon, I used to have really bad anxiety and I guess me preferring sitting around at home or with close friends is a left over of that but yeah, I'm still no life of the party or anything.

I do meet women fairly often but most of them are a fair bit older than me and usually married and the ones that are my age are kinda like your usual tinder thot who's constantly taking selfies of their ass in the mirrors. I don't have to tell you most women who attend dance clubs aren't waifu material. That's fine and all, but I don't really want to spend my time with them, I'm trying to find a nice girl I could cook with, to be honest. I've never had much interest in casual sex.

[Anonymous No.9897382]

I live in bumfuck backwater and the restaurants and groceries are shit so I cook, grow a lot of my own veg, hunt, fish and preserve my own food. Occasionally make a 1/2 day roundtrip to the nearest city to stock up on international staples. Haven't eaten at a restaurant in over 10 years. The only other boards I frequent are /out/ and /diy/.

>6'4
>220lbs
>40+

[Anonymous No.9897383]

>>9897297
24M white as snow Jewish French 174cm 65kg living in Canada doing a 40h internship for next 4 months plus a course for my master's degree in computer science and living alone for that time, trying to get used to cooking more and cooking different things during the break thanks for asking.

[Anonymous No.9897385]

I have a reaction image for this!

[Anonymous No.9897412]

>>9897370
Not to be a dick, but are you genuinely looking for a wife or is this sort of a sour grapes-type defense mechanism to justify not going outside your comfort zone and actively pursuing girls? I ask because I used to do something similar and, looking back, it only resulted in missed opportunities. Don't wait around for a perfect girl that doesn't exist or be overly judgemental, you will end up overlooking great women.

And don't think your first relationship has to culminate in marriage either. If you've never been in a relationship before you really don't know what to expect, so if you meet a nice girl go for it and see where it ends up. Don't buy into the slut/waifu-casual sex/marriage dichotomy a lot of 4chan seems to push. It doesn't exist beyond the minds of the inexperienced. And there is something to be said for experience in itself. If the opportunity to lose your virginity with a recently-divorced 40-something woman presents itself, you better take it man.

Anyway, it's great that work keeps you interacting with people IRL. Many people on 4chan don't have that, and they just get more and more disconnected and live vicariously online. There is a big difference between being introverted and being a prematurely embittered young male shut-in. Keep it up.

[Anonymous No.9897429]

[Anonymous No.9897528]

>>9897412
Not him, but care to elaborate on the "slut/waifu-casual sex/marriage dichotomy"? I fear I am stuck in the same paradigm. Which unfortunately, is incredibly hard to see when you are in it.

[Anonymous No.9897549]

>>9897265
u mean your wifes son

[Anonymous No.9897562]

Intetesting thread. I always assumed I was in the minority here:

35 male. Fully employed in IT. Spend my free time lifting weights, or creating music on the computer. I do have an occasional night out, but never a problem with alcohol. Since I am a health/nutritional nerd, I make about 90% of my own food. Used to browse /tg/ and /fit/. Stopped browsing /tg/ because all my gaming buddies went crazy or got married. Stopped browsing /fit/ because the shitposting is off the charts there these days and the more you learn about nutrition and fitness the less value there is left.

Contrary to the joke often repeated on this board, I believe the majority of /ck/ are rather good cooks with a sense of humor and probably a side of hedonism.

[MaccyChee No.9897568]

>>9897136
tired. very, very tired.

[Anonymous No.9897574]

>>9897549
No, actually, I mean my biological son that I fucked into my Cuban wife and that she gave birth to around 9 months later.

Oh wait, no, you're right, it's my wife's son le cucked xD BLACKED DOT COM

[Anonymous No.9897581]

>>9897568
This

[Anonymous No.9897582]

I look like this

[Anonymous No.9897586]

Males, 25-45, largely out of shape, either dish bitches, line cooks, or employed in IT/Software.

[Anonymous No.9897593]

>>9897265
I'm sorry about your disabled son, anon

[Anonymous No.9897597]

[Anonymous No.9897600]

>>9897593
?

[Anonymous No.9897601]

>>9897593
yeah, you got a kickstarter or something set up for the kid?

Helmet lives matter sorta

[Anonymous No.9897606]

>>9897412
I went to grab groceries but just to respond back to this, I see what you mean and I don't think you're being a dick. I just know what I want, honestly and I've thought about that before. But I've also been in more than one relationship before and I know what I don't want. I just never wanted to have sex until we got to the point of saying "I love you" to one another and the one time I got close to saying it, she fucked another guy. Since then I've been on a couple dates and had a couple "flings" I guess but I very very quickly decided it's uncomfortable as fuck for me and I don't want to do that with someone I'm not comfortable with, if that makes sense.

I fully see what you're saying and I'll admit I get jealous as fuck if I see cute couples together and I can go into robot mode, but I've been in those situations before that I could have pounced on but I didn't because of "better" jugement.

Like I've been in situations to lose it before, a number of times and even gotten a couple really bad blowjobs that lasted maybed 30 seconds before I asked them to stop, but I don't even get aroused when I'm with people I'm not comfortable with so I couldn't even have casual sex if I wanted to.

[Anonymous No.9897614]

>>9897593
that's what a regular 2-3 (guessing here, not that guy) year old child looks like. have you never seen one in real life? the face would be all droopy and weird if that kid was retarded

[Anonymous No.9897621]

>>9897136

[Anonymous No.9897622]

>>9897614
only retards wear helmets if they aren't riding bicycles, horses or go-karts

[Anonymous No.9897623]

>>9897614
it's the helmet. you should get one yourself.

[Anonymous No.9897647]

>>9897265
You look like a good father. Good for you man

[Anonymous No.9897654]

>>9897317
You mean there are busboys that aren't alcoholics?

[Anonymous No.9897655]

>>9897265
Who's this faggot?

[Anonymous No.9897656]

>>9897582
Nice!

[Anonymous No.9897671]

>>9897655
A shadow clone

[Anonymous No.9897691]

>>9897622
>>9897623
funny thing was we were actually riding horses that day :)
man, look who the real retards are, eh? no need to reply, this was satisfying enough.

>>9897655
That faggot would actually be my younger brother; I'll send your regards

>>9897647
thanks bud; wears ya out like a bitch but so rewarding

[Anonymous No.9897693]

>>9897237
that niggas moobs are 45 degrees wtf

[Anonymous No.9897696]

20, french, female, college student
I share a flat with 5 other broke students so we cook in order to both save money and eat good food.
Sometimes I find great advice for that here.
Also like to lurk the whiskey threads and fantasize about all those sweet bottles i'll buy when I am a rich engineer.

[Anonymous No.9897700]

M
26
5' 9"
175-180
Skinny fat
Unemployed/living off of savings and bitcoin inflation.
Lives with parent
Money running out. Afraid I'm going to have to get a job before I start to dip into my retirement/house funds.

[Anonymous No.9897709]

>>9897277
>cook
You mean cock

[Anonymous No.9897723]

>>9897691
>thanks bud; wears ya out like a bitch but so rewarding

Being a parent (especially a father with all the female favouritism in the court system) is especially hard.

I have very little in my life, But the one thing im grateful for everyday is my father.

Don't let the stress break you, In 20 years seeing the man you raised will make it all worth it. My dad told me that

[Anonymous No.9897750]

>>9897654
some are pill poppers and meth heads

[Anonymous No.9897784]

>>9897549
>u mean your wifes son
lel

[Anonymous No.9897799]

>>9897691
You ooze reddit

[Anonymous No.9897820]

25 year old BPI analyst, cooking is a fun way to end the day.

[Anonymous No.9897827]

>>9897320
POO IN LOO

[Anonymous No.9897842]

>>9897255
it's the baltimore reddit meetup

trash af

[Anonymous No.9897848]

>>9897842
>baltimore

I bet half of those people are on heroin

[Anonymous No.9897870]

>>9897799
and you ooze underage fuckface but you don't see me making a stink about it

"muh website wars" stopped being relevant like 3 years ago, bud

[Anonymous No.9897889]

>>9897136
24 yo grill that likes cooking and hates reddit so I come here... not fat or unemployed... i also find the threads about dumpster diving oddly satisfying

[Anonymous No.9897900]

>>9897889
Are you a qtp2t?

[Anonymous No.9897914]

>>9897889
>24 grill
>not fat or unemployed
>on 4chan


Yeah bullshit

[Anonymous No.9897918]

>>9897889
>girl

[Anonymous No.9897933]

>>9897237
What the fuck is the point of a meet-up anyway? The reason why I’m on the internet talking to you guys is so I don’t have to see a bunch of socially retarded fat asses and deal with their wretched stench, but instead just read whatever I want and leave/switch to another thread in a moment and boom, different people (or maybe not, but that’s what is great about it)

[Anonymous No.9897943]

>>9897136
I'm your average fat and poorly shaven neet hiki. Living the dream.

[Anonymous No.9897944]

>>9897691
Will you be my dad?

[Anonymous No.9897972]

>>9897136
33 y.o. female, 3rd year medical student in the U.S. Began to lurk /ck/ via /co/ years back. Stayed for the meal ideas, restaurant debates, and occasional food porn/gore. Always looking for advice on fast, but hearty meals so I can try and eat better on a tight schedule.

[Anonymous No.9897981]

>>9897972
Wow, our date from the dance stuck around

[Anonymous No.9897999]

Asian
5'11"
145 +/- 1
Fresh graduate. Currently unemployed until I start with my engineering job mid-January 2018
Cook mostly Japanese food. I made pasta one time, it was ok.

[Anonymous No.9898008]

>>9897999
145 +/- 1 lbs I mean
I turned 24 a couple of days ago.

[Anonymous No.9898031]

>white
>5'10"
>male
>work 2 jobs, one is in a butcher shop

[Anonymous No.9898036]

26, female, employed and fat as fuck.
I participate in competition threads and answer questions. I make some pretty gud asian cuisine. I placed in that pizza competition a few months ago and was pretty proud of that...

[Anonymous No.9898040]

>>9897265
dude. don't post pictures of your kids on the internet, especially not on fucking 4chan of all places. you sure you're an oldfag?

[Anonymous No.9898046]

>>9898036
You sound like a nice person I hope you lose weight

[Anonymous No.9898054]

>>9898046
she will when the cut her foot off.

[Anonymous No.9898055]

>>9898046
Yeah eating disorders suck, especially when you get your dopamine fix from food. I appreciate the encouragement.

[Anonymous No.9898056]

24 year old Canadian Jew loser. Recently unemployed after I more or less explicitly asked to be fired for mental health reasons. I don't even cook, I just like the board culture and sense of humour. Feels like people here have less of a chip on their shoulder than other boards, arguments are usually funny rather than bitter and spiteful.

[Anonymous No.9898062]

>26
>5'9
>180 lb

hobby cook, currently work in network security but that's ending in a few days so my resume is floating around. in the process of losing weight, which has been easy to drop by not drinking so much :^)

[Anonymous No.9898064]

>37 years old
>175 pounds
>skinny fat WFM analyst
>high functioning alcohol

[Anonymous No.9898069]

>>9898036
Post pics of your feet plz

[Anonymous No.9898075]

>>9898056
What mental health issues?

Fellow crazy fag from ottawa

[Anonymous No.9898077]

>>9897163
same desu

[Anonymous No.9898083]

No picture of me. Because Im not a narcissistic. Here's my dog.

[Anonymous No.9898091]

>>9897238
Yeah but are you black?

[Anonymous No.9898095]

>>9898055
>Yeah eating disorders suck, especially when you get your dopamine fix from food.
May God have mercy on your soul

[Anonymous No.9898096]

>>9898075
Dysthymia and somewhat serious social anxiety. I find being around other people exhausting and frustrating and don't enjoy most activities. I only have one friend. I was working in customer service under a terrible scumfuck boss and it was taking a toll on my mental health, I haven't worked in over a month now and I'm generally feeling a lot better. That being said still unsure as to what I should be doing next, but I know it has to be something because my parents won't put up with me being a NEET for long.

[Anonymous No.9898103]

>>9897237
>the hot ones never flash
I'm guessing that's evolution or some shit

[Anonymous No.9898123]

>>9897136
white, 20, ontario
177 cm 58 kg
female
i worked in a bakery for a bit and catered, college soon now
consisted culinary school but i think i'm pretty done working in food aside from as a hobby, i just like to cook and learn

[Anonymous No.9898124]

Wouldn’t do this for any other board, but since CK is my favorite I don’t see why not. This is a hobby as you can see, by my weight, I am not very good at cooking.

[Anonymous No.9898139]

>>9897136
24 year old male, in good shape, maybe a light alcoholic. More of a binge drinker really. I don't cook more than twice a week other than junk food.

[Anonymous No.9898147]

>>9897197
>same as every other board
I unironically think /cgl/ is at least a 50/50 split.

[Anonymous No.9898150]

>>9898040
Who the fuck is gonna know whose kids they are? I'm a fucking nobody on 4chan and there's zero chance I know anyone in real life who uses this board.

[Anonymous No.9898152]

>>9897265

Cute af

[Anonymous No.9898161]

>>9898069
Dirty or clean?

[Anonymous No.9898163]

>>9897324

>fit
>good lookin
>not poor
>is a dj
>still a virgin

I like you, anon

[Anonymous No.9898167]

>>9898150
lol it has nothing to do with identifying you

[Anonymous No.9898177]

>>9898163
Anyone else here /virgin/? It’s good to seem I’m not alone.

[Anonymous No.9898182]

>>9898083
nice dog man

[Anonymous No.9898191]

>>9898177
how old are you.
don't lie, you're anonymouse

[Anonymous No.9898203]

>>9898167
what, then? is someone gonna take the profile-angle picture of my kid and run it through an age-upscaler to find out what they look like now, 2 months later?

if I thought I was putting them in danger in the next 10 years, no way would I have posted a picture. been around the block a couple times and I know this isn't gonna bite me

[Anonymous No.9898205]

>>9898191
18, but before you destroy me, remember, we live in 2017 almost 2018 where people are losing their virginity younger and younger.

[Anonymous No.9898209]

>>9898203
no... we are going to (and did) call him a retard.

[Anonymous No.9898220]

>>9898205
I think that's actually a misconception, I recall reading it's actually the opposite. Social media has just destroyed your brain and made you believe you're the only person in the world not having sex. 18 is nothing.

[Anonymous No.9898223]

>>9898205
heh, that's not that bad. You're not even close to wizard level. You should probably lower your standards for a practice fuck though. The first time is never special, it's dirty, smelly and short.

[Anonymous No.9898227]

>>9898220
w2c this case

[Anonymous No.9898228]

>>9898223
like your kid.

[Anonymous No.9898229]

>>9898220
Yeah but what about 25?

[Anonymous No.9898230]

>>9898182
Thanks. I got to adopt her out in the next month or two. So no more dog for me soon.

[Anonymous No.9898236]

>>9898223
>>9898220
Fellas, I appreciate the support. How old are you guys, btw?

[Anonymous No.9898240]

>>9898230
st bernard?

[Anonymous No.9898242]

look like him

[Anonymous No.9898244]

>>9898236
26 my younger dude. Focus on building a skill and a hobby.

[Anonymous No.9898247]

>>9898096
Got a local looney bin? I was in the royal Ottawa for substance abuse/mental health issues

[Anonymous No.9898259]

29, live with my parents, work a few days at a convenience store. drink 2 40ozs a night of steel reserve. Still

[Anonymous No.9898260]

>>9898203
Again, it has nothing to do with you. I'm talking about fucking creepos on the internet, but you're clearly too naive and defensive to consider that anything you do could have an impact on someone else, so go right ahead and do what you're going to do anyway.

[Anonymous No.9898262]

White male, 5'8, 153 lb, 12% body fat. I'm currently on the 40th hour of my fast, which I do periodically, I'm constantly on drugs, mainly stoned chugging coffees/teas on script adderall. I enjoy cooking and baking while fasted, so that I am able to enjoy my food and eat healthy when I eat, and shower girls with delicious baked goods and homecooked meals.

Surprisingly, I like to cook the most while I'm fasting.

[Anonymous No.9898263]

>>9898229
>>9898236
I'm 24 with no end in sight and I'm not nearly as upset about it as I was 2 or 3 years ago. It seems like a huge deal until it doesn't.
People like to imagine these awkward situations where someone asks you about your sexual history at a social event and then everyone makes fun of you, and that simply hasn't been reflected in reality for me. Nobody's ever even asked me about it and I'd have no problem being honest if they did.
In general I'd like to think that a well-adjusted adult wouldn't give someone a hard time for being a virgin, and the type of person who would isn't worth anyone's time.

[Anonymous No.9898269]

>>9898163
thanks, anon, it's nice knowing I'm not the only virgin sadboy.

[Anonymous No.9898280]

>>9897528
There are as many different types of relationships as there are people that have had them.
The dichotomy that is being discussed here is completely based on a wildly subjective binary, and really only takes into account sex.

Obviously relationships involve much more than sex... Things like emotions, intellect, income, kindness, communication, distance/location, culture, etc all play a role in how things carry out both personally and interpersonally.

Get to know someone, instead of assuming and projecting upon them the prejudices that are prevalent here.

[Anonymous No.9898283]

Don't put so much emphasis on losing your virginity. Jerking off has the same end result

A relationship is nice though

[Anonymous No.9898293]

>>9898124
>CK
Fuck off and clean your mirror

[Anonymous No.9898294]

>>9897562
Since we are playing that game, I am also a virgin. Being a wizard is lonely, but it is not without perks.

[Anonymous No.9898298]

>>9898283
>Jerking off has the same end result
It's like having a sandwich in your back pocket

[Anonymous No.9898299]

>>9898262
you sound like a tryhard little faggot desu

[Anonymous No.9898313]

>>9898299
I am!

[Anonymous No.9898331]

>>9898244
>>9898263
I appreciate it anons, I like to here others tales. Honestly the only thing I look for is a relationship, but intimacy is a big part of it usually. Only ever had 1 gf, who lost here’s Virginity at like 15 or some shit, and we never had sex, not that thats what I looked for, but it made me feel like shit because i felt that’s what she wanted. And then she broke up and went nuts.

[Anonymous No.9898335]

>>9898262
>>9898313
You sound like a cool dude to me. I'd like to hang out with you, talk fasting and cooking.

[Anonymous No.9898358]

>>9897265
I know you

[Anonymous No.9898361]

>>9898293
Calm down anon, it’s only toothpaste, I swear.

[Anonymous No.9898376]

>>9898240
Yea. Soft coat st bernard.

[Anonymous No.9898385]

I've had a few people tell me I look like a fat jon snow

it must be true because these were all people that don't speak to each other

[Anonymous No.9898408]

>>9898331
I know that feel.

[Anonymous No.9898412]

>>9897265

>being roasted on /ck/

[Anonymous No.9898413]

>>9898376
I have danes and a bit of property. where you at? got a home for him yet?

[Anonymous No.9898443]

>>9898376
Please pick that place up

[Anonymous No.9898456]

>>9898408
Were gonna make it, anon.

[Anonymous No.9898457]

>>9898331
Alright, I'm drunk enough to give some advice. It will be poorly worded (do not develop a drinking habit (do not start smoking weed as it will become a drinking habit when you run out)). Male virginity is pointless. You don't have a hymen, and you're not waiting for marriage. Love / intimacy is like years. That means the more it happens and the longer you live, the less it maters. You think you understand the world? You don't and neither do I. I think I know a bit more though. Every year you get older you start to realize how blind you used to be. That never stops. Listen to the older dudes around you (but don't worship/follow them), you never stop learning, and you never stop realizing how dumb you used to be. That means the what seems like a big thing now isn't. Every year you get older, time will pass faster and faster. When you were young, a timeout felt like a year. When you get older, a year will feel like a timeout.

Lower your standards and find someone to fuck and socialize with. It doesn't mater if you think people will judge you off her appearance because the relationship won't last. You'll be a better person for learning the sexual and social skills that came from it. Get someone... anyone. Don't worry about getting stuck with someone you think is less than perfect because they'll be gone soon enough. A caveat to that though is make sure you don't develop a jackass ego by thinking you're better than them all the time. If you live in a boring place don't turn to drinking/smoking with you gf to pass the time. She won't last but the habit will.

Find a hobby and a skill. If the hobby is a skill, that's even better. Work will come to you as long as you sound like you know what you're talking about. Even more important is that you sound interested in learning more because you like what you do. I'm not proof reading this so it won't be great. Ask a question if you think I can help.

[Anonymous No.9898461]

>>9897900
yes
>>9897914
lol i understand the skepticism and it's hard to prove without revealing personal details but I initially browsed 4chan because the guy i liked liked it (makes more sense, right?) but then i genuinely preferred it to my other options for cooking and fitness forums. and so a 24 yo grill who is neither fat nor unemployed is on 4chan

[Anonymous No.9898500]

>>9898358
what's my first initial and current city of residence?

[Anonymous No.9898505]

Pretty much Ed Sheeran without the lazy eye and straight hair. Have had people that met me for the very first time tell me that more often than I can count

[Anonymous No.9898509]

I'm white, 24, 6'1", 200lb (used to be 300), hobbyist cook (no interest in professional cooking), above average dick, average or above looks, etc.

[Anonymous No.9898511]

>>9897237
at least the girl on the far right is cute

[Anonymous No.9898522]

>>9898500
are you intentionally stripping exif tags or are you using an old camera. Maybe you're just reposting the img?

[Anonymous No.9898526]

>>9897265
Who the fuck would post a picture of their kid on 4chan? This is bait.

[Anonymous No.9898531]

>>9898522
>are you intentionally stripping exif tags
if you weren't unfathomably new, you'd know 4chan now does this automatically :^) if they didn't, though, you bet your ass I would be doing it

>>9898526
me, apparently

[Anonymous No.9898535]

>>9898413
Can you afford a 300$ addison disease medication? Because thats whyI have to give her up. Ive been paying it for a few years now. Cant afford it anymore with a baby on the way.

>>9898443
Good idea.

[Anonymous No.9898537]

>25
>5'10 58kg

Poor, sad, curly haired grill that's clumsy in the kitchen but loves baking/cooking. Dream is to become a trad wife with 4 kids and be able to afford a bottle of Ardbeg.

[Anonymous No.9898547]

>>9898535
I have 3 great danes. yeah. I can afford it. she looks like a sweetheart.

[Anonymous No.9898549]

>>9898531
>new
>4chan now does this automatically

I guess I didn't get the memo. Last time I pulled it was years ago when /b/ pizza bombed that faggot that posted his gf's nudes.

[Anonymous No.9898550]

>>9898522
if you don't strip exif off every picture you take you're actually retarded

it takes 10 seconds to remove exif off every picture you've got why the fuck would you post on the internet without doing that

[Anonymous No.9898556]

>>9897265
You are a handsome fucker, your kid looks healthy, and you have a beautiful barn house. Good to know that I don't share a board with losers only

[Anonymous No.9898561]

>>9897235
this, majority of /ck/ is female

[Anonymous No.9898562]

>>9897696
>"20, french, female, college student"
>No replies
This board really is different huh?

[Anonymous No.9898568]

>>9898562
/ck/ unsurprisingly probably has the most females next to cgl

[Anonymous No.9898569]

>>9898535
sell the baby, keep the dog. The dog will be less work, money and trouble than a child. Doggo doesn't deserve to have his family torn away and shipped somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.9898574]

>>9898511
The two brown ones, 3 and 4 from the left, front row, aren't bad, and honestly the almost hidden negress looks sort of cute as well.
But then you remember they went to a fucking Reddit meetup and posed for that photo and realise they are terribly damaged in the head.
Fucking an insane chick just because she's hot is fine when you're 19 but there comes a time when you realise it's just not worth it.

Pic ever so slightly related; /pol/ meetup. They're a hilariously diverse bunch.

[Anonymous No.9898578]

>>9898561
Definitely not a majority, but way higher f:m ratio than the average board. Top 3 in order would probably be /cgl/, /ck, and /po/, with maybe /h/ as a dark horse candidate

[Anonymous No.9898586]

>>9898569
thats why I am asking him were he is out of... if he is lucky, he can visit and I get another doggo to hang with my guys

[Anonymous No.9898591]

>>9898547
Heres my throw away email address.
[e-mail]
I live in northeast.

[Anonymous No.9898593]

>>9898561
>majority of /ck/ is female

[Anonymous No.9898594]

>>9898586
have you tried the old rollerskate staircase trick?

[Anonymous No.9898599]

>>9898280
Jesus dude, my first fuck was inserting my benis when I was 12. It wasn't rocket science.

[Anonymous No.9898603]

>>9898591
I am in Wisconsin. I will hit you up later.

[Anonymous No.9898623]

>online meetups

Fucking why. I have a friend who regularly meets up with strangers he meets on Steam and it's always the same old story: the person is either a furry, a tranny, have some sort of mental deficiency, or all of the above.

[Anonymous No.9898625]

>>9898591
>[e-mail]
check spam

[Anonymous No.9898648]

>>9898457
Thanks man, tell me your story. You seem wise. Also sorry my mom and sister were forcing me to play a dumb game.

[Anonymous No.9898658]

>>9898648
You should bang your sister

[Anonymous No.9898679]

>>9898658
Ew gross. Keep that on the red boards my guy.

[Anonymous No.9898684]

>>9897223
pretty cute

t. fag

[Anonymous No.9898689]

>>9898603
Goig from sure shes going to die to a goodbye roadtrip to wisconsin.
emotional rollercoasters.

[Anonymous No.9898702]

>>9898648
>tell me your story
my story is based off what I'm telling you. You should try and abstract it from that.
I had something to add but I forgot it. Like I said, ask something if you want. I'll be leaving soonish though.
Have an ausfahrt on me.

[Anonymous No.9898704]

>>9898689
One of my boys is an 9 year old bull mastiff dane. He is great at making friends with other dogs. If we work this out and I have to pick her up, I'd bring him along.

[Anonymous No.9898708]

>>9898679
You brought it up, fag

[Anonymous No.9898712]

>>9898247
Probably, I live in a major city. I'm far from needing to be committed and desperately wish to avoid it if at all possible (I'm kind of a closeted gun nut and want to own firearms at some point, and being committed renders that firmly off the table forever). I'm just anxious, lazy and kind of an asshole to most people and I'm waffling on how I want to move forward with my life.

[Anonymous No.9898716]

Love you anon

[Anonymous No.9898719]

>>9897870
No it never stopped. You may want it to, but it hasnt. Fall in line or fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9898727]

>>9898708
>>/b/
I brought it up to another another my guy.

[Anonymous No.9898734]

>>9898203
Christ youre a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9898751]

>>9897136
Im a fairly active guy who could be in better shape but im doing ok. Im an old fag (33). I have a kid so i dont have much of a social life.
Pouring a drink, packing a bowl, putting on my headphones, and telling everyone to fuck off because im cooking is my happy time.

[Anonymous No.9898757]

>>9898751
why is a 33 year old father hoarding images of a russian teenager

[Anonymous No.9898758]

>>9898751
We don't post our status. We just brood and grow hate.

[Anonymous No.9898774]

27yo
Was a fitness junkie but now I see how shallow it is.
Try to learn as much as possible and stay as healthy as I can.
Really interested in history ATM.

[Anonymous No.9898782]

>>9898774
the history of ass to mouth is long and rich. I can help instruct you, but no kissing.

[Anonymous No.9898789]

>>9897136
Like 165 lbs of american iron

[Anonymous No.9898806]

I reckon a lot of us look pretty normal.
This isn't r9k

[Anonymous No.9898841]

>>9897324
you sound quite interesting

[Anonymous No.9898850]

5'5" 100lb azn twink engineer (male (male))

[Anonymous No.9898854]

>>9898806
Nice hairline xd

[Anonymous No.9898859]

>>9898854
Thanks.
People like to tell me I'm balding but it's looked like that for 20 years now. I don't really care if I do go bald anyway since I hate getting haircuts.

[Anonymous No.9898861]

[Anonymous No.9898862]

>>9898578
I would say /fa/ sits at 4th place

[Anonymous No.9898871]

21 y/o girl who become less severely depressed when cooking

[Anonymous No.9898887]

>>9898871
Feel you

[Anonymous No.9898895]

>>9897265
>>9897574
big if true

[Anonymous No.9898910]

>>9897265
>(wife behind the camera, as usual)
That bar or whatever it is really fucks up the image. Tell her to get some standards, or, as it were, set the bar higher for herself. Haw haw.

[Anonymous No.9898927]

>>9898871
>>9898887
>tfw use bread and starters as replacements for the children i'll never have
i only have to feed my sourdough baby once a day and it doesn't cry or go to college it's not too bad

sometimes i sit with my starter wrapped in a blanket on my lap to keep it warm, especially now that it's winter and quite cold

[Anonymous No.9898955]

>>9897606

Why are guys like you so rare...

[Anonymous No.9898996]

>>9897606
I have similar feelings, though I was in a relationship for 8 years and wasn't a virgin going into that. I'm not really interested in hookups at all, they seem like a waste of time.

That said, I'm also fine with being single for the rest of my life. I'm 26 now but after being cheated on by someone I was with for nearly a decade, meh, I could take it or leave it. It will have to be someone that I get along with exceptionally well for me to even considering going that route again.

[Anonymous No.9898997]

>>9898955
Keep your legs together

[Anonymous No.9899004]

>>9897265
>brown kids

[Anonymous No.9899016]

Self portrait

[Anonymous No.9899055]

>24 yr o
>Full time nurse, part time house waifu, part time alcoholic
>Overweight, but I'm a good home maker and my husband likes me chubby, so it works
I browse /ck/ for PattiAnon, and the good cooking threads (TeaGeneral, BreadGeneral, etc.) that pop up. I'll occasionally post OC. Pic related, we did two batches of home made pecan pralines to gift to my husbands coworkers.

[Anonymous No.9899060]

>>9899055
Fak

[Anonymous No.9899077]

>>9899060
Why did you let a bunch of chimps into your house to shit on your counter? At least you put wax paper down first.

[Anonymous No.9899087]

>>9898927
Why no kids anon? If you don't mind me asking. At the moment I'm replacing my motherly needs by cooking giant batches of pasta sauce, then being miserable that I have no friends or family to share it with and having to freeze it all ;_;

[Anonymous No.9899099]

>>9897136

[Anonymous No.9899100]

>>9899087
Y-you can cook with me anon.
>no good close girlfriends that enjoy cooking because most of them have zero real life skills
>tfw they always invite you to eat out but you just want to stay in and save money

[Anonymous No.9899109]

>>9899087
infertility

ditto on the big batches of sauce. canning things is good too, feels good to make a lot of food and give to people (when there are people to give it to)
pickles are good because even when no one wants them they stay good for a long time and i like to make german rouladen all the time

[Anonymous No.9899115]

>>9899100
Anon pls be Australian.. I understand 100%. Would love to have days in the kitchen making big brunches or dinners and having wine etc with girlfriends. Plus I need people to share cheese boards with instead of eating them all myself.

[Anonymous No.9899127]

>>9897136
fwiw i'm a 33 year old woman living in nyc who's probably ~30lbs overweight

[Anonymous No.9899128]

19 year old chef de partie, walked straight into the job

[Anonymous No.9899137]

>>9899109
I'm really sorry to hear that

Haven't tried canning before, there's an old fermenting thread on here I was checking out earlier that was pretty insightful. But first it would be great to start making some jams for pastries, scones etc (it's easier and I'm hopeless lel)

e.g. pic related is the burn I gave myself yesterday from the bottom of my saucepan

[Anonymous No.9899152]

>>9899137
unfortunate burn give it kisses good luck friend

jam is definitely easier, but do not skip on any steps. one skipped step and your jam will be syrup or won't last
also somewhat worth noting, but if you like solid chunks of fruit in your jam look for a recipe that goes for that. a lot of jam recipes online really hardcore go against solid pieces of fruit and write the entire recipe around not having this

[Anonymous No.9899173]

>>9897136
>BIG
>STINKY
>NEET

[Anonymous No.9899184]

>>9899077
Chimp poo is a black as coal. You would know that if you had a proper education.

[Anonymous No.9899220]

>>9899184

[Anonymous No.9899253]

>>9899004
>le mustard race xp

[Anonymous No.9899254]

>>9899152
Thank you! Appreciate the tips, all about the chunky fruit life so will definitely take that into account. Will add 'make strawberry jam' to my 'bake until you're covered in flour' plans for NYE

[Anonymous No.9899255]

>>9899184
You wouldn't be working fast food and shitposting in a disgusting public bathroom while at work if you had a proper education.

[Anonymous No.9899263]

>>9898124
ill be your chef gf and cook for you please date me

[Anonymous No.9899286]

>>9899263
Ay baby, want sum fuk

[Anonymous No.9899345]

>>9899115
not that anon and i'm american but i feel the same way. i just want to make brunch and get drunk at 10 am with the gals but i'm the only one who knows how to cook

[Anonymous No.9899347]

>>9898679
He's not wrong ya' know.

[Anonymous No.9899355]

>>9898859
Dude I'm just giving you shit, I'm sure you're used to it. I already get enough shit for having red hair. What matters is making the most of what you have.

[Anonymous No.9899360]

>>9897136
5'5, 115, ginger, female, ama

[Anonymous No.9899372]

>>9899360
What do you cook?

[Anonymous No.9899375]

>>9899360
backdoor friendly?

[Anonymous No.9899376]

>>9899355
It's fine, man. I'm not upset at all.
What makes you think my hair is red, though?

[Anonymous No.9899385]

>>9899345
>>9899115
>You will never have a comfy weekend morning making fluffy pancakes and coffee with your girlsfriends
>You will never cook elaborate multi course meals on holidays together
>You will never bond with someone over handmade pasta

[Anonymous No.9899389]

Currently a student, 20, supported by my bf so I take on all the housework and cooking. I typically lurk but occasionally I’ll post meals

Don’t really save pics, so sorry for weird getup! I’m on the right.

[Anonymous No.9899402]

>>9897586
You had to fucking include software in there.

[Anonymous No.9899403]

>>9897265
fuck all these people itt. looks like a happy life man, best regards

[Anonymous No.9899410]

>>9897136
23
Female
Food is one of the great joys in life and /ck/ produces a nice mix of quality OC content and rampant shitposting that's comfy as fuck. ily all

[Anonymous No.9899417]

>>9897297
Which field? I'm finishing up a combined major in bio and chem and I'm hoping to do a master's in something biofuel related (either genetics or chemistry).

[Anonymous No.9899418]

>>9899385
I didn't want these feels

[Anonymous No.9899422]

>>9899410
london

[Anonymous No.9899430]

24yo m software engineer
I have to eat so I figure I may as well enjoy cooking, mostly just lurk

[Anonymous No.9899480]

>>9897574
>Post picture of self and son on 4chan
>Getting this upset

[Anonymous No.9899486]

>>9899255
Im posting from a disgusting bathroom in a factory. Not much of an improvement.

[Anonymous No.9899510]

32 year old sous chef and (usually functioning) al/ck/. I kind of look like pic related but with glasses and a beer belly.

[Anonymous No.9899541]

>>9897327

Pic

[Anonymous No.9899547]

>>9898230
I love your dog. That is a good dog right there. Please pet them for me.

[Anonymous No.9899553]

>>9899376
No I didn't mean to say you have red hair, I meant that people give me a ton of shit for being a ginger. People will call me a "fucking ginger" as though I'm something to be swept off the floor.

Kinda drunk rn so needed to vent that, pay no mind.

[Anonymous No.9899560]

>>9899077
They're on wax paper? Look closely.

[Anonymous No.9899563]

>>9899541
Shave your neck up to your jawline and trim your cheeks going on a line starting from the top of your ear to the corners of your mouth. Also, trim that unibrow.

Do that and you'll be really good looking

[Anonymous No.9899565]

>>9899563
btw ignore the mustache when you trim your cheeks

[Anonymous No.9899570]

>>9899563
This

[Anonymous No.9899572]

>>9899541
But very handsome anon, we'd have cute curly haired babs

[Anonymous No.9899579]

>>9899560

I was going to say that poorfags don't know the difference between granite and formica, but looking at the rest of your kitchen it's likely that your counter is granite print formica.

[Anonymous No.9899611]

>>9899579
I'm not that guy. Are you okay? Is there any particular reason you like being a cunt online?

[Anonymous No.9899616]

>>9899563

That's usually how I clean myself up yeah, but I work pretty asocially in IT and by midweek I can look a bit shaggy out of laziness.

[Anonymous No.9899638]

>>9897197
Most boards are easily 70m/30w

Here's some guesses at boards, in men/women/trannies
g: 80/5/15
ck: 60/35/5
cgl:25/60/15
fa: 5/5/90

[Anonymous No.9899640]

>>9899611

I'm drunk. What's your excuse?

[Anonymous No.9899643]

>>9899640
I can see that he put wax paper on the counter top.

[Anonymous No.9899653]

>>9899643

I'm not the anon who thought that the wax paper was the counter top. I just figured he was only aware of what cheap counters look like and that's why he didn't realize there was wax paper down.

[Anonymous No.9899657]

>>9899640
lol, are you still deluded enough to thing that being drunk is an excuse for being an asshole? assholes become bigger assholes when they drink. alright people don't become assholes when they drink.

[Anonymous No.9899658]

>>9899653
Maybe you should have another drink.

[Anonymous No.9899661]

>tfw i just realized 95% of /ck/ is alcoholic food service workers and drug addicts

[Anonymous No.9899670]

>>9899657

>are you still deluded enough to thing that being drunk is an excuse for being an asshole
>still

Of course not. Why do you think I'm drinking alone and posting on an anonymous image board?

>>9899658

>implying i ever stopped

[Anonymous No.9899673]

>>9899661

You shouldn't generalize from a single thread. There are far fewer pros on /ck/ than this thread makes it seem.

[Anonymous No.9899682]

>>9898537
Be my wife I’m fit, self employed (residential contractor) homeowner 35 6’ Rural Midwest.

I have been a line cook, brick oven pizza guy. And a host of other trades I won’t go into. Socially decently adjusted and have some good friends. Single by choice at my age I’m pretty specific about what I want to accomplish moving foreword.. and it doesn’t involve single moms or bar thots. I cook for fun now, every day and eat like a king. I’m thinking about getting an Irish setter.

[Anonymous No.9899694]

>>9898603
Yo I’m from sconnie too. Which county? Polk here

[Anonymous No.9899711]

>>9899694
dodge

[Anonymous No.9899723]

>>9899360
Are you shy? Cause shy redheads are my kryptonite

[Anonymous No.9899739]

>>9897655
This is bizarrely aesthetic. I'm using it later.

[Anonymous No.9899741]

>>9899711
Good luck with he dog stuff anon. And stay warm cause this cold is SOME SHiT

[Anonymous No.9899743]

>>9899682
Issue would be that I'm in Aus (unfortunately). I've lived on old run down farms for years with my pets, happy to be a home maker, enjoy art/reading/some political discussion and a good glass of wine.

So if you'd like to talk I'm around. Not a 'social media' fan but happy to use chat apps.

[Anonymous No.9899751]

>>9899743
That’s cool I’m always down for a chat. Plenty of questions about Australia, the wilderness in particular.
You can kik me
Suprshreddr

[Anonymous No.9899757]

>>9899360

Kek. People actually fell for this poor bait.

[Anonymous No.9899769]

>>9899751
Sure, will download and get it set up

[Anonymous No.9899772]

>>9899741
Thanks. I have to talk to the wife before I contact the guy any more about the pup. I already have three horse sized dogs.

[Anonymous No.9899790]

>>9899772
Yeah better check with her before you add to the inside livestock. If you couldn’t tell I’m anon who blindly propositioned ausgrlanon. I’m driving east across the state to pick up an Irish setter sometime after the first. I had a Gordon. She was a beautiful dog. I hunt pheasant and grouse (very tasty) so I need a dog that will hunt and be lovable inside. Setters take the cake

[Anonymous No.9899794]

>>9899769
Ok looking forward to a chat.

[Anonymous No.9899806]

>>9899790
My place is the right size for it. It is going to be more about the time it would take out of the other things I do. I am attentive to my doggos above much else. Sorta pisses her off sometimes, but I doubt it will be an issue.

[Anonymous No.9899811]

>>9899806
Heh. Yeah I have noticed girls can get peeved about the bond between man and dog, and the time and attention given to them. I get a kick out of it

[Anonymous No.9899918]

>>9899772
I hope she says yes. Daisy is a great dog and doesnt deserve to die just because I cant find a better paying job.

[Anonymous No.9899924]

>>9899918
She is awesome dude. I am sure it will be cool. How old is she? Doesn't matter really. Already in love.

[Anonymous No.9899926]

>>9897136
22yo hot asian girl

[Anonymous No.9899931]

>>9899918
Super cute

[Anonymous No.9899978]

>>9899926
Redhead Asian.. that would be ideal

[Anonymous No.9900011]

>>9899924
Shes 4. good with people and animals. Loves to go on hikes. Pretty good off lease. Doesnt bark much. Mostly just grunts. Very healthy other than the addisons. Well and cherry eye. But thats cosmetic. It really painful to give her up. I dont want to. Shes my best friend. I considered getting rid of my wife first.

[Anonymous No.9900013]

>>9897136
A 30 yr. old woman who's an alcoholic line cook with depression who goes to eat fast food everyday for lunch
She has a one room apartment covered in pictures of review brah

[Anonymous No.9900035]

>>9900011
sounds like she is a good fit. will be in contact some time tomorrow. My boys are almost 2, 4, and the old man is 9 and mainly just sleeps and teaches the other two. She will probably be the boss. Seems to be how it goes when I have a female. I will sell the wife on having another girl around.

[Anonymous No.9900133]

22 f asian

165cm 57kg

long black hair, muddy poo coloured eyes

[Anonymous No.9900139]

>>9897870
literally off yourself, bud, fucking cringe as shit in here

[Anonymous No.9900161]

I'm a 40 year old cab driver in NYC who loves to cook...

[Anonymous No.9900173]

>>9899055
cheers m8:)

im 33
i like cats
im in permabulk mode but i lift shit at work nonstop and it keeps me grizzly
i like to cook cuz im cheap

[Anonymous No.9900172]

>>9897265
I'd cum inside all of your swarthy-coloured son's orifices

[Anonymous No.9900176]

>>9897136
>Is it all bored alcoholic single moms?
>Average house wives?
>Ugly hipster feminists?
This isn't /co/ or /cgl/

[Anonymous No.9900195]

19 year old, college student, male, 5'9, 162lbs. Professionally diagnosed with autism. I spend most of my time watching anime or posting stupid shit on other boards. I occasionally come here to post pics of shit I cook.

[Anonymous No.9900198]

>>9900173

p....p.p-Pattie?

[Anonymous No.9900206]

>>9898457
>Lower your standards and find someone to fuck and socialize with
this is me rn i dont know if i was snobby as a defense mechanism or just social anxiety/autism

[Anonymous No.9900207]

>>9897696
Mostly the same, minus the female part

I'm disappointed in the low number of French users on /ck/

[Anonymous No.9900223]

>>9897136
>Male, 32
>6 foot
>230 lbs
>Has job

[Anonymous No.9900226]

>>9898046
Go back to cgl, Ana chan

[Anonymous No.9900228]

>>9898083
Posting a picture of yourself isn't narcissistic, stop the dichotomy

[Anonymous No.9900232]

>>9897972
Unless you're brutally unattractive/psychopathic, med school was a waste of your time.

[Anonymous No.9900250]

>>9898260
>the creepos on the internet
>creepos
are you 18?
also wtf do you think would happen to his kid? they masturbate to his picture? how does that do any harm to him?

[Anonymous No.9900290]

>>9897136
22 yo housewife.
Is good life.

[Anonymous No.9900333]

>>9898623

>he doesn't want to meet insane trannies he only knows through video games

What are you, gay?

[Anonymous No.9900353]

>>9899389

You're cute af

[Anonymous No.9900354]

>>9899541
D r E a M y

[Anonymous No.9900367]

>>9897136
I'm a skinny twink

[Anonymous No.9900386]

>>9900228
Let me have my hyperbole.

[Anonymous No.9900388]

23yo. trying to get /fit/. im here because fuck chicken breast and meal prep.