Grocery store pet peeves

[Anonymous No.9890886]

>someone who examines a product for ten minutes just to put it back and walk away
>children who run around the store and touch all the produce
>people who uses mobile scooters when they clearly don't need to

What's yours?

[Anonymous No.9890892]

>>9890886
>>someone who examines a product for ten minutes just to put it back and walk away
if i'm not blocking the aisle and i put it back where it's supposed to be i'll spend as long as I fucking like examining the nutrition content and package weight looking for the best deal by volume and protein/fiber content, thank you.

Here's mine though:

>EBT
>Just fucking EBT

[Anonymous No.9890912]

>>9890892
fpbp OP is confirmed autism

[Anonymous No.9890934]

When the Jester harassing me instead of others.
Why single me out?
I understand you were sentenced to 1500 hours of community disservice but why follow me around?
Pick someone who doesn't already know your games.

[Anonymous No.9890952]

calling the cart a "trolley"

[Anonymous No.9890968]

>big colorful price tag indicating a sale
>its not actually on sale
>its the normal price and has a big colorful tag to try and trick people

[Anonymous No.9890978]

>>9890934
>Shopping for cabbages
>the Jester keeps sneaking melons into your basket

FUCK OFF AND NO I DON'T WANT A BALLOON ANIMAL

[Anonymous No.9890985]

>>9890968
Oh stores do this all the time. Another thing they'll do is put stuff on the special displays at the end of each aisle, called End Caps. People automatically assume these items are on sale because they're highlighted.

If an item is on sale it is required to list what the regular price is and how much it is marked down. And "rollback" or "reduction" is not the same thing. Also something being on Clearance does not automatically mean it's being sold cheaper.

Cheaper items will usually be higher up, above the eye level of both children and adults

[Anonymous No.9890990]

>>9890886
People who don't move out of the way and crowd the aisle.

[Anonymous No.9890999]

>>9890952
>calling the buggy a "cart"

[Anonymous No.9891002]

>>9890886
Whats wrong with taking your time and judging your purchases carefully?

I work at walmart so finding 10-15 dollar steaks in the clothing department, spoiled.

[Anonymous No.9891004]

>>9890934
>>9890978
Could you explain, for someone not living in North America, what exactly is a Jester?

[Anonymous No.9891008]

>keep glancing the jester grinning at me throughout shopping experience
>watching carefully but never see him doing anything
>pay for all my items without incident
>hear him cackling while leaving the store
>get home and check groceries
>everything appears to be in order
>don't know if he did something incredibly sneaky or just fucking with me
>about to throw everything away
>but what if that is his plan?
>break down and have a panic attack
>meanwhile groceries are slowly expiring on the counter

HELP

[Anonymous No.9891025]

>>9891004
The grocery store jester is the jovial fellow that resides in the grocery store and pranks people. The pranks can run from simple embarrassment to completely ruining your life depending on the jester.

[Anonymous No.9891028]

>>9891004
Sometimes when criminals get sentenced in America and on rare occasionally Canada they instead get Community Disservice as a punishment between 1000-4000 hours with 1500 being the average.

They are then forced to volunteer at grocery stores to pester and hassle customers as some sort of marketing tactic. Damn American laws are strange man.

[Anonymous No.9891037]

>>9891025
>>9891028
>hassle customers as some sort of marketing tactic
America wtf is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.9891044]

>someone in front of you uses a coupon
>it’s expired
>hold up the line for 30 minutes

>someone in front of you signs up for the rewards card

[Anonymous No.9891045]

>>9891037
Land of the Free
Home of the Pranks.

[Anonymous No.9891063]

>>9890999
calling the scooter a "horseless tumbrel"

[Anonymous No.9891068]

>>9890892
Careful anon you might fall off that high horse

[Anonymous No.9891070]

>>9890886
>people who uses mobile scooters when they clearly don't need to
Americans ladies and gentlemen

[Anonymous No.9891080]

>>9891028
>>9891025
>>9891008
>>9891004
>>9890978
>>9890934
This jester shit isn't funny at all and you should all just stop, you should all feel ashamed for being such retarded unfunny losers, start a fucking grocery store jester thread if you wanna do this cringey shit

[Anonymous No.9891081]

>>9891004
It's a failed /ck/ forced meme kinda like the no singles policy in theatres on /tv/

[Anonymous No.9891084]

>>9891080
>this coming from a Varg poster

[Anonymous No.9891085]

How do you get mad at grocery shopping? It's the easiest damn thing and you don't have to interact with anyone if you don't want to. Stop getting mad at every little thing.

[Anonymous No.9891087]

>>9891084
What do you mean?

[Anonymous No.9891088]

>>9891084
At least I'm not a faggot jester-poster

[Anonymous No.9891091]

>>9891081
But the anvil and penis inspections are actually funny. Jesters are not

[Anonymous No.9891097]

Also, my pet peeve is black people.
Just blacks in general.
They smell. Like coco butter, sweat, cigarettes, burnt skin, doo doo, menthols, burnt hair, just pure shit. They stink.
Ugly too. Like walking apes.

[Anonymous No.9891442]

When an Indian couple is at the cash register with a full shopping cart and before loading each item on the conveyer belt they check ALL the ingredients on every item to check for cow subtances like gelatin.

[Anonymous No.9891452]

>>9891085
Screaming babies, feral mexican children, people trying some coupon shit with their smart phone that inevitably doesn't work and takes 5 minutes to resolve.

[Anonymous No.9891457]

>>9890886
People who use their credit card to buy one cheap item. ONE. It takes too long.

[Anonymous No.9891498]

>no price tag for a product
Sure, it probably costs not much more than the one next to it, or i could flag down a worker and have him go to the register and waste everyones time checking the price.. or just buy soomething else
>Old price: 2.19; New price: 2.15
What a deal!

[Anonymous No.9891500]

>>9891457
Don't you have paywave or chip and pin yet?
What thirdworld shithole do you live in??

[Anonymous No.9891501]

>>9890892
While EBT is 95% deadbeat lowlife niggers and other varieties of human waste, there is a small minority of struggling white American families who actually need to use it for a little while to support themselves like the system was originally intended for

[Anonymous No.9891502]

>>9891097
True.

[Anonymous No.9891566]

>Going on about how "it rang up wrong!" and holding up the fucking register
>Staff comes and tells them they basically don't know how to read
>Acts like nothing happened despite the minor tantrum they just had
>Doesn't even apologize to the people in line or the cashier

I swear between these fucks and coupon hags, it's always on express.

[Anonymous No.9891571]

>someone who examines a product for ten minutes just to put it back and walk away
wait is this bad
i'm just looking at the nutrition info
i'll stop if it's really annoying i'm sorry :<

[Anonymous No.9891575]

>when you take the last carton of milk on a row and catch a glimpse of the dairy reaper, locking eyes with him as he fades into the black ether, and for a nanosecond you saw the way you will die
Also black people spreading their kids and carts out over an aisle like a blockade

[Anonymous No.9891577]

>>9891004
It's codeword for Reddit

[Anonymous No.9891579]

>Looking for a slightly less-common product like sauerkraut or pate
>The "artisan" "select" version is very easy to find, usually in some fancy display case
>The normal -$10 cheaper version is hidden in a little corner of the store you'd never think to look in

[Anonymous No.9891585]

>>9890886
I have seen some pretty horrible shit but so far the worst people at the grocery are the employees themselves
Every time you go to pay the cashieer rushes through your groceries throwing shit everywhere trying to get you out as fast as possible and as soon as she is done she starts with the guy behind, I shit you not I had my groceries mixed with 3 other people all trying to bag their own and the cunt kept going
But it's ok because I figured it out now, I won't even attempt to pay until I already took my time and bagfed every single thing, she can't actually charge anyone else until I paid

[Anonymous No.9891788]

>>9891080
t. Jester

[Anonymous No.9891816]

>>9891571
Don't stop, anon. He's just a cranky pants. As long as your cart is off to the side, and you're not blocking anyone, you're just fine.

[Anonymous No.9891820]

>>9891579
"Sesame seeds in baking isle - $5 for a small McCormick container.

Go to the Asian isle, and get a 1 pound bag of Sesame seeds for $3.

[Anonymous No.9891865]

i hate the carts they slow me down, i will literally pack the basket so fucking full i need to carry it with 2 hands.

[Anonymous No.9891872]

>>9891820
Fucking this.
So glad I have an Indian Market near my house. Giant bags of every spice you could ever need for pocket change.

>>9891865
nigga
>get reusable bags
>get shopping cart
>slowly and carefully slip half of my groceries into the reuseable bags
>Pay for the other half
>Get a full load of groceries half off
you just ain't usin them rite

[Anonymous No.9891926]

>>9890886
>>people who uses mobile scooters when they clearly don't need to
you can't see all disabilities, dude

[Anonymous No.9891928]

>>9891872
>Giant bags of poo encrusted metal laden mystery material for pocket change

What a bargain

[Anonymous No.9891947]

>>9891501
Or they can just stop posting in /pol/ and get a real job.

[Anonymous No.9891950]

>>9890886
These fucking threads.

[Anonymous No.9891951]

>>9891500
>Chip and pin
Sure, I've got an hour to waste while my transaction is approved. Worst euro import since Europeans.

[Anonymous No.9891953]

>>9891926
>t. Fatty full of excuses

[Anonymous No.9892404]

>>9891452
Stop shopping in the nigger part of town at 3 AM.

[Anonymous No.9892576]

>>9891816
yes I agree. But I see a lot of the same people throughout the store doing it with non-food items.

[Anonymous No.9892585]

>>9892576
>Person standing in front of something I need
>Say "excuse me" as I get closer
>Give them 3 seconds, if they don't move say "Just gonna grab this" and push my way to whatever I need
I'll ask you to move once and if you don't I will just move you. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.9892591]

>>9891950
(((you)))

[Anonymous No.9892661]

>Any customer that breathes down your neck while you're organizing the shelves. Speak, take what you need or begone.
>The faggots who put a frozen food item in the refrigerated foods section
>Anyone who puts a damaged item, liquid contents no less in the non-damaged items. Leave it on the floor, you idiot
>"Excuse me, do you know where X is?"
>Points to it right next to her.
>Stupid smile, followed by "My eyes aren't what they used to be."
>Any idiot that leaves non-food items in a food area
>Any mother (keyword) with multiple kids. I had to tell a little niglet to stop slamming the salami on the railing. The look he gave me was priceless. Any black kid that looks at me. I literally tell them aloud "I ain't your daddy.".

My current job keeps me from the front end, so I don't know what they have to deal with, but I know the game based on my first job at Kroger. Fuck, I can't forget the shittier days and customers I met during that time.

[Anonymous No.9892826]

>come out of isle
>soccer mom power walking full speed
>yells MOVE and keeps going
>that person who stands in the middle of the fucking row and doesnt hear you
>that woman who peels open milk jug just for a sniff test
>that soccer mom who abuses the fuck out of free samples
>that indian man who shakes fucking soda bottles to test carbonation
>that family that buys a bike for their kid and their card gets declined 50 times
Ive never seen a successful bike purchase at wally world

[Anonymous No.9892855]

>>9891928
This post made me laugh really hard

[Anonymous No.9892865]

>>9890892
>EBT

It’s on a card. Cards are fine. The real niggers are the people who want to pay by check.

[Anonymous No.9892867]

>>9892826
>that person in the middle of the fucking row and doesn't hear you

you're doing it all wrong. what I do is get closer and they usually move. It doesn't work on landwhales on scooters, though.

[Anonymous No.9893322]

>>9890968
>Buy one get two free!
>price/lb is triple what it normally is

[Anonymous No.9893342]

>>9893322
>they quietly raise prices before a sale
>the sale just brings it back to the normal price but they can get away with calling it "savings"

[Anonymous No.9893347]

>>9893342
>the sale prices are higher than the original prices

[Anonymous No.9893462]

>>9892404
That's the scary thing...it wasn't that part of town. The problem with mexicans is they keep breeding and spreading. They start to appear in places they weren't before, and ruin it with their fat undisciplined kids and their awful language. I hate everything spanish, the language, culture, all of it; at least in the US. They don't belong here and I wish this country would grow a pair and deport them en masse. Revoke citizenship for any infraction. Close the border and shoot any who try to cross.

[Anonymous No.9893642]

>>9891452
>feral mexican children

[Anonymous No.9893664]

>>9891585
The problem is you're too fucking slow.
>Finish ringing out an old woman.
>Stare at her as she spends the next 2 minutes organizing her purse and wallet before grabbing her last bag and getting the fuck out the way.

[Anonymous No.9893666]

>>9891501
Get a load of this faggot.

[Anonymous No.9893725]

>>9893462
t. 56% White Tyrone Gonzales

[Anonymous No.9893807]

>Thing has a price on tag.
>Price is only if you have their membership card

[Anonymous No.9893827]

>>9893807
Where the hell even does this anymore? Both Fred Meyers and Albertsons used to do that bullshit but they stopped forever ago, and just give you gas rewards instead

[Anonymous No.9893832]

>>9893827
Food Lion, Giant and Weis all do this.

[Anonymous No.9893838]

>>9890886
>someone who examines a product for ten minutes just to put it back and walk away
I do this, OP. Ask me anything.

[Anonymous No.9893848]

>>9893827
Practically everywhere in the mid-atlantic

[Anonymous No.9893920]

>>9890886
>I'm sorry ma'am, but it says here your card is declined
>"Try it again"

[Anonymous No.9893924]

>>9891951
u wot?

We've got PayWave in .au where you just tap your card on the device and the transaction is as instant as the audible "beep". Done.

[Anonymous No.9893960]

>>9893924
The tech for it in burgerland has been spotty and shit to broken since this has been implemented. It will probably take another 2 years before it to not be shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.9893972]

>>9893920
For what it's worth, my card was declined two weeks ago in Napa for like a $30 tab of drinks and when the guy ran it again like I told him (I knew how much was on my card), the shit worked. I also used to work in retail for 5 years and trying the card again did work a lot of times.

Anyways...

>Cashiers who comment on your items
>Self checkouts that have no one around for an ID check on your booze or cold medicine
>A pushy deli person that tries to get you to buy fresh cut meat or hot chicken instead of cold packaged stuff
>Pushy sushi person offering me free samples
>The motherfucking parking lot

Seriously though, the comment/deli thing is the worst. I like to pick up an occasional cheap cold treat for my dog. It's none of your business if I'm buying a weird looking cup of sliced roast beef, or some fried chicken that's $4.00 off.

[Anonymous No.9893989]

>>9893960
Funny thing is that it sounds a lot like our Victorian public transport MYKI system and that was made by an American company.

Now I hope they got their missile guidance software right because when Trump hits the button that shit could fly anywhere. lol

[Anonymous No.9893998]

>>9890886
Aisle blocking is my main one.

TREAT IT LIKE ROAD TRAFFIC FOLKS

[Anonymous No.9894013]

>>9893972
>Buying alcohol at the self checkout.

Face your shame like a man and and give kyle your booze money for the second time today.

[Anonymous No.9894066]

>>9894013
I don't know where you shop, but the actual checkouts have lines of 4-5 people. At the self-checkout, I can get my 20 pack of Miller High Life and two prepackaged egg salad sandwiches out in under 3 minutes if someone is standing around saying I'm clearly over 21.

[Anonymous No.9894092]

>be young kid with sister
>always go to grocery store with mom
>every time we get to register we go to that little side stand with the gum/chocolate/mints
>we take every pack of gum off the shelf and press our noses into them and sniff them
>smells really good
>always laughing having a good time smelling all the gum
>can only imagine what the other people in line / cashier were thinking

I regret my sins anon

[Anonymous No.9894217]

>>9891575
>Dairy reaper

[Anonymous No.9894251]

>Someone takes up one half of the aisle with their cart
>They also take up the other half of the aisle bending down to "browse" for things

These people are inconsiderate cunts and they always just say "I'm just browsing" when you confront them.

[Anonymous No.9894340]

>>9894251
sometimes i wonder if people do things like that deliberately just to experience some form of social interaction. maybe "excuse me!" will be the only words spoken to them that day.

slightly related
https://youtu.be/sZopkHLj_-Q?t=5s

[Anonymous No.9894480]

>manlet pit by the meat section

[Anonymous No.9894615]

>that one customer who tried to argue with me about Consumer Laws

It happens a lot more than you think.

[Anonymous No.9894624]

>>9890886
I will out for people like u, I take things out of peoples carts while chatting them up. Not Walmart tier, mostly Harris teeter or the recently closed martins.

[Anonymous No.9894669]

>>9891008
>work at whole foods as the designated jester
>take loaves of gluten free bread out of people's carts and replace them with regular bread with "GLUTEN FREE" written in sharpie

No one is safe

[Anonymous No.9894673]

>>9890886
someone made this thread literally word for word with the same exact picture not even 3 days ago

is this a bot or

[Anonymous No.9894685]

>>9894092
as a parent and impatient shopper i have to say i always get a warm tender feeling when i see kids having dumb innocent fun and i always feel bad when i see them subjected to mean parents or disapproving adults to the point where i will berate or intimidate the adults
you get a pass anon

[Anonymous No.9894694]

>people who bring their "service animal" in to the store when it clearly hasn't been trained and proceeds to run around and eat packaged meat or whatever else is around. Half the time they are like fucking chihuahuas or something.

[Anonymous No.9894773]

>>9894615
>The Junior Internet Lawyer who wants to claim everything is false advertising or bait and switch
Here's a protip: If you don't buy anything (no transaction has taken place) then 99% of the time no law has been broken. Reserve right to refuse service and fuck off.

[Anonymous No.9894781]

>>9894773
Happened to me yesterday with a lady who was like "you gotta charge me the lower price" on 2 very different items. I said "no I don't, because that only applies if the item scans at a different price than the price that is on the ticket" She lost her shit and I told her to get her things and leave.

Actually this lady was a complete and utter baboon, I had never raised my voice to a customer until then.

[Anonymous No.9894865]

>people who cant stick to the right side of the aisle and proceed to walk down the middle of it at a snails pace while leaning on their cart to dick around on their phone
>people who take a cart to buy 3 items case they also cant keep to one side of the aisle
>people who traverse through the store the wrong way
>people who roll their carts right up to the dairy coolers and freezers and proceed to block the way for a minute deciding if they really want to buy something
>people who ditch perishables in non perishable areas cause we all end up paying for them fucking up products

the inability for people to keep to one side of the aisle pisses me off the most. like how do all these stupid niggers get their driving permits or avoid getting fired from their jobs for being incompetent?

[Anonymous No.9894897]

>>9890886
when parents get their kids to stand in line as place keepers while they shop and then they just cut the line with a cart full of shit right when you should rightfully be next to check out.

[Anonymous No.9894948]

>>9891037
Haven't you seen our television? We like mean humor. I mean, yeah, I've been burned pretty fucking bad by the Key Food Jester a few times, but would I rather have a boring shopping experience with no plot twists? Fuck that

[Anonymous No.9894964]

>retirement homes that bus their residents to the store twice a week
I know it's a nice thing to do for them but it makes the front end grind to a halt.
>kids who are too focused on their ipad
They aimlessly pace around and don't look where they're going. We've already found a few who wandered into the stock room or started following behind strangers. Complaints from their soccer moms if our Wi-Fi is acting up.
>hearing at least 3 renditions of "last christmas" every hour during the holiday season
I just fucking hate Wham.

[Anonymous No.9894977]

>>9894964
Last Christmas is arguably the worst Christmas song of all time.

[Anonymous No.9894981]

>people who grab the milk at the back on small jugs
>people who grab from the back in general

[Anonymous No.9894986]

>>9894981
I'm going to get the milk with the latest date regardless of where it is located and you can't stop me.

[Anonymous No.9894989]

>>9894981
>not getting the newest product

[Anonymous No.9894993]

>Buy salmon fillet with my christmas money
>When I open it, I realize I actually just brought salmon skins
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FORTY DOLLARS AND MY ENTIRE EVENING WASTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9895003]

>>9892576
>But I see a lot of the same people throughout the store doing it with non-food items.
Hey I don't block shit when I check out the cashiers

[Anonymous No.9895006]

>>9894217
Some of the dairy employees prefer to work with the lights out
The lights on the milk still shines and actually looks better from the customers view

[Anonymous No.9895008]

>>9891044
>someone in front of you uses a coupon
>it’s expired
>hold up the line for 30 minutes

"I don't understand why I can't use this, I used the same coupon at the other store just the other day!"
"Can't you make an exception just this once?"
"The other clerk let me!"
"What's your name? [looks over nose at nametag] "I'll be sure to report you."

[Anonymous No.9895023]

>collect shopping carts for store
>any holiday or big sale
>waves of fat & or lazy people leaving the store with carts that have only a few items or bags
>children that could carry groceries but instead their parents just leave with a cart for a toy and a bag of chips

[Anonymous No.9895105]

>customer puts their cart sideways, blocking the aisle
>wanders around looking at the products without touching anything

[Anonymous No.9895112]

>rampage shooter with shotgun trying to kill his fellow employees
>missing nearly every shot and destroying merchandise everywhere because he won't aim down the sights or use a stock

[Anonymous No.9895115]

>>9893342
>sale ends
>prices don't go back down

Or with gas prices here in new zealand
>price of oil goes up during middle east thing
>gas goes up basically from $1.25 to $3.00
>price of oil didn't go up anywhere near the amount
>price of oil went down to original prices last year
>price of gas went down to like, $2.20
>this is per liter (quarter gallon)
>NZD vs USD is around 1.9x what it was when this disaster started as well, so real price of gas right now is about five times what it previously was
>when the price of oil is now comparitively cheaper that it used to be
Fucking kikes, I swear to god

[Anonymous No.9895118]

>>9890886
>when the talentless poor losers working there think they are real people, and think they exist for any other reason than to serve us, the people shopping there.
I can't even tell you how often I have to tell the literal retards they have working as cashiers to shut up with their inane drivel and gossip, because I cannot possibly give a shit about anything they could possibly have to say, just bag my groceries and let me get back to my day.

[Anonymous No.9895123]

>go into store with sweater hood pulled up
>store guard keeps following me around
>never says anything
>I never say anything
>it's become an integral part of my shopping experience

[Anonymous No.9895125]

>>9894989
>getting the one everyone touched before you

[Anonymous No.9895130]

>>9894993
i got you senpai https://www.thekitchn.com/recipe-crispy-salmon-skin-231079

happy holidays from me to you

[Anonymous No.9895138]

>>9893920
>>9893972
It won't (or shouldn't) say declined unless there was an actually declinement due to monetary terms. If the person presses the wrong account, or the card fails to read, literally any machine will say specifically that.

[Anonymous No.9895185]

>Americans

[Anonymous No.9895192]

>two checkout lanes open
>big ass lines
>get in the shorter one
>almost to the front
>35-40yo hamplanet with a 2 cart train in front of me pulls out two gallon ziplocks of coupons out of purse
>this_shit.gif
>keeps trying to combine coupons and shit that isn't allowed, gets angry
>belittles and insults the teenage cashier to tears, calling her a worthless thief whore, spiteful little skinny bitch (lol), asks if her mother is proud of raising such a stupid cunt of a daughter, etc. for not letting her make up her own coupon rules
>manager has to come over and handle it because the poor cashier girl is a blubbering mess and is presumably sent off to a break room or something
>she ends up saving about $30 on a $350+ purchase
>as i'm checking out i see manager tap hamplanet on the shoulder when she's leaving
>the second she turns around he snaps a picture of her with some shitty point and shoot
>"what was that for?"
>"it's for the do not serve list. I don't need you to keep upsetting my customers and employees by making a damn scene"
>hamplanet starts reeeeeing, but leaves anyway when manager waves over the rent-a-cop
The backup cashier they brought out to replace the girl told me she's done this a few times. How the fuck are there people like that who would tear into a stranger for not being able to stack 5 of the same 20% off coupons so their $2 bottle of mustard is free?

[Anonymous No.9895205]

>>9895123
>start wandering back and forth between isles
>picking things up
>circling a few times
>putting them right back in the correct place
>just spend your time having fun with the guy

[Anonymous No.9895212]

People who bring 11 items in a 10 item limit and claim 6 of the same product is just 1.

People who don't let me buy one thing when they have a huge ass cart ahead of me(stores that don't have minimum item checkouts)

[Anonymous No.9895216]

>>9890886
People

[Anonymous No.9895217]

>>9895212
item limit?

[Anonymous No.9895227]

>>9895217
Sometimes all you want is queso and pepperoni sticks so you go to thr express aisle

[Anonymous No.9895380]

>>9895123
Just take your hood off.

[Anonymous No.9895382]

Customers who park their cart on one side of the isle then stand on the other side of the isle to look at a product on the side of the isle they parked their cart at.
People who shop out of state just so they can get their states sales tax break to save three dollars in sales tax.
People who do not use dividers when checking out groceries.
"people" who smell like they live in a house made of cat urine and dog and refuse to bathe before going shopping.

[Anonymous No.9895385]

>>9895212
Six bananas counts as one though.
And two onions as one.

[Anonymous No.9895394]

>>9895192
>How the fuck are there people like that who would tear into a stranger for not being able to stack 5 of the same 20% off coupons so their $2 bottle of mustard is free?

Because they're not getting what they want. And they think that by acting like a cunt, they'll get their own way. I had a guy come in with a half-full chocolate milk and asked if he could return it "because when he got it it was already opened". It was pretty obvious he drank it and is now trying to get money off me. I told him "I'm not gonna return it because how do I know you've just drank half of it and are coming in trying to claim a refund". And he just went fucking off, made a huge fucking scene in front of me and the customers, the store manager spoke to him and she ripped him a new asshole.

But yeah, if they're not getting what they want, they'll resort to making a scene, but all it does is just make customers angry at them.

[Anonymous No.9895406]

>>9895394
>A manager actually doing their job.
I call bullshit, they should have fired you and gave that customer a bunch of free shit like a real manager does!

[Anonymous No.9895415]

>>9895406
At this point the only way they'll ever fire me is if I ever punch, or swear at a customer, I've been there for 5 years, I was rude to a customer yesterday because she wasn't getting what she wanted either and resorted to "I'm gonna complain about you" to which I responded "Alright" and "Okay" and calling everyone a "Racist". Oh man, she screamed like a banshee and swore like a sailor in front of 3 families and several old people.

Also the only way anyone is getting free shit is if the owner is on the night shift.

[Anonymous No.9895432]

>>9895415
>5 years.
Oh no, look out, we got a bad ass over here.

[Anonymous No.9895434]

>>9895432
Meme all you want but for me it's shocking

[Anonymous No.9895468]

>>9895415
>Also the only way anyone is getting free shit is if the owner is on the night shift.

go on.

[Anonymous No.9895474]

>>9895468
That's pretty much it, any issues that pop-up with a customer he just gives them the item for free.

Sometimes us employees will get free stuff too.

[Anonymous No.9895507]

>>9895415
>the action packed life of a weeb

[Anonymous No.9895857]

>>9890999

>not checking delicious trips

[Anonymous No.9895860]

>rice
>gook and spic aisle
>beans
>gook and spic aisle
>oil
>gook and spic aisle
>macaroni and cheese
>gook and spic aisle

[Anonymous No.9895912]

>>9891063
>Calling the zoom zoom skippy scoot a scooter.

[Anonymous No.9895955]

>people having long conversations with their cashiers while others are waiting in line
>slow, obese people crowding up aisles
>unsupervised children running around and screaming
>cashiers that comment on your items
>linecutters at the deli
>rude/slow deli workers

[Anonymous No.9895963]

>cashier comments about your item
>to another cashier
>ignores you if you try to say something about it too

[Anonymous No.9895980]

>>9894993
>40 dol for Salmon skins
I call bullshit

[Anonymous No.9895982]

>>9895963
I did shit like that all the time when I worked retail. On purpose, of course. Being cashier is so terrible that it got me through, like, an hour if I said "have a good day" and a customer stumbled over his words to correct himself and say "you too." I would switch off between saying 'have a good day' and 'enjoy' to purposely fuck people up and get some enjoyment out of my pitiful day.

[Anonymous No.9895986]

>>9895955
>linecutters at the deli
If some soyboy is too scared at assert their rightful claim to the next spot in line, you're damn right I'm going to cut. It saves me time, the deli drone doesn't give a fuck, and you're not stopping me, so of course I'm going to do it.

[Anonymous No.9895993]

>>9895986
>that projection

Of course I don't stand for it myself, but it is irritating.

[Anonymous No.9895996]

>>9893989
Absolutely not the same thing you mong the chip systems are entirely different. Also you sound like a faggot, "lol"

[Anonymous No.9895999]

>>9895993
Why would you be irritated at rational actors behaving in a way that makes perfect sense?

[Anonymous No.9896055]

>>9895986
>if no one is going to confront me and risk getting shot over a triviality (it is 'murrica afterall) I'm justified in acting like an asshole

You're why the modern world is a living hell.

[Anonymous No.9896088]

>>9891080

[Anonymous No.9896097]

>>9896055
Soyboy detected. Reminder that if you're not willing to assert your rights, then you have no rights

[Anonymous No.9896140]

>pulling a stack of 6+ pallets into the back room
>people ignore the loud rumble of the pallet jack and stand in my way until I ask them to move
This thing doesn't stop on a dime motherfucker, get out of my way.

[Anonymous No.9896153]

>>9896140
>still having pallets out on the floor after customers arrive
Not their fault you're shit at your job

[Anonymous No.9896171]

>>9896153
>out on the floor
>he doesn't have separate produce and grocery back rooms

[Anonymous No.9896195]

>>9896097
Lol, you're just a loser pissed at the world for your failures and the fact the pirates you elected are steamrolling over you and you take out your frustrations on others by being an asshole in public. Yes we see your kind everywhere and it confirms my original assertion about your kind and the damage it inflicts on contemporary civil society.

[Anonymous No.9896227]

>>9893972
>>Pushy sushi person offering me free samples
whats wrong with you you ungrateful faggot

[Anonymous No.9896312]

>>9890886
i work at a grocery store as a cashier so i have a very high tolerance for bullshit; but the one thing that i really can't stand is people that unload their entire cart of shit on the belt only to say they forgot something and walk off for 5 minutes. holds up my line and pisses people off. i always insist to people that i get something for them instead because i'm 10x faster

[Anonymous No.9896330]

>>9894217
dairy reaper is an accurate description of what it's like to work back there. pure chilled hell

[Anonymous No.9896335]

>>9896330

I used to stock dairy, it's not that bad. I just wear a coat, and it's the quickest part of the store to get overloaded so I always just turned it into my hermit zone.

[Anonymous No.9896354]

>>9891081
but the no singles policy on /tv/ isn't failed, its pretty regular. its an actual meme, you idiot

[Anonymous No.9896610]

>>9890886
Black people. The answer to anything not good is always blk ppl

[Numbaz !!MV85jKaTBTQ No.9897263]

>>9891097
Clayton Bigsby, it's been an honor to post with you.

[Anonymous No.9897376]

>>9892865
>>9890892
why do millennials complain about such easy tasks? do you exhale and sigh loudly when the power goes out too?

[Anonymous No.9897478]

>People in front of me who don't put their items on the band and the casher ends up scanning my items thinking they are his
>Kids grabbing things in general
>Onions are peeled off the paper and I have to trow away one layer of it once I get home
>people who put their items too close to mine on the band when there are no spacers available
>People who don't place their items in the band in a tetris-like manner and end up taking the entire band for minutes
>The store uses the same code for parsley and cilantro
>The cashier does not know the code for some produce and has to ask the cashier next to him
>Only one line is open out of 5
>When that creepy looking, most possible gay cashier sees me
>Savages discarding meat or frozen food and not putting them in their place
>Asking for an item, instead having the worker telling me how to cook with fake ingredients

>>9895123
>Using hoods indoors
It's the fashion police, they want to tell you to stop being a nigger

[Anonymous No.9897515]

This isn't unique to grocery stores but cashiers in general although it seems more prevalent in grocery stores. They hand you your receipt and change all together. Like, niggah, I've got to fumble around separating the money and receipt to store them.

Secondly, instead of saying, "thank you," they say, "there you go." Wtf is that? I'd prefer they didn't say anything, but "there you go" seems rude af to me but it's becime the standard.

[Anonymous No.9897520]

>>9897478
>the band
Do Americans really call it that?

[Anonymous No.9897542]

>>9897520
I call it a conveyor belt or just a belt, idk about that guy

[Anonymous No.9897917]

>>9897520
In my language we call it that way, I was translating literally from spanish, for me it was either "band" or "belt"

[Anonymous No.9897952]

>>9897478
>>When that creepy looking, most possible gay cashier sees me
the rest of your post tells me you actually like this one

[Anonymous No.9897958]

>>9897917
Use belt

[Anonymous No.9898065]

>>9896312
I was a cashier at my first job for a while. This was a common occurrence for me when I started. It seems I always got THOSE customers. I don't know why I attract those types, but I do. I haven't gotten any of those since my third job, I can imagine what the front end goes through as I mentioned earlier. Some more shit I can't stand.
>Anyone who tells me their life story, you just asked me for the price on the soup, why are you dumping your luggage at my feet?
>Fat people during the summer
>Female customers who get fidgety or timid around me. I don't want the tampons and Halls in your purse. And don't smile at me either.

[Anonymous No.9898615]

I work in a grocery store in south FL, and the worst times to for me are holidays and when the old people get bussed in. The only complaints I have are all to do with old people.
>dig through my egg cartons for 10 minutes inspecting every egg just to leave them a mess and walk away with none
There's more if anyone wants to hear me bitch

[Anonymous No.9898724]

>>9898615
let it all out, anon

[Anonymous No.9898725]

>>9892865
>people who want to pay by check
I saw a lady paying with a check the other day. It blew my mind.
Why? Debit cards are the exact same thing, but faster and much easier.

[Anonymous No.9898779]

>>9891951
Mfw chip and pin literally takes 2 ENTIRE SECONDS. I thought NZ was behind.... Wtf America

[Anonymous No.9898787]

>>9898779
It takes like 5 seconds in burgeria, don't let the autist confuse you

[Anonymous No.9898817]

>>9895216
This unironically

[Anonymous No.9899248]

>>9898615
Fucking Florida man. Old people are a cancer on society. Terrible drivers that can't go the speed limit or even stay in their own lane in a parking lot. They try to nickel and dime you or bitch about how things aren't exactly the same like whatever shithole state they came from. They're slow as fuck walking around and paying, and in general a waste of space. I don't think some of them are even aware of their own existence anymore, they've just been doing the same stupid shit for decades and go through the motions even when they haven't had a single unique thought for years.
Also I don't care how old you are if you have to use a fucking scooter to navigate around a grocery store you probably shouldn't have been allowed to drive there in the first place let alone the seasonal migration across the country you made ruining the day of every single person you held up on the highway for those 500 miles.

[Anonymous No.9899532]

>>9898779
Chip-and-pin was hastily implemented after a string of massive data breaches. As long as it technically works, a lot of retailers can't be bothered to improve on it. Really, the one thing that makes it seem slower is the design of the card reader's touchscreen.

[Anonymous No.9899636]

>>9897515
This is what you get for still using cash like some backwoods savage.

[Anonymous No.9899668]

>those fuckers that eat grapes out of the bag when they haven't even paid for them so the bag is wide open
No one knows where your fucking hands have been. Don't fucking touch them unless you're purchasing them.

[Anonymous No.9899672]

>>9899668
>mfw I see an Indian touching all the fruit

[Anonymous No.9899705]

>>9898615
I'm from CT and a lot of old people move to Florida to live out the rest of their days. I feel really bad for you, they must be really annoying.

[Anonymous No.9899718]

>>9899705
I'm from MN and old people are everywhere, why are they still here?

[Anonymous No.9899781]

>>9899718
they live to bother us

[Anonymous No.9899788]

>>9899781
you got that right my dude

[Anonymous No.9899799]

>>9899788
Old people are either incredibly pleasant, or incredibly annoying and a pain in the ass. There is no inbetween with old people.