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rate my steak ~

>> No.9888723

seventeen

>> No.9888726

Not cooked, this isn't even rare. I doubt any heat managed to get to the middle, so it's pretty much a failed attempt at making a steak. Which is kind of an accomplishment because it is very hard to fuck up a steak.

>> No.9888729

>>9888717
it's fucking raw
not even blue rare it's just fucking raw
fucking wolfman
>xD look at my rosemary garnish :O
you know nothing about gourmet cooking faggot please just fuck off

>> No.9888730

>>9888717
prolly need to leave it on the girll for just a bit longer

>> No.9888732

No, lean to use your fucking phone cameras first.
Everything except the steak is in focus. You had one job for fucks sake.

>> No.9888752

I go rare with certain cuts, but that's pushing it. The semen fries look good though.

>> No.9888754

out of focus/10

>> No.9888757

>>9888726
>because it is very hard to fuck up a steak.

No, no it's not.

>> No.9888758

>>9888729
I didnt cook it
its "my" steak in the sense that ive been the one who ate it (it was really fucking delicious)

>> No.9888759
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9888759

>>9888717

>> No.9888771

Slippery

>> No.9888773

>>9888723
no way. eleventeen at best

>> No.9888774

>>9888732
the quality overall is just shit
sorry for having a really shitty phone ~

>> No.9888777
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9888777

>>9888717
Raw/10

>> No.9889250

>>9888726
>>9888729
>>9888777
What the in the world are you dummies talking about? I work in a first class restaurant and I can confirm this isn't raw by medium well.

>> No.9889266

>>9888717
Not a steak eater but not gonna lie. That does look appetizing.

>> No.9889281

Looks good, when are you going to cook it?

>> No.9889318
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>> No.9889324

>>9889318
over cooked

>> No.9889420

>>9889324

Only 20 minutes out in the pasture each day or it's too much sun and the texture is ruined!

>> No.9889452

it's fuckin raw

>> No.9889470

>>9888717
You know you have to cook it first right?

Donny Drumpf recommends:
>well-done
>no pepper
>two classic glass bottles of ketchup
>6 20oz sodas
>someone to change your diappy

>> No.9889490

>>9888717
Congratulations you have a steak that is lightly seared on the outside while the inside has achieved just the right temperature to promote the growth of bacteria and parasites. Enjoy your intestinal worms.

>> No.9889492

>>9889470
also he's orange and has tiny hands

>> No.9889509
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9889509

>>9889470

>> No.9889521

It's blue rare. I don't get why people are saying raw.

>> No.9889526

>>9889420
20 minutes in the sun? britbong detected

>> No.9889658

>>9888729
>not even blue rare
>it's red

what did he mean by this?

>> No.9889692

>>9889470
Sick social commentary.

>> No.9889719

How many hobos does it take to nipple rape a foreign chode?

>> No.9889731

>>9889250
You work at Olive Garden
Don't lie

>> No.9889813

>>9889692
Thanks breuh

>> No.9890068

>>9888717
Firstly it looks like you have a fillet. No problem there apart from it being in lack of fat and hence flavor/flavour.
Second, it is hard to tell if it is warm or not. If you have managed to warm this then awesome, if it is cold you should just have ordered the carpaccio!
Third, fries/chips look underdone a touch in my honest opinion.
Fourth, the rosemary, definitely just added.
Fifth, green pepper sauce all over the chips/fries - seriously ...
So in summing up steak looks like it gets a seven, you my pedigree chum get a resounding nada.

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>>9888717

>> No.9890349

>>9888717
Nice fries, but awful meat not cooked at all

>> No.9891437

>>9889731
wrong sir, I work at denny's.

>> No.9891444

>>9890068
the steak was warm all the way through.
can you explain whats so bad about pepper cognac sauce on fries?

>> No.9891446

>>9888717
>muh tesla

>> No.9891740

>>9890068
Fillet is one of the best cuts you can get. Pepper sauce is also great with steak and chips. Your reply is so shit I can't even be bothered to spend time explaining why

>> No.9892079

>>9888717
R A W

>> No.9892092

It's running around still

>> No.9892186

>>9888717
looks good

>> No.9892287

>>9888717

Did you not let it rest at room temperature first?

>> No.9892311

>>9892287
>Did you not let it rest at room temperature first?
>OP's Steak got a proper sear despite being barely cooked
are you even trying?

>> No.9892339

The fat isn't even rendered. Fucking terrible

>> No.9892355

>>9888717
Did you drop a frozen steak on a smoking pan or something?

>> No.9892466

>>9888717
I absolutely love rare steak but I would send that back.
If I wanted a mouthful of bloody meat I'd blow my gf on her period.

>> No.9892475

>>9888717
too red

>> No.9892534
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9892534

The steak is so raw, that Dr. Vahlen from X-COM did an autopsy on it, and got Carpace Armor from that shit.

>> No.9892545

>>9888758
>I didnt cook it

no shit. no one did.

>> No.9892547

>>9888717
>blue/10

>> No.9892694

>cum fries

>> No.9892700

>>9888717
Looks so good, this is how I cook mine.

>> No.9892710

>>9892534
Would have been funny if you could spell carapace.
2/10

>> No.9892784

>>9892710
Who cares about spelling.

>> No.9892797

>>9892694
Yeah, something like that

>> No.9892803

Blurry

>> No.9893381

>>9888717
Where the fuck did you get a bigfoot steak from?

>> No.9893390

>>9888717
burnt/10

>> No.9893402

>>9888717
>steak cooked too much
>puts a piece of a christmas tree on it because omg tis the season
you make me sick OP

>> No.9893412

Did you order it like that?

On a semi-related note, would a chef grant a wish for blue rare steak? Would they feel uncomfortable cooking it that little?

I haven't eaten steak at a restaurant in years, but when I did, I always ordered medium rare because I felt that's probably what they're used to cooking.

>> No.9893431

>>9893412
I ordered it like this (blue is an option in their menu)

>> No.9893450

>>9888717
Too red.
I prefer well-done thank you very much

>> No.9893617

>>9888717
Has anyone said raw/10 yet?

raw/10

>> No.9893626

Blue steak a shit